100% Eat - Pajamas Pants at Little C's %% Little Caesar's Bacon & Cheese Crazy Puffs

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

Were these gone? Or are these new? Did we have this? Our Heroes lack object permanence so they go back to Little Caesar's to try the new bacon and cheese crazy puffs. They almost didn't. The order was lost. Or was it? Was your name on it? Terribly important questions that cause so many fights it'll make your head spin. Nick is ON ONE here. Dark Empath is carving a new future. Wait we didn't get to how we almost didn't get the food! Wai- Sponsored by Mando. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code EAT at shopmando.com! #mandopod And if you want good, head over to https://100percenteat.store/ Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Bet MGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario All right, you guys ready? Now everything went great. Yep. Yeah. All right Michael? Yeah, dude. All right. Wow, he actually asked me. Come look at me. I always ask. Here we go. You always ask, you just don't always listen. I listen.

No, you don't. I do. You ready? No. And then he starts. He definitely hears you. He does that all the time. He does that all the time.

I'm saying this time, I said yes. I listen every time. No, you don't. Welcome to 100% Eat, where Rick 100% doesn't listen all the time. Always. I guess also we try every fast food restaurant to let know if you need it sometimes you do sometimes you don't I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan Spears Jordan. How are you eating this food? We never had before No Michael I put it in your pocket and everything a lot of things in my pocket doesn't mean we did an episode on it

Yeah, just spitting silly technically, but that's okay Technicality I was in meaning that's right right right? And if that's the way that I'm right then yeah, yeah, that's the way the cocky crumbles. Yeah, huh the brownie That's not crumbling a cock brownie without foot We suck some cook today Because we are reviewing little Caesar's bacon and cheese crazy puffs yep the cross tops are back We also had I don't know that they were gone But these are new well the bacon the bacon ones are new, but I guess puffs go away. That's what I don't know That's what I don't know because for me. It is an object permanence lacking

Shit I stopped looking at them. I go well. They're never coming back I stopped looking at them and you never remember it You're looking at the little Caesars, and you go looks pretty good you turn around you go too bad it closed And then I miss those Caesars. I saw it. I saw it on a commercial I think it was like you you know, YouTube ad or something Not my account. I have premium but somewhere there was a commercial in my in my house Lindsay was watching something and I was like wait hang on crazy puffs and then I googled it. One of the plebes in your home Don't have YouTube. Yeah, come on time to watch ads all day. Yeah

I saw it legitimately was like whoa ads all day yeah I saw it legitimately was like whoa we should try this and then I was like do we eat this and you're like yeah we ate this but the bacon one is new yes yeah these are brand new yeah I remember nothing you talked about it I do remember them going in pockets I do remember Sammy taking a bunch yeah remember he said he didn't like them remember Jordan Levin ate one that's true Jordan Levin came in and ate one it was like That was like the stage where like all the wheels had fallen off. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah people were just walking around Like we got shit. We have nothing. That's what I was always doing

Right imagine if everyone else was doing it all the time also everyone just caught up to you. Yeah, I see Yeah, that was like we don't have anything real to do, so we're just going to kind of like wonder the halls, meander, and then see, oh, hey, food. Whoa. And then Sammy came in and ate one. He's like, I hate this. And then he's like, can I have the rest of these?

Yeah. I remember that. What? And that triggered the memory where I went, we didn't like them. Or we were at least disappointed. Yes. Because we like pizza.

We like Little Caesars. What could go wrong? It was kind of just Little Caesars. What could go wrong? It was kind of just Little Caesars and... It was a letdown. I remember that. They didn't have sauce in them, Nick. They had a dipping... You're supposed to like dip them in like a marinara. Okay, well let me tell you... They had like pepperonis in it.

So these ones all... This changes everything. This changes everything. Hey, this literally changes everything about this. It might as well be new. Yeah. Well it is. These are brand new. And that's why I suggested it because technically we've never had them. Uh-huh. That was a backup. Yeah. If the spit and silly thing that I didn't know about didn't work.

I'm filled with backups. Whatever, whatever it takes for me to be right. I'm into that. What did Gracie think about them though? I don't remember. I don't think Gracie liked them aware. I feel like she put them down on like a napkin and saw how greasy it was and went ehh and like did not like them. But that's The grease that's gonna stop Gracie. But again, it's gonna stop Gracie But this is but this is Gracie before the wheels came off. This is Gracie when she was like Yes, when she was like taking notes kind of uh-huh

I'm saying that when you're talking about normal Gracie before the wheels came off also was her Over the front of fortune cookies Yeah, I Think the wheels had fallen off. We just like we didn't notice. Yeah, they were covered or something I don't I think that's what happens when she quit and came back or whatever she did Where she's same object permanence kind of thing yeah, yeah, we stopped seeing Gracie race. Oh Gracie's back Grac, Gracie's back. Gracie, you quit, and now you're back. I never quit, I just worked in a different department. That's so crazy that you quit. Wow, welcome back, Gracie.

Same thing, bro. It's really big of you to come back here. I also don't fully believe that. You don't? No, and I don't know that she can back it up. You know what? If I would prove it, she'd go, hey, hey. I was gonna be like, no, I'm on your side.

I don't think it, I also don't think it happened. Hey, Nick, TV froze. Oh, I remember when it used to be like that. But then, but then we bought something that fixed it. Yeah, it's okay, it's fine. He'll fix it. You shoot back to Little Caesar real quick. Yeah, all right, all right.

See you guys in an hour and a half. Yeah, just stand out there for us for a little bit. You guys did all the standing outside. We did the standing outside. I did the standing outside with pajamas. Eric was in the pajama party. I was in the pajama party. You look like an idiot.

Yeah, I was wearing jeans like a dipshit. Yeah, yeah. Grabbing my hat like a moron. You weren't even wearing your tactical gear. I was not wearing my tactical gear like the guy in front of me. He was ready to like draw down just in case. Eric was touching his hat. I was not wearing my tactical gear like the guy in front of me. He was ready to like draw down. Dude, Eric was touching his hand.

He was doing this. It was... He clocked in immediately. He was putting his arms behind his back. He did this pose for a while. I went, look, he's a superhero at some point. So I ordered the food last night to get picked up at noon today.

Big mistake. Too early. Too early. Big mistake. Too much notice. notice. Thank you. You're talking about different shifts. You're passing your one order to the next day shift and it's just... You know they come in at 6 a.m. when they open up a Little Caesars for the morning pizza people. Dogging you for it. Yeah. So I can't believe you did the win order the food

So how crowded it was in size you guys we all started to walk in and then I turned around and you guys were all outside There's no room for us. No, uh, so we didn't want to be in there I didn't want to be in there There was no room for us you people wise and there was no room for us next to Eric's yes growing frustration You only would have made it louder filled It filled up the rest of the restaurant. Because people in there- Oh, I would have been making snide comments in Cacklin. Oh, that would have been fine because people in there,

you couldn't hear him, because everyone in there was listening to music and watching TikTok full volume. Why has that become a thing where it's like- People are wearing pajama pants. What do you expect? If you're on the bus or like public transit. Like, they're like Cookie Monster pajama, like she was she was wearing like cartoon like Rick and Morty ass pajama pants And then her princess friend came and picked her up very confusing Very weird no like princess shirt no it was a full

But we're going to a pajama party for sure we went to go pick up this food Hey, I had to wait in line to get the food Full dress. But. We're going to a pajama party for sure. We went to go pick up this food. Spring break, bitch! I had to wait in line to get the food, which the whole time we went, I mean, it's not gonna be ready. Oh, I mean, we didn't. On the thing. Oh, already, yeah.

