100% Eat - No Wings Because of YOU! %% Buffalo Wild Wings Beer Cheese Cheesesteak and Chicken Parm

Episode Date: March 18, 2025

Our Heroes leave the vote up to you and you did this because of the poll on our Patreon. You're ridiculous but at least it wasn't Burger King. Anyway we get the Beer Cheese Cheesesteak and Chicken Parm at B Dubs which is so weird. No wings at all? Get on the phone in a public restroom and tell your friends this episode is a banger. You like pretzel bites? We had those. Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent. Also sponsored by Pretty Litter. Prettylitter.com/eat to save 20% off your first order. Terms and conditions apply. Grab a shirt hurry hurry https://100percenteat.store/ Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to 100% feet the show where Nick talks about feet every time he says he doesn't like them But he really does do you need feet you probably do I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan swears I didn't know we were doing that today. I'm not prepared look we got the feet sticker The feet tattoos 100% feet No, you put it you put a nap in front of that it's quite a feat That was like of The content of the ride along on the way back. Yeah.

That was like 0.1% of it. That was so minor on the ride along. That was so like. There's so many other things we talked about. I know, but we said we're not going to talk about it. So I went with the feet. There you go. I like it. I have to talk about it.

I'm sorry. You're the one that's like, we're talking about it here or there. You need to be very deliberate. Then immediately start talking about it. And then we won't talk. I was like, we won were talking about it here and there. You need to be very deliberate. Then immediately start talking about it. And then we went, won't I? I was like we won't talk about it on the show. And Jordan just starts and goes, no. I gotta talk about this. Um, well before we talk about- That's a funny bathroom story.

Before we talk about bathroom stories, the bathroom in question was at Buffalo Wild Wings where we ate the beard cheese, cheese stick and chicken parm sandwiches. Buffalo Wild Wings, no wings. No wings. Yeah, we went wingless this time. Yep. Which I think I'm okay with. We always get wings. Well.

Yeah, I'm winged out. We got so many wings. We went wingless because of them. Oh right, it was a poll. This was because of- It was a poll and it was one in a landslide Oh my god, it was crazy. It was like 60% or more and Nick still claims that he didn't vote. He did Oh, he voted for Burger King. We all know it. Well, that's where they put mayo

No, I don't know. I voted for my own account. Just cuz I wanted to see what the numbers were. Yeah Yeah, and it was a landslide. I mean, it's like a close. I threw it to Chipotle just to have it It was last I looked which I think was yesterday. It was like 62% Buffalo Wild Wings Second place was Burger King at 20% Yeah, I think and Burger King was just to like because it's a sloth right yeah, because that's that well we always put Burger King in there because haha don't make us go to Burger King If you want to make us go I'm not. Burger King didn't get a real 20%.

It got a fuck you 20%. Yeah. And then it was uh... I gotta, Sal put the spaghetti on your head. This poll has ended. Okay. 62%. Buffalo Wild Wings, Beer Cheese, Cheese Steak, and Parm Melt.

Second place. Burger King Steakhouse, Bacon Whopper, 20%. You fucking nailed it. It's like I looked at it. That's why. I retained information third place Chipotle honey chicken percent twelve percent and Finally chick-fil-a grills seven for C deluxe seven percent No one cared about the chick-fil-a no because that's easily the best Yeah, because that would have been the goodest uh-huh it would have been the goodest for sure also But also nobody wants to go. Well, that's fine. But you look at that poll from a like food

standpoint and you know, just on looks like looking at it, not eating it. The best is in reverse. You put those, which is why I'm surprised. Burger King didn't win. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's the swap. I'm sure Burger King would have been worse than I think. I think the thinking behind this one was sandwiches above the wild wings. That's how I felt about it. We gotta check this out I don't think I've ever heard for it over and over again. I don't think I've ever been there and gotten Sandwiches like who goes I'm not a crazy vote for That's a great question. I don't know

yet nice, uh, I Just I I couldn't imagine going there. It's like getting a hamburger at Buffalo Wild Wings Like what are you doing? Like it's this is they do one thing. That's it. That's yeah, and that one thing isn't great No fine. Uh-huh But yeah TVs right go to Buffalo Wild Wings for for wings beer and TVs. Yeah, and not necessarily in that order You're gonna wish you had more eyes. There are a lot of TVs the Richmond spiders were playing Yeah, we got a look at their shitty logo They didn't pull it off. Yep poor Richmond spiders turns out their basketball team is not that good

Yeah, at least not their men's is crazy because the rich is in the title that ah They're poor rich. Yep They're cash low, but spider rich Dude, I don't even think they're spider rich looking at that logo. Oh, sir. That'll be 5550 I don't take spiders? Reach into your pockets spiders Shit this guy goes to college here. Yeah, I am from Richmond We tip me a bunch of spiders Buffalo Wild Wings. We've been to a couple of times. We'll get to it in the fact section and everything

Is that a place you guys go to at all ever? No. Not like, not any- Especially because now- I've not been there in ages. Now the only one is way up north on Palmer, or wherever that was. Like everything else, they closed it in Austin. Buffalo Wild Wings was a- Thanks, Nick.

I would say, yeah, thank you. I frequented the most- You're welcome. Probably the first couple years I moved here. Yes. Cause it's a very like, cheap cheap go drink with a lot of people and you're in your mid to late twenties. If you are 20, if you're 25 or-

Cheap beer like happy hour, just get draft beer, eat slop food, eat boneless. You could go with 10 fucking people. There's usually like an outdoor section or something if you need it. It's just, it's in the low effort and I guess we'll just go there. Yeah. It's just like a place to congregate. Yeah. The uh...

Congre-eat. Okay, you could congregate. No! He laughed. He loves it. He loves it. His reaction belies his true intentions. It was funny, not hot. I laughed because it was funny, not because it was hot. I'm not turned on Buffalo sauce in his toes Or my horny I'm not horny or Mayo or whatever that zesty ranch was that that was Zesty Italian for spicy, but it was not that zesty Going back to the zesty spicy thing not spicy in any way. It was like what is this?

Yeah, you were like I think it's beer cheese and we're like no it's not no you guys then you dipped and you went Going back to the zesty spicy thing, not spicy in any way. I was like, what is this? You were like, I think it's beer cheese. And we're like, no, it's not. Then you dipped and you went, uh-uh. Heard it's good with fries though. We were dipped, so we dipped these cheese curds in this like zesty ranch or whatever. They tried it, we're like, oh man, that's like a lot.

And then Michael went, I wonder if it's good with fries. Nick, investigate, whatever, and Nick goes, I got it. And he goes, I'll find out. Yeah, and he dipped and he ate it, and then Michael went, I wonder if it's good with fries. Nick, investigate, whatever, and Nick goes, I got it. And he goes, I'll find out. Yeah, and he dipped and he ate it and then he went. It's good. It's better with fries. And then Michael like reached over, grabbed my thighs and he went.

I did it like, I was like, ah, I wonder if Nick will find out. I was like, I will. It is better. And I went. It was like so, check it out. It was so funny. It is better We got these sandwiches

We also got close call. Hey, did you know? I'm not sure if you're aware, but Buffalo Wild Wings has Go ahead everything pretzel knots. I heard it's not crazy. I I I Had heard uh-huh, but I also felt like it was pointed out to me It was funny in the way he did it because he did both ways which was so unnecessary We had the various we had the various menus price doesn't matter never matters We never we we never don't get something like oh We miss happy. It's like that's our job. Yeah, if they eat the food Oh, what do you get it? It's also not like you talk about difference of I think it was like four dollars

Maybe maybe I think it was that would have been a lot happy. It was the most expensive. Yeah, everything was six dollar happy hour It was 999 regular price, but we said yeah, we sit down There's the various menus drinks happy hour whatever Jordan's got the menu and on the back of where you're holding it It's the everything I always like when I like I'm like I'm gonna read this menu It was like the drink menu and had some happy hour stuff on the back I pull it up and like I don't even have it up Yeah, it's it's not that's here pick it up again. It's not it's you picking it up and him going What he did he went he went press the lights press the lights like that. We're like, okay, That's fine. Well of course you know what I want them to we'll get them and then like a

Couple moments later. He then normally like he's looking the menu goes. Oh, they have everything pretzel Everything is just look like pretzel but yeah, you just freaked out and pointed at them then pretended like it didn't happen Hang on. I'm a regular guy. Oh, did you you see oh I had no idea they have pretzel bites here oh it helps we investigate them for our tummies indubitably I see them on the menu try to use my words I didn't know they had everything I just thought they were pretzel bites oh have you noticed this everyone like that's what it was. I was like, what? And then it's immediate defense was like, whoa, that's happy hour.

