100% Eat - Remembering the Car Episodes - Carls Jr Ride Along

Episode Date: February 6, 2025

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Yeah, I mean, this shouldn't be a problem. No. Okay. Nevermind. Wait, hold on. Michael said no. Hold on. No, we got it.

This isn't a monkey man situation. Hold on. I wasn't saying no to you, Nick. I was just saying no at Eric. Okay. I was saying no to him talking. Oh! I think they have to put... No!. I was just saying no at Eric. I was saying no to him talking. Oh, no!

For this fucking Chick-fil-A. No, just fuck this shit. The Chick-fil-A that is constantly busy. I mean, it's four o'clock, there's nobody in the Carl's Jr. And you look at the Chick-fil-A and it's... They're having fun in the back. Yeah, yeah we are.

Are we there yet? Yeah. Fuck. No, this is gonna be a long one. Oh, sweet, It's four. I like that the long ones now are not long. The long ones used to be, it's a long drive, it's long, but now the long ones are the short ones because we record It's like this is only four minutes away This is a long one, it's 20 minutes. Give you bonus content, baby!

A bit silly. Yeah. And go. Action, go. Go! Nick is helping. I'm manifesting things into the universe. But I was waiting to see what you're going to manifest next.

Yeah, that's why I was giving it a moment of silence. This Carl's Jr. is so far away from Austin and it's the only Carl's Jr. And we've been to it, what, four times now? Something like that. At least I can think of. Because we did one, we were talking about it in the restaurant, we did one car episode

in the parking lot of this Carl's Jr. Should have called it Carl's Jr. Oh shit. We didn't, but that's because all the episodes were in cars. Yeah. There's nothing really special Oh shit. We didn't, but that's because all the episodes were in cars. Yeah. When it really ends. There's nothing really special about it.

But next time, next time. Sure, next time we do a car rolls junior. Yeah, when this bird flu thing really happens, we got to kick off. When the bird flu tuberculosis combo hits. Yeah. Oh, TB's back?

Yeah. Yeah, in like a big way. Yeah. It's like the largest outbreak in US history, right? That's pretty cool. Oh, TB's back? Yeah. Yeah, in like a big way, yeah. It's like the largest outbreak in US history, right? That's pretty cool. Oh, pretty cool. But it's all the way up here in Cedar Park where there's so many other places to eat

that we like don't go to. Yeah, it really sucks. I mean, I'm sure I made the same joke every time we've been up here, but there's a Via 313, there's a Mighty Fine. Amy's Ice Cream, there's a Tumble 22. All places I'd much rather go to than Carl's Jr. And then we went to Carl's Jr. You may have said that before. 313 there's a mighty fine Amy's ice cream. There's a tumble 22 all places I'd much rather go to yeah Carl's jr. And then you're on your junior. You may have said that before I don't think that's a joke

Why can't we eat there yeah walk a walk I guess I guess it's a I may have I may have said this Just speaking my truth. Those aren't jokes, those are grievances. Yeah. There's a BJ's over there. Okay, I... There's a Denny's over there? I mean, honestly, probably.

I see. I see. I might want to go to Carl's Jr. more than BJ's. There is a Cedar Park diner that's pretty decent up this way. You want to go there next? Sure. Jordan? Oh, and a Costco. I was asking. I'll go to Costco. I'll go to Costco.

I saw a headline today. Maybe we'll see The Rizzler. I saw it. That one coming out of your mouth is weird. It's weird. I don't know. It's very weird. Maybe we'll see The Rizzler.

The Rizzler. I don't think I've ever heard every syllable pronounced in the Rizzler. Why not? I saw an article today about Costco's hot dog. Yeah. And it was some bullshit like hot dogs got crazy shit going on now or something to that effect. And I was like, oh, what is it?

And it's, hey, we're bringing Coke products back. Yeah, have you? What the fuck does that have to do with the hot dog? Yeah. It's like, there's a new twist coming. No, they did Pepsi for a while. And now to keep costs down, cause Pepsi sucks, I guess, and costs less. That makes sense.

