100% Eat - Ooo What’s That? with Nick - Ride Along Shake Shack

Episode Date: December 12, 2024

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Me too. Team. So is Nick. I'm hoping I'm gonna wake up for one better. Guys, guys. What happened? He might've had too much, guys. He overdid it. Well, you're'm gonna wake up. Guys, guys. Guys. Uh huh. What happened? He might've had too much guys. He had too much, he overdid it.

Well, you're not gonna believe it. Who? Who? Gracie? Nick would never. See, immediately throw your under the bar. No, I just. He did it.

There's five of us, so. What? I mean, there's four of us right now, but there's five of us in this universe. This guy's out of his mind. Look, I'm full of chocolate and bad memories right now. This guy is what you want. This guy's out of his mind. Look, I'm full of chocolate and bad memories right now. This guy is what you are. This guy.

This guy. You like that. Just fucking hammered out the gate. I deserve it, and it hurts. We know you do. That's on him. What? No.

I'm not going to say that. Not this time. Hey, guys. You know what? He went in. He sucked down every little thing in front of him. What? No. I'm not gonna say that. Not this time. Hey guys, you know what? He went in, he sucked down every little thing in front of him. He chomped it, he slurped it. I left a couple of fries.

Fucking guzzled it down, walked out, and may have had too much. That's on him. You drank so much of that chocolate shake. It was so good. That chocolate shake sucked. You're out of your fucking mind. If you fucking chowed it down.

That was crazy. I'm gonna have this apple one. When I could have a chocolate one instead. Suck you're out of your fucking mind how'd it down? When I could have a chocolate one instead He's having like a sugar high or something? Dude, I feel like all this time We've been in the car for 20 seconds and this car feels hot boxed I don't know why and he's already going We don't get you man What is happening? It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon and we just had milkshakes

A lot of them We had 30 milkshakes I'm a good little boy with my gram on pie That's you Oh, dude That's you Oh, dude, oh, dude This guy is still holding on to that one, huh? Never left say, hey, the bitch is back. Oh! It's like, it's a good bit that spawned from just an absurd of going, you wish.

It was never a good bit of Nick going, hi, Eric's mom's here. I'm your mother. But that's the only time it comes up. It's not like it was well grounded and crafted. What are you talking about? Come on, man! Back me up, Jordan, you're sleepy. What are you talking about? Come on, man. Back me up, Jordan. You're sleepy.

What do you care? What do I care? Back me up, Jordan. You're sleepy. Go back to your own. You want just like general applause for like not a lot of workers. Go back to Bucky Juice.

Yeah, there you go. I'll make him laugh. That's a good one. That is a good one. You're like, too much ice cream. Oh, that's a good one like to my two-web size Honestly, do you think about it this way where you're like, maybe if I was in the mask right now I wouldn't have said everything that I just said and I would have gone whoo instead. How does it worse? Well, I recommended it to him and now you know here we are and now he's not gonna do it anymore cuz now he's like Oh shit

Jam Decks oh, I don't want I don't know why he I feel stressed for him He feels pinned in a room like I gotta get out of this somehow But there's not really a son out to get out of and it's just you drank too much ice cream Yeah, you had too much milkshake. Yep. And you're just getting defensive about it. Yeah.

You got it. That's all there is. And Jordan's tired. Wait, me and Jordan shut up because we started reading this license plate. We're trying to figure out what it says. Grown. Could be green.

Green. J and D, N. Green gene van? You shouldn't be doing three words. It's hot in this car. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. This fucking guy! Dude, what a mess! Grown Jonavan! Grown Jonavan! Jon-Jonathan? He's saying what he thinks you're saying, but it's not the same thing. Green Genevan!

Grown Jonavan! Grown Jonavan! Nope! Not what he said. Now I'm tired, man. It's like playing a video game with Jackie. No. It's like playing a video game with Jack. No, it's like playing a video game with Jack. Jack, so you know I can't hear you. I can't hear you.

