100% Eat - Pronounce Our Names Wrong for Mustard %% Mighty Fine Burgers Bijan Dijan Mustard Burge

Episode Date: September 29, 2026

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Here we. Hey, God damn. Shit. This all stays in. When will we learn? This all stays in. How do you this? This is bullshit.

This is bullshit. It's all you, buddy. What? Okay, guys, we don't want to do. He hit the tripod. I know. He's always messing with the camera. You owe my phone.

That's the second time he's fucked up the camera. Yeah. Oh, it's fine. Hold on. There's more of that song. Let me know. You know when I should read this. Yeah, it didn't really move.

No idea. It just, it just give it a little. Well, it shook. Yeah. Well, you're shaking. It's the natural state of thing. That's all we're gonna get. That's all staying in. No, I didn't have to stay.

I just want to know if he wants to take it again. Okay. All right. Welcome to 100% Eve, the show where we try every fast food restaurant and let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my host, Jordan, Swares, Jordan. How are you? I feel like, welcome to the nightly news.

Yeah, right. Tonight's top story. Ammunition at the top of the arch. On the top, in the middle at the bottom. It's all filled up throughout. I'm not allowed to ask him what happened. What do you mean? Oh, again?

he just hit the wrong button, I bet. You've asked him enough questions. This one's actually relevant. He was just asking nonsense. Don't touch me like that. Don't ever make me touch you again. If I'm touching anyone's hands is Jordan's hands and that's only when we're washing hands.

I was throwing my hands and his hand was already there. He touched this shit out of here. Yeah, I didn't like that at all. What was the problem? We both had dirty, dirty hands. I tried to use the, the best part, but going to a mighty fine or Rudy's is using the hand washing machine. I didn't know they had those there too.

I don't think if everybody. been to a mighty finds. Oh, really? Like, I know they haven't been Rudy's. Oh, frequent. Yeah. And I was trying to use it. And then Eric decided to put his hands in.

We blow that dirty paws. And I was like, huh, okay, don't worry. And I took my hands out. And then he took his hands. I was like, okay. Don't worry. I got that picture.

And then I put my hands back in and he was like, and he's also doing this. Well, he's doing it. I was trying, I'm like concentrating. I was like, Michael Jordan doing the dunk. It looks like he's pooping. And I was just like, you're taking my clean hands. It's true.

But then everyone got a sticker. Yeah, you didn't. I got one for Nick who didn't even use it. And then you were like, you were like, I didn't even get one. And I was like, like I voted. Nick's true, it's stolen valor. Like he didn't wash his hands. It's like he's weighing an I voted sticker when he didn't vote.

Yeah. Did you do that? Do what? I didn't wash my hands. Did you vote? Not this year. Where are you going? You didn't even vote in the pilot?

Oh yeah, I didn't. Okay. Just wild. Do you didn't wear a sticker? No. Do you wear scrubs? This is a good idea. This is such a good idea.

I don't want people talking to me. Like, you wear scrubs, you're asking for trouble. Yeah, you just... And I'm not even asking an emergency. It's just like, it takes it from zero percent to, what, five? It's just another reason where someone might look at me and talk to me. I like the idea. No.

I like the idea of wearing scrubs in like places that, like, you wouldn't expect it. Like, going to a movie. Yeah, scrubs at the movie. Well, I mean, I mean, here, don't expect it is anywhere. We were saying I don't wear scrubs everywhere I only see it when Like I'm near a hospital

Like you go to a hall corner And there's the Dill Children's Hospital Across the street Somebody will walk in. I just see it at like strip malls and shit Like people like clearly they're coming from a hospital But it's just like

Are you sure that they're just come from the scrub store And they're trying on their new outfit? I don't know maybe could be I have a big idea They're getting big because of it What if you just start There's nothing stopping you can just wear scrubs Yeah it's not like a military thing

Nah No But I do want people to salute me Okay. So, but then like, if it's military stuff, then they go like, well, what branch are the things or whatever? Right. If you're wearing scrubs, no one's going to ask you any questions. Hey.

Really? They don't want to ask you what branch of medicine. Lock it in. Lock it in for your next birthday. You still have time to join ice. Oh, that's right. This is last year, buddy. We were talking about the guys who you have to pay like the 50,000 back or whatever.

Yeah. Do you know what's happening with the people who can't? No. Why couldn't they? Are you saying they're spending? the money? They have their wages garnished going forward. So they get kicked out of ice.

They get whatever money they can take it back from them and then wages garnished to pay back to $50,000. Holy shit. Yeah. Hey. Sucks to suck. I mean, I like that. Like, could I have a hard time feeling bad for them. Yeah.

I don't feel good about it. I think it's fucking awesome. I'm trying to like muster up some sympathy. No, there was a silence in there. I really can't. just smiling. Yeah. If you were going, wow, they got quiet for a second. It's because their smiles were too big to talk. It's just, uh, no, they're doing what? That's horrible.

Teethy-he. That's horrible. Woo-gitty, woo-ggy-woog-y-woogie. Yeah, quick 50K, easy money. What? I'm kicked out. What? But what am I spent it all in my truck?

What are my desk mates, the two guys I share a desk with supposed to do without me? They're all, imagine how many and them are washing hands at the same time. Yeah, right? They only got one sink. Yeah, you know they don't have the cool hand-licking machine. Yeah, that's true. It is just somebody in there who's licking your hand. That's why he was making that face in the picture.

He was. He was trying to get a job. He was auditioning. That's it. That's the episode. Brought my ice-coc eating coffee in the interview, dude. So we went to Mighty Fine. Yeah. What did we get at Mighty Fine?

Should I say it? Yeah, you say it. We went to Mighty Fine and got the Mighty Fine Bejohn Mustardson Smash Burger. It's really called the Bijon mustard song. That is what it is online. That's not what it said there. It didn't say mustard.

No. Somebody went, I'm not fucking saying it. I thought it was the Bijon Dijon. Yep. It's not how you pronounce his name. Yeah, I talked about this.

So I've heard from you. Like there was a thing, sometimes in the NFL, everyone like just, it spreads on how to say someone's name and everyone's just kind of like going off like. I mean, how would you know? Yeah, the first guy they heard say it

is like, oh, this is how you say that guy's name. And sometimes they, like, come out and they're like, hey, just so everyone knows in the media, this is how you say my name, and they'll correct everyone. And that happened with Bejan Robinson, where he was like, it's not Beijon. It's, I think he said Bejan, or like, like, the emphasis was different.

Or it was like Bejan or something. And then, like, a month later, he was like, actually, it is Bejan. And I feel like that has something to do with this mustard. I think it has a lot to do with this mustard. I think that's the only reason he said you can pronounce my name wrong. If I had millions of dollars wrapped up to Eric C.K., then hell, you don't, and you're

still living with it. I am. If all of a sudden Louis C.K. came through and he said millions of dollars for you, and I would have no choice. What if he came through and said something else to you? Yeah. What if he came through to watch this? Yeah, I was going to say, what if he came through and showed you something? Don't move. It's pretty incredible how many people in Hollywood are still like, I don't know, I'll work with him. And it's like, really? Really?