Well, I didn't know if they'd have them. That's not how happy hour works. Happy hour is a pricing thing. Like, yes. Like you would introduce new items. Usually it's not a new item only for happy hour. You're gonna have to, this is like an anti-vax

Argument where I'm sure you can search the internet and find all time right where that's but by large Yeah, happy hour just means it cheap now. Yeah It was like no one in this restaurant this place was like Man dude Where was that guy during the whole Just came in they use the bathroom Dude. But there was one guy. Where was that guy during the whole time? I didn't see him the whole time we were there! Maybe he just came in to use the bathroom. Because I feel like we would have hurt him.

Well, he's heard the person on the phone with them. Well, he was outside the parking lot and he's like, Oh, I'm getting a phone call. I better run inside and get to the bathroom. Alright, Jordan, talk about what happened. This is where we can get to it. Let's do it. Which we already talked about at length in the ride along. But Jordan just has to talk about what happened. This is we can get to it. Let's do it Which we already talked about at length in the ride along. Yeah, Jordan It's so it's fucking crazy. It's just so crazy a very regular normal experience there is normal as it can get for the whole the whole time we're there and

Then we decide we're gonna go to the bathroom. Well Michael says he's gonna go to the bathroom. Yeah, he says he gonna go to the bathroom and I'm like, I guess I'll go too I was already debating whether or not to like, you know hold it for the 20-minute. That was it I didn't want to hold it. Yeah, I don't want to hold it. I could squeak something out Just a dribble and so Nick, you know Before the 40- minute drive was exaggerating But it was a little bit of a drive and Nick's like me too, and it just took off So far ahead of me. He was you walked quickly

He was so which again I point out in the right along But if you had to be that bad, how did you not go of your own accord? He's like Michael said bathroom. I guess I can go and then everybody ran. You know you can't go here I didn't want to hold everybody up. You're not angry Not above the wild wings no nuts there make your phone call Business have a seat So so we go Nick is actually in first and he's already at the urinal. There's two urinals and one stall He's already at the far urinal and I come in and I hear like echoes and I'm like

this is the moons of passion and I Go up to the the urinal next to next to Nick and there's a divider but like it's just like tall enough that I could see like next I'd like miss like Wilson and I could see like Nick's eyes like miss like Wilson and We hear a guy talking in the in the stall on on the phone And he's just having a regular conversation very loudly normal volume. He's not trying to hide the fact that yeah It's normal volume and a very acoustic ebbing out of the bathroom. So it's an elevated volume

Nick and he goes he's like let me like what the fuck is this guy doing? and I look at him back go yeah, what like and so we just I'm starting to like go and like Michael walks in and then he kind of stops to he's got nowhere to go I take a beat cuz I walk in I see the doors closed I'm assuming it's closed not really paying attention the guy talking at first like there's noise happening to be playing Oh stalls closed you guys are both your nose. I guess I'll wait the second. I'm like, I guess I'll wait what is Jordan turns around we have a very like I think we do a fair job of like I don't like look for conversation

Uh-huh urinal. It's like I'll talk to you over here. Whatever this superseded that yeah, we're he Jordan just turns around he's like seated that yeah we're he Jordan just turns around he's like and so I go pee and I turn around and the guy's talking the whole time and he's like he's like yeah you got to sign this deal I can knock 3,500 off like maybe and then like when the listing goes up that's when you know just a phone call it's a business phone yeah and whether you you know give it credence or not, it's like a big business phone call. The guy's talking about like $20,000, like not deals, like off.

He's like, customer wants $20,000 off, you gotta work with him, see what you can do, because you gotta give him the hard number. It's like he's selling, he's selling in the bathroom, making all the noise. Everything, you hear the toilet paper going, he's shifting his seat, like he is making no

Attempt whatsoever to minimize I'm in a bathroom right now, and there are other people giggling in the bathroom Not yet. I mean I was giggling just inaudibly. I was like And so I turn around to go wash my hands and I look at Michael. He holds up his phone. He's just recording He's not filming at the and he's just recording. Audio only. He's recording audio only. He's not filming in the bathroom. He's just recording the audio. Relax! Nick was getting the video. He's sliding it around on the floor.

I walked past him and I nodded. I was like, Nick, if you're going to record in the bathroom, stop pointing down at the urinal. I was like, oh, I forgot. I was being discreet. But luckily when you were in the bathroom and you were about to leave, it was all just smooth sailing from there, right? So I'm like barely holding it together because of how funny this is and then I go to wash my hands and Nick at This point is next to me, too And I turn on the I barely turn this faucet on it's one of those that like boom shoot

It's like full blast and it splashes into the bowl and like up the scene It gets a lower me. I just I lost it. I looked over at Nick I can't cry them. I can hear them. Just like oh my god. I need to get out of here I watched my hands quickly as possible. It's hard to hear this guy. I'll just play the last 10 seconds Yeah, this is where I say okay. What the fuck somewhere around here, but you can hear the sink to take that spin or to take off $23,000. Oh, that's crazy. And I hear Jordan run out of the bathroom. And like the phone, the way the phone is recording it,

like the guy, the guy was crystal clear. It's like he was talking in your ear. Yeah. The bathroom was barely bigger than this room. Yeah. And so like the sound, the fact that the water is so loud in the recording Cra- lets you know how loud it was in the room.

And so I'm like trying to like walk out of the restaurant. It's like, I gotta get out of here. And then Nick and I walk out and Eric's waiting for us outside and we just fucking lost. You guys are like slamming out of the doors, falling all over each other, laughing. Like I don't think I've ever seen like Nick laughing so hard I just like what the fuck is going on So you guys start trying to tell me through like gasps and laughter about this thing I'm the phone and then he walks and then he just walks out and he's still on the phone Which means he was on the phone the whole time. What happened after they walked out of the bathroom. Oh

Right after you left, he's like, eh, so I go, brrrr, mid-sentence. Like there's no way the guy even heard what he was saying. The person on the phone could not have understood him over the flush. He's in the middle of talking, flushes. Like I don't know why he would stop there,

but then like goes out, paper towel, it's like, shh, washing his hands, do, do, do, on the paper towel. Like I am in the fucking bathroom every single step of the way. It was bathroom ASMR. Insane. It was bathroom role play. The whole time.

Oh my god. Maybe he was just recording himself and he's gonna put it on YouTube, and it's people that want bathroom. I don't know, but like, everything surprised me. There was no attempt to be quiet, the guy was not utilizing the mute button. Even if I have to be on the phone in the bathroom, I'll talk quietly so you don't hear the echo. Right.

I'll hold it in, wait for the other person to start talking, mute, pee real quick, unmute, there's no flush, unmute. There's no way that guy- Nothing. If you have to be on the phone in the bathroom, usually I'll try not to be, but it was like he reveled in it. He was like Nick with feet. He was just like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

A thing you said in the ride along was, I'm not even that loud when I'm in the bathroom by myself. Right, like not on the phone by myself. I'm not making that much, I'm not smacking the toilet paper bowl. It was, everything was so loud. It's like he was doing like, like Foley. It was like he was in his sound booth,

like, and here we need a toilet paper sound. Like, vrrr, vrrr, vrrr. Yeah, I'll like be peeing in the bathroom. Someone walks in, it's like, oh, let me pee on the side of the bowl. Don't pee directly in the water. It's unnecessary. Some people I'll be in the bathroom, peeing silently at urinal.

I hear someone go in the stall and start peeing, and I go, oh, look at me, I'm peeing in the water. I'm making as much noise as possible. This guy was that to the extreme. Crazy phone the entire time talking business deals and uh Yeah, when he came out we were talking like Nick and I like he walked by and we like That's it not that I didn't suspect for a second you guys wouldn't immediately burst out and tell Eric But when I was walking towards the exit I like a straight shot over the front door and I could see Eric and not you guys you're off to the side

and I could see him peeling over. I was like, I'm telling them about bathroom guys. They got ahead of me. Man. It was other than that, it was like such a normal, especially like a Buffalo Wild Wings fast. Yeah. Like it was good service.

