100% Eat - PRNDL & Graysie Gifts - Ride Along BJ's Brewhouse

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

Our Heroes are stuffed with pizza, pretzels, and pizookie so they're on the long ride home. Graysie gets to ride shotgun but she's got PRNDL-pinions and wants to keep waking Michael up from his nap. Big time little sister energy in this one, especially when we all get back to the studio and start giving her presents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Shine it in Eric's face while he's driving and then Nick can gasp. If someone can give me two, I can get one for each eye. What? I also almost said what? Nevermind. I just did as someone else did. Nevermind. Nevermind. Turn these lights off.

Yeah, my dad told me it's not safe to drive when it's on. You get pulled over. I heard it was illegal. Oh, I heard you get in an accident much easier. You know about avoid accidents in a car. I'm gonna hit this. Oh, Jesus. See, it's scary when you're in the car.

You know what? I'm beginning to see again. Beginning? Beginning again. He's beginning to find're in the car to be guessed. I'm beginning to see again. Beginning? Beginning again. He's beginning to find his way. He forgot. No, I remember. Right.

So she buckles in. Gracie's here. Hi. Just so you know, I said Gracie's here. She's at high, and Nick pointed the camera at me. Hi. No, I was still on you. And then I moved over to Gracie.

So just so you know. It's not like you can see who's doing it anyway. We're still doing great. We should not nail it. Look it. I backlit by the Joanne. I told you I can keep this on. I don't care.

Keep it on, dude. I mean, you both care. Are you gonna get in a rag if you have them on? No, why would I get in a rag? He's gonna get in a rag, dude, because he's so distracted from the flight. We're gonna get so pulled over. Oh, no.

Oh, wait, I had it the wrong way. Wait. This is the way you had it, I think. I think it's all upside down. It's all gonna be upside down. I'm so excited. No, I made sure to, I made sure to. No, don't flip it, it's good.

It's the right way. It's not late night green. It's canceled. Oh, Big Brother has the camera? I have it too. Can I ball with that? Hey, where did you work? What the fuck asshole? Answer my god damn question.

You, stop talking. You, answer. I said you can't glare at me like that and expect me not to ask. No. I said you can't glare at me like that and expect me not to have cool my glory just look at you. No It was I like how everyone here knows for a fact that I was just looking at you You're still disputed Michael can you look at the camera and show what you yeah? What no Here I'll look I'll look like Read the sign.

Go slow on the other side. Trampoline zone. Trampoline zone. Wait, what would it take for us to go do that? I guess ordering Chuck E. Cheese again. Going to the wrong one. You getting in an accident. It would take

4,000 patrons signing up for the great the cinnamon tier coming soon I would love a trampoline episode yeah I think we did a compliment crackle was great wait until we find out the next way to hemorrhage more money out of you. It's by holding Gracie ransom. Yeah, pretty much. You never really see the person being held for ransom being in on it. Well, rarely. It does work out sometimes.

I think that's how it happened in Fargo. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she wasn't in on it. No, but Gracie's not really in on it. She's just getting some of the ransom. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like in on it in on it would imply that like it's a scheme. Yeah, and it's more like hey We're taking you. Mm-hmm. We're ransoming you but don't worry. You'll be you're gonna get a cut Yeah, if we do this like that and we announce it we should post a picture of Gracie holding today's newspaper

and we announce it, we should post a picture of Gracie holding today's newspaper. Oh, okay. What is it? That is- Yeah, does anyone still get the- No, no, that's why it's such a great idea. Having to get an actual newspaper is such a fucking headache. Right, does anyone-

Where do you get them now? Dad, subscribe. Are you filming out the front window? No, I'm filming you in the rear view. I gotta be honest, it looks fucking cool. It looks really cool. Cinematic Nick. It looks alright.

It's like we have fucking cool as a stretch. Gracie went in on it. Hey, did it look fucking cool, Michael? Can we give them a new car tour? What? A new car tour? Yeah, go for it Gracie. Give them a new car tour? What? A new car tour? Well, hey look, here's our seats. Okay, yeah, go for it, Gracie. Give a new car tour.

