100% Eat - Returning to the Unreturnable %% Jack in the Box

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

Our Heroes launch their first episode of 100% Eat by eating at the much maligned, at one point blacklisted restaurant: Jack in the Box. Will Michael and Jordan embark on a Tiny Taco quest or will they once again shun the clown headed king of late night munchies. This episode has it all: a ran over rat in the drivethru, a drink that looks like you shouldn't drink it, and much more. 100% Eat is now LIVE! If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&ver=standard Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alright roll that intro music. Um, where is it? Here's the intro, ready? Yep. Oh should there have been music there? There is! Oh, we're doing that? Yeah, it's playing underneath.

The music we don't have yet? No, we- Answer the question that wasn't asked. We do have it, but we haven't picked it yet. How it works is wrong. That wasn't asked because it was a statement. But we haven't picked it yet. That's right! Here's the thing on 100% eat, which is what you're listening to. I refuse to allow this podcast to do time traveling bullshit like that. Why?

If we don't have it yet, it can't be played. No, no. It's there. No, Episode 1 intro-less. We'll get it in the Michael Jordan podcast. It's fine. I haven't even intro'd this one yet and you're talking about another one. There's too many moving parts. People are gonna be confused, idiot. Welcome to the very first episode of 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast-food restaurant to let you know if you need it, you probably do. I'm your brand new host, Michael Jones,

alongside my brand new co-host, Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? Wow, new endeavors are afoot. Look at this. Leaving old things behind, old very, very, very similar intros behind. Everything has got a new sheen to it. 100% new.

Wow, it's so, it's not, it's 3% different. intros behind everything has got a new sheen to it 100% new it's 3% different before we get changed 2 words before we get 2 too far it's good try our new fast food restaurant

before we get too far I would be remiss not to thank Rooster Teeth for allowing us to use their production facility. You can check out Rooster Teeth now. Oh, we're doing a plug. Yeah. I love those guys. Hey, did you know they were my childhood?

Oh, right in the field. Dude, I remember I used to come home from middle school and watch Rage Quit. Oh Right in the field You know, I remember I used to come home from middle school and watch rage quit. Mm-hmm. You ever see it? Yeah, I had friends who were into it personally not my taste my I hate it Yeah, I would come home from middle school. My mom would make me pizza rolls and I watched them play Minecraft and Boy, that was the end. It was just so next level.

That really was the golden age. It was so next level what they were doing when they put lava on a square house and I was like these guys are thinkers. Look at him now out of business. Well he's in the house and there's lava. Take my money. Anyway thanks Roosterteeth? Yeah, yeah

So this is a new show yeah, yeah, if you're confused if you if you're unaware mm-hmm that company shut down what? I'm talking about. He's also if you're unaware we worked there. We did work there If you're like what the hell is this and why is it on my feed? There's this old show you may remember called Face Jam. We snatched it. Yeah. And now this new, very, very different show, 100% Eat, unaffiliated with Face Jam, is now on the RSS feed.

We came through as venture capitalists, like angel investors. We scooped it up. And we scooped it up. We saw an opportunity. And now we're going to completely change it. I mean, it still had a lot of value and I think there's some brand equity in there. So we, well, well, that's what we told them. We the new guys came in. But we saw the diamond in the rough. Yeah. And we came in and we're like, we weren't a part of this whole thing, but we're going to take ownership of it and change everything. Smart. Mostly. 100% of everything.

So if, if you listen to face jam and now you're listening to 100% eat, the biggest change is that it's not just limited time food. 100% of the menu is available to us. Now we can get anything from the restaurant and on the way to burger every single time. On the way to the restaurant. Except for today. And then on the way to the restaurant, we talked about it and Michael said, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said, I said, no, we'll eat the same thing. But we didn't. And then it insisted I was gonna order five of everything, even though Gracie's not here. Yes. And you will all be forced to eat it. And then Gracie's food will sit there by itself

with the biggest soda we could have. The biggest doctor ever. Yep, yep. We set a place for her at the table, you know. Every time. And Gracie isn't here for this one. Gracie was smart and she heard the company was closing, so she got a real job.

And she'll be joining us when she has time, when she can. And I'm really excited to have Gracie on because we need someone to tame this monkey. Gracie is still part of the family. Oh, 100%. Right, but just like, over there. Yes. A little bit over there.

She lives in, what's it called when you have like the- The pool house. Oh yeah, she's in the pool house. Yeah, yeah. It was a little house. She's in the pool house with her pluffle. Just laying on her belly, kicking her feet. Well that's the thing, we can't get her out of the pluffle to come eat some jack in the box.

So it's like fucked up. I'm, you know, I hammered this intro because it's so lazy for a new show. This was thought over and rewritten many times. And then I looked at the rest of this page and went, are you serious? Well wait until we get to some of the new stuff, baby. Man, low effort. No, I was surprised. There is a lot of new stuff.

I was surprised. Uh huh. He still calls it. There's not a lot of new stuff. But there's a new stuff. He still calls it the format even though my great idea was to call it the menu. Right, right.

He does call it the format. You did say that. Not an agreeance, it was a great idea. I was not happy about the format. I wasn't happy about the menu. We can all agree on these things. But that's the thing about 100% Eat. It's a work in progress. Maybe a different theme song. We haven't even reached our final form yet. We haven't reached our first form yet.

Back in the face jam days. Oh god, remember those? We used to, we used to like, pine for like, oh man, if only we like, we had a new iteration of the show and we were out from the thumb of the big corporation. Yeah, who we loved. We were gonna rename the show and then, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. We were gonna be, we were gonna be Mitchell and Gordon.

Oh my god. You remember that? I do, cause I- You were gonna be the be the lunch bun I do cuz I wrote it down in a notepad Like I still have it. I've never deleted it So I look it up and see what I said that I was surprised that you said Michael Jones I was like what what happened to Mitchell? What's Mitchell and Gordon up to yeah, and I was gonna be a muppet I was pretty sure oh, yeah, we can still get you there. Yeah, okay Well, maybe like you know how V tubing is the thing yeah, I want to be a muppet, I was pretty sure. Oh yeah. We can still get you there. Yeah. Well maybe, like, you know how Vtubing's the thing? Yeah.

