100% Eat - Nick's Working on It %% McDonald's Snack Wraps

Episode Date: July 29, 2025

Our Heroes return to the golden arch mecca to get the much lauded after Snack Wrap. These once affordable meal replacements are now burgeoning on the $4 mark so really what's the point? Maybe they're working on it, like Nick's phone. He's almost got those points. 114 year olds unite, this ones for YOU! AI is taking over. Yuck. Grab a shirt before the Switchfork comes back (early September?) over at https://100percenteat.store NOW but which old prints should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Never ever ever one man one time ever next episode by the time by the time this one's done it one time ever How is it so easy? We've already proven that he's done it more than twice. I know, but we don't even need the research. This guy knows. He just lived experience. Who watches the watchman situation? I'll be honest, Nick so got that Nick of all people immediately folded and went two times.

Two times? He couldn't even try to get out of this one. He couldn't even try to get out of this one Draw defense Okay, that's do you got me It's deadly not more than We also need to talk because we didn't talk about this in the right along Uh-huh, but his fucking phone pulling up the app situation again at McDonald Stop saying it

Now here's what's going on before we get into Michael and we McDonald's snack wrap so we go to McDonald's wrap it up. We park Immediately out of the car first words out of my mouth. I look at Nick. You should get your ass You want your point your app ready get your point. This going to be it. Hey, you know what? We're getting them started now. Usually we're in there and he's fumbling and fucking off or whatever. And you know, McDonald's doesn't want people using their, their phones. So they like, they make the connection worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they want. Like they put like radio waves in that block. They want you to have to watch chive TV

Yeah, yeah inside that actually is probably chive TV doing that. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely Yeah, we don't know. We don't know Nick is going atmosphere TV presenting chive or chive TV. We're talking about I on mystery Ion mystery. How come chive TVs not? Oh, we got a fine check Where can we watch chive TV on like a smart TV because we got to watch we got to put that on Yeah, we got a doubt you got to we gotta watch, we gotta put that on. We have to watch it all the time here. Either A, it's an app, or B, that TV's too new. It is, yes, exactly.

I was gonna say, you don't download the Chive TV app. You have to download some sort of specific malware that Chive TV infiltrates. It gets in there and you don't want it. But we walk, so we get out of the car, and I tell Nick, get your app going. And I did! Eric.

Go up, go up. Go up. He went from- He's so subtle. But he also went from Nick Monkey Voice to helpful audio engineer. Eric! A regular guy.

Eric, real quick. So. So we go to McDonald's. We walked in, told them to get the app ready. We go to order and the first thing that you do him to get the app ready. We go to order. And the first thing that you do is you press the button to put in a four digit code that gets to your thing. Immediately wants your code, yeah.

Nick's app is like frozen on the words you did it. ironic. When you think about it. He couldn't like get out of it. And he just kept going, Michael can do it, Michael can do it. That's what he always does when he does it. He starts falling apart. He acts like he's being rushed, he's not.

And he'll be like, forget it, forget it, you do it, you do it, you do it, you do it, you do it. Wait, hang on, wait, wait, wait. He goes back and forth. You do it, but then like it'll load eventually? Michael? No, I don't even. Michael's standing there with me and he just goes,

pulls out his phone app code Are you sure yeah, I don't need it no So he's got 33,000 rupees yes also Michael doesn't want the points from this show Michael has it covered and he's fine I'm trying to get Nick more up. He's trying to get Nick some monkey money. I'm just trying to get him some monkey money. Especially because it's actually monkey money and everything he calls monkey money isn't. It's something like we pay for and not isn't free at all.

This is free. Monkey money. It's frozen on the words you did it. And then he's going, Michael, do it. Michael, do it. Michael, do it. And then Michael has the app and he's ready. And he's like, Michael pulls it up immediately. here's the, here's the four digit code.

And I hit, no, and then I look at Nick and Nick goes, Michael do it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And then it's the screen. But I'm watching Nick and it's like, it takes forever for it to get to the main menu. The main menu pops up. Like you can see the task bar on the bottom

with all the options too on the menu, which really killed him. But that stuff is loading in he's just hitting the code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code code thing and it's like it's like 10 seconds delay it's like running like currents like operating yes yeah yeah yeah software but I can't old hardware yeah so it's chugging along and then we keep talking about it he keeps saying I'm working I am he now I want to do it when I get back so so he gets eventually it's nine yeah nine and it's it just that. And it's like, okay, he eventually gets it. Good for him. Yeah, he got the points. Yeah, he got the points, great.

We go and sit down and we're like, you have to get a phone. Like you have to, please get a phone. And he keeps on working on it. And we're like, what do you think? At this point, it's not even for like our benefit. No, it's for his. We're trying to help him.

Desperately need him. If anything, it hurts us because we were losing out on this experience. And now- You're welcome! Now, Nick- Yeah, thank you. Nick is going on a vacation. So we're pre-recording these. Nick is going on vacation and he says,

"'I'm gonna get the phone when I get back.' Yeah. Why? I didn't wanna do it before I left. I was like, yeah, because that would be bad. Well, he said like, "'What if you ordered it and it didn't show up before I left. I was like, yeah, because that would be, that would be bad. Well, he said, like, what if he, what if he ordered it and it didn't show up before I left? And I went, that doesn't make your phone stop working. Once you buy it, it, it transfers when you get the, you do it. And he was like, Oh, right. Yeah. And then he was like, like,

once you buy the phone, your old phone stops working. And he's like, well, then I'll have no phone. And then it was like, it was like, what if it doesn't work or something like that? And it's like- I forget what I said, I was like, right, because you wouldn't want it to work. I said, I wouldn't want to work with a phone. I went on vacation with a very fast phone,

I have a better camera, I'm a great camera for memories. Now I take all these pictures of my child. But to give Nick credit, he is working on it. He, that's, you know what? Many are saying, well, one guy is saying this many times. Yeah. So, uh.

How are you working on it right now? What's the process look like? Like, what are you in the, are you thinking about it? I'm thinking about it, you know? Yeah, okay, yeah. Considering my options. He's working on it. Are you on the Sprint website?

You think you might go iPhone? 18T. The new iPhone, yeah. Oh, cool, so you figured that part out. Well, maybe, I don't know. That's easy. Well, maybe I'll go Android. Maybe you might go iPhone 18 t new iPhone. Yeah, oh cool So you figured that part out? Well, maybe that's easy. Well, maybe I'll go and maybe go Android. He won't No way he will no no fucking no fucking shot back. I think that kind of confirms you never go back again Yeah, I don't know that why would you go back and forth? That's crazy. Yeah, like pick one Okay, was there a reason that you switched and then switched back? Yeah, it sucked. Okay.

Maybe it's better now. Which one sucked? Was the iPhone sucked and then you went to Android? Well, they said you could do a lot more with the Android stuff at the time. It turns out I wasn't looking at too much. It turns out that was all horse shit anyway. Okay.

And then you went back. Like, iPhone is just an easy phone that whatever. Yeah, easy phone. People who care about this are gonna go nuts. Android is annoying PC users. Yes, Android is for people. I don't care that users. Yes, Android is for people that work in IT and keep their phone on their belt in a little pouch so they can have ready access to it.

And then they post an everyday carry about everything else they have. And they go, this is the setup for my Android. And it's like, this sucks. It is more customizable, but also you have to know how to do it. I don't want to deal with it. I don't want to spend hours doing that.

I don't want to deal with it. I just don't want to deal with it. Yeah. Much like why I didn't get a computer for so long. So you helped me. Consoles. I'm gonna go iPhone. But you put it in and it goes.