Okay. All right. What is this? What's the model? A Hyundai? That's Eric, dude. A Hyundai? Why?

Don't talk so much. Here we have the Hyundai wheel. The Hyundai wheel? I'm taking a nap. Tell me when the tour's over. What features are we working with? We got car plates? Oh, he has car plates on.

He's got heated steering wheel? No. You got heated seats? No. What features are we working with? He got car plates. Oh, he has car plates on. He's got heated steering wheel? No. You got heated seats? No. You don't have heated seats? No, but his Prindle is a buddy. My what? Your Prindle.

Your what? Prindle? Prindle. Have you ever heard of? Is that the term? No, but like- That sounds like a waspy name. Well-

This is my friend Prindle. Hang on. Can I justify why? Before you do I just said is it called a brindle and you said no a prindle Pringle. Yeah, she heard prindle and this isn't Baywood like Pringle Anywho, the reason I said it, I don't know if anyone my age watches Wow I don't know if anyone my age watches this. But it's- Wow, wow. All right, I'm out. In the sweet life of Jackie Cody, Mr. Mosby's teaching London how to drive and he calls

it the Prindle. Oh, it's Park Revert. Yeah, and then it hurts out of L. It's L, it's furlough. It wasn't for you, it's a furlough here. And so I know a lot of people refer to it as the Prindle. Okay, now you're saying a lot of people refer to it like the Prindle. Okay, now you're saying a lot of people refer to it like the Prindle?

I don't need to get into numbers. Okay. A lot of Gracies in this car. I've just heard it said. Much like young viewers, we don't need to get into the numbers. Demographically, no one calls it a Prindle. That's why I said the Prindle.

Oh. Did you just play with your brain? Yeah. Playing tricks on you. play with your brain? Yeah. Playing tricks on you. Anyway, that's the second part of, that's the car tour. And that's the car tour. Wow, that was excellent.

Michael, wake up. Michael, wake up. The car tour is over. It's October. Oh, are we there? Is there nothing else to report? Keep looking. Maybe you'll find something cool. I already opened this. Oh yeah, I know.

Don't give him my registration. Yeah. He doesn't need it where he's going. Why not? Well, I mean, we're about to be pulled over for having the lights on here. No you don't! You don't have to dox anything!

Dad? While I'm here. You might have a subway. Oh my God. Oh, we have surprises for you at the office. Mongol? Uh-huh. Oh my God.

I'm excited. Gosh, she got so excited. I already saw one of them. You did? Oh yeah. No! You did? Oh my god. Oh my god. I just got so excited. I already saw one of them. You did? Oh yeah. No. You did?

I did. Who told you? Santa? Yeah, who let you? Glenn. Are y'all telling secrets? Yep, we sure are. Now you'll never find out if Santa put you on the naughty list.

Did he? You may know. Might have to bump it out of you on that one. That was the softest, quietest. Why are you looking at me like that? I was about to ask a question, but I don't know if I'm allowed to ask it. What does that mean?

Okay, ask it. Did you just smoke something? What? Because your eyes are like this. I turned around and he was like. No, he's very tired. Pretty clear. He's a sleepy boy.

Where were you when we were talking about how sleepy he was? I was there, but. And you were there when I said I'm gonna take a nap in the car on the way back. And then Grazie went, are you smoking? Hey, get right back at it, night night. Take a little bit. Zero out of 10.

Jordan, are you done with that crack pipe? Can I have that? Yeah. No, but I got the spunked up spoon for it. And it died. Grazie. He wasn't glaring at you. He was just sleepy.

Okay, I'm catching on. I got it. It's hockey season and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything. So no, you can't get a nice rank on Uber Eats. But iced tea, ice cream, or just plain old ice? Yes, we deliver those.

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Product availability varies by region. See app for details. Something about that reminded me of, I don't remember what episode it was, but I said something dumb, I'm sure. Impossible. And Jordan goes, Gracie, like a really disappointed joke. You just said it in the same thing.

Honestly, I don't know. Oh, it was when y'all were talking about moving to the new office and I said, are y'all gonna put up a sign? Oh my God. Gracie. Gracie. And I was like, sorry. That reminds me,

it's a serious sign. After you doxxed us. Y'all got one? Eric and I, oh yes we did. Eric and I also- But I'm assuming it's a secret code. No, it's in the window.