I won't be alone with it. He won't know why that's a problem. He never did that to me. Oh, you don't say. Wow, what a shock. Mark Marin. Wow, Luis E.C. never did that to you?

Mark Marin, that's crazy. Ellen DeGeneres was always nice to me. A celebrity. And also, I've seen her show. No, she wasn't. The only person who was ever mean back to her was Dakota Johnson. Yeah. That ruled.

Yeah. There's like a Taylor Swift interview where Taylor Swift is like being snipy with her. and I'm like, whoa, this is really different. This is fucking cool. That's unexpected from her too. Yeah, no kidding. I think that she was just like, this is fucking stupid.

It's like, what's the Ellen show? Right. She's like, I'm Taylor Swift. Yeah, I'm doing this right now. Hey, you're welcome. Right. Honestly. But anyway, Bejohn or Bijan Mustardson.

Excuse me, Bijon Robinson, the football player. Who is played college at UT Austin. It's true. place where the Atlanta Falcons now apparently does mustard. Now do you think he's always love mustard? Or do you think somebody...

I think he's probably fucking hated it. Or do you think somebody pitched a rhyming mustard name? I think that. I think that. I think that's the way to go. I was going to say smart. It's not really smart.

It's just easy pickings. I wouldn't call it smart. I'd call it, I guess, deliberate. It's like how our next show centered around Nick is called 100% feet. Yeah. He doesn't like that. He doesn't.

Now you owe a fuckler. A fuckler of apology. You need a fuggler of apology for him. No. That one doesn't count. That one doesn't count. That one doesn't count. It's got to be a new one.

It's in the car with Eric's broken sunglasses. That one doesn't count. My broken sunglasses and my he-man sword. That's from Jared. That's from Jared. He needs a Jordan fuggler. He's forgiven. He knows.

Watch the right on. I don't want him to talk about. Hey, Jared, go ahead and leave a comment about what you did what you're forgiven for. He doesn't have to, okay? It's water under the bridge. Yeah. Stop trying to. Everyone's moved on.

Except you. Seriously. It's been like an hour now. He won't stop. That was an old car ride. I just don't know what he did. And then Jordan's like, guys, this has been a weird one. No shit.

He won't stop asking questions. I stopped asking questions. And then you kept telling me, ask me a question. Are you Jared Leto? No. I wasn't. He was for, but he was for a second. For one word.

But then. But then he wasn't being Jerry Lotto anymore. Watch the ride along. Stop it. Right? He wants this. Enough. You.

Go over there. You, go in your room. Jesus Christ. I'm taking your I have clean hands stickers. Oh no. That's your punishment. You can have dirty hands. Last warning.

Yeah. I stole it valor. Do you have to count to three with your kid yet? Sometimes. Oh, really? Yeah, it doesn't work though. Yeah, I don't really do it. They challenge that shit.

Right. Yeah, I mean, you don't really need to do accounting. Cool, I got two seconds to keep fucking around. Also, also, why would I give them a heads up? Yeah, you just got to bring the hammer down. Why, that? Yo, heads up. Heads up.

Make it warnings. You don't earn a countdown? The final countdown. So you've never been inside a Mighty Fine? That's pretty crazy. I don't think so. Wow. But you've had Mighty Fine.

Probably. Oh, really? It's, I figured this was a. thing that you were like super familiar with. He's thinking. I was trying to make a Gavin face. Hey, pretty good. Also, this is what it's like where I ask him a question.

I get nothing back and then I go, let him think. No. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the rest of my fucking. That's what I was doing. It's like the rest of my fucking week laid out in front of me. I'm there too.

Oh, God. I'm going to have to wake up tomorrow and then it's gonna just gonna be that. You love it. It's good. He don't like he don't. He orchestrated it all today. He's always talking about it.

He goes, let me tell you guys what I happen about yesterday. He's always like, he's so excited about it. He skips it. It does look like like we were talking about, I think he's doing the Carlton. I think Friday last week we were talking about

how regulation is pretty like on time. Like we start really on time or whatever. And then Gavin was saying, well, I know, like, we're on time, so I know to be on time. But when I'm doing stuff like with, like when I would do stuff with Michael,

I know that I could be like, be like seven minutes late. And I went, oh, wow, that's pretty much on the money for what this is. It's still, it continues. And he went, good. Good. It's close.

Yeah. I thought, Seth, like, there's also, there's like, what you guys are doing is way more efficient of like being on time. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I walk in, you guys are hanging out watching TV. Yeah, we're going to sitpers.

We're watching TV and we're hanging out. Yeah. There's also, you know, in my experience with Gavin, because it's equal, seven, eight minutes, whatever. It's like, it isn't, it's 90 minutes now. Someone isn't here? He hadn't done that yet. No, well, it's never him.

I'm saying, well, I don't know. I don't know what he's talking about. He went except for that one day. He slept in. He did sleep in. Like on purpose or he over slept? Over slept. Okay.

I wouldn't say he slept in. He woke up and went, fuck him. Yeah. Look, accidents happen. And accidents happen. And there's like, yeah, I'll just casually get here within five minutes in my goal. And that's never an issue here.

Yeah. Sometimes we show up here and somebody's sleeping very, very loudly in one of the rooms. We get nervous about waking them up. And that's Jeff. Yeah. Because he's sleeping. He's always snoring. He snoring loud.

So if it's approaching the time in which I feel like it's late, I always text. That's true. I 100% agree. Yeah. You never keep me wondering. I know exactly what's going on. I'm leaving. I'm like, well, it's within the window.

Yeah. They're not going to wonder. And then there's, oh, fuck. Yeah. I'm going to be late today. After seven minutes, we start wondering. Right. We do. I think seven minutes is that. If it's about to be seven minutes, that means I'm on my way.

Because you would have heard from you already. Right. If it's been six minutes, you're here imminently. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. No issue. Again, and we're also not having to be incredibly timely for this because we have to go drive across town and get a hamburger. Right.

You're talking about a show where we might drive to two different Chuck E. I'm not killing myself. Or two different burgers. You know. Oh! Oh! We're wasting so much time. Man, you really just drilled down on it when it's a show where we might drive to two different Chucky Jesus.

Can't believe. Somebody's been like, so rude of Michael to play. Michael being seven minutes late is the thing that goes right. Yeah, absolutely. Everything else goes wrong. You guys get to watch part of a movie that I miss. We do. I'm driving on, man.

Yep. Yeah, we got to watch seven extra minutes of domino. I wonder what I'm missing. Yeah. But it's not a true story. But it is fun because I like to come in and guess the movie. Yes. I try to find stuff in that.

wheelhouse of things I think you might have seen in theaters. What was today's? The fourth Mission Impossible. Oh, Rogue Fallout? Is that Rogue Nation? No. No. Ghosts protocol. No, that was number five. Ghost Protocol. What? What's protocol was four? Ghost protocol was four. Right, but he's saying that was that the one out there is five. Oh, so. Oh, so that one's Fallout? Fallout, right? I think so. That's the one with isn't five Rogue Nation? Oh, shit. Well, how many aren't? Which one's Rogue Nation? How many are? I don't know. Because I've only seen like, is there seven or eight?