I wanna be a puppet streamer, so I wanna be a P-Tuber. That sounds like something different though. What are you talking about? What do you mean? Check out my P-Tube at urine.net. Check out my twitchy P-Tube. Your avatar is a fucking urinal, and you got like a mouth moving. It like Cocker's bad for a day shit. I don't like this at all As he talks like little piss flex fly out what a good podcast we have here. Oh, yeah

Just something fresh totally original. Yep brand new look at us trying new things a little bit scary Speaking of new things, What are we reviewing today? Today we're reviewing Jack in the box. That's wait say that again Jack in the box That's so weird. I haven't heard those words. I know and you said them without it being censored squeak through. Yep It's because there's new lore is you start a new thing and all the little rats We talk about they squeeze their way in wait He couldn't wait to go back and- Flattened his back and stuck himself to the crack of the door.

And then got ran over and is hanging out in the drive-through of the door. Oh, I took that picture. And now he's stuck flat. Yeah. Oh dude, there was a- Why is it swarming him? When we were at Jack in the Box waiting for the food,

Jordan looked out the window. I was like, I kept telling him like, this Jack in the Box is like giving me anxiety. I don't wanna be here. And then Jordan went, oh, it's fine, check it out. We could be like this rat in the drive-thru. And I looked and it is a ran over rat covered in flies. So, so flat, so flat.

I took a picture. It's, it was a lot. It was, the whole Jack in the Box experience was a lot. Everything was a lot everything was a lot it You know we're taking a day by day here at 100% eat and figuring it out. We're a growing startup. Yeah, yeah We said we own this thing yeah, yeah, I know that I'm telling them oh you're answering me like I thought you were Like it just dawned on my You were answering me like... I thought you were telling me.

Like Michael, like it just dawned on Michael. What? Wait, hang on, wait a second. Wait, no guardrails? If you saw, there's gotta be like one or two people that are listening to this that have never listened to Face Jam. Yeah. Oh, definitely.

Definitely. Yeah. Tell your friends. Tell your friends. We haven't even mentioned the Sossamon. But, here's the cool part, which I'll still slam you with. If you are a new listener, and this is episode one of something you have no idea what we're talking about, we do in fact own this, but also all the rights to that old crap.

So if you want to catch up and listen to all that shit we were making for years, that actually helps us. That supports us directly. Listening to this podcast supports us directly Yeah downloading the episode over streaming it supports us directly That helps a lot. Yeah, it really does and we have a YouTube channel same YouTube channel where we have all of our stuff And I think we're gonna throw some archive stuff that Maybe had okay. Well, he's definitely fired up sauce monkey style. I almost want to take it away now Let's give it at least three or four minutes. What happened earlier? Where we were talking about maybe letting Nick off the leash a little bit. Let him, let him be himself and not be tied to the sauce monkey. We were talking about that. You weren't.

So it was brought up and Nick just got a little too excited. We were taking a picture and outside the jack-in-the-box and I was like oh maybe we'd do a thing where like sometimes like monkey you know got you to start we we fought to get ownership of the monkey. Yes. Yeah. I was like well I'm not even sure if the paperwork's gone through on the moon. No, it's gone through It's gone through but he did throw scat on it. Yeah, so Sifting through it, but I was like, why did he go? The paper I was like We could do a thing. We're like sometimes we show Nick's face But like we still have the monkey like maybe they can be two different people and then you're like, oh no He's like, oh, maybe and George goes no

Just two bags two bags of Jack in the box in his hands. No It just sounds too confusing and yeah and the whole thing we're trying to avoid is Nick getting a big head I mean, well, yeah But so again whether new or old listener if you decide to go back and like download face Jam shit or watch face jam shit that still helps us now it actually helps us now more than ever Never helped us. It helped us keep our jobs. Yeah, we lost them anyway Now we're a company and we owned the work that we did. Please go download the old episodes. You can listen to it there. You go to patreon.com

I heard we get a $10 a download. Is that how that works? No. No, that's a good CPM. That's a good CPM. $10 a download. Fucking from who? That would be insane.

Holy shit. The world's first trillion trillionaire and there's four of them. Yeah, it's a that's how you support us directly when people when you're wondering that's why we're hitting it early So that way you know you just listen to the show you sign up for patreon You can support us directly there, but listen to the show just helps. That's it Yeah, that doesn't have to cost you anything. It doesn't have to know. But that's how that's why we have ads because it doesn't cost you anything. Right. That's how it all the whole purpose of the ads aren't there to like trick you. No, we need to be really clear. I feel like people don't understand why podcasts have ads. Why do podcasts have ads? Podcasts have ads. So that way if you don't want to do a

Patreon or you don't want whatever the people making it can afford to spend $60 on Jack in the box. It was 52 I saw lying to him. I see he's are you lying to me? Yeah, we need to cut the bullshit here now as Co-owners, it's true of this company. We can't let lies like that fly We're a world of four-man company. God damn it sure we will hold each other accountable Will be weighted. More accountability. Some of it will be skewed. Deserve it or not.

Okay, he was doing finger gun and then now he's pulled out real plastic fake gun. Yeah, yeah. That's the sound it makes. The purpose of ads is so we're co-owners. Yeah, so we can make money doing this so we can continue to do it and you don't, it doesn't cost you anything. I just like the idea of like, you for the old podcast and everything it's like good stuff make good us. Yeah that is always how it works. Somewhere in a flow chart

you know what I mean like we make shirts sell you buy good we know get you money mm-hmm but it goes somewhere end up. We good yeah, right now and now we get money Yeah, yeah, it really is good. We get yeah, there's no more direct It really is it's like you got a fail we fuck And that's really the other side of that Definitely so what do you guys think about jack in the box in general any thoughts on? Jack pinions I like when he wears sunglasses. Oh, yeah, that's pretty cool. He looks pretty fucking cool. He's cooler than the king

Yeah, oh Yeah, you know as far as mascots, I think Jack's up there he might be up there yeah, does he have a last name Okay, well, no, I don't think so game dude. Yeah It's a series of games. Um, no, I don't think, I think he's just Jack. Interesting, cuz he's got like a family. Yeah. He's got a, he's got a human wife. Yeah, there's like more. And then, and then Jack had kids. And I've heard, and this is just conjecture, but I've heard he really gives it to her. You fucking better believe it.

