100% Eat - Pretzel Problems %% Burger King Game Day Menu

Episode Date: October 20, 2026

Sauce Monkey's wife's money is his money and Our Heroes are back at BK WAY TOO SOON to get this pretzel burger. And it sucks. You already knew it, we just had to confirm it. Doesn't matter, shake the Monkey 8 Ball and let him read your future, short bit*h. Monkey 8 Ball & Golden Switchfork PLUS MORE coming soon https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello, Intact Insurance. Hey, what's up? Bitch. Uh-huh. Oh, not you, Jordan. I'm talking to the audience. I was just saying, go on. Welcome to 100% eat the show

when we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it, you probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside Michael's, Jordan, how are you? Oh, hold on. Find out?

How are you? I'm on your side. Oh, wow. Oh, that's actually really good. They are bitches. Yeah. I'm holding in my hands. Yes!

The suck ball. The only. No. It looks like a ball you can stick something in. No. That's not an open hole? Yeah. Sealed hole.

Yeah. Okay. It says yeah. Sorry. I'm two for two. It's the monkey eight ball. Incredible. It's October?

Yeah. Ten months in the making. This is where you. It's been a long time. Like, shh. Hold for a block. Long year.

No, we don't hold. We don't hold. We don't hold. Yeah. we bust through. This was a really long thing in the making. But honestly, so worth it. It's,

this is so satisfying to hold and to use. It looks great. So we'll have this on sale. Some people would say this is a horrible way to design an eight ball. Who would say where the hole is in the front? We say, now we are sucking. Well, yeah.

Because that's what it's saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of your 20 options. Right. Yeah. So. There are, there are 20 monkey phrases. It's got to come from his mouth, which is why we did it this way.

And we made it harder on ourselves to do it for you. It has the logo on the back, which I really like, has the show logo on the back. We should do that to Nick, too. Yeah, I think so. The imprint of the leg on the back of a skull. Take him to the barbershop.

Oh, yeah, hair. He wants to, he wants to get it, like, seared in. Everyone was talking brand. I think I was a brand. Everyone was talking branding Nick and I thought we were no. Haircuts's not.

We're going to brand him and then he can be in the new Allie G movie. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. My wife. All right. Woo! Monkey 8 ball. Coming soon.

Pretty cool. Save your money now because we want it. Yeah. Hey, we bought a lot of them. We're going to need to move a lot of these. We got to move a lot. We got to move a lot of these monkey balls. The thing I'll say is that...

I'm up to my neck and monkey balls. It feels super light because of the size that we wanted it to be and everything. It's lightweight. If you're a little weakling, if the regular eight ball is too much for you, No problem here. Nick will have no problem shaking this.

No problem. I just got one that says that's on you. It is like hanging out with him. I do like that you can silence the monkey by putting him simply on your desk. Like he says nothing to you. You must activate his wisdom. He does just have an open hole, which I like.

I don't know. It's just open mouth hole. It looks like, he's just going, woo. It just looks like all the time. You want to stick something in there. That's where his, anything.

It's where his wisdom comes from. Anything. That's the wisdom hole. Okay. So we have these. They should be coming out in the next couple months. We'll let you know. Stay tuned for new merch

coming out really soon. I hope it's sooner than a couple months. Stay tuned for new merch. Okay. Does that seem to be coming soon? We'll talk about it next week, I guess. Yeah. This is T's 1.

That's right. T's two coming soon. Or, spend all your money. It's ain't be out forever. Get your Zelda's by your GTAs. This thing will be... It's coming on something called a fast boat.

Yeah. April? There was, there was, there was fast, I think there's like fast plane. There was fast boat. Yeah, yeah. Fast air, fast boat. Yeah. Right.

There was a slow boat. Put, but slow boat. Slow boat through the straight. Yeah. Oh. I'll go through some difficulties. Yeah. I heard that it's actually fine and better.

It is. Gas is down. Yeah. Overall. Uh-huh. Yeah. Compared to. Depends when you're asking.

Yeah. Compared to Bibin's America. He, He did that. Both sides. We destroyed the reflecting pool. It was us the whole time. Guys, we can finally come out and say it.

That's on us. I admit it. I did that. I peed in it. That was the... That's why it was green. The initial test... Yeah, we keep saying, go to the doctor.

The initial test of the monkey eight ball was us shaking it and going, should we destroy the reflecting pool? It said, yeah. And then we shook it again. Like 30 feet. Yeah. And then we shook it again. When we finished and it said, go to C-C's.

Yeah. So we went to C-C's. Yeah. So it was a big celebration. So pretty cool. That only costs millions and millions of dollars. I really do like how much this simulates a conversation with Nick. It's the same thing.

Yeah. Where it's like, well, you know. You can get anything he says. You have a good chance of shaking it out. Would you ever say, I'm in charge? Yeah. Get you a match. I'm in charge.

So, yes. I run this show. That's me. So you're agreeing with Jordan's point now. No. That it simulates you. Well, yeah, because it just said that. I disagree.

I'm with you. He's with you. This is exactly like hanging out with Nick. No. It literally, I got no. Just popped up. No. Check his pants.

Hey, is your fly down? Oh, that's right. That's Garrett. This thing rules. Monkey A ball, pretty cool. All 7, 2027. Flat on the bottom. Flat on the bottom. Flat. Flat on the bottom.

Flat as the earth. Yep. You could also be flat on his mouth, I guess. No. That does work. You can't put it that way. Look it. Look, he looks fucking.

It looks like he's waiting to be executed. Which we're going to stream live. That's what I was just telling them. Is that we're, so are we doing the bottom? We're going to do it live. We got to stream it live. We should do it live. We should do our own.

Yeah, and then Nick said that we could put the chat on the screen, too. So anyone remember watching either a live stream or, like, the video recording of Saddam Hussein getting killed? Did you guys ever see that? I mean, I remember that. I don't think it was live. I don't think it was live either. No, no, there was a video, though. Yeah.

Yeah. Somehow I saw it. Yeah, me too. Yeah, I mean, the internet still existed. Yeah. Yeah. But Bin Laden, that was weird. You got to hang to the sea.

Yeah. Yep. Yeah, and like, from what I remember, a, like, a... He tried to climb up it, right? Like, he got dropped and. And then they kept saying, stop. And he was trying to, like, throw his legs up and, like, climb up a bit. And they poked him with this.

Did that not happen? I don't know that's what happened. I'm closing my eyes to remember. No, that sounds right. That's not how I remember it. I think that sounds right, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's pretty strong.

I remember him being in that hole. He wasn't that hole. He wasn't that hole. Must be a different video. Where did we eat food? Yeah. Oh. our favorite place in the world.