Fallout is like... There's like six. That's the one with... Because it's got Henry Cavill... Yeah, Henry Cavill reloading his arms. And his beard appears. Yeah. But then there's two after that.

He does that when his Wolverine also. Oh, yeah. He's saying that's... If he's saying that's the sixth one. There's that one. And then it's the two-parter. There's the two-parter. After that.

Are there a... Dead Reckoning Part one. And then the final reckoning. Yeah. Pretty cool. Not... Not... So what's after Henry Cavill

before... I think part one... I think that's Rogue Nation. Uh-huh. Oh, really? And then before that, Mm-hmm. Is Ghost Protocol.

Because Ghost Protocol is the Brad Bird one, right? Yes. Where he's in Abu Dhabi. That's the one I put on. Is the Brad Bird one. There's seven. I put on the Brad Bird one. I don't know how many there are.

But I thought the one that started with Sawyer from Lost is five. No. Oh. I need to know how many there are. I haven't seen it. So I've only seen up to four. He's telling me which movie is. He's never seen it.

I've seen before. Broke Nation is the one with the guy who's voice sounds like this. Oh. But you don't know if that was playing or not. Yeah, I don't know. The Brad Bird one... The Brad Bird one is the one that was playing. Okay.

Yeah. Show me your Brad Bird. That's what we were showing each other before you got here. He shouldn't have been seven minutes late. He's got a movie coming out. Also, I wasn't seven minutes late today. No, it's you're right on time. Yeah, it's early.

For me. It's funny, I left. So I'd be on time and I went, I'm early. Yeah. But you know, it's even better sometimes I'll get here. It's within the window. And I'll be like doing something. I'm like, oh shit.

I better get outside for like three minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Still in the window. I just, I can't believe that you aren't like a mighty fine. That just seems like a thing that you would have been to a million times for like when you worked at RT. It's, it was a nobody went. Rotation lunch spot. I went there with Gus a lot.

Great. I went there with Gus a lot. You should have, you missed it out. The monster's eye hung out. You're right. You're going nice places with a nice man. It's a bit of a trek too. It is.

It's a little up there. Well, see, that's also, too. And they opened it like... It's a bit of a track. You're talking about people like Gus who can take a long lunch because they show up and they do something. Yeah.

I also, there's plenty of people that's not like, hey, you know what? You got here by 10.30 today. Let's take a 90 minute lunch. That's exactly, yeah. You've earned it. Showing up at 1030 to people going, so what do you want to do for lunch today?

Hey, we're two videos behind. Yeah. Fuck it. Problem solved. We can get, we can fall behind another one. Yeah, don't worry about it. I mean, well, never fall behind, it's just, Michael will just be in another one.

Yeah, it's fine. Just put Michael in it. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's voluntary. Mm-hmm. Who volunteers? That guy. I mean, I did. See?

RTX style. Well, I mean, since you don't know anything about Mighty Find, you don't have those. We didn't have those that year. We didn't have RTAX. I never went. I've never been there. I don't understand. No, I don't think we haven't.

What are you talking about? Yeah. When I started, no. Gracie must have gone. She had to have. There's no way Gracie hasn't gone to an RTCS. I don't know why we're still trying to figure it out. I don't know. We're trying to figure out what the hell is she talking about.

That's what we're trying to figure out. What does she think RTF is? That's true. She's probably thinking it's something completely different. That's what it is. Oh, you mean the work thing there? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, like the all hands? She thinks it's like a car show. It is what it is. Do I know him? Well, do you want to learn about Mighty Fine? Yeah, I guess. I really don't know anything about it. The bald one. Yeah.

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turns it into the Bijon burger for the other 99.999% chance that this does not happen. You can find the Bijon Burger at all mighty fine burger locations. Fact taken from Bejohn Musterson Facebook page. We got to stop saying Bejohn Musterson. No deal What are we doing? I can't It's written

I have to say They just keep saying I'm beholden Did you learn a lot about Beijon Muster John Holden? You could have went all in with that thing Of just saying the word

Beijon Musterson But they just kept going Like what the hell did I just read I guess that's a funny joke Everything else around it is I don't like Yeah it's really funny he's laughing

waga waga you get another question you want to ask nick former Texas longhorn and current Atlanta falcon Bejohn Robinson teamed up with Austin based creative company Callan to create his signature mustard so far this season Bejohn Robinson has rushed for 155

yards taking the Falcons to a zero win to loss season Hook him don't blame him that team sucks I didn't blame him I'm simply these are I mean, these are facts? You're just, these are, I'm simply writing numbers down and reporting the facts.

Yeah. Yes, you did. Yeah. What blame? Huck them. That's very, very inflammatory. Moore? Jacques-Hua moa.

That was the kind of the face he made when he was shoving his fist in your fist. Ploci, wash it. I'm just saying, I'm just saying you didn't include any of the fourth string quarterback stats in this and they give the record. What are you talking about? They have Tua. What's the problem? They don't. They don't have him. No, he's on the team.

What's the problem? They got Tua and they got Michael Penis Jr. They got, they got pooper flush. That's what they called Corpus. Yeah. Yeah. And then he got hurt and then the other guy came in and threw. I think his first career pass and it was PICS. Yeah. The Atlanta Falcons

have a quarterback named Michael Pennix Jr. but Michael Penis Jr. It's unfortunate. Well, you know, everyone's chronically 12. Like, people aren't a team call him that? Yeah, I'm probably not to them. They might start soon.

Michael. Hey, he hasn't done anything yet. He's been hurt. He's no penis in you. By the way, please, please. Michael penis is my father. Michael penis. Nick and I are playing. facing each other in our fantasy football league.

Oh my God. I just checked. I checked the waiver wire. Yeah, your team, unfortunately, he's very good. Were you auto-drafting? Yes, he was. Yes, he was. I missed it.

Super intelligence wins again. Is that what? Is that what Nick is? Yeah. That's what he used. I just ripped my page. Why isn't it super artificial intelligence? Well, it's still artificial, right?

And then you call it SAI. I feel like the problem is, is that, like artificial, he's thinking artificial is lending to like less than, like, you know, yeah. Well, I think he's a fucking idiot. Yeah, well, yeah, that's the whole thing. That's why he's the best thing you come up with super.

You know. What's better? Super. Come on, both sides. Maybe Hakeem Jeffries can help figure it out. It's not even comparable, though. Like, it really isn't it. Artificial doesn't mean not good. You know what I mean?

Yes, but again, as you said, he's an idiot. Can we put snipers in this, dad's? At the request of, I don't remember who the fuck he said it was. The military. The strong request. Strongly request. Can we get guys inside that thing?

