100% Eat - QuikTrip Enjoyers - QuikTrip Ride Along

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

Our Heroes have been to a lot of places and this gas station was good! They had what we wanted and Nick is doing some quick maths. Don't be a tutor and take a bite outta this roller food. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nate, you're absolved. They had it. They had it. I told you. We haven't eaten it yet, but they did have it. You're already absolved, though. It's going to be great. You know what? I think it will be. They made it fresh. That was, was that the first time you guys have been to like a quick trip? I mean, I've been there to get gas and buy Red Bulls.

Yeah, it's the first time I've ever perused at such a length. Yeah, I've popped in once or twice, but like I wasn't familiar with like their, their facilities, their abilities even. Like, I've never gotten one before and said, I got 15 minutes to kill. Right. Usually you're not spending a lot of time. Michael's in the bag, he was getting so much stuff. It's usually getting me out of here. Yeah.

I'm a quick trip enjoyer. I like it. I like quick trip a lot. I quite, yeah, was, I was really impressed with everything they had to offer. Like even the, um, just like the tablet for ordering the stuff and nice. That's newer. Oh, food came out so fast. Yeah.

And it's a better tablet than like fucking McDonald's, dude, which is like, our fun ruckers or what the fuck ever. Yeah. Tell me about a fucking reward. Rap. Cyber truck. No. Dork-ass bitch.

Yeah, get him, Nick. Sick them. But yeah, the, even, like, the array of, like, coffees on, like, tap. The teathe. The tees. A million tees in the life.

Sodies. And the slushies. The slushies. Oh, you guys talking about the smoothies? Well, that slushies, and then they had smoothies next to it, which were more slushies. Yes.

It's, uh... Why does that say smoothie? Quick Trip, I feel like, I'd never been to since then, like, until I moved out here or whatever, and now they're just popping up. They really are. There's like two for every, like, uh, block. Yeah. It does feel that way.

They were building two very close together near my house. And I was like, are you guys going to, like, cannibalize each other? It's a thing that I've, the reason why I've never really, like, loved the quick trip is because on the East Coast we have quick check. Oh, okay, yeah. And Wawa, yeah. Oh, why is, people will die for a while. That's what I'm saying, because it's like, you know, Jersey's a sandwich place. Yeah.

So it's like a real deli. Yeah. Right? So it's like, imagine that place, but like real sandwich. Like you'd go there for a sandwich, not like gas station food. Mm-hmm. And so this is like the closest to that out here. But it's still like, it's closer to a 7-Eleven.

Yeah. I feel like, but maybe, you know, maybe today when we try this pizza. Maybe, yeah. I'll change my mind. I've had their sandwiches. Every time I go home, I visit. I fucking hit Wawa. It's like,

they have such good sandwich. They got good cold cuts. Nick found this. And they make them behind the counter, just like here. I was filling up gas the other day, just happened to look over at the quick trip, and there was a sign for the Holloping you popper.

He took a picture of it. Did it have a picture? You know what you call that? Fresh bowls. A Nick Pick? Oh, yeah. Oh, I do see it. Oh, okay, cool.

That is a cool sign. That's a little S. That's fine. Whatever. That's called manifesting, Nick. Oh, man. He saw the-Manifesto. He saw the pizza, now we got the pizza.

Now we got to order everything else he wanted. Well, Eric, what? I put the one pizza, no, I put one pizza in, I stepped aside and I said, and it was like, go for it. Michael and I conferred and we made a decision. Yeah, I did walk by, you guys were like whispering to each other. I don't want to do it just for me, because I feel like that's not.

I know, so you have me come over and I do it just for you. Right. Just for us. Well, you wanted to do it, right? I imagine what Michael is doing is just telling you yes. Is that what you did? It's more than just yes. Okay. It's yes and there is a collaboration.

I talked him out of a pretzel. Yeah, that was interesting. I don't know that they would have had cheese. I think the mozzarella sticks were the better bit though. That's true. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. So what did we end up getting? Two Mott sticks, so each order is four, so we have eight.

That's two per each of us. Thank you for the math. Thank you for the breakdown. And then we get the... Nick's two used to his mom. He's thoughtful. Right, right, right. Well, you know, I want to show her I'm not those

kids. Those damn kids yell. Yeah. Show your words. She teacher? No. The two pizza size options were either pan or extra large, which I think is like 18 inches or something. Why? I'm sorry, but those are like extremes. Right. They are. It's a very small one or a very big one. You can get a very small pizza just for you or the largest pizza you could get. So we were getting, yeah, there's the only options. We were getting the one large jalapeno. Uh huh. And then Nick's like, maybe we just get like a,

like a personal pep. And I'm, and I'm, we just get like a personal pep. And I'm, I'm like, what was the price difference? It was $4.00. It was, I talked to him to the end of the upcharge. I'm like, I mean, if you're going to get a second pizza, get a second large pizza. Get a second large pizza. Yeah. I mean, it's like a tiny pizza.