Oh my god. Oh my god. I said at one point, I think it was in a video. Uh-huh. I was like, it's like playing games with Gracie. Dude, yes. I see. What game should we have her play for a video?

Word game. Oh, word game. She's got to play every Fox game until we find out what Fox is. I can't fathom we'd give her a game and she would not be bored in two seconds. In two seconds? Two? She would rather slap the controller in her hands than play video games.

Yep. I don't think she gives a fuck about video games. I mean, in the slightest. Huh. Oh. Maybe not. Everyone's like, oh, what about that? We were talking about it.

You guys like, maybe it was Lucky the Fox from 2017. This indie game. Hey, what's up? You're insane. Can I tell you? That popped into my head. Right, but did you say that? And I didn't say that.

No, because if it was a real person who had said that, I would have suggested that. Exactly. She started describing it and it was like, all right, what's like not a super mainstream Fox game? Someone could theoretically be like, oh, what is that? No one's going, what's that, Star Fox? I don't know.

And I'm like, could be Lucky the Fox. She'll never know what that is. She'll never know what that is. And it's a couple of years old that I know that, because my kid was playing it. Oh, is that right? Yeah. It was like a game I saw, and I was like, oh, my kid

might like this game. So I got it, and then I had to test it out. Nice. So that's a little something for you. I played the shit out of that. And I sat there running through my mind going, why would I even say Lucky the Fox? She has no idea.

She doesn't know what Banjo Kazooie is. Somebody else said ukulele. And so I just kept it inside. You didn't have a fox in it. No, it doesn't. Neither does, you know, Kazooie the bear. Yeah, I mean, that's also true. Jordan, you said something very funny earlier

where you were like, tunic? And that just made me laugh. Because it's again, a similar like- Another game that she probably has never heard of. Oh, why would she ever hear of tunic? It's just, it's funny you didn't say it and it's actually funnier now because I saw how the conversation would have went.

You would have said tunic. I would have laughed my ass off. I went, yeah, tunic. And then Gracie would have been like, what's that? What's that? What's that? Maybe that was it. one, what is it? It could have been it.

And two, why is it funny? Yeah. Right. And the joke is it's funny because there's no goddamn way in the world you would ever know what this game is. That's the joke. So there's no reason explaining it to you. Because even if I do explain it, you'd go, huh.

Huh. Yup. That's kind of what happened when I said, gecks. Yes. Oh yeah. She went, what's that? Yeah. It's a fox. Well, maybe that's it. Yeah.

Nope. No, I can assure you. No, I'm making a joke and you don't get the joke. Well, I said the joke too, I was like, I know, Razzy, I understand he's answering you and making a joke, but the joke isn't at you or for you. Nope. You're just the setup.

Nope. And then he looks somewhere else. We're still trying to entertain everyone listening to us. Right. Nope. You're just the setup. Nope. And then he looks somewhere else. We're still trying to entertain everyone listening. Right, right. So we're not going to stop. A couple of these have to be for them. But they'll be for you. Sorry.

I can't escape this crazy talk. Nick, Nick. I know, it's true. Nick hit me up today about. Nick hit you? Hey. Nick hit me. He hit me up today.

And he's like, hey, do you have like, the short clips that we were putting on YouTube? Not the taste test, but just clips from the episodes. Oh, sure. Because on Spotify, they have a thing where it's like, oh, if they're going to promote. What's Spotify? It's a website for your phone that plays music.

And sometimes it'll promote your shows. And it'll play audio for you or whatever, or a clip that you give it. So we're going to use the one where Gracie gets bored, which is such a great representation of our show. Hey, check out this podcast. You might get bored by it. Like this person who's on the show and they don't want to be.

Come check it out. Great stuff. Do you think that could hurt the brand? Uh, I'm not sure. Just so you know, Nick stopped listening. He almost listened to the whole thing. Oh yeah, and then he, and then he stopped. Look at the purple.

