100% Eat - Pull the Tab - Whataburger Ride Along

Episode Date: August 28, 2025

3 MILLION COMMENTS AND ERIC PULLS THE TAB! Our Heroes are on the road after Whataburger and Eric hates car features. Jordan is sucking down his special Whataburger drink and there's no PRNDL? Some Superman talk and the key character of Salascor. This food looks kind of like sticky slop? Leave a comment! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When you're with Amex Platinum, you get access to exclusive dining experiences and an annual travel credit. So the best tapas in town might be in a new town altogether. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Terms and conditions apply. Learn more at Amex.ca. now we can start the show wow do you think this hello you know it's the only time my car hasn't beeped at me it's pretty cool yeah and that one time you would have been beneficial yeah yeah yeah

this car's loud as shit about everything else all the time you have to disable so many features in new fucking cars does yours rattle and try to stop you sometimes I turn that feature off okay I need to figure out how to do that like it's like the lane assist oh it like vibrates the wheel and it starts going like, hey, you're driving. Let me help. Get back in the lane. Yeah, yeah. And you just go, oh, okay. I had to turn that off on my car because it would always try to, like, I kill you.

I'm like trying to like give people room. Yes, me too. Drifting just a little bit like towards the line. I've, I've driven. Like, fights me back and it's like, please don't. I don't want to die. I don't want to get hit by this truck. I've driven this much in my life.

I'm, I'm okay. I'm going to be all right. I'm going to be fine. My wife loves it. She loves having that on. She's like, it lets me know. My God, it's scary. Oh, how's that?

This drink is so good, it's probably not going to make it back. I have to turn that off because I like to drive serpent in sometimes. Yeah. I want to go like that. Yeah, like a little sorry snake. You're all over the road. You're hissing all over the road. Sorry snaking all over the other.

Oh, sorry. I really appreciate how genuinely much Eric hates his car. I hate new cars. I'm just saying, but this is a new car. Yes. Every time we get in, you go, I fucking hate this. There's a lot of things about this thing. I like, though.

Yeah. There's plenty. I like how much cabin space there is. They're not heard of the car's feelings. I hope the little phone holder. The car's not, Eric. We don't have to be nice to it. I like, I like,

I'm saying like sometimes the good features outweigh the- Right. And Eric doesn't ever mention them. But then, like, it has a ton of things that I don't like. It's okay. It's all right, oh girl. It has a time.

I'm glad we all know what they are. There's no, there's no fucking gear shift. That shit drives me crazy. This is not. Oh, wait, what is that? It's a button. It's not disgusting. See, I don't have a gear shift either.

It's not even a print. I have a knob. I'm okay with it. Just a print. That sucks. That's fucking dumb. I haven't had a car with a like traditional like forward back shift or like even like give me the the yeah in the steering wheel. Oh, the steering wheel.

Oh, the steering wheel. The stock or something like I haven't had that in years. Have you seen my first car was like a Honda Civic that I bought when I first moved here. That was the last car to have it. That was my first car. Have you seen the slate trucks? Yeah. trucks. Yeah, I've seen that. They're like customizable, build them up kind of

trucks. Yeah, they're like 20,000 like starting at like base or whatever. And it's just, it's a small truck. It just looks like an old Toyota pickup. And it is you it's full on like customized. The hunger for trucks that aren't like that's like build a bear. Is it what? Is like build a bear? You get to put a heart in it. Yeah, it is like it's like build a bear but build a truck. Whoa. That's awesome. You can like add on like AC doesn't come standard. Yeah. It's it's Why wouldn't? What? You don't know that.

It's full on like small, cheap little truck from this new company. And I think if it does well, you're going to see Nissan and Toyota and go like, oh, we're doing small trucks. Ford just announced that they're starting their EV pipeline all over, like from scratch and they're going to start their first EV is going to be a truck, like a custom mate of like, scratch built, scratch design. I have confidence. James Gunn is in front of the Ford.

