100% Eat - Returning to 636 - Ride Along Fuddruckers

Episode Date: June 4, 2026

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Free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. Two days, like in a week, it's rough. Coming down to slaughter? Yeah. This also makes me want to punch people that are just like, it's too far for like a 15, 20 minute drive. Like, no, this is fucking far.

Yeah, this is pretty far. If someone said, meet me at the Fuddruckers, it would hang up on you. It's half an hour. Make sure you turn left. Who says meet me at the Fuddruckers? He wants to go to the office. We gotta go to the old office.

Oh, are we? Oh, okay. Yeah, it's right there. I thought you were joking. I don't know where it is. I'll tell you. Oh, cool. Yeah, let me just turn left.

I'll turn right and then turn around. Yeah, you can do that. It's usually safe. Hey, however you want to drive the car. Thank you. Thank you, Michael. Remember this. Airplane mode.

Just know it'll be wrong. Remember the sign. High accident road. That was weird. A sign that tells you high accident road is nuts. It's encouraging you to get high. It was very, very accurate. The funniest part is that like, oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Michael, stop. He's fine. I know. It's like you, you're doing too good of a job with like sounding. Do I like just like straight?

Turn right or polite. Yeah, this is where I lived. When were you going to tell me that? That's where the roses is. Right now? Yeah. There's a fight to cross the street and I got to get over.

Right now. Oh yeah, yeah, I would have gone right. Remember that at the... Hmm? Last time. You can get it. Dude, changing lanes at a stop sign is so fucking easy.

Or red light in Texas. It's nuts. Like, these cars will all have a five second delay. It's true. Oh yeah. They're all a bunch of dishes. Like we're on from?

Impossible. Impossible. The number of times I'm accidentally in a lane I need to get over like this and you can do it like this. Without cutting someone off. Absolutely insane. I just don't understand. Go right here. Turn right.

Dude, just blowing my mind being back here. That's crazy. That's new. And then turn right on the first street. Well, this Walgreens was newer. The boarded up. The boarded up.

The boarded up. Yeah. Is that mini dealership? Or it was a, It was this guy. It was Dr. Beamer. He did minis and BMWs. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is Ralph Al Blenado? Yeah.

We had a mini. There it is. We used to take it. That's the office right there. There it is. 636. Wow. Okay.

I'm not gonna fucking hit him. Not you, him, the other one. Not you, Michael. No, I was more surprised that we were turning in at all. Wow. I think it was more you went, ah. Here we are. Wow.

And that right there is my apartment complex. Oh, wow. That's cross the street. That's where everybody lived. That was the annex. You would walk through here. It wasn't so like... Yeah, there's a gate.

Bushy. There's a hole right there where there's a tree is, I think. And then you just go across into there. This was all the back end. The Leff or Dead door. Yeah. Was that that door right there? Oh, yeah.

Like Lefford dead. This is the dungeon. That's where Lindsay and Miles worked right on the other side of this. It's just a corner. Yeah, it's a very small spot. That's the achievement hunter office right next to the conference room. Wow. The conference room is where you all reported the podcast, right, initially.

Yeah. Yeah. The front. right there. Yeah, the front right. That's what Carissa sat. Wow. But yeah.

Yeah, I've been in there once. Right there is the apartment complex. Should go right? Wow. I moved to Texas and I went, well, I guess I'll live there. Yeah, you should go left. Okay. Yeah, we can.

You can get back to slaughter. We can visit 420, West Slaughter Lane. That's the address. So which one was your apartment complex? This right here? Yep. Wow. This is where, yeah, a handful of people lived.

That's handy. I lived down. Yeah, that's why I moved here. first a little bit more. Little Michael. Walking across the street to go around there, was crazy. This is the-

Actually, it was right on the corner. You could see it. For my balcony, you can see the office. I think we passed the field already, but like they built stuff on the field where we had R-TX. Oh, really? So it's hard to know exactly where it was.

But yeah, it was right next to the annex building. Oh. But they built stuff there. Wow. There was one time. Displaced all those poor fire ants. That's where they were all living. I came to visit and I think I was staying,

I've been staying at Barber's apartment, but like, it was so. Oh, my ladder got delivered. It was someone who was living at that apartment complex, but I stayed really late because a bunch of people were staying late. I was working on RTAA. And then I was like, oh, man, it's like 11 o'clock. How do I get back in there?

