100% Eat - No, My Name Its! %% Chick-fil-A Maple Pepper Bacon Sandwich

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

Our Heroes have never done a proper review of Chick-fil-A and that changes TODAY unless they don't have the food which immediately sends Eric into a spiral. It's okay, they have it, Eric just almost runs some people over to get it then can't stand still in line. It's a whole thing. They also talk cooking hats, what things used to be, toasted buns, and chicken sandwich. FACT! Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 50% off of 2 pairs of polarized glasses at http://shadyrays.com - code EAT Still got those shirts up there, go grab one https://100percenteat.myshopify.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Benefits vary by card, other conditions apply. Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? A little confused. The energy was just dropped off from a second ago.

What do you mean? Sometimes I like to do low energy before the show and then high energy when we start. This time I wanted to try it in reverse. I like those ones a little better. Where it's super high energy and then you sort of start the show. Well, I like how time I wanted to try it in reverse. I like those ones a little bit. Super high energy and then he sort of started the show. Well, I like how you said Jordan.

It's weird. Yeah. I was just trying new things. There's low energy because our nation's in crisis. I think that so much is happening. One minute if that, okay, cool. Our nation's in crisis. For Chick-fil-A to serve something like this,

there truly must be a crisis within our nation. This doesn't make any fucking sense. The old rug pool. That's that's right. I'm going I'm going left and then I'm going right. I'm zigging and zagging. Maybe you are don't end up on the right. I'm going right down the middle. Punching a glove.

Our nation's in crisis. College football is not in crisis. I got to be 95, dude. Oh, that's true. I got a very strong. You don't even know how to throw a punch. No, I just put your fist goes forward. Yeah.

As hard as you can. Yeah. I also want to point out, what is the recording this on Tuesday, July 16th? Yes. So this comes out next week. Next week, anything Eric's referencing, it could be totally different.

It's like... Well, our nation is in crisis. Tenacious D is no longer together. No! And... Is that real? Dude, don't even speak that into existence. Have you not seen this? Am I breaking this news to you?

No! You can't... Yeah, you are. Did you not hear about this? No. They were at a show in Australia. Did they fight on stage? No. because that would be great. No, they're at a show in Australia and it was a Kyle gases birthday belief.

Okay. And then JB said, Hey, make a wish. And Kyle gas said, and then JB said, he was like, you know, on stage or whatever. And then JB said, he was like, ah, you know, ah, on stage or whatever. They got, they got deported from Australia for that. Holy shit. And then Jack Black released a statement today that's like all the tours canceled, all creative endeavors going forward

with Tenacious D are on hold. I don't condone political violence, whatever. I guess if it's in like Nicaragua, it's fine, but like this is different somehow. And that is so tenacious. Our nation's at, guys, our nation's in a crisis. What the fuck? Nick's pissed about it.

I mean, it's not 2003 anymore, so I don't really care that much. I've already seen them live. I'll be honest, I didn't know they were still doing stuff. Yeah, I think a tour for them is really easy. I feel like no matter the circumstance, you really can't be pro-assassination. Yeah. Maybe that's a hard line. It might be.

You know what I mean? I'm trying to think. I feel like you just can't. I think you probably can't be pro-assassination. I'm trying to just play devil's advocate and see if I can come up with something. I don't think you can. I don't think you can. in fruit, but I feel like you just can't. I think you probably can't be pro-assassination. I'm trying to just play devil's advocate and see if I can come up with something, and I cannot. I don't think you can. No, I really can't. I think you definitely can't go on a spanking to people this year,

but I just feel like it's maybe something you just shouldn't. Well, I'm- But again, I feel it's important to state, this is all old news at this point. Yeah, anything can happen. Yeah, our nation could be in crisis for a reason. And Eric made this podcast in crisis. We're over here eating Chick-fil-A. Yeah, anything could happen. Yeah. Our nation could be in crisis for the reason. The servers might go down. Podcast in crisis. We're over here eating Chick-fil-A. Yeah. Dude, real crisis, real crisis shit. Why did we do this? Here was the crisis. He couldn't figure

out how to fucking order it with a QR code. Dude, I don't have the app. He just kept going, doesn't work. Doesn't work. Doesn't work. Doesn't work. I showed you. I showed you the site. First try. Yep. I did it it and it doesn't look like this. No. But my question is, there's a QR code on the table. It says order from your table. Also, we were next in line. Could have just waited half a second.

But there was nothing indicating that the food was there. And I'd rather just order it on the thing. You ordered it and we got it and we ate it. So if you said, hey, do you have that food? They would have said, yes, we do, sir. Now, I wasn't ready for the conversation of what? After Subway and stuff, I'm not right. I just can't, I don't have now. This is not Subway.

I don't trust it at all. Well, clearly you were mistaken because they had it. It would have been fine. Unfortunately, yes, they had it. Couldn't find parking, couldn't find the menu. Almost ran over three different sets of people. No, the problem is you didn't, and that's why we didn't get parking.

You opted not to run them over. If we had run those people over, we would have got that spot. We would have got the spot. Yeah. And then they could have parked in the handicapped spot. Yeah. Win-win.

See, it helps everyone. But yeah, so you're trying to order through the app, like a little QR code on the table. You can just order from the table. And for whatever reason, if you don't have the app installed, it just comes up with, I don't know. Yeah, it just goes like, QR code not found. Yeah, this QR code doesn't do anything.

It doesn't take you to the app store to download it? You want to make your own QR code? That is what the website was. No, I'm just saying. Look, they don't work. Maybe it was his phone, because mine worked. I don't have the app. Yeah, but I feel like if you scanned it,

it would have taken you to the app store. I haven't. I haven't. I haven't. I haven't umidigi bison. Nice. Oh, cool. I bought it off Tee-Moo.

Yeah. You know that's like. like a drone for $200. There's like those flip phones, you know, with the bendable screens. His is an origami phone. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It didn't start out that way, but I have a lot of anxiety. So I just I made it constantly folding my phone, crunching it half and then half. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm folding it. And then all of a sudden, check my app.

I'm like, don't download. No. But check it out. It's a frog now. Before your very eyes. So then we got, what did we end up getting? I don't know. It's on the sheet. The Chick-fil-A maple pepper bacon sandwich. It's like popcorn reading in third grade. Popcorn Eric.

Dude, when you weren't expecting it or paying attention. reading in third grade. Popcorn Eric. Passing. Dude, when you weren't expecting it or paying attention. Yeah. I saw somebody say like, TikTok and the way people talk and make videos on the app is the way that kids sounded when they were popcorn reading in elementary school, where the cadence doesn't match what's being said. So it's just sort of like this up and down fluctuation.

