100% Eat - Nick's Pick is a Disaster %% Marco's Pizza Fiery Flavors Menu

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

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Welcome to 100% Eid, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it, or if it's Nick's place. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Swares. Jordan, how are you? Oh, I'm exhausted from the adventure we've already been on. It was a lot. It has been a lot, and it's been a roller coaster of emotions. Trials and Tribulations. Trials and tribulations. Ups, ups, downs, Nick, back and forth.

Successes, failures. Side on the side. No, all of that coming from him. It's all him. Chewing himself and replying to himself. Yeah. No one was more for and then against and then four and against Nick, the Nick, the whole drive. Whoever, whoever idea, whoever had that idea of making the pizza spicy, what an idiot.

Oh, wait, that was me. I, uh, uh, uh, I, uh, man, tank, bap, bada, bap, bada, bop. I just don't know what's going on with pizza places and us not, uh, uh, pizza pizza. Yeah, getting, getting the thing that, like, right on time and the easy. This time, it definitely wasn't your fault. I agree 100%

So there's that It's not an error According to Nick Right away it was my fault And then and then It I don't know if it is his fault It was

This was all Nick's idea Deflect Dodge and deny It was Right But like so Inefectively It's pointless Nick

Nick recommended getting this He threw it out there You got it He was like Oh I love Markle We'll get to it On the Papa John's episode. He was like, Marco's top five

pizza. He loves everything. Okay. We'll get to, you know, what transpired. Maybe we didn't get what we didn't get. But found out it was not as it was supposed to be. And then you went, well, this is your place, Nick. And he said, well, you ordered it. Yep. You did.

Implying that somehow puts it on you or you made an error in the order. I mean, I also don't think it's Nick's fault. I think it's the guy's fault. I don't. I don't. I don't, I don't think. I don't think. I don't think. anyone's fault yet Nick is heavily implying it is Eric's fault. I felt like I was being blamed.

I get that too. Early on in the ride along, early on in the ride along, it was Eric going, this was all Nick's idea. Uh-huh. Wow. Nick suggested this.

It was Nick's unbelievable. And all of that, and all of that was true. It's true. And all of that was true, now if you want to draw your own conclusion as to his fault it is, vis-a-vis using that information. You do whatever you want.

Yeah. You do it. Not whatever you want. Uh-huh. Like, don't make it spicy yourself. Yeah. Or do. Or...

No. Or get to and go, oh, that's fine, he's pretty spicy. Something that was spicy. Or... What? Hey, we can make it spicy. We can make it spicy.

Okay, yeah, we can put the hot sauce on. That's not gonna work. What? Well, it's supposed to be spicy cheese. And you can follow all this logic telling you your idea. The ride along is like staggering. It is like, it's just whiplash.

Yeah. Also, we did get that car accident. All got whiplash. Yep. Yeah, my back. Yeah, there was big jaw, the truck. Big. Yeah. Hey, what did we almost get? Today we ordered Marco's Pizza

Fiery Flavors menu. That's right. And four things on the fiery flavors menu. Maybe discontinuing it soon. Uh-huh. Which, what does that mean for us? Soon imminently.

If you say, if you say, hey, they're discontinuing. this soon. You know what that means? Whoa! We got it? Oh, we still got it, but right over the guy. We got it right before it got this that's awesome. Oh, they're discontinuing this. You know, I don't know why. Oh shit. Yeah, so, you know. So you didn't get it. We don't have it. Hey, thanks for paying for it. Yeah. You want some soda?

What? We got it though. It's in the fridge. Yeah, we got a big old Mountain Dew. I wasn't really looking. I was just kind of a I was just kind of like enjoying the moment. I didn't even realize it was a two-liter. I was like, oh, okay, you real. I thought it was a big old. He's got to skip on it.

I throw in some soda, man. Before you can split this, right? A little tiny one. A can of Mountain Dew. We ordered, I ordered this earlier so we could pick it up. Smart. So it is your fault. So online, they have the fiery flavors menu.

Easy to order four things in a row. Boom, under its own. Oh, yeah. No, that's how I ordered it. Too easy. Too easy. That was the problem. What you should have considered.

You. Yeah, you should have been like, hmm, usually things go wrong with this point. How did you fall for this? Yeah. I can't believe. I got double dog duped and I don't know how I did it. You didn't ask enough questions. That's right.

I should have, on the computer, I should have asked questions like, how is this so easy? The way he told you was so good. Yeah. Ordered it. Went to go pick it up. Hey, I got an online order for Eric. The restaurant's empty except the one guy who works there and then who we might think is maybe his coworker sitting in the corner of the restaurant watching videos on his phone loud style.

How you do it? And we're like, hey, order for Eric. And then he was like, oh, cool, yeah. Here's all your food. Hey, oh, you ordered it. I got it for you. Here it is. It's ready.

And then looking at this point is for you to take it and walk away. And now I will tell you. Here's the receipt. This pizza's laid out. Everything's here. You ready to go? Yeah, actually, they're discontinuing the fiery menu. So, like, I don't know.

For some reason. He did say for some reason. For some reason, they're discontinuing the fiery menu. Corby doesn't tell us nothing. So like, you know. Don't know. Don't as me. I just work here.

So like, you know, like, we don't like, they didn't send us. So like, we don't have that stuff. Right. No, I don't know if that means like they ran out of that stuff. And then it. And then it's, and then so. So do you want like peppers and cheese? Yeah.

Yeah, I'll take both. Great. I'd like the fiery. Yeah. Yeah. Just like they don't have. So like we didn't have it. So do you guys want like a, you guys want like a soda?

And I just heard, I went, you guys want like orange phantom? And I was like, yeah, Mountain Dew. So I got Mountain Dew. Michael was loving it. And he's like, he's like, okay. Yeah, I got you. Big old thumbs up to us. So he would go like, oh yeah.

So like they're discontinuing it. He kept explaining it. There it is. He kept saying that. He was not explaining anything. No, no, no. Because it wasn't until we don't know. I don't know why.

Till we got the food back here and opened it up. And we didn't want to look in the car, didn't want to look at the restaurant. Couldn't wait to get back to the house. It just felt like such a crapshoot as whether or not the food existed. What did we get? I haven't seen two liter sodas. Yeah. Until I've like left the house that grew up in.

Oh, yeah. They used to feed your family with this. It would almost always be two liters and knock cans. And I'm just like, you look at it now and I'm just like, it's like a terrible way to pack it to it. Who the fuck's going to drink this before it goes stale, like flat? Like, right? All the times you have to open it.

I'm looking at it and I'm just like, I can drink this much over a period of time. Like if I were to buy this, this would last me forever. But by how long I would want this to last, it would be awful. Oh, yeah. So the only reason it's good is at like a party. Is it a party?