We're going to put them in there like the fucking trogy horse. When we make the arch, we can hollow it out and fill it with snipers, right? We're going to squeeze them in there. It's six months in time. You're right. Everyone is perpetually 12. Well, I paid Susan Collins $150,000. That was you?

Yeah. And we're going to get a big. fat government contract. Hang on. And you got away with it. Yeah. Easy is that. It's just something they're not investigating.

Problem solved. Problem solved. In October of last year, Mighty Fine teamed up with actor Glenn Powell. Oh. For the hot honey barbecue condiment brand. Smash.

No, no. You skip the line. For the hot honey barbecue burger to promote not only the premier of Chad powers on Hulu, but also his new condiment brand, Smash Kitchen. If you're an Austin-based brand,

You know you got to get some kind of Paul Newman rip-off sauce situation going. We've been laying the groundwork for years, just haven't pulled the trigger. And if you don't buy new sauce monkey brand sauce, he's definitely going to pull the trigger. But what's the flavor? If you don't buy it, the only flavor you're tasting is blood. Tell a monkey. It tastes like copper, bitch. Do you want to buy it yet?

No, no, no. That's the blood. Is it working? Right, that's what I'm saying. The sauce. Are there threats working that? The sauce is the same. That's why I'm saying, do you want to buy it yet?

So you don't taste blood. So I guess we should team up with these companies that are helping Glenn Powell and Bijjon Robinson. Yeah. Team up. Because then they seem to team up with Mighty Fine to promote whatever. Yeah, we'll get it. Once a year every year, a different condiment from a different celebrity will make its way into a hamburger. We'll do next year.

I feel like if we teamed up and made like a sauce monkey sauce, he wouldn't let us sell it. No, we'd keep it in the drawer and he would be like, well, we need to have a certain amount as a stock file. Like, we would be planning it. He'd be like super excited about it. He'd bring it home show his family. They'd try to eat it. He'd chomp at their fingers. We would go to like, we'd go to the place that's manufacturing it, and he would steal all of them.

And he'd be like, wow, this is perfect. There's so many. And then somebody goes, right, and they'll be on the shelves for sale in no time. And he goes, what? What? These are for me. I think that he would. And he's like already driving the fliplets.

I think he would allow us to sell some, but it would be so small. the rest, he'd be like, well, the rest is a stockpile just in case. It's a rainy day fun. Yeah, exactly. We can each have a dip. Yep. We can have a one dip. Everyone watching this if you buy sauce monkey brand sauce, you get one.

I'll tell you. One dip and send it back. We really do. One dip and send it back. It's going to come with its like a pre-addressed envelope. Every turn. Brilliant. One dip that's send it back.

We do have, we have the groundwork for a, an amazing brand. We just need like an actual sauce. Yeah. You know what I mean? If you were making a sauce-munker sauce. Packaging, label, sales bitch, we got it all. Yeah. We just need like a sauce. It'd be like a fry or a burger sauce, I think. I think that you would make some kind

of a ranch. It'd be like, would you want to do ranch? Would you want to do something spicy? Would you want to do like a pepper sauce? Pepper sauce would be good, like a pepper mayo. Something kind of crazy. Here's what's happening. We're naming other sauces and then he gets excited about the last one that he heard. And then that's sort of like, yeah. I like all these ideas.

He likes all the ideas. I'll make a salsa. We're going to do a lot. We're not starting with salsa. We're going to do a whole line of them. So we're going to do a whole line of sauces and then a salsa monkey? And then... And then...

And then... And then there'll be one that's all of them mixed together. Oh, that sounds awful. The trough! The trough. And then we'll open up the feeding truck. Did that the other day at 7-Eleven. Oh, with the slurpy machine?

Oh, you made it on alive? Yeah. Nice. I just did. We brought a giant pitcher. Oh, did you really? Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So it was... They saw the picture, it was like this big more. What's the day? Like, do they just pick like a random day? Or is that like a recurring day like 7-Eleven? Yeah, it's always seemed random to me. I've never... Well, there's like Labor Day or something?

Right. And then there's this is a different thing. Maybe it's a Saturday before. Because Tony does it every year. I don't know. It seems like it's always a September thing. It's funny though, because she clocked it and she was telling me about it.

Really? So I like marked it on my calendar. She was like, yo, can we do this? and I was like, hell yeah. As a kid, I remember being really excited. I thought it was like the coolest thing. I'm like, you can bring a thing that's not a cool. Dude, I was giving her like the rundown though.

I'm like, we can. And I was like, let me explain what participating locations means. We can walk in. And I was like all the time. This guy's shit in his pants. We walk into a restaurant. They don't have the thing. They go, what are the fuck are you talking about?

Bring your own. And she's just like, but there's a 7-11. I'm like, fine. That's how you learn. So this is bad. Two, you know, and then it's like, hey, the brand wise the thing like bring a giant cup some guy there might be a dickhead yep

it might be like that's too big they can't use that one you can't do you just got to prepare I'm just saying or we walk in they don't know what the fuck we're talking about so it's like I was like we're only get one yeah we don't need no no no children don't eat each need one but I'll bring I bought this big ass

it's like a nice tea pitcher yeah and then in case it was too big I brought like a slightly smaller one yeah then I'm like we're not doing both We're just gonna, like, if this one's too big, we'll use the other one. And I was proud of her. She was even like, if we go in there, like, they're not doing it. That's okay.

At least we went. And I was like, I'll get you the biggest size if they have it. Because I never let them get the biggest size because they don't fucking need it that way. Who does? Right. Dude, like, the large is like this big. The extra large is like, it's ridiculous. Yeah.

So I was like, I felt pretty good about Al Ray that, like, you're going to get a slurper. Laying the ground work is good. It's smart. We walked in. and they had the cut out next to the machine. Oh, really? Because it's like, you try it. And immediately it was like, to have it.

Yeah. Okay. So then we went over to it. It was just me and her. We went over to do it. And the bigger one, because it also said you have to put it in like upright. Yeah.

You can't like finagle it through. And it's like just too big where it like it doesn't fit. And I'm like, okay, well then this one work too. And there was a guy working there just sort of like stock on the shelf right next to us or whatever. He's like, I don't care. Oh, really? Oh, that's cool. And I was like, are you sure?

and he's like, it's fine. And I'm like, okay, I'm like, we're just going to do the one. And he goes, get both. Oh, wow. And I was like, are you sure? He's like, yeah. Like, oh, wow. And I was like, okay.

Wow, this is like really a best case scenario for this. It's a best case scenario. You manage the expectations well. Unfortunately, the takeaway will probably not be. It's always good to be prepared for disappointment. She was super fucking exciting. Dude, coming back. I even like, because 7-11's real close.

We just have to like cross one street and across the highway. I let us sit up front, too. Hell yeah. I was like, you get to. it up front. And that's a very exciting day. So like, she's like, hold a joke. I always wonder how prepared they are for that.

It's like they get flooded with people with like giant cups. I didn't hear about until Iris told me about it. And then I looked it up and it's like so many annoying influencers. Yeah. Including you. I'm sure you were recording the whole time. Yeah. I'm posting my kid's face all over there.