It's like, it's pretty good. Oh, you mean like the U-Review section? Yeah. Oh, I'm so excited. Yes, because that's how people like you. I'm so excited for the U-Review today. It's a really good one. But we've never done a proper Chick-fil-A episode

on this show or as Face Jam. It's true. There was nothing limited time for when we were face jam for us to do. But Gracie brought in a fuck ton of breakfast once. Yes, we had that breakfast. That breakfast episode was pretty good. Yeah. And I mean, I don't give a shit about the episode, but the food was good. Yeah, that's what I meant.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. I probably sucked. Yeah, I think I didn't mean to confuse you. Yeah. In terms of episode, I meant like what we were doing and what we did was eat the food. That's what was good. Yeah, he was probably getting political again, ruining it. And the nation's in crisis.

Our nation's in crisis. Will be if you keep saying that. Just close your eyes and ears and it's fine. Our nation of four is about to be split right down, right down three quarters of it. Whoa. Sorry, Nick. Is is Chick-fil-A a place you guys go to no often at all? No, not really There's not enough of them near there there aren't and it's always a drive and it's a wait and it's a whole to do

Mm-hmm, and I don't think it's ever worth it especially I Got into the habit of not eating it because of all the political stuff with them. Mm-hmm. What feels like 10 years ago at this point and it was just like, I'll just stop going to Chick-fil-A. Yeah. And it wasn't something I meant to keep doing. It just like once it fell off my radar, it didn't need to come back on. I'll go to the Raising Canes that's next door and be like, Yeah! Eh, I don't want Chick-fil-A. I want Raising Canes.

Now the Raising Canes next door. Go ahead. What did that used to be? A pizza! Okay. Oh, raising canes. Now the raising canes next door. Go ahead. What did that used to be?

A pizza. OK. I found in the last several years, any time, Chick-fil-A is a real situational thing for me. Like if I'm near somewhere, it's like I'm leaving an event. Right? There's like a kid's birthday party or something. Or it's like I was out doing something dumb in Austin.

And it's like, oh shit, there's a Chick-fil-A down the block. Yeah, I haven't had that in a while. And it's always fucking Sunday. There's a chick-fil-a down the block. Yeah, I haven't had that in a while and it's always fucking Sunday That's like I never go there anyway, and if it ever comes up It's always on Sunday. That is how it goes like the strongest the craving for it is always strongest on I just convenient that it's there and then inconvenient that it's not open. Yeah, so I don't go I used to go to chick-fil-a there was was one by the old Roosterteeth office down south. So I would go there semi-regularly. And it was a cold day because I was wearing a coat

that I had from H&M. Rare. It was here. I said rare. Oh, rare. I thought you said rare. No, no, no. Being cold to wear a coat. Yeah. So I was wearing this coat from H&M. I'm inside and I'm ordering food.

And the person working there is like, whoa, cool coat. Where did you get that? I said, I think it's from H&M. And he goes, oh, that's a bummer. I don't like supporting companies that use exploitative labor, which is a legitimate thing to say. A little ironic at the Chick-fil-A. Very, very weird to be like,

my hard line stance is this thing. I have a hard line stance and I work at Chick-fil-A. Yeah, it's like the community joke where it's like, I could excuse racism, but I draw the line of animal cruelty. You could excuse racism. It does feel like that controversy was like 10 years ago, and I think it was pretty ongoing. And I think a lot of people sort of like fell off Chick-fil-A and everything but it's what Michael was saying. It's so inconvenient to get to. It's so inconvenient to wait in that line. You get situation. We're like the drive throughs always a fuck. Yeah, it's like it standing outside with their fucking neck strap tablets.

This one was really... And, and because I never go there, I'm, I don't, when I do go, I haven't made it to the fucking menu yet. Yeah. And they're like, what do you want? I'm like, what do you fucking sell? The menu's 40 feet up there. I didn't think you'd be running at me six cars back.

I'm not ready yet. This one's weird, especially because they did an anti-Sonic where you can't go inside of it. No, that's what Sonic is. I saw that. Team members only. Sonic Burger, you can't. It's clearly big enough so that you could have at one point.

No, it was just like Sonic Burger. I thought that was strange. I thought that was strange. You can't go inside. Yeah. I think it's weird, too. So it's just like walk-up windows now. Like Sonic.

There's no walk-up windows in Sonic. Like one of the ways you can order at Sonic. Yeah. But also, you can go inside. Oh, there's no walk-up, they should have... You gotta get your shit together. They should walk up, they should have, they should let me walk up to the Sonic Burger.

Who goes to Sonic and goes to the drive-through and not the stall? I see it all the time. Who gets out and goes in the middle and orders at that little menu in the middle? Maniacs, dude. But I'm just like, I don't know if every, yeah, maniacs. I don't know if every Sonic does also have a drive-through

Maybe some don't and they just have to drive in mm-hmm, but if I got the option. I'm gonna post up Yeah, absolutely let me take a look at this big It's fun. We get you can chill you can chill for a second talk about that menu power. I push the button right I'll do it when I'm right. I scan my own credit card. Yeah, I don't need you I here's what all your food, and they go back in you're like Oh fuck ever got something. Yeah I'm a honey mustard. I mean I'll stir. I'll be nester and I was getting honey mustard. Oh now I would get humming nester That's nice. That's very good. Uh

That's nice. That is nice. Thanks. I think that weird. I think chick-fil-a Hey man, I got a four-night turn I think that word I think chick-fil-a I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I the road trip itself was fine and the content was fine But like that could have never happened. Yeah, we have gotten so much more out of that road trip just talking about it There's so many things happen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was like a lifetime. It was forever, man Yeah, people are like how long did it take to get there five days? Wow, it's a one one day drive. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucking know, dude. I think it-

Let's get out, stop, crush four beers. Yeah. And then get the fuck back in the car. Yeah. And you're just going, ugh, in the back. Don't worry, it's only 19%. We're almost there. And you're like, Nick's gray, you guys.

We gotta do something. Turning gray. I was hungry. Yeah, I was hungry. I've become- a dude turning gray. I was hungry. Yeah, I was hungry. I've become gray. You were going ET. Oh my God. It was turning.

I was trying to eat. I had a death. Fuck, dude. Put the mask on. I don't want to look at him. It was chicken, peanut butter, jelly sandwiches. Get out of here. It was right after, like sandwiches to get out of here. It was right after like, COVID was still going strong.

It felt like the wrong time to be doing it, but we wanted to go so bad. Dude, I think it was the first time I was on a plane post-COVID. Oh, big time. And also, not really post-COVID, just during COVID. Since we were allowed to do things. It was post lockdown. Yes. Yeah. It, no. Just during COVID. Since we were allowed to do things. It was post-lockdown. Yes. Yeah.