You're gonna blast through it. Everyone, everyone finishes the back day. No problem. But I'm like, I can't imagine having this in like a household for like to enjoy overtime. No.

It's insane. It's the perfect. It's the perfect form of soda when you and your three friends eat your non-spicy pizza back at your house. It was a little spicy. It was a little spicy.

Well, we could have made it spicy. No. What a stupid idea. But what if, but what if, But what if when you say it it's a bad idea But when he says it a couple minutes before He's into it. The beauty of it is it's not even a my idea or an alteration in any way

It's simply repeating what Nick said previously and to have him to have him combat it is crazy Sauce different than peppers Right, you didn't say peppers, you said nothing You just said we can make it spicy Nothing so that means doesn't mean peppers, that means nothing It means what I think so I gave you an option of spice and you're like absolutely no That's different That's the wrong one.

That's what are you stupid? It alters the flavor. It's not his thing. That's not what I suggested, which was nothing. Different. Nick was simply implying that through some magic alchemy, we can't get spicy. And I foolishly suggested. Yeah.

Right. He didn't say that, though. I know. He was thinking. Yeah. Either way. Either way, it was great to go to Nick's Marcos where they welcomed us in by point. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

And they like had him sit down. did that too. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, white and red tablecloth. Really what you're expecting there. Oh, right next to the Emmy. That's great. Now, do it at me. It's our award. A match man in heaven. Boy, that doesn't sum up the show. So, Marco's Pizza, not a place I'd ever been to. I've never been there. I've been there a couple times, like, oh God, 17 years ago at this point, it used to be the only like the closest pizza place when I lived in Georgia. Yeah. And, and And then Nick, you were saying you're big Marcos fan.

Yeah. Yeah, it goes there all the time. That's his Marcos. I was. And they betrayed me today. Well, no, they're too far. And then you said that it was better. No, no, it might be better before the pandemic.

It might have been. It might have been. What does that mean? What does that mean to you? Well, it means that a lot of places declined after the pandemic. Right. That's a general statement. Specifically, is this place one of them?

It might be. I don't know. I haven't had it since. But he's a big fan. I'm a big fan. But you've been to that one. specifically, right? Yeah.

Once. Once. After the pandemic? No. Before. Before. Okay. Interesting.

But now you have. Yeah. So what's the answer? Yeah. It's good. It's just as good as before the pandemic? So it hasn't fallen off. Still good.

Okay. The answer is, yeah. Hey, I'm glad. It's like, you couldn't get out of that one. You're right. When we have the monkey eight ball, he's finished. It's true. It's true.

Magic eight ball. Is Marco's better than before or the same? I stopped listening. We got a, we got like a, like a, I guess like a somewhat realistic concept of something that could actually be built into the monkey eight ball, which honestly shocking. This thing is a monstrosity. It's just like goes against any sort of logic of like designing something to be like

reproduced. Yeah. You know, is usually in the idea of. probably, you know, cost-effectiveness, probably like, this is like, not a standard, but like, when you need a round thing, you do this. When you just do this, it's like, can we make every part of it make no goddamn sense at all? To, like, guarantee, for sure, you know how- You've never made anything like this?

That's what we want. You know how regular magic eight balls work? We're not looking to do that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're looking to do that, but as difficult as possible. Can it have a flat side and then jutting parts? Also, it needs four eyes and his mouth needs to say things. And not like, oh, so you want it just like an eight ball and like painting on or just no, no, no, physical shapes.

Yes. It needs to be monkey shapes. Three dimensionally, this thing has to be a fucking freak. And boy, it is. Yeah. So you can shake it up and then it goes, ooh. Like you have to say it out loud because it doesn't make noise. Your concept was wild.

Eric just like Drew it. He's like, I don't know, maybe I just like, just to give them an idea what the fuck we're talking about. And it looked absurd, but I knew this man just doodled it. Yeah. To get back. actual real estate wild. Crazy.

I'm looking forward to hideous looking. We're in the phase now where they're going to send an actual like technical Oh yeah.

Dude, I can't believe this thing's getting made. I cannot wait to see measurements and it's going to cost $180. I'm sorry, when you see the price of it,

there's nothing we can do. We cannot stress. This is how it needed to be made. It's a miracle and this far. This is why things like this don't exist. Who would pay $180? $37 for Manchin A ball. No one. No one. It's so much more than a magic ape.

It's got it. It will answer all your questions. Monkey Ape ball. It will say no and then it will say no. Have you always wanted a nick of your own? I feel like we have one. It's honestly so close to what we get here. Take me out today. We could we should try we should try a ride along at least. Or like Nick's there but he just doesn't he's just he just yeah that's It's true. It answers through his own head.

Yeah. Yeah, and see how much it aligns. That's one of them. See how it aligns to a regular ride along. Yeah, yeah. Can't talk eating ceasies. I like getting so specific on that. Yeah.

Some of them, we, we didn't, I didn't realize. Uh-huh. How many responses there are on a regular magic eight ball. 20. I always thought it was like eight. Me too. Ten maybe. Well, good.

Because we had a lot of, we came up with a lot of things. We were not. We were not. We were not struggling to fill 20. No. I stopped because... We had to cut down. Well, I stopped making suggestions, too, because we were still doing near even knowing of,

can they make this? Right. It just seemed like a waste of time. That was an early phase, yeah. And then they were like, okay. But we're doing it hopefully, so I don't know. So far, we haven't hit a wall. Yeah.

You think that'll be out by next week? Yeah, it should be next week. They told us it's being produced in China. Yeah. And they said, Lunar New Year is... They'll be off for the month. Oh, they're off for a month. They're just like, okay.

That's a sick holiday. We'll get the ball rolling at least. But then Michael said we were looking at it earlier, and then Michael said, oh, when we have this, I just don't, like, Nick is done for. Like, this is just going to replace him. He'll just, you know. I'm going to pivot.

Find out what that means. He's always pivoting. He doesn't know what it means, but he'll figure it. It's like, you know. He knows he needs to. It's in a vein of like AI or like computers replace. people like in the workforce, but it's like, it's not even like, well, it can't possibly,

it is Nick, it's what he says. You know what I mean? It's a one-to-one. If you kind of know how, like... It's not someone like trying to be Nick, it's Nick. I mean, in the basic way that large language models work, which is what like chat GDP is and stuff.

Yeah. This is exactly that. This is the same thing. We're making our own monkey GPT. We have put in the... the input data, which he can then output. There is no need for him to look at the response. He doesn't do that or the input.

He doesn't do that anyway. No, absolutely not. So like, it is. Sometimes. It is such an accurate. Yeah. The only difference. It is a large language monkey.