Over there, really close. Over there. Yup. We went there for a broadcast meeting. Uh huh, and that's why it was so important to say. Right. That's why. Guys, look. There wasn even bother reason. That's why he that's Listening uh-huh for no reason he went there one

No, the camera man's trying to make his own show He's trying to make his own show. Ooh, what's that with Nick? Who makes that with Nick? Please remind me that- We'll put it on the gray sheet here. Please remind me that that's the title of this episode of Ride Along. Ooh, what's that with Nick?

Now testing face. Just waiting, you'll be like, and then that's the thing, yeah, yeah, right. So over there, now that you're done though, right? Get this great shot of downtown Austin. Ooh. What's that? Make sure you get one of the cranes, the back here.

Oh yeah, look, I see that crane over there. Yeah, but then there's one right here that's right in front. Oh, there's one right here too? Yeah, it's right there. They're all lined up. Oh yeah, there you go. They're all lined up for Spider-Man. Austin's cranes.

They are lined up. Austin's cranes, building shit all the time. Oh, fuck. Oh, why didn't you slim into that cop? Yeah, I was trying to. He's trying to get me there. He was trying to get me there he was trying to get you oh he's paychecking he was beating you into it yeah he knows that if he gets rear ended it's the person yeah he can yeah cuz then he can he can sue me and it'll be like the cop finally

wins well he's getting one for the little guy he's getting pissed cuz he sees Nick filming. Yeah. Oh right. He heard there's a CEO in this car so he was actually protecting me. That's why he kept going. I was just a regular person. I'm the CEO in this situation. What? Yeah. First of all, I don't know what you're talking about. And two, I didn't see any cops protecting that guy from UnitedHealthcare. Yeah, that's the only thing. I know what he's, and I was like, he's talking about that. Yeah, I know what I thought. He didn't help that guy at all. That guy's dead.

Yeah, but did you hear how the cops actually said that this guy was like a top tier assassin? And the only way that he could have done this is if he had meticulous planning. It wasn't just... Oh, you mean waiting for him to walk by and then shooting him in the meeting? Yeah, right. And then the cops would be going we're stoned. Yeah, so Guys, you don't get it. He went on an e-bike Those could take you anywhere Why would you take an e-bike You don't have to pedal. Yeah

Hey, you know, I'm in a hey Not your seminar, you know, you know? Save your stamina. Hey, you got me. It's not your stamina, you're not sweating your DNA everywhere. Oh, that's smart. You just have to like, you know, rent it and like log into an account. How come somebody didn't take the thumb print

off the bullet like Batman did when he was getting the Joker? Cause maybe they didn't have one there. That movie came out 16 years ago at this point. Oh, that's fucked up. I still have no idea what the fuck is going on in that scene. Oh, I don't either. It doesn't make any sense to me.

How did he get a fingerprint from a ballistics? Off a bullet like that? Is it because he took the whole, the bullet hole, and I guess surely the bullet hole. Uh-huh, and I guess Surely the bullet shattered. Uh-huh, and then somehow using the ballistics of the hole or the forensics of the hole reconstructed it Yeah, and also got the finger print got the fingerprint off of it Cuz the bullet pieces all come together and then there's a fingerprint on it, but that doesn't make any sense No, no, it't. He reconstructed the bullet. Yeah. It checks out. What the hell?

Come on, man, he built it from nothing again. Yeah. You know how like the bullet, like when it goes, it's like a knuckle ball, like it doesn't spin or anything. No, yeah. Yeah, it just sort of goes straight style. Yeah, it goes like this. Yeah, easy.

And then you just take the fingerprint off that. I don't, it seems like you understand. You guys sound dumb right now. Dude, this is just modern forensics. With Uber Reserve, good things come to those who plan ahead. Family vacay? Reserve your ride as soon as you book your flights. To all the planners, now you can reserve your Uber ride

up to 90 days in advance. See Uber app for details. Do you think they can get the assassin's fingerprints from the bullets? That's what I just said! Killed him, the Riddler. Oh shit! The Riddler.