They got the food right. It was quick. Which is came over right away She kept coming back like quickly. Yeah with it like we just got water By the way, it was really good. Oh, yeah It's like a half mango cart half Kona. Mm-hmm. Yeah It was really I was gonna get it part of it. I saw blue Long Island. Yeah, that was like blue drink, bro I see blue. I'm a get it. I'm sucking blue. I'm drinking ranch, baby. He's a monster rancher. He's doing it. Yeah, was it was good Yeah, it was good

It was I would say I don't know if the blue helped at all, but it was better than a regular long island I see which usually just much a slop. Yeah. Yeah, it was a Not much, but maybe one step above a slop It was not as good as like a Caribbean punch or so Caribbean rum punch, which is like a normal blue drink Give me red normally. It's blue. I'm in blue heaven there. Like there was no this is a long island So there was no hints of coconut coconut. That's where it's like, oh Give me pineapple. I'm gonna get a blue drink. I'm on fucking beach. Yeah My toes are in the sand hiding from Nick and I'm just like, oh this time sand everywhere

I got I got coconut pineapple drinks. Opened all the Pokemon cards. I knew it wasn't that, but I was still going, it was blue. I was gonna get the beer and then I saw blue and I got that and it was good. But she came back with the water, so like, oh, can we get that?

Came back, honestly, not that long at all, but even whatever, she came back and she's like, oh, I'm really sorry they had to change the keg. It's like, oh, that was a delay? That was fast as shit. There was like one person working there and it was her. She was the only person working there. Probably it was us and maybe like five other tables

throughout like the entire restaurant. You threw her for what could have been a loop. And then the bathroom guy. You threw her for what could have been a loop, just not that it's crazy, but this just happens where we got the sandwiches, we're like, I'll have two of each sandwich. We're gonna get the pretzel bites, which they have.

They have it, everything pretzel bites. And then I saw, we were like, oh, that's good. Like that's enough for everybody. And then I was like, Jordan, hang on, get her cheese curds. They got cheese curds, we have to get cheese curds. And he's like, I need those. And so we're getting one of her cheese curds,

but without even asking, this is a good waitress saying, she prompted, you got the two cheesesteaks, and she's like, you want fries with that? You're like, sure. Then we got the other cheese steaks, she said fries with that. And you're like, actually, can we get cheese curds

instead of fries? And she's like, oh yeah, sure. She didn't go, oh, la la la la la la la la la la la. Locked in. Yeah, sure. I can. She left, came back with the pretzel bites, had those, came back with all the food.

That's it. Pretzel bites, not part of the review. Very tasty. No, they were good. They were very good. They were everything. I don't know if you know No, they were good. They were very good. They were everything. I don't know if you know, but they were everything.

I also like- They came out- How did you know that? I guess it was five of them. They came out so high. Yeah. Oh my God. Because by the time I looked up, there were two.

You guys would be like- Yeah. So I am at one, I was piecing, I was ripping it. Me too. So I could keep dipping and not double dipping. I was just ripping it in little pieces. We're not doing it Gracie style. There was one left and I think you were like,

has everyone had one? Yeah, Nick. And literally you were like, well, if you want it. And Jordan goes, Nick, I'll split. And Nick goes, if anyone wants to split it with me. It was like, right? Jordan was in the middle of saying that. You barreled through him.

Jordan, shut up. Does anyone want to split it with me? I'll do it, I'll go have these. Jordan, not now. Anyway, split it with me. I'll go have these. You're not now Anyway They were like nice and crispy what was so the beer that had like a like a beer cheese So that was more like a case of okay, so although it was thin it might have been like The the beer cheese on the cheesesteak sandwich was pretty thin

I think honestly it was probably yeah, but what was the mustard was it honey mustard? Yeah, there was nothing Gross honey mustard fine. You got a spicy spicy brown grainy. Yeah Yeah, what that like really John or like a Polish mustard? If you see mustard, it's either gotta be like dark brown or like white. The mustard. That whitish, that's the musty I want. And the beer cheese that Easy Tiger does is so good. Their beer cheese is like, it's more solid than liquid. It's so good. It's like a spread that you can dip your pretzel in. I don't know why that reminded me, but like a week or two ago, I was at OneWheel by myself and I stopped by industry

because I wanted to just get a drink. And I was like, I'm gonna get a drink. And I wasn't that hungry. So I didn't wanna over order. So I walked in, I charged him a OneWheel, I'm sitting there, I'm looking at all the basketball games for some reason. And I was like, oh, they should know.

They were no Spider-Men. But I scanned the QR code. so I'm looking at the menu and I was gonna just order, cause it's like order through the app. Or like order through the QR. I'm like, okay, two seconds later, a guy said, hey, can I get you anything? And I was like, oh, this guy's like fighting.

Like I guess I get the direct tip. I mean, I assume. It's like, don't order through that, order through me. I'm like, well, the restaurant is betraying you cause it tells, okay, whatever, you take me over. And he was just like, oh, you looking at anything to eat? I'm like, I don't think so. I'm just gonna well, the restaurant is betraying you because it tells, okay, whatever, you take me over. Betraying you. And he was just like, oh, you looking at anything to eat? I'm like, ah, I don't think so. I'm just gonna get a drink.

So I got some kind of drink. And, but then I'm sitting there and I'm waiting and I'm like, ah, do it once, like something small. Like I knew it wasn't gonna stay long. I was like, ah, I'm looking for something small. And then I'm like, I'm gonna get mac and cheese, maybe I'll get mac and cheese. And he comes back with my drink and he goes, he goes, hey, let's just let you know, I'm gonna get mac and cheese, maybe I'll get mac and cheese. And he comes back with my drink and he goes,

he goes, hey, I was just letting you know, I saw you looking at the menu, like, cause I was just like, I had my phone out and he came from behind me, he's like, I saw you looking at the menu, the mac and cheese is the worst thing we have. Really? Yeah. And I was like, oh really?

Like I laughed, he's like, don't get that. That's awesome. And I was like, oh cool, thanks for letting me know. Gave him my drink, came back later and he's like, you want anything? And I was like, hey, how are the buffalo wings? He's like, oh cool, thanks for letting me know. Gave me my drink, came back later and he said, you want anything? And I was like, how are the buffalo wings? He's like, oh those are really good. Cool.

And I was like, well I can trust this guy a little bit. Yep, yep, yep, yep. It just really made me laugh. He's like, that's the worst thing ever. Don't get that. Don't get it. That's fucking awesome. That's really cool.

That's great. Yeah, I like when they're honest. Nobody likes bad mac and cheese. Dude, yeah, a good mac and cheese is... Oh, it's the best! It's so good. You always hope and then it's gonna be bad. That's the mac and cheese I was just telling you about at mac and cheese is- Oh, it's the best! It's so good. You're always hoping that it's gonna be that.

That's the mac and cheese I was just telling you about at Dipping Springs. We gotta go do that, man. That's like, I hope it's, when I get mac and cheese, I always say, I hope it's not bad mac and cheese. Yes, yeah. Like, okay mac and cheese is what I shoot for. If I get it, I'm like, oh, this sucks.

Like KFC mac and cheese. Yeah. KFC, terrible. It's terrible mac and cheese. I hope it's not that, like cafeteria mac and cheese. Right. You hope for better than that? The mac and cheese I I hope it's not that. Like, cafeteria mac and cheese. Right. You hope for better than that? The mac and cheese I got? Oh, it's so good. We gotta go there.

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I don't know a god dang thing about it. What was that? I just still want to see if he had titty tension. I do. Did he like? I do. I went like this, and he knew the finger. I circled and he just went, he recalled not his whole body,

like his chest first. Somehow his titties just like went away. Well can you do that? No, not yet. Not yet. All right. Yeah, give it time. And start the clock.

Yeah. Ah! So let's learn. Not yet. Not yet. All right. Yeah, give it a start the clog So let's let's and also if you want to see more titty stuff go back and watch last week's right along There's some things that right you won't see you just won't see Jordan's funny face, but you won't see Jordan's funny face If you want titty stuff Go back and it's Nick slapping like crazy. Yeah. If you wanna see big packages, you wanna watch the Michael Jordan podcast. Oh my God. That's gonna say no.

Yeah, no one has it come out yet. We did the Michael Jordan podcast first this week. It was this Jordan was like, hey, let's mix it up. It was such a good move. It was a good move regardless of your intentions. It didn't have to be, but you were like, let's do it first. And Eric was like, oh, okay. I was like, why do you wanna do that?

