100% Eat - Nick Terrorizes Wendy's Patrons with Spoon - Ride Along Wendy's

Episode Date: May 21, 2026

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Roll around. I wasn't talking to you. Three, two, one. I know you're excited. That's terrible. Three, two, one. Thank you. Better.

What? Are Michael asked if we're excited. Who's excited? I asked you. Are you excited? You asked me? Yeah, Nick said, yeah. And I said,

wasn't talking to you. I didn't know you were asking me. Why would I ask? Why would I ask? We already know Nick's, like, excitement levels at all times. The burger can be good. Maybe they think.

Hey, you know what? You know what? I'm saying, I'm proud of Nick. Uh-huh. I mean, granted, I still didn't really give him a chance, but like he wanted something and then we just got it. Yes, he spoke up. Yeah.

Also, I asked him directly if he wanted two or three different things. So I think that maybe helped. He just got excited. It's true. That is something we worked on with like, you know, asking him directly. No. Because if it's a question posed to anyone in general,

he thinks it's not to him. Yeah. Except if Michael asks if you're excited. No, I was to the car. No, that was to Eric. It was to Eric's special car. I'm, I'm, hang on. Sorry, I'm just, sorry, I'm just watching this car accident.

They got to get to the Wendy's. So Nissan needs to stop being a prick. Oh, that other Nissan, the second Nissan. I will not be doing that. Push his right leg, please. I will not be doing it. That was fed French fries next. That was really exciting.

No, I know. Oh, we didn't get fries. That's okay. They never season. Eric, Eric didn't want nothing from this late. No, you didn't. I don't know that she wanted me to give a. Gee, didn't want to give him anything.

God damn. It was a pretty good loop. It was crazy. I heard you have to say the, four? Four of those? Dude, I walked away at that exact point. Round and round. I could not.

It just keep asking. It was round and round. It was quick, but it was not complicated. Sometimes it's complicated, right? Like, sometimes we get a lot. Yeah. It was, we got four burgers. Can I get four of these jalapeno burgers?

Yep. One without mail. And then I was like, because I fucking hate mail. I take the tomato off. I hate mail. So he's like, Four and one of those without mayo. And then she was like, oh, it's not mayo.

It's like ranch. Helping your ranch. I was like, oh, okay. And he goes, oh, never mind them. We're good. She's like, okay. So one? Well, first when he said four.

When he only wanted four, he only could get one without mail. Right. And now we've reset the table. Yeah. First he said four. She went meals. He's like, no, just a sandwiches. And one without mayo.

Oh, that's not mayo. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. So just one? One? No, four. Oh, okay.

You want, with the meal? It truly was a reset, yeah. Before we could even get there, I walked away. I will say it. He announced it too. He said, I'm sitting down. I wouldn't be surprised if they had not asked someone prior if they wanted the meal. And then when they didn't get the fries complained about it.

But I mean, that's probably every single day of their life. Right. But that's what I'm saying. It's an ingrained, it's an learned behavior now. It's a learned. I do feel like they're operating at the level of the, the dumbest person. Yeah, they are.

And it's unfortunate. It's unfortunate. If you're not the dumbest person, you get the same person. Yeah, you kind of just, you get frustrated. When they ask you if you have a mobile order at the drive-through and I say yes, and then they say, okay, what do you want? I'm like, no, this is the part where I want my mobile order. This part where I give you my code, because they're just so ingrained to be saying no.

Right, yeah. How many times? Motherfucker, listen. That, when you would pull up to a McDonald's, when they had the automated thing that was like, hi, welcome to McDonald's. Do you have a mobile order? you'd be like, uh, no. And they'd be like, oh, do you have a mobile order?

Oh, another voice would come on and ask you. Like, no. What's the point of the fucking message? Why is the robot? I want AI to take your job already. God. No, I don't want that either. I went, uh, I went the other day.

And it's, but it pieces me off as a lot of times when they have the drive-thru and they have two lanes. But if it's not like rush hour where they have both people working, they just do one at a time anyway. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, it does, I just like, I just like, I, I'm sure it saves some amount of time, but they don't take two orders at once. Yeah.

You're just sitting there waiting, and you can hear it with your window down. They're talking to the other person. So I pulled up, and there was a person, there was one person in front of me, and then there was another person in the lane next to me. And it just, like, it timed where as I pulled up, they started talking to me,

and in my head, I went like, oh, you should have gotten the other person. Like, the other person was waiting, and then I pulled up, and they just went right to me at the same thing. but they said like, oh, do you have a mobile order? I was like, yeah, here's my number. And then it was just like 10 seconds of just silence.

Awesome. And I'm waiting. And then all of a sudden I hear the same person flipped to the other speaker on the other side. And I'm like, yep, they just abandoned it. And then a different person comes on my speaker's like, hi, do you have a mobile order? And I was like, oh, so you just noped out of that, huh?

You were just like, oh shit, wrong lane. Hang up. Hang up. Oh, no. Hang up. Oh, no. He didn't hear anything. Just like, okay.

He was talking to himself. But we just get, we did get the cookie dough frosties because Nickers going crazy. He did seem excited. You look interesting. They look good. I didn't know they had new chicken and I don't know why we're not getting the new chicken. Oh, that is. But it's, I didn't care to change it.