I will say. It is a large language monkey. The only difference between this and chat, GPT, like when it talks to you out loud, is that this gives you a direct answer instead of going, yeah, that's great. And that sounds like a lot of fun that you can have with your friends.

What an interesting idea. Here's where... Anyway, I stop listening. Here's what I'll say about this, even if it perfectly replicates Nick, where I will say he can't... It can't do his full job yet because as much effort as we put into this and as accurate as it is, we still haven't designed it in a way where it can then continuously contradict itself. That's boy! We'll need like a second one or something.

I mean, he's right. He's right. They need to talk to each other somehow. Two Nicks That'd be crazy Pretty something I can't wait Yeah well Marco's pizza

A favorite of Nick And you'll find out if it's a favorite of us When we review the food that we didn't get Marco opinions Yeah The only thing I remember is that they They were the first like chain pizza place I had That did the cupped pepperoni

Yeah That is like their thing Is this national? Is it everywhere? It's a national chain. Man. It's like very like so yeah. They're not they're not looking to be everywhere but like they like yeah. It really looks like

there's probably at least one in every major city. It really looks like they found an old little Caesars and then just went leave everything here. We got it like we'll just take care of it from here. We'll just reskin it. Yeah they just which which just means new skin just drop which just means take off the little Caesar guy and just throw an M because like there's no

branding on the inside of that place. That place looks like the inside of every like little Caesars that doesn't have like little measers. Yeah there's not it is little measers. It turns out it said measers the whole time. Nobody noticed. They just took their word for it. It starts with an

M ends with an S. Yeah. I'm sure I'm sure there's an ARCO in the middle. Measer, measer. I feel like just off the rip now make like I think for me, having never been there before it gets a worse like I think less of it going into it

not having it because it's not one of the big chains Nick's constantly like bringing it up in conversation with like CeC and such and it's all crap yeah right but not the way you scream and screech about it's true because you go CeC's it's good you make everything seem like the best restaurant

you ever been to oh it's so good I think they're similar and I know one fucking sucks and in the scheme of pizza places too. Maybe it's because CC's is bad and I think this way but I think even if it was good Cc's is a shit name. It's a shit name for a pizza place. Marcos, not a good name.

No, I agree. That doesn't make, like, oh, you want to get Marcos? It's not what you think of pizza. Marcos is a place that could be good that I would not think twice about it if it were like a single restaurant. Fazzolis should be called Marcos. But as a chain, it's like Marcos, that's it. Fazzoli should be named Marcos and Fuzzolis

should not exist. Fazoli should be named Marcos. Pull over, drive through spaghetti at Marcos. What the fuck? It just doesn't have like attention grabbing chain pizza name. Nothing about it feels pizza. Yeah.

The pizza part. Yeah, they did. They gave us pizza. And Mountain Dew. That was pretty pizza. That was pretty pizza. And plates. Tiny plates. Miser, meezer. Not that we need big plates, but they were small plates. They were small plates. Do you guys want to learn about

Marcos so we can get some Marcos facts? Yeah, sure. All right. I'm sure the first one is from their website. It might be unlikely. Our founder, Pat Giamarco. Oh. Pat Giamarco's vision wasn't just to serve pizza. It was to serve quality pizza.

Okay. And have people keep coming back for more. It worked. What was one store in the Toledo area is now over 1,100 stores across 33 states with locations in Puerto Rico and the Bahamas. Fact taken from Marco's pizza website. Whoa, crazy. Toledo Oregon. I was going to say this is Ohio pizza.

Toledo, Oregon? Orgin. Yeah, strange. Also, holy Toledo. Also, the name of the restaurant should be Giamarkos. Yeah, that would be better. Yeah. But I think it started in like the 70s and it's, you know, like, you know, it's like this kind of situation where it's like, it's like pre-Sopranos.

There was, it was, it was before the Italian bread at Sleboy was considered white bread. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. The godfather hadn't come out. Okay.

Hey, they're big jaw. According to QSR magazine, Marcus Pizza is the only national pizza chain in the United States founded by an Italian. Whoa. Apparently, Sauce Monkey knew this because he kept walking around the restaurant, touching everything, then looking disgusted

and wiping his fingers off while muttering, yeah, you can tell. You can fucking tell. What? Why did you do that, Nick? No. Why did you pronounce it that way? Some Gracie shit.

I was just going to say, don't tell Gracie. By the way, Speaking of like touching touching stuff, I like moved the table earlier. Oh, there's slime. There's like ooze under the table. They might have been in here. Who put ooze under the table?

I think you know who put ooze under the table. And it's probably not ooze, it's probably slime. Yeah. Oh no. I try and keep them out. It was like over here on this corner. Gracie? Yep, there it is. Yep.

Hmm. What do you think that is? No. You can't keep an eye on them all the time. Yeah. Yep Perfect Oh good

No god damn you No Why did you do that? I don't have to look to know Would you like to know exactly what it says Right after this fact Getting on the health conscious kick Marco's offers pizza in a bowl

So you can ditch the calories from the cross And enjoy all the flavors you love Cheese pepperoni cigarettes Oh we've just been informed That the cigarette flavor is actually a Fazoli's patent So if you want true authentic slot bowl astray taste. You have to go to drive through Spaghetti Town.

Light up. It did, but also, I'm telling you, Fazzoli should just be called Marcos. Yeah. They're just the same restaurant. Yeah. I saw you typing. What did you say?

What is you? No. What else do we got here? What did he say? He wrote, Nick is saying stuff about Italians. None of it good. And then Nick had to reply.

Gracie, it's not true. Which makes it seem true. He's from flying more. Eric said it. Yeah, real believable. Eric wouldn't do that. We talked in the ride-along about how Gracie's texting habits have been quite strange lately.

I love it. It's the best. I wake up to it the next thing. I either I'm like about to go to sleep and she starts texting or yeah, it's the next. next day. It's like, what happened? It's a group chat that, you know, sometimes I don't do the thing of like, some people like, oh, I get this group chat, but like, oh, I hate it.

I just mute it. It's like, okay, why are you in it, though? Yeah. I don't want to be in it. That I leave notifications on, if I'm in the middle of something or if, like, before I can get to my phone, there's like five texts. It's already happening. Bing, Bing, Bing, and I'm going, what's going on with my phone?

