100% Eat - Sauce Monkey is the Joker %% Wingstop Sweet Chili Glaze Wings

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

Our Heroes return to Wingstop to try ANOTHER new flavor. They haven't been here since Secret War came out (remember that show?) but that won't stop Nick from asking for more and more and what did we get and what about fries? Should we even be saying Sweet Chili? Learn about a bakers dozen, blue sneeze vs blue cheese, and the Taco Pass video. We have a lot of new stuff coming down the pipe so be sure to subscribe our youtube channel. Also grab a shirt at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Why'd you say that? Jordan, how are you? Because they don't need it. What? No! We don't need it. What? We don't need it. They certainly don't. Are you telling me that this is all a ruse to get us in her room together and talk about anything besides the food? It's finally time to admit it. Are we coming clean? This has only been a sports podcast from the beginning. The whole Michael Jordan thing was a joke. We just like basketball. And finally we're going to talk about it. Ja Morant highlights. Look them up.

The tarantula. Tarantula the Tarantula He's always climbing Spinning webs. You know there's people that have a tarantula named Tarantula. Like definitely. This is my tarantula, Kevin Tarantula I was just playing Because Alfredo played it on his stream

And I've been meaning to play it for years and years and I'm like I should get to it. I just started playing Miles Morales Finally. Oh cool. I played the fuck out of the first spider man. Hey it froze I played the fuck out of the first spider-man when it came out and I was like I'll get to Miles Morales I think he came out five years ago. Yeah, I was playing it and there's this one side mission where this guy's bodega gets robbed And you gotta like he's like they stole my cat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah cats named spider-man. Yep. It's very funny He's like spider-man you get spider-man and you walk in, he's like, I'm here. He's like, not you, my cat.

Yeah. And so the whole time he's kept going, Spider-Man, we got to save Spider-Man. And it's also so funny how they're always like, Spider-Man. He's like, I'm here. And they go, not you. Yeah. We mean the real Spider-Man or the cat.

The cat. You also unlock a suit that lets you have the cat in the backpack. So you can be Spider-Man with Spider-Man. That is pretty cool. I just saved the second cat in the backpack. Vector. Vector cat?

That's just another side mission. This guy's like, my cat Vector got away. And he ran around through the sewers. That's a dumb name. Yeah, Spider-Man was a better name for the cat. Why isn't that cat's name Durantula? Yeah. I wasn't thinking.

Or the rhino. Or, or. Stingy toot. Trix the rabbit. Oh. Trix the rabbit is a good name for a cat. It is. I was thinking, I think a good name for a dog

would be Pepsi. Pepsi's a good name for a dog. I think that's the only time you'd ever want Pepsi. Exactly! Yeah, exactly. Michael, that's exactly what I said. Like, this is it. And then if you're like-

Is Pepsi okay? Yeah, if you think the dog's like acting weird or something, you'd be like, is Pepsi okay? Yeah. This is great. Name your dog Pepsi. Or else. I have a bunch of stray cats that come to my back door

that I've taken to naming. Okay, uh-huh. And they are? We've got FreeWi-Fi. Okay. That's a great name for a cat. Rotten Soldier. Okay, that's a more interesting one.

That's fucking crazy. Jumbo Large. Okay, okay. It's a fat cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, is it a real small a crazy jumbo large. Okay. Okay. It's a fat cat. Yeah I was like is it a real small cat we got sweet pea. Okay, sweet cat. Mm-hmm and Chris Evans you got a lot of stray cats. Yeah, there's different flavors These all sound like names of people who would be in Guess what we rivals. So we're getting a crew together. Yeah, it froze Stop tell me

Don't need it Guess what he's like what I was like, guess what he's like, what is it? What is it? I want to know What is it man? What is it? Just turn it off? He's right. Just turn it on Did you enjoy the Nick has to get up counter on the I did did you see dude? I I was surprised I video did you see dude I I was surprised how high I got up you cut that football game and uploaded it and I was skimming through the description because I can't read the whole thing and I was just like I thought you said it was two

hours and fifty minutes and you cut it down and then I started playing it and I was like you cut it down in two hours and fifty minutes? fuck this is still long as shit I cut about fifty minutes that blew me away how long that was well I was surprised I was going to try to get it down to like ninety and I was like there's this is still long as shit! I cut about 50 minutes That blew me away how long that was I was surprised, I was gonna try to get it down to like 90 And I was like, there's too much good stuff in here There's too much gold

Especially for stuff we do You weren't there, you don't get to talk about it Yeah, we do nothing, everyone was there Even Gracie Gracie wasn't there? She was in the stream, fool When did you call in? Did Gracie call in in I called Gracie? No, that's fine. That's okay. She's had a picture of a dog. Oh

What dog there's a cute dog at a bar? Oh She's at a ball us and didn't know but then still went to a bar. Yeah It's true and and Michael tried to tempt Nick I Offered I placed it. He yeah, he really sucked down those hot dogs though He really did I ate one two eight one he was right. Did you eat them both? Yeah? Yeah, they suck both down I knew you were gonna eat the other one. Yeah like 24 hours later. Okay, Michael knows us. He knows us so well He's like he brought two hot dogs Thank you for not saying anything by the way

I Was letting you guys talk about your fun stream okay that I'm sad I missed okay Nick not eating the hot dog and then eating hot dog later is exactly what's happening with the food that we have about ten feet that oh yeah I mean I wouldn't say he didn't not eat the hot dog he ate his hot dog immediately. Yeah. And then he ate Jordan's hot dog.

And then Michael brought it knowing that I was not going to eat it. Yeah, there were two hot dogs, one for Nick and one for tomorrow Nick. I said I wouldn't be rude enough to not bring Jordan a hot dog, but I also knew he was never going to eat the hot dog because they were eating food already.

I'm like, oh, thank you, Michael, I'm just so full. I said one of two things will happen. He'll either go, mm, I'm not full. I just had these chilies wings or he'll go damn. I wish I didn't eat these chilies wings Yeah, I'm still full. I'm not eating it. Yeah It's one of those two but I'll still offer. Yeah, but Nick saw it was like time to wrestle with God. Of course Yeah, well, I got here and Nick was kind of in the gutter And so and he was like and he's like I won't drink hot dog. Give me it inhaled it immediately It was fresh

Then you ate a dog a day later, so you don't Gotta you just well I Knew I'd eat the other one later. So this is what's happening with the leftover voodoo fries and wings. No, and, but also I didn't want to leave Jordan out, so that's why I brought the gallon of water. Very nice. I was very happy with it. I knew.

Thank you so much for the water. I knew we could count on you. And he had already brought water. We both knew that. We're picking up the slack here. This is a much better screen. Just some clouds. It's beautiful sunset It's peaceful. It looks like it looks like it looks like that or um Nope It's gonna suck us up. Oh look at that he did did it. I know we're seven minutes in books. What food we are reviewing

Wingstop sweet chili glaze. Yep, so is that it is that it? I was very controlled That's you controlled huh? I just said hey, what do you happen to get anything else? He he stumbled over his kid? I just said I was so controlled. I only went up a wall one time. He was he was very controlled like the Joker I hope is the taco pass video coming out this week or yeah it was that video is it out now yes it is it is out now by the time this is okay I was watching it the October like was uh, like, was it really October? I thought it was, that was March 24. No, I wouldn't be dressed up for Halloween in March. I don't know. I forgot. I thought it would be fun. November 1st. You're dressed up like the Joker. I go, Oh man. Like,

Oh, you did. You were like, I remember the mocker. Yeah. Like give me a joke. I was like, Oh, the mocker. Well, the mocker was from dog park. Yeah. Yeah, it was like November 1st Yeah, it was the day after I did go that's right cuz I kept saying oh, they're wondering why But I also went on Halloween We were on our way we're on our way to Ray's house yeah For his only part, I was like, guys, question, can we stop at Taco Bell real quick? I gotta do something.