Because, like, I don't want to, like, disturb anyone. So I just hopped the fence. Oh, no, shit, really? Yeah. That's awesome. I hopped that fence all the time. Which is also great. because we had like friends that would come, like for RTX or whatever,

and people going around in my apartment. I remember Mike Kroon from the community. He jumped over the fence once. Yes. He jumped over the fence once leaving the parking lot because it didn't open for pedestrians. So if you didn't have a car, you have to jump the fence. If you didn't have a clicker, like you couldn't walk out. Oh, yeah.

Oh, the furrow still there. And you just loop around. He jumped over the fence and there's this giant pole that was sticking out of the ground. And like he almost impaled his head on it. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, it was awesome. Like he jumped but did the like trip thing forward. All the shit here is new.

And then he jumped over his leg. Yes, he fucking did, Jordan. Even the HEPs knew. I remember that video. That opened up just. I forgot about that. That's really funny. He started by little pony.

My little pony grace. That was all his fault. Yep. He's a brony? Yep. The OG brony. Wow. That was Mike.

He was OG. Huh. There's one car at the front of this that is scared to get on the furniture ride. Oh yeah. Look at all the cars. Yeah, dude, it's fucking scary! That's fine. I mean, yeah, you're telling me.

I'm watching it happen. Go, go, go look! That person's going slow, okay. That person also did not use a blinker to say they were turning. Oh, that's always fun. Especially in this situation. Just let it ride. Let it ride.

Yeah, so all this shit is super new. Yeah, the HB was never here. The closest HEB was on First and William Cannon. Yep. As crazy. The murder H.E.B. Yeah. I went to that HEB once.

It was right next to the apartment I lived in. And I went there once. I was like, I'm not coming back to this one. Is HV. It's open in 2020. Wow. I only lived down here for like two and a half years. Wow, really?

When I lived down here. Never. I never drove at all. I didn't drive here. Wow. I lived on East slaughter. So it's like I didn't drive around any of these places. Damn.

Take a leap. Let's see. Still looking. Probably for the best because it's, I mean, it's definitely worse now because you can tell there's more people. Traffic sucks shit down here. It was always awful.

It got worse. And it's probably continuing to. The Taco Palanke is right there. Taco Palanke. Tune to the Michael Jordan podcast. Yeah, hear more about that soon. What's going on? This is hilarious.

You're honking at me? Yeah, you're not honking at him. Pass it up. Pass it up. Pass it on. Pass it on. I have a message. Was he honking at you because you were like gesturing to him?

No, I think he was honking because his car wasn't going. Yeah, I mean, I think it's just that's fair. I don't think he was honking at you. No. I think he was just honking at the person holding up the traffic. Oh. There is no pass-around honk. No.

That feature isn't available. Yeah, the pass-through honk. The honk that tells you it's not for you. See, but all it takes is just like not a moron driving to understand if someone behind you honking and it's not you and someone in front of you, who's being stupid, like, you shouldn't be offended by this? Yeah, like, yeah, they're honking. Yeah, it's clearly not at me.

Not at you. There are certainly people who look, ah! That's fine, you don't really need the pass-around honk. What you need is a backwards honk. I wish you had. You got a honk. Sometimes I want to fucking lay in it with the person behind me because they're being an idiot. You just need a backwards honk. You know what I mean?

Or just like a little LED that just flips them off. Yeah, I was going to say, like, the buses in Hawaii. Like, if you let the bus in, it gives a little, like, Mahalo. Aw, that's cool shit. Yeah. I think that's great. Right, that but not nice.

Yeah. Right, there needs to be a middle finger. Yeah, it's this. Yeah. Does I wish harm on you? I wish arm. I don't know if I wish harm on them, but. Yeah, fuck them.

All right. Nick wishes harm on them. And fuck them. Don't tailgate me, prick. Loona was on her iPad yesterday, and she was like typing something, and she went to look something, and whatever, and she goes,

how do you spell full, F, you? And I went, what did you say to me? Let's go get him early. Man, you're right. Two days in a row down here is... Too much. It's far, dude. God, I lived down here five years.

Yeah, it's crazy how short I was here. Like, kind of thank God the office. Yeah, I only lived in my apartment for a year. So you were only at that apartment down there for two years or whatever. But, like, is that how long, like, that office? How long were they at a row? They were there before I got there. But I think it was not, it was relatively, it was relatively recent.

