100% Eat - Sauce Monkey Finally Gets a Win %% Cici's Pizza Buffet

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

Our Heroes, benevolently, take the Sauce Monkey to Cici's so he'll stop crowing about it. This pizza buffet has seen better days but it's still alive and kicking, plus there's a bunch of people here for a mid day lunch. Michael is falling apart, Nick tells us that we should have done well after we left, and we all recount Graysie not being there physically but pretty much there in every other way. Is this place worth the nearly $60 it cost to get in? Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT SWITCHFORKS & 2 NEW SHIRTS on sale Tuesday July 1 at 1pm CT https://100percenteat.store/We have a LIVE SHOW this sunday at 3pm at Homebrew Austin https://homebrewaustin.com/We have a Streamily signing event Saturday July 12th at 1pm. Info to come Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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if you needed it, needed it, and you needed it today, or at least Nick did. I'm your host, Michael Jones alongside my co-host, Jordan Sweers. And Nick screaming in the background. How are you guys? He might as well be. Nick, how are you? I'm great! Why are you so-

You needed it. Why are you so great, Nick? We went to CCs today, folks! Hey, hey, let's give that a big- Are you doing so crazy? Hey, hey, let's give that a big Hit him with it Nick dude coinciding we wasn't paying attention he didn't know that he no no Plan this without Nick yesterday to surprise him. I woke up this morning. We say planned also. It was us standing there.

And him in the bathroom. We had mentioned it before. We mentioned it before and then we told him about it and he got mad. We were like, we're gonna go. Yeah, we were gonna go. So the idea of what had been floating around of Go to Cece's and then he started his five-day pizza nonsense. So you were like, we should do Cece's tomorrow. Yep, that comes after five.

And so this morning, That was a week ago. It was yesterday. In real time. Well, no, in real time. In real time, it was yesterday. In show time. You don't yell six days a week ago

because it'd be like 13 days at this point. Show time! Yep. So I woke up this morning, first thing, just threw up. And then I went, great, I'm going to season six. Oh my God. Yeah, I woke up this morning, first thing, just threw up. And then I went, great, I'm going to see this. Oh my god. Yeah, you can throw up again.

Oh, I just, I think I got a bug for my kid or something. Oh. Ah! Well, this is- I don't even feel sick, my tummy just hurts. Yeah, this is a, this was a Nick trick. It's turned into an episode- Oh, so much more.

Yeah. It's so much more than a Nick trick at this point. It's it turned into a Gracie got yeah We weren't really anticipating how this was going to work I thought the big thing was gonna be like we're gonna pull up to the CCs and Nick is gonna go And do like flips you were expecting a grace out the. Yes, that's true. You're absolutely right. Yeah, but he's capable of that. He is capable, but he didn't do it. And then you know what? So you know what?

You were left, we were left in a fix. And we got that fix by looping Gracie and getting the reaction we needed. So. Eric mentioned he had invited Gracie. I let her know after we made this plan, hey, we're doing CCs tomorrow. We're tricking Nick If you want to be part of the Nick trick, let me know and she's like I can't I'm busy

I would love to come she's like really bummed out Do you think she wanted more the CCS or the tricking? I think the CCS was number one for her, but the Nick trick is such a like Yeah tricking Nick is to yeah. Tricking Nick is two. Yeah. Hanging out with us is three. Uh-huh. Something is four, and then recording an episode is five.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the lowest level priority. If there were many brands in there, it would probably go like 1A. Absolutely. Somewhere in between. They'd both be ultra rare. So we got to the CeCe's that you enter from the back.

Iconic. It's the back. Iconic. It's so confusing. Iconic, the back of a bunch of businesses. So fucking crazy. With some people hanging out on benches in front of it, just like chilling and Jordan went, that's their third space. And it's like, that sucks.

It sucks for them. So we rolled out, Nick was like excited, but then we got inside and then I think, did you text the group and be like, No, you did. You took a picture of us. Yeah, you started, you started. That's what it was. You took a picture of me and it pissed me off,

so I gave you the middle finger. Yeah. Yeah. And then you sent that to Gracie. She did not answer you in any way. She didn't say anything about it. She just went, someone please take a picture of the cinnamon rolls. It really, it really what?

May I see the cinnamon rolls? So I got up immediately to go take a picture for her, cause I It really, it really what? May I see the cinnamon rolls? So I got them immediately. Take a picture for her, cause I'm nice. The whole time we were there, the 25 minutes we probably spent at CeCe's, we were talking to Gracie, like over text, and just like going back and forth and back and forth. It was like a popular kid came to Nick's birthday party

and got all the attention. Yeah. And he's just pissed off in the cake. And then it all turned into and this is all on the ride along it all turned into we're going to steal cinnamon rolls from the CC's steel also being like a we're not really sure what the policy is on taking I don't think there gives a fuck about what you know but we did insist on making it a heist. Yeah

Bottom line I and this the first thing you said you were like Just hold it but then you pointed it yeah, which I appreciated. Yeah, I'm not gonna fucking crazy Mozzarella stick all the way just hold it Fuck no. Yeah, so we got a cup cleaned out the cup And then this video will be on patreon of just Michael putting cinnamon rolls inside the cup. Yeah, I was like I was gonna do it and you're like go ahead I was like, yeah, and then it was like alright cool Yeah, well shoving cinnamon rolls in a fucking coke cup. How many do you think fit in there? It really was like more than you get four in there and Michael went huh get way more than four in here and just

And Michael went, huh, get way more in foreign here and just boom boom stacking them And then the ride along is us meeting Gracie and giving her which she would she pushed a meeting back? Yes, right. She's like first week at a new job. Yeah She got a new job and it's good that she let them know And what the priorities are and she's just like I told them something came up Yeah, and also just to be clear the priority is not us the priority is getting a cup full of cinnamon rolls No, she didn't understand. We're in the cup very fun to see but also You got tricked because we didn't take a photo outside of the CC's we took a photo outside of another restaurant with Gracie Holding a CC's cup. Yeah where she met us. That was it. She's like I can meet you here

I'll meet you here at this time. And it was like, okay. But then in the whole ride along too, it was just like continuing to push buttons where I was like, uh oh, Nick's trying to eat them in the car. Yeah. And she's just like-

Creating problems that you then solve by doing nothing, because you invented them. But also, anyone else just calling me a liar, heard it going, Nick wouldn't do that to me. Nick wouldn't do that to me. But also her being like, you're being so nice, Michael, thank you. Thank you for saving the streak of Michael nice to Gracie continues She is only streak that's going longer. Is this guy eating pizza? And that was a week ago where are you six days?