I gotta do something. And I'm not complaining at how long this video came out, how long it took, because I wasn't envious to edit it, but as an aside, that was so much work. Both physically going and filming it every single time. There was like one or two of those videos where my kids in the backseat and I had to angle it away. And I would be like two minutes into reviewing it

and they'd talk and I'd like stop and be like, you gotta be quiet real quick. I'm doing something very important. Hi, this is number 19. Number 19. We got our friend Richard to edit it. It was horrible. He did a great job putting it together.

He did a great job and also I think. He's such a good editor. I think he started around the time David Lynch died because the beginning slowly. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he did it really fast. Slowly fading to black and white and then bong and then jumping back to color.

And if you've seen it. He seemed inspired. If you've seen it, I'm inspired. If you've seen it, I'm talking to the audience now and I imagine it's familiar editing. He also edited the carnival. Yeah, the big fair. The fair in June.

He went to the fair. Remember how it got real strange? He was also in it. Yes, he was. Remember when it got real strange sometimes? I imagine you're referring to things like that. Yeah, huh? It's just like the monkey floating in his Jesus or something.

Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of cool stuff. How long is the video? It's about 30 the monkey floating in his Jesus or something. Yeah, there's all the cool stuff. How long is the video? It's about 30 minutes. I remember Richard telling me, he's like, I've been editing this taco pass video. I'm sure he doesn't like me now. Not that he ever cared that he had any opinion of me at all, but now he's going, I don't like this.

This fucking taco fuck. I hate this guy. Dude, it had to be over an hour of footage. He said, I really am like scraping the bottom of the barrel in transitions. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, it's only 25 or so. Crazy.

Yeah, that was hell. Yep. That was absolutely, the eating it was the easiest part. It was the going to get it and the filming it and like, oh, there were a couple times I just phoned it in and recorded it at my house. You had to beat the over, you know? Oh, I crushed the over.

But here's the thing. You didn't crush the over. The Taco Bell, Taco Pass video came out Saturday, so a couple of days ago. The day this episode comes out, we're doing a live stream. I'm gonna believe it. Of the Taco Bell with Moss Live event.

And it's it, which which is what it's basically our like you know it's our Apple keynote it is it is the Apple keynote. Why is Taco Bell having one? Because they did it last year where they laid out all their limited time stuff for the year we're gonna see all the Taco Bell stuff we're gonna eat but that's 2025 but that's a like six paragraph what am I getting right three-paragraph but when you eventize it then you become bigger you become something more is it was it enough of a success for them to do again yeah surely it couldn't have been a failure I don't think it was wild better than if they had just like did a press release I also think that

they're a billion dollars. They're the only ones doing it this way. So until other people start doing it this way, I think they're gonna keep doing it. So we'll be live streaming it. Move over E3, hello T3. That's what I'm talking about. Go to 100% eat.com or patreon.com slash 100% eat.

You can sign up for a Patreon, it's five bucks. And then you get into the Discord. This is a live stream? Yeah. You gonna come into this one? Yeah, okay? All right, what if it's cold? Yeah, what if it's cold Ted if it's cold then who then I can't guarantee where I'll be Can I say to it was cold as fuck yesterday? Totally could have come in and recorded I know initially we had to do it back and forth on that but works out because I was Sick as fuck. Yeah, what so I worked out for you. I don't know

I got it wasn't like a cold like I heard about something like coming out Of your eyeballs. Yeah, I just my I Would not my I would not stop tearing up and I dude I Would sneeze every 30 seconds it was you know like when you sneeze and it's a relief Yeah, it's a relief and then one second later. It'd be like I'm gonna sneeze again, and then I wouldn't It was hell is that allergies. I don't know because usually like yeah, but I can't hopping is what I Know yeah, well my kid did run around in the snow at 1 a.m. I Stood out there like an asshole. Yeah, because it doesn't snow here. Yeah, so did you do anything about it? I mean I felt you were yeah, you were allowing this to happen. Yeah

I see yeah, cuz the school had already gotten canceled Yeah And they woke up and it was like actually decently snowing, like real snow, snow. And I was like, dude, go to bed. And they were like, it never snows here. I was like, fuck, you're right it doesn't. Fine! Like, meanwhile you, like, I see snow all the time. I know, I'm standing outside just like, dude, it's so cold. It sucks, it sucks.

And the kids are like, no, it's not. It's not even snow. And then they kept wanting to take their gloves off, didn't play with the snow. I was like, stop, it's too cold. They're like, no, it isn't then they took their gloves off and a minute later. They were like, hmm. You were right Yeah, I know don't they finally went inside. They were like, well if you think we should go inside Oh not cuz you're cold. Yeah, right. Yeah Twist my arm. Yeah, yeah I would break off. It was so cold. Yeah, did your kid experience snow? Did he give a shit? He was sick, so he didn't get to play in it

I mean my kid was sick, too. That's why I didn't care. You're already sick get out there. Yeah, I wasn't sick We went out and he was instantly like this is cold. I mean if they don't give a shit. That's a free pass Yeah, yeah, I take it. They were like, but I care. And I was like, oh, fine. Some of the other places that got snow got so much more than us. Like Houston got like blanketed. It was like inches, almost like foot of snow. Even New Orleans, which is crazy.

I can imagine snow. Houston told people not to drip their pipes, because they'll like, the amount of water, if everyone was dripping their pipes, the amount of water would cause the water pressure to decrease too much and they wouldn't be able to provide. So we'd be better off having frozen pipes. Yeah, and it's like, oh, I'm sorry, is the city gonna pay for my busted pipe?

No, just if you could just have it happen. I mean, I didn't drip my pipe because I was lazy. Oh, I definitely did my pipes. But also it was a day. Yeah. If it gets to like 32, even if it's just at like 33, maybe it's gonna get 32, I drip them. I don't even...

This is also the guy, and I just rewatched the episode where he's not allowed to leave when it's 40 degrees out. Yeah. That, I forgot about that one last year. Well, that's another reason why we couldn't do the episode yesterday. That's why we recorded from home, and I just laid into him the whole episode

Because it was he wasn't allowed to it wasn't even his choice He was my allowed to leave my small wife told me hell no and I said Good enough for me. Yeah, that's that was pretty much the long short. I was watching it I've been rewatching face jam for 2024 and I'm like why the fuck are we doing this from a home and then nine seconds in? I'm like well. fuck are we doing this from a home and then nine seconds in I'm like well Okay, go out there degrees out of like oh now. I know never mind And then the next episode starts and we go well. We couldn't go out last time I just did not I just did not drop it If you watch I also I also got to the top of the one where he kept saying we were doing

Gemsgiving goes last gemsgiving and he dated it, he's like, January 26th for sure. And we kept going, are you sure? What if it moves? He goes, no, I'm calling it, I'm calling it, I'm calling it. And then I ended up going to New York that weekend, and then the next episode kept going, oh, oh, Michael, can't make it, oh, we have to move it,

I'm sorry, because of Michael, oh no. But it was like a nine hour sticky dragon stream. That they just went, nah, fuck you, this is that. And you brought that up. He's like, no, I think it was because of Michael. I think it was because of Michael. Oh no. I know we said this is 100% eat.