I'm just saying. Guys, she goes nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah believe I'm just saying guys here. She goes nuts. Yeah. Yeah Jack from Jack in the Box lay in pipe Well, I mean he must he's got kids that's what I call Wolverine is the best at what he does And it ain't making food tell you that Jack opinion Wow this show feels so different And it ain't making food Wow this show feels so different The biggest differences we're getting paid

My jackpinion is that I think it's for me. It's a bottom-tier fast food restaurant It's a late-night garbo fast-food place like you're out you're drinking you're like drunk or you're like or you're like half drunk I like I need to put food in my yeah soon. I would sooner go to Taco Bell Before Jack in the wow on that regard so you're saying that's where it lives to write that your choice I definitely agree who the fuck is going to Jack in Box in the daylight? Based on how many people were there when we went nobody well All in their day glow none of them taking it off Yeah, some of them there was a very fashionable one with some a hat and this whole face covered Yeah, and it was like and also also tightest skinny jeans. I've ever seen and also the nicest cowboy boots

They were a tight-knit crew. Yes, we're not every one of them was ordering individually But had to all stand next to each other. Yeah, like seven people standing in line with one guy ordering It's like go sit down. Yeah, those are the boys there are people crowding around the soda machine Yeah, by the way, I'm a partial employee Took a picture of Michael we rate like they didn't have any lids for our medium drinks gigantic medium. That's a means Right, it's the ones they have were large and I was like, yeah, this is a huge cup Yeah, I'm sure this will fit. No put it on and was still too big Michael went up to the woman I went I went they don't they don't

Have lids or they're out. We don't offer them. Yeah, I went over the lid thing and there was like one Small or something. Yeah, nothing in the middle and then like 800 larges So to rectify this he went up to the woman who worked there and he asked for lids and then after some back-and-forth She heard it first. I walked up and I said Can I get four lids for medium cups? And she's like, okay, and then walked away. And there we go. She comes back and goes, you want a lemonade?

Yeah. And I go, no, no, I need medium lids. There's none over there. I was like, okay, goes away and then comes back and hands me like 20. I mean, 20 or 30? I took a picture of you and it looks like you work at Jack. I turned around and I said I guess I work here Well, I'll replace your lids I guess That's just the guy. Sorry. Yeah, I can the boxes, you know, I wouldn't want to bother you to walk around the counter and stock your own

Shit she gave me 20 implying like put them there but also The fact that she gave me 20 implying like put them there, but also Only 20 yeah like for the restaurant that's gonna run out in 10 minutes. It's gonna run out after the construction She's laying down the track as the train goes oh And then I think I handed you one I handed you one and then I was like waiting to get the drink and that's why I knew there was like Cuz I'm waiting to get a drink and there like four guys standing around. Yeah, the thing and I'm waiting and I realized like oh none of them are getting drinks Yeah, just fucking around. You know, it's chilling. Yeah, and so so that's why I didn't like hand them all out But then Nick walks over and he goes he goes

Hey, can I get can I have a lid and I look down and there's three lids and I hand him one and I go Yeah, I got one for everyone and he goes. oh, I thought that just like you lucked out Like like that like I like like I put like I put all the lids there And then just grabbed a bunch and it happened to be four not not that I counted for how sorry He was like whoa, there's we need three more and you have three more. That's the crazy Bro honestly yours broke. You're so fucking lucky We need three more and you have three more? That's the craziest coincidence I've ever seen. Bro, honestly, bro, you're so fucking lucky. Yeah.

Dude, what if you have one extra, it's like you walk back and you waste it and if you don't have enough. Whole day's ruined. You have to go take one off the stack that you just put there. Oh man, that, it was, here's the thing. I'll admit when I'm wrong, which rarely happens. Um, what you admitting?

I was going to have us put in an online order and then cruise over grab the food and come back and Jordan went No, like like the monkey thing just no and he went I've been empowered as a co-owner to Yeah, and and really steer the ship a little bit Absolutely, you are absolutely right to do that because we got there. There was a dead rat all these construction workers pineapple sprite Pineapple sprite don't don't forget about the floor. Oh my god I don't know what that was and I'm talking about you It was right after you took the picture of the rat you turn around and then you were you were saying something and then

You just stopped you said what the fuck like he was standing on an ice skating ring with shoes. Where he goes, he goes, he goes, look at this, look at this. And I look at him, he goes, is this happening to you? And his feet are slowly sliding apart. And I went, I don't know what, am I moving my feet? No, I'm just standing here. He was like, why is this happening? And I point across the restaurant

and there's a wet floor sign. I go, what floor, bro? You and we'll, and you'll be able to see this picture because I took a picture of that with the chandeliers inside the Jack in the Box. We must have commented on those chandeliers the last time we went to this restaurant because it's the only Jack in the box around Oh man, because remember the shopping cart in the in the hole. Yeah They put some real different lights over it and I that great is about to fail I did not see it until we were driving to it and I had to go and swerve to not put my car in it

you would have looked like that car just like one wheel hanging out the other thing talking about your piece of shit car that immediately reminded me Gracie you know getting an actual job but you know she's still around when we can get her to play hooky. And we will, you know, fully plan on incorporating her in it. But not, you know, knowing like, oh, she's not gonna be in every episode. It's like, oh yeah, I know that sucks. Today we get in, we walked outside and went,

oh fuck, we lost the Gracie mobile! This is terrible! This is terrible! She had the best car! She had the best car! She had the best car! It was so nice and big and clean Mine's it too!

It was so comfortable! It's a 2008 Hyundai Accent No! Now it's your shit box or the Leaf! I assume he, as a bike or something, I don't even know how he gets to a place He's been ringing the bell and he's got screamers I got a very nice Ford Edge But it's riddled with child seats Yes! Yeah, you have kids! Exactly! We'll figure it out! I got a very nice floor edge, but it's riddled with child seats, so we can't use that.

Exactly. Yeah. We'll figure it out. What? What? Kid seat. What? Kid seat.

