100% Eat - Sauce Monkey vs Goku: Death Battle- Ride Along Papa Johns

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

Our Heroes talk about Anacrime and the theft of Labubu. We also break down Burger King and how much it tastes like fake smoke. Gross. You're gross. Anyway, who should the Sauce Monkey fight in Death Battle? You can hear his big smile the whole time. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It beeps when you talk shit is I? All the things I got the thing for the phone I fucking forgot it And I'm not even like forgot forgot it. I forgot it from my like I room I went I have it and then I went to the car. I met someone who had one was it yeah No, because they actually had it They didn't leave it in the room. Yeah, it was it's fucking office. It's fucking awesome It works connection like two sec we're talking about this thing that sits on like the back of the phone so you can see What's being filmed? Yeah, it's a little screen, but it does Magsafe

Yeah, because we need to know what Nick is filming we need to know I said I said it'll be good for well I like Michael Jordan podcast Yeah, we're out That's a little booboo line it has to be Don't give him some of yours makes your boo-boo rich. No, I am Well, yeah, except for that one that somebody stole yeah, yeah the streets of Anaheim stolen But so we can see in the Michael Jordan podcast what the camera actually looks like from like the outward facing camera, the better one. And two, when Nick's filming, we can see what he's not pointing at.

Well, because we'll be able to. You won't be able to. I just did a backflip. He didn't get it. How did I do it in the car? You'll never know. Sorry. Tomorrow. Okay. Okay, cool. That's the day. Yeah, baby I got all my microphones going crazy and you sure you like it. Yeah. That's what I say was vacation Mikey very nice Thinking about hanging nip. Yeah

You know, it's not great for the microphone. No Maybe during the show. Oh, yeah. Yeah that guy's blasts a little slip. That's pretty cool Windows are wide right out of the way. You know, I buy this shirt. He's listening to access Why anyone get to me? Oh, that's pretty cool like that guy He plays his cards, right? Oh But I don't know how he's gonna, he doesn't have the upper hand.

I have the shirt, the nips, and the pizza. What the hell is he gonna do? Try vector. He doesn't have the upper hand. I have the higher ground. Can I say this pizza smells pretty good? Well, it is the new Papa John's pizza. Pride month pizza.

Yeah. Nobody's more proud than Papa John. Yeah. That's why we did it. He's probably like the proudest boy. Oh yeah. That's what he's telling people. Yeah.

He stands in front of his, that's what he stands in front of his eagle fighting his bear statue or whatever. And then he tells people he's a proud, proud boy. They are, they don't even like, we have to distance ourselves from him. They just, he's not mentioned, talked about, thought about anything. They, they did a little Kim and Shaq.

Yeah, for a little bit, for a little bit. They have a, they just needed the palate cleanser. Get Shaq in there. He'll do anything. Yeah. Yes, he will. And he will. Yeah.

And he's not Papa John. He's definitely not. That. Yeah, he's definitely not Definitely right. I don't think he could be further. Yeah I would like to see Papa John who said that there will be a day of reckoning That that is coming still waiting for that. I want to see Shaq Shaq doesn't know what no Shaq doesn't know what day it is That's no stradam is shit where it's, I feel like I've been reckoned a lot since I said that, but was that what he meant? No, no, no.

I'm just going too vague. Dude, there's been so many times where it's like, is this what he was talking about? Is this the day of reckoning that Papa John was talking about? And yes. Was it the weekend? Was it milk day?

Yeah, it was. Yeah, was that the day of reckoning? Yeah, day of reckoning? That was the day of reckoning. Again, I felt pretty reckoned. Yeah, we got wrecked. Was it when we ate Burger King last week? Like fucking, the most flavor on that burger was,

it tasted like Burger King, and then it tasted like ketchup. Yeah, the ketchup really overwhelmed everything else. It just tastes like cook. Yeah. Ugh. Like they're flame grilled. I'm just going, it's not burnt, it's just smoke cooked. Yeah.

You want to taste smoke cooked on burger? Lay not burnt. It's just smoke cooked. Yeah. You want to taste smoke cooked hamburger? Layered of smoke smell on it. Yeah. I think that's what it is, right? It's just like a liquid smoke. They just go like, gotta have it. Yeah.