Yeah. That's it. You make go. What did he say? You're helping, you're helping. He just said, he just said, you helped me. Now I'm gonna go iPhone. He wasn't never gonna not go iPhone.

He was, no. No, you don't know that. He was working on it. Every time you do that, you have to think about everything. Waiting for us to help him. I see why thinking about it is part of your process. McDonald's snack wrap. I'm gonna tell your wife

and she's gonna make you get a new phone. She keeps trying. Oh, he's telling. Hang on, wait, what? She's's gonna make you get a new phone. She keeps trying. She's telling. Hang on. Wait. What? She's like, you should get a new one. Oh my God.

Even his son is like, when he tells his wife, he's like, the guys want to answer the questions I'm asking them. She says, you should get a new one. And I say, yeah. He goes into monkey mode with his wife. The process. And he goes, I'm working on it. And she goes, don't talk to me like that.

Yeah. He just says yes to her. Don't bring your fucking work home with you. Even his son is looking up at him going, dad, dad, you need new phone. Even your son's rocking the latest iPhone. Did you guys hear about this Tony Hawk video that Nick was in?

I heard Nick was not pleased with his performance. For a different podcast, doesn't matter which one. Nick was in a- It's the one he never talks about on this show. It doesn't need any help. He has another podcast? So he played a Tony Hawk video game, the new one, with our friends Andrew and Gavin, some guys I know.

And- We know. That's Dan's friend, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You, to watch Nick play this game is a revelation. And then- Were you good at it before? Yeah.

Are you sure? Maybe. Did he beef it? How do I kickflip? Dude, you've never seen someone ollie and turn this much and then fall so many times. That's actually more difficult to do in the game. Then he started getting so mad.

And I get it because the view is just on him for this video and he's just fucking eating shit and it's stacking. And then like, was your, like your kid was trying to help you or something? No, he came in and he was like, dad, dad, look at what I made. And he's like, he's holding it up to my face like this. Look, look, dad, dad, look at this, it's not gonna make you any worse at this.

This video is an hour long and it is like... Nick's just doing his best. If that's what you want to call it, absolutely. It's crazy. It's really special. You should go check it out. You should definitely go check it out. Nick, there are cheats that you can put on like perfect balance

Well, he does he only does that when we play Mario Kart online together when he keeps you hacking He when he when he keeps all time steering or whatever on one time this thing out about that Controls out for Michael Jordan podcast. I'm gonna school the three. I don't care Tilt controls. I'm gonna bust it out for Michael Jordan podcast. I'm gonna school the three. I don't care that like about Nick, like how good he is, but just like when it's your job to play video games, I expect you to be like at least competent.

Well, you should, those should be all the comments. And also you should like it. Yeah. And if you don't like it and you're not good at it, why are you even doing this? If you don't care enough to like at least be good, you're not doing your job. I agree.

I agree. I think it's worse when people do bad on purpose. Yeah. Like that's a sin unforgivable. When I'm watching a gameplay video, I don't want it to be fun. I want it to be good. It needs to be a speed run.

Yeah, stop yelling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, stop yelling. They're laughing too much. This is serious gaming. Anyway, that's not about anyone. No, no, no. Snack wraps. You guys snack wraps guys?

No. I mean, I've had them before. I definitely wasn't snack wraps guy when snack wraps were out. It's a thing like when they were normal style on the menu for years, whenever the fuck they were. Was that the origin of it? Because I don't, all I hear is snack wrap is back. They were around for a while when I was younger.

And I definitely never got them. Cause I never get the chicken at McDonald's. No, they were, they were cheap. Which is totally different chicken than all the other chicken that they make. They were cheap. That was like the thing about the snack wrap. Cause it's just a piece of chicken and a tortilla.

But now they're $3 or something. But that's cheap now. A burger is like six. I couldn't believe our times. I can't believe our total was only like 40 bucks or whatever. We got the meals too. If we just got the snack wrappies,

I think it's like six bucks for two of them or something. And like, I don't know, that's cheap for McDonald's now, which sucks because it's not, yeah, for four people. But like, it was filling, I guess. Like we had some really unsalted fries that- Jordan got all the salt. What the fuck? Because I was surprised he wasn't screaming about it.

Yeah, I ate one fry and was like, this is not the Jordan standards. winning I ate one fry and was like this is not the Jordan standards she's then I ate another fry and He used his tiger's blood. Yeah Dude winning is crazy. He was that's dude. That's so I haven't thought about that in so long. That's wild used by Adonis DNA It's so long, that's wild. Used by Adonis DNA. Yeah.

Just on salt into the. You get it. There's two different snack wraps. We got them both. We got the fries and a drink. We ordered four sprites. They gave us cups. None of the lids fit.

We had to go back for lids. Everything was a mess. They always ask you when you order it, what drink you want. Even if you order it to go. Yeah. I understand if you ordered it like in dining, why the fuck did they even ask you?

You're eating here, the drink thing's over there. But to go, you pick your drink, which makes sense, so it'd be like, here's your shit, get out. They never gave you the goddamn drink, they gave you an empty cup. It's just a waste of fucking time. So they did that. And then over by where you get the drinks,

there was only small lids and large lids and no medium lids. It was like small, large, large. Yeah, I had the cup and I was like, well neither of these look like they'll fit. I'll go with the small one. I put it on and it didn't fit. I was like, okay, I threw it in the little trash can and I was like, okay, well I'll pull from the middle one. It was way too big. Like you said, they knew because there's three stacks.

Yeah. Small, large, large. And they just put large in the last two, and I went, no one thought, fuck these guys. Yeah, they're just like, no one will have issue with this. Nuh-uh, this should be fine for them. Who's gonna get a medium drink? Yeah, no one.

Small wasn't even an option, so I don't know why they have the small ones out there. Oh, you know what? They probably have you pick your drink because there's so many other weird options that aren't just at the soda fountains. There's like, I guess, but also, there's like teas and stuff in the back.

Hey, here's a crazy weird option or fountain drink. And then you just pick a fountain drink. That would be it, right? And then they just give you a fucking empty cup. Because there's like 800 options for the fountain drinks and they never give you your drink. That might confuse people more though, to be honest.

People are gonna be confused no matter what, Jordan. I'm just trying to make it better for me. Some people can't load the app, you know? You did it. It's not his own fault. It is your fault. God gave him this phone and said you will never get a new one exactly And if you do I'll strike you down he was it was it was gifted to him by God But the devil placed a curse upon it. He said forever you will be working on it Forever forever trying to load the McDonald's app

Another day I load the McDonald's app. Another day of loading the McDonald's app. Oh, he's trying it again. One day I'll get those points. He got the points, he got them. I got the points. How many points you up to? Oh, let's find out. Let's find out, let's see how long it takes.

Hey, we'll see, all right, we're about 15 minutes in. We'll see you at the 43 minute mark. Oh, I'm uploading the video. Oh my God. All right, we'll do it after that. Oh, there it's gone. Okay, here we go. Nevermind the 43 minute mark. Oh, I'm uploading the video. Oh my God. All right, we'll do it after that. Oh, there it's gone. Okay, here we go. Never mind, it's gone.

Okay, holding. This is, we're in hover formation here. Okay. Okay, oh, he's holding it up. Okay, good. If you're watching the video, you get it. This is exactly, this is exactly how it went. Wow.

That's the fastest I've ever seen it. Look, now click something and see. Oh, 11,000 points. Wow. It's pretty good. You got 7,000 today. Yeah. You use them quick. Oh, 11,000 points. Wow. You got 7,000 today? Yeah. You use them quick. I mean, 4,000.