It was like... It was still 2020, right? Yeah. 2021. 21. Like October 21. Yeah. Oh, God.

Yeah. Crazy, right? Yeah. That whole stretch of like years... It's gone. It's a soup. Yeah. I just know they occurred, but I don't know in what order.

Yeah, exactly. Uh-huh. And that's why we're going on another road trip. And Nick thought he was back there when he tried to get out of the picture today. That's true. I was going to old school. I was going to old school.

What, episode two? You mean the first 3% of the show? That's been going for five years where you're not in the picture? What the fuck are you talking about? Crazy. Oh, you know what used to be there? Me not standing there.

Yeah. Crazy. Oh, you know what used to be there? Me not standing there. One thing I wanted to say about the Chick-fil-A, like the boycott and the personal boycotts that people do and stuff like that. It reminds me a lot of in 2007 when Iran had that election. Yeah. And there are a lot of questions about like its legitimacy how free and fair was it and there was like a Twitter Activist kind of thing going on where you would change your profile picture Oh, yeah that tint of green and then when nothing really happened as a result of it

People had to kind of either shamelessly or sheepishly Turn their profile picture back except one person one hero amongst us Jonathan Colton Never changed his really about picture back. It is to this day. I'm sure it's still green Whoa, that's somebody asked her about it like ten years later. It was like why haven't you changed your profile picture back? He's like because Iran hasn't changed. It's like he's holding out. That's awesome. That's that's the guy who means it. Yeah, he means. Well, that's like Pete with the sticker on his car. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, you never know. Hey, come back around again. He will. I can't believe

that Beto hasn't reared his ugly head as we get closer to election season. How? How is he not shown back up because he's going to swoop in at the last second and win the whole thing. He's going to kick flip over Joe Biden, Joe Biden, he's going to land it. It's all going to be corny. He's going to be like, and for that reason, I'm bowing out.

No, I think he should. And then, and then he turns into dust and he kickflips. Yeah, he should kickflip through him. Yeah. Hey, hey, Jack, I don't feel so good. And then. What's this malarkey? You mean Robert? It's Topher Grace.

Right. His name is Christopher. What? His name is. News to Nick. His name is Christopher. His name is... News to Nick. His name is Christopher. He just chooses to go by Topher. You know how people... Hey, you could be like everyone else to shorten the first part.

Topher Grace probably because she's an actor. And they're like, it's different. I think you should just go by Top. Right in the middle. Whoa. Top Grace? That's awesome. That's kind of where the joke for... There's a character in Camp Camp, her name is Arad. Uh-huh, never heard of it.

She goes by, she goes by Arad because her name is Meredith, and she just like shorten it to the middle part of her name. Oh, that's funny. Oh, that's good, I didn't know that. Yeah. I'm gonna start going by, I'm gonna call my ick.

Yeah. It's just in the middle. I like that. Literally, it's also literally the joke in the episode. Yeah. Where Nicky goes, oh I'm gonna go by the middle of my name. Ick. I wish I'd seen the show. You could write for the show, honestly. I wish I'd seen it. I think anyone could write for that show. Anyway. Cause it was such bad writing, is that what you're saying?

No, I just think I- Anyone could write for it. No, I think that, I think it's wide open. That is crazy. Honestly, I agree with that statement. Yeah I just think it's I think it's right for anyone to do something with it I feel like sometimes I felt like I wasn't writing for it. Yeah, it ended up somewhere. Yeah in the show, oh Here's this one line hang on what if it's six paragraphs How do you feel about that? Oh interesting. What if I do some ad libbing? What if I do some line reading just mixed in a little bit?

Yeah. I'll say what's written. At the end. At the end. It'll be at the end. Or it'll be in the middle. And you kind of can't cut around it. Oh, we've got to find it.

This is a real top situation. Yeah, exactly. Where is this line? Getting messages from Cole's like, the script and the audio do not match up. No, it's in there, precisely. It's in there. Poor Cole.

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Go do it, what a deal. Before we get to the facts and everything, how do you guys feel about Chick-fil-A sauce? Hang on, let's slow this down. Yeah, yeah. Before we get to the thing, before we get to the facts. Yeah, How do you guys feel about chick-fil-a sauce? Hang on Let's slow this down. Yeah. Yeah before we get to the thing before we get to the fact Yeah, what else you guys think about chick-fil-a sauce? I don't care really That you said and whoa your area. He has not crazy his medication today Dude, he did he was really

And I know I know you heard cuz you took two steps away from them And I was like soon as he got out of the car Eric started power walking I was gone because he immediately the 19th thing Nick was like that used to be over there and And he walked into a chair And it was one of those chairs like cemented to the ground right right so it did not but Yeah, he was like, that used to be a thud. Oh. Oh. We were in line. I'm trying to read. He was in line, waiting until he was next, got out of line. Scared the QR code. I'm trying to read the menu. Doesn't work. Doesn't work. Doesn't work. To see

if the food is there. And then while he's doing that, there's a guy asking him for money. Yeah. Oh my fucking God. So I'm waiting in line and I'm looking to see if the stuff's on the menu. I'm just like going down everything, everything, everything. And I'm just like, fuck, I don't see it, whatever. And then I hear Nick. He's like, I whispered. He did not whisper. It was, it was regular CP King volume. He turned his head to me. Instead of, instead of like this, it was...

Yeah. He turned his eyes yeah kept his face pointed right at that's Eric yeah and then and then he went Texas Pete and Jordan went not now he curved his words wanted style feel when the distance is intentional Intentional two steps. I just felt it didn't stop him Was after you didn't feel it after that's why you know You're just bad what else is new After subway, I don't trust anything anywhere we go. It was just the worst.

Scarred for life. Oh my God. Fucking space cadets, man. Chick-fil-A sauce was the thing when I first like discovered it and tried it for the first time. I was like, whoa, this is amazing. Got to get it all the time. And then not even from like overeating it or getting it all

the time, it was just one day. It was like, this kind of sucks. Mm. I hate any place that goes so and so sauce. Cool. What is it? Right? Can you tell me anything? Oh, you want the chicken filet sauce? What the fuck is it?

Right. Tell me what it is. That's why I never got it. It was like, I need more information. It's like a sweet and sour type deal. I think it's like a honey mustard barbecue. It's a what? Honey Nuss-turd barbecue. Yeah, definitely like a mayo thing.

I really like it. It's all of those things? Yeah, it's like a mix of like a bunch of different stuff. I really like it. And then they sold it in stores. He said swirl and did a swirl. Yeah. I imagine that was worth it.