Oh, that's why we can't use your car either. Should we, uh... What about before you had the kid? I mean, sure. But we didn't. It's too late. It's too late? That kid ain't going anywhere.

I'm just saying his son was a child of Face Jam. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. That kid ain't going anywhere. I'm just saying his son was a child of face jam. I'm saying before that what was his excuse for never using his car. And I remember his son as a child of face jam when he was on paternity leave. But would come in to get free food. He would leave his little baby at home and be like, daddy's gotta eat. Nick, we'd be like, oh my god, Nick, don't worry about the work. nick don't worry about the work you have to come in can I yeah exactly how it went nick meet your son

Me 80 so 100% yep Whoa Yeah, I'm trying to hammer it into the people listen So when they hear someone say hundred percent eat is going to be the next in the public. I was going to say we need like a new FaceGM challenge. The 100% eat listen. Tell them by the way if they've somehow clicked wildly and are listening to it but they haven't heard the cool slogan. Oh yeah, the slogan on the show logo.

Bad food, good times. Oh yeah, the slogan on the show logo. Bad food, good times. Yeah, yep. So it's, I would say 100% eat, bad food, good times. And that's, I think that really describes what this is. Jordan came up with all of that. Both the 100% eat suggestion and the logo, but I get royalty credit. Well as a color.

For having come up with 100% eat. Right, right, yeah, yeah. So I'm with 100% right yeah I'm very pleased with it so suddenly capital capitalism rules yeah I'm a stakeholder and benefiting from other people's labor I'm thinking I got a letter in the mail the other day I was like this is a $400,000 check for saying 100% eat five years ago? Yep, so that it's good as a co-owner now. I feel like I have to keep my foot on the throat of those lesser than me So I'm really gonna be like that's like my thing. Eric's gonna be busting unions left and right. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, okay, if you guys try to unionize. Oh Walking you out. I'm not really sure

I'm not I think we kind of already did no shit. I think you're in it What I do like now is while splitting it, you know Co-owneringly evenly on the back end great on the front end we've actually lost quite a bit of power here Jordan it's true you and I they actually have a say now yeah but this guy is most likely gonna be screwed this guy's got more say than ever yeah which is why he's to stay the monkey this we've got to keep his power in check yeah but but it's still 25% mm-hmm. It's true. He can sling it around any way he wants Can you agree with someone 12% but 13% to the other? Wow when we start voting? 4% but we have to come together for a hundred percent eat. That's it hundred percent eat

Maybe like 10 20% profit. Yeah Maybe like 10 20 percent profit. Yeah You know he's gonna be he's gonna be wanting like a rating or something you know like let's I did say you know Okay, let's learn about Jack in the Box. No, I'm gonna join this no I was trying to come up with something and I couldn't no But not with with it's not with, like, seniority, it's just with authority. Yeah. There you go, yeah. Right, like, we don't outrank him. You can outrank him.

We can just diminish him physically. You can put your foot down harder. And it's, uh, like Eric in the unions. And it's working. And it's working. It's stopping away over there. Oh, is this how it feels? I don't like this. I like it when it was the other way. Now wait a second! This actually works out really well for Nick because he has so much more stake in this and still doesn't actually have to do anything in this podcast. Like, talking-wise.

He could walk over here and go, you, I, did you have a microphone now? And he's going, No. His value has increased, yet his workload has not interesting interesting Audio wise mouth wise mouth wise audio wise you're fucked. Yeah What's it like being the whole department? Yeah It's probably a pretty similar feeling But again, maybe better return.

Potentially. It could be 25% of a lot. Uh-huh. Alright, fact us, big man. Yeah, we really took our time on episode one. Feeling good. Feeling good, you know. This is, now you said it's a hard 30 minutes, right? Alright fact us big man. Yeah, we really we really took our time episode one feeling good feeling good You know this is now you said it was a hard 30 minutes, right? So we've got Three seconds left. We are a weekly podcast now fuck mm-hmm. I

Forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, I got it should be no more than 17 minutes Why would you do this to us? You're ruining the show. You've ruined everything. Alright. We're not using that. We are. Start blurring. More work for Nick.

He should have alerted me. New podcast. Who would know? The rest of us? Everything's new. We've never I didn't know I should have I'll get I'll get on the ball. We'll find another space soon. How about that? What can't be your house ball? Are you getting on? Like not a joke yeah like time you got in that car crash no no the studio space yeah yeah his house okay

jack-in-the-box facts are very different from our last yes we're moving on from wet in our whistle yeah that's a cool name, I wonder when we came up with that, to Jack In The Box Facts. We are not breaking the ban on Jack In The Box because it is not banned on this show. We have never banned it. We win. Who's we? Us!

What do you mean we win? We win! Yeah, we banned it sure yeah, right? We what we won in the fact that face jam has still banned a jack-in-the-box lost Because now we're eating jack-in-the-box. That's true. We banned it. What do you mean we win? Yeah? I think Eric won this one. Yeah, we got it. We got a little time out the shareholders meeting Yeah, we got to correct this power imbalance Again first episode of a brand-new shit. You don't know what the fuck we're talking about. Oh, yeah

It's all the more reasons they're gonna be I gotta get in on the war I gotta get on the law or I'm not listening to this They see how many episodes All right fact number two All right fact number two Jack in the box Hawaii announced they are celebrating teachers with a free cup of coffee hot or iced from May 6 through 8th During teachers appreciation week week Wow teachers get a whole week condensed to three days That's honestly too much start talking their pay teachers have had it too good for too long

Teach this then the monkey does a middle finger and rides a dirty bike He rides a dirty bike It was a question of did that mean dirt bike or or what do you mean? Is it a dirty boat both require a question mark that you did not put mm-hmm, but I will say both work Both on brain for the monkey. Mm-hmm. He would do that to teachers. Oh, yeah Yeah, teachers man You know, hey, it's enough is enough three. It's three. It's a week condensed into three days Teachers are used to doing more with less. Yeah, exactly so make it one or make them pay for my coffee. Yeah

Thank you teachers. This is never enough. It's never enough During Cinco de Mayo of this year yesterday 2024 Jack in the Box gave out free tiny tacos and meat lover burritos for every order over five dollars finally something for the regular guy fuck you teachers not everything is for you fucking teachers dude then the monkey rides back and pops a wheelie and throw some firecrackers at teachers, and they have to run and hide I'm really glad how not counting him organically we started hammering teachers, and I did not We might be veering a little too much into the

I don't know if that's good for our brand they have to consider Do always giving your homework send you the detention My kid comes home and I go I guess I'm the teacher And that's why I've unschooled my children You mean homeschooled? Unschooled. I let them play on the iPad for like 45 minutes and I go that's math. I don't know. I've only ever taught my child one lesson. Fuck teachers. First listener. These guys are assholes. I can't believe what they're saying about teachers. Just leave a comment. I just don't know why you guys are going after teachers so hard.