Burger King! We went back. We went back for the Burger King Game Day pretzel burger. It has been almost exactly one month. Yeah, so here's the thing. We are back to flash. Or your Buffalo Wild Wings looking at the facts.

God damn it. Dude, get it right once. Who cares? Holy shit. You don't, clearly. Remember when you post it. Oh, you can't post it. I know.

It took one week. He's making the same faces when he sucks sour. Yeah, where it was like, And you can't fix it if you screw up. Why would I ever need to fix it? Yeah. Yeah, okay. That's what happens.

This is the reflecting pole all over again. Sorry. That's on me twice. We, it's a pretzel burger. Yeah! We had to see if it was going to hold up to pretzel. Did we have to? The pretzel pub is already gone from Wendy's.

Oh, dude, they tried. They couldn't wait to run out of supplies. They did not want to put out in the first place. Nope. They've been on such a weird run lately with the yellow packaging that they secretly, you know, had to, they had to hold back on it. It's like, well, we got to put the winner out first, I guess. And it probably fucked up their whole. Yeah.

That's absolutely what happened. Yeah. It's like a Montana plant situation. Yep. Yeah, we all knew. They planted the yellow packaging. Oh. Big brink.

I just look at, you know, I just look at the letter next to the name. That's right. Done and done. Yellow packaging. Yep. That's me. But they like, the pretzel pub already gone,

had to see if this is like maybe the new pretzel pub. Did we? No one thought that. No one. What are you looking at all? Shut up. Did you see the picture of it? It's such a weird looking sandwich.

Michael was so upset about the picture. And then Jordan went, that's the best it's going to look. That's how it always is. You know, it's like this is the ideal form of it. And then we opened it up. Oh, we got bagging, boy. It's flat.

It's very flat. It's like long, it's like long flat. Strange bread. Yeah. Very strange bread. Pretzel. It was a big old pretzel. Was it?

It was a big old, there was a big old healthy pretzel that was so, we'll say like, fresh. Yeah. You guys didn't. Would you say you had it your way? Yeah. Oh, yeah, this was my way. Hot off the broiler? Yeah, dude.

So what do you think that option means? I think they broil it I'm curious but I'm not curious enough to like have tried it. So when we were ordering you go through like all the little like customization and there was a lot on the on the big tablet You had options and there sure were

I mean you can have it your way is what I'm truly And one of them was give it to me hot off the broiler Hot off the broiler What is that? It was like a little spatula with the burger on it so it's like Finish cooking it and give it to me There's Burger King people Throw it in my mouth

There's Burger King people listening right now now freaking out. They don't know. Exactly. Brothers the best! They haven't been getting it hot off the broiler? That explains everything. They're doing it wrong.

It tastes even more shitty. More smoking shit. That fake smoky taste that they spray it with. I don't know. It tastes pretty real. Yeah, they do even more when it's hot off the broiler. It doesn't have time to evaporate off. Do you think that's why the guy was checking the bag when you were

grabbing the food. Make sure it was all smoked up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wanted to make sure it was all smoked and ready to go. He was checking it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was checking the outside of that back for a long time. He didn't look like he was smelling it.

So I don't know what he was doing. We also posited like the possibility of like getting a chicken, spicy chicken sandwich version of this. Yeah. Like, is there any way we can salvage it and not get the burger? No. Nope. Eric,

your idea was like, we could ask for the long chicken. We can ask for the long chicken. I guess. You'd be better off taking a bunch of chicken nuggets and putting it on the sandwich. That's a great idea. That's a much better idea. I would have liked that a lot more. I should have done that because we got a 10 piece.

Yeah, you got the 10 piece because you really wanted to eat some food. I took one bite of the burger and was like, anyway. Because you were blown away. I'm just glad that now there's something like salvaging. Can't wait for them to get rid of it. Or change it. Hey, we listened to you. We decided this food was too good.

A lot of you guys missed the old burger king. Yeah. So we're bringing our old fans back. We're bringing it back for the screechers. People were freaking the fuck out that we changed some food and made something good. But have no fear. Even if you're not super into the pretzel burger, you can have limp dick sprites. Flaccid sprites.

Give it a sock. Lick it. Yeah. And then what? Okay. Hang on, he's working. Wait for him to do it a second time. Come on.

Oh, there's a whole, oh, it punched a hole through. No! You had a second biter? I thought you were just going. Michael's turned into candle wax. Mine is like... Oh, mine is candle wax. Yours melted.

Yeah, let me get that to the hospital right away. No, we don't. Let it go. Only if it's been like that for four hours. What's the hole? What the fuck? That's fugged. It looks like wax. It's straight up wax. It's straight up wax.

I'm, I mean, this isn't even a Burger King product. This is, uh... It looks swollen. Oh, brother. I don't want it. I don't want it. Nick was trying to show his off earlier.

Nick couldn't wait for everyone to see. No, he didn't know. No, he, Nick, didn't. He sounded saying, it's weird. Jordan didn't like that. I can take the whole thing. It's

Probably tastes shitty like the shitty Sprite It's just delicious I mean it's not even Sprite It's like Sprite that doesn't have the lemon lime It's like salsa water Yeah, they've just like made it soda water And then added Red

If you want it You just eat the candy Just enjoy the candy separately It's all over your teeth What are you talking about? Can't even look at it. That was there already Can't even look at you, man.

What are you now? I'm, I'm, I'm, Burger King. Oh, God. What do you mean today's Picks for Day? If you've got that, the aversion to like mouth and chewing

noises, do not listen to the ride along. Yeah, sorry. Or do, and make yourself stronger. Yeah. Oh, exposure therapy. Yep. Because there's a lot of it. See, starts like this.

I'll take care of that. I'll take care of that. I'll take care of that bad boy later. I'll get that soldier back of the attention. Okay. Jordy hates this episode. Is that you're going to go? Why I'm working?

No, this comedy's beneath me. So, okay. Well, we did, because this is a pretzel burger, I did send photos to Gracie. She's upset. She called this a waste of food. Yeah. Well, I mean, first, first off, yes.

She asked, is it delicious? Yeah. She said, where from? Is it delicious? And then you said, no, from Burger King. Uh-huh. And she immediately was like, waste of food. Why call it pretzel if not pretzel?

It really isn't. And I didn't show you guys this, but like, it's like braided in a way that seems like they've assembled it jigsaw puzzle style. Yeah. And you can reverse engineer it by just taking it apart and segments and I did that I did that with my whoa let me see it I didn't finish it's in the trash but I'll get it this is a weird episode this is a weird episode

let it rot yeah yeah I got some bologna in the car you're looking to get a little oh you did it's like it's like it's like a cinnamon roll it is it's like a cinnamon roll Nick delicious no Oh my God Anyway, that's what we ate That's why it was in trash Ugh Jordan didn't eat much

I hate the whole thing Me too Okay Why would you do that Okay So here's what happened We had chicken nuggets Here's what happened

We were hanging out And Nick went Why am I still eating this And he set it down And he wrapped it up To like throw it away I'm done And Michael went

I eat the whole thing I know exactly what happened next. So Nick went opened it up and started eating it again. I mean, it wasn't a challenge. No, it didn't feel like a challenge. You talking? Yeah. Because I'm eating.