Mars is red Where are you gonna eat pizza tomorrow? I don't wanna. You have to. It's a week. You have to do seven. God. It's a week. No, he hates pizza. That's all it took, six days to turn a god into a demon.

Dude, I really like pizza. We should go to Home Slice. Who's- He wants to get sick. You guys wanna go together? No. We're not scheduled to meet. We can hang out.

Yeah. I would, I'm not here. Oh. You know this. You guys busy being sick. Yeah. Yeah. Awesome. Yeah. Us too probably. Yeah. No kidding. But that was the whole adventure of Cece's. Your stomach hurts and then you throw up but it's like really dry. Yes. Yeah. And not liquidy at all and you don't feel like maybe you're a little bit tired. It's from me. Yeah, okay. Thank you duly noted great well

Well we went to that's the guy at Wendy's yeah fuck that's right in work It's easy the guy who wasn't at CC's why it was only okay It was just it was just fucking Tyler the Noid yeah Dropping me on my neck we got Dropping me on my neck assisting me to fall onto my neck. We gotta get that footage. He's not even dropping me on my neck, assisting me to fall onto my neck. He encouraged me. I'm gonna make sure you get another rotation in so you're directly on your fucking spinal cord.

We gotta get this footage. We have to. Okay. Right? It's, wherever you got all the other footage, next to it. Oh, back at the company? Yeah. Yeah. What do you think it is?

We might not have access I didn't film it on my phone. Are you snacking on it was on a red? It's cough drops But he uses the mass next he is snack that is do you have a call? Bullshit all the time that's me. Do you think maybe it's the cough drops? No, shut the fuck up You are I like said it to Eric. That's the best thing to do, right?

Is when you don't look at your victim, it's even more insulting. Like, and they know what you're doing. It's not like, hey, just so you know I heard you. It's that cunt, that piece of shit isn't even looking at me. How dare you? It's the most insulting thing. It's like doing a rap battle at the crowd and not looking at the guy next to you. Do you know how stupid this piece of shit isn't even looking at me, how dare you? It's the most insulting thing, it's like doing a rap battle at the crowd

and not looking at the guy next to you. Do you know how stupid this piece of shit is? It's the best. I love it. So we went to... So we went to Cece's. What? It's the buffet. You said we were going to Sonic. Who are you? Yeah, we were doing...

We were gonna do Sonic, but that was the trick on Nick drove past it instantly Yep, and then uh he went I did he did and I went well. Hey guys whoa we passed the Sonic Pretty crazy where are we going now? So we've never done the puff the buffet for CCS. We'll get into uh-huh and The buffet is still their number one selling point even though they have a lot of takeout pizza orders. And wings! I would never go to a buffet place for takeout.

No. Well, we did today. But then, yeah. For cinnamon rolls. Uh-huh. I think we did that technically for Chuck E. Cheese. Gracie's a bad influence on us. Yeah, definitely.

It's because we watched her take all that ranch. Yeah, definitely. And then, um... Speaking of stealing ranch There was no Watch these are getting murdered Was that guy just saying before he killed him What was that guy just saying before he killed him? He said it doesn't have this kind of power?

Brute what? No! I don't speak Latin. I didn't get his recipe! It just zooms in on his face, THE IDES! THE IDES! And then it stabs city. Marches the bitch. Me and Jordan were there

filling up our plates and uh which when I say filling up our plates I mean grabbing one or two slices and then Nick grabbing a bunch of stuff and then some salad sliding down to the salad bar and I was like, Oh, I walked by and I was like, Nick, you don't have to pretend to get a salad. It's okay. Just, you know, loaded up with pizza. He goes, I gotta get my sauce. And then he went dressing. I have to get dressing. My dressing. And then he got a bunch of ranch on his plane

What was weird and help me understand what was going on? Yeah, sorry. Sorry Mike. Oh, it's fine You were there for a while before you made a move. Oh All the bottles were Yeah, let me tell you don't think I hesitate it. I'll fucking hesitate. I don't ever hesitate He fucking shoot it that back. I'll take that back. I'll tell you what. I'll take the fucking shot every time. You didn't even know I stepped on a landmine. I was trying to figure out how to get off. You never hesitate and hit it.

Huh? But each of them had the label below where the top was. Yes they did. You had to spin them around. Oh. Okay. Yeah, because you were there for a while. Well they had two white ones side by side and their old Caesar used to be a white one, but they were both ranch this time

They had three ranches fucked up four ranches were they all the same there was a thousand island and they have four ranch two thousand island two thousand island? two thousand island? This is getting out of control I was looking for something that would upset my stomach We should make two anyway. We should make 2,000 I yeah, we have twice a bit

2,000 I like dressing are you sorry are you tired of the saggy eyes bags? Guy selling you 1,000 island dressings Yeah, fuck that rude fat bitch and and it's the same price, you get twice the island. Twice the island. We're throwing in a thousand extra islands for the same price. That's for you. I don't know if you heard this, it's not been confirmed, but also people, rumor goes around that one of those islands in one thousand was Epstein. It's Epstein.

We can verify for sure, we have two thousand islands and none of them were Epstein Islands. We, we, it was like this atoll in the Pacific. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There are a couple of cages in there. Yeah, but, but, mm, mm, mm. 2000 island dressing. Now they are the islands that they did all the nuclear testing on.

So this will make you a little sick. Yeah. Or give you superpowers. Yeah, it's tested. Uh-huh. It's tested. It's spicy. Yeah, and the way that getting irradiated is spicy. Yeah, dude, you superpowers. Yeah, it's tested. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's tested. It's spicy Yeah, yeah in the way that getting irradiated is spicy. Yeah, irradiation's hot. Hey, you ever see a Chernobyl. Yeah, those guys were spicy. Yeah, that's you know, like all like the different colored dogs that come out of there now

They were glow-in-the-dark and stuff spicy dogs Don't touch the tree leaves! Lick them. But Cece's itself had the pizza that was the limited time pizza that they said they don't have anymore. And there's actually a fact about that and we'll talk about it a little bit later, which is very exciting. Should I mention it now? No, I mean you can if you want to, but we can wait for it for like the facts section.

Was it the potato one? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. They didn't have the mac and cheese one. They did not have the mac and cheese one. They did not have the mac and cheese one. It's a request.

Okay. This guy knows all the in and outs of Cece's pizza in a way where it's just like- He was like, you should request it, but it takes a while. It does. I know, Nick. You told me. Right. That restaurant was half full.

There was a number of people. Which was- It was a bit of an off time. Which was a lot. It was like after 1 p.m., but it was like clearly people who were there were like, kids are home for the summer, I gotta take them somewhere.