They moved in 2010 and then moved out in like 2015. Yeah. Because I got hired. A good chunk of time was that. I got hired in September of that year. And I was like, oh, they're still down on problem? No, they're not. Yeah.

Oh, that sucks. So you're like living down here and excited? Damn. I was like, oh, it's so close. What a great commute. When they were saying that they were moving up north, I was like, pretty empty. Well, my lease is coming up. Yeah.

I'm just going to like find a spot. where I think they're going to be and hopefully it works out and it worked out really great because it was 51st Street and I was on 49th Street. Oh, hell yeah. East or West of 35?

I was across 35, but it still wasn't that bad. That's still fine. It was like Duval. It was before the roundabout. It was. The roundabout actually saved that intersection. It did. Was it 2015 or 2014?

Might have been tail end of 2014. Well, we moved the office. I think it was 2014. You might be right. Well, because, because I got my house in 2015, and I remember I stuck it out for like six months or something. It was awful. That's a rough six months, bud. It was rough, but it was like, like people were moving just to move, but I'm just like, because Lindsay and I got married.

And I was like, no, we're saving for a house. We're getting a house that we want that works, not just because the office is moving. And just like, I didn't remember the specifics, like finances or whatever, whatever. But like, stuck it out. It was so fucking worth it. because then like, you know, we got to move where we wanted to move. But it was fucking shit, dude. Imagine going from, we work across the street to now we have to drive.

You're right. It was 2014 because I moved into the apartment in early 2013. And so there was like three or four months where I was north and we were still at Ralph Al Blenado. And there are times where coming home, I didn't want to sit in this. Yeah. So there's a secret route you could take that it makes the travel distance longer, but it's like a few minutes shorter, which was coming all the way up here to William Cannon, turning right and going like out of Austin to like 183 and then taking that to like airport and going up. It was very scenic though.

And that was before when you go by McKinney Falls. That's before 183 was. Well, you're going in the part that's like, yeah, stoplights at that point. like by the airport. And then it becomes a freeway. Yeah, but there's no toll road. This hopefully gets fucking built. I'm so sick of this construction.

Yeah, I don't care. When it's done, I'm sure. This is why I never come here again. Why? It's what you mean? So we can keep going to Fuddruckers. Yeah. Or the Fudrackers lane.

Or Loubys. We can go to any Lubies anyway. We got a closer Lubies. Yeah. And I'm sure it's just as nice. It looked like shit from the outside. That, dude, it looked like shit. Like in the inside, it was a fucking hotel lobby.

It really was. Yeah. With a cafeteria slammed in the corner. It actually, I'm glad it looked. 30 foot ceilings. It looked nicer inside. It did. The outside.

It kind of was switched because the Foddruckers look newer. And then we went in there. It was like, this is small and like kind of tore up. And then I looked at the loop. Why does it look so nice in there? I think he meant to say toe up. Toa. The, I like the TV that was zoomed in.

Yeah. Yeah. They always do that shit. Zoom and stretch. I don't understand. It was fucking crazy. Because they just turned the TV on. The other one had motion smoothing on.

Of course. You could see it. You got to smooth it out. No. No. Unnatural. Smooth to the TV at the Fudd Rockers. Smooth Zoom.

Smooth Zoom with the Fuddruckers. Can I get a smooth zoom stretch? Sir, you're looking for butt fuckers. We don't do that here. We don't do that here. That's next door. That Chili's on the hill burned down. Loobie's being right next to the Fuddruckers.

It did. They rebuilt it. It did. That one burned down and they rebuilt it. It looks killed. Yeah, they rebuilt it. Well, we are far enough and stuck in traffic enough. It's got to become a car captives.

It was car captives like from the moment we went to the old. Yeah. Fiesta's over there. The old office pretty much. Yeah. This is just a preview of what's to come. This used to be a movie theater. Okay.

Now he is just doing carcats. What is it now, Nick? It's a dealership. He was telling me stuff that I didn't even know. Like there was a fun record. It was like up north on the mallard. And I was like, oh, I didn't know that. We also kind of car captive going by the office.

Yeah, exactly. I mean, I was car captive. I didn't know anything about that. Yeah, you were. And you're just driving. Yeah. I turned right. Should have told you that earlier.