So you ate the whole thing. Yeah. He left a bite. Hey, he's in charge. Honestly, we don't need him. Nah, uh, yeah. You didn't even consider that this was your replacement. Okay. Sauce monkey eight ball says no.

Yeah. Oh, damn. You saved you. That was close. Yeah. Yep. Congratulations. Wait, no. Thank you.

Thank you. You're welcome. Thanks, new me. So, Nick ate the whole thing. You got on your pants? Oh, no. It must have dripped somehow. We also got onion rings, the softest onion rings in the world.

Jordan wanted to get all the sides. Jordan was the one on this one. You're just like, why do you keep ordering? things. Stop getting things. Why? I kept saying, we're at Burger King. Stop it. We got the nuggets. The boy was hungry. We got the

we got the jalapeno poppers. We got the chicken fries. We got the mozzarella fries. The popper suck apparently. Why did we get him? He got them. Yeah, he got it. He got them. You like him? He loved them. I don't know that I like him, but I sure do eat him. Once he popped, you couldn't stop. Yeah. We also got the we got the havesies. New cup. We got the. We got the halfsies.

New cup. We got the... New car nice. My wife has this cup. It's the fries and onion rings. Some great cup. Their fries are bad. Okay.

Their fries suck. Look at these guys. They're talking about the food at Burgundy. Just talking about my cup. Yeah. Their onion rings are so soft. They're mooch. That was quite sure.

Oh, I had crispy ones. Did you? Yeah, my crisp. You didn't tell us. Out of four boxes, you got one crisp? I got one crisp. Oh, I know what happened to all the onion rings. Somebody was licking them and putting them back in the box.

Was somebody sucking them in the back of the car? We don't know. what happened. Russian roulette. But we came back, watched the end of the ride along where we unbox everything, we lay it all out.

It's a whole feast from Burger King. Yeah, it's a feast fit for a... It was pretty cheap, though. Not for a king, I can tell you that. It was what? It was pretty cheap, though. I was surprised how much crap we were at. 75 bucks.

It was the most expensive things were because we got the meals, right? Yeah. Huh. That's how much I spent at, uh, Hey, you can feed a family of three for that much. At the rainforest cafe.

At the rainforest cafe. Maybe get drinks. Nick keeps talking about the rainforest cafe. It was cool. He wants to go back to the jungle. He brought it up in a way that was like, oh, I had to eat there. But then he keeps bringing it up like, it was really good. It was free.

Okay. So you did spend $75. Well, I spent someone else in $75. I have no idea what he means. Well, it wasn't free. It was paid for it by someone else. Right. So cost $75.

No. Cause? Yeah. That's right. That's right. Amanda paid $75 for meat eater For us. That's our money. If she pays, I'm paid.

That's what that deal. We're buried. That's our money. Not everyone who subscribes to that Yeah, wrong people. Style of... I agree. You're wrong.

I agree. I follow in the same boat as you. Yeah. So anyway, he used a gift card. What's mine is yours? Fuck you. Communism. It's our money.

This is a communist household. Carmarat. It's dinner time. Like New York. Just like New York. You even think about that. But I know we were just there, but do you guys want to learn about Burger King? What could we possibly learn?

You guys don't know shit about Burger King. I was like, how do I have 11 text messages? And then I forgot you messaged Gracie. Yes. That's actually pretty light. She's just talking here. Only 11. Yeah.

She showed us sent Mingus pics. Yeah, which makes me think she might be in town. Not here. Right, in the state, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Look, closer than usual. Whatever.

Can meet halfway? Tell him. Whatever. We're Waco? Tell her. We could meet her at the state fair. We could meet her at the fucking state fair. Oh, we should go to the state fair.

Yeah, dude. Fuck this episode. Let's just go right now. Yeah, come on. What are you doing? We all almost read this shitty, shitty, incorrect facts. Yeah, and now Nick's gonna swish it right now.

If he does, we'll stop the episode and go right to the state fair. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. That's a lot of pressure. Anything Wemby feels on a regular basis. Oh, no, you hit the burn. I'm really glad he didn't make it. Yeah, I don't want to go.

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flooding. That's why intact insurance answers two million claim calls per year within 20 seconds. So instead of hearing this lovely track, you'll hear this in seconds. Hello, intact insurance. All right. All right, Michael, teach us. Our last Buffalo Wild Wings episode was September 15th, 2026, where we ate Dragon Ball Super Meal. It received an average rating of 78. 78.

A lot of that was the sauce, but a lot of it was also the nuggets. It was the nuggets. It was because we didn't eat the burger. There was no burger, there was no sandwich. It was, man. Yep. It should call it nugget king. Yeah, they should call it nugget king.

They should call it Hungry Jacks. They should call it Hungry Jacks. Much better name. They should just stop making burgers. Hey, I just don't sell them. Yeah. It's like Sonic Burger. They shouldn't do burgers.

Right. In fact, they should drop it from their name. I'm saying. Imagine. Like Sonic Burger did. And then let you inside. They should let you inside. Well, that they already do.

No. All right, next one. Is that where Tala Rico was high? I didn't even inside a Sonic? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where is he? He was clinically insane. He was inside of a Sonic burger.

He was the one place no one would think of it was. Inside of a Sonic burger. He was going insane. He was going, ah! We're curly fries! Wait, they don't have those. And then he was like, I gotta go to Casey Busker. Yeah, I got to.

Goodbye. No shot! This food gets anywhere near a 78. The last thing was absolutely a BK fluke and was more due to it because Dragon Ball, and not a burger ball. This burger is going to suck

because it tastes like Burger King. Shake that monkey eight ball and get the Sous Monkey guarantee. Hit him with it. What does Soss Monkey say about this? Over under 78 sauce monkey. Yep. You don't need the sauce monkey to tell you that.

What? Is that what it is? I wasn't listening. Do it again. What? It's just like hanging. You didn't ask him anything that time. It's just like any question.

Same question. It's not to repeat it. He remembers. No. I'm right. Yeah. I'm right. I get it.

All food can be good. Not this, though. This is truly, this is truly, having this is like having the sauce monkey. We could just do this for hours, honestly. Yeah. And you can to. Take me home with you. Take him home with you.

