100% Eat - No Crashes - Jack in the Box Ride Along

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

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So it's been eventful today, fellas. Oh, don't worry. He went off to the side. Yeah, he didn't inch towards me to attack me. You're gonna pop. Dude, it's gonna be hot. It's gonna be hot. It's gonna be hot.

It's gonna melt me. This was the loudest, busiest jack in the box with one girl. Crazy would have loved it there. It was just like, well, it was that, but it was like a cacophony. And then also going, beep, beep, beep, beep. It was like sensory overload. Oh, dude. And you hear the beeping.

in the background and you're just like, that's weird. And the beeping gets faster and more intense. It's like, so is something wrong? Are we? Are we like coloners? I was like, someone's crashing. Code red. Co-blu.

Dude, that was crazy. How are the hot peps? Not great. What? From Jack in the Box? Yeah, they're much better at Sonic. Oh, yeah, that is true. And also Arby.

I, uh, so Harwich is off! I went to see... Not because of that. First of all. It was better at Poppers. We went to see... Project Hill Mary. Fucking great move.

Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah. Terrible news at Alamo. The pretzel's gone. It's shitty pretzel sticks. Also, the Koso's different too. Yeah.

So is it's just that Koso or is it the main Koso as well? I'm sure it's the same. Fuck. I didn't get Chips in a Koso. I'm sure it's the same. Dude, it's way more. It's like Velvet Block cheese case in it. No.

I was like, are you kidding me? No. Fucking Sony ruins fucking everything. Yeah, no. I really believe it was Sony. Yeah, they're raising the prices too. $900 PlayStation. Everybody can just get fucked.

The RAM to like watch a movie has gone up. So yeah, they're raising ticket prices. What are you looking at? I was looking at what Michael was eating. Oh, okay. Well, they're bad, but. So that was, well, I was like, put it back in.

You got a fan shit, Jordan. I'll put it back and save it. Come on. He's not Gracie. But the other thing, that reminds me, it's cold blue reminding me. When I was at the movies, I had my phone on, uh, do not disturb.

And I felt the vibration in my pocket, and it was an Amber Alert. And I was like, can't wait for this to happen. Dude, 10.50 seconds. Oh, everybody. Four, five, six, McMeen, all went off in the theater. I was like, you have your phone, don't get out this time. Every ambler is always like, I always feel like I get it right before everyone gets it.

It's funny. I don't think I've ever heard one golf in a movie before. Oh, I know. It happened to me. I saw it was on silent. The second I looked at it, I went, this will be interesting. I'm like, clockwork. I'm like, ain't no way this theater.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Is Alamo toast because we, well, We've been talking about being upset with Alamo, but they have new menu stuff. So it's the new menu that I sent you guys. They have a new Mario Brothers menu also. What? Oh, yeah, that comes out tomorrow.

Yeah, at the time of this recording. And the, it's, they have like a mushroom pizza, eventful. They have Louie. Like, like, louis. Yeah, dude, so it makes it too big. It doesn't make you really thin like a straw. Yeah, it's not thin. It's sleeve, dude, it's a normal size straw.

It's normal. It's regular. A lot of guys use the straw. Do you want to be like stuffing the straw in there and it's like scraping the wall? Why don't you talk about the... And the lid's screaming? Look, the lid. Like, ah, it hurts.

Oh, geez. Yeah, that's like, oh. Hey, shh. You don't even know I'm there. I didn't even know. I don't even know what's happening. I'm not there at all. Yep.

Oh, damn. He's out there just sucking. Yeah. He did it. He did it. He did it. Do you hate Michael straw a little less because it's smaller? Yeah.

It's less. detrimental than yours yeah so it's environmentally friendly right yeah it's inoffensive it's so long yeah you offensive it's so long though it's so long it's so good you have more stamina to drink your drink yeah i'm using less energy to like suck from the straw you know i can swang this straw all day and and i've heard it doesn't even it doesn't even matter if the straw is like thinner like it's like not even like a big deal it doesn't even matter it doesn't even like matter i hear it's what i heard yeah i mean it's all about the straw anyway. Nothing else matter.

I also heard Fanta's not red. Okay. Well, default Fanta is orange. Right. The way you went about it was a very funny Gavin like way. Was it? Well, oh.

That was step one. Nick came over with his drink and he said, he just said with no context, Fanta's not red? And I think Eric was like, I mean, yes it is. Yeah, some Fentas are red. And then he went, not when it's orange. Not when it's orange.