Right. The new chicken? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And the sandwiches like shredded lettuce, like a whole thing. Yeah, I didn't know that. They changed the lettuce. They added pickles.

Why did they shred the lettuce? I like the, I know. The thing was perfect. Yeah, but, you know, but listen up. Bitch, how's the man? Is it better than ever? Did they change the dough too? That also?

We don't know. Are you still talking about the Mayo is? The Mayo has always been an offensive because- We're still talking about Burger King? No, I'm asking him because they change this thing or- I'm asking him because he doesn't know. He was referencing Burger King. He's referencing the Burger King Mayo.

I'm talking about the chicken sandwich. Yeah. Right. Nick, thoughts? Why do you do this? That's a great thought. What did I? Yeah.

Why did you take us back to the shit from last week? What fucking did you did? What did you did? We could do the shit this week. Well, that was yesterday. I'm, I'm, I'm. Time traveling. You broke them.

I know. Time traveling. That's for the audience. It's safe. I just want the audience to know, though, like, why you do that? I want this is for your benefit, Nick. Like someone, someone's listening and they're like, who we're going to leave a comment, it's going to be a long one.

Yeah. And they're like, they're like, I can't believe Nick brought that up from a whole week ago. God, can't he just move on? So I'm on your side. Oh, you know what, thank you. It was yesterday. Hey, Nick's just so riled up because that bullshit was yesterday. Yeah, what that bullshit was a great car episode though.

Good one. Yeah. That was a very good car. See how the edit, it turns out. Roku kept getting blown every which way. Everyone liked it. Yeah, especially Rougu. He's 50.

Do you think Wendy's is going to find a second Frosty that's going to be the thing that people want? I don't think anything at this point is going to save Wendy's from themselves. They fucked up when they made vanilla available. If they won't listen to, Us, they're done for. Just keep it the chocolate.

They innovated the wrong way. Yeah, just so you know, this milkshake is vanilla. I know, that's fine. Okay, I just wanted you to get mad now, which I think it makes sense with the cookie dough. Yes, yes. But I'm with you. I would always get chocolate. Yeah, I mean, vanilla.

I don't know why they undid it. And then it was like... I feel like that's not even a frosty. But they kind of fucked up. Yeah, frosty. Frosty means chalky. Yeah. The chocolate wouldn't end up getting fucked after that because they, what they do is they default to the vanilla one now,

and then they just drop chocolate like syrup into what I think. Oh, yeah. When it used to be... Just created in the lab. That's right. Damn. Yeah, they're chocolate frosty. It's like a nice...

Well, it's not too chocolatey or anything. It's easy. Yeah, it's just like a... It's like a drop of poo color. It's like a mocha color. It is, yeah. Yeah, it is. And it kind of a mocha flavor, almost.

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Are you excited to try the quickie dough up? Yeah. Could be good. Do you think it's going to be good? Uh, 50-50 shot. You know, either it happens or it doesn't. How did it, how did it land on 50-50? Of course.

Yes or no, dude. Yeah. Try to keep up. Either it'll be good or it won't be good. It's 50-50. Now, when he has it, do you think he's going to judge it by this is good or this is not good? No, I'm going to now. Or do you think this will say this is orderable by drive-through but not walk-in?

No. That's not what I said. If I had a mobile order, I would order it mobily. I think Nick's going to pass or fail and I think it's going to pass. Yeah, that's my prediction for Nick. Yeah, this is also different. This is a chocolate treat. Yeah, it's a banana different scale.

And motherfucker, he knows it. He is. He's just, yeah, I know. It's vanilla. You know the rules, Eric. You know. Eric, there's chocolate in the dessert, and it's a cookie dough. Don't act like you don't know his system that everyone knows and understands perfectly.

That's not what I'm saying either. Well, don't act like you don't know it because we don't understand it. But we do know it. We do. We certainly do know this. And we're learning it every day. Well, you're not. I'm keeping a catalog.

That's the problem. You're just like the fucking. Orderable? I think orderable is the best one. Do you want the combo? Orderable is so exciting Because you can order it It is orderable

Right, but I'm saying Should you order it? When I'm saying it's orderable, it's something that you would order. Why do you look at him like he's going to help you? I'm just making sure he's hearing it too. I'm hearing it. Don't like, would you do this in front of Grogu?

He's done a lot worse. I think we do it. Yeah, I think he's already paying this boot on that window with that little baby. Dude, I feel so bad. They couldn't hear it. They couldn't hear it. What are you talking about?

Even if the kid did here, he probably loved it. It's like jingling keys. Like I also like, I was walking out and the baby, the baby was looking at me too and I like smile at the baby and like, uh, like walked on. Don't feel special.