It was really surprising to hear that listen to the lore where we like we help the school kids go to Get it what why the heel turn on? By the way now that we own this one of those kids pay us back Just a Can that be transferred I should pay like a loan or something We got a bunch of we get a bunch of 14 year olds to sign up for the patreon or what? Man, I'm not too much not to mention the students who whose whole town burned. Oh, yeah

Why would you laugh at that? Not like that joke All right George did not like that joke. Pfft. Alright, we're going to have a great teachers. We helped, we helped, we helped. It's all good, it's all good, it's all good. No, I don't know what these animals are called yet. Eaters. Oh, they're just eaters? Maybe.

Oh, experienced eaters. Now that's too many words. Maybe something else. I mean, eaters is so dumb, but so is jammers. Right? I just like if you, if you were to say like, oh, I'm a jammer. Someone would, someone would, would maybe if they cared and didn't say, why are you talking to me? They'd say, what does that mean? Right? And you explain it, you go, I'm an eater. And they go, no shit, I eat too. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's how, that's how the challenge works. You see someone eating, you're like, yo, what's up, man?

You walk into a place. Yo, where my eaters? Ah! Uh, uh, what? All right. In March of this year, Jack in the Box launched an ad campaign where they bring unsuspecting, quote,

Jack in the Box haters I saw this. to an undisclosed location and turn them into believers That's a cult the multi-million dollar marketing team that came up with the concept of wheat trick people Said that this is quote playing in the into the Virality of street style blind taste tests that circulate on social media of street style blind taste tests that circulate on social media. The concept was pushed further by adding even more risk and spoofing in Jack's unruly personality. I think we might hate Jack in the Box now.

Uh-oh. 100% eat is no longer on board with Jack. No! That didn't take long. They made it to the fourth fat. Thank God, dude. You want it to happen organically, but you made it to the fourth fat. Thank God, dude. I wanted to have one organically, but you want it to happen. Yeah, we're trying to make it happen, but we don't want to make it damn it. I'll do anything I need to make it happen. I saw those commercials and I was like, if they did this to me, I would know. Yeah, I would totally. I feel like this fucking

sucks. And guess what? They wouldn't use me in the commercial. No. Do you know how many times they pro how many people they cut out of those commercials because they went is this fucking Jack in The box what the fuck though the weirdest part you really gotta hope you get a Michael not a Jordan. Yeah What could it work at could this be from? It's these people who are like, yo, Jack in the Box sucked or whatever on social media or something, I don't know. They invite them to like this.

They track them down. They took them in the night. To a loft, a big empty loft, and then like they eat a hamburger and talk about how they like it on camera. And then Jack from Jack in the Box shows up and he's like, Eric, is he wearing sunglasses?

Boasting around like, You can watch this on YouTube. He's rapping or something is what he's doing. He's being Jack in the Box shows up and he's like Eric is he wearing some glasses? You can watch this on YouTube. He's rapping or something is what he's doing. He's being Jack in the Box. Is he dissing? This is his unruly personality. Wow. Yeah.

Is he dissing Drake? Yeah. Woah dude. Dude, everybody's doing that now. I don't even know how relevant that is going to be when this comes out. No, I bet it's still going on. Oh man. I bet there's about eight more tracks

from Kendrick Lamar And Drake's is come on man, yeah That's the name of the album or the track man, please PLS All right in the final fact the final fact of the first Fact sheet is what work. They're called fact. they're called, it's a fact sheet on the show. That's cool, that's, I remember that. They're different from the old show. The first, last fact of the first episode of 100% Eat.

And this is, by the way, I think gonna cause some discourse here. People are gonna call it 100% Eat eat or 100 percent. Mm-hmm. Whoa. Whoa Think about it start fighting idiots Make sure you comment what side you're on. Oh wow so that we get engagement I think I think it's like should they be like should they be 100 percenters? Oh, I like that I think it's more like if you're going to like a McDonald's, it's like, ah, a hundred percent eat But if you're going to Vince young's, it's 100% eat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll use both. However, I please. Yeah McDonald's is a hundred Yeah Can I get a couplet?

Can I get a 50 couplet? To minor league baseball players who were charged by the SEC with insider trading for using information given them by a friend who tipped them off about the Del Taco slash Jack in the Box merger, netting to do $189,000. They should have just bet on baseball and blamed it on some other guy. Dunces hit the parlay, idiot. That, I mean guys discuss to insider trading for minor league baseball players None of it makes any sense They wait they get paid like

$30,000 a year right they got to get the bag wherever they can right I'm not talking about them bases They had a friend that they went to Princeton with who worked at This company that was like part of this merger deal. You think the guy who went to Princeton would know better? You would think so. So apparently he told his friend about it. I mean to be fair, the guy from Princeton doesn't say he was charged. Nope.

So he was smart about it somehow. He told his friend about it, one of the baseball players, and he said, hey, but don't tell anyone and he told a bunch of people Yeah, so inside the park trading yeah, it's a very It's a very weird story, but $189,000 also isn't as much money as I thought it was. Again, they didn't have enough money to begin with to start investing in it. They bought all this stock in Del Taco before it was like, before the merger happened and

then it shot up a whole bunch, but it's not like they had any money to put into it. Two quick things. They probably, the percentage was probably astronomical astronomical right? Oh, yeah, they invested two thousand dollars Yeah a thousand times when they're like if only I had more money I'm a minor league baseball player Everybody kicks in 50 bucks 189,000 oh man you're going to jail Do they have a baseball team in jail yeah, it's like the longest yard yes

Biggest base that nice I didn't know jack-in-the-box and talk Del Taco merged. This is how I found out Not financial advice But get in on this yeah, oh wait, but don't tell anyone To the moon Take that game star Taco was like a publicly traded like no idea. Who's owned and stocked Del Taco? What are the worst? Baseball players? What are the worst? Convicts.