And then we all were like, I mean, yeah? And I looked at the soda machine and realized, oh, it says Fanta Orange. Right, yeah. Got red Fanta. That makes sense. That sort of machine at the track in the box was. That was the least of its, like, problems. Nick filled up his whole cup and then put a little something extra at the end, drank it and went, nope, and poured it all out.

It was all out of the syrup or whatever. Yeah. Do you always get that, man? I know. Well, then I just got Sprite. Yeah. They had the ones that were like, the breading is not great.

Four options in one, like, nozzle and you have to select it. And so I was thinking, well, that's the problem. I'm just gonna go to the one that's dedicated to Sprite only. I got some Sprite, filled it up, took a drink, it's soda water. Yeah. There's absolutely no Sprite syrup in it.

Diamond tonic? Yeah, I just dumped that out. It's weird. There was a lot of Diet Dr. Pepper, and I didn't have a problem with it at all. It was really strange. It was the last one stained. My Coke's good. I've been drinking vodka lemonade recently.

Ooh, how's that? Summertime. Surprisingly good. It's a real summertime kind of deal. It's been nice to take a break from the tonic, all the bubbly. So much work with all the bubbles. Yeah. Do you find you drink? It's work for my tummy.

Because it's less bubbly? Yes, absolutely. Oh. The bubbles are a... A deterrent? Yeah. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It slows you down. Yeah.

Because usually I just do orange juice, but then too much orange juice. Oh, yeah. It's so acidic. Juice isn't red? Not when it's- Apple juice? Oh, right. No one is grenadine.

There you go. Cranberry. Cranberry. That's more maroon. How's your jack in the box head? It's good, dude. Do you remember? I mean, you grew up in selling California.

I don't know. I assume that it wasn't out here for you guys. That was- I wasn't here just so you know. We had these ads. But you said you guys, I'm not from here. No, no, no. You in Jersey, which is way far away from the jack-in-the-box as well.

Okay. I don't know how Jack in the Box was out here. It's a San Diego restaurant, so it was just all the time jackheads on every single car. Oh, interesting. No, we didn't have that. Every single antenna topped with a jackhead. Some of all of them, but not a lot.

Have we had Jack in the Box? Probably not. I definitely saw commercials, though. Yes, yeah. I grew up seeing Jack and Box commercials. Same thing with Sonic. I know we had Sonic. Bro, I saw Sonic commercials for years before I'd ever seen Sonic.

Really? Same. Oh, me too. I didn't go to a Sonic until, I was visiting, like, my family in Arizona, because I didn't see Sonics in California. It was the thing like I remember when someone's like, a Sonic opened.

We had them in San Antonio, that's for sure. I was probably, like, 20 before I had a Sonic for, like, before I had Sonic for the first time, it, like, it was driving to Orange County up to L.A. for something, and it was like, oh, fuck, dude, there's a Sonic. Let's stop. I couldn't tell you where a Sonic is around where I grew up. Yeah.

Like, I don't know where one is. It took a long time for him to go everywhere for something that was like, we're a nationwide chain. It's like, I don't think so. Are you? Yeah. You want to know something depressing? I think the new Alamo pretzels are about on par with Sonic.

No. It might be a little better. The thing of it being a stick is just so sad. I mean, yeah, and it's not like the same pretzel but stick form. No, it's totally different. Did you have to order through the QR? Yep, 100%. No way.

It happened over and which one did you go to? No, the war is over. That's like the crown jewel. Yeah, we're fucking compromised. Yeah, well, that's what I was saying when you, you just, talked about that menu of all that food, it's going to be terrible. Yeah. And I said, we should go eat this horrible food and then send them to oblivion.

Yeah. I mean, do you guys want to do that? Might be time to take him out back. Yeah. Damn, dude. We should do an Alamo episode soon then. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, we'll see Mario tomorrow.

Yeah. Ooh. Oh. Mm-hmm. You're going to see Mario Jordan? Jordan doesn't want to see my life. I haven't seen the first one. I'm actually, are you going to be lost?

I'm actually a little intrigued by this one since they dropped Star Fox being in it. Uh-huh. But I was going to, I was going to, I was gonna watch the first one before. He's gonna be in like two seconds. Well, you don't know that. Here comes to Smash Bros. You don't know anything. Yeah.

That's exactly what I said. Smash Bros. Hey, check out this car driving in the middle of the road. Here's the thing. I say, I say, just kidding, I have to go with my kids. It's not that I'll still go with me. I don't want to see it twice. I don't want to say in like one.

The first one was not great. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I liked the first one. It was okay. Dude, I watched it on a plane and I just kept going, this can't be the movie. I just said it was as an adult.