And I went, I don't know, he doesn't want cheese steak at 11 a.m. Uh-huh. And that was right. Like, none of that has to be the reason, but it certainly is a very valid, easy to spot reason. Absolutely. I'm dying to get to Buffalo Wild Wings.

We also would've missed Bathroom Guy. Oh. Shit just works out for us, man. Things just work out. Just works out. But let's talk about Buffalo Wild Wings. But now, we'll work out these facts. Our last Buffalo Wild Wings episode was April 26th, 2022.

Wow. Where we ate the Doritos Flamin' Hot Nacho flavored sauce. There's not even a food there. It received an average rating of 45.5. It's been a long time since we've been there. I got no memory of it. It was like after COVID and we went to that one and it was...

It's also hard to keep track of because it's like there's Cheetos flaming hot and Doritos flaming hot. Is everyone doing the hot sauce or dust shit? And that was like two years of that. This was a dust that was tossed and it got like a decent score. It wasn't any, I don't think it was anything like 45.

45 and a half is not very good. For what I thought Buffalo Wild Wings was gonna get. I guess it wasn't dog shit. Exactly. But I don't think that's decent. Decent for us maybe. And a half is not for what for what I thought Buffalo Wild Wings. I guess it wasn't dog shit exactly Decent for us, maybe yeah in 2018 a judge dismissed a class-action lawsuit by a vegetarian who accused Buffalo Wild Wings of failing to disclose that it cooked french fries and other non-meat items in beef fat the judge said the lawsuit was without merit because

There was no actual injury. So let that be a lesson to you vegetarians. Your once safe sanctuary of buffalo wild wings belongs to us now, the meat eaters. You must now subsist. Yeah. I don't know what that word is. You must now subsist on the carrots and celery that we discard unless the sauce monkey is there because he probably eats those so he can count the meal as healthy even after dipping them In blue cheese crazy style monkey macros indeed See I knew it. That's why they're good for you. It doesn't undo the bad. No, but you know keeps it moving I'll never get cancer. I work out

It happens all the time where when you when you pitch-nick Something like that where it's, is bad for you, and he goes, yeah, but you know, and then there's a beat and he needs to see, okay, are they gonna go, yeah, or do I have to keep going? I had this conversation with that kid the other day, and I do my best to not to just be like,

cause I said so, or like, I do what I want. If I'm ever pushed to that limit, I'll just go, hey, when you're growing up, you could do whatever you want. But I always try and give some information before that. But like my kids always tell me about vaping, like shouldn't vape, it's bad. Like I don't even know if she knows the specifics of it. She just knows it's bad. And I'll just go, I'll go, dude, anything that that's good is bad for you. And she's like, what?

What are you talking about? I was like, I was like McDonald's is bad for you. Candy, it's bad for you. And she sorry. And she's like, what? What are you talking about? I was like, McDonald's is bad for you. Candy, it's bad for you. And she was just like, I like candy. And I'm like, that's because it's bad for you. Okay, you know what's good for you? Vegetables. You know what I go, oh, hey, hey, here's a perfect,

like, denial, because she had pneumonia, it came out to me. I go, hey, hey, you know what's really good for you? Medicine. Do you like medicine? She's like, no. And I'm like, that's the world. I go, look, you just try and do some other stuff that's healthy. It doesn't undo

the bad stuff, but it levels it out a little bit. But that's not what you're saying. That's not what you're saying. The bad stuff goes away. One dozen wings and then one bite of carrot. You try to balance out the bad with the good, not say the good undoes the bad. No. That's what you say. No. Yes, it is. No, it balances.

All things, even. Okay, Thanos. The monkey's a classic Thanos. Listen, I'll snap. Yeah, you snapped a long time ago, man. Oh, also, this is the same day. This is earlier in the day. This is earlier in the day.

Well, there's no way that's perfectly bad. This is earlier in the day. I had a I had a vodka I guess it was vodka tonic. I had it in like a just a regular pint drinking glass and I drank it all and it was just like drips at the bottom, which honestly was probably ice But it's at the bottom. And I'm sitting there on the computer and Iris comes in and she's like, is this water?

I'm like, no, don't touch that. Don't touch it. Which it's like, there's nothing in it, but if she got a drip, I was like, no, no, no, no, no. No, there's water over there. There's water over there. And that cup, that cup has water. And she's like, what was in this cup?

I was like, not water. She's like, what was in it? And I was like, it's a vodka. It's an adult drink, alcohol. And she just goes goes are you drunk? Like a not enough not for this this interrogation wish Are you sure when I was a kid once? Understand what drinking like when you just say oh, I've had a drink. Yeah, I just thought I meant drink

Yeah, I'll drink my dad was driving and like he's drinking like a bottle of coca-cola and He's driving the car. He takes a sip. I go dad. You're not supposed to drink and drive And he's driving going my fucking dumbass kid. He was like he was like it's a coke and then he pulled out some Jack He drinks how the fuck did he know my god? Just kind of like Oh my god You want some? Don't tell mom He just kinda went like That's How do I explain this? Let me explain what alcohol is

That's so funny That's great. Dad I've been drinking water Check it out It's alcohol Are you drunk? What? One sip. Not yet. You're fucking toasted It's alcohol. Are you drunk? I was just like, what? Are you drunk right now? So I'm gonna go right. One sip? Not yet.

You're fucking toasted. Yep. In 2017. What were we talking about? What's that? What? I said what were we talking about? Oh, before while wings.

In 2017, B-Dubz sold salted caramel flavored wings. Fuck these guys, what the fuck? That's it. That's the fact. That sounds terrible. Yeah, why? Yeah, I don't know. Hey, you know you like garlic parmesan? I like salted caramel.

Flavored like, were they fried with like a salted caramel? No, it's like, you know, like they have like their sauce. No, you know, they have like their... Yeah, yeah, it's like, you know, they pour like your sauce on it or whatever? I don't know which one would sound better, but neither one really. Strange. Just chicken with caramel sauce sounds uh Bad it does not sound good. No bet you know what 45.5 looking pretty good. Yeah, see was it only in 2017 Is that oh yeah heard of it then they killed the guy that yeah, absolutely

It discontinued the wings and him you said this flavor is gonna kill and now that's exactly what we're gonna Do to you and they put them down all right, we got a fat fact here. Okay. Buffalo Wild Wings has been accused of using less than fresh ingredients to cut costs and make a profit. The company, which is owned by the same parent company as Arby's, makes nothing from scratch.

And one former manager claimed, quote, "'We microwave diced chicken, "'which goes in the grilled chicken wraps, "'the grilled wraps and buffolitos. "'You you heard it here even the buffalitos are compromised We just want to enjoy some fresh buffalitos while we watch 30 screens of a college basketball game I'll just slightly desync audio blasting so loud it will hijack your parasympathetic nervous system is nothing sacred That was the quietest Buffalo Wild Wings. I've ever heard it was quiet. There were many TVs until we got to the bathroom Yeah, why would the bathroom was the quietest Buffalo Wild Wings I've ever was it was quiet there were many TVs until we got to the bathroom Yeah, why would the bathroom was the loudest it was totally the loudest place that was crazy

The music was also very strange at the at the Buffalo Wild Wings. It was just Worst covers of popular songs. I would say weird cover of American Girl. Yeah And then which Nick hates. Yeah, Nick. Yeah. Nick. Nick had opinions on it. And I got me right in the original. He hates. Yeah. And then it was a even worse cover of Mrs. Robinson. Yeah. Yeah. Very weird. And I was I was like, do they only play bad covers? They only have bad covers at the Buffalo Wild Wings during the during the Richmond Spiders game. They've it's people who work there seeing them. That's right. Like get around. Hey, you guys like this song? Here you want to buy a CD? There's like a lot of college basketball coming up, like you've March Madness and everything

coming up. I assume that place will be packed like crazy. That must just be like weird. That's like their Black Friday, right? Like they just must make their business back like crazy. Who has fun doing that? That's like so much stuff going on. At a Buffalo Wild Wings too. Like it's four guys who are like 25 to go together

or whatever, like a group. Or dudes who are like 55 who are like. They're gonna sit at the bar. Yeah, and it's like, I need to get out of this house. And like, this is the thing that I'm doing. Drinking the pain away and watching basketball. Yeah, absolutely. Like it's like that's. Maybe thing that I'm doing. Drinking the pain away and watching basketball. Yeah, absolutely.