I'm dialing it back. I think even Face Jam might've been funny. Face Jam might've been pretty good. It might've been pretty funny. It might have And we say this too, you gotta listen to it and remember it Gracie is so normal She's so normal you forget she's there you forget she's there in watching the taco video from October of 2023 It's like Gracie chimes in and it's like oh, I don't I don't know how many he's gonna eat and like she doesn't say anything crazy

She doesn't she doesn't go normal. She doesn't go. Oh, I love Taco Bell. I get it all the time Even the feeding trough episode. Yeah, she's like, hey, my brother has this crazy story tells it and then yeah Yes, and it's over. Yeah, it's so weird It was that was I think an initial crazy Gracie because that's our wobbling a grenade and then going She threw the grenade and left through the grenade and then stood next to it picked it up and said what's this? Michael, did you do this? Is this an Easter egg? Woo! Woo! Believe it or not, never once in Face Jam

does she say, let's play a verbal game. No! I! I don't, boy, I don't know where this person came from. Yeah. She also worked for us like twice. It seemed like a natural progression at the time, but looking back, it's not.

It's accelerated as fuck. It pretty much like the Olive Garden episode is like, Yes! We brought her, it was like, alright, we're a different company. Do you like gnocchi? Yeah, they have that! They have that. I say they have that in Reps Day, I think all the time.

Now, someone says something, can I go, do you like this? They have that! And they don't know what I'm talking about, but I say, it's like when I just say office references and it make no sense. I do that. They have that fucking great is great She's nuts. She's so nuts. It's incredible. Oh my god. Anyway, we were to wing Stop. Yeah, I think it's wings top wing stop They're top we should change their name It's definitely not wings go cuz there were a lot of people in there

standing around. Wings stay. Dude, no kidding. Nobody was eating in the restaurant. A guy got some food and he left and he came back with the food because it wasn't his fucking order and then had to hand it to a different guy to get his other order. It was like, what the fuck? And the whole time. He was like, hey, sorry, I got your order. I didn't eat anything, but I did lick my fingers and stick it in the back. So he was like, hey, sorry I got your order. I didn't eat anything, but I did lick my fingers and stick it in the bag. So he was getting, they were all door dash guys. And so he got handed a bag and then he left

and he came back a minute later and then handed that bag to a different guy and then he got his bag, whatever. As that's happening, we're still waiting for our order. So I'm trying to clock like, oh, was one of this mine by accident or where's ours at, whatever, and Nick is on top of me. What'd you get? What'd you get? We get sandwich. What we get? What we get? What we get?

I don't know. I asked what we're getting or Nick asked. And I think he asked his own question and demanded an answer because I knew I was like, I remember one point I just went, I think we're getting chicken. Uh-huh. Because I knew I remember you, you had said said like oh, there's new sauces at Wingstop The rare time I actually knew what was going on and he's like sandwich sandwich sandwich. There's there's there's a new sandwich

I'm like, I heard off very innocent. So what did it started off innocent? Yeah, I agree And and then he didn't get an answer within point because I was yes. I entered him I said chicken chicken because I didn't answer because I was trying to clock what if this is if somebody just walked out With the wrong food if that's about to be us. It's gonna be a whole fucking problem Yeah, so let me keep an eye on what it's go. Hey, what's this? What do you what are we getting? What are we getting? We getting chicken? What are we getting? What flavor are we getting sandwich? What the fuck? What flavor and are there fries you can hear it in the right? Oh, that's right You can't record it and you answered uh-huh, and then he just kept naming all the other things

They I said this one too What else did you get? fries Get hot did you get garlic and then I was imposing myself on I was like, what'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get? Looming. And he kept saying, they can't even see you.

We weren't filming it. I was just getting closer and closer to him. Closer and bigger. Yeah, I was getting bigger. And that was the fun inside the Wingstop. That and Nick having to climb out a passenger door. Yeah. He didn't have to.

He definitely wasn't gonna fit the other way. He could have tried. Yeah. That means you let yourself go. That's what he did. It means that the car that we were parked next to park like shit I think is trying to be it well. He tried to be in our picture, too Oh, that's right. He tried to get right in that he was it was like this is 100% I'm gonna be in this picture Sometimes people do that in the restaurant when we're taking a picture, and there's a window behind us. Yeah, be like that's true That's happened before I have like in the subway. Yeah, yep

Man well, I did not know what's happening in the moment. I look back at the picture was like who were they? I also I told you guys I totally fucking forgot but in the in the Chuck E cheese episode when we have the car accident fucking Gracie Exact same thing about pictures the restaurant. She's a what do you think that guy thought? We think he thought when like all of us are favorite and I'm going your people in a car Your people in a goddamn car. Yep. She says the exact same thing and I answered the exact same way Yeah, it's just not picture at a restaurant. It's people driving in a car. Uh-huh Well, that's yeah, but what could it be? That's even crazy Have you ever seen like five people in a car? Whoa, that's pretty crazy But like three in the back?

Some laps that can go on? Uh huh. Pretty strange stuff. What's up Spotify? This is Javi. I remember this one time we were on tour. We didn't have any guitar picks and we didn't have time to go to the store.

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Whatever you choose, your espresso will be handcrafted with care at Starbucks. Well, we have a lot to learn about Wingstop, a place we don't go to a lot. So you guys ready to learn? I bet we don't. I'm ready. What do you mean? Our last Wingstop episode was July 4th,

whoo, 2023, where we ate the secret invasion wings. It received an average rating of six zero. You guys remember anything about those? No, no, not at all. Why was it called secret invasion wings. It received an average rating of six zero. You guys remember anything about those? No. No. Not at all. Why was it called secret invasion? I remember secret invasion the show.

That's it was a tie in for that. There were two different flavors and one was like a Captain Marvel and the other one was like a scroll something or whatever. Scroll? Scroll. Elder Scrolls. Elder Scrolls.

Scroll. Elder Scrolls. Scroll. Elder Scrolls. Yeah, secret invasion and Elder Scrolls, elder scrolls Yes, secret invasion and elder scrolls course Course or Crewers tours. Do you ever just go you walk in through the front door? Yes, and States That its goal is to become a quote top 10 global brand and set out to do that in

2022 by opening its first locations in Canada since then it's grown and actually has its limited menu in Canada where their sweet Chili glaze is called Pacific glaze which makes the American Wingstop sound racist Maybe like is sweet chili a thing we shouldn't be saying? Is this an Inuit situation? We're not comfortable with this, but it actually emboldens the monkey to say sweet chili more often and ask if you're triggered. Well, you're safe to say that for the next four years.