On the thing, it said, hey, we got, hey, got your order. It wasn't even in the oven yet. And it was not even in the oven. So I waited in a 10, 15 minute line to get to the front, and I went, hey, I have an online order for Eric, and the guy went, it's in the oven. So I waited in a 10-15 minute line to get to the front and I went hey I have an online order for Eric and the guy went it's in the oven and I went all right it's fine. Stepped outside we started recording the ride along which is called the wait along. A lot of stand along. Another guy who had just been parked next to us as we stood. Yeah, he was there a long time. He was in a fire lane for 20 minutes. Probably, yeah.

They were waiting for the app to update. And as he was there, literally the front most parking spot was open. Yes. That we were also standing next to. The parking spot was that side of us, and then there's some stairs, and then he was in the fire lane over there.

And after waiting five minutes, could have went, you know what? I'll get in that spot. Nope. So he came in. There'll get in that spot. Nope. So he came in. There's no pirates that are gonna hit us. They were playing music too. I saw the name on the pizza portal and it said Eric.

And I went, all right. That's you. Jay. Oh. That's not you. And then I saw this guy get out of his car, go in and grab the pizza and walk out. And I went, oh, fuck.

That's crazy. That was Eric. Now we're gonna get our, uh oh. I just said my online order was Eric and that's what he meant was in the oven. This is bad. And then it was like, okay, what are we gonna do? Then Eric came out and he's like, we'll never get it, we'll never get the food, it's gone. It will never happen.

It's gone forever. There's no way to order food ever again. Talked about how we had- Oh, I'm sorry. None of those pizzas that were in there were hot and ready pizzas to buy. Those were all orders that were waiting. Mm-hmm, yeah.

So, like, we would have had to wait 15, 20 minutes. Somebody in front of me ordered a pizza when I went back in. He ordered a pizza and the guy went, it's gonna be 15 or 20 minutes. And the other guy was like, is that okay? I mean, I guess that's fine. Yeah, let's order that.

So it's like, oh fuck. You should've ordered the crazy puffs. Well, that was it again like like it would have been like oh, I like I got some just sitting around I did not have them so I'm not saying it's an ideal situation Okay, but if it came down to they didn't make our food. We don't have our food. Yeah, oh wait 15 minutes We've been here 40 minutes. We have nothing else to do. Yeah. Yeah wait another 15 minutes. Eric's like where do we go? Well, I thought maybe let's go somewhere else. I'm like, well, we get to McDonald's. We'll just get some pizza. We're already standing here. We've been standing here. Just order it.

I don't care. We went back in trying to figure it out. We talked about how we were going to finish early. What will we do with all this free time? Little Caesar's made sure of that. You already wrote the facts. I'm sure you spent so much time on it. And did so far in advance. Little Caesar's made sure of that. He did everything yesterday.

Yeah. Also probably too early. There's probably some funny things that happened. Facts aren't ready yet. Exactly. So I went back in and I said, hey, I told you I have an online order for Eric. That name, that was a different Eric.

I made different Eric. And the guy went, what? And then I went, this is my order. And he's like, I need to see a name. I went, that's fine. This is the order. This is it. And he went, this is my order. And he's like, I need to see a name. I went, that's fine. This is the order. This is it. And he went, Eric, hang on.

And he walks to the back and he starts going through every like heat locker. What are they called? Like, I don't think warming ovens. Warming ovens, I guess. So he starts going through all of them. Warming drawers. Whatever.

A couple of minutes goes by and he walks around and it's our full order and he starts scanning it. Like he has not scanned any other thing for anyone at all. And he starts scanning our stuff and then hands it to me and it's like, oh, this is our order. Surveillance date. Oh, they lost our order or they set it aside. Nobody knew where it was. They never updated anything and they went here. It's whatever. Michael confirmed this when he took a bite of the first crazy puff and he went, this has been out long enough to where it's not hot.

Well, I was, well, I was like, I'm gonna eat it right away. But I was afraid it'd be burning hot, scalding cheese hot. It was not cold, but it was not hot. But it was perfectly warm. It was warm? It was kind of perfect. I wouldn't go, like, if I had gotten it five minutes sooner, maybe a little better, but it was not hot, but it was perfectly warm. It was warm. It was kind of perfect. I wouldn't go, like, if I had gotten it five minutes sooner, maybe a little better, but it was not like,

oh, now it sucks too, because it's waited so long. So everything worked out fine. It worked out great. They physically lost our order and then found it. He was losing it, got it, lost it, continued to lose it. We got the food, it was a success. I was right again, thank God. And then Nick decided, I'm gonna argue with you.

I asked you a question. And they started going at it. And I gave you an answer. They started going at it, and it was funny, and I'm just sitting there going, wow, get him, and I'm, my little kid lost the organ. He's like, but Nick wasn't so sure. The name, was the name on it?

Oh, it was the name. He started it while we were taking the picture though. We're all over the picture and that's when Nick starts questioning it and Eric's trying to take that picture of us standing outside. He's like, what are you asking me? And he got snippy and then I,

when Eric gets mad and gets snippy or whatever, I just, I keep, I go, yeah, I keep it happy. And I just twist the knife. Just twist the knife. Nick immediately immediately whatever you said it was like right bitch. Yeah, and which is like it He pissed me off. I'm gonna fucking argue with you Order what's the name on it? Well you they got the order was not there right it was Round two here. We go. It could be lost if there wasn't anything on it. Are you not following me? He thinks I'm the one that's wrong. I think that we're both in the wrong.

I'm not wrong. You guys are just misunderstanding what the word lost means in the context. Keep misunderstanding. Eric is saying that it was physically misplaced. Yes, I get that. This is what I'm saying! This is what I'm saying!

This guy's in the same place! If it was put aside before the stickers were put on it, That Side before the stickers were put on it it could have been loved. I'm just asking Michael it had to go out at noon what time they put the stickers on it. I don't know. Oh Look, oh, maybe they didn't look at the sticker. I didn't look at anything you got the pizza You got the pizza started eating the pizza. I wouldn't look at the sticker, I didn't look at anything. You got the pizza, you got the pizza, started eating the pizza, I wasn't worried about the stickers, but I liked what was happening. They physically misplaced it. I get that!

I do get that. Okay. But was there a name on it? But what about the system? Where is it in the system? Right, but they didn't check it out yet. If you physically lost it, They haven't physically come and got it.