I got to catch up. And I look and see it's that group chat, I immediately silence it. Yeah, yeah. And then I go, come back to later. But then everything, the next day I go, all, turn it back off. That was one of those moments. I don't think I engaged in that conversation at all that you guys are talking about. Well, I went, it's just like, oh, but I think you-

Because I know it might go on for an hour. Yeah, but then I think you talked to Gracie later for like two and a half hours. It was you and Gracie going back and Gary's like a lot. And I was like asleep. I woke up. I woke up to like 61 text messages. Yeah, because I was ready. Yeah, there you go. You were showing her some jalapeno poppers.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah, I was talking about taking Nick sauce, too. She was sending us some pictures of Mingus. Mingus and a super cool Alamo Draft House in New York. That's right. She went to an Alamo Draft House has a video rental store inside of it, which I would love, dude, I wish we had that. That's awesome. That's fucking cool. They're all free to rent. Did you see that?

All the movies were free to rent. Oh, look. Look what the slime did. Whoa. It like, it's like it made the paper see through. Oh, no, you can't read that. It's both sides. Or I'll try anyway.

Okay. Two days ago, a man in Northwest Ohio was arrested after allegedly trying to rob a Marcos pizza with a knife. That was shaped like a firearm. Okay, come on. The man clearly confused about weapons. Tried to shoot every employee with his blade. Bang, bang, bang. Stap, stab, stab.

This isn't. Oh, but this isn't backwards world. We're knives as guns and guns is knives. So he was unsuccessful. Unsuccessful. Honestly, maybe this is a little. way to get the cops to respond to a crime more urgently. Officer, we're being robbed by the coolest weapon

I've ever seen. You're not going to believe this shit. Gonna buy a gun-shaped knife like a knife now making... Wait, is it? Gonna buy a gun shaped like a knife now. Again, it's the ooze. Going to buy a gun shaped like a knife now. Making the most confusing concealed carry you've ever seen.

Do you have a license to carry that? Don't worry. It's a knife. What is a knife shaped like a gun. I want to know what that looks like. A gun shaped like a knife is a gun blade from Final Fantasy 8. That's what I thought.

Right. Is it, yeah. Is it that, is it that's a giant knife that's also a gun? Is it an entire plastic gun with a knife coming out of the nozzle? It must be. He put on a sucking face.

This can't be. It looks like the magic eight ball. Wait, what? That's exactly what he said. Exactly what you said. They're full. It's a gun. That folds, the knife folds out.

That's not a nice shape like a gun. That's a gun with a knife on it. That's a modern day bayonet is what that is. But it's a non-functional gun, I assume. That we know of. What? Yeah. That's really cool.

Yeah, that is a gun and a knife. Buy that now. I want that now. It's $17 on Amazon. All right, buy it. We're going to play with it and then we're going to make it around. I have to know. What?

That's really cool. Do you pull the trigger and the knife comes out? Oh! The knife shoots. It launches out. All right. I got to see if there's reviews for this thing. You look that up.

Last fact. In 2021, Rochann Operations LLC, who owned several locations of Marcos Pizza in South Carolina, were hit with a $100,000 lawsuit for wage staff. Compliments Screckle style. Yeah. And the number of safety violations. The lawsuit claimed that the Marco's locations allowed 14 and 15-year-old employees

to perform, quote, prohibit baking activities, including operating a dough. mixer. Honestly, they might be getting too granular with these charges. Just jail them for letting a high school freshman make itself food for anyone to eat. They got to ride their bike to the Marco's pizza to fuck up everyone's order

because they aren't tall enough to reach the oven. The South sucks. And those are the facts. People are leaving so many reviews for the knife gun. Yeah? Saying, try to rob a Marco's That look at that guy. That might be the guy. I don't think. I'm not sure I would want a picture

would be holding that thing. Yeah, I do. Dude, get a picture of you holding that thing with the hat on. The real Patriot hat. I bought this for my grandson for Christmas present. How old? How old? He went and robbed to Marcos.

He's 15. He also works there. I can't believe that gun knife exists. I'm like, I'm floored by this thing. And it's 20 bucks. Wow. They have, there's so many kinds.

That one looks like, that's Final Fantasy. That's it. That's just a gun blade. That's just a gun blade. That's just a gun blade. That's cool. I want it.

That's like the one Cipherhead. Wow. These are, dude, yeah. They each had the slash. It fucking folds out. Telling.

That looks like a Resident Evil gun. It fucking folds out. Dude, Michael, do you think you can give me like a really cool scar? Yeah, but you got to give it to me

to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then Eric's like a witch.

Yeah, and this is my knife gun. Okay. Yeah. It says USA and has an eagle on it. You're not, you're not in the club. Oh, come on. Come on. Imagine using that to go rob a restaurant.

A restaurant that's being run by 14-year-olds. They all just go, Whoa, cool. Wait, you're not just showing it to a restaurant. us? You're actually robbing us? I mean, also, I don't know how successful Marcos is. I'm sorry, we don't have the firing menu anymore. I don't know why.

No. For some reason. I got the firing right here. I mean, it doesn't actually doesn't. Well, you use that to cut up the cheese bread they don't cut. So you don't have to just fucking tear out to the animal. I don't know how successful Marcos is as a chain. Now, granted, they have a lot of locations. That doesn't mean anything

when they, like, oh, we're going bankrupt tomorrow, by the way. But how much money could they possibly have? At a, at a out of Marcos. Right, to, like, rob it. Like, if you're gonna rob a place. We hear these stories all the time of like, rob the McDonald's.

If you're gonna rob a place, you get charged for the robin the place. Uh-huh. Right, it doesn't matter what place. Yeah. Go big. Yeah. A place where you're gonna get more than $14.

Go to where people actually store cash. They'll be some amount of money. Right. A lot of money. All bank. No one's, no one's paying in cash. I guess it may be a marcos more than like another pizza place they're paying cash.

But like, is it? I, like trying to find any just. justification for like why this guy robbed him. Go rob a convention. Nothing but cash there. Nothing but cash there, right? You're not going to get charged for the robbing part. And you can bring your gun blade.

And you can get some signatures while you're there. And they all work like for like internet companies. They don't know how to defend themselves. They're walking around. They put $30,000 in their backpack. You bring out the fucking gun blade. Give me all your fucking money. Oh, Jennifer Hill. Oh, can you sign this for me? No, like just like, I mean, I mean, I assume you do know because I'm sure when you found out you went, what the fuck?

Yeah. That just happens and that's like, man, probably good thing no one really thinks about this. Yeah. Oh, there's like a million dollars in that building right now. And people are just putting it in suitcases and backpacks and going, and there's a table like this. Separating you. People are like, I'm brought. I'm wrong.

It's like $100. They throw the cash in a shoe box under the table. You can reach under the table. I don't put it on a table. Smart. I put it inside my pants. And I say, try it. try to rob me.

Yeah. Mega 64 puts it in the shirt in the back. That's right. Mega 64 forgets to get change every time. So the first three sales we make, somebody has to go run to a bank real fast. You gotta get a bunch of five. You gotta start with the money in there. Such a specifically Garrett thing.

