100% Eat - No One Got Robbed - Ride Along IHOP

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

Our Heroes are on their way back to the office after a successful(?) trip to IHOP. No one got robbed so Nick couldn't bob but we did eat a lot of cookie butter which is just as good for a screaming monkey. We had the waitress's favorite and she might have tried more, either way Eric lied to her and he's a content stealer. And he's a jay walker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You and the f***ing excuses today. It'sca. You and the excuses today is ridiculous. It's ridiculous. I'm just getting hit by a car. Dude, you're falling off like Wendy's. You told her your favorite was cookie butter. Dude, lying about cookie butter. Why did you lie to her? Fucking trying to get run over for like an insurance.

I'm so, I wanna get run over some parent. You know what's so scary about it? Attacking poor defens, lovable Nick for no reason again and again. It's all fucked up, man. What's scary is that he lied so effortlessly. I know, dude. Yeah.

Like I believed him. I believed him. I was on the same page with him until I wasn't. Excluding, you know, that if we know him. Oh, right. Uh-huh, no liar. The second he said, can't wait to try. Excluding you know that if we know him. Oh right Second to second he said can't wait to try

Freaking the fuck out. Did I slap it? Yeah, you slapped. Did I slap? Oh, you slapped. I did? Oh, I had no idea. I don't even remember what I was talking about outside, but Jordan and I were like, this guy's too much. It's like noon, and I feel like he had six cups of coffee.

I heard what you said, and I have. And we just were telling him to shut the hell up about the cookie butter. But waitress comes over, and she mentions the cookie butter, and Eric goes can't wait to Like oh my favorites You go can't wait to try it and I went yeah, we've been talking about After we all looked at the menu and we're like, this is like a lot Nick just went

It was dead quiet after we all looked at the menu and we're like, God, this is like a lot. And it just went, at least it's cookie butter. It's cookie butter. Gives a shit. One. And then it was quiet. Then we made fun of it. But it was dead silent in the restaurant. And Michael slammed.

Well, I slowly took the menu from you, opened it up, put it in front of you and then like punch the table to put a cookie butter. See, I wasn't that emphatic. It was. No, it was more. It was so fucking funny. It was more just your vibe overall. And then she came over, she's like, look at her, and you go, can't wait to try it.

Yeah. She looks such a fucking asshole. Like. Ow. I'll tell you this though, she was excited about everything she watched. Oh yeah. She really was.

She came over with the cookie butter shake by itself and walked up two tables away at least going, yeah! There we go! Oh! Did you hear? When she brought over all the French toasts, she said, this one's my favorite.

I haven't tried the other two. I sure did. That rocked. I thought that was like my favorite part. She did say this one's my favorite and I haven't tried the other two. Then came back later and said, actually I tried these two.

Yep. And I was like, did she just try one while she was gone? Yeah, I also Don't think she's a liar like Eric Needed more coffee and stuff and I just went you were right. That's the best one And then and then we got up and Eric said I like very well, yes the very one was the best And then we got up and Eric said I like the berry one. The berry one was the best! Nah, it was the worst. Crazy.

Then, to be fair, we were all kind of settling on your lies. And we're leaving. We're walking away. And Nick starts going on about the fucking cookie butter again! He should have put the milkshake on the shake. He starts going like, oh, shake on that! And you were like, can you fucking just leave now and get away from me We need to get out of and then he walked into traffic

That's excessive come on. That's excessive. I said you take a picture For snapchat like you always do I stood there to take a picture of your dumbass who kept was holding up his arms like C for chunky butt Okay, that is I'll be honest If you're gonna say, if you're gonna say he stepped in the traffic as he was standing in the parking lot and the car like slowed, you were going, see, for God's sake.

Right. There's no exaggeration on that part of the story. No, that's absolutely true. That's exactly how it happened. Hey, fuck, you get run over, idiot. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. He took the fuck out. Yeah! Ha ha ha ha! He's like, fuck off!

Ha ha ha ha! Nick's trying to start a dog pile. It's not working. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck him up, fuck him up, fuck him up. Why are you guys tackling me? He's wearing a sweater that his grandma made him in kindergarten, which is real nice, but it's huge and fluffy,

and there's Cookie Monster eyeballs on it. And actually Cookie Monster doing the same thing. It's like a small child. Metaphor, metaphor, metaphor, metaphor. Yeah, and then go, fuck you! Fuck you, asshole! Say the line, monkey! I'll get ya!

Oh, god. Fuck, dude. That was an eventful IHOP trip and we never even got raw. No! No, but let me tell you though. We would have been set if we had it. I'm not reviewing it and you know, this comes after. I got an omelet, it was fucking terrible.

Yeah, what? I was like, this sucks. It was just like brown and dry. Like everything was gray for no reason. They didn't saute my spinach at all. Hey, you know what though? You got your goddamn spinach at all. Hey, you know what though? You got your goddamn hash browns. Hey, you know what?

I ordered hash browns. I should get my fucking hash brown. It was probably her fault. Yeah, that was fucking funny. She did say it was probably my fault. No, no, I went back there and got it myself. It was, ah, Christ. Saying that it wasn't on him.