Yeah, you want to get off on old porch. Yeah. There was a, I don't know if it's still here. There was a Walmart. Don't docks me, by the way. Might be right over here. I still live in that apartment complex. Yeah.

You never moved. There was discussion about moving into that old Walmart that used to be right there. Really? Oh! Before stage five happened, it was like maybe we're going to move into an abandoned Walmart. What a weird spot that would have been. Wasn't there a discussion about the Kmart as well? Sears.

The Sears. Oh, yeah, it was the old Sears. Yeah, the old Sears at Hancock Center. Yeah. Apparently had a movie theater in the basement. Yeah, now they've totally torn it down and we've done it. That's going to be H-EB like pharmacy. Well, there's an H-EB, and they're doing a, like, health insurance experiments.

Headquarters. They're doing health insurance experiments. Yeah, yeah. And they're also, I've heard they're turning a Sears into a Sears. They did, they came back around? Get your fortune told. Sears. It's too easy.

It's different. So, is this a hotel or not? I don't think so. We were speculating on this. There's a door open with a- Earlier. There is a door open. There's a curtain.

I don't know if that's a good sign. Holy shit, someone's jumping. No! Catch them, Nick. They're repelling. What's up that one window? Right, yeah. It's open up there. That's where the ghost comes and goes.

Oh, okay, yes. I was like, the window's not open. Huh. Close that shade. And then like somewhere around here is the old call center they used to work at. Yeah. Oh, is it down this way?

And over here, guys are gonna get run over. Yeah, I don't know what he was doing. Yeah, they took a, uh, me, Gus and Jeff went over there for the last episode of Good Morning Gus. Oh. It's way it over? You mean the last one for now? Big Red.

He loves Big Red. Hang on, the side of that Jeep looks like a Girl Scout cookie. Is that Jack? Okay, what the fuck? Is this Jack's car? If you did like Big Red. More of a Blaine though. Yeah.

Yeah, with the Jeep. Oh. That was arched. You mean the last Good Morning Gus for now. Right, yeah, for now. You fucking better mean that. Yeah. Any day started to get some more.

Yeah. So you get the Girl Scout cookie on the side? Yeah. Yeah, I see it. I don't know. It's looking like a Pop-Tart. Yeah, I don't know what they were thinking. Yeah, the old call center was like over here.

Oh, okay. He's just docks in everybody. You're gonna ruin, like, what if Bernie's at work? Michael still works there. Yeah. By the catfish parlor? No! This episode is brought to you by Nespresso.

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Yeah. Jordan's been talking it up lately. He has. You mentioned it quite a number of times. We were ordering the burgers at Buderker's. I've never wanted a casino welcome you know more than right now. Damn. I feel like you've said that exact phrase a couple times.

Like in the last few weeks. I think he just really wants to go. I think he's hurting for it. I mean, he's hurting. It's good. But it's like you gotta go down there, you know? Yeah, but it's all the way at the end of it. So it's not even like going down there.

Yeah, going down there ain't going down here. I'll tell you that. I'm fucking, I'd rather go down there than go down where we were. You're still going downtown. You're making an effort. Yeah, but you're going to Casinolecoa. Oh, we could walk over to the crater. I mean the convention center.

We can walk over to the convention center. The crater. We can float. We can hover. However the fuck you want to get there. Aircraft. We can walk. I mean, it's like two blocks.

I've seen it. I don't need to see the hole anymore. We haven't been by the hole. I am not against the walking. I am curious of why you want to go see it. That's what I mean. It's a hole. Because you're there, you might as well see it.

Right. Yeah. Why the fuck? You've seen it from afar. Even if you have it. I've seen it up close. Who cares? What's there to see up close?

Oh, right. Maybe it's less of a hole now. Yeah, maybe they're filling it. I don't care. I don't know. I guess when you grew up in Jersey after 9-11. Yeah. Oh.

If you want to go see something that used to be there, the convention center just doesn't match up. The McDonald's, you mean? I want to ask this. We're not talking about the convention center compared to the McDonald's. Right. I want to know if that site, the World Trade Center, is it?

Super haunted? No, it's too busy. It's too busy. It's haunted with people like going there. It seems like they're just with alive people. Yeah. Yeah. It's too busy for ghosts.

They don't want all that stress. Oh. Yeah. Ghosts eat quiet. Yeah. Ghosts move. Because how else where they spook you? Ghost move upstate.