Like, that's the spread. Maybe getting some salted caramel wings. And then also, also, a weird amount of families with small children go to Buffalo Wild Wings. That's interesting. It's weird. Confide in the sitter. It is like baby food.

Yeah, it's a chicken nugget restaurant. It's boneless, there's lots of sauce. It is baby food. And you can get your drink on for cheap. Mm-hmm I guess who am I to judge if they're having fun, especially I'll judge them I don't care if they're like that could have been me If I had been born I'm if I had just been six to Surrounded by these goddamn kids

and the final fact a Surrounded by these goddamn kids. And the final fact, a lawsuit against B-Dubs has been filed that argues their wings are made from chicken breast meat and not chicken wing meat. Buffalo Wild Wings argues it is common sense that they are not actually wings. What? The plaintiff stated that if he had known he quote would not have purchased them or would have paid significantly less for them. We can haggle at the bee dubs now? We should have traded a handful of beads and a 100% eat-ash shirt for this meal today. Honestly, we got scammed. What do you think we'd get if we traded the monkey in? We'd probably be general managers. Or kings! Kings of the wings!

They'd call us and they could have to dance for us, entertaining the whole court. Huzzah, monkey! some no I will not I would significantly less you don't get the price yeah the beat us what what kind of meat is this I'll offer you one dollar I'm sorry I'm gonna make one quick call in the bathroom and I'll be gone. Now, I'm from Richmond. Do you take spiders? I don't buy for a second that it's common sense that the wings are not actually wings. I just, at no point am I eating this going,

guys, you can tell that this is not wing meat. I can't say I know it's not wing meat, but I also know it's slop. Yeah. So it's kind of, they kind of balance each other out. You know what I mean? I'm not surprised. I could say like, oh, I didn't realize

that it was common sense that it's breast meat and not wing meat, but also who the fuck cares? You know what you're getting at Buffalo Wild Wings. Who gives a shit what they say it is? If they just said like, hey, there's actually is wing meat over breast meat. It tastes like it tastes. It is what it is.

This changes nothing. This changes absolutely nothing. Well, how am I supposed to hang all? How am I supposed to hang all? What are you talking about? I would have paid significantly less. I'd care more if they didn't actually put mango in that mango drink.

Jordan says, be good. Jordan said mango. It could have been all mango. I would have been happy. It looked delicious in that glass. You can see it. There's something about a fucking draft beer, especially in a wavy hourglass cup,

where I was like, damn, that looks, it looks refreshing. It does look, it was refreshing. It looks so good. And you can kind of see how it was, since it was so long, you can see how it was kind of mixed. Yep, it was sitting still, but it looked like it was doing this. Just a little bit.

It was dancing on the loopy. It was dancing for us. It did. It did. Reminded me of time singing. saying not really what do you mean? I mean not really that's a lot of facts It is a lot of I learned that you went back and forth for some reason from Buffalo Wow wings to be dubs Yeah, you gotta call me every other fact. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta mix it up a little don't have what does the will our net? Buffalo character call it does he call it be d think he'd call it both, I think. Okay. Yeah.

I don't know why Will Arnett is the voice of the Buffalo. He became like crazy in the voicing stuff. Yeah, he's everywhere. Reeses, Buffalo Wild Wings, GMC. It's always him, it's his voice, but it's definitely him doing more this. Yeah. Like it's not quite his Lego Batman, which he also does,

but it's him just going like, Reese's cups Yeah, you like that eat them I was under arrested development Yeah, I don't know. His normal voice is more like Bojack Horseman. He's just talking but any voiceover he goes He goes a little in this he's got real gravel. He's in every commercial Matthew McConaughey's in every commercial What's with that? And he's always on the field being like, not cool, man. Yeah. Don't throw shit.

He and Woody Harrelson. No, no, no. No, no, no. Do you think their dad's killed together? Is that talking about how Woody Harrelson's dad like assassinated a judge? I don't think. Oh, I don't remember that at all. Eric wasn't here for that.

Oh, was he not? That was at the football game. Oh yeah. Oh, was it really? Yeah. Oh yeah, his dad was an assassin and like he went, he got convicted for murdering a federal judge. Mm-hmm I didn't know that I listened to a podcast like two years ago. What the fuck?

Yeah, I'm like his brother's and his brother's in the podcast like what he was his brother Woody Harrison is not part of it He doesn't like people talking. Yeah That's crazy, I thought maybe I thought maybe him and Matthew McConaughey's that were like a cool like assassin duo Whoa, maybe that's how they ended up like hanging out so much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they also might be brothers, right? Yeah, that's like part of it. Yeah, what they think they might be related somehow. Is that why they did true detective? I don't think that's how they found out. I think that's how they found out. I know they're doing like another show or something Close Cousin yeah might be brothers. Anyway, we'll hanging out close. It's Alexander. You know, I mean that's not like cousin Yeah, we might be brothers anyway

We'll figure it out. Maybe who knows words. It's like not that many you may be Brothers, there's only so many options. Yeah, really your parents. You are your parents You're dad know my mom My dad yeah, they're gonna be small pool. There could be a secret third option here They're not explored could be you gotta open your mind's eye. Yep, uh weird I did not know that that was like a thing about them. I Just think that they like smoke weed and that's like their thing. They're doing another show together. That's a thing That's like filming. I think that's that can that be a thing at this point unless you're Snoop Dogg

Oh, no, that's their them smoking weed has that them smoking weed has been like a thing for a long time if you notice that What oh general mangers? No, we're my brain fix. Whoa general mangers That's awesome. No, I didn't know Yeah, I'm too kind. Yeah, just general manger your general manger use, you know, it doesn't have to be just for Jesus. Put me with the sheep. Yeah. Uh, I did like kings of the wings. They call us. I think that was the wings. They'll call us monkey dance. Say you guys ever watched the great where they would say, that's all the time. That was pretty, that was really good. That was a funny show. Jordan, do you want to teach us about the food?

We're being taught so much. I do. Yeah, we're 40 minutes in. I guess we should talk about it. No, that's fine. Any facts about the bathroom guy in here? No, unfortunately not. I want to know if he made that deal or not.

I know. I kind of want to follow him. Yeah. You got time to shit, you got time to deal. Anytime we go to like a public restaurant now, we pop in the bathrooms if he's in there. Yeah. Is the bathroom bandit here? Bathroom deals maker.

Like what if your realtor, I just assume it was a real estate deal, what if your realtor was doing that and it was about your house? Like closing the deal, taking a shit at the Buffalo Wild Wings. And you're just like, how come no one's buying my house? He's like, we don't know. Can I use your bathroom? I gotta make a phone call. Okay.

The beer cheese cheese steak, the beer cheese cheese steak sandwich is made with shaved sirloin steak smothered in a blend of B dubs is beer cheese, American cheese and grilled onions. Then topped with green onions and served on a toasted sub roll topped at one point. What were the, what they were all in the sandwich. It was too much. Was it topped on top of the bread? Cause I don't feel like there's anything.

It's weird to say like it's got steak, cheese, grilled onions, then topped with onions. It's all on the same top. Topped. It's a roll. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's all in the same spot. Yeah. Yeah. Also I wouldn't, I don't think anything about that sandwich was topping anything else.

It was pretty, like the bread was hardly on top. If you wanna say top too, you'd say it after the cheese and the meat part. Topped with everything. With grilled onions and green onions. It's less confusing about the green onions being topped. It's how are the grilled onions not topped? That's the mystery.

They're bottomed with grilled onions. And the chicken parm, the chicken parm melt combines crispy fried breaded chicken, mozzarella sticks, pepper jack cheese, Parmesan cheese, and Parmesan garlic sauce. For some reason that was capitalized. Finished with marinara sauce and Italian seasoning on a toasted sub roll.

I don't know why that needed mozzarella sticks in it. It didn't. I don't understand. That's not a chicken parm thing. No, yeah. I don't understand that at all. I didn't know that was there. And it made it too big.

Yeah, I took a bite and I was like, there's so many things. That's like a fat sandwich. Yeah, so many things in there. It's so strange to do also just call it chicken parm melt, not like chicken parm mozzi melt or something. Yeah, exactly. They did not advertise it in any way.

Nope. And the cheesesteak is normal. Like, even if they added beer cheese, it's the beer cheese cheesesteak. Yeah. I went, why is there mozzarella sticks in here? What the fuck? It didn't need it. That was strange.