Put him by your feet. He caught in the car and said it. I said I would put it down by my feet. That's not an indictment. That's not in the tightness. I was just like, why does Nick want to put my drink by his feet? He said, he said he was going to do it. it and all I said was what?

And then he went, never mind, take your fucking cup. Take the cup, fuck you. Then I started licking food. After arriving, 32 years ago and facing debt, changing ownership and court supervised restructuring, Burger King Israel is giving it another go. With millions of shekels invested by Delic Israel, a gas station conglomerate, Burger King

is finally ready to take its rightful place. as the top fast food restaurant. Although founded in 1954, Burger King has assured us that this was promised to them centuries ago and they are merely taking what is theirs. Eric wrote this. Looks like Wendy's is getting pushed out

by any means necessary. Birthright? Berg right. What time did you write this? Bowel of Wild Wings, everybody. Got up pretty early. You go to bed pretty late? Berg, right.

Can you believe? Burger King Israel making another go of it? I think they can do it. Now's the time. It's all kosher. Yeah, it's A. Look, if they're willing to put millions of shekels into this thing, why not? You got to try to scratch and claw and fight your way all the way to the top. And by any means necessary, it doesn't matter who's in your way.

Do you feel like Delic Israel was just like, what can we bring here that's in the U.S.? 100% and what can we like not screw up what do people love Burger King Oh no wait The first answer was probably McDonald's Yes absolutely

McDonald's was like no you know We're not fucking doing what you talk And then they're like okay Burger King And Burger King was like yeah Hell yeah sure Yeah cool You take that McDonald's in the Holy Land What?

Hey what's up? What's up Burger King Israel here? The Burger King of Kings That's right Wow Try the new game day pretzel burger Tel Aviv? What the fuck? Follow the North Star.

Bring your three wise men who are also hungry and feed them chicken fries? There's no way chicken fries are a thing. Feed the baby. Feed the baby Jesus.

He wants the sour point straw. Oh yeah. Yeah. He'll suck on that. You put the other end on a teat. And gets his mama's milk. Anyway, free burger. What do you mean anyway? Let me finish that thought.

Hey, free Burger King. Free Burger King. From, from Miss. Honestly, free Wendy's. Free Wendy's, where? Your wife's paying for it. Yeah. That's our money.

Damn you, you woman. On a more serious note. For you, Stewie? Yes. What the do? What the dude? Damn you, woman. We're doing family guy jokes.

Yeah, well, Stewie's so close to feet all the time. He's way down there. No, we're not doing that shit. I'm not. Stui is. A Tacoma Washington man faces arson and burglary charges after allegedly setting his clothing on fire inside a Burger King bathroom

and refusing to leave. Randall Galang, 34, locked himself in the BK bathroom, then started the fire so employees called 911 and tried to put out the fire by throwing water under the door. That sounds like a Burger King employee type response. When police arrived, they slipped and slid all over the smoke-filled bathroom like a Benny Hill sketch, eventually arresting Galang.

We know BK has flame-grewd whoppers, but not like that, Randall. Epic fail. Oh, brother. I couldn't get enough of this story. So this guy goes into a Burger King at like, 11 at night. They're closing. He goes into the bathroom.

They don't notice him going into the bathroom. He goes into the stall and he locks himself in. They're like, hey, you have to leave. He won't leave. They call the fire department to get him out because they think he's like injured or something. He refuses medical care and won't leave. So the fire department leaves.

He's still locked in. Now he's locked the door. I don't know, there's no fire. Wait, it was open before this? Uh-huh. The fired, so they could go into the bathroom. They go into the bathroom, he's locked into the stall. So then they leave.

He locks the door. He sets his clothes on fire. By this point, the fire department's gone. Well, now they have to come back. They've called the police. The police are on their way and there's smoke. They found out that this guy had lit everything on fire when the Burger King was just suddenly filled with smoke.

It's always like that. And they went, what the fuck? Yeah. What the fuck? And they saw all the smoke. Did you like the broiler on? Hot from the broiler. All the smoke coming out of the bathroom.

So they went, well, until the cops get here, we have to do something. So they took buckets water and just threw it under the door. Oh, so it was a combination cop and Burger King employee decision. And then the cops eventually busted down the door, but they said it was really hard to apprehend this guy. Because it was this slippery. and wet, and they couldn't see through the smoke. Damn, dude. And they tried to grab him, but, like, they stepped on a rake.

Yeah. And they got hit in the face with the rake. And then they tried to poke him in the eye, but he blocked it with his hand. Well, it's really weird. Their bathroom set up so strange because there's six doors that sort of like line either side of the bathroom. And the guy went in one and then came out another. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was pretty crazy. And then at one point, he was chasing the cops. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, that's incredible, guys That was comedy. Fucking, fucking crazy. Set your nose on fire in a burger game. Much better than suck on penis-shaped

thing. I don't think so. These are neck and neck, you know. I like to go. You'll get hit it one more time. Oh, man. This is yours, by the way. Yeah.

That's all you. Oh, he got it. You guys can share. Oh, God. Oh, there's so much. Dude, stop. Oh, no. You didn't bite it at all.

Not a biter, huh? I've, like, nibbled twice. I don't nibble. I just full throat. Look, I meet your candle wax. Yeah. Oh, you did? Watch me, do me.

It's like he's being intubated. There's your drink. Yeah, I'm good, man, thanks. Tie it up for you? Yeah. I need a second. George, it's over now. For what?

It's okay. I got it, buddy. If I didn't have all that Burger King in my stomach, I might be able to tolerate that. Oh, last fact? Dude, we're just getting into the good stuff. Something for everyone in this episode. Even Jerry Seinfeld. In September of this year, a Burger King employee in Michigan was arrested after allegedly biting his coworker in the face.

Dumb the Burger King vampire. Cool. Austin Lawhead. Austin Lawhead 22 Bit his 46-year-old co-worker on the face several times After they got into an argument

About a stolen item Armed with only his teeth A landline phone for some reason And his ancient vampire combat knowledge Lawhead took the fight To his co-worker But eventually a bunch of Van Helsings Chicago police

showed up and found this drag To be whack Count Lawhead Was charged with assault with intent to do great bodily harm less than murder, which is punishable by up to 10 years in prison. When reached for comment, Law had said he was

quote, just going Selma Blair style. Oh, it's not even a vampire thing? Blas. Blah. I know. I know you meant. There's a video of him biting his co-worker. I don't watch it. I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that. Jordan, don't you want to see more stuff?

Yeah, right. I'm still tearing up. Is there video of some of Blair biting those people? Dude, no. Isn't that crazy? She, like, bit a flight attendant. Also, this isn't apparently the first time she's bit somebody. That's what I found, like, interesting was that, like, oh, she's been known to do this.