I'm going to make something from this. Happy family. Yeah, I kept going. You love this. You have no agency in this. The situation. Thanks for 7-11 for sponsoring this. I mean, you can now.

I already made it for you. Give me the check. Come on. Cache. Next fact. Dude, kid that cute holding two things making this face. Cheching. Do you think they like load up with extra slurpy, like.

They have to because you figure it's just, it's like not going to freeze. Yeah. I don't know. I wonder how prepared they are. They had the cardboard cut out, so they were that prepared. Oh, shocked to see that. Yeah. Like the amount of times.

we go to the restaurant, they don't have anything in the window. They actually had a little standee next to it. I was shocked. They had like a straight-off like sign attached to the menu about the bejean. And it looked really nice too. Sometimes it's just sort of shittily thrown up there. Yeah, it looked like part of it forever.

Having possibly never been in a Mighty Find, it was very nice in there. Here's what I'll say. I'm going to finish this in a second. The bathrooms were really nice too. That's what they did. Although I went in, you know, I went into the saw. I walked out. It was like, ah!

Because you can see through. Oh, yeah. Hate that. Why? Why do you want that? I don't know why that one You can see it's weird You can't see in, but why would I want

Why do I want to see people outside the bathroom When I'm in the bathroom? It's very weird Why? Like the technology is cool Yeah, I just don't want to see that Yeah, like put that in the kitchen For like the employees to see You know what I mean? I'm like, ah Strangely, it just makes you feel like

Can you see me? Can you see me in the bathroom? That's so nuts That was weird He just like open windows All right Where are we? A new cafe and down Huntington, New York, is putting a fresh spin on a classic comfort food. Mighty Fine Eatery and Pie Bar opened its doors at 43 Green Street with an all-day concept

that blends cafe fair, cocktails, and, most notably, a build-your-own pie experience. All right, someone called the lawyers. Mighty Fine Burgers, you cannot let this stand. They're impeding on your registered trademark or intellectual property or something. Now, everyone in Long Island is going to be confused and eat at this place and not be able to get the special mustard from the football guy. Worse of all, they're going to complain about it in that accent. They're going to sound

like that woman in the coffee shop we stopped at New York so Jordan could feed his cats and she really sounded like a cartoon character. Unreal. Glenn Powell, do something. Help Jordan feed his cats. Please don't forget to take the feeders off the counter. Glenn Powell, idiot. They got soccer ball? They got soccer? Do you want to play soccer? It was so...

It was the most. Dude. Soca? Hearing it in person was like... That was the picture I took on the outside, too. Yeah. Fucking wild. It was you hit Nick on one side and then Jordan on the phone trying to get his cat's band on the outside. Trying to get Richard to understand. And then Nick took a picture of me taking a picture.

Richard, Richard, feed my cats. Richard, please come back and put the feeders on the ground. They have swackle ball, they got basketball. You want to play soccer? Oh my God. It was like, dude, even in the coffee shop we're going, what the fuck? Dude, when I was leaving... I mean, I was...

For the airport. It was more like... There it is. Super early in the morning, because I was on the same time flight out as you guys. But a couple days later, I was leaving the hotel like 6 a.m. And the guy who was at, like, the lobby

was the most New York guy. Oh, really? Yeah. And he was just like, what are you guys heading so early? And you're like, oh, we're going to the airport. What are they to ask at the hotel lobby? Right.

Right. Oh, we're just hanging out. What are you up to? And then he was like, you flying out of LaGuardia or JFK? And we go, Newark. And he goes, Oie.

That's crazy. Some people are born and raised there, man. It's pretty nuts. Holy shit. I would say, like, but like those flights, JFK and LaGuardia, you can watch out,

you'll miss your flight. You're not careful. Those airlines. They get busy. That's crazy. Yeah. There's something about it. Like,

they don't announce enough or like they fuck up the times on you. It's been fucked up. And the final fact, would you don't think, you know, I didn't read any of the end,

but I don't think it's about John's Cats. To continue the confusion. There's a mighty fine burger inside late start brewery in Tampa, Florida. Oh my God. Not only is the Tampa Mighty Fine selling smash burgers, but they're also slinging

breakfast tacos. This is out of hand. Private equity needs to step in and correct this. Oh, it sold it in 2021 to TC4 and Co. That looks like a typo. The company behind Tony C's coal-fired pizza and the league kitchen and tavern.

Oh! Yeah. It sold after the old owner's wife, man, Anteastern. black lives matter post in 2020 calling the movement evil for the first time ever we might side with the private equity. Yikes. Oh no. I did not know that. Hey so it was

owned, it began under the stewardship of the guy who did Rudy's. And that's why it feels like a Rudy's in there. Oh! And then in 2020. It's the got the machines and the tables. And then in 2020 a bunch of people boycotted it because his wife had a lot to say

on the internet. Oh no. He used to bring us tacos every Friday. Did his wife bring him? I never met her. Oh, then you're safe. Does she leave comments on our videos? It just seems like calling something evil. If not, she's on the regulation subreddit.

I might know what her username is. Hey, they sold this in 2021 to private equity, but it's like, it's local. It's local equity. It's local equity. Tony sees is a local thing. And then the league is also a local thing.

I've never heard of these places. Tony sees... It's like a pizza beer garden thing. I've never heard them say before now. They're like, Tony C, Tony C, Tony C, yeah. There's one by the Dill Diamond. There's one, I think, on Anderson by the Starbucks, maybe.

Yes. Yeah, there's like a, there's a handful of them, but there's, again, for private equity, private equity is technically what this is. Right. But it's a locally owned company, locally owning this other company. Yeah, interesting.

So it's better, maybe. Better than, better than, This guy's wife. Yeah. Mighty fine hasn't like, there's not a noticeable drop-off. I didn't know that they had changed hands. 2021. Really crazy.

Yeah, had no idea. Really, to me, it was. It didn't really affect. That's a long time ago. Yeah. Five years ago. You think 20-1, you don't think about that. Also, I don't like thinking about that at all.

Also, really bold to buy a hamburger restaurant in the middle of COVID. Yeah. Like, especially one that is like, come on in. Classic private equity. Walk in through the lines and sit at the big table. I mean, they were buying everything during COVID. Yeah. You probably just thought you could just get a good discount.

They probably did. I'm sure they did. I'm sure he wasn't running Rudy's and then running Mighty Fine, like profit. Alamo draft house got bought. They're doing great. I just canceled my Alamo season pass.

Yeah, I did too. Yeah. I was at a regal. I saw Resident Evil and I just went, fuck this. Evil? What was evil? Resident, not Eric. Not Eric?

Not. You're a resident. Not something else. My mom bit My foot. Did you see the movie? Yeah. Yeah.

I didn't like it. Uh-oh. Resident Evil fan over here. Hey, hey, hey, save it for the Michael Jordan podcast. Oh, is that what we're talking about? Nick, you want to sit here for Michael Jordan podcast? Sure. I haven't seen this movie.