And now they went, bring Coke back. Anyway, hot dogs still a dollar 50. Do you think it's because the combo is a dollar 50 and it comes with the soda? Do I think that? Yes, that's why they switched to Pepsi. The hot dog is the only combo that they have. They switched to Pepsi because they wanted to keep it

a dollar 50. Right. Yes. But now I guess things have evened out. They've realized Pepsi socks Yeah, they just went they're willing to pay for some better soda They'll subsidize the cost of Coca-Cola to keep it a dollar fifty. We can't keep offering Nestea It was just very nobody was raised the headline like anything Remot remotely was changing or being added to the hot dog. Yeah.

Well, I think everyone at this point knows about the $1.50 never changing. It's so it's kind of like a click bait. Yeah. Oh, I clicked it. They're messing with it. I clicked it. It worked on Michael.

I got Michael. Yup. You just got got. Dude, you just got got? You got got. Dude. No, I got got earlier. You all just got got.

Oh! Oh! Not get my good. I passed on the gotting. Oh no, I have bird earlier. You all just got God because Godding oh no, I have Like I was gonna get killed but now I fucked Eric Honestly get follows not bad get! Hey, get fucked. Okay. It'd be awesome if that movie, instead of like actually fucking someone,

it was like you fuck someone over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, I'd be safe for my life. Exactly. Damn, I ain't never worn it. Michael would just keep passing it out, passing it out. You'd just be like, why you passing it? You don't have it.

Like, I'm not, oh, I don't just try. I'm just making sure. No, this is, yeah, this is how I stay immune. Uh-huh. I'm trying to live forever. It's just sitting there at home going, how do I get this guy? It's wife being like, you're never gonna get that guy.

Get somebody else. Get, just move on. Just can't be got, dude. Man. I can't believe how far this Carl's Jr. is to be the only thing talking about it. I know, you keep talking about it. They don't even know how, you keep talking about it.

They don't even know how many times you talked about it before we started. It's the thing where I don't want to, I want to do this restaurant because they always have like limited stuff. Right, we did it. But I don't want to drive this far for it. Okay. I'm okay with it. Do you think living in Austin for as many years as you have has morphed or skewed your perception of what is far.

Because I think Austin is a very condensed city. And you're used to everything being like, if something's 20 minutes away, that's pretty fucking far. But being from Southern California, something that's 20 minutes away is like, yeah, I'll put up with that. Should go to that. Especially like living in a suburb of like a major city

like San Diego or L.A. There's a difference where I don't think it's skewed. What I think is far, but what I consider far in Austin is far because everything is just slammed in the middle. And then they kicked everything out that they went like, no T.J. Fridays. That's on the outskirts. Carl's Jr. That's on the outskirts. Carl's Jr. That's on the outskirts. Like there's nothing there for this show.

It's a problem. They are closing so many things and it's like- That's a problem. Yeah, like Fazzoli's over there. What are we gonna do? Another good car. Take us into the barricade. What are you miming?

God. That's a nice dance youade. What are you miming? God. That's a nice dance you did. But there's like, Freddys and like these other places that we haven't gone to. Because it's like, I want to drive to Round Rock. Yeah. And that's the hard part. Like, Red Robin is not close. Living in Austin. True.

But if I lived in San Diego, it's like, yeah, that's the only one that's there. That's it. That's the way that it goes. I'm very skewed. Yeah? Yeah. Nothing was ever further than like 45 minutes in New Jersey, which was long.

Yeah. Fuck, it's 40 minutes away, like a cousin's house. It's like lives in the fucking middle of nowhere. And then I moved to Texas, and Lindsay's family's in Dallas. Oh, it's such a fun. And so it was just like, so many drives to Dallas. They're like, oh, we're meeting at this ranch house. It's two hours away.

Like I remember it clicked when I would hear two hours and go, fuck, at least it's close. Yeah. So now I don't give a fuck. Yeah. I can't give a flying fuck. And when you're used to three hours, it'll take a two.

Yeah. Or like traffic three hours. You know, going to a lot of like concerts, like in the last couple of years, so many in Austin, and then one will be in like Houston. It's like, totally in Houston. Cause it's like- Oh, it's two hours. Well, my brain goes, no plane, no hotel, not expensive.

I go, we could just drive there and drive back. Yeah. So that on top of you have to drive and you get mad. I love it. The three hour drive thing is still not normal to me. No, it's too long. It's so- I like it, but I'm used to it. Also fly to Australia a couple of times.