Gotta match wits. They're making fun of some guy that got shot. That's fucked up. I know, right? Hey, hey, no, no it's not. Oh, you know what? He's right. Yeah, I know., no it's not. But you know what? He's right. Yeah, I know.

He knows, he knows. Yeah, I think based on the general reactions of people, I'm not sure that guy's gonna be missed. Really? They really went like, did anyone see anything? And everyone went, we were temporarily blind. The 20,000 people in this block, we were temporarily blind when this happened.

All the jokes about being, ooh, my sympathies are out of network. Yeah, yeah. It's been a lot. It's been a lot. Yeah, I don't know man. He's a, yeah, it's like held insurance is a big scam. Hey, too political.

Too political. Like all I'm saying is, you know, you get what you get. That is what you're saying. And then you get more and that's what's coming to you. I like that zoom. What did you zoom or did you just move it closer? That's a zoom. Okay, just checking. In a sense.

Just checking. Okay, okay. Check out the zoom. Check out the zoom. It's a manual zoom. Yeah, a manual zoom. That's what they always do. I'm not familiar with manual zoom. Yeah, a manual zoom. I'm not familiar with the terms.

Hey, can you zoom in? When it takes you to the gym space, the camera guy would like run out of the bathroom. That's how you got to know Pam so well. Jump over Pam's desk and fucking charge John Krasinski. It's a manual zoom in, auto cams. Or whatever, I don't know. Zoom zoom zoom, zoom! Just, where the way?

That's why I was so shaky. We do. We need, we need means of egress. We have a zoom coming up. Clear the path, clear the path! And clear the lane. Oh, man. On the way to, Jesus Christ. Man. On the way to.

Jesus Christ, dude. On the way to Shake Shack, we were talking about Red Dead Redemption 2 again. Again? Shake Shack. Boy, that is. Dude, we should get Gracie to play that game. I.

To find the two things we've been talking about for a while. She'd be out in an instant. I just can't. Yeah, but she'd be, but, but, I feel like she, it's a game she could get bored in and still play the game Yeah, she'd be like, oh, it's that just gonna walk off somewhere and that's what that game is. Yeah Yeah, the game is just go look at that. What's that? Don't look at that. There's a lot of that stuff

Let's try it. We can get her to do it. She would never know We let's give her a game that she would play. We can make her play it. She would love it She would love it. She would absolutely love Death Stranding. Oh my God. Oh God. She would go, oh, is this a Strand type game? Finally. Is this Sand Bridge's border?

Oh, check it out. It's Pinocchio Man. Why is Conan in this? What's the guy's name with the mask? Isn't there a guy whose name is just like Deathman? I thought it was president or some shit. It's a weird ass game. We were talking about Kojima on the last Michael Jordan podcast. It made me think of Death Stranding. It's like, maybe I should really give that game a chance.

I don't know if I'm going to. And his name's Dead Man. Dead Man. Close, you're close. Okay. Would you say Death Man? Yeah, I just don't know anything about it. And it just seems like another Metal Gear universe

where it's like, I gotta learn all the dumb rules of it. He just wanted to do another one like that Like if he still had Metal Gear this would be Metal Gear Yeah, it would just be with like another character, but then like Snake would sometimes be there like that's all it that's all it would be Oh Metal Gear Solid 2 then. Yeah got a new car. Yep. Oh Is that right? Is that a TV stand? Oh no does. Oh, wow. Oh my gosh. Congratulations. I like that they just swapped it out while we were gone. That's service.

So mad to happen. Okay, let's clip this thing. Key not in vehicle, what the fuck is this? Did you leave it somewhere? No, it's in my pocket. I was like, where's my phone? Not in vehicle. Come on.

Oh, I forgot. You? Come on. I forgot. You want to grab it? He forgot. Wow. Okay. Oh, the TV's down. I'm sorry. I didn't know what you were talking about.