What did you use the first couple sales? I get what that's called, but there's a... Gracie, you have money to start with? Yeah, we, you think we would. We don't. Well, no, I didn't think he would. Gracie responded. It's a common question.

What did you say about this? them. What did you say about them? Well, answer. Bread sticks. He said breadsticks. I'm not. Is that problematic? Yeah, is that too far?

I just can't wait. I'm watching the dots go. I'm getting a drink. I get the facts, I'm done. Oh, this is such a cool cheese grater. I'm so jealous of this cheese. Yeah, having the bottom thing is really cool. Yeah, so you can grate the cheese and then it catches.

So first of all, You know, multi-sided cheese grater. You can get slices. Yeah. And then this fits in perfectly. And you can use it as storage or whatever, you know, just, you know, easy little thing to put your cheese. Uh-uh.

It fits directly underneath the cheese grater, so it just falls in there. You don't even need to use this for storing. It's just a place to catch it. So good. Anyway, I'm taking this home. Yeah, you should keep that. He doesn't need it.

It was cheaper than a knife gun. Wow. That's saying something. Yeah. Because those are cheap. Knife guns only about $17 bucks. So, um. Your follow-up is very good.

I didn't have a real hard time finding facts about Marcos because the restaurant we've never done before or whatever. Sure, sure, sure. It seems like a place that probably doesn't run a foul of a lot of like lawsuits and regulations and stuff, but I think it's a heavily franchised place. So I bet you can find those things that are like, they don't have anything to do with it. But this franchise group, like they kicked a bunch of dogs

and it's like that kind of thing. Yeah. That's such a thing with like just like other company like it's a company called Rocian operations LLC. What do you guys do? We own a bunch of

Marco's pizzas. We franchise we should start doing that. We should own a bunch of shit that we don't do anything with but we own them. Yeah. We need to start doing that.

Do it. Should we do a subway? We could hire the boss. We could start it. I just want to own something and be like we could hire the boss part of the one

percent group or something. We could hire that space cadet and the boss. Convention in town? I should rob it. No, we need angry guy. Oh, I'm going to have an angry guy. Okay, they're going to be able to do.

Working under the boss, nothing's going to get done. Nope. Nothing's going to get done. I was just going to say we should franchise the subway, but make it good. Oh. Like it smells good.

I think, subway makes it impossible for you to do what you're describing. Did you hear about the... That place did not smell great, by the way, Marcos. It didn't. I pointed it out. It kind of was subway. You were totally right.

We walked in it. It was a stank. Yeah. Tough. Did you hear about the subway subscription? Oh. The sub sub sub? Have you know?

I didn't. You have heard about this? Tell me. Tell me now. How much do you think? How much do you think? How much would you pay? Yeah.

If I don't know, if you had a monthly subscription for, I think it's one foot long a day, every day for a month. How much would you just pay? Basically get a foot long you get a foot long. A long sub for free anytime you want. How much would I pay? How much do you think it is? And then how much would you pay? Um, I bet it's cheap.

Okay. I'll say 50, but I doubt it's that much. Okay. And how much would you pay? If I were like going to go, I would pay at least $30. Okay. And I could be negotiated from there. You're kind of in between.

Okay. It was what, 45? Forty five bucks a month. Yeah. I mean, you got to make an effort to go. but like if you do it's cheap and I will say

more than other places like Taco Bell or whatever other you know or like the queso card or whatever where you're eating fucking slop yeah that's food

yep yeah that's real food like you could it's at least a sandwich you can make something decent and you could eat every single day and not drop fucking dead

yeah you know what I mean like I'm not saying like it's good for you but it's not it's not bad yeah dude he kept he kept saying

guys Jared Jared's the example be like Jared let's get this card and we can turn it Jared. There's certainly healthier food options

for you, but there's certainly a hundred million like worst food options. You could eat subway every day and not like just be a rotting corpse. I think it's for the people

who are just like, I hate having to decide what to eat. Yeah. I like just want something I can pick up and like $45 a month having your like

dinner for the month covered if you go there every day. If you don't mind eating it that much, that's a fucking deal. Yeah. Well, think about it. For sure. To me,

it's less like the situation. that we're in now where it's like you have this job and whatever to me it's like if you work at Best Buy or in office

that is right next to a subway right that's lunch every single day and you have it sewn up for 45 bucks you're done

45 bucks that's just fucking $500 a year for lunch every day every day every day that's nothing let's do it for a month okay

are you gonna go to subway yeah I mean it's right down the street What are you suggesting? It's right down the street that we get it. One of us, me and you. We did the Taco Pass.

There we go. There we go. Well, the difference thing with the Taco Pass, though, is it's not, like, I'm not paying for it. Let's get it. Right. Let's get it. One of us, you and me.

It's not listening. Does he need to repeat it? He said CIS. And, like, you know, you do didn't seem interested. Those, I'm certainly not. What made you do that? The footlong subs are so expensive now.

Yeah. That like, you don't even need to go that many times for $45 to be worth it. He did the math. $45 to me is too much where I don't want to go to subway. So like, I don't want to do this. And from the situation I'm in now, no. But I totally see people who would do this. I think there's a segment of people that this really makes sense for in a way where you can

vary so much of what you're getting. And if you're not gonna like power through the whole footlong, you can do six inches and then hang on to that, that's what I'm saying. And then hang on to the other six for later. And you have more, more like, more likely you get a sixth inch and you hang on a three later. That's all done.

I would say more accurate. Yeah, yeah. A little more average. Yeah, yeah. I mean above, above. Above average, I would say. I would say, better than,

better than money. You eat, you eat six inches and then you eat six more later and then it's fine. Those are all the facts. And I can't wait to hear about what we got.

Are you going about the food? I can't wait to learn about what we got. Which was the fiery pepperoni pizza featuring crispy, cupped, old world pepperoni and new spicy cheese blend. That's what makes it spicy, not hot sauce.

So. Not hot sauce. So their old world pepperoni registered trademark is just their like cup of pepperoni. It's just, yeah. Which is, that's what they use.

They don't use a different pepperoni. They don't use like big ones. So the spice comes from the cheese blend. Yes. Just the spicy cheese blend. Yes. That we got. No.

I thought Carolina Reaper was in here somewhere. Carolina Reaper is part of the cheese blend. Okay. Nick kept saying. They didn't say it. Right. Fiery sausage and peppers pizza. loaded with old world sausage

Not trademarked Red onions, green peppers, and new spicy cheeseblank It's so new, it's already gone. They're discontinuant for some reason. Fiery, cheesy bread. No, this just looks like they've combined the words cheesy with a Z

and bread into one word. With a B. I wanted to do it too. But why is it a Z? Because it's probably not real cheese. I don't know. That's what I'm thinking here. Yeah.