Do you use them a lot? Sometimes, yeah. Do you use them a lot? I don't use them as much as I could because I can always have a better deal not using them. Yeah, right. Because McDonald's sucks. You can't use deals and use a reward, which is bullshit.

Like if there's a thing of like, oh, spend over $10 and you get $2 off, you can't select that coupon and go, I'd like a free quarter pounder. It's not like McDonald's is hurting. It's fucking annoying as shit. So I usually wait when it makes the most sense. Like if I'm straight up just getting,

I'm gonna get one fucking quarter pounder. Like I'm just gonna grab a sandwich, cause say I'm like coming here or whatever, I'm about to eat some garbage food. Boom, I'll do one quarter pounder free. I drive up, I get it, it's free. Every other time I'm like, I wanna spend the points, I wanna get my free quarter pounder,

but I'm using it at a sacrifice of saving $3 by using a coupon. That's right. So it doesn't fucking make sense. Yeah. So it's like, I gotta't fucking make sense. Yeah. It's like I gotta find the perfect scenario. The only time where I just go fuck it and use one is because they expire, but like they

expire as you earn them. So it'll say like in one month, 5,000 of your points will expire. So I'll just use it right away. That seems like a lot of work for them to keep track of. I know, right? Just let them be forever. I do a lot of happy meals because I was I always have to get two I'll like fire one off. I get a free one

What happened to you the other day where you tried to get snack wraps from a drive-through and you were like, oh my god It was a fucking fiasco dude Like I was coming over here to do the streamily thing and then we did the podcast afterwards So I wanted to be on time and I'm like, well, I'm gonna order some snack wraps Which are which are honestly they're great like grab and goes. Like actually grab. They're super easy. They're the least fucking messy thing to eat

while you're driving. It doesn't like fall out everywhere and shit. But I ordered them. I go to, I'm circling around the, because I gotta like turn in and circle around the lot to get in the drive-through. And there's two ways you can get to the drive-through. And both sides are like stopped.

And I'm like, okay. So it's like where the line is meeting. And both sides are like stopped. And I'm like, okay. So it's like where the line is meeting. And I can't even see what's happening because- So you've got two different lines converging into one line. Yes, but I'm like going up a ramp and there's like parked cars. So I can't even see what the fuck is happening in the drive-through.

It's just, I'm like, oh my God, it's taking fucking forever. I don't move for like two minutes. Finally, I get around the corner because there's no way there's this many cars. Holy shit. There's no way there's this many people in line at this time. Somebody's fucked up or something. And it was like, when the drive-through line gets backed up,

there's parking spaces that the parked cars can't get out because the drive-through blocks them. And there was like a giant fucking escalator or something trying to get out and could not. and it was like cutting the line. And I'm just like, what is fucking happening? And then he finally got out and left. And I'm like, oh my God, finally it starts moving. Another car starts backing out of parking space.

And I just went, fuck this. And I left. It was so annoying. I sat there for like five minutes and didn't even move up a whole car. Wow. That's crazy. And I was just like, that's when I texted him.

I'm like, I'm fucking coming in. I'm hanging, I'm hanging. Better order us some food. That's why we ordered the food. And those were good burgers, those were fucking good. I ate that one later. Woo! That burger sent me for the rest of the day though.

It was a triple. I didn't have dinner that night. That was from Mad Burgers or whatever? Yeah. We went to that Mad Dogs or whatever I think. It's the same place. It's the same place. It's the same place. They do the hot dogs, that's what I'm saying.

We ate those hot dogs with Jeff. It's like Austin or Mad Dog Austin. Yeah. I don't understand why there's two separate places. I don't know either. But they both sell the other things too. So it's like both locations are listed on Uber and they both sell both menus.

Yeah, it literally is the same thing. But the burgers are fucking great. If you order them online, it's always buy one, get one free, everything's on time. And they're open until like fucking 3 a.m. or something. Awesome. They're real good if you've come back from somewhere and you're late.

Like late post-drinking hangout, and people are like, oh, I feel like shit. You wanna feel worse or better? What if you eat a triple? Well, you need grease to suck it up sometimes. You just order like three burgers, you get sick. God damn. That's what we did.

Like basically we ordered two burgers. It's fun to watch it, dude. It's fucking crazy. If you order like four of those things, it's fun to see it be like, you saved $87. Here's how much it could be. Here's how much you could be here's not

what you're spending yeah all right why did we say 43 what the fuck hey man you're going what why I could not I how did the burger cost yeah yeah yeah and he's like this is mad dude is crazy hey do you guys want to learn about McDonald's I guess yeah we don't know anything about it as long as there are actual facts in here and not jokes for once because Has there ever been jokes before? I just don't see that seen a bunch of stupid shit I just like when they take it seriously I've seen a bunch of bullshit in here but I've never seen jokes

See so I see emojis just glancing at it Those aren't from me You'll see we'll find out Alright our last McDonald's episode was May 6th 2025 where we ate the McDonald's crispy chicken strips with Gracie It received an average rating of 65. Do we usually put that in there? No, I just wanted to remember that it was with Gracie. Okay.

Yeah. 65, I remember those a little bit. I remember we got- It was like thin and crispy, it was weird. And we got some duds. We got fucked on the sauce. We didn't get the spicy pepper sauce. Yeah, I remember Gracie was climbing over

the fucking counter to get the shit. She was, and they took the ranch basket away and then she moved it. Like she hid it. Yeah. That was crazy. That was nuts. This was a different McDonald's that we went to. It would have been easier for her to get back there.

Yeah. Yeah. She would have been back there, put on one of the hats and done like covert shit. It being a different McDonald's really solidified that it's not just the McDonald's fault that Nick can't launch the app. No, no, no, no, no. It's the phone. It's definitely the phone. It's the phone.

But don't worry, he's in the process. Yep. Fudgy. Phased out in 2016, the snack rap was highly demanded by the most annoying person in your life for over a decade. And now they can get it. Did it live up to their hype? Did it take them back to being 12?

Did it make a new Minecraft video so you had something to watch when you got home from school and mom made you pizza rolls? Nah, not Nauu. Now those are facts. Dude, Nauu? Nauu is good. Nauu is like, that's like a next level one. I don't really get it. I don't remember who was in the chat that said Nauu. It was like, oh fuck, that's awesome. We were doing that and we made the Nauu joke. Yeah. And then like five minutes later somebody would be like, I that's awesome. We're doing that. We made the nah joke. Yeah, and then like five minutes later something We're like I just got it. Yeah Keep enough on it. Oh, yeah, that's really good. I should make one nah woo. We should make one

And just update about what like what we have like a week where we put out a bunch of stuff And just update about what like what we have like a week where we put out a bunch of stuff Just do what what's up welcome to Nauvwoo if we just explain what's happening in 100% eat. That would be awesome That's good. It's a good idea I think I'm sick that day Don't worry we'll do this like in the future. Yeah, we'll do it when Nick back. Yeah, do you think the people on that other podcast would be interested in doing that? You should ask about that. Yeah, you can do like a sales pitch. Oh, you mean the guys on the other side of the house? Yeah, they're recording. Oh