It didn't need it, especially with how much other shit was going on with that fucking sandwich. And the steak was real thin as it's supposed to be. The chicken was big. And then you put big mozzarella sticks in it. It then you and too much and then you're dipping it Yeah, and the air that they give you yeah, so it came with a marinara like side It's a bowl bowl thing, but the cheesesteak just by itself was just like here's fucking cheesesteak. That was it There was nothing there was no like here's the next layer

Yeah, it feels like that's their leader in this whole thing is the cheesesteak and not the parm but the parm has everything. It has everything going on and it was like hey look at me it's also this one it's so good and then the cheese thing is like. Chicken parm also usually just has mariner in it. Yes. I don't understand why the bowl was there. If anything it was more annoying because it was four of us and we were sharing. Yeah. And so I was like I did not crazy double dipping. I also dipped it once. I did not rip it up because there's a million things. The pretzel was easy, which they have.

And that was like, rip, rip, rip, dip, dip, dip, Parmesan, I went, I guess I'll dip it once and then eat it. Strange happenings. Quote, what makes March Madness so exciting is the sheer amount of can't miss games and moments happening at once. Nick is nodding so big. Buffalo Wild Wings Chief Marketing Officer Tristan Malin said in a statement, B-Dubz is the only place you can watch it all with over 60 wall to wall TVs playing the men's and women's games simultaneously.

That is so much to watch. So we created those, these one of a kind goggles to assist our most devoted March madness fans, catch even more action than two eyeballs will allow. Is that why it says you're going to pull out the goggles now? The banner on the outside was like so many TVs. You wish you had more eyes. And I thought for a second, cause I read the bottom right before I read the top, I thought I just said, wish you had more eyes. And I thought for a second, because I read the bottom right before I read the top, I thought I just said wish you had more eggs. I'm like, don't we all? Yeah.

What are they doing with eggs? Okay, but this is so dumb. What is that? It's the buffalo and he's wearing these goggles that have... Is that AI or... Is that probably a real thing? That is the thing that they're... I don't understand.

Are they supposed to show... can you show it to me on a human? Oh my god. That's a real thing. Okay, but what does it do? Alright, Inspector Gadget. That way you can see nothing. That way you can see, it's like you have spider vision. It's like 19 things happening at once. It makes you be this.

It makes you be that. That was our face in the bathroom. That's what it looked like. You put those on and you're overall It makes you be this. It makes you be that. I wanna see it on a human. It makes you want to be that. That was our face in the bathroom. That's what we looked like. You put those on and you're overstimulated and you just start foaming at the mouth. I understand it's just pressed material, so it's foolish to like take it at face value,

but I'm gonna do it anyway. Do it. I like that it goes. I found a guy. Yeah, here it is on a guy. I still have no idea what it is helping with That's what Nick wants to wear in the bathroom. See everyone and everything Um I like that it says

March Madness is so exciting What makes it so exciting is the sheer amount of can't miss games and moments happening at once The only place you can watch it all well. You can't watch them all at once right can't. It's impossible. It doesn't matter what you're wearing on your fucking face. Like you have to pick a number of, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, we play every game simultaneously, so you can watch them all. No, you can't.

You can not pay attention to any of them. Yeah, if I'm sitting in the middle of the restaurant rotating constantly, maybe I'll see some of them. You're like, maybe gonna two? Yeah. You know, if like, oh, you're up two, you got a lead, let me check over in that game Okay, who the fuck like yeah, and then you hear the people cheering in the back

It's like is that you are you the guy nicer than having to flip back and forth channels, but how many games are you watching? Okay, so you need 60 TVs fuck no, that's what I'm saying, but I need four even if three or four Which is still insane uh-huh them, 60 wall-to-wall TVs. Yes. Well, that's the problem. How many am I going to look at? Who cares? You can only listen to one, because they choose one game

to have the audio on from in the whole place. I say play them all at the same time. That's exactly. The last time I had a panic attack was in a Buffalo Wild Wings. Give me a true experience. I was at Buffalo Wild Wings, and it was during an MMA fight. It was like a UFC fight.

And we were there on our way to something else and it was so loud it like made my ears ring and I started like white-knuckling in the restaurant. I went I have to go to the bathroom and I just went in the bathroom and I started splashing my face. No one was on the phone in there. No, no, I didn't do the Nick trick. Ice cube in the neck, ice cube in the neck ice cube in the mouth And then one one each shoe Next time you put on your archer Nick trick

But yeah, it was the last time I had a panic attack was at a Buffalo Wild Wings It's just so loud when they I totally get that I picked this one and it's loud as fuck Cacophony yeah. Yeah, but we have our review of what we ate and now we have to first turn to you in a segment We call you review. This is rare. and now we have to first turn to you in a segment we call You Review! Wow, this is rare. They're like all the same length. Yeah, you can't really pick a stand out. There weren't exceptionally good short ones

or exceptionally good like long ones. So who wants to jump on first? I'll go first. Do it. Jeff, spelled J-E-F. Yep. Jeff A. Ready, it's F. It could be F.

Never again! I was ready for some wings with the wonderful mango habanera sauce. Yup, I like it spicy. So headed to this location. It has been a while and I was hungry. Well, well, well, I think it will continue to be a while. Well, it hasn't already when we went.

They sat us and promptly forgot our existence. We gave staff 20 minutes to take order before we gave up and exited. We ended up driving to round rock to get some wings at a place that rhymes with the words banker star. What is that? Let's before we move on, what is that? I don't know what just mentioned the place with banker. I thought it was gonna be like star. It rhymes with flings. Yeah What banker I? Have no idea I Can you let us know in the comments what rhymes with its more than like oh, I know I'm going what and here's the other question

Which you know it could be wrong could be some place I'm not sure or where the odds it doesn't rhyme with bank. Yeah, right right. He's talking about pluckers Nick is on like Google Maps like do you think it's wanker bar? Yeah, I Got a magazine for them But finishing they don't have anything approaching the mango habanero But they sure had attentive waitstaff fool me once Buffalo Wild Wings What is anchor bar it's I've heard it's I've heard of it Not that big rhymes with banker star what that was

Why are you not why are you not naming that? I don't know well also but also but then but then he literally said like they don't have anything As good as the mingle hubbunner. I don't I'm sorry another wing plays 20 minutes away is less than Buffalo wild wings that's how much you love it. Is it a hurricane fuck off. Yeah This guy likes it spicy though you can tell Dude, I'm glad you're fucking with man while banero I'm glad he didn't get the food because I just imagine it could be so much more insufferable I think it will continue to be a while well well well yep. I like it spicy Daniel a

My daughter went by to pick up a bunch of chocolate cakes for the family I think so maybe while she was waiting the front desk person made a rude comment about my daughter Saying she was a fatty for ordering all my cakes parentheses she's normal size Not only once but three times out loud in front of all to hear my daughter is very meek Meek and normal yeah, so she didn't say anything I told my daughter to never buy a thing from this place again anyways that evening I took the cakes back and gave that be a piece of my mind will never step foot in a BWW again

She's normal size. I don't even know how to approach this one. What the fuck? I don't know what went on here. She's normal and meek. I don't know what went on here. It has very little to do with Buffalo Wild Wings. I think that this person got Buffalo Wild Wings confused with nothing but cakes.

I think that they think that they're writing a review for something, but they also at the end said BWW Yeah, so they know it's Buffalo Wild Wings. Buffalo Wild Wings. Have you ever gotten a chocolate cake from Buffalo Wild Wings? Did they call you a fatty? Nick is looking it up. Nick, are you normal size? Are you normal size and meek? I feel like describing your own daughter's meek is kind of Kind of mean. I think describing your daughter daughter's beak is kind of... Kind of mean. She's normal size. I think describing your daughter's normal size is fucking weird. She's normal size. Alright, did you find the chocolate cake?

What is that? What is that? Which way is that, dude? I don't know. Normal! Normal size! She's normal, my normal size daughter. Normal size!

I have chocolate fudge cake. Oh, this fucker's lying. And also, now this isn't... This doesn't prove anything, this isn't scientific. Also, couldn't care less, normal size, big size, small size, but I'm just saying, she's normal size. You know who says they're normal size? All the time. Not normal size. Normal size man! I'm a normal size man!

I'm a normal size man! So, just, if I'm using that for reference, she's normal size! We started moving on from the chocolate. She's three feet tall. We started moving on from the chocolate cake. She's also seven years old. Good! Nick keeps talking. Go get some fatso!