How's they gonna get you? Yeah, they go up state to become ghosts. They go like, yeah. And they stay there. The farms up there are crawling with, Ghosts and Floating, walking, crawling. They're doing it all.

Dead pets, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I just wonder, like, I don't know, it seems like restless spirits would be there, right? No? No, they're not. It's too busy. It's too busy, and also,

they got a cool monument. And so they're like, oh, kind of words us. Yeah, I mean, the monument is to the building, not so much those ghosts. Yeah. I'm just wondering if there were ghosts. But I guess, I mean, hey,

This all makes sense. Well, you could go to the convention center look at that hole and then wonder. Yeah. How many people were killed with the convention center? It would probably be as productive. Have you seen it on foot? You haven't.

Who cares? Your feet, Mike. Your feet? Are your feet seeing the hole? I regret everything. This guy's feet focused. I regret it. This guy's so fucking feet focused.

I regret it. I regret it. Remember at the end of the last, whatever we filmed showed his foot? Yeah, taste test. Yep, he couldn't stop. Really, really, really been putting my foot in my mouth, and that's awesome important.

Shut up, shut up, I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll never find you where I put you. He's putting it in the convention. He'll be buried under the new convention. I'm gonna do what they did to Jimmy Hoffa to you. Well, after, you know, someone stepped on that wasn't a cookie or a brownie on my ground.

A lot. That was already here. That was there. That was there. All the crumbs around it, that's new. Is that video out? No. Okay.

No fucking shot. We filmed it yesterday. I'll leave me out. Well, I meant by the time this is it. Oh. No. No. Yes.

We have 100% treat. We have a retro reeds and then we'll get to that. Yeah. Put it out first. Rush job. Like a foot job. He had to get himself shaking his head on camera. He had to get himself shaking his head on camera.

Why was he tapping you? Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Uh-huh. Got your attention. You don't have to tap me to get my attention.

You also weren't trying to get my attention. You were just talking to me. Oh, yeah. Just getting your attention. Tell you something. And so it's never worked in the past before without the... What have we ended the ride along before we got back? To what end, Jordan?

You just start something else. Yeah. I'm trying to have... Don't give him more time. I'm trying to help me. Help me what? Nick can't help Nick. I don't know why you're trying.

No one can help him. He is in control of himself. He's putting himself in the corner this week. Oh, dude. But he'll still lash out. I'll come out swinging. People in last week's episode were just going like, Nick is carrying this one.

Nick was fired up the whole episode. Back in the corner. No one backed you into a corner. Stop yelling. I'm in the corner again. Stop crucifying him. Okay, listen. Listen.

I could have picked it better. I could have said something a little different than Crucify. Maybe Hammered. Would have worked a little bit? Oh, the Franks we say all the time? The thing we say normally? Yeah, but now it's Christmas. It was close to Easter.

Yeah, I mean, your hammered just came into the cross. A little close to Easter, a little biblical. Yeah, I don't know. You were already thinking about it. Yeah. I was thinking about it. Crucified. He's always thinking about the Lord.

The amount of Photoshop's from the Discord after the crucified comment. Yeah. It's like, it's been astronomical, and it keeps going. See, but more and more. You should post them and then say people drew you as a doctor. Boy, I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor healing people with my magic hands.

My magic, magic. My magic. Red cross hands. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, now I'm with Jordan. What if we just end the ride along before we get back? What are we going to do for the other 25 minutes?

This is long enough, right? How long have we been filming it? 22 minutes. Jesus Christ. That's it. We could. We can double it. We could.

You think we can get back in before 30? Before 30 minutes? Do you get there in a dessert? Yeah, why not? We'd pass Taco Polanke. Yeah, where would we be getting dessert? You only turn around? What did?

We got out from Lubbys. Right, but also did. Gross. So what was you're suggesting now? Oh, ice cream? Right, where? From where is what I'm asking? McDonald's.

He's just throw an idea. You just want to stop. You just let's just let's just let's just, let's just, make this fucker longer go to mcdorfice and get ice cream he's just get a soft-serve cone yeah what why are you shaking like you're coming around to the side of me and jordan here right now no not at all do you want to end it yet not at all i that's a separate conversation that you tapping him and then everyone kept handing me fucking pieces of the brownie oh sorry for being nice not everyone

That would be a rude bitch to you. That rude bitch, you little asshole. He was helping you by dropping crumbs on my head. This video is gonna have to come out. We're building it up. You gotta tease them, you know? Oh, fuck. There's a video.