Yeah, brutal. I could never do that. It changes your brain, man. Texans get real used to it. It changes your fucking brain, dude. Yeah, but trying to. You know, like sometimes you wait, you're up for, Eric, you mind, when you're up for like 50, 60 hours, and your brain, dude. Yeah. Yeah. But trying to. You know, like sometimes you wake, you're up for, Eric, you might, when you're up for like 50, 60 hours,

your brain starts collapsing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have that on a plane, when you start doing it normal style and everyone is like you. Great. You're like, well, I've been awake for 16 hours and I'm just like, I've been on a plane for 16 hours and that's the way it is.

Those flights are rough. You didn't fuck up. You didn't like, you know, sometimes you're awake for 50 hours and you go, I fucked up. You go, this is the right way. Then you get there and you're like, I'm fucked up for like two days. It changes your goddamn brain. I remember the first time I ever flew to Australia,

I was clueless, right? Just like, oh, I guess it's like, I knew how far it was, but like strapping six hours in, I was going like There was like being in jail. Yeah, am I ever gonna get there like just like are we still over the ocean? Like I can't believe it. Yeah, then I went home the second time I was going I was actually dreading it Oh, because I knew how bad it was the first time Wow, but then on the upside it was so bad in my brain I was so dreading going that it was so bad in my brain. I was so dreading going.

That it was a little easier. I went and I'm like, oh, this is better than I thought it was gonna be. Yeah. I don't know. Like the trauma from the first time, it was like, and then I went, oh, I guess that was just the one time. Oh, okay.

Like it was long, but I went, that wasn't that bad. You do adapt quickly. So when you go, it's 20 minute drive. Uh huh. Yeah, okay, alright. It's the uh... Eat your vegetables. Shut up. It's the distance for the thing, right? Like, we drive by like three P. Terry's on the way to get Carl's Jr.

And that really like... That's the thing too, if this was normal style and someone went, Hey guys, wanna get lunch? Let's go to Carl's Jr. I'd slap you in the face. Exactly! But this is work style, I don't give a shit. Yeah, it's the uh... For fuck's sake, Jordan's with us.

They were doing this for fun? What the fuck? Hey, I'm gonna grab my closest friends and drive 25 minutes to Carl's Jr. Just for lunch. I agree with you there, here nothing matters. We walked in, we got the food, we sat down, we ate at the Carl's Jr.

We got up and left, and I just thought, we spent more time driving than we definitely did eating. We also inhaled that food. That food was gone so fast. That was crazy. Yeah, Jordan sucked it down. Yeah. Jordan, did you suck it down?

I can't believe how much he sucked it. I took some bites and threw it away. Jordan, did you suck it down, and then you had half left, and had half left and then you asked me something and then I considered eating the other look He was like thinking about it. I know you threw it away before I threw it away. I was like, do you want it? Uh kind of do he's like, uh, hey, Nick. Do you want it? Nick went? I've been really good these past 36 hours, so now it's time to be bad. So now I'm gonna be bad. I've been really good. Yeah, I've been eating really well.

I've been a good boy. Let me eat two Carl's Jr. hamburgers. As a reward. They're cheeseburgers. It's like when he saved those rice Timbits for a job well done. I'm saving, I'm saving, I'm saving. And it was.

Okay. Oh, dude. The job was well done. Wasn't it? The burger was. Oh, I ordered another capture card. Oh yeah? Cool, two order light bulbs. Yeah, what's the light bulb stitch?

I feel like you have all the information because I gave it to you. Yeah. Detailed. Yeah, I have it all. And you went, I'll get it from Home Depot and then I said, here are the links to Home Depot. Yeah, exactly.

I had to go. And that's all right. And that's where we stand. Interesting. So I got a new capture card. Some of us taller than others. So we'll see. Yeah.

Oh, are you standing? Guys, let's all stand up. Eric, stand up. Come on, Eric. Oh, I see. The best is all of that stuff, going to RTX and meeting fans, and they'll be like, you're not that short.