Yeah. So don't worry. Yeah, you'll have no repercussions. Don't worry. I mean, I'll be uncomfortable, but. Nick, full pardon. Yeah. Yeah. Don't worry. You have no repercussions. Don't worry. I mean I'll be uncomfortable. Nick, full pardon. But I caused a death. Full pardon. See that one woman like turned down the pardon. She's like yeah, we were actually wrong about January 6th. I think we should be in jail. Whoa, cool. Yeah, anyway the guy. Double her sentence.

Anyway, the guy who had like the red and blue face paint with like the buffalo head. He's out. He's buying guns Somebody already went back to jail Went back to jail and like a gun charge that Rocks I thought he probably thought he could do anything. I'm free Triple pardon me again. Hello Hello Hello, not everyone Everyone I can't believe he let all those anti-fa people out and that's crazy. Yeah, it's true

I was led to believe that it was an Tifa and BLM. Yeah, he let them all out. That's fucking crazy It's so nuts. That's why he's our guy It truly is you just come back around yeah Full circle. All right, if you think this is too much you're fucked yeah Domino's pizza is in contention To spend 400 million dollars to take over wing stops UK operation this may seem counterintuitive to the previous fact Global brand but someone has to trick the British into eating flavored food a nation of curly whirly and Turkish delight eaters Maybe change the name to wings to just an idea

We put a you in there like Yeah, yeah, I mean I got it. I just felt like I had to pronounce it. Yeah, no you got no yeah Wings, it would still be wing stop, but it's just got the you in there before the P Hey, I didn't say anything he He's fixing it, by the way. Yeah. But this time he doesn't have to get up and unplug something. So I don't know what's different than last time. Don't worry, it's okay.

Oh, is it because he's sitting there? I was watching the football game over there. But I felt like he was still unplugging something. The people who were watching couldn't see us. Yeah. It was freezing for them too. Because we're still recording. This camera is still fine. Yeah. It's not being fed into a stream. It's every 10 seconds.

It's just our capture card. We just have to get it in the right shape. I know what it is. I even agreed with you and stopped mentioning it and he can't let it go. So me and Nick stayed late, for us again. Me and Nick stayed late last time and installed. For 14 seconds.

We installed a deck link to see if we could get that work. Did it work? No, and I don't know why. Like it's fucking killing me. We took so long trying to figure out how to do more. It's even more irritating because any amount we're talking about it, they don't see it.

Yep. The people watching are going, shut up. Just imagine, just get it in your eye. You know, like when somebody flashes like a flashlight in your eyes and it like stays there for a second, get really close to the screen, make sure it's really bright, then close your eyes and then listen for like about

four or five minutes that's what it's like when the screen is frozen for us yeah but it doesn't really bother me I just mentioned it because it bothers Nick absolutely we didn't have it for a long time uh-huh but now we have it yeah he's compelled to fix it yeah that sucks hey one day we'll get that capture card yep I don't know now we will well will we get day we'll get that capture card. Yup. I don't know why. Now we will. Well, will we get the lights first or the capture card? Hey, let's buy them both at the same time.

I bet you can both get them on Amazon. Yeah, but I don't know which lights. I'm scared. I'm scared about the lights. Maybe look at one. Look at one in the ceiling and buy that one. They got thrown away. The ones that are still on?

What the? That we're looking at right now? Huh? In 2016 a Colorado Wingstop employee was filmed dunking her head into a bucket of chicken and rubbing her face in the food. What? She was fired. Why? And the owner said the employees made a quote bad judgment call. Many are making bad judgment calls over the last week worldwide as they stand at a podium and let you know Their heart goes out to you then doing a very weird salute twice Oh, we're being told an executive order has been signed deeming this a good judgment call and now we have to dunk our head in

chicken come on That's enough No more of this. This is the this is the last episode we talk about this stuff. Is that right? It's the last time. Put my foot down. We here at 100% eat, like all audience members. Yeah, we want to welcome everyone. The ultimate centrist podcast, 100% eat. We think there's

good and bad people on both sides. I want to reach across the aisle. And slap you all. Hahahaha. We rate every food a 50. Right down the middle. It's all about compromise. I just walk down the middle and it's going to slap people.

Just slapping them in their faces. Except Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She doesn't get smacked. Oh, man. She probably dodged the blow. Yeah. Yeah, she's a really smart one to know. She looked at it and she went, oh. We'll just duck a little. Yeah. Oh, he said he was dodged the blow. Yeah. Yeah, she's my one to know she looked at it She went well just duck a little yeah, oh he said he was gonna do something. Yeah, I'm gonna get out of the way

Yeah, I wouldn't slap her because I'm like to You were a bartender Come on grow up What what what I listen to you you I only listen to podcast I'm an informed citizen podcast I saw I saw Joe Rogan and Conan O'Brien hilarious screen cap where somebody was I don't know what the fuck they were talking about but it was some misinformation bullshit where everyone was going around saying like this just is patently not true and then somebody replying going do you have proof I've seen this on many podcasts oh my god

like sincerely saying that's the old I was explaining this to someone who thank God wasn't a fan like a real person the other day where someone was saying something and I just made something up No, I just I was like no you said this like no I didn't anyway. I think I heard it in a podcast And then I had to explain that or like I think it was in a minecraft He said it to Matt definitely said it I don't remember it was in a podcast or a Minecraft. Yeah, so there's my proof Uh, which one I don't know you'll have to find it, but it happened. I could be going shit I mean, yeah, I could be wrong. I could be wrong. Probably not though. Yeah

They don't say I could be wrong. They go. I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I heard this I could be wrong absolves you. Yeah, yeah, all the wrong things. I just say it also absolves you of Not even attempting to source it by going, ah, it's in the podcast somewhere. It's like somewhere. So anyway, it's only a couple hundred of those. Yep. If you get your news from us, you're probably pretty informed, honestly. You're welcome. Yeah, we probably do a pretty good job. Yep. We fact check live. Speaking of fact checks, how about one more fact? One more factazoid? A 1.7 million dollar settlement has been reached regarding a wage theft

scheme involving the owner of five Bakersfield Wingstop locations. Can I stop you right there? You may? Of course it's a Bakersfield Wingstop. Of course! They're also there's five Wingstops in Bakersfield? There's like five people. I say make seven more

Have a Bakersfield dozen I like that. I like that. I like that chef at one point called a dozen of Baker's dozen He was like wish 12 and that's not what that's what it does. Anyway, wait, what is the maker? It was a let's play once. Yeah Could be wrong. He said it to Jeremy. Yeah. Alright, the rest of the fact. Anyway, I'm not gonna reread it.

You read the first part. The wage theft took place from June 2019 to April of 2022, and the owner must pay $5 for every $1 that was originally owed to workers. That rules. Where he had to declare that happened to all of us at the last Company to they took our lunch money or whatever this was so we're gonna sue Jack wainer and all of his brothers for ten dollars

Ten ten dollar million dollars, but we're willing to settle for like four million dollars got us the check now Jack wainer But that see but I what happened was I changed the name to the sky So we're gonna know who we're talking about. There's no libel now, right? No names. Uh-huh. No names were said That's right. David's ass long Dude were you jacking me Thank you Dude, were you jacking me? Fake news! No, I wasn't. I wasn't jacking Wainer. Rocko from Mega64 has been locked in a room

at the time of this recording for over 48 hours. Can he just stop talking about him though? It's like someone's always talking about their ex. I don't care. Stop talking about your Mega64. Never! The problem is that I'm also very into this stream. Yeah, but you never dated them, so it's fine.