Where's the bit in the timeline? Watch and find out. Oh, man. Dude, the timeline is about to get wacky. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Because we're going to be, we're going to be pre-recorded like crazy. Really?

Yeah. It's true. Why is this the first I'm hearing about this? It's not. Why is this the first I'm listening about that? There you go, yeah. That I don't know. Because you're in the car with us.

Yeah. Because you're a captain audience. Guys, I'm kidding. I'm still not listening. Hey, Michael. Next thing when we do two episodes, Michael's going to be like, what the hell? Why are we doing this? Are we doing two?

Don't tell. Don't tell me. Oh, man. You're not gonna like that way. Did he fucking sign the document? You did, you did. I'm done. My work here is done.

Oh no, that sign is closed. Okay. Just so you know, just so you know, you pointed at something, you went out of the way to look away from you. I don't know what you were gonna say, but what's this? All these signs are knocked over. I thought it was interesting though. What was closed?

I think it rained really. No! It rained really hard last night and just knocked everything over. Oh, these signs? Yeah, those signs. And that Sonic back that's closed. The Sonic got closed by all the science water. Not no sandbags, bitch.

Yep. Tell them. Get heavier sand, bro. Yeah, bro. Brought. That was, we had to go so far. For Fuddruck. Fuddrake.

Yeah. Taka Blanca was worth it. Yeah. Not just Taka Balankake, which we've discovered is good food. But for going the reason we went, definitely worth it. And free good food. Uh, not so much Fuddruckers. Yeah, Fudrickers less so.

And it costs us a fortune. Oh my god. That was cheap. Jesus Christ. There's like 100 bucks? Yes. Four cheeseburgers, please. Fucking crazy.

100 years ago, it would have been 10 bucks. But it would have still felt like 100 bucks. Yeah, it's funny. Do you want, you, you mother phone, you look like you want someone to hand you something. Stop putting your hand like that. There's not people hand you shit. I don't want that. No.

This guy has been here for, I guess, over. a year now. Yeah, you got to keep him in the car. It was like two years. Right, a little right-long part. Hey, swap their faces out. He falls apart. You bang him around, Ducky Waddles. Is he pissing? That's what I believe so. Recorded that video of Michael playing the claw machine and then making fun of the Beatles.

But then it sounded like making fun of Gavin. Yeah, well, they're the Beatles. Yeah, they're the Beatles. Yeah, they're the Beatles. Yeah, they're the Beatles or whatever. Yeah. Oh, whatever. George.

England, it's all the same. They all got the same accent. I don't like your goat on them. George, please! This drive is so long. Yeah, we're almost there. What's that? What happened?

I don't care. I showed the penguin's feet. And he made that noise. I thought you were talking about the middle. No, I was showing the feet. Not helping yourself ever. You do make sense pointing that out. Yes, yes.

But I was just thinking feet. feet and like that and I couldn't believe it. In my own head, I was going, he's doing that for the feet. You're right, I did put a tie where his dick was your. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pointed up, like a dick. Yeah, it is pointed up, like a penguin dick. I forgot he had a little braid.

A little braid in the bag. We didn't bring, did anyone bring a drink? Yeah, I did. Okay. Why? I just wonder if we brought anything back from that place. It's water. I don't want any memory. Should I just flip around?

Ooh. Should I? Do it flip? I don't think it's faster at all. I don't think so. No, because there's no cut back in. I think we're so close to just be trying to come up with ideas. Even the move of like, usually like hop into the light and doing that is like when it gets that backed up, it's also not worth it.

But this garbage truck is going to ruin. It's ruined the flow for sure. No, it's not. And it's the shortest green arrow. Just keep going. Just keep going. Go, cow. We're connecting.

We're connected. Push it. Push it. Keep going. Keep going. Damn. Human carpeed. Human car

Peed. Human car repeat. Yeah. What don't you get? Who's driving the cars? It's not car centipede. Is this a car centipede?

Sorry. This is a human car epine. If you just said car centipede, it wouldn't make any sense. Yeah. When you put human in front. Yeah, you have to say human. Right.

Then you know you're talking about the movie. I didn't know Eric was a fucking English teacher. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Nice. A narc English teacher. Yeah, dude, ratting us out. To who?