Eric and I both y'all- What? No! When you said that too. I know, and then Jordan goes- And Jordan went, Gracie. Gracie. Gracie.

And that stuck with me ever since. Then Eric went- It's almost like, why do I bother trying to help you? Then Eric said- No, because that's the thing, you're the one that only helps me. So it was like in that moment I was like, oh my god. Okay, I fucked up.

I'm really fucked up now. Then I remember Eric said, what about this? Don't you get it? She did follow up. I vividly remember her, because I watched her over and over again. Don't you get it! She did follow up. I can't really remember her because I watched her over and over again. What about this girl?

Yes. I get it now. In fact when we got that sign, I went, we went outside for braces. She knows where the office is. Oh man. We'll show that to you as well. I went outside for braces. You know is with the office Show that About Lou B's well there goes my nap. I've never been to a Lou B's I hear good things. All right. I hear bad things. Oh Everyone I know really likes it Where are you from Texas? Yeah. Well, yeah, but. And you don't like movies?

No. Okay. Because my parents wouldn't go there, so I didn't have to tell them I was older. I've never been. No, they took you to nicer places. My friends always talk about there as some kind of like, there's some kind of fish entree.

It's called something special that they all like. The Luanne platter? You took that back. Is there another fish platter? What? There's not fish? Oh, fish? That's what she said. There's a fish platter. Oh? There's not fish? Fish? That's what she said.

There's a fish platter. Blueberry fish. Or like a, I've never been so I don't know. But apparently there's some kind of fish dish. I would not eat a fish dish at Blueberry's. They love it. And the blue jello. It could be a fish.

It could be a blue jello. Oh, well yeah, the jello. Yeah, obviously. Jello is good everywhere. Yeah, it's even good in the hospital. It's especially good in the hospital. What? I just feel like it's even good in the hospital. It's especially good in the hospital. What? I just feel like it's always a sweet surprise.

Michael, wake up. Michael, wake up. It's a special surprise, Rob? It's like, oh man, I really bumped into the hospital. Jello, hold on. This day has taken a pleasant surprise. Now I'm glaring at you. This day has taken a pleasant surprise. Now I'm glaring at you.

Yeah. I feel that burning in the back of your head. Yeah. Why is she not turning around? Oh, man. She's straight ahead. She doesn't need to. Oh, my god.

Oh, this is crazy. This whole episode is gonna be fucking something. It sure is gonna be. I don't know how it's gonna play out. I think we're gonna get loopier and loopier as we go, both because of Michael's sleekiness, Gracie's wackiness, and me drinking half of a tub of whatever that cocktail was. Yeah, but then you also had the other cocktail, didn't you?

Oh yeah, you too. That one. What was that one? That one went really fast. It was like 90% ice. Oh, was it? It was supposed to be some sort of fruity sour, but I couldn't tell you what like spirit it was

or anything. It was delicious. The bathtub had like four different kinds of liquor. And it was good. How close are we to me? Are we on point five? It's pretty close. Oh, it is, yeah.

It does feel closer, doesn't it? It feels quite close when your hand is about there. Well, also, this part is not being filmed. This part is blank. Oh. So we don't see the sign in the window. Yeah, we don't want to dox it. Oh, you mean the sign that says...

Oh my God! 100%. Oh, there isn't a sign, you'll lie. Yes, yes I did. Oh, that doesn't really look like a fake decoy sign. Go inside! All right. So what we learned is you can lie to her.

Did you grab the can? You can lie to her, just don't look at it. Yeah, have it. What we learned is I have more pretzel. Well yeah, we do. She does have pretzel. Oh, I forgot to steal the cheese dish though. Oh no.

Oh no, Gracie. He's fucked up, dude. I know. He fucked up. Just a few. What? I'm gonna make a repeat of what I said. I won't ask.

You have keys or am I doing it? I don't have keys. He has keys, but you are doing it. Great, thank you. You're the key guy. Oh wait, here they are. He has keys, but you are doing great. Thank you. You're the key guy. Oh wait, here they are. He who suck. Oh, no, don't even look at the number, Gracie.