We came and left before anyone else left at all. Everyone was there. Lucky. Yeah. And we took some cinnamon rolls with us. Yeah, we goddamn did. A whole cupful. That kept me kept me alive got him right and then uh Yeah, it's just it's exact CCS is exactly what you think. It's gonna that one exactly why we haven't been going

Yeah, that one in particular is It's weird because allowed The windows are on either side of it and like it's just very dark Yeah Windows are on either side of it and like it's just very dark Yeah, like yeah, it is it doesn't let light in very much because it's it's also like shares a wall with like a Marshall's or something but then it's like The other the other wall that has windows is facing that walkway. Yeah, so it's always in shadow so it's a very dark restaurant and just felt like Well, they want you to feel like you are eating it's easy

It felt very sad. You feel a't know. Well, they want you to feel like you are eating at Cece's. It felt very sad. You'd be a little depressed. Yeah, it was a little depressing. All in all, you pay for the buffet, and that's a cost. Then they're gonna just let you... And then the drinks are also an additional cost on top of the buffet. The drinks do not come with the buffet.

But they come with cinnamon rolls. Yes. 55 bucks for the four of us. It's terrible. It's not, it's terrible for the food there, but you could easily eat a lot of food where that's cheap. If you were, if you went, if you went and you were like going for it,

you could make it, you could really make your money back. What's the, like, how much per person? For 12 bucks? Yeah, yeah,. Yeah, nothing Yeah, and so go in there Nick style eat like eight slices of pizza a ton of fucking brownies cinnamon rolls 16 drinks no salad no dressing for the Heat some of the fucking broccoli you got a

He did he got one tavern style and he got one regular. Yeah, I thought they'd be different Yeah, they were more greens. Yeah, I think the second one he did Just so you know I watched him take the first one and I was like, oh, I'll do a spinach slice So then he took a second one and yelled more green The cinnamon rolls were the star of the dessert sort of bar thing for me for someone but yeah But I mean they were also they also had brownies. I guess they just had the two Jordan How was that brownie? Where's brownie? It was like it hard. It was like a cracker. Oh, yeah, it was pretty bad come on

That's only a little bit on the bottom it like yes But the whole thing like bottom of the tray and broke and like crumbled no Jordan I like I like to bite couldn it. I didn't even taste it yet. And I go this is already the worst brownie I've ever had. I like brownies cuz they're not cookies. Yes. Yeah Yeah, I like about brownies. And they're not cake either. Yeah. Yes. Like it's like in between these. These were dry They were really dry. They were bad. He admitted it see. Wow so CC sucks. They're brownies dude. Yeah Suck on that. It all changed when they stopped using icing. It all changed. But why did we go there?

We've never been, as a nation, nothing's been the same. They gotta get some more of that cum cream from Benny's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or just use what they use on the cinnamon rolls. What, like? Yeah. Yeah, I just said that.

Those cinnamon rolls are really weird. I don't like, Hey, didn't bite a single one. They're no interest in it. They're all there. He tried one. Didn't like it. They saw a bunch for Gracie. They don't look growing over it. And I had one second was like, like, I gotta try it. I'll say it was fine, but it's like, it's fine. It's not like a good, it it. We drove it to Gracie and I was so excited because she was so excited for it. I can't wrap my hand around it. She said Cinnabon.

I was at the restaurant and I didn't want to go get one. Yeah. She moved a meeting. Yeah. I'm gonna text her real quick and ask for a status update. Okay, because she was, you watched her ride along and how many she got into, yeah. And then Jordan said that's true

because she can't eat seven. I wish there was no stir. I was trying to get Jordan said that's true because you can't eat seven. I was trying to get her. It's rattling around in there for sure. It's a shame there's not a new Love Island tonight cause then I could eat them and have a snack. She wanted snacks and relax. I'm sure there's anything you can watch.

And you would not, even if you didn't eat, like if you didn't eat all of them, you'd have maybe two left. That's not enough. That's enough if it's like oh shit It's about to start and I just got seven cinnamon rolls when I got would get you through it It's like when I go to Alamo draft house that I'm like, okay I'm gonna order the food and it comes out before the movie starts. It's like, okay, I'm gonna make it last the movie I eat it before you eat it before the previous you're done

You know what you know what helps to show up five minutes after the movie starts Always be late from your wife and children. And then that movie's hot. Then you have no choice. And you're just going, who's that guy? Yeah, what happened? What's this? How did fucking, how did Cop Dog start?

I'm not sure. I don't know cop dog origins here. I'm not sure. I was standing in the hallway watching Cop Dog waiting for my children to show up. Was he a cop and a dog? Yeah, it'll never happen. He was a cop with a dog dog and then there was a tragic accident

Damn and they put or very put the dog's head on the guy's body, but I don't know why they cut the guy's dick off I thought that was extra See I was saying it that way, but it was to him Very exciting. It's pretty exciting exciting. Okay. Oh, something was not going to believe exactly how vernacular this is. This remake's fucked up. Hey, it's Eric.

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Ideally, if we could just not talk about Cece's at all. Yeah. That'd be great. We've been to CeCe's before? Oh, that's right! Let's learn about it. I too was shocked. I'm about to Minecraft this bitch.

Yep. Jeff's Magic Bells. The last CeCe's pizza episode was 720 in 2023. Whoa, we got a haircut. Where we ate the Pizzilla pizza. It received an average rating of 33. I don't remember this. It was the very big one. I remember this it was it was a very big one

I'm sure it was very good. Yeah It was CC's that we took Away from CC's it was one of that CC. No, they didn't have it at that CC's we had to go to another one It was full We had to go like up north and it was like two and a half years ago. I don't remember I remember you know you do it's huge and two and a half years ago. I don't remember I remember You know you do it's huge and hardly fit in the car. I feel like No problem get him in a nick no problem, man. I can't wait to put him in

I'm telling you I Do a fucking New Orleans vampire, and I'm gonna fucking brick you in dude Brick by brick and there what's Nick doing in there desiccating? Yeah? He won't die without blood or sauce, but it weakens him greatly desiccating There's no bucket. According to the CC's website, quote, the brand has more than 300 restaurants in 30 plus states and has been ranked by CNN money as the number one casual dining pizza chain for your money in America, named by tech no tech no Mick as the number two tech nomic.

I don't know. How do you pronounce that? Tec-no-mic. I think Tec-no-mic is probably the way. Tec-no-mic sounds better. Yeah. Yeah. Tec-no-mic.