EVU. He's gonna turn this thing around. Finally. Finally, dude. Look at Superman's UVU shoot! We can finally have it all. Hey, there's an EV. That's a whole star. Dude, remember in the Superman movie, the little bitch

you don't want to kill that giant monster? Pussy. Get this guy off our planet. Fucking pussy. Send him back over the space wall. Dude, save that squirrel and not like me. Yeah, what the fuck? Like, let me die. Oh, okay, he can't be in the prison.

What the fuck? Damn, man. They put me in the Lesleuther prison. With the monster creature that was driving, like, the cart? They didn't, like, I don't need a backstory on them, but I don't know what's going on with the monster creature that was driving the cart for Lex Luther. That was weird.

He just found that, he found him in that dimension. It was so bizarre. I'll drive your own. You need drivers, dude. Yeah, you got to have drivers. And sometimes they're monsters. You can create a pocket universe, but you still got to get around inside the bucket.

You can have a million human soldiers in the pocket universe, but they can't drive you around. That's why you have the creature. It's beneath them, dude. It's beneath them. I'm sure there's millions of comments now that are like, Eric doesn't know about Salascore. Yeah.

Hey, Jordan, I wish there were a million comments. Well, I just want to say, like, I'm with you guys. He's dumb as though. Hey, can this be the first video we make with a million comments? Leave a comment and let us know. I'm being happy with $100,000. Tell your friends. Leave one comment a million times.

Tell your friends. your friends about the comment thing we're doing it's the last score or whatever so yeah let let them know about him yeah tell us about salascore and how i'm still all about the dog the dog in the superman movie is so fucking awesome i'm glad the dog was also like such a key part to the plot where like saving the dog was so important to him yeah he was like throw me in jail i got to save this dog yeah i love that and then now the dog is going to be in the supergirl movie i assume yes that's be weird if he wasn't It's her dog. It's her goddamn dog.

Yeah. It's not even, it's not even Clark's dog. I call him Clark. We're, you know, we're always. It's not even Clark. Calling him Clark is so weird. Not even Clark, not even Clark's dog. Does Supergirl have, like, a human name?

Carra. Is it Carra. Yeah, Kara, Carra. I thought that was her Kryptonian name. Probably not. Okay. Because it's like Cal L and Cool. Claw, yeah. Blibo blue, blue, blue, blue. If Carr has squeaks by, if Carra squeaks by his

Crypton, it doesn't believe. Plot twist, her cryptonian name. It's the last score. Oh, no! I wonder what the message her parents sent her said. Yeah. Jordan, you know what I forgot to bring up? You know what I forgot to bring up? What's that? The first time, uh, I saw the SpongeBob movie. I meant to bring it up to you when we saw it again. The bad guy's name is Dennis. I was like, well, if it was Danny. Oh, dude. It's me, Denny. Ontario, the wait is over. The gold standard of online casinos has arrived.

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He's only got like five lines, but. I mean, that's the right time for him to be in that stuff, too, because his kids are, like, a little bit younger. I think it's before he's, like, eating hamburgers off the ground and, like, yelling. Well, no, that was David Hasselhoff, who also was in that new movie. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alec Baldwin was leaving voice.

Oh, wait, he was leaving voice smells. Yeah. calling his kids like a little pigs or whatever. Pretty little pig or something. Pretty little piggy. Yeah, that's, I remember hearing that on the radio. Me too. Yeah, I also heard it on the radio.

I heard it on like, I heard it on like, yeah, I was driving to work. In my 96, do you have sense? Something like that. If you haven't heard, if you haven't heard those Alec Baldwin calls, pause this video, don't listen to them,

Come back and leave a comment that says, I listen to him. We call it the road to a million. And do that a million times. Y'all, if you think Alex Baldwin just gets flagged me. If you think Alan was like innocent or should have went to jail for Ross, let us know in the comment section. And also, what about SpongeBob movie? Yeah.