And I'm like, you guys are all the same height. Yeah, it's like, yeah, I know. Yes, I understand. I'm not according to Gracie. Yeah, I'm glad you made it. And me. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gracie wears what she calls her hoofs. Her hoofs. It you and me. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gracie. Where's what she calls her hoofs Yeah, you pop all over the place You're right, you know, she puts those shoes on her hands and goes yeah, she comes You'll probably do it next to a mic pretty She definitely does. She'll probably do it next to a mic pretty soon. Watch this. Can you hear this? Let me see, slams things into the microphone looks and Nick says, can you hear that?

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You can't go to work, sorry. There's a slight drizzle. I probably would not buy a yellow car. I wouldn't get a yellow car. Not that yellow. No? No. Not in a Honda Fit.

No. Oh cool. That's the breaking point. Yeah, some sort of muscle car maybe. Listen, I would never own a Honda Fit. Vroom, you'd get a Bumblebee. There you go. What kind of car is he?

Vroom, Vroom. I think he's a Camaro in the new ones. What kind of car is he? Vroom, vroom, I just said. He goes fast. I think he's a Camaro in the new ones. I don't think I've ever seen any of the Transformers movies. You didn't see the one when John Totoro got peed on? There's Transformers, you don't know. That could be one right there. It's a good gag.

This Kia Soul could be a Transformer? When I go through a parking lot sometimes, I just go to a car and I say Are you alive? I know. I you hear me? I know, I'm with you. Send me a sign. But then it turns out it's a Decepticon. Can you?

Oh no, it's Starscream. Can you let me sit inside you and then transform and somehow not fucking crush me to bits? Right. I get launched out and you catch me. Can your insides keep me safe? Yeah. I feel like there had to be a learning curve right like the first time that happened all right

Did they do a beast wars one they did yes was there there were like beast guys in there was both of them Yeah, they stopped watching those movies after the second one. I think that was the only is that the last one they did the piece We're doing it. They made four or five? Think five. Was Rattrap in it? They did five, I don't know. Plus the standalone, does the Bumblebee movie count? As the five?

No, I mean, it's another one. Yeah, that was separate. There's five Transformers, like, propers. John Cena in that? Probably. Yeah, right? Who fucking knows? At this point, probably.

The Rock. John Cena. The Rock is already fast, if? At this point, probably. The Rock. John Cena. The Rock is already fast, if you're in Sierra, he does car stuff. And he was in G.I. Joe. Mark Baldberg. Dude, have you heard the, have you heard people online talk about how that, what is it, flight? Oh, flight risk. Flight risk.

Yeah. Have you heard people talking about how that script might be AI? No, but I believe it now. Apparently there's like a shot at the very beginning where like some buildings are AI or whatever, like where it's just like, they look fucking weird. But there's a guy who's like, here are like five examples of weird dialogue

where you go, this doesn't sound like a person wrote it. And I'm like, oh, this is, I bet that's what they were doing is like, just grab some people. I'm like, Oh, this is I bet that's what they were doing is like, just grab some people. I could like, I can believe it movie. And let's just make the AI do it. And Mark Wahlberg is dumb enough to just read it. Hey, smart enough. Do do your bold in this one. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Oh, glory to God. You got it. You guys ever

see Mark Wahlberg on Instagram? Of course I do. No. Hell yeah. See? Michael knows knows who's always getting in like cold tanks and shit It's 415 a.m. And he's like what's up up for our second workout of the day. Yeah, I put on I'm like in basically swim trunks or just like Athletic short shorts and a fucking like beanie and I'm gonna get into like an ice cube chest Yes, something. Yep. No shirt great abs like freeze to death. Yep, but good. He's like What was up? Like I do know there's science behind it today. This is how we do it Yeah, another science behind it. Fuck off. Yeah that like oh, it's really good for fuck

Fuck yourself. I'm not a working out You're really good for, fuck you. Just go fuck yourself. You're just done working out and you're like exhausted, tired, but like, hey, it was worth it. Now get into a fucking 35 degree tank of water for X amount of two, what now? Fuck off, go fuck yourself. If I was gonna do any of that stuff,

I would have to be on steroids. Fuck off. Because I would want to make my investment work for me. You know what I mean? Bro, I'd take steroids before I'd get in a cold ice bath. Well, that's what I'm saying is that it would be steroids and then you get to a point where you're like, all right, these steroids, I've been on my cycle now.