Tec-no-mike as the number two, quote, most kid-friendly chain as voted by millennial moms. Oh, yeah? Well, 100% EAT has been ranked as podcast to tell a friend about for too long at a party until their eyes glaze over by sauce monkey times wait We're number two on that. Oh Regulation is number one for that award makes sense honestly And even while Michael get up and even harder to explain than this show

Yeah, because even though it's not part of the show right you have to watch it to find out we say food podcast Yeah, that's it. You don't have a pitch for this one have that So is a lie Right yeah Watch it to find out we say food pod yeah, that's it Pitch for this one have that Yeah, oh we try every every fast food place eat limited food items great. What's regulation? It was fuck face. Yeah, bunch of bozos It was fuck face, I forgot to mention this to Gracie. You get it idiot We say a joke and then you call and then you say back to us and you say Eric you dumb fucking shit I mean I'm I mean on it. Tell Gavin he's fucking dumb Hit him in the dick and then Andrew depends on

This is good. That's that's why it was ranked number one. That's why we were number two Do you like those fans? Yeah, and you can have them They're all yours buddy Yeah, my eyes really glazed over Saw Smoky Times I forgot to mention to Gracie in person that I did the word all today. Oh, yeah, and I got it in one guess Oh, wow, we know that your word. I had a breath. It switches. Yeah That's a world. There's there's another there's not you there's another word

I had yeah that I stopped using because it came up I Just offhand stop. I was like, I'm gonna try a different word. It was it was the word I was using damn Yeah, so I was like pretty pissed that I missed my chance You know, but so then there's no reason to use that word again exactly. The word was irate Oh damn, so you can only imagine how it's awesome stuff. I yeah What did Gracie say when you told her about it so she said oh wow congrats I did not get it in Jordan. What did Gracie say when you told her about it? So she said, Oh, well, congrats. I did not get it in.

No, she said, did you do it from the pluffle? And I said, no. And she said, sigh. And she said, I did not get it in one try. And then 15 minutes later, I asked her for a status update. I said, what's your status? How many are you at? Gracie said, took me five today.

There it is. And she thinks you're talking about. Are you at? Gracie said portal took me five today So I responded first I typed out in all caps the cinnamon rolls Gracie and then I deleted the all caps And I said the same person the cinnamon rolls. I typed that she start crying. Yeah She could be Michael screaming at me. He's mean to me again. Just like all those years. Oh man, so she Said she's she tapped out after three three damn. That's surprising baby But you know that that's that's a handful more for yep It's neck time. We love island. Yeah, maybe maybe they'll watch a rerun. Yes Okay, more CCS back. Yeah, we can go back to the facts. I realized that we weren't done.

I was trying to make the most out of it. Cece's Pizza has a quote, pizza challenge that costs you $50 to compete in to win $300. Nick can do this. Before we even know, Nick can do it. Go ahead, keep going. Hang on. Go ahead keep going hang on You must eat an entire 28 inch pizza and two 32 ounce drinks with no ice in 60 minutes without leaving the table or throwing up We didn't bring this up to the monkey because we would have been hearing about it the whole time

But he ultimately wouldn't take the challenge I could do it says the man who has had pizza six days in a row now will he make it? seven After my trips we're going Your trip what you trip off the wagon Yeah, I know Once I once I fall down pizza mountain He's got a dry pizza for a couple week Nick if you can chain pizza eating days into our Vegas trip, I will eat pizza with you

every day while we're there. Dude, there's some good pizza there. And then you have some ultimate pizza. Secret pizza? Secret pizza's good. I'm gonna fuck you over. Go eating pizza in Vegas the whole day. We got good pizza there.

Wait, I got pizza today! A little breakfast pizza, some late night pizza. I had a cheesesteak when I was in Vegas the whole day. We gotta eat pizza today. Breakfast pizza, some late night pizza. I had a cheesesteak when I was in Vegas. Oh yeah? We should get one. Something shiny! It was pretty good. It was at the Luxor. It was like $850.

Yeah. Well, luckily you won all that money. I know! I won enough money to pay for them. It didn't even come close to evening out well well cuz I had to pay for the lift But then we paid for that and honestly I don't know that we did because it still has not come up I don't know what card that is Awesome I say awesome. It's not ours. Got it Yeah, do you have one with? No I would never put that on uber. Oh Actually, I might have uber eats too

shit Got yourself. No I've got myself an honor to pay half I would never put that on uber. Oh Actually, I might have uber eats too shit Got got yourself. No, I've got myself not it's my hat Damnit, I had it down to a quarter fleece Fredo again I can't stop please pay for the uber then I had to pay for the hotel then I paid it was literally like for For a burger and fries cheesesteak and fries and a drink. It was like 62 of course But then I won 150 there you go. So I actually look at it, I paid for the food in the Uber. Yeah. And then I had to pay for the hotel room. But also it would have been great if you had just gone where you were going. Yeah, no shit. Yeah. Yeah, that would have been better. Yeah. For sure. I would have preferred that. Nick, could you do the pizza challenge? Probably, yeah. 20, the thing that gets me is the two 32-ounce drinks.

That's cruel, I think. The two 32 with no ice is pretty cruel. Dude, like a Domino's medium is like 16 ounces, or 16 inches. That's almost double that. That's like Pizil we're talking. 28 is huge. It probably is Pizil-a-size.

Oh, that's too much, then, yeah. I like that without knowing how big it really is. Yeah, he's going to just move it. I can do it. Here's the thing, though. If you did it, not only would you have the glory. You'd win $300. You would win $300 netting you $250.

And you could finally count that as covered from that bounce check you got. Finally, you're coming out. You could just be like, technically, I'd just count this out of that. Although if you do it with us or content you do have to split the $300 with us. Oh well he's not splitting $300 he gets all of it but he has to pay up for DM $500 each of us. What are you talking about? We're not gonna split the winning. Get ahead of here you're not doing that!

Okay what if he goes in with the monkey mask on though, and unbeknownst to them, we had slipped two people in the mask. There's a front man and a back man. And so half the pizza gets fed around the back of his head. Janice style. Yeah, and the person behind him. Now here's the thing, cause I saw this, I saw this initially,

and it's a one person challenge. However, I have found other CCs. You can team up. No, but if you die in the middle, someone can carry you. I have found other CCs and these are posted around from other like individual restaurants, like CCs restaurants. $60 cash to participate non-refundable. $300 cash plus free pizza once a month for a year. Holy shit.

A free t-shirt, whether you win or lose, a team of two people, 60 minute time limit, 28 inch, one topping pizza, drink two large sodas, no ice, can't leave the table, can't stand up, can't throw up. So you're only drinking one soda, you're only eating half the pizza. What is the best topping to go with here that would

easily slide down? I don't think it's pepperoniable. I just can't. Yeah, it's definitely not pepperoniable. Like mushroom, I'd get sick of. I'd do mushroom, I wouldn't get sick of, like spinach. Oh, spinach is a really good one. Spinach is a really good one. Cause I doubt they let you do extra cheese.