Nick keeps showing. His mouth popped open. You want to? It's just great. Nick kept showing me the cake and going, yeah. It's good, it's good. It looks good. It's rich shit.

You know what I just realized? What's up? Why did she send her meek normal-sized daughter to go pick up the cakes? Well, he, it was Daniel. It was Daniel. Not Daniela. Oh, why did he send his meek normal-sized daughter

to do this? Well, I mean, he didn't say he sent, he said his daughter went, maybe she's doing something nice. Yeah. She just got out of school. She's got out of head seven. I have to go pick up a bunch of chocolate I've returned with the cakes and he called me a fatty. How's our monkey? It's all times. They said it true They said all at once like that They called me a name name father never be WW again

Situation where like Maybe something kind of weird or awkward happened to you as a kid and you told your parents about it And they were like they said what to you yeah, we have to rectify this and I will be going down there No, that's never happened to me. I Remember oh really? Yeah, how'd that work out? Uh, I ended up crying in the principal's on oh no fine Why yo, yeah, he's the he's the darkest empath. What do you yeah? He's the darkest empath. Why do you yell yeah? He's the darkest empath ever. I felt all this pain in my face.

The most weird, awkward thing I remember, I vividly remember as a kid, and it wasn't the place at all. I remember being so mad about it. I was at, it was one of those clubs, either cultural clubs clubs like was like either like the Hungarian man or like the Buffalo Club or some shit like that. Because it was like yeah it was a thing where it was like...

Peter Lorre. They were all over the place yeah I'm related to them but apparently they were all over the place and like no one I knew was like a member but they'd have like dinners you could go to like anybody just come in and pay and it's like a dinner and it was like people I knew were like obsessed with this shit like we're gonna go to the club, dining clubs, we're gonna go to the Hungarian man or Like anybody just come in and pay and it's like a dinner. And it was like people I knew were like obsessed with this shit. Like we're gonna go to the club. Dining clubs.

We're gonna go to the Hungarian manor. It was right down the street from my house. But I remember we were at the table and like one of my parents' friends was like, oh, can you go get me a soda? Like you have to go up to like, I'm eight, nine. So it probably thinking looking back on it was a bar. Yeah.

But it's just a little booth where there was a man standing. Not until this moment was like, oh, that's a bar. I went to a bar. But it's like, get a soda from that guy. I was like, okay. And as a kid, anytime you go to stuff, people give you money, right? Like, here, get a soda, here, get whatever.

And I'm like, oh, do I need money? And they're like, no, it's free. And I'm like, okay. And so I walked up to it and one It wasn't yeah, but but I don't know because I'm a kid and I'm from New Jersey Like I didn't do this anywhere. It was such a thing growing up. It's like people fuck with you all the time Yeah, sure like yeah, you're busty chops can't remember and that'll be two hundred dollars Yes, that shit all the time all the time. I is a million places

I can think of where it'd be like, okay, whatever, and they're like, oh, can I get a hot dog? Here's your hot dog. It's like a straw. I'm just like, okay, can I get the actual hot dog though? Yeah, real life and a half, dude. I went up and I was just like, oh, I'll get a soda. And they were like, oh, it's like 250, $3.

And I remember going, huh, here we go. I'm like, eight, I'm like, yeah, okay. I'm like, yeah, and they're like, it's 250. And I'm like, no, it isn't, it's yeah, and they're like, it's 250 and I'm like, no it isn't it's free I'm like no, it's not and I was like This is awkward and I was just so mad I went back. I'm like But I'm like fucking you fucking dick fuck. Yeah, it's a fucking free baby. Look like fucking idiot I just so lied to me and it's not I wasn't mad like at the guy

Yeah, sequence of they told me it was free and people did that shit all the time Yeah, you look like if it didn't I would have been like, oh, okay. Hang on. Let me go come on But it made me look like a fool. In fact, I'm like, no it isn't like yeah, it is. Yes it is It costs money Stupid that's like I will never forget that it's not like I think I think about It's that one it leaps out of mind. My thing was like dickhead you idiot Fuckin figure it out My thing was like a thing in like seventh grade and it was like it was like for computer lab

So it wasn't even like an English Class but like for learning how computers work It was like pulling a reference and writing a summary about an article or something and we did that and the teacher who run who ran the computer lab for the quarterly rotating elective class was also an English teacher. So she read mine and she goes, you're supposed to summarize it in your own words and not just copy it.

And I go, that is what I did. Okay, I guess I did this wrong. But something like about the interactions, like in the back of my head just didn't feel right. Yeah, and I was like, I thought that's guess I did this wrong But something like about the interactions like in the back my head just in right? Yeah Yeah, and I was I was like I thought that's what I did, but I'm okay I guess he said so and I just I mentioned it to my mom when I was home And I was like it was just a weird thing that happened where it's like I thought I did a good job on the on The assignment thing and uh and she said I fucked up. She's like we're going down there. Oh my god I'm not just I we're here wow you two don't bring me went to the vice principal's office after class

what oh no and so the next day there was we're going there was a note in like my home room yeah right that's why I was crying I was like well here's what happened in hindsight I kind of appreciate it because like I knew in the back of my head that I had been wrong I have to go. Yes Appreciate I think that's really cool that she was like she's standing up for you and everything and I think it would be a lot Cooler if you stayed at home That too when their kids are fucking you stayed at home and played Nintendo while all of it happened It would have been 10 times. I don't wanna go back to school

Looks like in the evening. In my home, right? It's like, the lights are weird. In the home room, there was a note from the teacher. She was like, it was explained to me. It was like, you actually did a really good job. Apparently it was so good, she thought I copied it. And she was an English teacher, so she was like,

you know, she was like the eighth grade English teacher So next year it's like, you know, if you're in my class, I'd be honored like that. I was like so funny I did not get her next year the year. Thank God luckily. Yeah. Thank God. I got a way better teacher who I still credit for like Fostering like my love of writing and yeah creativity and he liked home star runner. He was the best And you copy pasted everything yes teacher. I ever had any let me let me copy every yeah Oh, yeah cheat the fuck out no no guy, so yeah, that was uh I just remember sobbing in the Karen see Horrible waiter waser was horrible.

Husband had to get up and refill his own drinks. Oh, what? Not busy! Manager came by and asked how we were and advised him we had no napkins and had to get refills. Manager spoke to waiter and waiter literally threw a metal tray at our table and kept walking. I doubt it very much horrible We had another server bring our meals and she coughed on our wings. We will never come back Look look Karen not to say that you're being

But I don't think she literally threw Yeah, at the table it also like again, you know Grammar aside typing and talking are two different things. Yeah. Could be that. Like, I hate writing, so I would, I go, me make fast go now. Like, I just want to get it over with. You would have copied.

But, but, yeah, absolutely. But anyone, I copy and then I add extra words to make it different, but I add words that don't make sense. And in the middle of a sentence for no reason. But people that go, husband had to get up, not my husband. Husband. Husband. Wife. Wife. Cooked dinner. Why use many words when few words do cook? Also, you or your husband getting up and getting your own refills at the restaurant.

That's pretty crazy. That's that's insane behavior on that. Yeah, you got to go back into the kitchen. That's pretty crazy. That's you got that's insane behavior on that. Yeah, you got to go back into the kitchen. That's what I'm saying. Hey, what's up? Yeah, what is it? How does that? How's that impossible? It's like, no, I just grabbed the gun from behind the counter. I don't know how you do it because I feel like if you can do it, it's not behind the counter. Right. You're supposed to do it yourself. Right. If it's in the Taco Bell, ate there, had to refill my own drink at the drink station. If you could see. Went to 7-Eleven, gotta fill my own Slurpee. If it's in it. Rant the Taco Bell, ate there, had to refill my own drink at the drink station. If you could see.

Went to 7-Eleven, had to fill my own Slurpee. If you could see the drink station, you do it yourself. Yeah. If you can't see it, they do it for you. That's what I liked about Nando's. Remember, they're like, here's your seat, here's your order, go get your shit. And I went, great, we have to wait for anybody. That's awesome. I love that.

You're on your own. I love that. I'm glad they had all the utensils and everything. And then one of the reviews was like like we had to get all this stuff Yeah, shut up. Yep. Oh, oh the journey. It was like going to Mordor. I had to walk 25 feet Where's that? Oh, yeah to go there. We don't know Never heard of that before I Sent this what is that? Who is Frodo? I sent this in the group text the other day. I mean you guys know what I'm telling the audience. I have to dig it up, but I did the mini crossword.