Would you need the ice bath if you were taking steroids? I don't know what it does. Maybe it helps them work better. It do gooder, but fuck off. Yeah, what if I haven't been clear? The shot definitely wouldn't hurt as bad. Yeah, I mean, I don't think you do. Are you saying that you would do the shot in the ice bath?

No, I'm saying afterwards, because if you take it afterwards, you're all iced down. You're cold. You won't feel it. Right. Also before that, grownup style, needles don't hurt that much anyway.

No, not at all. They do in your stomach. Is that where you- That's where I put it, and I would argue, no it doesn't. You don't have to inject steroids there, Nick. in your stomach. Is that where you put it? That's where I put it. And I would argue, no it doesn't. You don't have to inject steroids there, Nick. Or your butt. You can pin your delt, you can pin the front or back.

You can do your tricep. You can do- Tongue. There's so many different- Tongue. There's so many different parts along your thigh and your buttocks. Okay.

You can pin nine different areas in this delt. Okay, I don't like needles. Okay. Okay. So that't like needles. Okay, okay So that well we got to the bottom so if we had we already knew we just needed to say we were all really Intuit so we were all doing steroids and we figured out like it they're safe and here's the cycle and we're all good You wouldn't do steroids with us No, no, I certainly wouldn't I'm saying that Jordan's on board with this and he's already doing the steroids too. And he is saying it.

You are saying it. I cannot deny that. Yeah, exactly. So the three of us are doing it and we're like, Nick, look at, we've already tested this. It's safe and it's healthy for you. You're going to be shredded. Yeah, look how healthy we are. You don't even have to do anything really.

But I do have to work out. If you just take steroids, you're just going to get fat. We don't know that. Just try it. That's what I'm saying. You can be the test subject who takes them but doesn't do anything. So say that you don't even really have to work out very well. Like you're just, you take these steroids and you're going to get shredded from the steroids. I'll be honest, I don't know what level of this hypothetical we're at anymore. Well, it started last week, Jordan, the way for you to buy it. I have to talk to you off mic. I wouldn't do steroids from the simplest fact of like,

I already got psoriasis. I don't need my skin to be worse. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like that's the other thing too. Like I get people that are like, people are like hyper like obsessed with like looking good

and your muscles and like whatever, but also you're fine with having like acne everywhere. I don't understand it. A lot of times with that. Am I being that, with that acne, I'm already pissed. That acne, a lot of times it'll come from people who are doing like bodybuilding and everything. They wax and then it's like, it's all ingrown hairs and shit too. So you're just like exacerbating like this problem. Your skin is getting worse.

You just ignore that part. You're like, but I look great. I'm shredded. Don't look at my back, right? I do nothing and I get psoriasis real pisses me off See you don't even need the steroids to get angry. Oh, dude. See that's what the psoriasis Shots to get rid of them. I'm doing it wrong Nick you really wouldn't do steroids with us? Um, what is this with us? To be clear again, he's not contemplating the steroids, he's contemplating the needle. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. I want to know where his tipping point is.

Oh, the needle. Yeah. What if we can get you a pill? Okay. I can just put it in your mouth. Yeah, what if we just squirt it in your mouth? I can put it in your mouth and just rub your throat. If you can guarantee that I don't have to do shit,

I'm going to get jacked. Not that part. I can guarantee I'll feed it to you. And then what happens? And then what happens? Then I watch. Watch me what? That's what I'm going to find out. I don't know. Get big, get mad, get dead. I don't know.

Get dead? Who knows? It doesn't sound like a very good guarantee. Wait, listen, listen. What are you on my guarantee deal? Listen, he gets to watch. When you pay for the seeds, you get a look at the flowers, baby.

What the? Yeah? Is that right? Are these things that people say when you watch the steroid videos on YouTube? Yeah, is that something that you hear? I'm a big injectables okay. My friend made stickers. We made this thing. Oh, yeah Injectables okay. My friend Hunter made stickers and gave them to us. They're like this big

I should have brought one and it's just a picture of a needle and it says okay, so it's like just no I should have brought one of the Carl's Jr Injectables, okay. This is a protected lane. This guy's just been stopped here. Well, he's extra protected by not going. He's keeping us all safe. No, he's not. Thank you. Thank you for your service, sir.

He's not keeping us safe. Yeah, I think we should fill you with steroids and see if it sorts you out. Yeah. Oh, Eric? Yeah, that'd be great. Maybe he's already so mad, it'll come around. Oh, full circle, he just becomes like really gentle.