No, probably not. No. But I still don't know if that'd even be good let you do extra cheese. No, probably not. No. But I still don't know if that'll even be good. That's a lot. Yeah, that can get pretty gooey and gummy in your guts. Especially for you. Well, I could do mushrooms cause I fucking love mushrooms anyway.

Yeah, mushrooms or spinach I think is the move. Yeah. Cause it has to be something with like, like little resistance that you're just gonna keep up. Yeah, like even- Swallowing birdie style, you know? Even onions would be like too much. I'm sure it would slow you down for sure.

Yeah, yeah. So who's gonna do it with him Even onions would be like too much. Don showing would slow you down for sure. So who's gonna do it with him? That would be me. Yeah. Mushroom's probably the call, right? Yeah, I'd do mushroom or spinach. I'd do mushroom. Okay, put that on the counter.

You guys not being able to agree on a topic and it's just like, well we'll do half and half then. Well I'm not gonna do half and half there because I don't want to be greedy like I like mushrooms but I'm picking it for the logistical standpoint. I would go with something I don't like in order to eat it. If he was like, I prefer spinach, then I would just get spinach,

because I like spinach too. You just know that people are going in to do this, and they're picking, you know there's people that are just picking pepperoni. Stupid. And it's like, that's so dumb. Yeah, idiots. All the extra like, size of it, calories of it.

That's an idiot, they walked into Cece's. So it really doesn't matter what they say after that. Joke's on us. Yeah, I know. Four idiots right right here. Well Gracie's the smart one. She's I know So on she got what she wanted she didn't have to do the stupid boring podcast She'd have to look at the fact sheet. She didn't have to fucking go very far. She had to push back a work meeting. Yep There's no down side there. No, dude. I thought oh oh did you miss hanging out with the guys why yeah I have cinnamon rolls yeah yeah people have thought if I went there I won this really might be the best day of her life yeah um but and if she eats them all real quick she can throw up back in the

cup but we gotta keep learning about CC's guys I know there's fucking two yeah okay no I want to stall cuz then once we're done you kind of meander your way through this Yeah I'm fine trying to find a pink sheep guys We were doing the wool race and we need 16 colors and Matt has 15 and the second place has 6. Maybe he should just get that last color. Are you manufacturing the win? No, but we're not manufacturing the loss and I wish we were. I wish we were. Can't he just use Jeff's magic belt and end it already? He's got it. He's got the whole set.

He's got Jeff's magic sets like Diablo 2 you get bonuses The body's ending the video, please Jack. Don't use. Yeah, just magic Helmet Was deleted Just started over and we're back in the exact same amount of money making this video For part two! And this was the best! Minecraft was so awesome! Hey, guess what? We were supposed to film four videos today. We filmed half of one.

Ugh, ugh, ugh. Yeah, buddy! According to TastingTable.com, Cece's pizza is one of the best pizza buffets in America! What's with all this? What is this? This is your final warning to not trust TastingTable.com with any and all opinions. Is TastingTable.com dad in the industry already? Is TastingTable.com's dad? Is TastingTable.com a nepo baby?

Is TastingTable.com going on Ellen and expose Ellen? TastingTable.com is not good at their job, but seems so charismatic in interviews. Oh well. I don't trust TastingTable.com. Let me tell you. Yeah. Was she not good at her job or she just screamed at people and made it talk to the workplace? No, no, TastingTable.com, not Ellen. Oh. I only enjoy- You know who wasn't good at his job? Tyler, trying to get me to do a full rotation

when he got and helped me do a backflip. I recently, I recently come to terms with the fact I've been seeing Tastingtable.com doing, no, doing like a bunch of like interviews and stuff because they've got a new movie coming out. And it's like, I have no interest in the movie that Tastingtable.com is in. Yeah, with Pedro Pascall and Chris Evans.

Yeah, but I'm like, I'm like, I think I like Tastingtable.com as a person. In these, in this context, in this setting. Again, in the interview, he's very charismatic. Tastingtable.com is so funny. In a weird, like, kind of aloof kind of way where it's like, are they like a sane person? Yeah. Or are they like- Does Tastingtable.com dance?

No. Like a sane person? Yeah. Or are they like... Does TastingTable.com dance? Uh, no. TastingTable.com acts... In like, um... They were in that Marvel movie. Yeah, uh... Not Kraven, the other one. Yeah. Which one?

Yeah. What was the one that's... The other one we watched twice. It's not Spider-Man, it's like Spider-Man. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. TastingTable.com was not very good in that.

Uncle Ben? Yeah. But here's the thing, I've never seen Tastingtable.com in a movie that I like. No. But I like every interview I see. No. Mmm. Nope.

With Tastingtable.com. Yeah. I don't like Madame Web. No. What are you talking about? I cannot be more clear about that. Well now you dropped the bit. Now you sound like Nick.

Suck it! Suck it! Anyway, what's the kid's name? Yeah, remember that part in the fucking... Yes sir, yes sir, you'll like Nick. SU must be why. Do you think he feels sick today too? Yeah. Damn. Well, I poisoned him. No!

Just to make sure. Pedro. One more fact. I call him my page bro. That's pretty cool. Hell yeah. We just missed out on Cece's Tots and Bacon Pizza, a limited time pizza that Cece's claimed

was demanded by fans and that you asked we listened if You demanded tots and bacon pizza from Cece's grow up and leave Cece's alone write to your congressman instead What the fuck are you doing dear quote dear Cece's I demanded the tots and bacon pizza return now or else signed s monkey Wait, why is this no written in blood? Oh, it's ketchup We're not detective, but we might be hot on the trail of a serial killer Serial you can't see but cereal is spelled like the food we have fun here When do we ever have fun? Tell me one moment one Gracie had fun today Gracie had a lot of fun

You're gonna need that later told you don't need Michael still need that no I don't that's your part yeah I memorized it already okay damn look you bitch and that's cold cold cold food rude rude food cold bitch sag your eyebags. Another one of Pizza Ho's in this place. Yeah, Pizza Ho! Can I say like the buffet? I do say I must confess. Yeah. Me thinks that Cee Cee's is more average. More like FF.