You were just friends. It's true. A clown painted his face blue on day one and now he's just got face paint on. There's no shower. How many days has he been going? As of this recording, two full days. It's been at least 48 hours. He has over 100 hours that he still has to do still.

Hopefully he still makes it to Tuesday. Key factor without getting into any of the nitty gritty, it's doing like a subathon. What did he set the time for for one sub? How much time did that add? Initially, within the first, I think, half hour, because they've never done this before. And I want to say, they also started at like, what, 19 hours, I think they originally started at? Yeah. And so, they didn't do any research and they just- A quick Google search.

So they said one sub equals 10 minutes and quickly it went from 19 hours to 128 hours. And they only made $30. And I was texting them going, you have to change this. You can't, he's never going to leave. Dude, doing, I was just doing like quick math for for one sub for 10 minutes Yeah, what one hour six subs? Yeah, for an hour 30 bucks, which which it's 30 bucks, but you only get half That's $15 an hour. He's getting your work. You're looking $15 an hour. Well, hopefully in some yeah. Yeah. Well, it's California $15 an hour to be locked in a room forever

$15 an hour for the first 120 hours. I mean, he's just trapped. Oh, no. If Rocco heard you say that, he'd be like, come on. Come on. Stop it. That's terrible. But it's been really good.

I'm not jorking it. Because it's just people in the local man caught jorking. Everyone's saying I'm went to Roscoe. He went to the Roscoe. He went to the bathroom and everyone was like, is he jorking it in there? Jorking it dude. He's peeing for a long time. I bet he's jorking.

He's cranking hog in there, dude. It's he announced that he was leaving Rooster Teeth. Do weirdly only guy are still working. Yeah, he's live on stream. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rocco announces resignation. Oh dude we should we should do one of those breaking news alerts. Oh yeah, Rocco leaves Rooster Teeth. Rocco leaves Rooster Teeth. It's a good idea. I'm good. I'll do that. Didn't he already do it at least twice? He's done it like two or three times. Yeah, and he's also done it. I know there was at least one again. Yeah. Yeah, there was one after Rooster Teeth. Yeah, times. Yeah, and he knows there was at least one again Yeah, yeah, there was one after yeah, absolutely

Yeah, well you're trying out. He was trying to stick it to Jack Weiner He's holding on the fort he's been jacking his way Man Waiting is Jack that was the facts yep, Nick. Do you think we got any facts there were the rock of? Nick do you think we got an adequate amount of food? Yeah, you nailed it. Are you have the ranch? But yeah too much ranch idiot why blue cheese I was I'll say this to I didn't know about his like favoring

Cheese or have we all been from a specific place. I knew specific place. I knew the wing stop was a thing. In general, I know he prefers blue cheese. Yeah. And so when Eric took everything out of the bag and was like, and hey, here's two blue cheeses, he puts it over there and goes, and look at this, Nick, two ranchers. Because it's your favorite. No, because then it was like, Nick was like, okay. I really thought because it's your you said it was your favorite ranch. Yeah. And he's he's like, no, they reacted a little bit angry. Yeah. Yeah. No blue cheese. But then the blue cheese, I said my favorite blue cheese is from Wingstop. Not my favorite ranch.

Come on favorite ranch. Here's when he said that I went. Oh, yeah. I remember him saying that would have never known. Why did he bother? Right because I thought it would be fun for Nick if you got it, right Why would you bother and why would you do that knowing what he does on a daily basis? Did in fact do to you today I just Nick deserves I remember some weird thing in correct Uh-huh, and he got a nice one. He got put on the bonkers, but I know you already said you're not this

Yeah, and also real nice of you. I thought I thought it was great great. Yes, you're just wrong It's like I got you you're a great red Power Rangers like I fucking hate the red power Yeah, exactly. I wanted to go like the Green Rangers. Yeah, see he knew I thought it was weird. I thought it was like we all like blue cheese. Nick likes ranch I thought that's what the thing was and he likes both. Yeah, they're both good Yeah, but his favorite is the blue cheese. His favorite is blue cheese in general, but wing style blue cheese. Oh, man Yeah, and you only got two yeah god so your favor actually turned out to be an insult kind of yeah Oh, hey, I don't let it happen again. I already went on a fucking bonkers board for it

Yeah, what did you write blue cheese right-handed? So it's like shit. I think he fixed it I did I wrote blue cheese mix up and did you okay? Writing it right-handed, and it's like blue sneeze started goinghanded and it's like blue sneeze Going over it I tried I did the H and it looked like an ends. I was like, oh, it's gotta have a little I was like she just Gotta line this up. You fucking miss They just put a line on this fuck should have taken a picture

See a posh yeah knees it looked like I wrote it with my right hand it was Yeah, you were you're stabbing it because you were like you were holding wing stop also I might you were holding me stop and also covered in the song you were holding the marketing like come out here It was still hard Give it you're like time to get him Shank them it was so that was Nick for getting the messy it was so So thick it was like syrup they gooped it on the ice Just goop it on there. Oh, I

Were dying in that great molasses spill. Where was that? I think that was in Boston Or were they like burned to right they drank it was just so much sure The sure volume of molasses. I know it's like horrible, but really funny Like burned to right they direct it was just so much sure Last I know it's like horrible, but really funny. Sorry did they reference that at all in fallout 4 oh Learned about that a couple years ago, and I just went what? People don't talk about the great molasses of it. It's like a fake thing It's it's and many people die yeah more than two yeah it's smells like molasses there still really yeah wow I'll smell it on it's uh it's weird too cuz it molasses sucks yeah they just it was just that much

molasses it was just like shitty containment or something right they just like script and save yeah they just like who knows what burst at the same thing the tanks just blew. Huh? Dude, I watched that van video we just re-released. Damn, I think I'm gonna bring that haircut back. Yeah? Yeah.

I'm liking it a lot. Was that long hair, Michael? It was like real long hair under the hat. It was just like so much curl. Big fat head. I also, I also- And then a fat body. Yeah, I also in the video at some point I'm going, bleh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I... And then a fat body.

I also in the video at some point I'm going... And I was going, I miss it! I miss it on camera. I don't miss it off camera. That was always the duality of man. It was very funny. But what wasn't funny was when I got home from work and I'd get out of the car and go... Or sometimes I'd sit in a seat and I'd have to like, like push the seat back or tilt it back

because my gut pulled over on itself. And I'm like, this is just uncomfortable. Wait, where my seat belt? There were times where we, there were times, I've absorbed it. There were times where we did face jam. I was just fat enough where it was already a problem. But then we would eat and I would have to unzip my pants

on the drive home. Because it was just too uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm getting bigger. I'm not changing these fucking home because it was just too uncomfortable yeah yeah yeah I'm getting bigger I'm not changing these fucking pants it was it was just after I ate that I mean that was also if I remember correctly there was a weird thing going on where like somebody was shrinking your clothes oh yeah that's right I forgot that people were shrinking your clothes what was going on with that did you ever figure out what happened when people were shrinking your clothes no but guess what it worked out that's right yeah you showed

hey honestly you showed them I I went oh, yeah you motherfucker I'm not buying shit How long have you had that shirt a couple years that feels like a shirt you've had for a very long time Yeah, I feel like you've had that shirt for a long time. Yeah, it is a cool shirt. Yeah, nothing wrong with it It's just a thing. Thank you recognize I get angry looking at it. Yeah, I'm not racist, but I hate it He wants to make some sort of... I got a lot of things to say.