Yeah. Future and current convicts. But those are the facts. Those are Jack in the Box facts. What do you guys think? I think I got a- That's a good- that's our best fact sheet yet. I think I'm confused.

For 100%. I got an email that says Texas Unemployment and Bugger. I don't understand. Do they not know you got a... This is how I found out! You're working right now. They don't know. Yep. Tough.

You got a new gig. We're an upstart. Yep. Is that what we are? Yeah. Is that technically? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're definitely starting up something.

Some starting up. I like to think we're brewing. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. We're a brewing. It's a baseball team. I like it. I like it It's Brewers yes, this is the baseball team you're thinking of like the brewins from like UCLA don't worry about that's what it is Yeah, you know which they have a baseball team, so Accidentally right another great name for a podcast.

Fuck! Can we still change it? You can! Fucking copyright that quiz! What's up, accidents? We can put it on Patreon or something. I didn't really mention that at the top at all. Yeah, right? Give us money. Patreon.com slash 100% people.

This guy's trying to take pictures of our first show! They already... Did you see that? We already lost people from boredom that may have given us money in the first five minutes. That's the problem. Alright, this seems like a good spot to do that then. We have a Patreon where you can support us directly. Patreon.com slash 100% What more do you need? Patreon, already podcast free.

But, this podcast free at- I'm so glad you asked, regular listener. Truly a 100%er. At... I'm so glad you asked, regular listener. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha A weekly bonus podcast where we get after it. So wait, we're doing this weekly. And we're doing another one weekly? We have to do two podcasts every week? And this is my side job? Yeah. Fuck you, man. Co-owner, baby.

Did you know about this? Yeah, I did, because we all agreed to it. It was... I don't remember that. I think you voted in abstentia and we voted yeah, and he voted for you. You know I Look at it. Yeah Appreciate it either through you guys talking. Yeah. Yeah, I appreciate it. I think you're Just saying I'm alive. Yeah. Oh man. All right. Let's get some press material

You want to do one press material like when we were talking. Oh you were talking about co-owners and I popped and go this owns Mm-hmm nice Jordan we're thinking of trying some some new stuff. Do you want to try some press material or do you want to jump to the new thing? Let's go to the new thing. I said try some new stuff. That's a press material. Which is not new stuff No, right watch this so we're skipping over that because there's not we didn't eat anything limited time. Yeah, that's true Not relevant information there also wasn't pressed material for anything that because there's not, we didn't eat anything limited time. Yeah, that's true. This is not relevant information to us. There also wasn't press material for anything that wasn't on the time food.

But we did go to the restaurant. And so one of the things we're looking at doing is reading some Yelp reviews for the spot we went to. Now this is, look, one thing, tiny, This is a new, this is a new segment. A new show. Whoa! This is a new segment called You Review.

That's right. We take reviews from You, the listener, and everyone else that goes and eats it. These places and leaves reviews online. I mean we don't really take reviews from You, the listener. We took existing reviews. But you never know. Now we can propagate it. Because now eaters yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we out there going. I'ma leave this review and hope it's on my favorite smash hit podcast Yeah, 100% eat. I love those guys fuck this food

That those reviews will start up here. No. No, here's the thing. We're pretty much almost there with these reviews These are one star reviews from for Jack in the box. We kind of talked about this place already. I'm just excited for the day we get to review that mentions us. Yes, me too. It's gonna, it's gonna happen. Yep. Oh wow. All right. Here we go. First reviews from Jared. Oh, he says, yo, this place sucks. Order a burger and they'll give you a taco. Order a fry and they'll give you a small spray. I fucking love this segment. When you tell them it's not what you ordered. They'll get mad at you. Tell you to park so they can bring the food out to you. And then 30 minutes later, give you a bag of napkins and hot lettuce sandwich. This place saw go to a different Jack. That's, that doesn't even sound believable You know what I mean?

There's just hand in me sprites and lettuces What are you talking about dude? I just I appreciate that somebody was so mad they wrote a review but it starts with Yo this place sucks This also This is our type of guy

This also fucking reminds me Before we get to the next review of We should talk about the Apple the jack-in-the-box it's one of those I think one of those coke machines The free side digital screen and you do many little you tap the bubble and then it like opens up another menu You do like vanilla and like has all the flavors and options everything and So it's on the main page But not in the cluster of bubbles with all the thing all the way off by itself in the upper right hand corner

It just says try pineapple. Yeah, I was like what does that mean? Yeah, so I press try pineapple, and it's just like pineapple flavor added to some things uh-huh Didn't read them all immediately coke pineapple, Coke, pineapple, not available. And then the second option was, was Sprite pineapple. Yep. And I was like, gotta try this. Uh-huh. And so I select it, I push the button, it goes, pshh, and just stops.

And I go, okay. And then I push the button again, it goes, pshh, and it stops. And like, it's coming out, and it looks like. But that's how long the little burst happens. That's how much soda comes out. While he's holding the button again and it goes pshh and it's coming out. It looks like- But that's how long the little burst of a sound comes out. While he's holding the button. It looks not like, you know, like on regular sewing machines, like, oh, they ran out of the sealer. It looks like it's supposed to.

Yeah, it looks like piss. It just comes out and goes pshh, like weird. And that, I think I did it three times. Yeah. I called you over and I'm like, look at it. You're like, film this. I'm like, look at it. Like, why is it coming off at this rate?