Yeah. Like, what? Like, she did that on an airplane. What? Yeah, man, it's scary. Why not, dude? Yeah, don't be in an enclosed space. Is there a better place to bite someone on the face?

Subway. Is that, okay. The restaurant. Subway. I'm just trying to eat fresh. Those are the facts. He's really taken forever. Yeah, those are the right one.

I'm not going to look. You can show Michael. This is great podcast material. Yep. Hang on. Hang on. I can see this much. There you go.

There's a lot of Facebook. Okay. Okay. So he's yelling at they're yelling at each other. They're yelling at each other. Okay, he swung the landline phone at him. Swung at him again.

The counter is separating them. Lawhead has jumped the counter and now he's biting. It looks like, Turton, he jumps against the counter and starts kissing. It looks like he's fighting and then grabs like this. He like pulls him in with like a reverse chokehold and just starts biting the front of his face. What the fuck technique? Yeah. Yeah.

I'll send this to you name if you want to. And then right to it too. It's not like scrappy or whatever. He goes right to come here. He knows what he's going to do next. And then Kelly Clarkson walked in and said, can I buy the. this bird? I'll buy this bird? What the fuck is that

all about? That's crazy. I didn't really care about that story and then I saw Pablo Torre got the security cam footage of the store. Yeah. And you could see the interaction of her trying to ask about this bird at this store that she wants to buy and then the guy apparently

tells her she can't buy it. And then walks away and then she walks away and leaves the store. Well she says something to the cash the person at the cash register who's a different person and she doesn't look happy and then she walks out and there's a

footage of outside as well and she's like immediately pulls out her phone and like is walking away and it's like she's got a tweet about this immediately. Now you don't know what was said so you don't really know the nature of the interaction or anything but I just feel like nobody really comes across looking good and like especially when

you are a famous person like talking about a small business yeah like no matter how like jilted you felt. I feel like you got to control your, your platform better than that. I really like that she was told, whatever happened.

She was told no. And then she equated it to, they told me no like I'm a high class prostitute. She did say it was like pretty woman. It was like pretty woman. They assumed she couldn't afford it. Did they not snap it in front of her? It's not like it was a very nice,

like fancy. It was just, everybody was dressed casually. It was just like a little bird puppet that like looks around or whatever. And it's just part of the, store and she wanted to buy it. That's just like set dressing.

Yeah. It's like the lowest stakes thing. It is so, it's so bizarre. It's so weird. Also, if it was just like a set dressing, then that would just kind of part of the store, I bet she could offer more money. She probably could.

Like, for them to not sell something, like of that caliber is like, if you really wanted to that bad, you've been like, I'm rich. Yeah, it was like a thing the store said that like, a lot of people ask about it, but it's not actually for sale. Yeah.

It's not just because. Yeah, but are a lot of people, Kelly Clarkson? Right? That would, that could have been super cool for your store. Or she came in with that. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? I want to buy your bird.

I feel like Kelly Clarkson's pretty well adjusted. I felt so too, but apparently not. That could be a facade. Apparently she's just a high class prostitute. High class. This is what I'm saying? Eric's words. Eric's also wrote the second sack. I also wrote the one about Burger King Israel.

What do you want? What are you going to do? Those are the facts. Is that people think people get upset about? Yeah. Jerry Seinfeld he's for it though so it'll be fine you're right

The Burger King he's for Burger King Yeah Jerry Seinfeld is all the metaphorical Burger King Oh I see Yeah He doesn't care who's in Burger King's way Yeah

Truly Truly he doesn't Nick got it He just got it Oh Yep It's like when you finally understand Digger

That's what I'm saying It's so good I did go see it And I do agree The more I think about it the more time removed from it, I'm like, it just keeps getting better in my head. I need to see it again. The movie keeps going?

Yeah, that's dangerous. What if it gets worse? Oh, once you can get into what is Don Draper said, the most powerful thing that your customers have is the imagination. You get in that space, your ad could run all day. Yeah. Whoa. And that's what you get a movie in your brain. It's their whole day.

Yep. That's what's up. It's just Tom Cruise getting hit with a shoe over and over in my head. It's so good. That seems so good. But those are the first. facts. Do you guys learn a lot? I guess. I think I did. It was worthless information.

Monkey, did you learn a lot? No. He said, no. Now we're sucking. All right, well. Yeah, this whole episode. I was. Yeah. This whole episode has been sucking and it sucks. I sucked Eric Silly Straw. I admit it. Yeah. It's about to take his fly down. You better be careful. Again? No, he helped me the first time. Get it back up. Wait.

Oh, what? What? That. Frazy! Ask the monkey question. Quick, put something on my feet! The guy walks up. I was trying to get you out of that conversation.

You just started. Three guys standing around, doing nothing out in a field. Nick walks up with a shovel. Starts digging. Hey, watch this. What are you doing? Keep digging. Just keep going.

Why are you doing that? Keeps digging. And then he's in a hole. And he does not do a double jump backflip. No, he does not. Oh, mid-air double jump. That's cool. He might.

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next part or no? Yeah. Well, you're reading it as we finish. Is it take two? We're going to the Texas State Fair if he makes it? But hang on, because you have to give it back to him because he wants to re-along because we saw you review. It's not wet, for sure. Oh. It's my come up and succumb here

in the dick. To hit you in the dick. Oh, do I want it back? It's almost like he was aiming for it. Do I want it back? Whoa. He caught it with two hands. Very interesting.

My fault. Hit you in the hands. I don't like the stuff. The Texans receivers. Playing football for years. That's what I'm talking about. All right, George, she's about the food. That's why he likes that sport.

Oh, that, no, don't do that shit. It's gridiron. It's hungry, jacks, and it's gridiron. We can learn a lot from Oceania. Fucking crazy. Game Day pretzel burger. A 100% eat. Flame grilled, quarter pound, asterisk.

Beef patty topped with melty American cheese, crispy bacon, crispy onions, and nacho cheese sauce all served on a soft, warm. Super pretzel. soft pretzel bun for a craveable game day bite. Super pretzel is the one you can buy at the grocery store. It tasted like super pretzel if they hadn't put it in the oven or in the microwave. Which I mean it was hard like it was frozen.