The me thinks gets me every time. More like FF. Exquisite me for the slight confusion. That's how I felt with people talking about the guy who wore the hat that said, make FPS great again or whatever. And they're like, um, me thinks that everyone is making this political when in fact he is just talking

about first place and first person shooter games. Hey, it's a fucking lame hat. If you can't see that that shit was lame, I don't know what to tell you. Not funny at all. Way to go. We don't have fun here no see no there you go that's what keeps us going yeah but I thought the buffet like the actual like way out of there were like four pizzas there was not a lot it was

meek I expected like a bunch of stupid shit where's the pizza where's the chocolate cake pizza yeah like a double day They're just like double a pizza. Where is it? Where is it? He's the one who wanted to go but they did they did in fact have the tots and bacon Well fucks he says fuck you you wanted to go and I liked it They had the tots and they did have the tots and bacon pizza Which I did not think there was any chance. Nick's rave review of it was it needs gravy. Nick said it needed tons of gravy. He said

it needed gravy. We were also in line. He went first. You were in front of me and you were like, you know, bacon tots pizza, you know, I gotta try it. And I went, no, you don't. And then I did not get it. I was, I was thinking we can have like all have one slice of it. Hell no. And review that. Hell no. I'm thinking we could have like all have one slice of it. Hell no. And review that. Hell no, I'm trying to keep down lettuce. Yeah.

You would have definitely, you would have yakked that. Country gravy? It needs gravy. Explain yourself. He needs to stop being in front and get back behind the counter and making these fucking decisions. It had like a cheese sauce, didn't it?

No, it was just cheese. No, idiot, the face he made too. No. It had like a cheese sauce. No, just cheese. No idiot the face he made to No, it was cheese Did you even jean fucking eat fucking cheese sauce? Hang on pause pause this fucking cheese sauce Eric I don't think you understand fucking cheese sauce like we need to stop the episode so we can talk about this He looks so incredulous. Yeah Country great. Yeah, why gravy you know what that makes you even crazier than he's saying gravy if you're getting the gravy specifics I'm being specific guys cuz brown gravy would be nuts

I'm not here. It's saying it has to be this gravy. Oh My god, I would would the gravy go under the cheese even even him. He's debating He's he's he's saying it can't be that great because it's too runny not cuz it's gravy right and belong on the pizza Gravy is the last thing that you know are you doing semantics about like no it's the consistent It's gravy we didn't get taco pizza. Oh, no, it's the consistent Hot sauce on its Gravy we didn't get taco pizza. Oh, no, we'll have to go back. Have it You had four people. Why the fuck didn't you go in there with a goddamn spreadsheet? Asking for quits as I surprised I

research I was blown away I was blown away. I Was I was honestly surprised Barrett he was saying all right. I woke up today thinking this would be the last place. I'd be oh man I think you'd be there for dinner, but yeah I don't think I'd be here to wait I didn't think I'd be here until way later. I was planning on going to ZZ's to get six days of pizza in a row. He has to trick his wife into going back.

Six days last week. Yeah, uh, 13, now, uh, uh, uh, does your wife know you've had pizza six days in a row? Five? Not six. She doesn't know about that. Okay, well his wife's gonna find out, then he got six days in a row pizza, and your wife's getting followed. That was the craziest fucking- They're in the house! They're in the house!

Alert! Alert! Sorry, just testing something. Barber, you live there! Get out! Don't worry, just testing. I'm sure that what happened was my wife saw TikTok and and he was working with her friend Alyssa. And it was a thing where it's like, ladies, make sure that you set the short code up on your phone where you say I'm being

followed. And then it texts that person your location. So out of nowhere, I get a text message from my wife to me and her friend Alyssa, and it just says, I'm being followed, then our home address, then her precise coordinates. And I'm like, what the fuck? Then I see a missed FaceTime call. Is that part of the shortcut?

I don't know! Missed FaceTime call is from the- From Alyssa. No, from the stalker. It must be. And then I'm just- They're good, I got them. And I'm just like-

They're fine, I'm taking them out for a pro-go. Ignore that, Jack. I'm getting her a giant Diet Coke. This is also in the middle of texting Gracie a million times. Right. So I just have my phone in my pocket and it's four of 50 texts that are coming through.

And then I finally look at it, I'm being followed, direct coordinates, and I'm like, huh? I don't, I don't understand. And then my wife, minutes later, texts, oh, sorry, I'm setting up, like, I'm playing with shortcuts with Alyssa, and I just wrote Jesus Christ.

And she went, I know, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to worry you, and I just wrote Jesus fucking Christ. Also, again, that could be the abductor texting There's no hey never mind. I was setting up shortcuts. Yeah, there's no There's no reason There's no reason for her to there's no reason for her to do that and you pointed out you're like Why wouldn't you just lead with hey hey, yes, I'm trying out the

shortcut, just FYI, everything's okay. Instead, I got it minutes later. She probably didn't think it would work right away. And it's also a thing where if that if that wasn't an accident, uh huh, right, I go, I know, I think like, you know, she's not being followed. Yeah, in your house. Absolutely not. Right. But she thinks she is. So you still have to do something about it, right? It's not like I'll ignore it either way. That's something you're gonna have to deal with. Oh, yeah. Yep. I do not

Yep, you called the plumber remember Scheduled I don't remember that you talked to him this morning. That's Craig. He's our neighbor I'm looking at the ring. He's not me on the front door his truck is outside. That's the He's in the house. I'm looking at the ring. He's knocking on the front door. His work truck is outside. The dog is in the house. The dog is supposed to be in the house. He's talking into the ring going, hello? Hello? I'm looking for Barbara at the door.

How does he know my name? Who told him? Get home! I'm being followed! Jesus Christ. There's a guy following me out of the grocery store. He's following me to the car. Oh, he has my groceries.

He's handing them to store. He's following me to the car. Oh, he has my groceries. He's handing them to me. He works here. Alyssa was also like the first of the both of them to go like, by the way, she's not being followed. We're trying something. And it was like, Oh, that's thoughtful.

Weety dubs. Yeah. We're just like, just, just in case you thought we were being followed because we told you we were and sent cordons and said, help, help. We're not. I think it and said, help, help. We're not. I think it said like, oh, sorry,

we're playing with shortcuts LOL. And it was like, oh, cool. We're laughing at it. Ha ha ha, Waka Waka. Joke's on me. Yeah, no fucking kidding. No frills, delivers. Get groceries delivered to your door

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We said let's talk as little as possible about CC's and we're doing a great job. We're doing a great job. We really are. Except for this part right here that says from June 2nd through June 17th, not a very long time, friends and families can enjoy the full CC's experience.