Anyway, fiery cheese bread. Original cheesy bread top with new spicy cheese blend. Great. And then finally. The Inferno cheesy bread. Original cheesy bread top with new spicy cheese blend. Plus jalapinos were an extra kick. I liked it a lot and that should be the thing they do all the time.

Halapinos on a cheese bread like that was fucking good. Imagine how spicy would have been with the new spicy cheese bread. Yeah. Could be spicyer. And imagine if you would have had it cut. for you already. It was somewhat. It was like baby cut.

It was. I don't know. It had some lines on there. I feel like one of them was baby cut. The other one was not at all. Yeah. It was just here's a loaf. Go nuts.

Everything's pulled in the middle. It was like a boat. It was. And it was like that inferno one just with all the jalapinos on top. Even with all the jalapaginos were like surprising spicy. And I only had like one or two on them. I will say he was very, he was very nice to throw in a cup of holofinio. in the pepperoni pizza to make it spicy.

Yeah. Yeah. He was asking if you want a little bit. He said, yes. Yeah. Yeah. He was thinking ahead.

Like, no, no, he asked if I wanted cheese and peppers. He didn't ask if I wanted jalapinos. He was just trying to make it make it right. Yeah. He did. Yeah.

Hell yeah. I feel right. I do. I do want to talk about how like any other like customer situation. Like we were so accepting of it because this is immediately. This is perfect for the show. Yeah. Even though it's perfect for the show,

every single time. However, he still gets upset when it does happen. Yes, because I don't want it to happen. Even though he knows it's perfect for the show, it drives him insane. I don't want it to happen. I want us to review the food. But if we were a group of four, like... It's the most important part. If we were a group of four Karens. Yeah. Oh, it would be... He handled that so wrong. So bad. Yeah. It's true. Like, there needed to have been some sort of way to notify us that, like, that was not happening. It's a legitimate customer issue. And he said... And he said, it's a legitimate customer issue.

Okay, so you knew you didn't have anything I ordered. You made it anyway. You're handing it to me and now you're telling me. What the fuck? Yeah. Like, what am I supposed to do with them? Are you just trying to put me in a situation where I have to? Anyway, bye.

To take this. Nick just kept going, I can't believe they didn't call. How not? Yeah. Email, something. Email. Email. How not?

Email. How not? Email. Is there time to put one more thing on the magic eight ball? Download. How not email. Cool. That guy was quaking his whole.

in the corner. Ain't any emails? Cheezing fucking cries. Craig is cock in the cock. He said hog. He said hog. Come on, man. Rocco style.

LPD show. Oh, man. Jordan, there is press material. We do have breast material that reads, quote, consumers continue to crave spice and Marco's pizza has delivered with the launch of our new, old overcase, fiery flavors menu.

It is all overcase. Said Denise Lauer. Not related to Matt, I hope. No. marketing officer Marcos franchising LLC. A specific franchising LLC that they have. Very interesting. Our culinary team turned up the heat to create a truly innovative lot of menu items

that achieved the perfect balance of next level flavor unmatched in the category. God, I hate everything you should say. This craveable menu will be defined the pizza paradigm. It says experience, but I plused it up. Yeah, you're good. Keep our customers coming back for more. I'd like to come back for one. Yeah, I can't get more of something I never got one.

When was this posted you think? I have no idea. I don't. I like to think giving, again, benefit of the doubt. They launched this thing and then like there was a recall or something and they just had to pull the plug on. I mean, who knows? Selmanilla. Nick only let us know about it last week. It's true.

And if you were. Nick is constantly looking out for stuff. Unfortunately, all this stuff that he's looking out for is crazy. He's setting us a lot of. Paintings. Also. They got Taco Cabana. I feel like some of this,

if not most of this stuff, Nick is not looking out for it. He just sees. He sees. Yeah. He goes, oh! Not like,

like, I'll keep an eye out for something that might be good, that might fit. Not like, oh, oh. It's just flowing around them. Well, because sometimes it's like, Nick's like,

hey guys, you know, silly drink. Mm-hmm. Oh, that's it. Just saying, we did this for an episode. Michael, Michael,

Michael's got the backup. Lemon and him. Silly drink. Silly drink. Lemonade milkshake. Well, we have our review of Marco's Pizza. Maybe not the fiery menu, but Marcos Pizza, but we need to hear from you in a segment we call you review. You guys can kind of split these up either way. Okay, thank you.

Yeah. I'll start. Okay. Dime in. James H says, I ordered a large no meat, thin crust pizza tonight. The store did not text me good sense messages. My instructions were for pizza sauce, which I didn't get. and very few vegetables.

The driver was instructed to ring the doorbell. They didn't. The pizza was three-fourths cold. Wiltson toppings and crackers like dry. How not? I've been eating pizza for more years than I would admit. I lived in Austin for 38 years, and I've never gotten such bad service or bad pizza.

Incidentally, it was a large, and it cost more than $25. There's a lot to impact there. There is a lot to impact. I ordered toppings and crackers like dry. Right off the bat. I ordered a large no meat thin cross pizza. So.

You don't say no meat. Can I get a no meat pizza? Yeah, you don't say no meat. Can you get me? Say what you want on. Give me a, I don't know what that means. Give me a pepperoni and sausage pizza.

Take that meat off. Yeah. Just right off the back. He's like trying to trick them like CIA style. Like how they steal or they're doing like it's like a fucking shell game. The store did not text me good sense messages. Now I will agree with James on that. I also did not receive any good sense messages about our order today.

How not? How could they not? My instructions were for pizza sauce, which I didn't get and very few vegetables. What does that mean? What does that mean now? You had instructions for pizza sauce. Well, were your instructions for pizza sauce sauce or no sauce or were the instructions for how to put the sauce on the pizza? Right.

Doesn't mean half. I want light sauce. Either way. No idea. Either way, the pizza was three quarters cold. A way that I've never thought about talking about a temperature. Every. Is that the same thing I've never heard before.

Does that mean? On a scale of zero to 100, it was 75% cold. Like, he picks up and he goes, this is only 25% hot. Yeah, he sounds like a real pessimist. Some people will look at it and say it was a quarter hot. I've been eating pizza for more years than I would like to admit. What is that?

I lived in Austin for 38 years. All right, we're narrowing down something here. Now I can infer. It's fucking pizza. It's, I don't, don't make me admit I don't like to let people know that I, yes, I enjoy pizza for like, like, let's, I didn't want to tell you how long. You're on it.