He went, swirl. Now that I'm seeing you do it, very funny. Yeah. The way you were talking about it, where you're just like, oh, I'm over this, like, oh, not from over eating it. I bought a bottle of it and immediately it became unspecial. I finished the bottle and I went, I'm good now. Yeah, I love chick-fil-a sauce.

And then after I could have it on everything, I just went and I think I'm done with it. You know, I had that in the reverse with Taco Bell Fire Sauce. Oh, yeah. I bought that. I have it at my at my house put it on every yeah, I put it on Anything yeah, like I'll dip burgers in it. Yes. Love it's right about fire. So I think that we're not it's good That makes sense because that sauce is like a little it's not as thick. Yeah, no like it's thin Yeah, yeah, it's kind of watery but like just enough flavor and like the chick-fil-a sauce is viscous. Yeah With flavor, yeah, it's like a jelly. Yeah way easy to get up my mom

Like bottles of Taco Bell fire sauce and she just goes through them like just they're good, man It's crazy and because of that too and most sauces are a little globular like ketchup or whatever I'll forget every now and then and and I'll tip the fire sauce like, oh, that's half the bottle. It fucking flies out. That shit flies, it's like pouring water. Oh boy. It comes out.

They want you to have it, and I have it. Hey, do you guys wanna learn about Chick-fil-A? Yeah, but just so you know, I just glanced down for a second and saw groin, legs, thighs written in the facts section. Well, don't worry about it not worried i just went oh are we talking about food or people i don't can i get a bucket of chicken groins the best part thighs on the side are you ready yep i'm ready to learn, baby. Hit the music. The capital A in Chick-fil-A is capitalized on purpose, bitch.

It's meant to symbolize top quality or grade A chicken used for its menu items. Fact taken from the seven fun facts about the Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich section of the Chick-fil-A website. I feel like if you had to explain it it's not doing did you know that pulling its way like as many times as we talked about chick-fil-a been a chick-fil-a like no I just thought it was because chicken fillet yes yeah lay yeah and it's so so maybe it's not so it's just like hey we put an a yeah instead of the word fillet yeah and maybe it's not doing ease why they did

that and then they came up with this nonsense later yeah also I feel like their logo the styling of writing out Chick-fil-A. I think it's ugly. Oh, I agree. I've always hated it even when I was a kid. It didn't make me want to eat there. But they're from the south like the people who like made this thing and everything. I mean their chicken head's not bad for the sea. I don't care for the rest of it. Yeah, that's okay. He's having fun. It's pretty cute. Look at him. Look at that chicken. He's just playing. I can't wait to eat his groin. I gotta find out about this groin.

Opened in 1946 in Haightville, Georgia, Chick-fil-A's original concept was hamburgers and steaks in a sit-down diner called Dwarf House. What the fuck? You can't sell that stuff. Although changed to Chick-fil-a in 1967 That's 21 years. Yeah, there are still five dwarf house away in Georgia, dude Close those or build two more make it seven dwarf. No wait. No, no close these This is not a place for jokes. That's right. That's right close down dwarf house if

You go if you search dwarf house, dwarf houses, if you search dwarf house on Google, whatever you find the Shire chick fil a website, chick fil a websites like check out dwarf house here are dwarf house locations. And here's what we're serving at dwarf house. Fucking crazy. Never heard of it. Never didn't know anything about it. I don't have signal Why why are you still not on the Wi-Fi? Well? I put it on my laptop, but I don't know we were here already Didn't you save it? I don't think I can

Be honest crazy I immediately got in here, and I was like I gotta keep my finger on the pole so My targeted in my life ads I got in here, and I had to maybe there was a new cat shirt I had to buy Those are good looking swim. Dude. Here's the thing. I fucking got a hat like yesterday that I forgot I ordered with that order I was so excited and it sucks It's like it's kind of like the hat you're wearing where it's you're like big in the front But it's like dented from being folded. Oh, yeah, and I can't undent it and I'm like if I don't undent this I will never wear this. I don't like molded or it and I'm like if I don't undent this I will never wear this I I don't like mold it or something. I need like a I need like a mannequin head Get it wet and like you do just hold that might be it because I don't like them being all big in general

But it's like all right Welcome to our podcast called hat talk because I've got I don't get me started I'm so particular go for hats. don't get me started talking about beanies They better not float off my head I want them tight and round Oh is that right? Not floating and fucking plopped up, hate it My favorite baseball team

Unfortunately is the Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim Contempt for the city The owner has such contempt for ANI. And for their 50th anniversary, they had this awesome hat. It hearkened back to like kind of their old colors. And it had the, show.

Yeah. It had, it had, it had the angels A logo and the halo was gold. Oh cool. And the top was this cool navy and it had just like a special seal on the side. I'm looking for this hat everywhere. And the only place I could get it was eBay

and it's a fitted hat that was like half a size, like maybe too big. I bit the bullet, I bought it, and then I started looking up, how do I make this, how do I shrink this so it fits my head? Here's the trick you get it wet uh-huh you soak it. It's sopping wet you put it on a Cooking sheet you put it in the oven What cook your head yep your hat cook and then don't put it too hot you don't want it to catch on fire 400

50 Honestly 51 broiler setting okay And then don't put it too hot. You don't want it to catch on fire. 400? 450. Honestly. 451. Broiler setting. Okay. Broil it a little bit. Okay. Broil your hat. Takes a couple centimeters out of that.

Did it really? Keep doing it until it fits just right. Hat fits me now. No way, really? I'm gonna cook my hat. I gotta buy big hats. I'm gonna try to cook my hat. I'm gonna burn my house down. What are you doing? I'm trying gonna cook my hat. I gotta buy big hats. I'm gonna try to cook my hat It's a cool cat hat and I wanted to look cool and not dumb it looks dumb dude. Yeah, the designs awesome

I got it like this hat socks. Yeah, damn you. That's a bummer I'm super this like the high top front or whatever is like my preferred style of that. Mm-hmm I really like classic baseball cap Mm-hmm real small. Yeah, Nick's got it going on. Yeah, nice. That's for bill ready to bend the shit out of it. Yeah I'm just shark bite Shark bite dude. Did you got a shark? did you see there was a comment on one of the videos posted on Instagram and it was like It was like has Michael talked about like his hat. Is that just the style or like and it was like, it was like, has Michael talked about like his hat?