Nick said he made, no. No, don't put him there. What do you think you're doing? Nick said he's going to be out of here. Leaving early. I just remember it. I have to be anywhere else. I'll run the computer from downstairs.

I'll run computer. You're good. You can be over there and throw his phone at the wall. I actually I'm debating whether or not to go home in between going to the video store because Richard wanted to come with me and he is like right here

and so I was going to like pick him up go to the video store we're saying about getting a CRT and then come back but they don't open until 5 p.m. So it's like do I kill like two hours here? I'm begging stores owned by

millennials. It's crazy. To be open at times. It's absolutely insane. You have to be open in order for me to have a transaction with you. Last week. You have to be. Last week I wanted to go to this video store. We filmed them on Wednesday and we were talking about it and go, oh, there's a video store.

They're open from 5 to like 10 p.m. Yeah. I go. But hey, I go tomorrow. No, they're closed on Thursdays. Classic closure day. But don't worry. They open at 5 p.m. on Friday. Okay.

I'll go on Friday. Got caught up at something. Couldn't go on Friday. I'll go Saturday. It's the weekend. Close on Saturdays. This is, this you can't be open. You're not going to.

Like you will not run a business. Great news. Great news though. Get a TV before they go out of business. They open at 12 on Sundays. I'll go at 12 on Sunday. Went. The guy goes, oh, you should have been here Wednesday.

I had so many more. And I was like, son of a bitch. Fuck. I don't know. So I'm coming back today. It is, it's a thing from the COVID era where like nothing's 24 hours anymore. Things close early.

But now there's just like, that's right. I run a business. We're open Wednesday from 11 to 3. and then Sunday noon to four And it's like Even that like I get Opening at 5

Opening at 5 is crazy So weird Yeah Like closing early I can get It really feels like it's a thing Like close at 5 Like fuck I have to leave we're ready to get there It feels like a thing

Does it open till 5? This is not their like Right Yeah right exactly I work And then I open my store That would be sensible at least

I can wrap my head around that Yeah Man just it It's fun Anyway We want to do we do like an old room old new room. Yeah yeah we want to do

we have to have a room. Yeah. You know we're doing these retro games. It's really hard to play on this TV. Yes it is. It's not conducive to the technology. No, especially Diddy Kong. Especially Diddy Kong. Star Fox worked the best so far, I think. Yeah, we can fix a fucking camera. But we can just get the we can get this new CRT.

I shrunk it. We can get this new CRT, this new old CRT and we can hook this stuff up. gonna be fucking awesome. Yeah, it'll be cool. That's gonna be sick. I think we can get a couple more cheap couches from Alfredo. Oh, cool.

Could be. Yeah, do we have any 90s? Do you have any 90s retro couches? But like, mint condition. Yeah. Do you have any, like,

unboxed couches like next to some cards? You know? I'll just swing by and grab them. I'll drop my couches off. That's good. That's good. We could try another, what time of year is that?

Yeah. They're not going to be close for inventory. I'll check. This is good because my chair at home. just broke so I need a new chair. One of the wheels came off. The video store...

We don't want that one. The video store is on that side of town, you know? Yeah, it's not too far. We can go to the surplus store. I can rent a truck and then I can drive it off a cliff. Hold on. Let's start making those planes. No, let's make those planes.

I want to write out of the truck this time. I didn't want anything to do with this until he's about to drive off the ride. I'm riding in the cam car this time. Why, that gave us the best part of the video where I'm screaming and honking the horn. Right. I didn't want any part of the car. this until I heard he's running it. Interesting.

Well, those are the facts. Jordan, do you want to teach us about the food, though? Holy shit, that was 41 minutes to get to the facts. Jesus. Yeah. What the fuck were we talking about? He's like him asking Nick questions. The Mighty Fine Peas John Mustards and Smashburger.

Also, have they always done smash burgers? I feel like they all... Okay, they are... They are good. I'd never had a smash burger from Mighty Fine. Yeah. Until this one. Also, what is it called? Is it the Bijon Mustardson or is it the Bijon Dijon burger?

I would have to go with what's in the store. The store is not this. The store is the final stop. It doesn't say Mustardson. This screams of this was like version one. Yeah. And they shared old assets with Mighty Fine. Oh, you mean like Wendy's Yellow Packaging?

No, they weren't trying to rig it. I just mean that was their first draft. They tried to push it out. Right. They tried. But yeah, like, B. Dijon's a way better name. It is way better.

So I don't know why they keep bringing this up. Because I think that, I think is mustard's called Bijon Mustardson. And so I think they're trying to. And then the Dijon is the specific. I get probably. Probably because I think they're trying to get the brand name in to fit with the, I think that's what it is. Mustardson.

I don't know that they, we got to get with this marketing firm that he's with and be like, kick their asses? Hey, we got way better. If you can make, if you can make Bejohn's, on mustard. Check this out.

This is a whole sauce monkey. Yeah, we're gonna make your life so much easier. Yeah, you don't even have to really change anything. It's just sauce monkey sauce. And he goes, yeah.

Yeah, that's it. On the bottle. Yeah. You squeeze it and like when when the mustard comes out. You know how like it makes like a fart sound sometimes? It goes, yeah.

Yeah. We just have it like a special shape. Yeah. When air escapes it, it goes, yeah. Work that out of the lab. It's like the future robin joke. But he just said,

woo. That was just the airs. Keep on eating that fat bull. Anyway, the Bijon-Dijon smashburger. Double smashburger should have been. Bejohn-Dijon mustard, griddled onions, American cheese, pickles, and lettuce. Now, we all got single.

Single, single, single, double. And I feel like double is the way to go. I was not... I was not aware that they would be piling on all of the toppings in a double fashion. Yes. They were piled on as if it were a double. I was eating it and was like,

there are a lot of pickles. here. Yeah. Well, you were eating a Pickleson? That's a different player. That guy plays with the Dolphins. There was like five or six pickles. Yes, there were extra pickles. It's a lot of pickles. I had to deep pickle it. And then after I did that, there were too many onions.

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Visit timhordens.orgia slash triangle for details. The press material. This will be good. Do you want me to read this? What? Press material. CEO Jeff Chandler admits. Oh, what happened?

Yeah. Well, it's the one from last week is what happened. Hey, I didn't even look at it. That's what happened, Jordan, I got to Jeff, Jeff Chandler and I went, well, that was the guy from last week. That's weird.

Kyle Jellner. Do you have another version you can show me? Nope. How about the back? I thought I deleted it, put a different one. Nope. Is the back right?

Nope. Should I try looking at up real quick? No. I mean, the back is right. Yeah, the back's right. I just said, is the back right? And you said, nope. Oh, no.

He just kept saying, nope. He's just no budding. If there was other press material on the back. He's no budding a whole lot right now. It's so hard to, find information about Mighty Fine? Fuck. That's crazy. It's crazy. It's just put another burger place and just say it's from there. Not about the old owner.