Oh, yeah. And one of them was cry of delight and it was ooooh! And I sent it in there and it's funny. I didn't really think about it, but Jordan goes, sauce monkeys delight. Nick says, not enough O's. Not enough O's. But one or the other, the riddle wasn't there, but it was like, creatures in Lord of the Rings,

the answer was orcs, and then Eric put, what are orcs and who is Frodo? Yeah. Totally, unprompted who is Frodo is like the funniest. Totally, unprompted who is Frodo is like the funniest. I just maintain that I don't know a goddamn thing about Lord of the Rings. I have like five or six group texts and all of them are like family that I have on Do Not Notify, on Mute, Pokemon, and Argrit text. It's the only thing.

It's the only thing I don't have muted. It's the two best things you got going on. This is funny. I don't know if it was the exact same article or it was just like the same article regurgitated. Cause the picture looked different. I didn't remember if I saw the picture, but it was like just days ago,

I saw the other dark empath, or I saw dark empath again. And I was like, it's still relevant, baby. How dark empaths hide in plain sight. And it's so funny, because right under that, you know, granted, this next article was from December. Yeah. It was just the headline, but it was from December. But right next to it, it was a headline,

Scientists Discover a New Human Species That Defies Conventional Wisdom. But it's from December, but right next to it. It was a headline scientists discover a new human species that defies conventional wisdom What the fuck? Oh Oh, and I also put in there cuz under that says welcome to the Made me think a two meter booty shake. Welcome to the fandom Welcome to the fandom Which I posted the next day, but it would apparently Sean Hannity and R.F.K. Jr. went to a steak and shake for some reason,

some not like, oh, we're just going to steak. It's like, that's just where we're gonna go. It has nothing to do with it. But they were just raving about the fries. And that reminds me, we talked about it here of like the fuck the vegans. Cause they, steak and Shake stopped using vegetable oil and started using beef tallow.

I assume again. Because most people use that to begin with forever ago. And I can't imagine that's good for you, Mr. Health and... Well, that was it. So I was like, I just cut part of it. But they were talking about that because the beef tallow and R.F.K said, people are raving about these French fries, Kennedy said at one point while I got a real

Hannity exclaimed they're amazing. They really are Naturally the chain social media team took advantage of the endorsement first by thanking our FK jr. For the visit in one post and turning His name into a verb in another quoting RFK in the fries the brand was that like making them sound weird yeah I guess yeah I don't I don't yeah I sure like this music beef towel is like our of game is um the burger chain also seemed to directly court Magalomaniacs like I don't they said that god quoted it by responding to a tweet from from empty G with making fries taste great again Now do the other side No, no just that side and then I say I said under that I already lost it

I said oh I said under that I was like guys don't get vaccinated. Don't eat processed food go to steak and shake American flag Fuck yeah It cures measles You can just say stuff I'm sorry. You're going to Steak and Shake though. That's his whole thing. Processed food, unhealthy food, fast food. I hate it.

Check out these fries. They're fried in beef now. It's good for you. What are you talking about? Finally, fries are good for you. What the hell are you talking about? And then Joe Biden pooh-poohed his pants. See, now there's some both sides there you go There you go guys both sides hair, and then he sniffed someone's hair, and then he snipped his diaper

He made it and they put it on the fridge well they put all his macaroni on Well we've heard your reviews What? Well, we've heard your reviews, now it's time to get to our review of the Buffalo Wild Wings Beer, Cheese, Cheese Steak and Chicken Parm I mean we were kind of hinting at it that the Parm is like the show and the cheesesteak one is like there you go man Yeah, it's it's Inferior in the way it looks and like how heavy it is and also taste because that watery beer cheese Is not good. No

there Was it shaved sirloin? Yeah, nothing. Yeah, it's a gray and kind of like watery I don't like the cheesesteak at all. It was it was like sloppy. It was just kind of like I Don't know so it is meager. Yeah, it was it was very me Here's a good good good word for it But you know that's not to say that like just fine. It was too much Yeah, just like a person that like the palm was good It was bigger and like maybe more fleshed out, but boy was it a lot Yeah, just like the person that like the palm was good. It was bigger and like maybe more fleshed out. But boy, was it a lot. Yeah. Very like salty. Don't know

why there's mozzarella sticks, but that mozzarella stick in there and it's just like, okay, this is like too much. If you want to do that, put the fucking cheese curds in there. They're tiny and light. They're tiny and light and light and tiny. And the, um, at one point I was trying to eat it and like, I got like a weird part of the chicken where it was like Tendon oh, yeah, I literally could not bite it And so I just got the point where I'd like just pulled and it just pulled out the chicken Oh my god. Yeah, and I was like boy. I hope nobody's looking at me I had a piece of paper. Yeah, luckily that was happening at the same time I thought everyone was not everyone's laughing at me. He was eating paper

I have a paper like thank God. I wasn't laughing at the at the tendon, but I'm gonna tell your mom about it He's gonna make you cry going back. She's gonna make you cry in the bathroom She's gonna make you cry. We're going back! She's gonna make you cry in the bathroom. You made my son tendons. Made me tendons. Tendon, chicken tendy tendons. So what did you think overall of what we had here? So I think as... Puzzle bites were amazing.

Yeah, too bad they're not part of this. They do have those. And the cheese curds. Those were one and two. And if you fail to understand, we keep saying everything. It's like an everything bagel. The shit, the seeds, the salt, the pepper and the onion and whatever they were good They were they were crispy on the outside which is not usual no for pretzel bites They're usually soft, but they were soft on the inside. They were very good. They were good

I the first bite I had of the parm was good because I dipped it and all the flavors were there I think that was the perfect bite of it. Yeah, and then just got really worse from there I think that was the perfect bite of it. Yeah, and then just got really worse from there 52% 52 okay. I'm actually opposite. I like the cheesesteak better Oh, wow, but it was meager if it was like twice as much stuff Yeah, I think it would have been a solid that was not a loaded. It was so thin like a not just thin steak It was just so much bread because it was like everything in it was like this and then it was the bread But the bread like the chicken parm is the exact opposite It was like this much and then the bread

There was so little in it that the bread like wrapped all the way around and then some So like they just like doubled all the ingredients I don't give a shit about the accoutrements like it wasn't amazing, but it's also Buffalo Wild Wings I didn't walk in there going, if anything I went, I'm surprised flavor-wise, this is as good as it is because it's Buffalo Wild Wings. Have it come across. The chicken was just like, it was good,

but it was so much for, again, something that had like eh flavor. It was just more. I would have liked more of the steak. But I think I agree with you. I'm gonna give it a solid, just between the two of them. It's a 50. It's a 50. It's fine.

If you go to Buffalo Wild Wings and you'd rather get a sandwich, they're fine. We gave the chicken a 45. I think 50 is decent for a sandwich. It could have been fucking terrible. It could have been like steak-um steak, which is fucking disgusting. And it wasn't that, but there was nothing in that cheese.

And put the marinara sauce on the fucking chicken. I don't understand. That's an average score of 51. 51 is the average score. Still slightly better than the chicken. Yep. So there you go. That's our review of Buffalo Wild Wings.

Try it, give it a shot. Let us know what you think in the comments. You can fight in the comments this week if you want to. Don't feel obligated. I want to see feet stuff or bathroom stuff. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's good. Yeah.

He has to be vocally against it. No, I don't. I want everyone to talk on the phone in the comments. Loudly. Tell us your best conversation or the best conversation you heard of someone on the phone in the back you guys did a great job last week of Fighting in the comments about nothing those were good I think we had we had a lot of people that really got in the spirit of it like the right way where it was just

Very like the most nonsense stuff and it was a lot of fun And then there were some other people who I think maybe didn't understand what we wanted. I still don't know if that was in reference to what we asked or not. There's a guy who would just reply wrong to everyone. He was talking about the mails. He just went down the chain, went wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, to like everyone, everyone commenting. And you were like, what was it? We told people to like argue in the comments.

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We need the engagement and the views on YouTube. My favorite thing on the YouTube comments were people who were arguing and they weren't even saying mean things. Yeah, they were just like being contrarian, but in parentheses, we're saying nice things. They were just like being contrarian, but in parentheses were saying nice things. Just so you know. Like, she's normal size.

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