What would that be, I wonder? An endless buffet of pizza, pasta, salad, and desserts for only? 599 every Monday and Tuesday if we went on a Wednesday so To redeem this offer a digital coupon is required and can be found at ccs.com slash you So hang on from June 2nd To June 17th is a two-week window where you can only do it

on Monday and Tuesday so so basically four days it's six days oh is it does it And on a Tuesday 16th and 17th, yeah, yeah, they go In hindsight they should just phrase it for the first three. Yes weeks up or yeah, there's another way Crazy crazy press material anyway Can you believe it Cece's has always been about providing guests with an amazing variety of options at a price that's hard to beat. Hard to beat. Now hard. Doesn't mean impossible.

No. Or, you know, it's just like, it'll take some effort because that price is pretty high. Said Jeff Hetzel, president of Cece's Pizza, with dozens of pizza combinations, a full salad bar and indulgent desserts. Our 599 buffet is the perfect way to kick off summer without breaking the bank.

We're proud to deliver the best pizza value anywhere. And this offer is just one more way we're showing our appreciation to the guests who've supported us for 40 years. 40 years? It sounds like you don't appreciate them very much. CeeCees has been going strong. Was it 599 and then the drink and then tax not today Monday Tuesday only Monday Tuesday

Yeah, yeah, don't let that date window fool you. How much was it? It's only on certain each each thing it was a 899 or 999 and then the drink on top. Yeah How much was that fucking drink? Yeah exactly and then the cinnamon roll inside the drink? But you can't drink that. Yeah, Grace tried. She did, she got a little piece. She got a little piece, yep. She got a little piece of cinnamon roll.

Well, we have our review. We have our review of Cece's Pizza Buffet, but we need to hear from you. In a segment we call You Review. You Review. You wanna do Taylor's? Yeah's yeah who wants to the first one to Taylor okay here comes Taylor Jones what's that from Wendy's Taylor J says

giving this one giving this one a one star we came here because the reviews were great great but we get there and the doors are locked due to an emergency. So we call and they said they closed because they don't have drinks. That's not an emergency, mind you, people were still in there eating. Then while on the phone, the lady was rude, Of course. Would not be returning. And as far as management, you need to do better. They completely ignored us as well. Cece's, you have to do better.

You're a pizza place with our favorite drinks. With our without drinks? Oh, yeah, sorry. Oh, with our drinks. Oh, without. OK. Cece's, you have to do better. You're a pizza place with our without drinks

You shouldn't call that an emergency and shut down space exclamation point space period Hey, I was clocking this that that is an insane way to end it But this person every time there's punctuation. It's space punctuation space That's not even like the boomer double stuff thing now that or like double Punctuation yeah like the dot dot or like give him room to breathe. Yeah, why? Exclamation part of sentence hang on space period starting anyone he also gave this one star and did not eat there oh Of course the lady was rude yeah. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably ugly.

Yeah. And a hoe. You ugly, saggy eyed pizza hoe. I did not see her, but she sounded quite ugly. Yeah, bald headed behavior from the CC's manager. Due to an emergency. I mean I- I would say it was not worth it. I would say maybe, maybe if they put emergency

Yeah, you could argue semantics, but I certainly would not want to go in there without a drink You know that salty ass food and all the dry dry brownies nothing no water. No, no drinks No, you death you close a restaurant when you have no liquid. Yep drink Yeah, that is really that opens you up to more liability. It's also people were eating. Well, they're probably already eating Yeah, and then the drinks stop That's exactly what I'm having so much fun We placed our head against the glass and what it probably got fixed later that day or the next day and they place their faces on the inside and they wanted

Free us it's dry the grass is always greener. That's right. Here's here's the next one. This one is from Jackson. Uh-huh. I'm Jack's son. Uh-huh. This is a good one. Go ahead The brown with an E gave me a headache today. The cinnamon roll was geesey The bathrooms stunk I don't feel me right now I Don't feel good overall. I would never go back Do you think the cinnamon rolls were geesey? Seven cinnamon rolls in a cup and they were all pretty geesey

I think it was a type of misword is, today the cinnamon roll was taken by Gracie. Oh, that's what it was. Not Geesey, Gracie. It was Greasey. The brown gave me a headache today. The cinnamon roll was Geesey. The bathroom was stunk. I don't feel good overall.

I would never go back ever again. That's the whole reason. Honestly, I'm with Jack's son on this one because Same the the brownie was bad the bathroom stunk. I went in the bathroom The M stands for Michael Jackson Michael The brown gave me a head. Dude, that's how a five year old would spell brownie. It's brown with the letter E at the end. The cinnamon roll with geese is so funny. Yeah, it was very territorial.

I was trying to get near it and it just kept honking at me. Food, food, the bathroom stunk. It's got yelling, I think you should do it. Okay. This is from dream at dream I'm a great name This isn't the best location. I went to so far. This is the staff is terrible and pizza I went up there at 1029 in the staff set and the staff said you can want a damn minute and Close the door in front me They need to hire new people the piece that the pizza tasted like it was worth nothing

Waste of eight dollars. I see why it's hella cheap place is really dirty I should have looked at the reviews before I went there. It was a waste of time and money I don't recommend this place The staff is terrible and pizza Now There are many ways you can interpret that Here's how I choose the staff is terrible also their pizza It's a bunch of giant slices of pizza walking around. It's really, it's cannibalistic. It really is.

Little tiny pizzas everywhere. You're letting them do this? This is terrible. Say something. This is terrible, somebody do something. You can want a damn minute. You can want a damn minute. Who's lighting up?

Why are the Void Walkers using Parshman as slaves? There you Dude spoilers. I haven't read it yet yet I'm going to Eventually Man Now you'll have to look up Parshendi. Okay. I'm fucking three and a half books in Just get you know I washed away in thousands of pages look out for the void this leapers. Yes isn't the best location

I went to so far that sounded like Nick immediately I know you I was reading a church ago Nick I thought this was good. I said they can be good So many qualifiers. Today was fine. The brownie sucked. Yeah it sucked. See even you admitted it. The brownie. The brown.