It's embarrassing. You're on a talk show. You're just on a talk show. Go, Jay, veting pizza for more years than I care to admit. What? What does that mean? That's your anecdote. Are you eating a lot of pizza?

No. Is it something you eat all the time? No, rarely. All right. That's the first one. So much. unpack from that one. We can only imagine that every sentence was crazy. We can only imagine that

Joe F is just as saying. Okay. He starts off, do not order from this, Mark, Oos. Everything was capitalized except the S. He got tired of holding shift. Yeah, absolutely. We decided to give them a second chance after a bad experience a few months

ago. Bad choice on our part. They still have the same problems they had before. We ordered curbside, pulled in on time, responded on the app that we were here, then waited, and waited and waited and waited. Ten minutes after it said our pizza was ready.

Each wait is two minutes. Oh wait is two minutes. Yeah. This is, yeah, this adds up. Ten minutes after it said our pizza was ready, we finally went in. It had been sitting under the heat lamp the whole time while the staff was making pizza boxes and talking to a friend on the phone. No apology or

anything. We had even put a really good tip on the payment. I really wish there was a way to revoke tip. Wow. I love. I love. I love. of that is the putting $5.1 bills on the table and taking away one by one. Yeah. I don't even want the five dollars. I like the part that got my imagination sparked.

10 minutes. The pizza was under the heat lamp. The staff was making boxes and talking to a friend on the phone. So it's one phone in the middle and everyone's leaning over going like, oh, they walk in. Who is that? A friend. That's our friend on the phone. Literally not just being furring.

It's also kind of like, look, I'm not even saying, hey, it should be ready when it says it's ready. Hey, waited and waited and waited and waited. It's not 10 minutes. No. No. No, they made it seem like. Also, after my bones turned to dust.

That's crazy. I finally went inside. Also, the thing where you pull up and you text and you say, I'm here and then they run it out to you, has in my life, like, never worked for me. You just go into where it is and be like, you lazy fault. That's a Marcos.

It's a Marcos. Can walk just walk in the door. And you're practically parked in the dining room. You already have the parking space. You're waiting there. Just walk the fuck in. That's it. Unless this was like a COVID thing, which it didn't seem like it because they walked in no problem.

And everyone was talking to a friend on the phone. Do you want to do Marie or the bonus? I'll do Marie. Okay. Marie P says, whoever answered your phones today should get a lesson in customer service. I ordered delivery and did not get my full order. I called to let them know. And the guy who answered actually said,

Well, you didn't order that. Uh-oh. I said... I said... Eric. Yeah. No, he actually said you did order that. I think it's getting discontinued.

I said, how do you even know who this is when I haven't given you my name or my order number? He then asked who it was, and I told him. And instead of looking my actual name up, he asked me instead what I ordered. I told him the order. And he goes, oh, we probably forgot. We've been busy. Then he went silent, like, whatever. And didn't offer any remedy at all.

At that point, I was over his attitude. and just hung up. It does not matter how busy you are. It's not even a weekend night. It's Wednesday, of all days. You get the order right no matter what. And if someone calls to ask about it, you don't get attitude and just say,

oh, well, too bad. You didn't order that. Here's what I, here's my name. Oh, shit. Yeah, we forgot. I think Murray's got a good point here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well, we forgot.

He, his story. just folded, just say, just say you didn't order that again. Like, what are you doing? Yeah. Yeah, but I got to be honest. I got to be honest. He did fold, but his strategy worked in that he didn't offer any records. Also, did he say, you're right, you're right.

We interacted with today. Absolutely. So did he say whatever or did he just go silent? I don't know. She quoted whatever. That's the only thing. The silence just screamed, whatever. Whatever. What are you doing? That's mine. Jordan wanted to steal your cheese grater. I can send you a link.

That and gun knives. You said you got it from HGB, right? Yeah. Nice. Pick that one up today. There you go. Delivery. But those were the reviews.

There is one more bonus review that I, that I liked. Was this one so good? No, I don't think it's incredible. I just liked it. I like Jordan reading it. Yeah. All right, Jordan, go for it. All right, this is from Daniel M.

Okay. It says, y'all suck. I tried to order pizza. No one would take my order. Very easy to make, to take my money with no pizza delivered. charged my bank account for a full dinner.

Fuck you guys. Not what happened? Not long enough for a full segment here on you review, but I needed to have it because every sentence here is really something. Y'all suck. Simple statement. That's his thesis. He's getting in here with y'all suck. Done.

I tried to order pizza and no one would take my order. Okay. So he didn't get an order. Now I understand. The problem was he wanted the pizza. and no one would take his order. Right, right, right. Very easy to take my money with no pizza delivered.

So that's a statement that... So they did take his order. Right. But then they didn't give him pizza? Right. They took his order. They didn't fulfill his order. So they did take his order.

Yeah, but they didn't give him the food. They took the money. I would have, I agree. It's very easy to take someone's money and deliver no pizza. Oh, dude. If he's just saying, I don't even sell pizza. If he's just saying that out of context, like out of nowhere, I agree. Right, but then, to back up his previous sentence,

charge my bank account for a full dinner. Is that guy giving his routing number? Yeah, I don't think they charged your bank account. You gave him a car, like you paid them from your bank. 14 year old who works at Marcos, are you ready for my ACH and routing number? Oh. Fuck you guys.

I've never seen one that simply says, Fuck you guys. That is the heart to me of you review. Oh, it is. They just don't say it. They don't say it. This guy just said it. They don't say it and they'll usually go out of the way.

They say like, I was very calm and didn't lose my temper. But then this ugly monster woman rolled on out with their disgusting, saggy eyeballs. Are you talking about toothy? Whoever. And they just, but I was very kind to them and they were rude to me. Just say fuck you guys. I was saying. They're evil.

It works. Charge my bank account for a full dinner. And it's Marko's pizza. Fucking crazy. Yeah, well, I heard a large cost over $25. Yeah. If all you could revoke tip, man. How much did this cost?

Yeah, we got like four things. Yeah, it was a decent amount. It was, it was. It likes it. I like that your thing today matches your twisted tea. I think. Oh, yeah. $60.87.

For two medium pizzas and two five, two cheesy bruns. It was too fiery. I wonder if the fiery cost. Yeah. Medium fiery, medium fiery, medium fiery, medium fiery. I don't know. You should, you should call and say you didn't get what you ordered and they'll say, you didn't order that.

You got it. Yeah, that's kind of a lot. And it's kind of a lot for a pickup, not a delivery. I'll say. Like, if you coupon your way through that at Domino's, it would be half the price. Oh, yeah. Fuck, dude. You do it like a carryout order of Domino's?