Hold on I hear bird chirping. A car crashed into a Woodland, California McDonald's on Monday with the driver sustaining only minor injuries and luckily no major injuries to anyone inside the restaurant. We know that you're excited about the snack wraps coming back, but let's just say that's not how you use the drive-thru. Check, please. Hamburger? What the deuce? Some jokes. You should've... You need a stretch that a out yeah be here burgers I saw I saw well I've read it how you wrote it exactly dude when when I was writing the intro for Gracie I was like I was like I went and now

oh yeah awesome yeah she read it exactly like that. Yeah Is there anywhere you can watch that? Video I can put that out when you watch on patreon.com such 100% you send me that you don't understand I Read a headline today. I'm like, oh They're reminding me and it was like world's oldest like marathon runner dies It was like I was like 114 years old. like, I guess he ran enough to be like, and I was like, oh, you know, 114 hit by a car. And I was like, come on, for fuck's sake,

the guy's 114 for fuck's sake, dude. When he got hit, did he just turn to dust? Come on, dude. No, not, not what I was expecting. I know, right? Somebody who's 114 dies Shit how the fuck dare you on to 14 and doing anything let alone running that makes total stuff you got back car Yeah, come the fuck on man. He just got hit no blood came out

He just bones exploded everyone rolled into sewers like it was exploded everyone rolled into sewers like it was Peter Parker, dude, I don't feel so good. You're on a horse. I'm right man. That really sucks I got good and probably made it to 120. Yeah, we'll never know never know. I well that makes sense. Yeah struck down in his prime Terrible died doing what he, getting hit by a car. What the fuck? In what can only be described as an epic rap battle, Popeyes tweeted, quote, to all the clowns in the kitchen, it's time to put down the chicken clown emoji.

We just dropped the first ever AI diss track music video and the rap battle is on. Microphone emoji. Then proceeded to post an AI created music video dissing McDonald's Snap Rap. This is an exciting, snack rap. This is an exciting new venture for salespeople and the generally brain damage you will be watching

with bated breath. You finally get the answer. Can I, a huge loser, make something worse than anyone has ever conceived via a prompt box? Quickly followed by quote, guys, we gotta start an AI chat bot company. user, make something worse than anyone has ever conceived via a prompt box, quickly followed by quote, guys, we got to start an AI chat bot company. Anyone can do it.

Okay. And before we go, go ahead and roll into the next one. Paradox, a company that created an AI chat bot for McDonald's employee hiring purposes came under fire when it was learned that they did not secure anyone's personal data leading to a massive breach. I just read about this. The leak of 64 million people's personal information came when one person went to mchire.com, real site,

and used the admin password 12345, and it worked. Who could have seen this coming? Everyone? No, besides them. Truly, there must have been no way to stop this. Who would have thought that the laziest form of hiring people would lead to the laziest data breach in history?

Everyone, stop bringing them up, or we'll sick grok on you, and he's gonna say the craziest shit you've ever seen. Yeah, that's happened a couple days ago, right? I don't want to... I quit. Yeah, everything... It's fine. Everything about the first... that like Popeye's AI rap battle was just like... You're getting it from both ends. It's like, oh, the dumbest people. Why did you need to do AI rap battle to have a stupid fucking idea? I didn't understand.

Right. You could have written a bad one on your own. Uh huh. Yeah. And then also like, it's not just like surface level, stupid social media shit. It's also, oh, everyone behind the scenes as well. Everyone just, hey. I was also bad at this. Yeah, we got to hire these people.

Yeah, I'm so fucking lazy. Can we just make mckire.com an AI chat bot? Sure, let me just log in. One, two, three, four, five. Okay, and now we're good. A guy went, it was just people who go and try to breach security of like these sites. Went and did it. It shouldn't be that easy.

And then he was in as an admin and then was able to spoof like hey We have a new store and we're hiring and then got access to every single person's personal information that has ever played McDonald's Fucking crazy and if you see my name on there, no, I didn't yeah, that's right, baby. Uh They get a discount though The whole thing is so fucking lazy from every end. It sucks shit. Popeyes making an AI rap battle sucks ass.

That's awful. Everyone is using it either for the stupidest reason or like incorrectly. Yes. Like we're never gonna reach the the whatever the utopia is because. I have my utopia. It's all built. It's all built.

And I like making an emoji of real life looking Eric doing things like holding a burger. Yeah. And it's working flawlessly. I don't care about feeding his face into an AI generated thing as his stupid face is on the internet every single day. Oh no, I hope your face doesn't get out there. People will know what you look like. I don't give a shit. But yeah, this is just like so, it's just so bad. It's so dumb.

And everyone is just so sold on it. Why wouldn't you just film it with cell phones and have it be like, just hire some guy. Somebody knows some guy who can write a shitty rap. I know someone who used to work at Wendy's. Yeah, exactly. Like, I think. He was really good at it. Juh-juh-juh-juh, juh-juh-juh-juh.

You're like, oh, fuck. You're really fucking wrong. They used to be salted when he worked there. He left and they started, they stopped salting them. Man, just Popeyes trying to go like, yeah, that's right. We fucking got him in making this. It's like, dude, you suck. making this it's like dude you suck yeah it's you suck it's um i hate to say it's cringe yeah oh yeah oh this is cringed for sure yeah i'm cringing one two three four five idiots man again the

just the laziest shit you've ever seen i gotta change my phone login is i i was gonna make a joke about another password, but I decided to, we didn't need to put that one on black. You can't get into it, just do it. Great, here's the original fact that I wrote about 12345 being the password. That's crazy, why would you make that? That's like when it prompts you to put a password

and you say, what should I make the password? And somebody says, we don't need one, like just no password, dude. And then Nick writes, no password, and then that's the password for the computer. Who's computer? That one. Yeah, well, we're changing it.

No, we're not, I won't remember that. It didn't, you had to put in a password. I said that to you and you said no password. So I wrote no password. Wrote no password. Right, he wrote no password. You have to. I typed it. He typed it. Yeah, it wrote no password. You have to! I typed it.

He typed it. Yeah, it's different. He's just doing what you said. Yeah. This is, that to me is the perfect summation of the relationship where it's like, oh password, we don't need one man, just no password. No, you just said no password.

Okay. No password. I was like, that's funny. Whatever you say, boss. Yeah. I'm also not worried about like- Like an evil genie. Wish granted. Someone breaking in here and typing no password.

Yeah. No. It's more just stupid. Yeah, but we will be changing it to yes password. Just to be safe. Password, password please. Then maybe. Maybe password. Whoa.

Great, yeah, tell them the next one too. Oh, we'll just rotate it. Five, four, three, two, one. Oh, shit, he guessed it. He cracked the code. But those are all the McDonald's facts. You guys learned a lot. Not really. What do you mean? I mean, I guess I got one answer to my question which was when was the snack wrap a thing? 2016 2016 is when it killed it right? Yeah, like when when did it show up? I was like you have to be around for a while. Yeah. Yeah, I mean like like before that 2008 9 something like that

Like it was like a raffle. it but I still remember it being a thing No, I remember it being a thing I never got It went away because it was like It was either on or close to the dollar menu Yes It was one of those lies This thing was probably going to last like a couple months And they're like

Yeah, well yeah, there's no way this is sticking around Well, that's the thing, they don't do stuff with tortillas really Except like their breakfast menu sometimes, right? They have like a, I mean, and rarely there too I don't get any of that shit either I get steak, egg, and breakfast menu sometimes, right? They have like, I mean, and rarely there too. I don't get that shit either. Yeah, I don't get that. I get a lot of things with steak, egg, and cheese bagels. Now that you mention it,

eating a tortilla from McDonald's is weird. Oh, that was the first thought that I had when I took a bite. Like it didn't feel right. No, it was like the most mission tortilla tortilla I've ever had. I can't believe they still have the bagels. They haven't gotten rid of those yet.