And then I just stood there waiting. You did. He was filming. You did. It's true. I saw it. Wow. There it is. Oh, we got to put it together.

Yeah. I'm bored. Can you give him a hand with it if he needs it? Or are you got it? Okay. You know, I would have taken the hand hand with it if he needs it? No, I'm fine. Oh, you got it? You know, I would've taken the hand, but he did look at it and walk off. Why?

Well, at least he didn't stand there and go, look, we gotta build it. He didn't sit there and do it. I didn't care. I mean, at least I didn't scoff about it. Ooh, a spoiler. We spent the same time. What's that?

We spent the same time. We spent the same time. Arthur Morgan dies. Anyway. What is that? We spent the same sound, same time. Arthur Morgan dies. Anyway. What is he talking about? What is he doing? God damn. He seems like six years old. I know. But we were talking about it and Michael famously did not finish it. I know. And we were talking about post

game stuff when you're John. Why? What happened to Arthur? I famously know how it ends. I just thought it was really funny. You were playing the fool very well. Thank you. I'm gonna- What's up little bup?

I'm looking at the- You gotta get yourself on the phone with a bathroom guy. What the fuck? Hey, flush flush. So I called our maintenance guy cause these lights aren't turning on now. These are starting to flip around. They're all starting to die.

Yeah, we just need to get them replaced. We're just, fine, it's not a big deal. But I called him and when he answered, no one said anything and a toilet flushed. And then it was just me on the phone for 45 seconds. Talking to a flushing toilet. Oh, I muted my side and I just kept going, what the fuck? What the fuck? And talking to a flushing toilet. Oh, I muted my side and I just kept going, what the fuck?

What the fuck? And then you started flushing too. Hello? Oh! My wife got me a Garfield phone. Yeah, he came over to show it to us because we- Oh, his eyes stayed open. We won't be keeping it because of the heat flip.

Gordon's making him cum. Yeah! I can't get him to listen on Garfield. Oh, yeah. Almost there, almost there, almost there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah me whip it out. This is something that I bought

and we can't get it anywhere anymore. We're not in the car, it's okay. We're not going to drink it right now. We'll do a video about it later. Hell. Jordan. The tomato wine, isn't it? Jordan. It's so small.

There's two bottles. The Pizza Hut. Tomato bottles. The Pizza Hut. Tomato wine. The Pizza Hut wine. Natural flavors and vegetable juice for color. The Pizza Hut wine. They really, hold it up for the camera. It's corked and everything and it's a Pizza Hut cork.

Oh, this is a corker. Yeah, so we'll do a video taste testing that later. He didn't look at you when you said that. He made a face Yeah, it's something over here was happening quietly yeah nothing was happening I was looking at Jordan laughing at the face he made and it was So we got to Had too much. Yep, that's two bottles. He had too much, guys. He had too much. Yep.

I can't be blamed for, you know, stuff being out on the table. We'll do a taste test video later. So look forward to that. Wait a minute. Yeah. 12.7. Does this one look kind of alive? Yeah.

How is it holding on? That frond. It's getting there. Okay. He's so back. Yep. This one's about to unfurl. Okay.

He's rebounding. Okay. It's coming back, man. It one's about to unfurl. Okay. He's rebounding. Okay. It's coming back, man. It's coming back strong. That one is fun. He's going on the Bumpers board for saving the points. I'm gonna ignore that. I'm gonna ignore that one. Are we still in this date range? No.

Okay. No. No. Well, actually, yes. We are. I mean, you say yes, we say no, who knows, whatever. We're not in it. I don't know what day it is. What the hell is today? The fifth. The fifth, yes. We are. I mean, you say yes, you say no, who knows. I don't know what day it is.

What the hell is today? The fifth. The fifth, okay. Here, we're in the range. All right. We're in the range, great. We're going to record an episode. The hell we are.

Is this good? No. Gracie, stop it. What is this? Something to play with. What is this? Yeah, that's right. What are you talking about?

All right, bye. Bye.