If you physically lost it, you should digitally say, we've lost this pizza, where is it? No, digitally though, it should still be in the system because it has been claimed Okay, right, but how does that help the missing physical pizza? Took it to the next level. I can't wait for our You always fucking do this I always Answer angrily you always escalate you always answer angrily when we all know you're angry and have been making fun of you being angry for 30 minutes out of nowhere

You snap for no reason we were all having fun. I'm prodding you. What's the problem? We were all having fun. I'm prodding you. What's the problem? Which is why he always gets so much romantic because Nick just says I wasn't prodding he was curious he thinks he's not You know, uh-huh. Uh-huh Nick goes. I wasn't prodding at all. You fucking crazy Is that he keeps agreeing with me? Michael's like sniffing yeah, uh-huh fuse and then Nick comes ago. What's this? Yeah? Play with these matches No, I I have the lighter and if you said I'm playing with these matches No, I I have the lighter and the fuses out I'm going

Next like oh you missed that yeah, I'm helping He missed the fuse I was Physically misplaced the pizza right He's on your side It doesn't feel or sound like listen bitch we all agree This is why it was fun we left little ceasers going I mean they lost the food it was whatever but like I'm not even Like I'm not even like mad at him I'm more just like sort of like confused whatever but like for this show Great whatever. Oh man one guy Was working there with two there were three employees total

What the fuck the other two people are just like jerking each other off or some shit Wow I'm the open that's where the cream came from Puff mm-hmm. That's that's that neon cheese Doctor if it looks like that it was just one guy Doing the whole fucking thing and he was like he was killing it with the resources that he had done and like was getting orders To people and everyone had pajama pants It was listening to the fucking phone, but they're getting their pizzas and leaving crazy

I filmed like the first two minutes of you walking in oh through the window. Yeah, what the post that yeah? It is put on patreon because it is you I try to cut out people as much as possible But it was a very small store. Yeah, and there are a lot of people everywhere, and they're all over He's not wrong Which is possible, but it was a very small store. And there were a lot of people in it. And they're everywhere and they're all wearing pajama pants. He's not wrong. It was something I clocked and was like, oh, this is classic high schooler behavior. It's spring break.

And everyone was just angry texting inside. I just, I- Everyone's wearing pajama pants. The pajama pants thing makes me nuts because it's a certain kind of person. And you know exactly what I'm talking about because they're pajama pants people. have flat hat cookie monster hats and they just it's terrible they're terrible

I also I'm pretty sure if we have ever texted him he wouldn't have sent anything but I waited in comments and then I just said I was like you're doing it. You're doing it. Don't give up. Oh, yeah, listen it like It was just text text text. Yeah Yeah, this is pajama pants little Caesars. No one knows what's going on and everyone is pajama pants fools Listening to music on their phone. It's so Loud it was like a bad bunny album out of like one ear and the other was just Instagram reels it was was like, oh fuck Any good ones? No

No, they're all it's Instagram reels. So it's all stuff that you saw two months ago Fuck it was brutal. But eventually we got the food and Yeah, and I ate it immediately Michael couldn't wait and we were all hungry But even without us being like very very hungry Wow We were all hungry. We'll have to wait. But even without us being like very, very hungry. Wow. Right? Like for Little Caesar's? Wow, it was fast.

Pretty good for them. I'll always say that the best thing Little Caesar's does is give you a deal. It really, yeah. I think I've said that since the first episode. Yeah, you're right every time our total Like 25 bucks for that's nothing dude for two things a crazy puffs It's just eight crazy crazy puffs a large pepperoni pizza, but not the hot and ready. I got the fancy

Fancyroni pepperoni cup aronia. It's like old world cup aronia whatever Cuceroni pepperoni. It's like old world cup-a-roni whatever. So that was like a million pepperonis on this pizza. And then a good, and then like a Twix brownie, just because it was like new. I'm like, oh, try that. Nick will want this. So will the sauce monkey.

We got his foot up five ways. Five ways. And it was all like 25 bucks or whatever. And that is, if you have a family, what a fucking deal to get all that food if you have like Your 12 year old son is gonna go insane for All of that that is what he wants if he can get a crazy puff. Yeah He'll go crazy puff. Yeah, he might put him in his pocket. I don't think he put these in his pocket. Oh He'll go crazy puff. Yeah, he might put him in his pocket. I don't think he put these in his pocket. Oh

Mmm, the cheese would have squirted everywhere been a scorch. She's pretty squirty. It was it was a squirty cheese I kind of that's why again, but it's good. I'm I'm glad imagine how hot that fucking cheese would have been Oh, yeah, just come out of the oven right that be third degree burns. Yeah. Yep squirt. She's fucking hot, dude So the thing we're reviewing today is the bacon and cheese crazy puffs Yeah, but that 10 out of 10 for me the The cuparoni fansaroni whatever pizza. It's not called cuparoni. You've made that up Many people are saying just just go with it then don't keep saying both.

Cuparoni, fansaroni. You can't do both. Why? You're wrong. That's not why. You can't just pick one side. I think I think fansaroni is dumber. It's kind of a bullseye.

Than cuparoni. You said cuparoni when we were in the run along. Fansaroni is a way worse name. And I was like, that's not what they call it, right? That's just you being stupid, and I went out it's like something like that exactly old world Fancy roni pepperoni we just went Well this might be a cup roni pizza Man those were the most pepperoni ass very pepperoni wow also

Fucking salt city yeah Yeah, the sodium is unreal on this shit. Yeah, it's pretty wild. I think their real, like, business is selling you drinks, and then they just make their food super salty. Dude, it's crazy. You need drinks. Shit at us. Yeah.

No drinks. Yep. That's right, we got drinkies here. Alright, good office coke. Yep. Jordan did the same thing! He did! Jordan really hit the spot.

It's great having a refrigerator, and now I'm not working your conditioner That's gonna be a problem. Yep. I mean it is one today fix please. Thank God. It's only 77 right now Yeah, uh well do you guys want to learn about little Caesar sure we can crack a window if we need to not no I don't think any of these are all he didn't say open. He said crack. That's true We could throw I could go outside bang on it some more They can't spell it can't believe you do that to you, okay My name is Eric and I'm here to say I want to tell you about Mando in a major way Why is it making me rap? Okay, well, either way,

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What? I said give it a shot. What? I said try it out. Thanks Mando. All right. Let's learn about Little Caesars. Our last Little Caesars episode was April 13th, 2023, where we ate the pretzel crust pizza.

It received an average rating of 41.5. It was back that recently? It was... Or is that the... That wasn't its first run. No, no, that was not its first run. But also, when did we do pizza cups? Oh, it was after that, but it was in the show. It was fit, so yeah, yeah, yeah. We did it without rating it.

We just ate them and whatever. Remember, that's how you were right. Yeah. Exactly. See? Yeah, it's been a while since we've been a Little Caesars. They've had some stuff to come and go, but these felt like, Michael went, hey, how about this? Iron pretzel crust is coming back.

Is it? Yeah. We should do it again, right? Did we get the stuffed version? Because they have the stuffed crust. Oh, I don't think we did. Didn't we learn our goddamn lesson? Here's the thing. Great point from Jordan,

because if they have it, we should definitely try it. He gasped like it's going to be incredible. It won't be! Every time the problem is the crust with stuffed crust isn't as flavorful. The problem is the cheese. Right, but pretzel cheese could do it. Right, and I agree, but where's the order?

I'm on your side! I'm on your side! I mean, look. I fundamentally disagree that the crust is the problem, the problem is the cheese. Here's what I agree with. This is what I'm saying! Do you see how it feels?