That baby looked into everybody. And then we were outside. I think that specific window that that lady was sitting out with the baby. Didn't think about it. And if we were just like, tap it on the window. We had the picture of the window on the window. on the window of the cookie dough and he was tapping it was wrap it was not he was he was he was he was a rap

rap rap rap he was it's not tapping because I'm not tapping it was the sound no but that's a no it was like almost clicking at that was a that was a it he didn't use a bone that's right he used bone he said we was spoon a plastic spoon not even a solid spoon are you gonna try and suck I see I can't even hear that Jordan I had to look over to you're not on fucking work call you were outside you couldn't hear it you think I couldn't If he was outside right now and he was doing that from the inside, would you hear that clicking? That proves nothing. The windows are closed.

Okay, you go out there. We're not going to go through this experiment. No. Who's opening the door? Jordan's taking the seatbelt off. He's trying to jump out of the car. I might do the same. Good.

That's fine, dude. Jump out the car right now, and then the car will list down the street like the people driving the car. We won't get in an accident. Joe, you said I go swip his car down the block again? Saw that earlier today. Do you think that the tapping or wrapping helped the woman with her work call? I doubt it did anything.

I don't think he was probably louder than the inside of a Wendy's. I don't think so. Did you see the guy right next to that who I did it? I saw it and my immediate thought was like, oh, he works here. And I'm like, oh, no, he doesn't. And then I looked away and I looked. back and I have it like three times. There was a guy wearing an AGB shirt.

Oh, really? And it was red with white. And I was like, oh, Wendy's guy enjoying his lunch. Oh, that's AGB shirt. I looked away. I looked back. And my brain would not stop immediately thinking that Wendy shirt. Hold on. Michael, can you hear this? Hang on. No, you gotta do it from the other side. You gotta close the door. And you're gonna close the door. I'm gonna close the door. I'm gonna close to the room. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Tell me when you're gonna start.

Bam, win for me. Yeah, that's how you should classify that. Nick just walked away and went, yeah, a win for me. I mean, and then. I think, I think you might have been lying. I think you heard it. I think I'll be able to tell on his mic. He's going to mute the mic.

Shut up. No, I'll, uh, let's get upstairs and watch faster, quick. Oh, we got to watch faster. Yeah, I got to see what's happening in the movie faster. Oh, Grosku Cup here. Oh, there he is. The king himself. Brogu's gonna get blown!

Away by how good this Wednesdays is. Wow. And how good his movie probably is. What if Groku gets blown away in the movie? Whoa. It's a Harry's ad. All right. Kill Grogu? You think that's a possibility?

Yeah, fingers crossed. Well, I mean, where's Grogu in episode 7, 8, 9? We don't know. Probably damn. Yeah, he's only 50. He's only 50. And that takes place like what? 10, 15 years later?

Okay. So. 20, 30? It should be like a thousand, right? Boom. You know to like 800? Yeah. You know to diet at like 800 something. Fucking lazy bitch.

Pugh! That's wrong. Oh, this one's for Y. That's, oh, there's why. That's yours. Why is there? Yeah, this one Y's, two Y's and three Y's and one Q. This was a cue.

Maybe Q is without the, we are why. There's a plane. This is wrong. Yeah. Yeah. That's just, that's just a completely different burger. Yeah. All right.

Nick doesn't get to try the food. Check it out. Huh. That's wrong. How did she get that wrong? Oh, and sweet chili. Hey, remember I did say check the sauce? God.

And he said, got it. Hey, it's in the bag. Hey, it's the same color. Yeah, but I think that out finds the window. Well, where's the yellow packaging? That's the outside's the window town. So crazy. Back in the car, boys.

Yeah, maybe let's go get our burger. This is a sweet and sour sauce sweet. This sucks. Fuck Wendy's. Wait, maybe it's inside the box. Okay. Oh, those look like shit. Oh, wow.

Look at these. What do you want to eat today? eat today. You think we should get a pretzel? Should we just call this a zero and like get other food? Yeah, I'm okay with that. Oh, that is. Where is there? Oh, there is. How did, how did we get three of one burger and I don't know a different? Let's find out. How did the how it's a junior jrug, do you think she initially did the one dude for a second? I thought it was chicken. There's no way. Nope. That's the same it's it's right. It's all right. Oh, is it? Yeah. They just marked it wrong. Yep. Okay. Well, man, all right. All right. Still miss on the sweet and cell.

Ooh, all right, that was close. We were so close to getting out of this, though. Damn it. Damn it. Maybe it's at the bottom of this. Here it comes. You said sweet. Here it comes.

Look how burnt this chicken is. Yeah, it's pretty bad. That's like Taco Bell Nuggies. It is. But they're not going to fix it. No. Could be good. Is it?

Find out the episode. Oh, listenable. Yeah. See? Listen to two days ago. I'm gonna try the new sauce, Eric. You could just tell us now because we already know. Give it a try, Michael.

Yeah, I like it. Yeah, I like it. Oh, okay, he likes it. I do like it. Those stink. He stopped me from checking. I was about to look in the bag and he went, no, it's in there. I looked. Yep.

Okay. He knew it would be funny. Oh, no. 50-50. 50. 50 50 50. 50. Yeah.

Must is banana shake. Dude, hold on. Look at that. Oh, damn it. Whatever. What was it. It's a little burn. It looks a little burn.

Yeah, it looks a little bird. Look at that little dweeb. Oh, dude. Hold on. Well, it was awesome. Well, all right, bye. All right, bye.