No. Yeah, I just, this is the first thing that popped up. All right, you got it. Oh, it's not even, never mind. This is just a real. I didn't know. What did his wife say? I didn't know Facebook had shorts now. What did his wife say? Mighty Fine Burgers. Uh-huh. They're all video. This sucks. I'm sorry.

No, this is funny. Well, we have our review. You know, I'm 45 minutes in. It's fine. But we need to hear from you in a seven week all you review Are any of these by the wife of the former owner of the company? I'll never tell or someone who likes her Right, I'll never tell Take a guess

Go ahead, I'll go I'll go two for I'll start okay, this is from rooster teeth This is RT, this is from RT Zero stars space exclamation mark double space I've been going to MF for quite some time. I've been going to these motherfuckers for quite some time. Services dropped to the point that I never want to return,

not knowing if there is going to be ice or cold beer. Ordering at the store has also been sad. One order taker for a overflowing store on a weekend. And don't tell me it's because of COVID. That's no longer an excuse

for the last six months. There has been no ice to drinks or beer. please get rid of all bud-like garbage and give us ice and cold beer or I'll just go somewhere else. Adios. Hey, get rid of bud light. Get rid of bud light.

What? And that's why the burger in this place has gone downhill. I don't know what he's going to be able to. I look out that's service is dropped. Right. One guy. No ice.

This is probably from like July 2020. COVID's over. I think this one was from 2024. Oh, okay. Just him screaming, COVID's over! Makes me think it's like in the... Did you see me Bud Light?

Did you see any Bud Light there? So, no, they read, that's why. They listen. But here's the thing. Him saying COVID's over and then him saying get rid of all this Bud Light garbage made me go, this might be a certain kind of guy. Yeah. You know what I mean?

In 2024, I think that might just be like a certain kind of guy. I don't know what he's complaining about because if you wanted anything, it was there. Like, did you want three gallons of ice cream? It was there. You can get it. You guys walked in immediately zeroed in on that ice cream. Michael was just like, look at this ice cream.

Whoa, hang on. Come back. Two freezers right when you walk in. I'm guessing for sale. Filled with five gallon drums of ice cream. They were huge. I was like, Nick, we want ice cream? We want ice cream for back at the house.

Holy shit. I don't think that would fit in our freezer. No, it wouldn't. I've never seen it like that before. crazy. I wanted to buy one. Just to have it. That's crazy. That's like a fucking cartoon. Like some kid like raids the fridge

and it has a comically like large ice cream thing and they're just they're inside of it eating their way out of it. Inside of it. That was crazy. Where'd the kid go? Yeah. Oh. Mike, tell me hurt. This guy really likes his favorite part

of going to like Rudy's or to this. I guess I get a beer. It's walking through the line and grabbing a beer. And the little ice trough. But also a bit. Didn't even say what kind he wanted. Just not but light. Garbage.

What ice cold drinks! But not that one. Yeah. Bud Light classically woke. Great. Yeah, that's what I always think of. Fucking crazy. Koic's not an excuse.

I read this. I really want to like Mighty Fine. Fair. I figure those tags on cars must be pretty diehard fans after all. But I am less than impressed with the employees behind the counters, understanding of what actually goes on in the room.

space, space, space, space. I went at an off time one afternoon on a weekday and inquired with the order taker about allergens. After some confusing dialogue and some incorrect information, a manager overheard us and stepped in thankfully. He told me that the grill itself is cleaned with peanut oil nightly. This is in addition to the friars being filled exclusively with the stuff. I am thankful for the one individual who stepped up

to clarify the peanut oil slash grill. However, had he not overheard, we may have had a member of our party in the emergency room. With millions of people in this country living with food allergies, it is simply part of basic food safety training to have employees understand what the product is or isn't, and what cross-contamination is and isn't. That's a good point. Apparently, the basic, mighty fine employee is not well trained concerning food safety. This makes me wonder what else goes on in there.

So, eke, me thinks not. Okay. That's it. That's all reviewed. Doesn't it say it on the board? Yes. Mm-mm. Meethinks not.

You expect me to read! I knew a me-things was coming when she said inquire about allergens. Isn't that crazy how she really wrote Meethinks? Meethink's not. Fucking crate. One word, too. Also, I don't buy for a second that the interaction is like, hey, peanut allergies. What do you know about them?

Um, gee, I'm not really sure. sure and then she just goes I'll take a burger yeah it's fine I'll take you know what Holly does isn't how that works when you guys close my eyes when you guys go to juice being and not sure

fuck it give me it oh well I tried whatever you're doing too right now it's what you want to be like well did you have a point about the pen yeah let's let's hear they answered your question yeah it worked out and you still wrote the review yeah you're still get the one slip

what if what if like you're still fucking complaining yeah what if You inquired and got an answer from the manager. At that point, I would blame you because you didn't know and you took the risk game. I'm just like, that's their review. Their review is I went and inquired. They answered your question.

This is exactly what I've said this before. It worked out. And that someone else came over. Right. And you're still fucking complaining. You're still complaining. Somebody whose job it was to know came over. And they knew.

And they knew. Can you believe this? Nick is also right. It's on the board. Yeah. It says it there. But I'm just like, this whole review is just about that.

You got the answer to your question. Nothing went wrong. This, great detail. The manager did their job. This one star review is all about that. Crazy. Me thinks not. Yeah.

What else are they up to? Right, exactly. Right. Are they fucking the food? What else don't they know? Louis K. Back there? I got a bunch of mayonnaise stored on the show.

You're making it. And you're going to have to eat that mayonnaise so fast. Yeah. Or also goes back. else it goes bad. What do we get? There's no way you're going to be able

to get through it, Jordan. Dude, what a review. Yeah. That one, that one was like, tame. That's crazy.

But like, crazy for a one star. Just ending it with me things made me go, I got to put it in. Somebody actually wrote me things. Also, you came in with a valid question,

got the answer, still complained about it. Right. One star. Let's say one star review. Well, what if I didn't? But you did. Uh-huh.

One star review. How was the food? I don't know. I didn't order. Yeah. Me, things not. Candice T. Oh, brother.

You're gonna like this one. Mighty indigestible is more like it, really. In an area with a lot of burger joints, this is probably the worst I've had. They claim to use fresh ingredients, but both my burger and fries were limp and flavorless. I hate when the burgers limp. To make matters worse,

I was bumping it up. I was like, she was what? I was burping it up all night, which may have been, okay if I had enjoyed it at all the first time. Disgusting. My girlfriend, my girlfriend fared worse and was actually mighty sick to her stomach the rest of the evening. None of this bodes well given how mighty overpriced this indigestion was. I felt mighty ripped off after paying $15 even for one junior and one mighty skimpy regular burger with fries and water. Okay.

any more do you think there are. Hey, keep it going, buddy. I would say at least three. Needless to say, we were both mighty disappointed and won't be returning. Honestly, I'd eat Burger King before I ate here again, but I don't have to since there are other

far better burger places in the vicinity. Just a week ago, we ate at the nearby five guys, which puts this place to shame, though comparably mighty expensive. She's using the choke on five guys. Yeah, I don't, right. Five guys, more like five guys.