It's like fucking $7.99 or something for a large pizza. And they send you good sense messages. Yeah. All right. So we let Gracie know that Nick was saying stuff about Italians. She said, what did you say about them? I said, he kept saying this, but derogatory. He sent the emoji.

Yeah. And then she just said, whoa, man. She spelled whoa wrong. Damn, dude. That's how the kids spell it. I like when he says that they didn't send good sense messages. Yeah. Does he mean they didn't send any or they sent some and they were not?

They were not. Maybe they were. Maybe they were. That's what I like to think. Hey, could have been nonsense. I like they could have been like windings and shit or not good sense. Yeah.

I got to translate this. What's up? Yeah. I got some wingdings and shit in there. Well, those are your reviews of Marco's Pizza. But this is our review of Marco's Pizza. Place we've never been.

It also didn't really get the food. Our review. Yeah. our review of some food we didn't get but I guess we'll just review what we got which is Marcos pizza regular food. I haven't had Marcos in so long that I forgot what it tastes like. The first bite I took reminded me of

pizza you would get at the skating rink. I said this is a Skate Depot pizza. But the more I ate it, the more I liked it, to be honest. I think it's pretty solid pizza. It makes a lot of sense why they kind of fly under the radar underneath the big chains. Like Pizza Hut is a big chain that sucks. Yeah, sucks ass.

is a small chain that's pretty good. I think we all said, it's not bad. Yeah. Which is like, it's not good. It's not bad. It's not bad. And for me, it was a double not bad. It's not bad for a piece of place that seems like it'd be a lower quality piece.

Yeah, I agree. I've never had it. And also, it's not bad for a thing that Nick talks about endlessly because usually that sucks. It's crap. You're like, see, everything, he's like, it's good, it's good. Sucks. And compared to that.

Welcome to being right. Compared to that. This was much better than I expected. Welcome to being right on the monkey A ball The pepperonies are fun I guess I mean I don't think there's ever any like sort of like flavor advantage to the cup to pepperoni It's not like it's nice though

Yeah there's a little bit of crunch to it A little crunch fucking greasy If we had gotten the really greasy Yeah if we'd gotten the spicy thing I think that would have been fun Yeah I think it probably would have been better Like based on the jalapeno cheese bread that was really good Yeah that was that was to me though I think that's gonna be really good Yeah

But it's good pizza the they did throw in like a jalapeno So I had, I got, I made sure that I got a bunch of the different sauces. That's why I, yeah. Got the blue cheese, got the ranch, got the jalapeno ranch. For us. All of us. And I got the pizza sauce. Yeah, they were, the jalapeno ranch, I really liked. Their regular ranch was okay.

He liked it too. Yeah, surprise. Yeah, I only had the jalapeno ranch. It's like really creamy. Blue cheese is good. Blue cheese good? Yeah, it was pretty good actually. Yeah.

It was nice. Their sauces were good. So tired. Um, nothing really too wrong with this. I'm just going to give it a, I'm going to give it a 67. I'm right on there, Jordan. I'm right on there. I'm just going to, I agree with 65.

65, what I was going to say. Like, honestly, for like, never had it before unknown pizza, it's pretty good. And compare it to, like, the fucking crap we've had. Again, pizza it sucks. Yeah. We just had that Papa Johns. It sucked ass. It was terrible.

Oh, this was way better. This was way better. Way better with that. On the way back, we stopped by that Papa Johnson had horrible memories. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But I would, I would eat this and not complain about it. Yeah, 66.

Definitely. Definitely. 606 is the average score, which I think is fair. I want to know what their next limited time offering is. So we can not get it. So we can, we should try it. Whatever it is next, we should put Marcos in the rotation. As long as they don't discontinue it for some reason.

Yeah. And for some reason. But that's our review of this. If you have a Marcos, let us know what you think. Because this is just a review of Marcos, the restaurant and not any kind of special menu. It was just what you could get. And Mountain Dew. Yeah, Mountain Dew also.

I mean, we got, I guess, a special thing where they put jalapinos on our cheesy bread. Yeah, I guess there was that. That was, again, that was fucking starting a thing, too. I feel like that guy should just put jalapinos on everything. Yeah, what the fuck was he doing? Jesus. Fuck you guys. Right.

Sense of good sense messages. Hey, if you like this today, then tomorrow, it's food court. Is it really? Yeah. I mean, at the time this comes out. We're doing that tomorrow? Yeah. The time it comes out.

You're confusing Michael. Sorry. At the time this comes out, which is a Tuesday of next week. Then the Wednesday is food court and that's at 6. 6 p.m. Central time. On the Discord, which you can get on by going to patreon.com slash 100% eat. Here's the thing. If you checked out the show and you've seen food court before in the past or whatever, give it a shot.

You want to get in on this. You can get in on this. You can get, for as little as five bucks, you can get ad-free podcast. No, you can't. And you can get on the Discord, which also gets you in to watch the live food court. Really? Yes. And any other live things.

Exactly. And you have always doing it on the Discord. There's all kinds of stuff that we're going to be doing soon, stuff that we're really ramping out at and really excited about Beekeeper and a lot of stuff coming. But give it a shot, Patreon.com slash 100% eat. Gifted to a friend just for a month. Let them be a bug. Yeah, bring some bugs along.

Yeah, the fan art section's been going off. Great stuff. Oh, yeah. A lot of really cool stuff. Excited for the food court tomorrow, which you can watch on the Discord. That was a good toss. Right in the dick.

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Hell yeah. I got served at TikTok of you filming. There was something wrong where the HD-H-D-CP protection or whatever on like PlayStation wasn't letting you record. So you just set up a camera and filmed. Yeah, so I got a TikTok of that. And I went, we did that on the Michael Jordan podcast. Yeah.

Like recently? We did it on the Michael Jordan podcast. No, the video is, oh, this achievement hunter. Old achievement hunter. Boring achievement hunter. New achievement hunter? You were watching. We're talking about.

Nah. That's what I'm saying, baby. To that I say, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Raise your yaya. Are you raising your yias? I'm thinking about it. All right.

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Yeah, it's been a lot of fun. If you have old magazines, you want to send them. You can't send them to the PO box. Why not? Yeah, any kind of magazine, really. Yep. Yeah, that's right. The one thing we don't have is like Nintendo Power,

which I would really like to give to. If you found some magazines in the woods, send them on by. That's right. Yeah. Why is that such a common occurrence? I don't know that it is anymore. It was for me, but I grew up in New Jersey. There was a lot of woods.

Well, I mean, I told me some of Priner run through those woods. Yeah, that's true. All right, let's do the next show so I can just leave. Yeah. Oh, okay. Subscribe, tell forever, show you, bye-bye. Bye. Bye.

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