Calling it soft, I think, is false advertising. Also, barely any nacho cheese. Yeah, that's like. So saying that it comes with the American cheese and the nacho cheese sauce. I was like, what are you talking about? We had two things. Where is it? You got to add it yourself.

yourself apparently. Don't worry. He did. I did. I squished it. He did. He did. He got too. He got too. He got too. Get another one. Then we made sure that there were more. Come on. We have four for some reason. I didn't use any of it. Me neither. You'd miss out. Well, there's two left. We also got chicken fries with non-or cheese sauce. I guess we got chicken fries

and also natto cheese sauce. Yes. Our classic. Our classic. Perfectly dippable chicken fries served with a side of non-cho cheese sauce for dipping. Making them a perfect addition to any Game Day spread. Nick doesn't think this is good game day food. No. We also got the Vampires Bite

Strawberry and Sprite. A limited time Halloween drink featuring Sprite mixed with strawberry flavored syrup and served with edible cherry flavored sour punch candy straw. Now did that taste like Sprite? It doesn't. It doesn't.

It doesn't. It's not even like they added something to Sprite. It's like they took things away from Sprite. It is not. It is not. not, it has the bubbles of Sprite. Yeah. Sprite's usually a little more carbonate. But then they put this strawberry with it. I wish I was making this face.

Wish you were a happy little vampire? Bite his face. Why are you kissing him? The drink is so weird. The drink's weird where it like punches you right at the beginning and it's like... In the back of the throat. Flavor. And then it's, and then it's, and then It's flavorless.

And it's just like, why is drink making me thirsty? Yeah, the drink was making me thirsty. Yeah. It was like, you'd finish it and you go. So you got a second drinks. Yep. That was a drink break. Nice.

100% eat drink break. Good thing we all take it at the same time. Everyone drink and suck. Hydration break. That's right. Oh, but a little bit of press material? There is a little bit of press material. Quote,

Game Day is about more than just the game. Get the game out of here. It's about bringing people together over delicious and fun food. Something Burger King is no stranger to. Do you like the M dash there? They like that definitely Yeah, right? Yeah. Is that an M or an N? That might be an N dash.

Here, let me just cross this out. Okay, I'm going to read it again. Okay. Bringing people together over delicious and fun food. Something Burger King is stranger to. Said Joel Yashinsky, chief marketing officer, Burger King, U.S., NC.

What is... That's Canada. Oh! Yeah. Makes sense. Our neighbors to the north. I like them. We wanted to bring that spirit to guest with a menu that makes it easy for BK to be part of their game day and traditions.

They're out. You're not in the running. You're not in the rotation. Could you imagine going to watch? A lot of wings is ahead of you. You imagine going to watch the game at your friend's house and you pull up. Oh, the Burger King stuff I got. I got lunch covered.

Yeah, don't worry, guys. I got all these Burger King hamburgers. What? I'm watching a different game somewhere else. Hey, I just remembered, I have to be anywhere else right now, so I got to go. I just remember, I hate sports. Yeah.

You could do that. I think if you went to somebody's place, or if somebody showed up and they had like McDonald's cheeseburgers, that would be a thing where you go like, oh, fuck. Dude, all right, cool. If somebody showed up with Burger King cheeseburgers, you would just be like, why did you do this?

I would. I would. Not even me eating it and being like, oh, I don't like this. I would just be like, you got burger king? Do the fuck?

You got burger king? You got burger king? And you got this weird pretzel thing? There's something about it making a lot of sense to me if it's McDonald's. If somebody shut up with a snack of cheeseburgs from McDonald's. It's quick. It's easy. Everyone likes it.

It's applicable, man. It's fine. You can put McDonald's anywhere. Yeah. You can eat it at the White House. Yeah. You got people coming over. That's all you can have.

Yeah. Just grab a bunch of McDonald's. You get a bunch of that. Are you the world's best athlete? Yeah. Here's a cheese bird of McCone. Here's a fish. Hey, have a fish delight.

What? Oh, the fish delight. I just think there's something about this where I don't know. I don't know what this is. It's what the president calls him. Stupid. What? But it's a fish delight.

Stupid. Hey. You call him stupid. That one guy in the comments is going to say something. Both sides. Called Biden stupid. Yeah, he does. He likes Burger King.

Old and stupid. Whoa. Who am I voting for? Damn. And he's sleepy. Yeah. Unlike this current president who never.

He's so awake. He's our most awake president. Biden, though, had considerably less bruises. He wasn't looking bruise all the time. No. It's true. A lot of bruises. A lot of bruises.

He's hanging on, too. He has a bit of a bruiser. He was barely hanging. on. Which one are we talking about now? Flip a coin. Right? Oh, do you think that's what it is really, like, deep down that drives Trump crazy is that he's so much like

Jay Lighten? Hey, I don't think it's that deep down. Who's hanging on? I think it's pretty We gotta know. We gotta know. Tough. All right, fine. I'll call the president. Let him know. But we have our review of Burger King,

but we hear from you in a segment we call you review. Ding, ding, ding. Nice. Who wants to go first? It's the same jingle as NBC. I know. I thought we were watching.

I thought it was NBC Must See Thursday. Yeah, the office is about to start. Seinfeld is on. Friends? All right, who's reading the first one? I will. Okay.

I was going to rock paper, scissors, but. Aaron F. Says, since I can't leave my review without giving This place is star. Every time. I'll just leave my complaint here and Twitter especially.

Since the phone is busy all day to even speak to a manager. Okay. So on 110.19, I pull up. They don't close until 11 p.m. It's 1024. As I'm ready to make my order. A flamboyant sounding guy comes to the intercom. What do you think she means by that?

I don't know. And I quote him verbatim, oh hell no bitch We close now So I asked him to repeat that explicit term again And of course he didn't He said oh I said her system is down right now So I drove off to another

Better customer servicing Burger King Look if that happened to me I think it'd be hilarious Oh hell not bitch I mean I'm not even disputing I'm disputing. He said, hell not bitch,

and then said, I didn't say that. Yeah. I feel like if you said it once, you'd say it again. Right. Yeah. You are so worried

you went to another Burger King. Go somewhere else. Go somewhere else. Take it as a sign from God. I have to go to another burger king. And God's just like, I can't help everyone. Oh my God.

Go with God. Leave me out of this. God saw she was going to another Burger King. And he said, oh, hell not, bitch. I'm closing that one too. Oh. a flamboyant sounding guy.

You know what? That's not what I was expecting him to say when she described me as flamboyant. So this next one is from Rodnisha B. Zero stars. Where's Burger King in Houston? This location takes a very long time and always tell guest to pull to the front.

I'm used to it as I live nearby. Tonight I stopped and I was preparing to wait. But guest kept walking out saying it's a long wait and I should go get my money back. I waited a longer because it's nothing new. But more guests keep coming out and the same thing. I go

up to the door and it's locked. I waited for a worker to open and him questioned about my order instantly. I go in kind of loud and fussy, basically saying why they never have workers and always have people waiting.

Just talking out loud. Not directly to anyone. And this guy tells me to shut the fuck up. I told him back to shut the fuck up. We exchanged a few more words.