Cause I don't believe that for a second either. And we're bringing them back forever. Nope. It's just until we run out of this stock, because I don't believe that for a second either. And we're bringing them back forever. Nope. It's just until we run out of this stock, I'm not ordering more. Somebody hacked our website and I can't do it. I don't know how to get back to our supply vendor. Fuck. These are like the softest tortillas wrapped around some soft chicken.

But they're nice and warm too. Oh wait, no they're not. They don't do anything to them. They're not like warmed or nothing. They don't do anything to them. Well they don't. They're not like warmed or nothing. They don't have an oven you can just, you know, throw on the open flame and then put it over. I just don't, like the whole thing is so bizarre.

Put them in a fucking microwave, I don't care. Heat them up. They're just room temperature. Yeah. Completely. Yeah. This is like, like a taco bowl that we just did. Had the crispy chicken burrito. And that's like a burrito, but I mean,

it's ostensibly like the same kind of thing. The chicken taco, the same kind of thing. But like- Their tortillas are also like made for that kind of stuff. They're a little thinner. Of course. And like, you can tell they were like heated up and cooked and like pressed.

Well, they have. And the thing. They have tortillas for other stuff in their menu. And McDonald's goes, put it on a bun. Oh, fuck, we can't, this is a snack wrap. It's like a weird thickness to it. Yeah, it's very pillowy. Yeah. It's almost like a pita, but a weird thickness to it. Yeah, it's very pillowy. Yeah.

It's almost like a pita, but not quite, but it's like, getting there. Yeah. Yeah, it needs to get closer for it to be good. Like be a pita and then that'd be good. Pita pocket. Or be a different tortilla and that'd be good. Pita pocket snack wrap thing?

Why not? Yeah. Right? Like have, cut the pita and then put like the shit in it? Same thing. It's like a gyro wrap. It's thick enough and the food's in there enough. I rip a good piece off. Me too.

Oh, I did the same thing. The first bite is a worthless tortilla bite. I feel the same way about the last bite. The last bite where it's like fold it over. I'm like, I'll just pull the little piece of chicken out and then eat it. Also interesting is that there's two versions. Yes.

But we can learn about those right now. Oh wow. The snack wrap registered trademark features one of our new McRisbee trademark strips a Juicy chicken strip made with all white meat topped with crisp shredded lettuce and shredded cheese all wrapped in a soft flour tortilla We were calling it soft fans can get them in two delicious flavors colon spicy colon bold zesty and unapologetically fiery. Our spicy snack wrap register trademark brings the heat with a habanero kick that fans know and love

from the spicy McCrispy sandwich. So it's the same sauce. Wow, that's pretty smart of them. Ranch, smooth, rich, and irresistibly savory. Our ranch snack wrap register trademark delivers a satisfying burst of cool ranch goodness with hints of garlic and onion. I love the goodness.

I like goodness. When I'm looking for ranch flavor, I want goodness. Yeah. I'm thinking about getting goodness. Do you guys have anything savory and goodness? What do you got in the goodness? So the difference is the sauce. They put ranch or they put sauce.

And then Nick was asking, oh, do they make these with spicy, like the spicy ones, like spicy chicken? It's like, nope, it's the exact same thing. And they go squirt and then the other bottle is squirt. They squirt, I squirt. They all squirt for squirt cream. It's the easiest way for fast food restaurants

to not make another thing. Yeah, like just have the sauce that you put on it. And that's truly what this is. Yeah, it's really like, well, it's not like lazy, lazy, but it's real close. Well, you know what? I don't really have a problem with McDonald's doing it though because it's basically like lazy lazy, but it's real close. Well, you know what, I don't really have a problem with McDonald's doing it though,

because it's basically like they don't have the goods. Yes. I don't need them to try and make a shitty spicy thing, so it bothers me the least. Right. When we go to like a real chicken place or something, and it's like, oh what's the spicy version, and it's lazy.

And it's just the sauce. Then that will like bother me more. It's like you better do a spicy chicken. Right, McDonald's it's like, you guys make burgers. You make cheeseburgers. I don't expect much coming from you. It's fine. That's kinda how I felt about the chicken at Taco Bell.

I didn't really expect much from it, and I was like, oh, this is pretty good. Well, yeah, and then when they exceed your expectations and are creative with how they do it too, why it's trying to stay true to what they do. Man, they make AI fucking diss videos. Yeah. Yeah, take that. No, that was Popeyes. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, I'm just saying though. Talk about what now. Let's see who accepts the challenge. That's right. Maybe McDonald's will like do a rebuttal and then their diss track will just be, they do

an AI diss track and it's just like, John Smith, here's his address. Here's his personal information. Social Security. One, five, two, three, four, five, six. How do you do that? How do you do that? How did that get in? They're like, mckire.com. Post it, post it.

Quick, quick, just get it out there. I think McDonald's should just go buy Epic Rap Battles of History or whatever and then just make one where it's them being really cool and badass, and then have somebody else be Popeyes, and it's McDonald's like fucking rapping at him, and Popeyes is going, no, I don't know about this one. Oh, right. Right.

I'm in for it. Yup. Are you ready for some press material? I wanna talk about this. I hope you're ready for it. Hang on. Okay. Lock in.

Lock in. Start the clock. The following statement was released today by Joe Erlinger, president of McDonald's USA, in response to questions about the return of the iconic snack wrap to menus. Quote, it's back. Now this is, I understand this reference. That's the press material. I understand this reference. Yes This is not the best form for it to be delivered in nope But also on the on the press thing they look like it. Yes in the middle So this is an homage to Michael Jordan coming out of retirement To come back to the Bulls game suspension

It was just it was just this big like statement that was put out in this official memo. And it had a prelude thing and then it just said real small underneath, I'm back. I'm back. That was it. And that was 30 years ago, that was pretty bad ass. Yeah. And everyone went crazy for it and it's become this iconic thing that gets parodied. I think maybe McDonald's doing it is not so cool.

It came back into the zeitgeist during COVID when everyone watched Last Dance. And so what happened was this guy's old and he went, I saw Last Dance and then time is different. You know what I mean? He's like that Last Dance like just happened. That was five years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, that's like, that's on like the top of everyone's mind. The thing I saw five years ago, you go, okay. And then maybe Popeye's doing the rap battle is fine. I don't know, because this sucks. Yeah. Well, I just feel like, yeah, five years, even five years from being, from last dance, it's like, this joke is old now.

Yes, absolutely. Because I've seen it parodied. There has been a spike in it, and I've seen it, and I've also parodied it for other stuff. But like, I think now it's a little old. Like McDonald's doing it is lame. Very old, especially for snack wraps. I think if they're gonna do it,

they should have went, he's back, and did like a Voldemort thing. Oh! But that would have maybe like made more sense. Harry Potter's hot again, they got a new Harry Potter. Exactly, and if you brand it a little better. Yeah, well it's evil. If you branded it if you like the name of That's how they track you that's a McDonald's tracks you people don't wince when I say snack rap, huh?

Their whole marketing for this is I don't know if you guys have seen it all or whatever But it's very much like you did this. You brought back the snack wrap. But it's very like, you know, like a gaseous thing or whatever. Don't put that on me. I didn't know it was a thing. When I ordered it because I've eaten several times already. I was like, let me get the snack wrap. And they're like, you fucking tell Jordan, he better come get one. It's his fault. It's his fucking fault. And then they spit in it. They they gave it to me. They're also, oh, sorry about that. And I said, what's that? And they said, it's a spicy sauce.