Here's what I'll say. He's agreeing with you, but he's just making the noise. But it's also the crust. It's exciting for the show, we'll'll get it don't be excited like it's gonna be good Yeah, we just dominoes couldn't do it little Caesars can't do it. No, there's no way little goddamn But and represent pretzel we'll see we will see We'll see the cheese is the problem. You're right. That's it He keeps you because it's always the same fucking cheese Whatever company provides the cheese for stuff crust beat pizza as a monopoly because it's the same cheese every time if

They put their cheese dip cheese like that was on these pretzel puffs inside Oh, that's just a little layer of it. No, I shot and man. Yeah, there's no shot. That's what it's Cuz that cost money you know fuck you know you don't know based on all the times It was never that and we do know cuz it's always the same thing do you see the way he's a great? Just it's matter if it's crazy Russell crust or not I hear you I like it. I think you should do it more. Oh my god Jordan's researching yep, you research. Are you coming back or what? Little Caesar's prides itself on being a vegan friendly restaurant

In fact, their regular dough pizza sauce and crazy bread are all vegan So next time your vegan friend wants pizza, but also wants to see what it's like to live like the scum of the earth You dial up little season let them know that you want a Cheeseless pie so the person on the other end of the phone can go what and you can get scared and hang up So you get everything but the cheese like the best part of the pizza, yes vegan cheese on there, yeah So we pride ourselves on being a vegan friendly restaurant you know I mean, but we'll be your friend yeah Yeah, I enjoy it the thing that got people thinking that the pretzel crust is coming back is little Caesar's dropping little Cryptic hints oh really social media pretzel crumbs

Maybe I had I had a pretzel at Alma last night. It might have been the best one I've ever had. Oh really? It was like almost wet soft. Wow. Like moist. Oh that's pretty good. Like oh my god.

It was like, like. Did you eat all the cheese? I ate all the fucking cheese. Yeah. I also had chips and queso. Damn. I had a rough day yesterday. Wow.

Well, I should say. After that or before that? No, before that. Chips and queso damn rough day yesterday Wow well No for that because the night before I had gotten four Taco Bell chicken flatbread taco melts extra cheese didn't take any like oh no And then it's like a little snack before bed. I had an episode bagel bites I had bagel bites and I had a bunch of mozzarella cheese, I had... Then you got episode commentary. Bagel bites. I had bagel bites. What? And I added a bunch of mozzarella cheese on top. What are you doing? Then I went to sleep fine, and I woke up, and I felt very bad yesterday.

I wonder why. I felt very bad. This is... You're nuts. And then I was like... And then I went to the... I felt a little bit better. I went in the movie by myself, and I was like, I want to go see this movie.

I was feeling better. I got there about 20 minutes into the movie. I was like I'm starting to feel good again No good again. I missed about 15 minutes of the movie came back, and I was like I'll take chips in case you please I'm really I rebounded and then I was like I'll get a real food Like not just an app, but I didn't know what I wanted yet, and then I don't know where They're like last call and the movie was nowhere near over yet But they put me on a spot was like a big pretzel nice cuz I'll eat it and then I had more cheese Yeah, goddamn. Can I tell a quick story? Yeah, well we hit us with it Speaking of draft house last Friday. I went to go see Mickey 17. Oh cool. I like South Amar. I liked it a lot mm-hmm

Very similar to Okja, which is another Bong Joon Ho movie. Yeah, but Robert Pattinson's great in it. And Mark Ruffalo is scary. Hell yeah. So afterward we needed to stop somewhere. It was really late and we needed to stop and like get something. All the stores were closed. So we went to the CVS on South Lamar. Kind of like on Oldsworth because the CVS on South Lamar, kind of like on Oldsworth, because we were at the South Lamar Drafthouse.

And it's pretty deserted, and we're walking around. We had to get floss, so I'm looking at the floss. I'm crouched down, looking at the floss. My wife is just standing there, waiting for me to pick one. And I see in my peripheral, someone someone walks by and I don't think anything about it. I don't even see who the guy is and I get the plus I go okay let's go get the next thing and like Holly is like on guard and she's like confused and she kind of like puts her arm around like my waist and like starts starts shepherding me away. And I go, what is wrong?

And she goes, I'm pretty sure Alex Jones just walked by us. What? Right. I texted you. So the on guard thing was definitely right. Yeah, but she was like, she froze in this flight thing. And she was trying to process what was happening seeing him in person Whoa walked right by us, and I didn't see him and I was like I gotta make sure I gotta know of his him

I see like the top of his head is bald ass head a couple aisles over I know he shared that could easily be the guy from Breaking Bad right easily right so I gotta know for sure so I like I just did the thing where like I walked a couple aisles over to Where he was and I like? Yeah, that's him and Walk walk away and like in Hindsight we were just like we should have fucking like let him have it. Yeah

Yes at 1130 at night he deserves no peace. Yeah Be allowed Agree and and so yeah, we were just like so like like I don't know just we couldn't process it Yeah, we were kind of just frozen And I texted you guys I was like Alex Jones just walked by us at the CVS. And he wasn't red, which is how you know he's really feeling it. Yeah. It's tough times for him.

Damn, that's crazy. And then we walked out. And we were just like, man, we should have punched him or something. And we walk out, and there's like five cops outside the city. Oh really? Harassing a homeless guy. Oh okay cool. Well Alex Jones called him.

Yeah that's what I figured. I was like well good thing we didn't raise a stink in there. Yeah no shit. Oh my god. I also fucked that guy. Protect Alex Jones at all costs. There are so many famous people that live in Austin. He unfortunately is one of them.

I don't run into any of them. Yeah. And I've never run into him before. Yeah, but everyone finds me. I have not seen a single famous person ever. Where the fuck is Matthew McConaughey? Right? You know what I mean? Where are these actual cool people?

Where are they? I know they live here. Yeah, why am I running to Alex Jones? That fucking sucks. You want celebrities and you get, Michael! It might be that celebrities don't go to Walmart. Which is where I am, not seeing them and where fans are seeing me. There's no celebrities in the Little Caesars in pajama pants?

That's weird. Woody Harrelson would be in pajama pants getting Little Caesars. He would be. And nobody would recognize him. No. They'd just be like, oh that's weird. No one in there would recognize him No, fuck. No they wouldn't they were like 14

They don't know who the fuck that is except for the one guy in tactical gear It just doesn't feel right that that guy's walking around. Yeah, I agree all right I don't feel he restrict doesn't sit right with me. Nope. It's been jail Jordan of all people going Punched yeah, I think that's great. It's very telling yeah, I punched him. Yeah, I think that's great. It's very telling. Yeah. That guy sucks. Yeah.

All right, back to the facts. On March 16th, I guess this year, yes, Little Caesars opened its newest restaurant in San Antonio and surprised the first 50 people who ordered from them with free pizza for a year. The story of each person, a gift card with 52 free pizzas preloaded on it And we think the 50 people should redeem their pizzas all at once together

Solidarity yeah, we'd like 2600 pizzas right now. Thanks put this new location out of business now Maybe that's what was going on. I could have been yeah, I think people were making That was some solidarity. That's why everybody was going on. I could have been. Yeah. I think people were making two thousand pizzas. That was some solid air. That's why everybody was wearing pajamas. Yeah, he was. Solid air. It's gonna be a helva party.