The brown with me. And the cinnamon roll was Geese. I was sticky, not Geese. Yeah, you got pretty, got pretty sicky. Oh Man who writes a CCS review is fucking crazy Nick will I'm just gonna say that too, and I just didn't Nick I would never write a review. I would just vote in the poll. Yeah as 100% eat Our voices and by that I mean my voice

need our voices and by that I mean my voice you wanted it and I wanted it and we got it all right let's write this thing well those were your reviews but we have our review of CC's pizza buffet Jordan we'll start with you I was trying to think of other pizza places and I remembered halfway through that double Dave's exists, okay, but What about great competitor? Say it's a real race to the bottom between those two what about? Town I've never been wait shut up. He's talking and he's talking over him. Let him talk over him first Okay, then you can go Okay, they used to be better. They used to be better. So that's good. Right, right. Fuck me. I guess. Yeah. Yeah

I'm sorry. Are we talking double Dave sucks to day news? Yeah. I'm sorry. We talking about Taco Cabana No, what was the other one Taco Cabana no from the from the food court a Weird one like in the Midwest. Oh Like taco John taco John John taco John yeah She's trying this now you can ask about Gattie. Yeah, so what about Gattie? I've never been I can't really say I I Can only imagine based on the sample size Face based on the sample size I have so far that it's gonna be just as bad I don't think there's a winner out of the three of them well that sounds like we have to go to the other two

Let let me ask this we never got the double days on the screen before when was the last time you went to CCS before? This Nick the last time we had it on this show no no no I mean was the last time you went and did the buffet 2018 then why do you want to go so bad Nick Nick when was the last time he already knew we were right yeah it's so it was the last time we didn't hear my school last time you to Gattiland uh you went last year I took Archie was and you ate the pizza yeah he took Archie he was screaming dad I don't want to go please if it was like and he kept saying no no boy of mine's gonna grow up You can want a damn in it pizza town land if it's like the picture you showed us of him at Six Flags

Did he have a really great? On a go-kart Not a ride So okay, so you went to gatt Lane last year and you got the pizza. Yeah, it was good. Okay, what does that mean though? They make their own ranch and house. So why haven't you been screaming for us to go to Gaddy's over CeeCee's?

But the pizza alone is good too. But why CeeCee's instead of Gaddy Lane? Yeah, why you been crowing about CeeCee's for eight years? Because they have the mac and cheese pizza. They did it! They did it today! They did it though. You didn't ask for it!

I was surprised. Stop telling us they have things and then saying you gotta ask for it when you didn't ask for it. He's totally calm. I'll kill you! God! You're doing his catchphrase.

It's not a catchphrase. It's a promise. It's fucking visualization. They also have the taco pizza. I'm putting it on my vision board. Didn't have the taco pizza. Manifest visualization. They also have the talk of peace. I'm putting it on my vision board. Didn't have the talk of peace. Manifestation. We didn't ask for it. You push me it's gonna be a hex. I'm real close to being a hex. And then you don't want me to upgrade to a full curse.

Next time you gotta let me plan so we can have a plan. There won't be a next time. Yeah, I'm sorry. You'll be fucking lucky if we ever mention Cece's on the show again after today. I'll make it my business to mention it again. I'll make it his business He's about to give you the business Okay, I'm gonna throw up at CC I don't want to taste it again CC sucks the same it's it's pizza

They cooked and put on a heat lamp and it's like it it just it tastes like the fucking Chuck E Cheese pizza. It's all the fucking thing they all source the ingredients from the same fucking place, and they're all the same 33% of this food fucking sucks as it tastes like shit is fucking slup. It's buffet Doesn't change anything for That doesn't change anything For Nick it means context It's pretty good for that though. It's pretty good for slum. Shit fucking Actually, it's really good We left now I'm going he just started Nick started screaming about how it's gonna be good content.

He's just like that and that but then he also kept saying that's what I meant the whole time. Cut to six years from now when we go to Gaddy's and he's going it was content the whole time. No bitch you're like they make the sauce fresh in the the bag the ranch and the blue cheese and they make it there No, it was cuz it's funny. Oh, we didn't ask for it Because it's not good, it's not good it sucks. It really can't be it sucks and I hate it 25% 29 combined score 29 I've had 29 combined score 29

Remember I used to go to double Dave's a lot when when the office was down there, right? Yes, yeah, it was a nice cheap place to go get some bad pizza. Yeah And see the cook the coke freestyle machine from the RTAA. What's funny is in the 12 year sense? I've never heard you go guys. We gotta go to the table. I used to go there all the time. It's so good. It's so good. Is it? It's buffet. I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes I get pizza logs at Q2 stadium when I'm starving and there's no other option. Yeah. Yes. They are. They're like eating concrete. Yeah. They really sink to the bottom

It's really it's great when you have a couple of beers and you eat those and then it's just like I won't be hungry for hours I'm full. I can't drink anymore. It's like eating just a brick in your stomach. Oh Boy, yeah, you can they taste like it 29% for Cece's pizza buffet Good if you are better than I thought I'd get. If you're like over the age of like 25, you don't need to be going to Cece's pizza buffet. Go to fucking Little Ceasers, okay? That $5 pizza is like a million times better.

Take your Cookie Monster pajama pants. Not all you can eat. Right. You're 25, eat something good, not do something a lot. I am 25. At heart. We both know that's not true. What do you mean? You're 25 eat something good not do something a lot At heart balls no, that's not true At heart I mean you're gonna remind you how long ago you went to college Really turned in gray last time yeah, that was he got action. I was a real doogie house

Yeah, okay Yeah, well that episode of doogieie Howser where he wanted to go to Cece's cause it's buffet! We gotta go, this guy's a doctor! Dr. Howser having his 12th birthday party at Cece's. Like, we would do Cece's pizza with like, Mega 64 occasionally when it was like, let's write an idea. Like, we have to like, write a video. And we'd go and you'd sit and you'd just eat all like, this garbage pizza and then walk away with like, Okay, we have like, an idea or whatever. But like, I can and we'd go and you'd sit and you'd just eat all like this garbage pizza and

then walk away with like oh yeah we have like an idea or whatever but like I Can't going there now is like I wanted to leave as soon as we got and we left Gracie sim roll yeah, what's happened because it was exciting Throw up, but it was getting us out the door yep We should have I'm back to you though when they were like Over a dozen combinations with dozens of pizza combinations. Yeah, but they're not there. Yeah. Yeah, we can do anything I got it. I got a request. Where the fuck are they? They had two different types of pepperoni pizza. Where was the request? They did have two different types of pepperoni. Who's requesting the pepperoni with the regular pepperoni and the cup-a-roni?

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He refuses to promote our Streamly event. God damn it! I didn't bother me back then, but we're getting closer and closer. We are getting very close. Streamly event on July the 12th. Yeah, sign up because we can... Oh! That was good. We'll have a list of like who's getting what and we'll say hi and we do the signings on the stream so you can see that it's real and then I'm gonna make Eric kiss everyone. He would know. He's done it. He knows what he's talking about.

Oh no, I have to wear lipstick and I have to kiss it and I have to wear lipstick? By the time it's coming out... I do it. I do it, I do real-worldly. Real-worldly. Real-worldly, it's like when someone comes up to me in the real world and says, will you sign this? It's like that, but- I only do this on stream.

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