There's also a website that they have, specifically for- Yeah, bighire.com. Specifically for- Go check it out now. Specifically for the snack wrap that looks like a desktop from a desktop computer from like the early, like mid 2000s that like you click on like in your browser and then it opens like different windows. So you can go to like press early, like mid 2000s that like you click on like in your browser and then it opens like different windows so you can go to like press material

and like, it was like media and like here's pictures and like a press release. Who is doing this? I don't fucking care. I'm surprised you did it. I had to click around because I'm like, oh, maybe this is where like the press releases and you click around and then I clicked on that press release

and it's that one, I'm back or it's back or whatever. And I went, well, this surely isn't the only press release. That is everywhere, every other like news site that like propagates this stuff and everything. It's just that press release. Everything that needs to be said. That's it, it's back. And you're just like, oh, fuck man.

These are, it's too internet brained, I guess, because people online are like, dude, I miss these things. And nobody in the real world actually cares, I don't think, because they just kind of, it's not like they suck, but they're just kind of like nothing. Well, everyone online's talking about it. You have to realize that there's a very small percentage of people online.

You're also talking about, if you're doing a throwback thing like make a desktop look like 2008, it's either like 90s or not. I know, right? You know what I mean? Like what does a 2007 computer desktop look like 2008. It's either like 90s or not. I know, right? Do you know what I mean? Like what does the 2007 computer setup look like? It looks like a 1999 computer setup. Like it's old, but like.

I think this was just kind of like old and new. It's just kind of like old and new. It's like, oh, I wanna do what I wanna do. Oh, dude, yeah. As we talk about that 90s room, and all agree that like for Gracie, and Gracie wouldn't get it at all, because also I don't really care

about what the hell would be relevant to to you. Yeah, cuz this looks better Like and this is what it was like not for me. Shut up. Yeah People people get this whether they were alive or not. Yeah, I wouldn't be like ah 2009 Dell I remember Adele those cow computers. Yeah, it's all hell yeah. But now if you say dude you're getting Adele, people are going to think like, oh is Adele like Adele is coming? Adele's here?

That's awesome. Wow. You got Adele? You got Adele? She's right there. She's just off screen. I refused to watch it, but there was something where like people bought tickets online to do like watch some sort of like a Q&A thing with Miley

Cyrus I think it was and like oh the her signing thing yeah and like in the audience people were like we thought this was a concert yeah and you were performing and we paid $800 for this and she was like what? and I was like ooh and I would watch the video. You get. But I was like, that reminds me of, you get Adele? It's like, I'm going to see Miley, yeah! And she's just like sitting there like, what's up? Yep, because imagine if that was like, I'm not saying, we're certainly not on that level,

but imagine if people had paid thinking like, you're gonna do a podcast and then it's nothing? But here's the thing, no matter what we did, we would do a podcast. We would do it! Because that is what we do anyway. That's what we did, we did the Streamly thing. Streamly thing was the podcast.

And it was just a podcast, there's us signing and fucking off and talking with people. It's great when like our bread and butter, the best we can offer is just sitting around talking. Yeah, you're always gonna get it. Yeah, we got it. Whether you want it or not, you're gonna get it. Sorry, we were just gonna-

I just wish they could be serious. We were gonna sit up there and not talk. This isn't a podcast. Why aren't they good at the video game? But you can look at us. Well, we have our review of McDonald's in the snack wrap, but we need to hear from you in a segment we call, You Review!

You Review. That one sounded good, I like that. If you wanna record your own You Review song. Yeah, maybe it'll get a nawu. Put on. Nawu! Might, for the week of... You review.

That's fucking funny. Putting it in Nauu is like nuts. That's great. Put it on the Discord. Join the Patreon, get access to the Discord, and then put it in the Discord. Maybe we'll use it. Don't send it anywhere else. Well, you gotta do the episode number too.

Oh, that's right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got it. You just do it. Yeah. Well, in Nauu episode one, you... Oh, great. Thank you so much.

Yep. Hey, who wants to take the first one? Mike D says, worst McDonald's in Austin. They should erect a giant purple grimace at the door because you'll grimace if you ever come to this location. Somehow the staff have zero communication skills, mess up nearly every order and seem to be competing for record of slowest restaurant in town. They should put the grimace in here for you. You'll be grimace for you. I want to see grimace erect. Somebody get this grimace rock hard and sit up in front of McDonald's.

Because you'll be grimacing if you ever come. Yeah. To this location. I didn't finish my sentence. Sorry. Now I'm grimace finished. Sorry. I was going nice and slow like this restaurant.

Oh my god. Oh no! He's grimacing because he's thinking of the grimace. He's upset or getting hard. He's gonna either be slow or come I don't know what's happening. He's upset or getting hard. Oh my god. Jeremy M. Go for it. There may be a worse McDonald's in the city, but this is the worst one I've been to since I've been here. Their ice cream machine never works and they're not very kind about it. I go there every couple of days pretty much just to harass them because I know the ice

cream machine is still not going to be fixed. I only live a couple of blocks away so it's really no trouble. It's actually my place I don't mind coming around every few days to again be told their ice cream machine is broken. It's become a running joke I'm starting a YouTube channel based on this restaurant alone It's hilarious and the staff are complete assholes about it. You got to see it. You'll laugh your ass off This fucking McDonald's sucks ass You see it, you'll laugh your ass off. This fucking McDonald's sucks ass. So go to burgergauntlet.com and check out this guy's new YouTube channel.

Watch me harass McDonald's. These guys are fucking dickheads. I go and harass them all the time because they're fucking idiots and assholes. It's so close. It's actually my pleasure to do it. They're mean. Dude, honestly, hey. Why did they ban me?

Hey, hey, you see this guy blocked me? Yeah? McDonald's can't ban me everywhere Finally in McDonald's I'm not Hello, I Only live a couple blocks away, so it's not that big of a deal for me a guy who's harassing McDonald's workers It also has nothing better to do well It does my certain you I go there every couple of days pretty much just to harass them you suck dude no this McDonald's fucking sucks ass

this everyone there keeps complaining about the guy who comes in and harasses people about the ice cream machine this one sucks yeah there's something also I don't know if this is the worst one in the city, but it's the only one I've been to. And it's the worst. Also the best. It's by my house. It's tied for number one and best and worst. So trouble at all. It's no trouble.

I film myself walking from my home into the McDonald's. I know what you're thinking, this is a waste of my time. I'm a complete fucking loser. I have no life and nothing better to do. It's fine, honestly. I don't work, but I'm hoping this YouTube channel takes off You might think I'm a huge loser. Well, here's egg on your face. I'm starting a YouTube channel I don't know if I'm the biggest fucking loser in town, but I'm the biggest one I know so I go to this McDonald's I'm definitely the biggest one at this McDonald's. Oh my God.

Oh, they just see him coming and they go, fucking this guy again. This was a whole new type of one. What I hope to is he goes there so often. The ice cream machine works. Yeah. Oh, they just go, oh, this fuckface? Yeah, we're just good. No, it doesn't work.

It's like, ha! Boy, I got you guys again. And he leaves and they're all eating ice cream. Hey, I'm back. It's me, Jeremy N. Jeremy McDonald at McDonald's and the ice cream machine doesn't work again. Then there's someone in the back

at McDonald's making a TikTok that has 40 million views like this fucking idiot coming up every day. Part 15 of telling him the ice cream machine doesn't work and the guy's just like making soft serve, like it fucking works fine. It fucking works fine. He doesn't doesn't fuck that would have millions of views The other side of it where the guy Good news guys, this one got 12 views. Yeah, that's right. There goes what's tick-tock? Yeah

That's TikTok. Yeah. Oh, that's pretty good. Oh, Jeremy, you suck. Oh, one more. Trying to make a gotcha YouTube channel out of McDonald's that you only go to because you live nearby about the ice cream machine. His content will run dry. In 2025. Yeah, yeah.