I did it. Okay. Hey, who left that tweet here? Tweet! Michael got a brain tweeze or whatever. Whoa. Dude, I could go for a brain tweeze. Yeah. Just like get in there and go for a brain tweeze. Yeah.

Just like get in there and like. A what? Tweez it out. Get those thoughts out. Okay, so Gracie, this was sent. Oh, we're doing it now. Yeah, this was sent to you. Oh, someone sent that.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. This is to help pay for you and that's why we need the cinnamon tier. Oh no. Oh my god. I'm dropping my money. It's for gas money.

Yeah. But to be fair, as nice as it was, if that's for the cinnamon tier, they owe us more. Yeah, yeah, it's dropping my money. It's for gas money. Yeah. But, hey fair, as nice as it was, if that's for the Cinemans here, they owe us more. Yeah, yeah, it's not enough. It's not enough. This is a fifth of the Cinemans. All right. Okay, hold on, hold on.

Gracie's not making decisions. No, not at all. Okay, and then this. Oh god, there's more. This is the other one. This is from Grayson. Grayson was the one that sent the stuff from... The hilarious?

The hilarious? Yeah. Yeah. It felt really bad. Comfort that dog thing. Wait, you do not need to open gifts for Gracie. Yeah, this is for Gracie. Go ahead, you can read it.

Wait, holy shit. Oh my God. Oh my God. Whoa, Gracie tear. Okay, do you want me to read it out loud? Yeah, sure, why not? Two 100% eat. Well, shit. Oh my God. Oh my God. Whoa, Gracie tear. Okay, do you want me to read it aloud? Yeah, sure. Two 100% eat. Well shit.

That fact sheet aged very poorly. Hope you can use this card to help on the next Gracie episode. To Gracie, in close, our five $10 Chick-fil-A gift card. Whoa! That's Gracie tear. Please forgive me, it was a super unfortunately timed joke and did not mean to come off as insensitive when it was written.

Love Grayson. Grayson, it's okay. I was not upset, but I do appreciate it. I will be taking your gift cards. I will be taking the $50 to check away. Look at that! You're gonna eat forever. Wow. Is this from a simple deck of cards? That's amazing. Grayson killed Cinnamon.

And he spells his name close to mine. It is so close. Probably don't fill in the address, Nick. Thank you. I'm sorry. He was down, dude. Don't make me look at you next. Now we can look.

She wants to show the name so bad. Oh, okay. Wow. So close to mine. It's from Grayson. Grayson. Wow. Also you both spell it the same way.

Have fun. That was the point. It's already getting late. I didn't even read the middle of the card. It's getting on the Tweet time. It's great to know your friend's life was so much happier because I was in there. What is that?

We got a refrigerator. This is something called Red Bull. I see now. He needs it. That's a very sad card. I know. But Phil, What is that?

Fuck you. Yeah. It's like you're her enemy. It's very one-sided. Sometimes it feels that way. It's very one-sided. It is not one-sided. It absolutely is.

It's someone arguing at a reflection. Wait guys, I made 60 bucks today. Yeah. Well, you made 50 Chick-fil-A bucks. Yeah. But do you know how much money I would have spent at Chick-fil-A if these were here? No, how much?

Probably 50. 50 bucks, well there we go. At some point in my life I was gonna spend 50 dollars. You broke the deal. No, no, no. This is what I'm saying when we cut out the middle man. Yeah, this is why we need that cinnamon tier to like really figure, we gotta figure this out

in an episode. Right. Just pick it out. And then also the like picture need that cinnamon tier to really figure, we gotta figure this out in an episode. Right. And then also the picture for the cinnamon tier is cinnamon with a T. Aw. That's cinnamon. That's gonna make Greyson cry. Yeah, that's where they get more money.

Well, thanks for watching the ride along. Did you like it? Yes. Good. And thank you Greyson. Who sent this this I think Madison check it out he's got the time you brought it solo tap time yeah where was it is your microphone sideways no Jordan sideways his microphone straight it's just clipped on my shirt yeah but it's pointed the other way what do you mean I felt we were

pretty clear