Is that just the style or like? And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? It was pretty clear about it. And I replied to them, I shark bit my hat. I just, the post is days old. I just, I replied yesterday. I saw it yesterday and I just went, I shark bit my hat. I don't have to tell you, shark bit my hat All righty, let's get back to the fact

That concludes hat talk okay the for now the founder of Chick-fil-a Dan Cathy were 24-7 restaurants and saw the importance of time off which is why all Chick-fil-a locations are closed on Sunday Why quote to rest and worship if they choose. Wow, that's so Christ-like of them. So forward-thinking and considerate to the human side of the workforce. We're really impressed at Chick-fil-A's following Christ vision of helping your fellow man in a time of need. On to the next fact! How very, how very tolerant and accepting.

I absolutely agree. I think, I think being so considerate to your fellow man is really important. That's cool. That was the last fact. Yeah. And what's the next one? Oh, there's one. Oh, okay. There's one more. A $4.4 million class action lawsuit against Chick-fil-A claiming that they raised delivery fees 30% after an order was placed and could not be canceled, leading to out of work people over drawing their accounts.

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God. You stupid fucks. Was that the wow. Was that on their website? They raise. Yeah. Was that also a fun fact? So so they would they would have you on back number four.

Yeah. They would hook you with like these delivery fees and everything and then they would jack them up and this was during the pandemic. Wow. And so it would overdraw people's accounts and they're just like, what the fuck is going on? So they got sued for $4.4 million. This happened like a month ago.

That this all was like going down, going down, going down. There's a huge class action lawsuit and you can get in on it and you can get $29 I think. Yeah. So you can buy a hat that's too big for that. Whoa, it did set your house on fire. Yeah. And then you can sue the hat company.

You can't sue us. No, no, no. We're not. You can't sue me. That's right. It wasn't my idea to cook that. It was just my idea to follow your idea. Yeah.

And Christ teachings. He's looking worried over there. What's going on? No, no. Just checking. Okay. He was looking stoic. Yeah, and Christy he's looking worried over there. What's going on? Okay, he was looking stoic. He was staring at his phone like a place that just was there is now something else and he hadn't mentioned it Everything's fine. Yeah, and everything's the same as it was just like staring at this and I forgot one I Forgot to mention one Eric's gonna be so mad at me. I forgot to point out something is something else No, I was gonna wake up in the light. I used to mention one, Eric's gonna be so mad at me. I forgot to point out something is something else now.

He's gonna wake up in the middle of the night, I used to be a Wendy's. He also mentioned the Taco Bell Cantina that's not there anymore that we went to. I'm so glad it's not there anymore. I'm glad Taco Bell Cantina's fucking gone. Get fucked. Stop clapping.

You're always clapping for yourself. I don't understand it. I thought he was clapping for us. No, every now and then, it's just like we have a moment of silence. Like I'm taking a breath and he claps. It makes no sense. Hold on. Let's just... He's gonna clap again. Let's just take a moment and take a deep breath.

Okay. All right, last fact. Here we go. You woke him up a Jacksonville woman is suing chick-fil-a another lawsuit after she spilled scalding hot soup quote all over her abdomen groin legs thighs and name it Wait, is that the exact quote? That's the quote No, my name it name what? What's her name?

The attorney representing this woman is also representing the family of a South Florida girl who got burnt by a McDonald's chicken nugget. Oh no, not a nugget. What is going on in Florida where all the food is too hot? Blow on it once. They're trying to burn books, not you. You're not books, You're subhumans. That's a typo. You meant to say subway humans.

Big time subway humans. Look, spilling the soup, spilling the soup is a thing that I get. That's like the name it. It's the hot coffee thing. I get that. Whatever name it. Getting burned by a McDonald's chicken nugget. How did that happen? In my life, they've never been hot enough. That's not hot enough when they put it in the box. Uh-uh.

No. At all. What happened? Was it out my fingers, or I dropped it on the fleshy part of my leg? My name it? I also like that this is where the fucking, this is where groin legs and thighs. Yeah, that's what it was It turns out it was human and name it yeah, I didn't see name it coming

I like to buy the the 20 piece box. Yeah, I'll get some dish of my name in there I go into a room. I turn off the lights. Is that a scene in American Heart? I get it. I ask for five sweet and sour sauce packets. I lube up and I just fire my name right into the box. It's hot! But the sweet and sour keeps it cool. ah

But the sweet and sour keeps it cool is it is it cool cold or cold cold It's it's cool hot It's cool and sour What are you doing in there? Nothing! Nothing! Why does it always smell like McDonald's chicken nuggets in this fucking room? If the quote was correct, it would have been abdomen, groin, legs, thighs, you name it. Yeah, but that's not what it says. But even then, you name it, what else? Yeah.

What? And name it. Yeah, and name it. Yeah. And name it. Yeah. And name it. Yeah.

And name it. Florida, man. Who doesn't like hot soup on a cold day? Ain't no cold days in Florida. Nobody's wearing H&M coats there. Oh, she said that when she was trying to get the soup out of the bag, she was actually reaching for a napkin and the soup just spilled on its own. Whoa, it's becoming self aware. The story is like so like there's like so many like layers. It was, it was, she ordered these chicken nuggets

and the chicken nuggets were too greasy. So she reached back in the bag to grab a napkin but the napkin was underneath the soup. And then the soup spilled when she grabbed the napkin. I didn't know Chick-fil-A had soup. Me neither, but you can get it all over your name it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Before we get to the press material is there anything about that's a corker yeah chick-fil-a restaurant experience we want to go over that we haven't talked

about yet I mean their chickens pretty good I just I just mean us oh when we went oh don't feed the birds. Oh yeah. There were some hateful signs up there. I immediately think of grackles. Yeah. Anti-grackle legislation. There's a picture of a pigeon on it. But you know what they meant.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There was also a pigeon walking around. I really wanted to feed it. Yeah. Well, the pigeon was a paid actor, so the sign would look more real. Yeah.

Because, you know. Right, because birds aren't real. Birds aren't real. If they put a picture of the grackle, you know, people would be outraged. And they're like, we mean grackles. But we'll just say any bird, even when we only mean one bird. Yeah.

But then we'll hire this bird so that the sign looks accurate. Smart. It all worked out. And I took a picture of Jordan looking upset next to the sign. It was not happening. I think you were angry in line. It's while you were getting shook down by that guy. Oh, that's right. It was after you were angry in line, then you left the line for no reason.

And then I think, no, it was before I handed you my phone because I took the picture with my phone. That's right. You were figuring that the QR code doesn't work. QR code doesn't work. And I was like, hang on, stop squawking like a bird. I'm not allowed to feed you. Feed me, feed me. And then I took a picture of Jordan. And then you didn't turn around, but it was Nick that kept asking you for money.