Yeah, he's like really nice and he buys the light bulbs and he shuts the hell up. I'm waiting for, because like the... He shuts the hell up. Because the Ozempic and like the GLP-1s and stuff. Yeah. I keep doing this. And it's like, yeah, now it cures cancer

and all this stuff. I'm waiting for it. And it's great for muscle growth. Yeah. And like no side effects. All right, Nick. It's a new steroid. Nick, throw the steroids out the window.

We're not doing steroids. Okay, all right. Steroids, that's, hey look. Let's say that we all got, let's say we all got on Ozempic. Give me a, oh. Let's say we all got on Ozempic. Give me a. Oh. Let's say we all got on Ozempic. Would you do Ozempic with us?

What is it for? Like. It's for everything, honestly. It's for skinny and also maybe. Oh, is that the shot or is that the pill? Okay, yeah, yeah. Is it a shot? I think there's a shot version.

Oh, I thought it was a pill. I think there's both. I think they just recently developed a pill form, but it's always been a shot before. Yeah. Up until recently. Would you do a Zempik with us? Yeah, maybe.

After the first place. Finally we can have a Zempik party. I can, I can. Just like the stars. You can't do a Zempik with us, Michael. I feel like I'd get small. I'm already lean as fuck. Yeah.

Also, I could be scrawny. That's not gonna help me. It can make your face look really gaunt. You get a zempic face? Yeah, you get a zempic face. And that's the reason you won't do it? I know that says that, but that's just called rapid weight loss.

That's exactly, that's what people like, that's a zempic face. That's exactly your job. And rapid weight loss. Look how skinny you are. It's just, that's how you look. That's true. When you lose weight.

Especially if you lose a lot of weight and you're not like building muscle and like toning and shit like yeah, that's That's how that works. Mm-hmm. All the fat like like it's a nice phrase, but it's not like only Zepic does this it's like well, no you lost a lot of weight quickly. Mm-hmm Yeah, it's gonna how that works. So you gonna do that with us Nick? Sure You're so you're fine with the man's always trying to lose weight So you're fine with the needles of Ozempic, but not the needles of steroids. Yeah.

I think that's a good moral stance on it. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know why Eric has a problem. I don't know. I just think you should be fine. Are we? Let me throw this up because I could I could do this. You work on steroids.

That makes too much. Yeah. Well, how do we all feel? Check out my new movie. You work on steroids. That makes too much. Yeah. How do we all feel? Check out my new movie, Thank You for Steroids. How do we feel about a hundred percent-y consultation where we all go get some cool sculpting done? Oh, I do have love handles. Yeah. You know, they like, they like freeze your fat cells.

They freeze your fat and it reduces. That I'm okay with. I can do a little more from a core. Oh. What's the thing everyone's getting where like their jaws become like crazy? Like John Mulaney thing? Yeah.

It's oops, I broke my jaw. Yes. Oh, you're not gonna see me for like three months. And when I come back, I'll look different. Way different. John Mulaney got it and no one will let, he like won't cop to it. It looks crazy.

What's his excuse? I don't know that he's had an excuse. I don't think he's talked about it. And then- Don't ask me questions. Hey John, your narrow face, what happened to it? Someone's like, Mulaney, what happened? And he's like, oh, I'm back in rehab.

And then everyone's like, yes. Yeah, respect my privacy, I'm in rehab. Again. Let me tell you about privacy. I'm in rehab again. Let me tell you about it. He was in a car accident or something. And so like he had to have like a Mark Hamill situation. Oh. Where he had to get like reconstructive surgery.

And that's what happened to him. But we should all get like jaw implants. Nick, if we all got jaw implants, would you get them with us? No, I got a nice jaw line. Bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Short bitch.

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What? Why? He wrote blue sneeze. Remember, and then he wrote blue cheese? Oh, he did write sneeze. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, but I fixed it. So nobody remembers that's

That's how they show I erased it. Yeah, everyone's memory and the whiteboard when something happens. Nobody remembers it way later I don't alright you guys full of Carl's Jr. Ready to do an episode ready to do an episode. Yeah, okay, you're not full All right, and with that enthusiasm Goodbye