Think about it. Do you think he should have gone to jail for SpongeBob movie? Do you think Dennis was preparing for the role he would eventually play? he didn't have a gun he did have a knife necklace he did have a knife necklace and he on his motorcycle was written where his boot was put head here yeah under his boot

that was pretty hardcore it was pretty hardcore damn it's tough that's rough man shit the movie opens with this live action bit that I totally forgot was in it where like these pirates have some they find some treasure and it's literally just like tickets to the Spongebox and also not nearly enough tickets

Right, it's like, there's like five tickets, and there's 20 pirates. But they all go run, they're going to have to stay in. Well, they'll kill it for it. Yeah, they don't though. They all run into the theater. Oh, Michael leaned over and was like, this more I had to explain to my kids that tickets used to be physical. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm just ahead of that. Like, they didn't ask, but I'm like, if you're wondering, that's what you used to get that.

Okay, so you'd get a newspaper. Yeah. And you'd look for your theater. So a newspaper is trying to find the time. Then your mother could be mad that you could maybe call movie phone if that existed. Well, this is before that yet. Then your mother. Then your mother would get mad that you put the newspaper on the carpet because the ink might get on the carpet. And then you get hit with a wooden spoon. I got it. Thank you. Got it.

Yours was wooden? Eric, wait. Eric, wait. Help me. Well, I thought he was helping me with one thing. He's helped from everyone here, okay? Jordan's going to help him inside, too. I don't want to help. Yeah, you're going to have to help me run that stand later. Jordan's going to help him with me. Yeah, I don't want to do that part. Jordan. Jordan, I'm carrying the food. Jordan hands free.

Okay. Oh, my God. Okay, he's doing it. When Jordan helps me, I don't have to wash my hands, but he does. I think we're going to have to pull the tab on that thing. Yep. The new AC. No, no.

Did it get cooler? It is cooler. It's 79. All right. It's getting there, boys. Wait for me. Wait for me. I don't give a fuck about Nick, but I'm worried.

about the camera. Yeah, I hear that. I know, right? I don't want this food at all. I want it to overheat again. Yeah, you say you got tummy. Yeah, I got tummy. Dude, I hate when I get tummy. Yeah. Well, well, I had, I woke up at like 3 a.m. And I had a whole sleeve of bagel bites. And then I also had a cup of macaroni and cheese. But I just don't, I just don't know what did it. Oh, I didn't say I didn't know. This is all the sauce. I don't. I'm trying to figure it out for you. It's all the sauce nicuan. Oh, and then I had a, that's weird. Then I had a Starbucks Frappuccino this morning. Oh my God. Okay.

Dude, you waking up at 2 a.m? He's weighing up at 4 a.m.? Yeah, I did go back to sleep. He woke up at 6. Eric's got the food, everyone. Look at Eric. I've been up since 4. Yeah, how do you feel?

That's a nice shirt. It's not a competition. You don't have to do this. Thank you. How many cups of cups are you? Two. That looks good. Rangler bacon Wrangler burger right here.

I thought you were talking about the shirt. Yeah, it's a wringler denim. It's a wrangler. It's a, it looks like every other what a burger burger. I was going to say, it doesn't really. this thing? It's got... It's got bacon.

That's something. Some kind of Chipotle sauce. Sometimes bacon's different. Some crunch, right? Yeah. Got a lot of pickles. Your favorite? Yeah, I can't get enough.

Bubble bass over here. That made me think you don't like them. Isn't that guy? That guy likes pickles, though, doesn't he? Yeah, he wants the pickles. Oh, so that's not me. I'm gonna... I'm gonna sit in the cuck chair and watch.

Eat it. Put it in your mouth. Okay. Yeah, bite it. Bite it. Bite it. I'm like Pamela Anderson. I'm like a gun with the dog.

I was waiting for Nick to swing that camera back over. I saw him do it once already. Once is it enough for me. We're going to be here all day. Swallow it. Is this helping Nick? I don't know. He seems excited.

Pull the tab. This fucking guy, man. All right. Eric, pull your tab. Come on, Eric. Let's see it. Well, let us know. Leave a comment if you want to see Eric pull his tab.

Three million comments, he will. Three million comments, and I pull the tab. Four million comments, Andrew reads the pencil. Wait, what? I'm still waiting. I mean, I assume he hasn't. Of course not. Okay.

There you have it. All right. I'm mad. Enjoy the episode. Bye. They fucking pay your salary, bitch.