He just wants some. Just a little bit. There were a lot of people at the Chick-fil-A. Like it wasn't jam packed, but it is Tuesday at 11, like 11, 10.30 a.m. Yeah, we were there early to be going to Chick-fil-A and a lot of people were still there and in the drive through.

There was. And all the parking spots were taken. Yeah, it's true. I was told there was parking, but there wasn't. Except that one handicap. Well, no, first you were told there was a parking lot, which you denied because you drove past it. Right.

Then by the time you looped around and found it, because you didn't run people over, all the spaces were taken except the handicap. And I said to Nick, quick, let me break your legs. And he passed on that. And he wouldn't let us do that. He wouldn't let us do it. So he had to park on the street like idiots. He was being a baby. Yeah. Had to pay for parking. Yeah. But then use that sick park ATX app. That's right. And Nick just goes, what's that? How do you use that? How much does it cost? Are you downloading it now? He doesn't go downtown very often. That makes sense. I, you know when I downloaded it? When I got a one-wheel. Yeah. There you go. Absolutely. Because I drive. Yeah, exactly. I drive downtown and they go, weee.

Yeah, I didn't think that the Chick-fil-A was much of anything. It was... There were three lanes, I think, for that drive through. Hey, stay in yours. There were three lanes, I think, for that drive through, but fuck, that was like the smallest drive through in the world. Like that just made like, it just made like a little U-turn.

Oh, and while we were farting around, a truck came by. I can't remember what was on the side of it. Tasty cakes. No, something was on the side of it, and I looked at No. Something was on the side of it and I looked at it. It was bread. It was bread. Disgusting that he even remembers. I only noticed it because it was the bread I usually buy.

Right, yeah. Honey, something, bread. Again, I buy it and I still don't remember. And I thought to myself, like the same person, oh, that's the bread I get. Didn't yell it out loud. Said nothing about it but then the truck kept driving and

The back the back of the truck at a different ad and Nick just started going tasty cake tasty cake Because it just said tasty cake on the back and he's like, oh that's a food That's when Eric took notice of the truck if you want to experience nature bread That's when Eric took notice of the drug. If you want to experience. I think it was like nature bread. Nature's. Nature's own. Something.

Yeah. If you want to experience. And I kept it in my inside thoughts. Yeah. Right. If you want to experience what Michael's talking about, check out the ride along. Dude.

Dude. It's 15 minutes of that. It's fucking crazy. I don't know if Nick became. Nick either became emboldened to continue or he's thinking he's being a little facetious like poke poke needle needle. I think it's both. I'm going to point out everything.

Either way we have a poll going in the comments of that right along. Swirl. So let us know what you think. Jesus Christ. All right. Teach us about the food. All right, teach us about the food. All right, the Chick-fil-A maple pepper bacon sandwich. A lemon herb, marinated boneless breast of chicken,

grilled for a tender and juicy backyard smoky taste, served on a toasted maple flavored brioche bun with pepper jack cheese, green leaf lettuce, bacon tossed in brown sugar and black pepper blend, and sweet and spicy pickles. Available at select locations for a limited time while supplies last. Um, that's where the maple was? Yeah, apparent case. I didn't get it at all. I thought it was on Da Bacon.

Yeah. Nick was pissed about the pickles. He just kept going, what are these fucking sweet pickles? Who the fuck uses sweet pickles? He actually did. That's exactly going fucking sweet pickles. Yeah, fuck use a sweet. He actually did that's exactly how What a fuck? Carried over the rage. Yeah subway. Yeah. Yeah, although like not nearly as justified No, especially because when you were ordering it on my phone, yeah had the app

I went hey just like anything gross on there? Meaning mostly tomatoes or mayonnaise. Yes, yeah. Tomatoes I can take off, mayonnaise can't be taken off. Ruins it. And so you ran down the list of things and I went, cool, nothing gross. And you specifically said that they were like sweet pickles or whatever the fuck pickles.

Didn't bat an eye, said nothing. Couldn't we got here and he's like, what the fuck? Sweet pickles? what the fuck? What the fuck I'm like, I mean he Said that you are What What? The fuck kind of maple brioche bullshit. Yeah. Also was it toasted? No, no the button. No At all. It was no it was definitely not enough where I would think or call it toasted

I mean, I still got most of mine if you want to like investigate it. I mean I'll poke at it No, I don't know. We know we examine it. I don't think we need Autopsy he doesn't want to I think yeah all the more reason to hey, by the way How does camera work out last week that you bought for more than $150? It's good. Is it good? Yeah, okay? That's cool. Didn't turn off or like no no no no no. It's good. Was it good? Yeah. Okay, that's cool. Didn't turn off or like explode or burn itself? No, no, no. It just, it records in like chunks, like 4 gig chunks, which is very weird.

I feel like that's probably a setting. Yeah. No, it's not. It's the type of, it's to avoid a tax issue. Yeah, I had to read all about it. It's very weird. We're getting taxed for the camera? Not us.

Panasonic. Wow. I know. Wow. Why the fuck did Did you buy that one close these loopholes flip? Well, I tried to buy the one 450 wouldn't let me flip it. Let's see the whole the bun. It's toasted It is you show the camera. I Mean I feel like that could have been painted because it doesn't like when they when they paint grill marks on it. Yeah Yeah, oh it smells it looks like maple dude. It's I mean come on. This thing is not it now Yeah, I mean I understand they attempted to yeah It's god does smell if I were to describe it I would describe it took like two bites of the same I did I had enough this is soggy if

Ever there was something that was soggy it's's this. This is soggy for sure. It looks like theme park food. Kinda, yeah. Yeah. When you took that top bun off, it was like being at Universal Studios Adventure. And we did pay to get in. This is something I'd pay $25 for at Disneyland.

Yeah, pretty much. Whack. How whack? Watch out, soup. Watch out, Named it! Named it! My name it! I'm sorry. We had to cut off the name it.

We had to cut off what? We had to remove his name it. Name it. Name it. Some people do name it. Yeah, it's true. Alright, hey! Press material.

Press material. Quote, All right, hey press material quote We are always looking for ways to make unique twists to our entree selection and the maple pepper bacon sandwich is a delicious spin On the chick-fil-a flavors our guests with a capital G Know and love it is a delicious blend of sweet savory and spicy Offering an entire entirely different flavor profile than any other sandwich we've launched, that's for sure. We have several new and exciting offerings in the pipeline and look forward to continuing to surprise our guests with a capital G with bold new tastes in the future. Who said this? It's not attributed to anyone.