The moment they fixed it, it's like, well now what? Follow me for hilarious content. That was. Hey, day two, hey, you guys got ice cream? Yeah. Hang on. I can't do this.

Okay, can you guys like break it real quick? I'm just trying to do something. He doesn't turn it off. The phone just went over to the ground. Guys, this isn't working. Don't worry, I'll edit this out. Who are you? It's Jeremy.

It's cool, it's fine, I'm a YouTuber. That gets me in everywhere. You say that, if anyone's's cool, it's fine, I'm a YouTuber. That gets me in everywhere. You say that, if anyone's like, I'm a YouTuber. Now I just say podcaster, which is like the next line. Yes, former YouTuber, current podcaster. Well sir, you are white. I assume.

We assumed, sir. I got in before it got crowded. Everybody's doing it now. One more review, Jordan? I'll do it. It's a doozy, you know, crowded. Everybody's doing it now. One more review, Jordan. I'll do it. It's a doozy. It looks like so. Let's see, this is Curtis A.

Let's just say, they should rename this place McCan'tGetRight. Simple orders will be messed up over and over. Example, drive-thru, order 10 piece McNugget, barbecue sauce and large fry, never seen the order pop up on the slick screen they have, not even given a price total, then suddenly four ellipses for some reason.

Then get to the window and the male says, capital M, male. Now here's the thing, it's weird that it doesn't say female because that's the way they usually write. That's the way this guy would talk. Seeing it with male is like a male Yeah, and the male capital M says you got the ten nuggets with fries I said yes and with barbecue sauce he then gets my credit card Hands it back to me and closes the window going about his business

Didi didi Few minutes later. He hands me the bag. I ask, is the barbecue sauce inside? Yes, says yes. This is AI, this is AI. Yeah, this is AI. Drive way and bam, once I check it's six cold nuggets, no barbecue sauce and the fries were,

let's just say room temp. But at least it was a large size. Had another time a few weeks ago, I ordered something plus a frozen Coke. As she hands me the frozen Coke, it starts to expand and drip all over my car. She just stood there and said, I'm sorry. I handed it back to her and drove away.

Best advice, go elsewhere. Avoid this place at all cost hopefully McDonald's gets rid of the management if this place has any and restrains the staff if not it might be out of business I it expands and it goes to this car she goes she goes I'm sorry yeah why didn't she why didn't she climb through the window and start scooping it out of my seat? Here you go The mail has done too much Filled up my my frozen drink minor inconvenience where it dripped bitch apologize Hands me napkin This place is going out of business. It's crazy that he called the guy the male and then didn't call her the female.

Which again, feels like the thing that he's going to do. That's why it feels weird. It's not like a thing that we want to happen, but it feels strange. I'm just saying as the male. I'm just used to patterns. Exactly. He says he only got six nuggets instead of ten. No sauce, they were cold. And he goes, hey, another time.

He says he only got six nuggets instead of 10. No sauce, they were cold. And he goes, ha! Another time! Yeah. So they go back. Another time. The whole second story is a little bit of the soda dripped. Yep.

Ah! Here you are. They're done for. They better hope Jeremy M. doesn't crack this code. And you hand it back. Now, what? I think. Excuse me, some of this is on the cup yeah

I think my favorite part of what he explains is Hands he gets this he gets the food a few minutes later He hands me the bag drive away BAM I check six cold nuggets No, BBQ sauce and the fries were let's just say room temp Yeah, let's just say that okay. Yeah, let's just say that. Okay, let's say it. Yeah, okay. Sounds good.

So they are room temp or they are not, or they are just saying they are. We don't know what they were. He's looking for a problem. That's awesome. Yeah. Let's just say they're room temp. Jeremy M, let's get him.

Don't even get me started on the ice cream machine. I saw some guy in the guys recording the ice cream collab. He's in the drive through filming himself going, they spilled my soda everywhere. And then he flips the camera around. You see Jeremy filming. You guys have ice cream. You guys have ice cream. And the people who were working at the McDonald's are just like, what did we do to deserve this? Why did they, why did they have to try? Why did they breach all my data? Miserable. So sad.

She said I'm sorry. Quote. I'm sorry. Oh my god. Whoa. What? Incredible. Well. Some weirdos out there guys. Good thing we're normal. Oh my god, whoa. What? Incredible.

Well. Some weirdos out there guys. Good thing we're normal. That's right, we just read about the weirdos. Thank god. Because we have our review of McDonald's. Of McDonald's weirdos. Yeah.

He's working on the phone. He's working in the closet. Nick goes home, he's like, these three guys, they all use straws. Fucking weirdos. He sucked it from the fucking teeth again. He's just like, they don't, they all use straws. Fucking weirdos. He sucked it from the fucking teat again! He's just like, they don't suck from the teat. Please!

I did that for your sake! I'm using it without a lid here. Do you want me to spill? I want you to use a straw. Use a straw when you have a lid on. You know how we only use straws that we were just spilling everywhere? You use a straw when the lid's on it. And you don't use a straw when the lid's off.

Fuck straws. He fucks straws. You heard it. I fuck straws. You just said, I fuck straws. I fuck straws, Nick. I did not say I. There's straws. You heard it. I fucked straws. You just said, I fucked straws. I fucked straws, Nick. I did not say I, there's no I. You did.

You did, you just said it. You're gonna have to go back and listen to this one before you're on vacation and you're gonna go, shit. I did say it. Okay, so two times I said I fucked straws. Okay. Okay. Okay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bringing the back, it seems like no big deal at all.

And then eating them, it's just, it's a piece of chicken in a tortilla. There's not much to it. It's not what I would go to McDonald's for. No, you would not at all. It's a thing you'd get someone when people are going to McDonald's and you're getting food for someone

who doesn't eat McDonald's. You would get them this. Try the snack wrap It would be like I don't really like their burgers. I'll just get you a snack wrap. It's like inoffensively not McDonald's That's what it is. Yeah, and in which case like that's one niche for it But for the people were like gotta have my snacks. Gotta have it. Got it. It's back. So happy. I fuck straws Nope. I? Space? Fuck straws. So the first time he said he didn't say I not now that I'm piecing it together I see what you're saying. Oh, I know I I know what I know you didn't proclaim. I fuck

We all know what you said You starting a sentence abandoning that and starting another thing No one here was confused about what happened. I know we got it. I don't think so This is his show is great So anyway, I don't think so. This is, this show is great. This is a good show. So anyway, I don't get the snack rep. Why can't they just review the food? Do, give the number at the beginning. We should just do like a short clip where we just do the review in like two minutes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you can just get to the part that people listen to it for. Yep. Mm-hmm. That's what, that's what the- Well like people- in like two minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you can just get to the part that people listen to it for. That's what the... Well, like people... I know everyone who listens to the show, oh, they're starting to review the food. It's over. You guys are doing like... Marcus played. You guys are doing all the jokes. Let's see if we can make the paper in the cup. You guys are doing all the jokes, but like for people that just like want to cut out the fluff, like just like we should do like this short one just for the review. Can Excuse me. Can you hit the ball with the golf club? Thank you. Jesus

Train hang on wait 45 minutes. Are you guys have 16 seconds for this course? Alright, I'm gonna throw myself on the ground and then I crawl and pretend like I'm sniping the ball There's people that are like, stop me. What are you gonna do about it? Nothing, you're gonna do nothing. There are people that are like, ah, you shouldn't beat a dead horse. If we couldn't beat a dead horse, there would be no show.