He wants to make some sort of light bulb joke. We'll talk about him off mic. I just like the part that says land. That's okay. Oh, that's cool. The end of that van video is when my friend Tony comes and toes us, and Nick has to sit in the van. Again, I was showing that to someone, and I went, we don't know this guy. No! Just so you know, this is a real tow truck driver.

We've never met this guy before. He's just a regular guy. Remember, I was having to wait- Now watch this video. Like an hour for him to get tested for COVID as well. It also blows my mind, cause I knew it was a thing. And even early on,

remember when we were doing 100% eat, Nick's like, maybe, maybe, I think he said maybe I don't have to wear the mask, which he still does it a lot. But also was like, I can talk now. We're like, no. He said nothing. Yeah. Nothing. He was like, you were like, rhyming like how is that a baby? We can let him speak at all. Even in the Taco Pass video, like, he had to put on his mask in order to say anything. He said some words, but he was wearing that mask. I like, think we should go back No, I think it's okay. I like that distinction. I like it a lot because if you look at it different than I remember Ask me I'm like basically the same but if you look at it like if you look at it from now and then it looks like

Roosterteeth was forcing They were. They were. They were. It was Jake Wayne and Jack Weiner. They were like Jack Weiner and his brothers. Shut the **** up. Put the mask on. It was funny as like I remember being the chump. I love it. I'd be like, oh, it's funny. He can't talk. I'm like 80 years old. Looking at it now, which is which is not even a year. Hasn't even been a full year. I'm like, ah, it was funny to look at it now and I'm like, man, That was really severe

Crazy I wonder why like that got so much crazier. Oh, we love them tall yeah, I'm not where the mask for what really It's our own doing because the whole reason we put him in the mask and said he couldn't talk was to avoid this yes No, I didn't know that at the time, but I guess we said it. I was like laughing in the background. This is fine. It was a different concern. Like, people were making comments like, Nick's laugh is so funny. Oh, Nick in the show is really good. And we're like, we have to curb this. Because otherwise he's gonna get a big head.

We have to curb it. Yeah. Because he's gonna become the star. Bro, we fucked that up. No kidding. Every time he walks out on stage. Look behind us. How many statues of me are there? None. The whole show is Monkey Nick statues of me are there? None.

The whole show is Monkey Nick and Gracie and her dead dog. Those are the three mascots of this show. And we don't pay any of them. That's right. Well, why would we pay a dead dog? Yeah, yeah. That money's going to me. Toronto.

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Maybe we need a secondary mascot. Just think about it. Okay. Much to think about. Wing stop sweet chili glaze. Can I say that? Is that allowed? Let's get another take just for safety. Wingstop Pacific glaze.

Can I say that? See, the facts are good. Don't say Chinese. You want to have Asian food for dinner tonight? Shh. Really? dinner really we should really we should message gracy go the video is not going down well they demonetize grace everyone's mad Gracie I think you've been canceled yeah she's gonna be like really really? Really? No. My favorite is you would step in early on and be like,

don't listen to him. Now you just go, ugh. Yeah. It's just, it's too much work. How have you not learned by now? I mean, honestly. There's trickery. I literally just pitched an idea to mess with her.

I just want to do it. There's trickery and deceit and gaslighting. And then there's, come on. Most of it is come on. How did you not see that rake? She picked up and hit herself in the face with it. Why'd you do that do what? Wingstop Pacific Glaze a sweet and spicy fusion of sweet chili and rich hoisin with a bold kick of red chili sauce with crispy sesame seeds It only had the consistency of that hoisin sauce. Yes. Yeah, like it was that and then it was kind of sweet

It was thick and syrupy with little seeds on it. Yeah, I Have nothing to add. Yeah what it was what about a sandwich? Pickles did we get that? Oh, we got more blue cheese. Oh my god. Yes. Are you sure did you eat it all maybe? He really doesn't know Things are fucking full man. I used maybe a quarter of a I don't even I didn't even use that I think I think I had I had one of each wing. Yeah, maybe we would be four one of the ranches is gone. Yeah, I threw it away. All right One of the ranches is gone. Yeah, I threw it away. Oh, I Wait hang on you ate one of the ranches fully. Yeah. Oh, I guess both of the ranches are gone

No, he picked the one you threw away out of the trash I didn't actually do that. She didn't actually like it. Yeah, come on Gracie Disgusting we wanted to create a sweet heat Asian flavor profile, which is pretty big Is it but be as authentic and bring as much flavor as we can said Larry Bella Senior director of culinary and R&D the hoisin fermented soy plum and five spice really bring the umami It's a bigger bolder more authentic flavor than you can get in other wing places. What is this authentic shit? What is? Can you say it one more time?

What is? We wanted to create a sweet Asian flavor profile, which is pretty big. I think, I think what he's, yeah, it's like, he's making it sound like it was a tall task. It's like, actually, his ingredients are quite easy to acquire. Yeah, in fact, we just had him sitting around,

so we put him in a bucket, and then you sucked it down. No one's gotten the secret recipe of Asian-like spice flavor except us. We smuggled it out and many lives were lost. Many Bothans died to get you this recipe. They really are the Mon Mothma of wings. TikTok started serving me mandalorian clips. They shut down for four hours. Yeah, they did.

But right before they did that, I was getting a lot of mandalorian clips. I never watched the show. Is that really what the fuck that little Yoda guy looked like? What do you mean? Baby Yoda? Look like Baby Yoda? What do you mean? Yeah, what do you mean? He looks like Yoda, but he's a baby.

He's a small Yoda. That's what he is. What did you think? Did you think people were calling him Baby Yoda and that's not what he was. What I'm saying is that at no point did he look like he belonged on the show. He looked fully like a puppet. He is a puppet. Yeah, because he's a puppet. You know who else was the puppet? Yoda. Yeah, no, no.

The thing about Yoda is that he was here. Monkey Yoda And then the guy is Just crazy Yoda the Mandalorian doesn't take off his helmet like that's like their deal sometimes once well Mandalorians aren't supposed to code but Yeah, didn't yarn does have to a couple times, but like, the clips that I saw, it was them going like, but like Mandalore is still a planet and people like live there, is that still a thing?

Mandalore is a planet, but I don't think anybody lives there. Oh, okay. Because they go there, I think in, I don't even know what season. And then they go to like, He knows. Yeah, and then they're like, Who's Frodo?

I should watch season two. They're like, did you fall, did you fall in the special water? Yes, you have to fall in the special water. And he went, yes. And then it's like, did she fall in the special water? And they said, yes. And they said, okay, but the little Yoda

can't be in the cult or whatever. And he's like, the little Yoda is my friend. And they said, he's in. And that was like, I just went, what? And then I scrolled and then it was house. What season ended with Luke Skywalker? Was that one or two? That was two. Okay, I watched the first two. But then I scrolled and then it was House. What season ended with Luke Skywalker? Was that one or two? That was two.