It's a helva pizza party, dude. Fucking crazy. That, uh, I didn't know that Little Caesars did that. Like, give out free pizza at, like, new locations. I also didn't know they celebrated new locations. It's also? Right? It's a new Little Caesars. Wow, great! Next to an AutoZone! Yeah zone Yeah in San Antonio a place that I'm sure has

So many yeah, 80 eight might be such like a low estimate for how many little Caesars are in San Antonio. Oh You're gonna look I'm gonna Nick how many I'm gonna over under eight Gotta be right. Yeah, it's gotta be I'm still looking at Boyna Park While he's looking do you want to go to the next fact? What I was gonna say was You know their pizza is cheap and so you imagine there's some level of like they might make less money per pizza than another place But most businesses it's like the profit margin. Yeah, right So I'm sure their five dollar pizza cost significantly less than some other places $10 pizza That'd be the place to give away

How much money we lose like $400 and we're Unfortunately, we're gonna be okay There are about 20 Jesus Christ in the San Antonio. It's been everyone. Yeah, except this new one I accept the new one. Yeah, you could've got you could've got Preach it for your road trip Fritz. Hey, we go to the Little Caesars hit a Bucky We got a clock where the next new one is so we can get some free well, that's the part I'm going to go to Pasadena. I'm gonna pass any in Texas and My wife was born weird. It's like going out to Houston or whatever. Very weird.

And my friends are like, Oh, dude, it's cool. We'll stop at the Buc-E's on the way. And it's like, that's the bad Buc-E's. I don't want to stop at the- Oh, you don't go to the bad Buc-E's? Not the small one. It's the small one that's just like the size of like an Arco.

Like it's not anything. It's so small. I don't know how many there are. I assume just one, but I usually go to the one on the way to Dallas. That's a big one. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The one in like Temple? No, the one at the Split. usually go to the one in Dallas. That's a big one. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. The one in like Temple?

No, the one at the Split. The one at the Split. 35. No, I know what you're talking about. Probably, maybe he knows, I don't know. That's like in West, right? Just past. I put in the GPS, Dallas.

Yeah. And I'm going there. And then at some point, there's a Buc-Ease. There's a Buc-Ease. And I stop there. It sounds like there's at least two. There's two. Right? So one of them. Was it the first one probably the second one were you more than halfway? Okay? Yeah

Halfway, that's right big right like those are like the those are like if it's if it's along an interstate Yeah, it's gonna be the big boys. That was the one along like one of these little drinking ding-kai. Yeah market That's where I a quick trip That's where I bought a painting from the bathroom I bought a painting from the bathroom wall, and I brought it to hang to that at Buc-E's. Oh, that's awesome That's really cool. I know it's a big one. They don't sell art. I'm saying That's usually the only one I stop. Yep. There's like 17,000 gas pumps mm-hmm and they have dip have dip and dots. They might have dip and dots.

They got brisket sandwiches. They're pretty good. Oh yeah, baby. All right, here we go. Almost done with this crap. Ha ha. At one point in time, Little Caesar sold their pizza by the slice for $1 each.

That's literally not worth it. You're getting scammed. Stab this fucker 23 times. Monkey says, beware ides of these hands scam ass bitch he'll kill you if a hot and ready is 5 bucks maybe it's 6 now or whatever

that's overpriced right yeah pizza when i was a teenager was a buck 25 a slice and that was a real slice of pizza yeah i used to get a slice of pizza and a coca-cola for two dollars Yes, now goddamn dollars 75 cents for a coke. Yeah, I mean there's a profit. Yeah, they got a thing around it out They're like that's pretty good nowadays. That's tax included. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it was just two bucks flat nice. I don't know that they

did tax or Yeah, did bear time I informed anyone about this business? Definitely half the people working there weren't legally working there. And the guy who ran the place looked like Tony Soprano. Yeah, yep. One dollar each for a slice of Little... I would not pay one dollar for a slice of Little Caesar's pizza.

No, you might as well just pay five for a... Exactly! Walk out with the whole thing. Stack them, eat them two at a time. Alright, and the final fact. One 17-year year old is in custody and another is in a cast after a fight in the parking lot of Little Caesars in Rockford, Michigan The two young men argued face to face until one of them got in his car and ran the other over Breaking his leg we have to assume crazy puffs caused some kind of mental lapse in children And that's why this happened we have 100% eat say feed the children the crazy puffs and let's see what happens. Could it be worse than what we're in the middle of or what we're in the middle of two years ago? Both sides.

Ohhhh. Uh huh. Uh huh. I think we should just withdraw from Little Caesars. Ohhhh. Pull everybody out. No, we should tariff them. Do both. And then, and then, Little Caesars, we should tariff them. Yeah Do both and then and then

Little Caesars, we're just gonna take you over gonna become. Yeah The 51st state yeah little Little Caesars That's good the newest member Little Caesar of 100% eat is he'd be the monkey and Little Caesar and then we'd have all the pizza that we want and we don't have to worry about any of the consequences or Really anything and I think that's fine. How do we crush their economy? I don't think it would be that hard Send more pajama pants people. What are you talking about? Because you're the people like Jax into their economy. Yeah Hey, Ron, what are you talking about? We need to put up a sign that says no pajama pants.

I wonder how many people in there paid with change. Real pants? Oh my god. I saw it dude I didn't even think about it until you said it just now I saw a lot of people dealing in cash yeah cuz they're 16 years old they don't have credit card I didn't even think about it I saw so many people handling cash yeah and then yeah that's all allowance yeah then they got on their bike and went ding ding and rolled road away I mean, it's Texas people can drive like 12 here, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know if it's a rural area You can attract her don't matter. Yeah All right, those are the facts we're done. Oh, you guys learn a lot Michael's done reading. I'm done reading until that back part

Yeah, but they're not long. Whoa, these are short. Yeah, these are very short all right We better we better fill some time then okay, all right Would you rather okay? Would you rather have Nick agree with you or disagree with you Jesus Christ hey, what's the fucking difference? Proving his own point I hear you But also what I don't care and yeah, I don't give a shit, but but also done nothing for you I gotta go. I gotta go hey baby nice. Yeah Nice if there won't be be nice and I'll leave if you're mean to me. I'll go. I'll kick you out Yeah, you work for me. We're getting these services and funding

and we're killing people. You're welcome. Be nice. Yeah. Hey. Hey. No need to be rude, sir. My feelings don't care about your feelings. Yeah. You need to care about my feelings. Right now, please.

Those town halls are crazy and they are going to stop in the next six months. Like, no one will be holding them Oh, yeah, these are already doing them. These are like scheduled ones that they went off fuck We can't like turn tail and hide on this one. We got it off. I got their sacrificial lamb go by these wolves Man who needs veteran services, that's all I'm saying not me. Certainly not the veterans. Yeah, I don't yeah, so what's the point? So what's interesting? What is this doesn't affect? I'm wasting money to me. I'm saying not me certainly not the veterans. Yeah, I don't yeah, so what's the point? So what's interesting that is it this doesn't affect?