And then as soon as I sit with the budget again, it didn't come out I'm like what the fuck and it's like sprite pineapple not available. It's like faded away So it wasn't even it wasn't even I would say half the cup maybe and 50% drink. Oh, yeah, yeah, Eric. Look then he goes looks like piss. Yeah You're like I was like yeah, Eric look then he goes looks like piss yeah You're like I was it I'm like it sucks. Yeah, so what did you do? Oh, well, so then because then I want to fill my cup up so then I filled it with ice So it was like a full drink. It was like it's like 75% ice, but then I couldn't get the straw But then I couldn't get the straw in

Fuck and then uh, I'm thirsty this whole podcast we got back We ate the food and I'm like fucking thirsty we got back here We're looking at his company goes man. I can't believe this is a medium and Michael just goes it's mostly ice Fun so there you go the the coke the coke freestyle allows you to get pineapple But based on that I believe fast because it's running out. We don't know it's not limited, but it's running out based on our experience I believe what happened to Jared. Yeah, what about Bodie? So Bodie L says place my order Dash at the window the cashier was not wearing gloves Dash along comes a worker dash tall thin pants

Tall I'm just gonna read Worker tall there's so many for so many were co-workers all Tall thin pants hanging below his ass plaid And co-workers tall, tall thin pants hanging below his ass plaid underwear showing he had no gloves on, poured a huge bucket of ice into the machine, pulled up his pants and walked away. Cashier told me to park up front. They would bring my food.

The tall guy bought me my food. I confronted him about no glove sign on the front door stated all employees wear gloves He lies to me and said he took them off to bring my food. I called him on his lie and I just saw him dealing with the ice with no He's shrugged and walked away that's the first punctuation that we have had by the way that's It's like sometimes he's using dashes instead of periods. But not all the time. He's using dashes to break up, I guess, the thoughts.

Yes. But they're not broken up. They look like hyphenated words. Yes they are. So instead of ice with, it looks like ice with. Coworker tall, thin pants. Look at coworker tall, thin pants over here. And he walked away uh 11 bucks for a sandwich onion rings and potential death potential death. No, thanks Jack no more for me

That's why he said hiss the guy was and Anywhere okay this guy could be yet. Yep. Yep. Snake was wearing gloves that's weird No, thanks. Jack. That's a thing where you read it and it's like maybe Maybe it's someone were like English isn't their first language But the but like the dashes this really just saw it is gives me an unhinged man. Yeah Yeah, you know like you know boomer just throw ellipses everywhere at the time? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like why are you making everything sound so sinister?

Well that's how this is written when he's talking about the hand like his pants hanging low and all this stuff. I just think that he's... It's a boomer for sure. Yeah, exactly. I think he's just that kind of guy. There's no reason for it. Eric's gonna get a text later from his dad that says Heard you joined the Union Talk co-worker thin pants over here

All right last one is from Matt C. Yep ran out of food. It's an 840 p.m. No milkshake milk milk Surprises were really used to like his fuckups, and it's like it's like he wrote dirty bikes Instead of dirt bike you're reading this You're reading this like it to make sense, and it's never gonna make sense. It's so hard to read casually Words missing left and right sense. It's so hard to read casually when there's just words missing left and right, dude. It's so hard. The fucking press material was enough to like, figure out what we were saying. You have to read it at 30% speed at all times.

I mean, it was either this or we were gonna hear somebody talk about the operations in the West Michigan area becoming a QSR concept. Like, that's a bunch of nonsense and you're running one nonsense or this is just like all right take it from the top Matsey ran out of food it's 840 p.m. no milkshake milk they I guess they could walk next door to the gas station and get some milk and buy some rude of wow warning don't ever come here expecting to get hot food, hot fries and a milkshake and customer service. Just look at the reviews or get in. They suck. I'll never come here again. The only reason I'm paying is that I'm stuck in line. And then that took 20 minutes. Jumbo Jack had no cheese is on both of them. Cold nasty fries.

Just give me my $14 back so I can go to Dan's hamburgers, get hot food and great customer service. The sentence has got a little better in the back. The front app was real rocky. I want to know what's up with the milk shake. He was writing it in line. He's like in his car trapped. No milkshake milk. No milkshake milk They I guess they could walk next door and buy some rude Wow The the you review section in itself and there is like oh, this is great. Yeah people hammering the food And then it is a George crying. Yeah, right

They really caught me off guard and just like oh man. Yeah this every week This is how human beings are this is not a limited. This is every review ever. I gotta tell you this was This this was a mess Fun Jordan, right? Maybe we'll switch off. Yeah We were, uh, I have to give credit to my wife. It could be a fortune cookie. Like, I'll take that fortune cookie. Oh, I got a good one. Yeah, I can read this. Not if we're gonna be good ones. This was legible. We were trying to, I was trying to figure out kind of like what changes we wanted to make to this thing and whatever.

So we had to pack it and fill it out. We want to make money. So I talked it through with my wife and we we landed on like, oh, like these reviews, whatever. And I said, have you ever gone to Yelp? You can rate reviews and you rate them like good, funny or cool. That doesn't help anyone. So what I used to do when I worked shitty office jobs is I would go to Yelp and then I would look up like chilies and then people would get so it would just be diatribes like this and I would just go cool.

So I went like that's what we should do. This is great. These are cool. Yeah, these are cool. Have you ever seen I don't know if this still happens, but if you go to on the app store if you go to Yelp people will be rating the app like they're reviewing the restaurant They'll be like Yelp app one star. They didn't have my fries They think they're going to a shot I see mm-hmm I see yeah, but speaking of reviewing the restaurant That's the you review section, but now we, now our heroes review the food. So, Jack in the Box, we didn't all get the same thing. We mostly got the same thing. We got tiny tacos for everyone.

We got red tiny tacos, very spicy. Yeah, never having it on this show before. Nick pointed out the tiny tacos are better than the last time we had them in. What was it? 2021? Yeah. Oh boy. Yeah.

Are they? Yeah. Yeah. They are. Yeah. If they are only marginally. Very, very, and they're still very bad. Yeah.

And they're still very not spicy. They're still very red. Yep.'re still very not spicy. They're still very red. They're still red, still not spicy. Me and Nick got the popcorn chicken little box thing or whatever. You guys both got like the number 12. It was like the cluckin chicken sandwich or something. Look, on the menu all it said was number 12. Cluck.