It wasn't. And then he said, and if it was on me, I would say it was on me. Listen, I'm the first to be, jump on the, it's me. It's grenade. Oh shit. There's not even a grenade. Jumping on nothing.

I guess there's a grenade if you pull the pin, look down and then jump on it. Nick threw their grenade and was like, I'll save you. Our lights went out even more. Oh. Well, yeah. Oh. Okay. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Delicious sauce and all the McDonald's flavors you love and wait you want me to help you get it rubble come on Compared to beef burgers on McDonald's current menu at participating restaurants in Canada There we go look take a minute to warm up. Hey look TV stand. Oh TV stand. Oh, yeah Hey, what happened to the country around the Eric the hero. Oh, that's right. Stolen content. Eric the content stealer.

He came in and finished it because he didn't want to fucking deal with it. I think both the table and the people. Listen, I had time. That's it. Content. We had time. Great. Stealer. I don't support this. I don't know if I have the right to stop. Or, or. I don't think it's right.

Or he's a content stealer. I am, that's both. What you can put on there is fucking liar. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Always liar. You can write polite to waitress. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's also Bungers Board material.

Yeah. What happened before we left was, which IHOP do you want to go to? Do you want to go to the one that was robbed or do you want to go to the one with the hot waiter? Right. And then it was a debate of back and forth how which one, which one, which one.

This was the start of him. This was for whatever reason, this set him off. Yep. What? Immediately. He doesn't even remember. Damn you, Gracie. So we land on-

What are we talking about? What's this? So we land on, let's go to the one where the robbery happened. Right, it's just closer. Nick starts laying out a scenario. What he is saying is a best case scenario for us to get- If we get robbed.

It's best case if you get robbed. To get robbed, but also we eat our fill first before they start to rob us. Well, that can happen while the food is there. It's either the fact that he's like, no, no, get it right. Get my- Get it right, otherwise he's gonna have

to fucking correct your ass again. Yeah. The car were like, Hey, fucking liar. I was like, I'm sorry for correcting you. And she just went, well, technically you did. Well, while you started getting feisty, he's like, oh, sorry for correcting you.

Yeah. I technically corrected no one. Nothing was corrected. Why are you calling him no one? That's all fucked up. Yeah. I mean, he said that at the time. We were just going like, oh wait. One day it's gonna land.

Because if we got robbed, what a day for the podcast. No, up. Yeah. I mean, he said that at the time. We were just going like, Oh, one day it's going to land. Because if we got robbed, what a day for the podcast. No, great. Yeah. Yeah. Talk about stolen content. So that's what we were saying. And then Nick was saying, yes, what a day for the podcast.

Plus we eat our fill. As long as we have our food. This is also before we went outside, you guys were talking about what you want to go to. I went, I'll be honest. I don't want to go either. I don't want to go either. Can we go there? And then I was, I was, I don't wanna go either. I don't wanna go either. Yeah, can we go to either?

And then I was, I was, I have no stradamus, it's socked. Yeah. And I was like, socks, dude. This fucking omelet is shit. Yeah. Oh, so we didn't get robbed. So that's good, right? The content's down. No, it's bad.

Oh, right, right. It's good for him. That's another content steal. What? The content was stolen by not getting robbed. Yeah, we didn't get anything stolen. Well, we were robbed. Oh, oh, my God. He gets it when we rolled up and we thought there was a dead gravel.

It's a glove. That was pretty special. And then Nick started screeching in the car. Right. He started and he sucked it back in Yeah, right as we were parking you were in the spot. It was fine. And then what did you say after we got out? Well, he screamed as a car went by and he said oh that scared me. I see what your problem is Uh-huh. So what you just said where you at? Well, you were already parking and so it's like not even a big deal Yeah, but you were in the spot. So, okay, so Okay, so he doesn't, it's both. This is so, you're in the same. So, he also corrected now.

I don't know. I'd like to point out the connective tissue also. He started to scream, cause it was like two grackles, but then they were alive. Yeah. So he sucked it back in and he went, oh, just two alive grackles.

And I said, whoa, he almost had to correct them. Maybe we could just, you know. If we didn't, yeah. We could have done it ourselves. Oh my god. Well, I imagine we didn't talk about any of this in the podcast, so this is all... Oh, don't worry. I'm sure we're getting to it and the hammering gets better. I don't care. Yeah. It's all part of our timelines.

We'll do it better on the second one. That's true, yeah. This is our warm-up, and for you guys, it's on the second. That's true, yeah. We're gonna nail the keys. This is the warmup. This is our warmup. And for you guys, it's like the behind the scenes rehearsal that you see after the fact. I'm not opposed to it, but we're really getting out of it.

Is this what you wanted to see here? Yeah. Oh no, it's a dead crackle. We didn't check under the glove though. Oh, I know. it could have been. I was going to throw a snag on him. That looked awesome. I think Nick pointed the camera at you. I did. It could be the thumbnail.

I'm just saying, it probably did. What's that? What? Jordan was looking and not talking. Gotcha.