Maybe fuck wasn't there. As him waiting to get my money back, he keeps saying I cursed him out and I told him I did not curse him out. And I was loud but I didn't disrespect you until you told me to shut the fuck up. I wanted my receipt for

my refund and he called me a roach. Oh my God. At this point, I'm confused. No, I want my money back because you didn't make my food. I'm not just asking for money. It's sad how these people act in your business, literally running this place like it's theirs. No rules, no customer service, no respect for people. Not acceptable.

This location needs help bad. And if that guy was the manager, I can see why this location is like it is. It's, do you think it was a flamboying guy? Just talking out loud. I am such a fan of trying to explain away you walking in, talking shit loudly. Right. But going like, and I'm just talking out loud. I'm not saying it to anyone. I'm walking around and I'm just saying stuff.

I'm just loud and a little fuss. A little fuss. Just a little fuss. You know, our babies get. You know, like, when you when you like walk into a store and you're going, what the fuck is this bullshit?

God, this sucks. Just signed it like... I wasn't being disrespectful. Hey, shut the fuck up. I can only be disrespectful when it's directed at someone. Was this the same Burger King? It might have been.

I think it was. Wonder. A hell not been. bitch. Damn. Calling her, then he called me a roach. Quote, a roach. That's, what? That's pretty unique.

I gotta say, that's like, that's like, that's like obscure enough to actually be hurtful. I don't think. If somebody called you a roach, you, that would like stick with. Right. In effect, you're so much, she wrote it in the review. She wrote this whole thing. He called me a roach. Like, it would make you think about, like, what are my roach-like qualities?

Will I not go away? What are the things that are making me? roachish. Why am I roach like? I don't know what roach behaviors like. Right, like an atomic bomb went off and I was fine.

Well, they turned on the lights and I scurried into the right. I don't know where to go. Shut the fuck up. You little roach. I'm just roach it. Shut up, you little roach.

I walk in and roach into no one in particular. All right. Becky G. With the good hair. I will never go back to this dump. I ordered Whoppers, but forgot to tell them mustard instead of mayo. Okay.

The person at register said they would put mustard packs. I said, no. Can you scrape off mayo? But I saw a female making burgers making a face and saying, oh no. By that time, I didn't know what they were doing with the burgers. I just saw the female leaning on the table where the burgers are fixed and smirking, a smiling at the person at the register. I told them to forget the burgers, even though I had already paid. for them and told them to eat the burgers themselves.

Such a dirty place and the people there are only there for the paycheck. Oh my God. Never again will I give my business to this place on Ella called Burger King. Thanks for the reminder of where and what it is. They're only here for the, they don't do it for the love of the game. What happened to the Burger King I know where the employees did it as volunteers? Also, what's going on with the burger? I don't understand.

What are you saying? It's dirty. Stop, what are you doing with it? There's baddies everywhere. Scrape it off my burger now. And I bet Becky said it very politely. Oh, yeah? Why can't he scrape the fucking?

I told them to forget the burgers, even though I had paid for them, and told them to eat the burgers themselves. And I bet she delivered the line just like that. Hey, you know what? Eat the burger yourself. Hey, you little roach. Just forget it. Shut the fuck up.

The person at the register, said they would put mustard packets because they forgot to order them with mustard. I said no, can you scrape off mayo? Absolutely not. No. But I saw female making burgers

making a face and saying oh no. From there, it has turned into... I don't want it. It has turned into, obviously my food has been tampered with. Oh no. Like, is that what the insinuation is?

I'm not sure where the connection is for like that, but like, apparently we're supposed to glean from it. Smirking a smile at the person at the register. And they were waggling their eyebrows. Nobody smiles at Burger King. What's going on here? Something's a miss. Not since they started paying them.

These fuck works there for not money. I saw a flamboying guy sucking one of those silly straws. right before he touched my burger. This little roach smirked a smile at me. You ever smirk a smile at a person? Hey, robot talk. You eat the burgers. Forget it.

You can have me. You smirk a smile at yourself and eat my food, I said. I think no matter how she said it, just like telling someone to eat a Burger King burger is very insulting. It's derogatory. It feels derogatory. How dare you? I think it's kind of like a...

Why don't you eat the Burger King Burger? you can't say that. You cannot tell people to eat Burger King, dude. You cannot say that in public. Oh my God, that's... Of all the things we've done in this episode. We're not with him. It's a roach behavior.

Well, those are your reviews, but we have our reviews. Those are strange. Of the Burger King, ate pretzel burger. All Houston. I spread out a little bit. All the same Burger King. She's to start going to Corpus Christi next season.

That's a good idea. I've never investigated Corpus. You've got to go to some weird places. Yeah. But we need to get on a review of this. Jordan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Game Dave.

Shut the fuck. Oh, my face. No, my face. What do he say? What did he say? Sure. Good. Great.

So you liked it. Nick liked the Burger King. Okay. Well, it's not what you said. I said, sure. This thing is very bad. I like it. It's not really...

Oh, no, no. This guy's great. 10 out of 10, this guy. 100 out of 100, this guy. 100% eat. Shave it. Shave it, brand it. Whatever.

Brand him? Yeah, on the back of his head. This thing, not so good. Definitely not getting a symbiatic. No. Oh, that's weird. Oh, no. Who saw this coming?

Yeah. The problem with it is that they use the Burger King Burger. Yeah. The other problem, with it is that the pretzel is very bad and stale and doesn't taste good comes apart.

Yep. What else does it have not going for it? No go-ku. No-go-k-o. That's negative for sure. Or go-tanks. Yeah. No-go-tanks. No-go-tanks. Or go-ten. No, I didn't see him anywhere. Is that someone that... I may have saw Yajirobe there.

Is Yajirovi the little samurai guy? Like, okay, he's there. He's there. He's there. He's not really... He's not really little. Yeah, he's like a smaller guy, is he? Yeah. He's short. He's short.

There's people like Krillin, though. I don't think. Yeah, I guess that's true. Krillin. And then what's it? He's got a cat. I would say his stoutness overrides his shortness. Corrin is.

Corrin's, he's way above him. Oh, Corrin's his boss? He's the one to make the beans. Oh. Yeah, go, I got a bunch of sensu beans for you. Gajarobi's been working on him. Yeah, I do everything around here. He's muscle man.

That's pretty good. Yeah. That's what he sounds like. He sounds like muscle man for regular show? Look, Yajorobi, love him or hate him, he saved everyone's ass in the saying song. Who loves him? Didn't he have a motorcycle? No, he's got a little flying car.

Oh, he's not flying cars, though. It's not cool. Yeah, but he can't fly, so he has to have the flying car. Yeah. He's just like a guy, right? Is he in Dragon Ball? I believe so. Yeah.