As an adult, it was like, it's clearly like a kids movie for kids. Yeah. I mean, of the kids movies I have to watch. Right, but that's my point. Usually the kids movies can be entertaining for adults. I was hoping it to escape the kids movie genre. I just didn't see any difference between that in like a minions movie. It just felt like the same kind of thing.

Right. All the jokes are like the same kind of joke. Like I guess I'm kind of Sonic. They do. They do movies like that. It is illumination. Same company. Oh, is it really? Yeah.

I'm compared to like Sonic. What they do. Sonic's a good movie. Song's fun. Especially Sonic 3. Like, I enjoyed that as an adult. Mario was like, what are you doing to this guy? Why is this the plot?

What are you doing to this guy? Just them spending so much time, like, in fucking Brooklyn. And also Chris Pratt is Mario. Yeah. And I'm not even on the fuck Chris Pratt chain. I know everybody hates him, whatever. I just like got somebody better. Yeah.

It's just a guy. It's a me. Like Charlie Day as Luigi, awesome. I like that. That was good. And he's barely in the fucking movie, too. He's in the second one. Like nothing happened.

What are you talking about? A little splotch. Is that where it happened? Yeah. 3K. That'll cost you. I'll send you the bill. Did you not see me?

Hang on, Eric. You hit my car, man. Oh, no, I can't. Eric, your door hit my door. Look what it did. That's huge. You got it? Yep.

That's got to be from another incident, right? Yeah. Okay, I was good saying. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why I went around this way, but I did. We have a tree in our front yard and a bird keeps attacking me. Well, I'll keep going by its nest.

That'll teach you. What'd you do? I tried to eat its eggs. Did you run over his egg? I tried to get his eggs. I backed up into his eggs. Oh, man. Something tells me this food's gonna be a hot mess.

Dude, this burger is gonna be absolutely fucking disgusting. It looks bad. Take it upstairs. Thank you. How could this possibly be bad? We got all the investigation. antenna balls. For all of our antennas. That'll make it taste better. Post them up.

I don't think cars have had antennas for 15 years? Yeah, pretty much. So they're going to just keep doing that. I'll find something small to stick it on. Is it sleek? Is it sleek? I mean, big and thin. I meant aerodynamic. Oh, I'm all right. I already have one. You go ahead. Is that the poppers?

The insides is good. The breading. The inside is good. The outside. It's so sad looking. Like I said, eating it and going, I wish it was Sonic is something. What kind of fucking mess do you think it looks like? Now it doesn't say the thing that it said. Yeah, I thought it was called the Hot Mess box. It is. It's the Munchy Meal version of the Hot Mess. Oh, I see. Voted on

by the audience. They said, you need to eat this. Yeah. All right, let's get a look. Here we go. They said we need to eat it. Feel how soft it is on here. Brother. Oh, it's not long for this world. Okay. Oh, dear. It's a resting in time. Is that a where a taco is resting? No. Why is it barhing?

I didn't realize it was like a toast. It's on the sourdough. It honestly doesn't look as bad as the picture. The picture where it's supposed to look good? Yeah, it looks way worse. This doesn't look good either. But the picture looks worse. It looks way worse.

I actually am shocked, but it has a crowley fries. Why does it have hair? Because it's part of the hot mess thing. Curly fries are decent. Well, we figured that would be the best part. It's the best thing they have there. Look, we can hang them off something thick too. Oh God, it comes with tacos too.

Yeah. Thick and thin. Oh yeah. It comes to tacos. It's the whole- Two tacos. It's the whole- mess box. Nick, are you excited to eat the whole mess box?

It's the whole mess box. It's the whole mess box. Check it out, guys. The mess box is back. Imagine what a mess box that would be made. Totally different looking. Yeah, if I just hit that out of his hand. That's such a fucking mess.

He'd probably be relieved, yeah. The floor would be the new mess box. Well, don't forget, we all got cool guys. Don't forget, download Crimson Desert now. It runs great on console. Yeah. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Well, it runs okay. It doesn't look great.

A lot of screen tearing. There's so much screen tearing. There really is. And that's performance mode. Dude, if you put it on quality, it's gone. It's like a half second input. Remember the girl. It's unplayable.

Oh, yeah. Unplayable. That looks like the opposite. It's... Oh, he's biting it. You know, you go into the Smash Bros. World, where it's like, Lane's it. This is real.

Yeah. It's a real problem. Whoa, look at that face of satisfaction. Someone get that man a sleek long straw. Cover it up. Oh! Alright, I guess that's a good place to end. Bye.