More like five times the price. That's the joke. She stuck with the Mighty thing. She really got in a groove. She found it. Yeah, she really... Oh, man. Dude, this is so easy.

This is coming to me. I'm funny. This is great. Hey, you want to see this review I wrote? No. Read it. Great. Yeah, Mike you ripped off.

Read it. Van. You were burping, huh? She made her... Dude, anything. I was burping all night. Mighty Fines. Not responsive.

for your fucking intestines. Right. I'm just like, I hate the food and I burped. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Like, if you came out and you were like, I was shitting my pants. You know what I was vomiting? That's probably the food's fault. Yeah. I was got, oh, I wouldn't eat there. I burped.

What the fuck? Shut up. Oh, man. It does not bode well. Well, you know what I will say, though? At least of the three, I don't agree with it at all, but the only one to talk about the food. Right. Right.

Hey, when you're right, you're right. You're long as reviews. Dude, limp burger's the worst. I want a strong, sturdy burger. I need a rigid, turgid burger. Turgiburghberg. Well, those are your reviews of Mighty Fine, but we have our reviews of the

Bejohn-Dijon Mustardson Burger. Please, Dijon is his middle. Jordan will start with you I was mighty disappointed Oh come on So I never had the smash burger before And it was just like So like kind of thin

I didn't really taste the patty at all Unfortunately All the toppings that they put on it Drowned it all out So I didn't really get to taste anything I didn't even really taste the mustard I didn't even get to try the I'll cut in right now

I got the double I did taste Oh yeah I didn't really get the mustard I didn't taste the mustard. I don't like mustard. I did not taste it. For like a mustard mustard, mustard burger.

They were mighty skimping on it. Like no mustard at all. Like, of all the flavors, mustard was none of it. I've never gone to Mighty Fine. Mighty Fine's perfectly fine. Like, it's solid. It's always,

it's like Rudy's where it's just like, oh, it's always like at least a 7 out of 10 burger. Yep. It's tried and true and reliable. This was the most disappointing burger I've ever had it. Mighty Fun. Damn.

It was so, it was too many pickles, too many onions. Not enough burger. A lot of lettuce. Damn, they really just gave you guys the double topping. Yes. I didn't have any of those problems. Dude, it was the exact same amount of toppings you had on your double. I had a completely different burger.

They just literally did not have the toppings because mine was super proportioned. Well, Jordan is you pointing it out and looking at it going, yeah, I should have gotten the double here. It's just looking at how it. You can see. Like, is just so little. It's so smashed. Mm-hmm. So, I don't know.

Um, I know they can do better. I mean, I like Mighty Fine. Yeah. It's just, this burger specifically, this is the thing. Yeah, this was pretty much a letdown. I'm gonna give it, I'm gonna give it the same number of losses

I think the Falcons are gonna get this year. Okay. I'm gonna go with 16. Nice. Very nice. That's pretty disappointing. Damn. Um, so especially coming off of the greasy,

greasy mess we just had. Yeah. Which in hindsight, like, really recalibrates of like what that rating could have been. Yep. We can't go back. I loved it. I thought it was great. Wow.

I thought it was great. I should have gotten a double. I didn't realize there was such a disparity as we were eating it. Because I probably had money fine before. But, like, it's certainly not something I'm familiar with. So I was very much to be going in going, I don't really know what to expect from this place. It was good. I thought it was a good burger.

I think it definitely had the potential. I literally, mine was not. Literally at the very end, I took one pickle off. Because even I was like, I mean there was like five or six pickles, but like you mentioned it.

And but I'm like, it was super well proportioned. The only thing, the biggest thing for me to say of like whether I'm gonna the burger is, there's the mustard. There's like no mustard. Yeah.

I got no mustard. This guy kept saying, you could add more. It was like a fat like you were allowed to. It was like a fat topping. You just kept saying that. But I could have. I had like a lot of toppings in flavor,

but it was never like more than the meat. They really just slammed you with toppings It didn't take any off, I guess I thought it was a really good burger This is gonna be so different I'm happy for you I give it like an 84 Wow

I really enjoyed it The only thing When we were waiting in line Because I had it I was thinking because of the burger that it is I'd like to put mushrooms on it But I didn't want to mess with what we were getting Because I really like mushrooms

And I thought I might give them points They don't deserve And so I was just like I like to get that 84 is gonna be the number of rushing yards Bijon gets this week Yeah dude that's like all right

almost 50. Hey, it's an average. Average score of 50 is crazy. Like, to put it... I mean, I mean, in a lot of ways, like, it being down in the middle, makes perfect sense because we don't know what it can be. You mentioned, like, too many pickles we were there, other than that, we didn't talk about it at all. No.

I thought we, I was like, wow, this is a really good burger. Wow, we're going to walk away going, this was really good. And then you're like, fucking hated it. I just didn't have anything to say about it because I didn't get to eat it. I didn't get to taste it. That's crazy. It was, uh, yeah. It was a really good.

pickle onion burger. I was... The onions were good. I was talking... I didn't eat that much because I was like, oh, I'm so full, but I was like,

I'm gonna eat the whole burger. I think I ate about half of mine. Me and Nick were talking about it, and it was like, I just said that this just tastes like any burger I would get it mighty fine. Like, it's not bad. It tastes like a mighty fine burger,

and I like that. I'm pretty sure... But their regular burgers are better than their smash burger, I would say. Oh, look at this guy. There you have it. I'm having opinions.

What's a griddled onion? I think it's just grilled. I think that's just what they call it. No, well, I mean, it said grilled onion on the board under toppings. But this, for the, for the Dijon, the Dijon is griddled. And I'm like, what the hell is that? I don't know. Grit iron.

Partially tossed on for a second. I was just wondering. Because I didn't know this had onions. And I said we were waiting in line. I was like, oh, you can get grilled onions. And then I found out it had them on anyway, but they were griddled. And I was like, what's a griddled? We just got these the way that it came.

We got the singles. Michael got the double. So the double seems like it's the way to go. That or if you get the single, can maybe say, can you give me half the fucking toppings? There's a ton of toppings on. Make sure everyone in your party is getting a single. Yeah. Fucking crazy. That's crazy. I had no idea.

I'm shocked. I thought we all enjoyed a really good burger. I was living a lie for the last two hours. It's tough. I was like, can't wait to get back and give this place a good score. They go, an average thing. I like Mighty Fine every other time I've been there. This time he was mighty disappointed.

Whoa, that's funny. Hey! That's fucking smart! You should write a review about that. I'll make you read it. I'm gonna show everyone in my office. Hey, I'd love to read it on my brand new phone. Whoa!

Oh yeah! It's so nice. Is it? I love it so much. Cool. Is that it? No, no crack. Whoa.

Look at your... Do you want to take it outside and run it over the car? Yeah, you want to. You want to throw it at the camera? Absolutely. We'll get the shot. We'll buy another one. Well, that's our review of the Dijon-Bijon mustard send by camera.

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