Yeah. I didn't even see that. I was like, Michael, Michael we have to get the cluck. Michael, we must get get the cluck. Michael, we must get cluck. Yeah, and this was my first opportunity to test the waters of 100% heat. Where like you said on the way, you were like, we're gonna get whatever you want. First I denied that, I said no, we have to get the same thing, I'll make you get it.

But then we got there, and I saw it happening in real life. Dave got one thing, you got another thing, so then I got the cluck and then I also ordered what you got. And the look on his face and I was like, you said we could get whatever we wanted. So then I also ordered, I also ordered the little, whatever the fuck they called, were they chicken,

popcorn chicken? Yeah. And he let me get it, but I was like, I'll take a cluck. The fucking giant but I was like I'll take a Giant and then I'll get a medium popcorn chicken, and I think she like asked again like whether an air goes small Versions of the box is either the giant jumbo box or the little box that we got I just like he's like less not looking to spend 60 bucks no fucked up oh shit that's our profit

you're literally eating into it excellent I'm bringing this all down the popcorn chicken was spicier than the spicy tacos it was absolutely spicy they're spicy they're red I'm still mad about it 3 years later

Being an asshole aside and just doing it for no reason I am glad I got the popcorn chicken because I was surprised and I asked you in line I was like do you think is the clock spicy or offered in spicy because it didn't say mm-hmm And I asked and it's only regular. Yeah, I don't think they have a spicy chicken level. They fucked up I didn't even really know what they were going for. They opened it. Oh, and then what were they going for? They're going for a chick-fil-a sandwich. Yes, they were Yeah, the breading on it was surprisingly crispy but in but in every other way it fell short of The gold standard of this version of the same correct, but for Jack in the Box standard I was surprised pretty good for Jack in the Box standard. Yeah, right You are griping about Chick-fil-A the whole time you're eating it, which is the gold standard.

Yeah, the um... I was thinking about comparing it to Red Knot Hot Pockets and going... The rest of their menu. Right, and going, I'm surprised by this. That's what Sunk the Hedgehog like, so I don't know. These are spicy, but shitty. Yeah.

They're very like, they're not hard, but they're like, they're too crispy. They're like, it's like mouth there. There's like almost like mouth hurts There's like almost no chicken. It's all just breading. I think what? Breading is that's what they do well, and they tend to lean into but I think they should do even more is make good food Is this is the sloth food the trash food for like like? The box that comes with nachos and tiny tacos and a bunch of sauce spilled all over. Yeah. Like that's what, that's what the people had said a word in 25 minutes. I think the food was, I think he was crashing. So on a scale of 1% to 100%, which is making us legally distinct,

which is very different. We used to rape between one and one hundred. Which we came up with before we had the rights to face jam. What what do you think? Um... Jack in the Box on the Hole. And the whole because it all didn't need to be the same. Yeah, exactly.

And the same which all- This fucking shit. This makes no sense It's it's gonna be impossible. I was like oh what I had was good when I had fucking sucked What but right the whole restaurant? It's fucked from the beginning Like it doesn't matter it has to matter Take this seriously on the show. I'm gonna be the serious. Oh, he's a fast food slop maniac He's gonna ask us to do a video where we just say the rating faster Did I hit him he grazed me I didn't look where

Car here. Yeah, give us a ride. Yeah, I'm giving this Jack in the box mm-hmm 38% Wow all right, okay? Figure it out like I'm sitting here going okay. I'm genuinely surprised. That was a pretty good chicken sandwich See this is why we rate this is good. I'm rating Jack in the box That was a pretty good chicken sandwich. See this is why we rate this this is good. I'm rating Jack in the box Yeah, but you're saying that was pretty good The Sprite lemonade sucked and I only got four squirts. That was on you. Okay, the tacos still red Yeah, red still bad. How do I decide?

I Genuinely, that was a does a pretty good chicken sandwich. I was like this is Jack in the box I had to make sure you didn't do like Like a trick on you Thanksgiving dinner switch arouse where you get it like Boston Market, which actually still kind of sucks But I think it's good, but I'm in the market guy comes in he goes didn't you like it? Yeah Yeah, and if you disagree they burn your house And then dis Drake the chicken was pretty good

Jack in the box. It's um Based on today's venture. I'm gonna give it a I'm gonna even have I'm gonna get a 44 a 44 44 percent which is much higher than I was expecting so be honest It's a 41 average score. It's a place sucks. I mean, it was already pulling teeth to get you guys to do it. It sucks, but that chicken sandwich was the shining beacon of the shit storm. I don't know if they did it on purpose, but just calling it Cluck, really, like, it got the eyes on it. Yeah, I had fun there too.

I was intrigued, you know, working there. Oh yeah, everyone's lighting their lights. You clocked in, clocked out. You were slipping on the floor. Rats were sliding around. Rats are killing themselves as's sliding in. You clocked in, clocked out. Everyone's sliding around. Rats are killing themselves as you get in. That rat was so close to being in the Jack in the Box. He was almost there.

He would have had to work. That's why they ran out of lids. The rat was supposed to put them out. We'd be doing this weekly if it was going to be an hour long. Well then we can make it shorter. What were we thinking? You got to talk less. We had so much to talk about it Well, that's an average score of 41% so wait, what does this mean for the face jam ratings because a

Facejam ratings can be canon, but they're just not 100% well. I had a conditional score. What the fuck is the question here? What is it? I had a conditional score on that was face jam right so if face jams over and the rate ever use conditional scores that one time If I was I knew one and thought maybe two so I gave I gave like the TGI Friday circus bullshit Uh-huh a two and said if we don't review anything worse for the rest of the show. It's gonna feel one. Oh So we have to go back and re score that with you. So. So that's a one now. All right. Oh, okay All right, that's fine. That's good. I thought he was saying he was gonna be leading to work in the future. Yeah, that's just no no That's us canonizing the past now that it's true So when you're going back to the back out a log, you hear that at driving people to the back out with crazy stories like this

Right. Yeah. Yeah, we're doing it organically too. Organically, organically. Taps paper, taps paper. Well that's 41%. I threw my paper so I couldn't tap it. And that's Jack in the Box. And then he threw it at me. That was fucked up. Hey, if you want to support us directly,

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