Okay, I watched the first two. But then also there's secret season 2.5, which is Boba Fett, right? Yes. It's like basically- That has a lot of Baby Yoda and a lot of Luke in it. The Boba Fett series is like two episodes and then it's just a whole series of-

There is a whole episode where Boba Fett is not in it because it's following Baby Yoda. You have to watch that, right? Training with Luke. Before you watch like season 3 it'll help you More so than just like oh, we made an appearance. It's like yeah like knows they really focus on it. Yeah um He's not Boba Fett Boba Fett Boba Fett is still Boba Fett. Yeah, it's still a guy from the know right Yeah, yeah, we it's not the original guy from yes

The guy that looked Sorry, you're right Smoking Just sort of there and then died and then someone's like what if this guy was the coolest guy ever? I think I think everybody else was like that guy was the coolest guy. Yeah, absolutely I think that's definitely you know why they thought that because they didn't know anything about yeah They didn't and then they made him uncool when they yes Yes, they did and so baby Yoda just looks like a little Muppet It doesn't make any sense, but we have our own review, but we have a segment here where we hear from you

And it's you review You hit the queue The songs have been making it in yeah Which one should we use there are other ones yeah grab grab one of the other well Wait, why would John rising up here? Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I swear to God it was later. I was like, ah! And it came to me. It was like a delayed reaction. It was. I didn't figure it out while listening to it. I played it like five times and went, why is that familiar? I was like, this sure is familiar, but I'm sure it's fine.

Dude, people sending... It's not like Jack Weiner's gonna come after this. People sending in their own YouReview stuff on the Discord. YouReview. Great, they're using Gracie's little singing thing and then putting like sound around it. And it's been really funny.

It's been really good. We should, we should grab those, hang onto them and then kind of like cycle them around because I think it's a lot of fun. But we need to hear from the people. Does that sound like fun? Yeah. Okay. More work for Nick.

Because when he said it at the time you went no. No, just download it. There was just like four of them. No, I just mean him putting it in the episode. I just. They recommend, I know how it works. Yeah. I'm just telling you that was said when it happened.

And Nick went, no. It's true. Now he's going, yeah, I love it. Yeah, yeah, that's great. If you get more blue cheese, fucker. We will have a meeting afterward where I will. Hang on, just so you know, I accidentally just glanced real quick, the word ranch is in the first one.

Oh, I should. I might get mad. I think Nick should take this one. Ooh, okay. Go for it, Nick. Madison T. They forgot my ranch dressing, I think I think Nick should take this one Okay Madison T. They forgot my ranch dressing so I had to eat my wings dry Aside I know how that is also. They're not dry. What is he talking about we had Darker time wow the darker days Hard there buddy. Yeah, yeah

You sound like him You need to Eric if if you're confused as to like yeah why he's used to that, you need to watch the book of Nick. Oh, yeah. It kind of fills in the gaps. But it's a whole episode that follows Gracie. Don't you know? She's training with Larry. You know his origin story?

I was born in the dryness. You barely adopted it. Alright, sentence one, down. Alright, cool. They made my order for here, and it was to go. I ordered a six-piece Cajun corn and only received four. Cajun corn? Yeah, no idea. I paid a dollar extra for ranch and still received none. Other customers amongst me orders were incorrect.

All pirate. In me orders. The food is good though. Oh cool. I'm just upset my order is so discombobulated. Food is good though. Oh cool. I'm just upset my order is so discombobulated. Not to mention I tried to call the store to put in my complaint, but I was put on hold for 15 minutes. Don't call the store if you have a complaint. Okay so they ordered it to go and they made it for here.

Yeah. Okay. First of all, easy fix. Put this in a bag. Actually impossible. Yeah, but also if they gave it to you for here, shouldn't you have seen what you were missing and just said, hey, give me this. Yes. Also, if they or if they gave it to you for here shouldn't you have seen what you were missing and said hey Give me this. Yes, you you have shorted me on Cajun corn and also no ranch

And everyone bag leave customers amongst me orders were correct also She was fixing it she was fixing to lead a mute But they put her on hold for 15 minutes gonna make's gonna make everyone walk the plank when they hung up. The tomfoolery be big in these orders. All the orders are discombobulated. Well, that's the first one. Who wants to read the next one?

Flip a coin, Michael. I'll do it. Meredith S says, order delivery from here about a month ago for a coworker. Why are you coming back a month later? Yeah, what? Why are you coming back a month later? Did you just think of this? To write this for an order that wasn't even for you

It's for your co-worker. I have to speak for them. They will not go voiceless Ordering delivery from here about a month ago for a co-worker and I at lunchtime Oh, okay, they ate too. The food arrived 30 minutes late, was cold and one of the drinks we paid for was not delivered I've emailed and called the company with zero response 30 days later. The food was good, but I'll never spend money with this Not really They fuck up the order I went I'll give them 30 minutes I'll give them 30 days to fix this and then they go here make it right time is up Food was good. I'm coming after you like Dragon's Lair is coming

Dragon's Lair was coming after Eric Debbie something totally different. I don't know why the credit card didn't work Don't worry about it. I'm getting it sorted out. Just give me I just need a couple more days. I checked the company account. It was empty. There's someone moving Yeah, I was doing like a are we refinancing or something? Yeah If I say that does that make sense to you? Because it doesn't mean is it weird that Eric keeps saying he paid off his house Yeah cheap house one more god damn right I live at the Dragon Slayer One more you review that's why he's been living here

This is from Laura D and I swear to God, if she says the food was good, though, it was great. I'm gonna, I'm gonna bug it and launch. I was not able to order customizable wings at this location because the man taking the order said on the wings were two did not come with a choice of three of our iconic flavors. Wings stop in Austin at ed Blu Stein Boulevard is not the place to go. That's the first sentence. Okay. It was impossible to get our hands on. No, it was impossible. You said to, it's not what it says. Go ahead. It was impossible. Get our hands on your classic or boneless wings at this location. Does she

think she's writing to them? We had to drive had to drive to another location 20 men's all way to get cook to order wings to satisfy our craving Their light hanging on the window was off They were all standing in the front and we were told they couldn't make the wings quote like that Don't go there. They don't want to work. They need to be retrained. I called today and the manager hung up on me after he hurried and said no phone calls dot, dot, dot SMH. It's not worth the headache. I guess his manager is Leslie Leslie. Could you yeah out to me about the service at this location? Thanks. Food was good though.

I was waiting for it. I swear to God. So tried to order wings at one location, went to another location that apparently was closed and they were all in front? What? The light was off. The light was off. They were closed. They couldn't make the wings like that. Like anything, yeah. They was off. They were closed. They couldn't make the wings like that. Like anything, yeah.