I think waste the money to me both sides. I'm getting nothing from it. There you go cut it Blow it up. Yeah, get rid of it that should save the country. I mean tens of thousands of dollars I think that might actually solve every every yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know shit. I don't I also don't know a single veteran who's not me so Know any who is hey hey get a load get a load of this buck. Oh, I don't know shit. That's what I meant Michael Yeah, none of the none of the people who are me are also veterans. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So that kind of thing. Do they even exist? Yeah. Think about it. I don't even see Nick. I have a theory that- The More Little Ceasers. The Matrix and Fight Club did so much damage to like the human brain when it came out that

there's like no coming back from it. There are people who just go, yeah man, Matrix is this what we're living in. This is the matrix. I can see it's real I can see people totally missing the point of fight club. It seems like the matrix is a little more heavy-handed with its Right before the allegory, right? But what if right but what if I throw so good point? Yeah, but again, I don't know shit So what if it's real or let me let me dial this back Yeah, Jordan say your point again about being heavy-handed I'm pretty sure the matrix is pretty yeah on the nose and heavy-handed Yeah, it's metaphor now before you make your counterpoint say I hear you

I oh yeah, and then say the complete opposite anyway here. We go. Yeah Here we go. Yeah No, I totally agree to agree however Conversely It's the crust though. Yeah, God Little Caesar's Could be better it could be better. It's probably better. We don't know That's all across! We're gonna get it. We'll get pretzel crusts.

It could be better. It could be better. It's probably better. We don't know. But. Joining the top selling pepperoni, crazy puffs, and four cheese varieties, bacon and cheese promises to be a fan favorite with a blend of melted mozzarella, muenster, and cheddar cheeses, pizza sauce, and topped with applewood smoked bacon, a butterly garlic flavored drizzle,

and parmesan cheese. There's a fuck ton of parmesan cheese. There's a fuck ton of parmesan cheese. There's definitely a lot of parmesan cheese. What is this drizzle business? Oh, he squirted some kind of sauce all over it. I missed it. Yeah. So I didn't know to taste it.

I didn't know to taste it. Oh no. There's no way I missed it. There's no pizza sauce. Very little, yeah. It's mostly that cheese. The cheese is cheese, but that's not pizza sauce I Mean there was pizza sauce like on the top of it

Is there I ate it quickly I don't have any left do I ate it all I don't know there was there had to be a Dolb of sauce a little somewhere. I don't think there was sauce. There's a very yeah, but here's the thing I ate it and tasted like pizza. There's a bagel bites quality. Yeah, I would have been like this No, it tastes like pizza without sauce. Yeah, I would have been like this. No tastes like pizza without sauce Yeah, I feel like it might have been in there Also, listen to this look at okay listen to this hot take that everyone will agree with okay They're regular pizza barely has sauce on dude. No kidding. It really does They're Little Caesars pizza is Little Caesars cheese bread like it's so close

You'll get like a pocket and then at the, it's just bread bread because that crust. It's not even pizza crust. It's just bread. It is just bread. It's like eating the heel of like bread. It's very strange. What they should do is make their crust, their crazy bread.

Because everybody wants that anyway. And if it's bread, just give me the crazy bread. Yeah. But they, it's weird that they do so much like drizzle, throw Parmesan cheese in every whatever, but they don't do it on their pizza Yeah, you know there's there's a lot of complex flavors going on with this yeah crazy can't tell that you don't get That's what I'm saying. I don't have a bisection. No No, there was they know there wasn't a blueprint. Yeah

There's no see a lot of sauce there. If any. None. What's that? What's that? Pizza. No, it's your hand. Hand. It was a test, you failed. Oh. See, and then even when you look at the top, there's no sauce. I guess not. Maybe it was- I was about to point something out that's bacon. Yeah, bacon. Maybe it was supposed to come with sauce

and it didn't. I think- I bet it's supposed to. I mean, it was supposed to be ready at 12 and- Yeah, a lot of- a lot of things were supposed to be happening with this thing. You said it was lost? Right. What happened? What do you mean?

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With Eugene Levy at the helm. Yes, we've created a spot That's as deliciously entertaining as crazy puffs themselves. Is this the one where his eyebrows fly away? I think so working with such iconic talent showcases our commitment to delivering not only an amazing Not only amazing flavors, but also unforgettable brand experiences. Does it show that is that what it showcases our commitment to delivering not only an amazing flavors, but also unforgettable brand experiences Does it show that? Is that what it showcases? This is the worst way to describe anything. Uh-huh You're gonna like eating this commercial as much as our food You're gonna enjoy eating how is that commercial? Deliciously entertaining. Dude so good. Dude what a brand experience. I love brand experiences. Yum. Yum. Well, here's the thing we have our review

But we need to hear from you in a segment. We call you review I guess we're done. I guess we're moving on. Yeah, I Want to give these you reviews? She got you already reading. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh All right, who wants to do the first one? I want to do the first. Okay, it's quick Carly V says these funky MFs keep messing up our order. This is what they gave us and gave my husband shit about not wanting to give us the marinara sauce and drink we ordered. They suck. FR. You think Carly was wearing these pajama pants? These funky MFs.

You think Carly was wearing these? Funky MFs. Okay, this is just keep messing around. This is what they gave us and then don't they don't say what their pictures There's a picture. Oh, I see. I'll find it It is not worth even looking at. And gave my husband shit about not wanting to give us the marinara sauce and drink We ordered they suck FR These funky MFs We ordered they suck FR these funky MFs Never funky uses insult yeah

He's funky motherfuckers. What do they mean by that? By that funky MF Like that they these funky my kind of self-censor on that and then they say they gave him shit Yeah, very weird very weird These funky MFs, uh Okay, here it is this point. I don't even think it's worth it. It's not I mean he said it wasn't worth it It's definitely not and also it's trying to make me download the Yelp app get fucking real get it No, get it download it. No do do it now get it. Thank you you Then we can start leaving our reviews ah you just you just

Like speech to text everything Jordan. I say at the end and then post it. What is that? I mean, that's pretty sad. That's what the funky MF's gave her What is it? Well? That's what the funky MF's gave her red like what is it? Where's it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? But everyone picking up orders were... I will seriously be praying over my food. That's your solution? That's it. That's the review. That's your solution? Like 2021, I think. To still have this opinion and then still eat the food. Yeah, I will be eating it. Awesome. After I pray. These funky MFs weren't even wearing masks. These maskless MFs look at funky. Let me say if like, if they suck for real, if anyone is

gonna be wearing masks wouldn't you want it to be the people like making your food? Right, right, But they aren't wearing masks. I know, but I'm just saying, like... But everyone picking up orders were wearing masks. Everyone stopped wearing masks because it had gone from pandemic to endemic, but I don't know why the masks for people who prepare food didn't catch on as a thing. I don't either. And then also, if I saw that and felt this concerned about it, I wouldn't eat the Little Caesars.

Little Caesars already has a high chance to kill you. What? When you eat it. Definitely. Sometimes they just leave it out. Yeah. Sometimes they leave it out and no one can find it. Who knows what kind of fungus was growing on what we ate.

Sometimes your pizza's on the ground and a guy goes, oh, this one must be yours. And then you get it. Sorry, we lost it. Yeah. But now what does that mean? I hear you. Leave him alone.