Yeah. If we're in a scenario, we eat that first pizza, we say, oh my God, Nick, you were right. This is so good. I wish we had more. We're going to kick ourselves if we just have a personal pepperoni. Sweet, sweet words. From who? Probably Michael.

Mostly Eric. Actually, it might be Eric. He's going to be the one. He also got Eric a little tree. No, we did, yeah. Yeah, we got, what are these? They're the buffalo chicken wrap. And they're soft.

They are. You'd think they wouldn't be? They are. Oh. Wow. Yeah, you want to get this? Oh, he's got another thumbnail. Okay, so.

All right, Zan. So you know what to do it? So you know what to do it? Zanda doesn't have to do anything. Yeah. He's even having candy corn teeth. Nick is so good. Oh, see?

See? No, but I mean, he did pick that one out and walked off. We got it for him. Yeah. Eric, Eric kind of decided against it and we were like, well, we talked himself out of it. We talked himself out. We talked in.

Yeah. We talked about it. Yeah. And Nick went, we'll get two, get two, get two. So we all have a bite. I'm not taking a bite. Why not? You're going to bite?

I'm good. There's another end. Jordan is it? Yeah. Jordan, is it the end? Is that why you don't want it? It's so great. I'm kidding.

I'm going to take a bite. Yeah. Oh, that would hit a spot. That would hit a spot? Yeah. There's something about, yes, Jordan. A spot. You need to be wanting the spot.

Yeah. There's something about that garbage food that I have a hard time saying no to. The roller food? It's in my DNA. I would dip this in more buffalo sauce. I also live for the roller food. That's your East County DNA. Oh, big time.

I wish it was a little more less soft. But yeah. A little more crisp would be good. But I would take more buffalo. When you said that they were soft, I was immediately off board. I think you're off. But when you looked out of it. Well, I could have been convinced.

And that made me just go, all right. I did convince you out of it. I let the more. bring go and said, have fun. Yeah. It's a... Wow. I, you, like, just... They made a dog out of that.

Man, going to like the 7-Eleven and getting a big hot dog or getting the tequitos or whatever, I just have such a hard time saying no, too. I agree. Then they always get you because it's always cheaper the more you can get. Yep. Quick Trip also has a great little, like, uh, sides bar so you can put on like jalapinos and

what kinds of shit on your dogs. Um, I don't like the plastic bag. Didn't like that. either. No, just make it paper. Very strange. Just give me the sleeves. Yeah.

I'd assume that's for when you have something in a bun. It works better. Yeah, I mean, I just didn't see any other option. Yeah. They have so many unique stations that seem very, like, specific that they would have had bags or something for each kind of thing. Like, that would work well, like you said, for a baked good. Usually it's just sleeve or a hot dog this box. Yeah.

Yeah, a box would be good. Yeah, a box would be good. But when we went on the problem, When we ran into the problem, you had Michael, where you had four cold drinks in your hand carrying him on the store. I had to keep putting it down. My hands were freezing.

I was like, oh, they should like, had bags or like a shopping cart, but then it's like, well, nobody's staying here this long, or grabbing more than like two things. No, they're in and out, man. I'll tell you what, it's definitely better than that speedy stop. Yeah.

I've gone there a bunch. Yeah. It's not nearly the quick trip caliber. It's like, it's fine because it's big, but it's not, the selection isn't like that. And also, the thing that I like about the quick trip is the coffee. Like, there's just so much coffee. I'd say they have enough to offer that it's like,

it's up there as like a good place to stop even, like if there's a not a Buckees around. Like find a quick trip. Yeah. Like, I would stop at a quick trip now before I would like a gloves or a flying J or something. I get that. It is far less of that crowded effect too about Buckees. Yeah. You could feel a little more powerful.

Yeah, Buckees feels like a theme park sometimes. And then also everyone at quick trip is very, very nice. Very nice. And so tall. So tall. That guy was really tall. But then the girl who handed us our food was so short. Very small.

They had to average out. Do you think that was the biggest height difference in coworker you've ever seen? I just saw, I saw Wendy on TV. Oh, I guess they're not co-workers. But yeah, Lisa Sultz was interviewing him. She was out of the frame. It was just her arm. I was like, what is the cameraman doing?

Like holding it over his head because it was like eye level with Wendy. Lady Liberty was standing there. Right. Also, it was a joke, because I don't know why they do that quick trip. It's like a porn shop. Like behind the counter is raised. Oh, yeah. Like that guy's on a platform.

Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, what? So he's even tall. Yeah, that's the joke. He was tall, but he was standing like a foot higher than this. Oh, I didn't, I didn't even. That's why I came back to it because I felt like he didn't understand that. No, I didn't recognize it.

I thought he was just a really, really, really tall guy. Both. It was both. I thought he was tall in general anyway. He is. But yeah. It's like a, it's like a, it's like a, porn store. I don't understand.

That's a quick trip thing. They got a bird's, it's like a commandant. I guess. Yeah. It's like a platform behind the register. Yeah. They have, Nick, I don't know if you clocked it. That guy would be insanely tall. Yeah. Yeah. I just thought that was crazy. Uh, they have like, their selection of cigarettes is really small. Like, they do not have a ton of selection. Good.

Yeah. You know what good. George's not going back. Yeah. Yeah. You got my pole mall, the extra longs or no? And then it's like, no. fuck they are a lot of alcohol choices not a lot yeah surprising selection i wonder if that ends up being next you know as we hear about fewer and fewer people drinking it's like fewer cigarettes i don't know i mean there are a lot of like novelty drink like so many buzzballs oh my god i've never seen there's giant ones before yeah yeah those things are so gross those were upsetting to see yeah they really were so colorful you're not supposed to drink something that color

in the wild it means danger it's natural it's natural it means poison it's poisonous it means poison But here it means party. It's crazy how many drinks they had, like alcohol drinks, that I didn't even like recognize. And it's not like I don't drink, but like- Or locos. Tell me about it. Like the corona stuff and everything. It was just like, yeah.

And I guess it's because it's summertime that like all like the seasonal stuff comes out. I haven't been paying attention. But then we saw the Voodoo Ranger. Well, because they, the store's so big. They have the entire one side is drinks of just alcohol. And then all the other like soda. and shit is on the other side of the store. Yeah, yeah.

I was surprised, though, was like, oh, it's still going. Yeah, I was like, where the hell is the Red Bull? I sure can. Thank you very much. Oh, I got someone I have to open the door. Buffalo needs more buffalo, but I liked it. Well, he wanted to dig in.

Well, you know what, I guess. I forgot. I forgot he dug that out. It's hard to do it. He closed is so gentle. Yeah. Well, if I flung it, The two mic packs would have come flying out of this.

I don't know the door codes are never coming to the front door for a change. Don't worry, it was unlocked. Who was the last one out? This guy's been leaving doors open lately. Yeah, that's true. I've been hearing about that. It's true. All right.

Let's have a look at our two pizzas. Could be good, fellas. Yeah? Yeah. Talk to him, dude. Look at him. I want Nick to hate him. I think that'd be hilarious.

I don't know if I can... Jordan, it's not possible. I know. Even if he hated, he wouldn't say it. I wouldn't tell you. There's pride on the line. He would just say, it's pretty good. There's pride on the line.

Yeah. Michael, there's pride on the line. I heard. I think that's the big difference between some of us on the show. Oh yeah. You'd like to be wrong. Gracie. That's exactly it.

Yeah, that's what it is. Okay. All right. Let's get a load of this. Ooh. Very yellow. It's colorful. That is colorful.

You're not supposed to eat colors like that, I heard. It's very jalapeno-y. That is great looking. What's the pop part? What? Cream cheese. It stinks. Yeah, it's cream cheese sauce.

Oh, Jordan did not love that. What? Okay, well, I got you another one. Yeah, let's see the pepperoni. Yeah, ass wipe. Yeah, ass wipe. Okay. Yeah, I get, hey, I get my Michael put it now.

Yeah. That's very regular looking. It's a very normal looking pizza. normal looking pizza. It's normal. Bigger pepperoni is than I expected. Here, throw it down. Not as many, though.

Next to it. There we go. Wow. What a feast. Look at these two. Check it out. Mots. Two for each of us.

Hold on. Let me check it. Let me check it out. Well, when you don't want one, I'll take the third. Oh my God. Mike, did you take lactate? Yeah, just did. Oh, thank God.

Okay, here it is. I'll try the mops. This would be a death drop, dude. Oh, oh. Good cheese. Oh! Mm, say cheese. Good crunch.

They're not bad. Yeah. That's fine. I don't know that it tastes like anything, but it's like... Yeah, I mean, this is part for the course. This is like the bare minimum, it could be. Mm-hmm.

Anything below this would be... That's what this is bad to make it taste. Yeah. Yeah. You want it to taste like marinara, right? It's a good crunch, though. Better than Pizza Hut. This is not how that buffalo chicken was.

That was blanche. floppy. Yuck. All right. Nick do a pizza transition and you can do, let us know. We'll see if we liked it. Push his phone in the cheese. No, you prick.