He shows up at Gordon's Tower, yeah. Okay. I think he might have been a bad guy, too. I mean, they were all that. It seems like they were all bad guys. Most people were bad guys. We're going down a rabbit hole here. Right, we're talking about something better than burger.

We're trying to... Exactly. Avoid talking about burger game. So, this is bad. I'm giving it... 39. 39? Why?

Why? Because of the taste? It just sucks. The taste, the smell, the... The smell is bad. It's stunk in the car. Your car's gonna stink. It's gonna stink. Honestly, I didn't like how it sounded.

Yeah, it didn't sound. It did sound good. But did you like the straws that we got? I love it. You're gonna finish your straw? I have an unopened one. I think Michael loved it enough for both of us. All right, 39 from Jordan.

Not quite a 78. Oh, just missed it. Yeah, just missed it. Their burgers suck. They taste like smoke. Yeah. That hasn't changed. Do you eat the whole thing?

I did. I heard. I heard tell. No. The pretzel was good as well? He got jealous, so he almost ate the whole thing. Almost. Was it because you were jealous?

No. That's a good question. Why? No. It was a regretful thing I said. Like, oh man, I hate the whole thing. I'm with you. Oh.

Yeah, me. A little jealous monkey. And I said no. Little jealous monkey. Did you say no? So I ate the burger. It wasn't very good. Yeah.

Most everything we got wasn't good. Uh-huh. All the things that Jordan wanted, he wanted all this extra stuff. Chicken nuggets. I did have a bite of chicken nuggets. Yeah. All the extra stuff was not good, too. It's just like mush food.

The chicken nuggets. I couldn't tell you the difference between the mozzarella fry and the chicken fry. What? Weird. Weird. Weird. Weird.

We got 12 of them. Someone demanded it. It's not the worst Burger King I've ever eaten in my life. They've eaten in the 70s. 26. Oh my God. It sucks. I gave the burger a higher score than I thought you would.

32.5. It's terrible. All right. We're bringing it back down to Earth. We're getting, we're getting, we're getting. Burger King. This is Burger King that we anticipate. This is Burger King we expect. I'll be honest.

That take away the fluke from last time. Yeah. That's a good Burger King. Like Burger King? Like hit in mid-30s? They were like, oh, that's pretty good. Hey, we're getting better. 32.5 is probably right where this belongs.

The only reason we did this is because of the pretzel thing. The pretzels were, it was so bad. We just had to return some balance. Yes. And without looking to do it, we knew Burger King would be there to support us. and hey, we're going to knock it down a peg, but we knew what we were going to walk into. Right. Yeah.

And we just think it was so weird that like the last good thing we had was that Dragon Ball Super sauce. We've been on a bad streak of food. So it was like, well, look, either it continues or Burger King's on to something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the streak continues. I don't think we had that conversation or thought that was going to be the case. It could have been an option. I mean, it was, it was one or the other, you know?

It's like it's either it's old reliable or Burger King continues to surprise us. Yeah. And it's all reliable. It's bad. Yeah. Well, there you have it. 32.5 is the score for this thing. Ooh, almost.

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This is the what, well, it won't really look like that one. It looks like that one, but like that. That's what I'm saying. Who knows? Wait and see. We'll let you know when we have it. He doesn't care. I'm listening.

You keep looking at him. I care. I'm listening. I wasn't looking at it. I was watching. I'm watching you guys. I'm just like, oh. That's 100% E.

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Hell yeah. Posse, you will not keep getting away with stealing my lunch. When I catch you, I will bite you. Oh shit. On the face? Oh my God. Someone Blair style. The Burger King sucker, face sucker biteer? The last name. Lawhead? Oh my God. Oh, dude.

P.S. Ben, I will continue to lead you to food salvation. Love tilt. All right. What's up, tilt. Ben? Ben. Good one. Be careful. Yeah. Be careful, Ben. Our next one is from Sergio Aguirre. Aguirre.

Who offers a hammering. Of who, I'm not sure, because it reads, when I was six, I was accidentally hitting the forehead with a hammer, swung with two hands. This changed nothing in my life, probably. Love the show. which are two great sentences back to back. I've been struck. I've been struck by a hammer in the brain.

Anyway, I love your stuff. I love 100% E. Nice. I'm such a big fan. I'm on my 103 listen. There's probably nothing wrong with me. I love the show. I've just found it for the first time. I got hit with a putter in the head.

I'd have staples. What are those? The fluorescent lights. A bunch of those fell on me. I was in my friend's garage and they just fell on my head and shattered all around me and I was like

Were they just open? Am I dead? Am I dead? Did they not have like a cover? No they did. Oh, oh you mean like No yeah

They were just like They were just open Yeah, they fell. Yeah. Weird. They were just hanging up in the ceiling and fell on me. That's crazy.

But since they're like so like thin. Yeah. Like they just shattered. But like if a glass thing falls on you as like a seven year old you're like what the fuck? I might be dead.

And then you're thinking, could that happen at any time? The rest of my life? I didn't know they were up with it. Well, if somebody hits me in the head, two-handed style with a hammer. Anyway, I'm fine probably. I don't love this show. Yeah, I'm with you. Eric and Nick's dynamic is what I strive for in life.

And Michael and Jordan always make me laugh. This guy definitely got hit in the head with a hammer. Hey, this guy got hit in the head with a hammer. I call my hammer homies. That's what. The Hammer Bros. I listen to it 10 times. I only remember three.

Keep listening. The jokes are new every time for me. And finally, the jokes are new every time for me. Dennis Burger. Whoa. What? Yeah, he's got, he's the Dennis burger.

I thought R.T. going under was the end of the world. But you guys have given me the much needed laughs. Hell yeah. Whoa. If anything, we're better. I would agree. Thank you all so much. Here's at least.

Here's two. At least. another two years. Thank you very much. Thank you. We got two years to get two more, baby. I think we got that cup. Yep.

I think we can do it. I think we can at least do two. At least, two to three. There you go. Well, thank you very much. You can sign up, get your own hammering or shout out red at the 100% fan tier. Patreon.com slash 100% eat. You can also follow us on Instagram, Blue Sky and Twitter at 100% eat.

And you can send us stuff to the PO box for 100% treat. P.O. 14, 32, 41, Austin, Texas, 77.14. Box 14341, Austin, Texas, 787, 114. We have some stuff. We gotta do another one soon. Maybe next week. Yeah, maybe next week, we'll get another one in. Hey, should we do 100% treat next week? Let's see.

He said, yeah. Hold on. Okay. No! In the episode, we're going right now. Rate, subscribe, tell us right about the show where we eat food and go to the fair. Are you excited for the fair, Nick? Yeah! Sure. See you next time. Bye. Unlock unlimited free grocery delivery with PC Express Pass.

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