I hear you. I hear you. Why are you trying to start shit? I get it. Why is he trying to antagonize you? I don't know. It's very, it's really, leave him alone.

If anyone in the comments thinks Nick is getting bullied, let us know. Oh yeah, let us know. Let us know in the comments. Specifically by Eric. Yeah, by Eric. Oh, only by Eric. Yeah. The us know. Oh, yeah. Let us know. Let us know in the comments specifically by Eric. Yeah by Eric The worst one, uh-huh. All right one more review and it's great. They angry. Shani S writes Well, I just I want you to read the first end stop let's like really dig it in

My man child loves pizza also like a proper name capital M capital C one word Very interesting. My man child loves pizza. Maybe it's a chatbot like smarter child You know what maybe Unlikely, but maybe yeah, I thought this would be fast. Oh, hell was I wrong. After what was almost an hour away, preaching to the choir, and me watching people that had come after me get their food and leave.

Well, I saw that too. Yeah. I finally got someone's attention beyond that of just a sec and wondering off. The pizza had been sitting on the bottom rack and was warm. Now I get someone's attention pointed out. They pick up and then three of them stare at the pizza. Seriously. Finally cut and handed over without even a sorry about that or have a nice evening. Will I ever be back to this one? Never fam.

Did you write this today? So it's good. Did you write this today? Were you referring to Nick as the man child? Never fam. Never. My main child loves pizza. This it's nice to know that this is a shared experience at this particular one. This almost do it exactly happened today. Except I waited in line. Yeah, there wasn't another Shani who got... Yeah, like, she's like, oh I finally got someone's attention and it's like, what do you mean? Wait in line. Yeah, wait in the line. Hello?

Just get in the line. Get in the, here's the- Bounce around the 50 square foot- Get in line, get in line, touch your hat, rub your face, move your arms around, turn and look at the window of the people sitting outside recording you. Yeah, you know, do a pose like the rest of us. Put your pajamas on, dress like like a fairy and then you're good Finding the pizza on the bottom rack you going it's that one and then they go

Huh your name eric Are you from the future is the name on the box this one isn't due until march 19th The name was on the box. Yeah, we found found out later the name was on the box. Yeah. Yes. So what does that do for us? Absolutely nothing. But the question answers the question. It was your name on the box And you know, okay was your name on the box was that like was the question your honor? I'd like to I'd like to approach him as a hostile witness answer the question Yes or no, I was the name on the box? Yes or no. But what does it answer? That's another funny element. That's all.

See? When you communicate, we can avoid some hostility. Did it add another funny element? I think getting to this point has been very funny. You know what? You're welcome. I think there's been very funny there's some very funny elements from every funny I'm getting crazy from the crazy folks oh no what did it answer it added a very funny element what the fuck hey permission to strike the witness now we're over food food courts about to get good overruled he's not in striking sustained

Michael by proxy, but now oh no But now you're the ton lemon Those were your reviews and we have our own review of the Little Caesars bacon and cheese Whatever is doing bacon and cheese crazy Man, I don't blame them Don Lemon's handsome. Yeah We've set it off These are better than the first iteration that we had. I don't know if they've been improving on them over time. It sounds like they never went away, and these are just new.

Can't say I've been going to Little Caesars very much. Yeah, I haven't had it since. I like that you had to turn the thing around and go, where the fuck did we eat? I was looking at the date, April 13th. They certainly haven't been back since then. Well, we were there after which is when we had the puffy I feel like Gracie picked us up together because here's the thing No, we didn't go no, but we ate them is all she got him because she sat next to goo that was the goo time Yeah, remember that she sat next to like green goo on the Was like on the windowsill at the time when people are fighting and yeah

Just keep yelling my name It sounds very similar to Eric story where His name yeah, she's just waiting for a while hanging out and she was next to some goo I wonder if we can that was probably all on slack. I think so probably yeah, yep stupid come damn shut down. Yep Do you think the slacks are back up with it coming back? Do you think do you think we get an access to get old? Slime you get him back. I'll ask you know just so we can have our funny stuff. Yes Funny are a funny tent to tents, please I'll text Bernie I'm on it. Okay, You're gonna get a text back

Who is this is this front? Oh me Monkey emoji, it's me. Oh, did your phone have my name on it? I'm adding a funny element Witnesses I'm adding a funny element So yeah, these are better and Like I think the bacon does add like a good flavor element. I totally agree and It's fucking salty as hell like it's pretty crazy a lot of parmesan and stuff Yeah, thrown on the top, but honestly It'll dry you out quick. Yeah, I'm definitely like for what is a glorified bagel bite

I only got the sense of like this tastes like a bagel bite like at the end of the first one I ate with the the rest of it was very enjoyable. It was good I think I'm gonna hit them hit him with a solid 71% Wow I think I think Little Caesar's did some solid work they deserve to be wrecked they were so much better than the last ones we ate yeah I don't know why I don't know what they did mm-hmm it was good mm-hmm I was also having the time of my life like I may be associating too much my first bite with my surrounding. Yeah. Yeah Be on the food Nick asked you a question

I was yelling that you guys were way ahead of me in the parking lot I was yelling that in the background keep fighting Yes, I was eating my my pizza puff you guys got into the car still arguing and I stood outside for a second because I wanted to finish it. I'm not like get crumbs everywhere because it's got like cheese all over it. It was good. It was really good. And I don't get bacon on anything. The bacon was also good. I would absolutely house these things. I could get these things again and just suck them down. Like I could, I'd have to get a lot.

But even when you go to like a pizza place or something of these side things It's like you gotta get that with a pizza. Yes, it's like oh, it's a fun little thing But like I need food I could eat like five of these and be full like yeah. Yeah, no they don't also need a pizza Yeah, I think I'll have two and they were good. Yeah, they were good. Yeah, 75. Oh Oh, and I need to talk about the The brownie thing too. No, but we should uh, so average average score of 73 so much better 73 And I think 73 is a good score for that because they were really good. Good job I don't think we gave it a number on the spit and silly. I think no, but I just wasn't

I may have gone down. I was I was disappointed. Uh, I would thumbs up this these were great This whole meal was so good The whole meal was like 25 bucks and it was fucking good those cup of Roni's were so the cup of Roni's Oh copy. Yeah, they were really good So we got like this Twix Brownie cookie bite thing It's in like these four squares that are all connected in like this one thing or whatever and this one has Brownie on the bottom, then like cookie dough sort of on the top. And then on top of that, it's like crumbled up Twix

tossed on the top. It's so sweet. It looks like this. Yeah, exactly. It's so, it's real sweet. But you are eating the saltiest food you've ever had. But you are eating the saltiest food you've ever had. And this is like such a great counterbalance to it that when you're done with eating half of one of these

or whatever, and you go back for a piece of pepperoni or whatever, it's so good. It is just, it's like your base senses are being like assaulted with like, this is good, it's like your base senses are being like, assaulted with like, this is good, this is good. But in like the worst ways, it's very, very enjoyable. That's for Nick and the Sauce Monkey to share. I don't give a shit.