No, it is not attributed to anyone in this. It's part of their press release. The, did you feel like this was something that Chick-fil-A is taking a bold new flavor of et cetera, et cetera? They're taking a swing. That's kind of what I feel they went for. They're just like, let's just do something crazy. I feel like this is to move their grilled chicken. And on the app, you could replace it

with like the regular Chick-fil-A chicken. Can you get spicy? Oh, I don't know. I didn't see. Probably. I would think so. He doesn't have the app. How would he know?

Yeah. I can scan the QR code with my phone right now, but I don't think it's going to be good for me. Well, Michael's name is right on this. I know who ordered it. I'll check. I'll check. I'm not sure it would have been better,

but I would have liked that. I don't know. Like, I guess it would have been better, but I don't think any of like the. I don't know. Like, I guess it would have been better, but I don't think any of like the flavors would have been like, no, I wanted to make a huge difference. No, the the the don't read ahead. The problem with the grilled chicken is that it sucks. Yeah, their grilled chicken does suck. Their grilled

chicken is not their regular spicy crispy, bro. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you're going to Chick-fil-A. Get the thing that is the thing. That's what you get. Yeah, yeah. It's like, When you let your heart win.

We didn't get it. We didn't get it on this show. And my wife wanted Panda Express, so I got the spicy orange chicken. Yeah. Yeah. Because it kept not winning votes. How's that? It was good. It was spicy orange chicken. Yeah. Yeah, because it kept not winning votes It was good. It was spicy not okay. He knew it. He fucking told you it wasn't crazy

It wasn't Shit It like it's not crazy spicy, but it does have like more spice It's more flavor and everything and I thought like when you're talking about cheeseburgers should be the default, that's what their orange chicken should be. Their spicy, like hot orange chicken should be what their default orange chicken is. Just keep it. Everybody goes there for the orange chicken anyway.

Add more varieties of orange chicken. I think outside the box and get a different box, I get the Beijing beef. Oh, do you really? Looking for protein, I get the turkey. It's insane. They have turkey? Oh, sorry, the teriyaki, chicken teriyaki. I thought T in my brain said turkey. That's crazy. It's insane. They have turkey. I'm sorry the teriyaki chicken. I thought team my brain Chicken teriyaki is riddled with protein. Yes, sir

Crawling all over three three servings, which is a bigger plate. Yeah, so it's like a hundred grams of protein. Holy shit Yeah, it's like thirty five macros are going crazy. I know dude Wow But when I want flavor, I get the Beijing beef and it's it'll clear up my sinuses I get drippy when I eat it like Beijing beef that's that's a happy I had the spicy orange chicken it has like cut up like smaller not like pepper rings, but like Little like like longer chilies and I ate one of them and it was like ka-chow it was hot and then I ate that and it was too that's like that's

like yeah that's like Thai chili yeah yeah it was really good that should be their default but now we know what we think about Chick-fil-A and we want to hear the song the song oh yeah that's right we want to hear what you think in this segment called you review dude nailed it that's right. We want to hear what you think in this segment called You Review. Dude nailed it. That's pretty good. You should sing the national anthem. Rockets red glare. Who wants to take the first one? I'll do it. Okay. Have fun. Okay, this is from M.Y. Yep. They took my card in the drive through, said they will get me at the window,

and they did twice, double charged me. They will not answer the phone. They are closed on Sunday, so they can appear God people, which I actually am. Now I have to wait till Monday to report this to my bank. The bank's also closed on Sunday. Uh-huh, uh-huh. But keep going.

I had major surgery less than two weeks ago. Appreciate it. I will never, ever spend a dime in Chick-Fa-Lay again. Honestly, they spelled it totally different, but it still worked. Too many bosses. Too many bosses. A few hard workers thar get paid less than the brown nosers. FACT! What? What is it? What am I talking about? Let me wrap it all up. When you said, when you went back and corrected too many bosses, but but but the first time you're announcing it right too many boss Yeah, yeah too many bosses too. Oh too many boss. Yeah, I declare a

Few hard workers thar get paid less than the brown nosers. What does that mean? What does that mean? I don't know So what does that mean? So chick-fil-a they spelled? chici space chic fall a space le They spelled C-H-I-C space. Sheek Follet. F-A space L-E. What the fuck? L-E, yeah. Sheek Follet. Like if you're not gonna waste the time spelling it like they do, which is fair.

Who cares, right? Just write chick and then fillet. Yeah, right. Like the word fillet. I don't understand. I'm not sure M.Y. is picking up on the word play and the name of the restaurant. This person tried to spell it right.

Well, I guess. Well, Jordan, what you're not considering is they had major surgery less than two weeks ago. Oh. is like picking up on like this person play ride the spell it right I guess well Jordan what you're not considering is they Had major surgery less than two weeks ago. Oh was it on their brain? Yeah? Worm that yeah, our Didn't take fact. I'm already the next one because it's super short. Okay. Cool. This is a great one This is from Jonathan are okay? Jesse refused to add a pump of strawberry in my lemonade. Very rude.

Unsatisfied. Chicken sandwich. What? What? What? What? What? Just the last sentence, chicken sandwich.

Yeah. With sandwich capitalized. That's what I'm saying. You go to Yelp and you leave a review you gotta let him know what you got so everyone knows unsatisfied chicken it's like a chicken sandwich that didn't come yeah my chicken sandwich has been gooning all day his name it is primed And he just needed one pump Of strawberry. Yeah, very rude Oh, maybe maybe maybe lemonade was his name it Oh

Come on Jesse Come on in my name, that's what he named it put it in my lemonade I might name it. I put it in my lemonade. That's what he named it. Put it in my lemonade. Chicken sandwich. Chicken sandwich. Chicken sandwich is a safe word.

Chicken sandwich. Chicken sandwich. Unsatisfied. Dingle, dangle, dangle, dangle. Chicken sandwich. Just get a pump in my lemonade. Done. Done.

Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done.

Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. We're in our 30s. I fucking love that you reviewed. Alright, here's the last one.

Go for it, Michael. From Christine R. This place is horrible. They refuse to take more than one order per car. You can't make a split order, W, a friend of coworker and pay separate. Quote, it's one order per car. And if you place a mobile order, don't even bother choosing the drive-through pickup option because they won't help you. They tell you, you have to get out of line, go back around and get off and get it inside. I think the manager

and employees lack work ethic, get employees that can actually do the job instead of enabling them and not doing split orders and mobile orders because They either can't figure out how to do it or are just lazy This is the first chick-fil-a I ever experienced this at and the worst chick-fil-a spelled right I've been to the employees are so rude. I Love when they don't use any sort of punctuation. Oh boy. It's like a reddit post I love when they don't use any sort of punctuation. Oh boy, it's like a Reddit post. Can you imagine doing more than one order per car?