They were closed. They were closed. They were all hanging around out front in their car. Yeah, exactly. Can I get some wings? Sorry, we don't make the wings like that! Also, I'm getting confused. Also, again, Laura, she said she called the manager, they hung up on her, but also his

manager is Leslie. Uh-huh. So who were you talking to? I thought you were talking called the manager, they hung up on her, but also his manager is Leslie. So who are you talking to? I thought you were talking to the manager. Were you talking to the manager or the guy that works for the manager, Leslie? Could you yeah out to me about the service? Could you yeah out to me? Many of these sentences are battling. Now, here's the thing. And she did occasionally talk to them. I want your wings! But I'm confused. You can't make them them like that did she end up getting their three iconic flavors. I don't Crave it I also could have told you before you drove 20 minutes to the second location that was closed when you got there that it Wasn't worth it. Yeah, you've already you didn't have to get there to figure that out is already a

Stop somewhere else. I gotta get my craving my craving Fucking Wingstop! It goes somewhere else. It's Wingstop! My craving! My craving! Laura's craving! There surely is a Buffalo Wild Wings five minutes away. The thing about Wingstop, people fucking love this place.

Why? My Wingstop. Why? You saw it in the movie. The food is good. The food is good though. They all, like they all love it. There's just like, I think there's a a real lover like a real affinity for this one particular not all love is right

What not all love is right? All right, sometimes sometimes love is toxic. Yeah, sometimes you could be you you think you're in love Yeah, but really you're in a abusive relationship. Yeah, yeah with Wingstop wings and with us Yeah, also stop is letoxic Also Buffalo Wild Wings, Wingstop, Wings Up, these are all the same places. They are the exact same place. Wing Street Maybe that one's different, but I don't think so. Well that one's that one you have to go to the Pizza Hut for. Yeah, exactly. So it's like- You might as well just get a pizza. Not a pizza. Yeah, but not at Pizza Hut. Oh yeah, you should go to Domino's.

You should be hungry for wings. And go, I'm gonna go to Wing Street. Walk into the Pizza Hut and go, I should get pizza. Leave. Yeah, yeah. Go to Home Slice. It's just down the street. It's just down the street. Nick knows. But do they serve pizza? Nick, would you say it's just down the street from where we are right now?

No. Or in this area? It's a bit of a stretch. Yeah, okay. I. But don't go to home slice when the sign is off and everyone's standing outside because they might not serve you. If the little home slice girl with the mustache outside ain't making pizza, they're closed. If we were at the IHOP I would say we would be threatened. Jesus Christ. Okay well that's all the reviews that you sent so we have our own reviews. What do you think of this?

I'm gonna have to disagree with Meredith and Madison. The food's not good. Whoa, I think it's too goopy It was so good. So good. Oh, it's too much Poison sauce is already so thick and viscous. Oh that if you put so much on it likes it Jack wainer Mmm viscous Jack Weiner If you put too much on it, it's just gonna be it's so much it's like I don't know how they put so much on I know, you know, they must have had a lot extra Well, I mean like a certain point if you put more on it would just fall off like layers still somehow it like stuck to coagulate Yeah, it was so goopy. Yep goopies the word for it because you pick it up and it goes boop It's all over you. It's just all over you and it was even on like the the tenders or as Eric calls them crispers

Yes, that's the word for them. Um, I Just know them as tenders Me too. Do you? Nope. What are the, what are the crispers? Fucking tenders! Yeah, tenders. God! I'm just glad somebody else remembered the name. You asked that question. Eat these crispers now. Shut up and eat your goopy.

Eat your goopy crispers. Shut up and eat your goopy your goopy crispers Shut up and eat your goopy crispers. So we also got we got a boneless version Uh-huh a tender crisper version. Yeah, and a we a bone-in version. Yes and garlic just for fun We got we got and the buffalo just for fun. Yep. Yep. Okay, those were better. Uh-huh But I think my problem with Wingstop is that like ultimately it's Pretty flavorless Yeah, the the sauce does all the I had to keep eating it and be like what did I just like I would eat it I mean, yeah, wait, I don't remember what that was. What you had to go back for another one the saucy exterior

And you're biting the middle. It's just chicken. Yeah, but like I eat chicken not like chicken. Just like this It's not like oh this chickens good. Yeah, no, like this chicken. It's not like, ooh this chicken's good. Yeah. No, this chicken. It's like Michael will make a joke in an episode and then ten minutes later forget what he said and what the joke was. And you can play it for him again and he thinks it's really funny. Yeah, he loves it. That's me with Wingstop. Next photo. Except I'm not going back eating it going, oh, it was it was good. It was a year ago

We were talking about monkey money fuck we were apparently Crazy, it's not just Michael over gets apparently fuck no We just listen to him less So what do you think of? It's just like it's like I don't know this secret invasion getting a six. It's not like bad's what ever like I don't know this the secret invasion getting a six It's not bad, but it's not good. Yeah, I wouldn't go there. I don't know true centrist podcast. I'm gonna go 50 nice percent 50 percent there's good and bad wings on both sides. It's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're all parted. Yeah I'm looking for the AOC of wings. Y'all chickens are free

Even the violent ones. This one chicken got out immediately. The guy pulled out a gun back in the cage. It's fine. I don't think it's below a 50. That's in bad territory. Yeah, but it's just fine. It's pretty forgettable.

It's forgettable. It is. It's like the moment you swallow it. The sauce does carry. It is it's for me like the saw you swallow it for the sauce does carry It is too goopy 57 okay, it's barely above a 50 barely 53 point five fifty three point five. I wonder if wings up is just the most like middle I wonder if the sandwich would have been a 90 should have got it. Why don't we get the sandwich? What would you rate that? Would you rate those fries?

He didn't make a set. He didn't move a muscle. The fries were okay, but they were soggy. That's how we got them. If they were not soggy, they might have been pretty good. Granted it was just the shit on top of them. I ate one fry, I went, whoa, that's a 90. And then I think Jordan just said or just made a disgusted face. I went, just kidding, no it's not. I was immediately like, oh, one of those episodes, huh? It is such a, it's just such a sodium, but I have like such a headache from eating that.

Try drinking some water. No, I think that was from PayPal. We should even talk about that. No, we should talk about it because we talk about it a lot in the ride along. So we went to make the order online so we could get it so we could go there and it was ready. Put in the credit card information. Oh hey yeah, your card was declined.

I went what the fuck? So I tried again. Card is declined. Then I tried again. I did different zip codes, all this stuff. And then I went, okay. Then I changed the location. So I wiped my card all this stuff. And then I went, okay. Then I changed the location. So wiped my bath, like wipe my cart, added it all, put all the

information in. I think cards declined. Same website though. Uh huh. And then, um, went to a third location and did it again. Your cards declined. At that point I was fucking losing it. Uh, and that's when he started slacking us slacking us. Tried to put my own card information in. That was my idea. Did not work. Did not work. And then I was like, oh, I'm a lot of ideas. Only other option, burn it down.

Burn down the wing stop. I scroll up and it went, pay with PayPal. I bought these wings with fucking PayPal. Nice! What the fuck? Did do it did you get insurance yeah yeah I did it I did it so it's four payments over the next six yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 50% interest yeah yeah same as cash yeah these wings are like 250 bucks crazy I was that's wild to me that you can do

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All right, see you next time, bye. Make sure you put your face in there. He got so- Like it's chicken at a wing stop. He got so, no he went- Game of Thrones. I started drinking my water before he threw the paper and then he went like this.

He wanted you to see. He needs another shot, look at him go. That one was worse. All right, we'll see you next time, bye. You're playing like you to see. He needs another shot. Look at him go. That one was worse. Alright, we'll see you next time. Bye! You're playing like you did. He got so sad.