He waited too long. Sorry, Gracie timer, you got timed out. Oh, damn. I really, I would really recommend this to, if you have a family and it's just like, it's like a fun pizza night, whatever. It's good, yeah. The, so like they have the crazy bites that we got

in like the little box of four. Crazy puffs, get it right. Crazy puffs. In the box of four, they have a combo where you get four of these, four of the cheese and four of the pepperoni, and it's like 10 bucks. And that is, that's 12 of those things. That's a lot.

Mike Illich, even from the great- Coming through for the people, man. This is like- From the great beyond. This is like low quality food, but it was so, I enjoyed eating it all the way. I, over the last summer, I was in Detroit and I was staying downtown. I walked by the Little Caesars corporate headquarters. Oh, did you really? Yeah.

I didn't get a picture of me in front of it, but I did give them a little salute. Hell yeah. Rest up, tall Mike. Yeah, for the people, baby. I think Little Caesars is like really doing it. I like Little Caesars, man. I've always liked Little Caes Mike. Yeah for the for the people baby. Yeah, uh, I think Little Caesars is like really doing it I like Little Caesars, man. I've always liked Little Caesars. Yeah, it's glad they're still around I think like what they're making their way. I'm really happy that they did a limited time thing. That is like

It's better than like their hot and ready pizza. I appreciate their there, but it's not niche that they got hot and ready No, no warm on the ground Yeah, hot and well, it's warm and warm. Yeah, no, it's warm and on the ground. Yeah, hot and lost. Well, it's warm and lost. Warm and lost, yeah. Yeah, it's around. I think they were trying to steal it

and have it be somebody's lunch. I think that's what was going on. Well, they saw how good it was. It was like, what a good combo of all this stuff. Yeah, and they're like, we'll never be able to make four more of these. Well, they would have to rely on the one guy to do all the work.

And he seems more than capable. Yeah, yeah, he was just- Just make one more lunch. He was just busy. Just make one more. But man, just busy. Just make one more. But, man, super impressed with Little Caesar's on this. Super! I did not think I was going to be.

Like, did this... No, you were irate and wanted to go somewhere else. Did this food... He kept yelling, where else are we going? And I was like laughing to myself, like nowhere. We're just gonna eat here. Just go back in and order it. I don't...

The guy's making food! We can get the food! And I was like, well, we're gonna have to wait the guys making food we can get the food next to poor have to wait I were already waiting get the food the I Really thought the crazy puffs were gonna suck. They thought it's such a so it is like such a thing of the past Oh my god, it's almost always like I don't really care for good bacon Yeah, most most bacon in this like if some atmosphere is terrible if somebody's terrible bacon if one of the restaurants

We go to is like we got a new bacon thing yeah, I Just see mouths moving. Yeah, like it's like nothing. It's just like dumb people buzz food Yeah, like they always want it. I don't like I'm like, but it's like 2007 shit Yeah, I know, but it's just like it doesn't have to be good. It just has to be bacon Yeah, people look bacon dude Wendy's who I love big when you scale with the baconator I feel like ten years too late yeah but it's gripped the nation yeah yeah and uh I don't know hey way to go Little Caesars I think this is probably like our highest rated Little Caesars this was way better than the

pretzel crust pizza like way way way way way better now yeah wait until it's stuffed with wait until it's better Okay The cheese pretzel combo is gonna blow your nips right off You know go to 100% eat dot store for merch boys and Berry fest is coming up if you watch this week's Michael Jordan podcast We go you exactly when we're gonna be there. We are no we go I do an impromptu meet-and-greet if you find us you get to hang out with us for the rest of the day shot No Impromptu meet and greet if you find us you get to hang out with us for the rest of the day shot No Should maybe do like a geocache kind of thing leave something behind yeah like Nick we leave Nick

He's like dancing around with Snoopy and they go what the fuck is this I should bring some of those QR code stickers Oh, yeah, I used to go to Disneyland and on the payphones They would have the number for the payphone and I would just tweet out the number and say I'm gonna be here for 10 minutes call me. One time Gus called me. Oh really? That's awesome! Maybe we'll do that.

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Both food treats and non-food treats. 100% treat has been topping off. Sorry, Snake. Back here, dude. Look at him. I mean, I dude Look at him. I mean hovering over Michael. Yeah, whoa oh Oh, I don't have any fan channels, but I did want to I didn't want to give a call out We are our friend on the discord and community member dr. Robot tomato. Oh, yeah never heard of him He is a web developer who heard our call for a Monkey app. Oh really monkey monkey

And he put he threw something together real quick. He this is available to download on iOS On the app store. It's called 100% monkey MUNKEY. Go ahead and download it Eric I'm nervous about downloading this. No, you'll do it It's got a It's got a database of all our scores. Oh my god Hey, wait a second It's got a you check it out. It's got all this stuff really cool It's got a page for our heroes, and it's a picture of bald Eric. What the fuck?

And it also has something called monkey money, which is just a Slot machine style thing that like really it's like emojis. It's like great banana monkey. Oh excellent So it's a cute little app You got hit stop Monkey. Oh, excellent. Here it is. So it's a cute little app. You got to hit stop. Oh, creeping in Apple, dude. Damn, dude, this is awesome. Check it out.

Well, it has all the dude has all the scores. That's what he just said. I mean, like to scroll and see all of it right there. That helps me so much. That's awesome. That's fucking great. He didn't. Dude, if you go here, it's not just every score is here. That's fucking wild

What's uh, give us some little Caesar scores was this Stop looking at the accurate. This is Eric. He doesn't get a score. He loves being Twitter at get schlonged bozo This is Nick, the Saatch Monkey. Will gasp in your car when he sees sourdough on a window of a restaurant. This is Michael, former achievement hunter, current podcaster, and lover of all things fast food, especially the Wendy's Pretzel Pub.

Wow, mine was really nice and normal George this is Jordan animation expert. I don't know those are T What that's cool, and then it has all of our socials to this is so scores Monkey money do it again do it again, okay? It has all of our socials too. I thought you were gonna say all our scores. I thought you were gonna say all our scores again. Dude, check out Monkey Money! Do it again, do it again. Okay, hit it again. Monkeys! Dude, you're bad at this.

You got a tomato. A robot tomato. Bam! That's... Monkey cherry cherry. Let's see your cherries, baby Dude the monkey up rock your Don Lemon. No no Dude, that's dr. Robot tomato. Thank you. That's very cool. Thank you. That's incredible very cool little passion project He did awesome incredible. I'm gonna give him a plug He says

He made this app as a passion project, and he's currently looking for a job Oh, if anyone wants to provide feedback you can do so at buy me a coffee comm slash retro Robert cool And it is not required, but simply thank you dude It's robot he couldn't he couldn't do retro robot yeah people aren't hiring robots He couldn't he couldn't do retro robot. Yeah, people aren't hiring robots You know, so yeah, he's trying to rebrand hello, I am Robert That electric landslade me whatever it is just not looking good for robots man Yeah, people aren't robot crazy. Yeah, maybe the Russo. Is that what it's called? I don't know. What's it electric playground with electric state?

Called called it electric playground with electric state. I'll call it called an electric landscape Honestly Not better or worse than the actual title of the movie Rate subscribe tell a friend about this show where we eat food and rate the food if we get it and that's right Yep, that's true. All right. Bye. See you at not very far See you at Knott's Berry Farm. See you. Yeah, see us. Wait.