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. The highest bidder. Motherfucker. Who's the highest? We don't know. We don't know. It's anonymous.

We don't know. You're keeping quiet about it. Jesus, could be you. Who's keeping quiet about it? Yeah, who the highest bitter is. I'm asking the question. Yeah, that's what the highest bitter would get. Yeah.

How did you get on their side? It all adds up. Dude, that landed perfectly in the last. Really did. There was that one Sonic the Hedgehog game where he's a wear hog, they call him a wear hog, but wear is human, so it's a human hog? Sir, are we calling Nick a narc or no?

No, we would never. No, he's definitely a criminal. Not a narc. He's a CI. Oh, come on. I don't think so. I'm not informing shit. Hey, I agree with that.

Oh, snitch. Yeah, he's fucking marking, dude. Yeah. He's giving you shit for not being a narque. narx. Yeah, you're darking to who. I don't know.

Okay. We don't know. We don't know the narks. We don't know who you report. We just know that you're doing it. Yeah, we do. You just know. We know it.

Yep. You just got a feeling. You tell by that fucking stupid smirk on your face. Driving by the hole. Yeah. Whoa. That's why I doesn't want to visit the hole. That's where he reports.

Can't take him to the office. Maybe at the hole. Yo, Jordan, I wedged this penguin behind you in case of an accident. Oh, great. Oh, that's good. The goodness is it going to help or hurt? I think your neck will help the penguin. If it flies into it.

Got it. It won't hurt as bad as two five-gallon jugs. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Jesus Christ. And it's also, too, it wasn't just like, it wasn't just the weight. It was because it was water. Oh, yeah.

It's like, it, like, pushed into me. It's like the moving water was worse. The water like the weight sloshed forward. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It had more force. Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit, we're almost there.

How long would we be going now, Nick? Three, one minute. Jesus Christ. We never had a chance. That's far, man. So far. For Five Rockers? Yeah.

Yeah. It's affecting the score, I can tell you that already. Wow. It's making it go up. Oh. Because he gets to spend time with his friends. his friends. But it might be like you on that sauce and Jordan could turn the corner. That's true. Man, that sauce was weird. No, I saw a Cybertruck and I'm over it.

Yeah. I hate it. You want it. Yeah. Dude, the thing about cyber trucks, other than that they're so cool. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, the people that get them must think they're cool. Right. That just makes me like judge them. Right. Which is crazy. Right. Which is crazy enough. But then so many of them, they just leave them so fucking dirty. Yeah. They're filthy. Yeah. Almost all the cyber trucks, I mean, figure it out. I'm just saying like, even in your brain where you think this is so cool, it's not when it's just fucking filthy. Like, clean your car.

That's crazy. Like, to buy a thing like that and then let it just get filthy. I think it's crazy. Well, they're taking it off-roading because it's so good at that. Oh, yeah. There's a difference between off-road mud. And hauling's dirt. Yes.

Trust me. I'm not talking about off-roading. I think it's nuts how many I see wrapped. There's a lot wrapped. There's so many. Maybe it's because they're so dirty and they look, fuck it. Bender, quote unquote, right. I like everything about it except for the outside of it.

Except for everything about it. Yeah. I would say most of them I see are wrapped. I agree. I feel like most are like decaled out and shit. And it's weird. Wrapped or rusted? Wrap rust.

It's just bizarre. I don't know. You just don't see a lot of cars wrapped, I guess. So it's strange. That's the most considered person I've ever seen here. It is, but almost too much. Because he's turning in also. Ah.

It's because he's actually going to swerve into Aaron. I'll kill you now. Oh, he's not turning in. No, he was being way too nice. He was just being very nice. First time for everything. All right, we're here. Bye. Wait, no, hold on.

We have to end in the garage. The place we always end. Come on, Gracie. That's not how it works. Yeah, I mean, it could work. It could work now. Yeah, I mean, it could. It could.

We also have nothing to show off. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. We're going to end in the garage, the place where we end. Somebody wake Jeff up. All right. Well, did you like that? I'm sure they did.

The food or the drive? All of it. Well, no. Watch the Michael Jordan podcast. Tomorrow. Yep. Jordan wants to go in. He's that MP.

He's that MPC in Pueblo. He's that MPC in Pueblo. Bye. Nah.