All I wanna do is beat the shit out of a dead fucking horse. That's all I wanna do. I wanna belabor the point. Jordan doesn't get snack wraps, but he's gotta give it a score. What a throw! Move the whole damn thing. You did, the camera shot's real different!

I think as for... You look down. I hit the viewfinder. There, now we're balanced again. I backed up a little bit. She's trying to fix it! That's exactly where he broke the last EV! His exact same spot! Great, now never turn it off. If it ever turns on again, we're fucked.

turn it off. If it ever turns on again we're fucked. Eric's gotta wear the strap when he plays with the Wiimote. Yes absolutely. I don't know where you were going with that. As food it's like fine. I'm gonna have to scoot again if you do. No no you're good. There you go perfect. There's so much Eric. The chicken in it is pretty good. I didn't really, I actually don't like the ranch one that much. Like I feel like it doesn't work with the chicken. The spicy one is a little better

as far as the compliment of flavors. But like, you know, it's not what McDonald's is good at. I don't think like the- No, it's not. Like we talked about this stuff. So I'm gonna give it, hit it with a 63. 63? It's just like, yeah 63 it's like yeah it's fine it's fair um I got it I got it the other day I went to Alfredo's I picked up lunch and

I went over there and I had one I had one left and I left it in my car intentionally and I came back out and it was better because it was like melted more hot everything was hot and the tortilla was warm. And the fucking cheese, they put that cheese in there. The cheese was melted. It's ice cold. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, it was so far away from being melted. The only thing that was colder than when I ordered it

was the chicken. But everything else was warmer and I think it worked better. That's funny. But I'm with my mallourt experience. I'm with you. It's a solid like 68. Yeah. Like it's good. I would get that over

Probably like a chicken sandwich. Maybe because it's the same thing the spicy chicken sandwich. It's just that that sauce It is a good I would probably get it the most as like I'm gonna get my food and then I want to eat something While I'm driving. Yeah, I would get like an extra snack wrap to eat in the car. I will say it's not messy Yeah, it contains everything. If you're going on a road trip, Nick. Nick, yeah, think about it. And you just like, you don't wanna stop. Yeah, but then he's gotta open the app. Nick pulls up, give me 12 snack wraps.

Yeah. He's like, I need another one! I'm getting all the way to my destination on these. That's right. But they're fine. It definitely isn't the like, oh my God, they're back. Yeah. It's an average score of 65.5,

which is 0.5 higher than the McCrispy strips, which makes a lot of sense for what we just ate. It's the same thing, but with the tortilla. No, they literally said they used that, right? The tortilla and the sauce add a 0.5 to what we had had previously. It's very, I think it's very accurate. I think it's very, very accurate.

Hard to put this in a 70, I feel like. The habanero sauce one or whatever. Gracie has fond memories of snack wrap. She has fond memories of a plain sundae as we sent a picture of her. It's good, it looks so good. We sent a picture to her of the plain sundae and she said, that looks so good.

And I said, it does. And she replied with, it does. It does, it does, question mark. It does, period. Well, there you go, and there's like an acrid flavor to the To like the spicy one that isn't like citrus. It's just yeah, it's like that fit You know when you get like ass blowout sauce the camp say some like you or ass blowout It's like the insane That's it has like that chemical flavor to their spicy.

But you're just saying when you get that and you find it, not you walk in and say, do you have ass blowout sauce? Well, you guys don't walk in and ask if they have ass blowout sauce. I'm asking if that's what you're asking. You have Satan's butthole or what? Your ice cream machine work? I have a sauce that'll blow my asshole out.

Jeremy! That's his other YouTube channel. You guys got ass blowout sauce? Sorry, no filming inside the McDonald's. Hey, go to 100%eat.store now. Switchforks are being resupplied. It's looking like early September is when we'll have them again.

Well, that's what Jordan said. Sauce, industry shirts, and monkey hookup shirts are available still. And we got something going for some new merch Oh, we got like yeah, if we can put a time it right if we can time it right It'll be with the switch for Greece stuff. We will see we will see if we can make it happen But we have we have some art assets and some things going I'm excited But what shirts we got some blowout

But like you get your mind out of the butt hole. What are you talking about? It's gonna get you. Everything you're saying. Never. He's like, anyway, we got Brown Eye merch coming. Hey, let us know what shirts we should restock because we're done with the print on demand.

We have an actual merch partner and everything. So the quality's up, it's a better shirt. We wanna get some of our old designs probably in there so you guys can get them because we know people would order them from time to time. And that was great. I hate having stuff sold out. I want stuff on the store that you guys can go and get.

So if there's shirts that you're looking for, let us know. We can get a resupply going on some of those. You can also go to streamly.com slash 100 dash percent dash eat for signed prints. Plus. You know what shirt I like? What's that?

The fucking Grim Reaper pizza shirt. I love that shirt. You wanna do that one again? I love that shirt. That was one that we didn't push. Well, cause it was also one that like wasn't for us. No. Yeah, those were like the weird adjacent.

It was like a Jeff thing or something related to him or a podcast or whatever. And then we slept some food on it. And it was like, yeah, who uses it? And I was like, I fucking love Grim Reaper pizza. I wear that shit all the time. Anytime I go to like a little like dive bar band or something like in Austin, I wear that fucking pizza shirt. Hey, maybe we can get that one going. Every time people are like, I fucking love Grim Reaper pizza. I wear that shit all the time. Anytime I go to like a little like dive bar band or something, like in Austin, I wear that fucking pizza shirt.

Hey, maybe we can get that one going. Every time people are like, I fucking love that shirt. I mean, it'll be around Halloween. It's cool as shit, dude. Let's do Grim Reaper pizza. Yeah. I'm just throwing it out there. That's one of my favorites.

That's one of my favorites that isn't like, ooh, that was a little close. That's one of my favorites that- I have more than half a glass of water. That's a shame to knock it over. Is really not- I'm worried about you getting the glass of water. I'm not necessarily knocking over. Is really not... I'm worried about you getting the paper in it. Why even try?

Why even try? Let him drink the paper. Why even try to reason with him? It's his problem. It's a good idea though. I like this. It's one of the few shirts I think that we made that just looks cool and you have no idea

it's from the show. That's not like branding or a slogan or anything. That's kind of what I wanted to like focus on too. It was like... I'm down. I would love... I got an email going with our merch partner or whatever. I can send it today and be like,

hey, we want to do this also. Maybe we do a hoodie also. I like that. You can also listen to the Michael Jordan podcast this week, patreon.com slash 100% eat. By the time we record it, it will be weeks from now. So we very fresh face and exciting. We're going to be different people.

We are going to be so fucking like, wound up and ready to talk because we will have not talked for like two weeks. We're also gonna be like, remember when we used to play Zelda? Oh God. Yeah dude, it's all Donkey Kong. That's the risk of like recording. Well, Nick wanted to record it today actually, so.

If we can, but. Oh. What the fuck? I mentioned it earlier. You did. I guess I was the only one who heard of Slack and I thought we weren't doing I thought we weren't doing it But we were talking about it. We didn't have to we were we were talking about it earlier like I Even said what I said, which is like I don't want to 20 We'll see Patreon.com slash 100% Nick. We're not recording the Michael Jordan podcast until you get a new phone.

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Dude, fucking insane. Dude, this is crazy. Where are you getting them from? I think it's just tissues. He's just fucking wasting them, man. Yeah, he's wasting them. Oh, he almost dunked it in there. You better chug that down and then fucking end the show dude I

Can I can he's gonna? End regardless. Uh-huh rate subscribe to all purpose food were either It was going in it was going in Wow Goodbye bye Goodbye. Bye!