That has never crossed my mind. They're not doing it because of work ethic or that they're lazy. It's probably because it makes it easier and quicker for everyone. I've never thought about doing more than one. I have. I've never been in a situation where-

Really? Oh, I have and I've done it, but also if they said like no or make another one, I'd go, okay. Well, usually it's like I placed a mobile order and then when I get there, I wanted something else. Oh. And you can't add it.

Oh, okay, so you just have to do it there. So then I just go, I'll be like, oh, I'm picking up a mobile order and I'll say ahead of time too, because then they'll go, okay, go. I'm like, and then I just want to order something else and then that's a little okay that's that's completely different from like I'm driving there and it's like oh actually I want a cheeseburger yeah fuck instead of like going through a whole hoopla I

just go and can I get a cheeseburger yeah but also in most places now this I like I've done once or twice but only with like a drink or like an ice cream because you're insane if you do it with food There's some fucking people they get to the window like to pick up window because a lot back in the day Right fast food was like you pay at the first window and pick up at the second 99% of these places don't use that first Run ever ever anymore. They've eliminated the first they've eliminated it. It's shocking most are sealed up Yeah, okay But even back when you did, you know the second window has access to a register

or you can go there. I might have in the past gotten to my food order and went, oh, act like say McDonald's. Can I get like a small cone as well? Oh yeah. And then it's like, cool. It takes two seconds to make. That's feasible.

You pay for it. Fuckers will get up there and then order more food. Yeah. And it's like, you're at the end of the line. You're at the get the fuck out of the way section now. Why is everyone buying? You're starting your order four cars ago and made it while you were getting up here. Now at the end, you go, can I get a quarter pounder?

Fuck off. Go fuck yourself. Yep. But anyway, my favorite part of this is very different than this. Yeah, they won't help you. They tell you you have to get out of line go back around and get off Well, yeah, get off. They're working with Jonathan R. Who's just chicken sandwiching all over the place Right what you have to get around get off with Jesse then get inside. He will pump your lemonade with strawberry strawberry very rude chicken sandwich

fact With strawberry. With strawberry. Very rude chicken sandwich. Fact. They used the word chick-fil-a twice in the same sentence. Spelled wrong, spelled right. Spelled it lowercase c-h-i-c-k space f-i-l-a, which again, whatever. It's spelled stupid, that's fine. But then later went on to spell it fully correctly. In the same sentence. In the same sentence. Capital C-H- K dash F I L dash

capital a because the areas for quality nine words later and they nailed it. Yeah, I don't know. That feels like they copy and pasted it. But definitely bizarre. Not changing these. Sorry, Christine. Well, that's what everyone thinks about Chick-fil-A. but now we need to know what you guys think. We had the maple pepper bacon sandwich. We had it. Jordan had a couple bites. He had enough to know. What do you guys think about this? Jordan? Chick-fil-A should stick to what they do best and just make chicken sandwiches. Being people of God. Yeah. Right. Which I am!

Right. So they can appear God people. Fact. Listen, this is why you get paid less than the brown nosers. No! Bob Anandas was found guilty on all counts. Oh no!

Dude, nation in crisis. That's what I'm saying! I don't get it. Like, if they can go after him. Then what does that mean for still on and money and keeping bars of gold under yeah what are you what happens when they come for your bars or your bars of gold I thought I was gonna become Egypt's next gold hoarder damn Damn. Oh well.

Could not care less. Couldn't happen to a worse guy. Come on, man. Well, maybe it could. This thing sucked. It's way too much crap. It's on their inferior grilled chicken. The pickles, whatever. I didn't get any of the maple. Mm-hmm. The pickles, whatever.

I didn't get any of the maple. It smells weird. The bacon is probably the best part. It does smell weird. The bacon does the heavy lifting. I took a slice of the bacon just to eat by itself. I was like, oh, that's pretty good. So I recommend getting it with everything,

but get everything off except the bacon. Mm-hmm. So just go to Chick-fil-A and get the bacon. Get some bacon. Yeah. And then put it on a good sandwich. OK. So yeah, this percentage.

This thing sucks. It's getting a 38%. Wow. Michael, what do you think? Well, before I dive into this, I just wanted to say I went back and I navigated the app that I do own. Went to the limited time, right at the top,

maple pepper bacon sandwich. Very clearly and conveniently, under sandwich options, we've got maple pepper bacon sandwich with grilled filet, which is selected. Right under that, maple pepper bacon sandwich with chick filet, which is selected right under that maple pepper, maple pepper bacon sandwich with chick filet, filet. And then under that maple pepper bacon sandwich with spicy filet. And he did not select it right there. Right in front of us all. He scored right past it. That would have changed our life. That 38 would have been different. But an 83. It probably

would have been a 45. Yeah. Let's be real. But why would you do that? But so what do you think? I can't believe you did this to us. I rate your performance 15% on ordering the same. Wow. And what do you rate Chick-fil-A? I mean, is that right? The spicy fil-A is actually pretty good. I think it's better than Wendy's chicken sandwich.

OK. I don't think I do. But I don't think it's better than the pub as a whole Mm-hmm, obviously we could debate but if we're talking just spicy fillets, I think chick-fil-a is probably better, but we didn't get it So it doesn't matter The it was too sweet. God the sugar like yeah. Yeah with that brown sugar on the bacon I want sugar on my chicken sandwich. Yeah, like even if there's like a sweet sauce, there's like a sweet. This tasted like, oh, they put sugar on it.

And don't forget the fucking maple that's apparently in the bread. Yeah. That it was and the pickle. We already talked about that. The thing I had the least problem with. Yeah. But yes, the pickle was there. I'm not filled with as much hate as Jordan because I think we have to be tolerable.

I think we have to be tolerable. I think we have to be tolerant. Maybe unify. That's true. I apologize for my rhetoric. Yeah, Jordan's rhetoric about this chicken sandwich is insane. But it was fine. I give it a 60. Okay. 60%. That's a 49 average score. I honestly think it deserves to be lower. But clearly. But I didn't hate it that much. Yeah, I ate my whole sandwich

Well, that's the I keep forgetting what it's called maple Oh, yeah, that's right. You got a peach milkshake. Yeah How's that watch watch right along to watch Jordan drink a whole fucking milkshake drink it in 15 minutes god damn It was gonna melt otherwise you know um I Enjoyed it. I actually really like the peach milkshake yet seasonal so it only comes around like in the summertime and for some reason in some Summers they don't have it yeah, and I'm not going to chick-fil-a every fucking week anyway So I probably missed it a whole bunch over a bad peach summer or something. But uh, it's true. They weren't ripe. Yeah But yeah, I like it. I do recommend it. But now probably the only more than the sandwich

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