Guys, that's what people keep coming back for. They love it so much. Oh, we love it. I just saw that the MLB has bought a steak in John Boy. Yes, John Boy Media, it's true. And I was thinking, like a lot of people were like, well, you know, like kudos to them for one, getting that bag, but also, you know,

does that mean they can't really criticize majorly baseball anymore? Because it's like the thing they talk about the most. And I was like, this would be like if Burger King bought a steak at 100%. Which, Burger King, if you want to do that, that's fine. Yeah. Let us know. We won't talk. Send us an email. We won't talk shit about you. We'll find a way to. Yeah. We'll find a way to. We'll definitely allude to it. Like, we will win. We will still continue

to win. Well, that's what I'm saying. If history repeats itself, we'll have more fun doing it in a way where we can't just talk shit about you. Well, Warner. But we'll have more fun doing it in a way where we can't just talk shit about you. Well, Warner will gladly take your money. Yeah, Warner splitting up. Yeah, maybe we can pick up some scraps. Yeah, I mean, Warner splitting up again. You think we can go back there? Maybe we can swindle one of the two groups. Hey, we play them against each other.

Yeah, play them against each other. Start a bidding war. And David Zaslav is just like, I don't know, just get it. He's gonna fucking hit me from all sides. All in. What do you have? You know what David's ass love is just like I don't know just get it Well, it looks like we own the fuck they just eat food there's a monkey We paid ten million dollars for this and the monkey told me he's gonna kill me and then he said suck We haven Suck in! You know what we should see if we can do? We haven't fleeced someone like this since Alfredo.

Not yet though. Dude, we got him. And I got us. Hell yeah. Yeah you did. I think Warner's too big. We don't want to fall into another big corporation like that. What if we angle to get acquired by Death Battle? Those guys are rich.

Do you have any views they Battle, those guys are rich. Do you know how many views they get? Those guys are rich! We gotta get on Death Battle. If you're watching this... You don't know us. Well, I mean, they do. I feel like it hurts our chances if they do know us. No, not at all.

They get way more views than us. Also, we could do a sauce monkey versus some other. Yeah, who would sauce monkey? That's good. This is good. The king has a burger. Yeah, he would fight fast food mascot. He's text Chad.

I think he's on his private jet right now. Papa John, he would fight Papa John. He'd fight Papa John. He'd fight Burger King. He would fight, I think, when? Not Ronald McDonald. No like Grimace? No, I do like- Whatever was about a royal battle.

I do like 100% eat death battle kind of spin-off side show. Because death battle, they don't have one guy fight everyone. Yeah. You know, it's two times. It doesn't just be Sauce Monkey versus- Right, but the 100% eat version is like, who's dick fighting this?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a good idea. Oh wow, Sauce Monkey versus Goku. We've been waiting 50 episodes for this one. Wow. People go like, wow, Sauce Monkey versus- Yeah, but it should be more, Sauce Monkey versus Goku. We've been waiting 50 episodes for this one. Wow. People go like, wow, this one's good! Yeah, but it should be more like Sauce Monkey

versus like Ronald McDonald. Right, right, right. It has to be- Well, the show ends when he fights Goku. Because he will die. No? Yeah, Goku will die, you're right. Yeah, Goku.

Spirit Bomb won't stop me. Yeah. I'm all spirit, baby. He'll just eat it. Okay. You're all bomb. I'm all spirit? That's me.

What part didn't you understand? Yeah, you listening up there? Yeah. I like that. I fucking rubber ass. I've been in the back with Nick for the last many, many times. I'm kind of glad to be up here for a second.

But even not looking back there, I love when he's getting on to finally saying nothing at Eric You can hear him smiling. Yeah, dude That's usually where Nick and I would be looking at each other It really we really used to alternate a lot yeah like front seat back seat And then I just been nicking it for a while. Yeah, and I'm I've been okay with it Back there pissing you off Which is why I like sitting back there and then it's not it's not you and Jordan. it's just you. And sometimes Jordan also fucks you.

Hey yeah. I don't really want to do it from the front seat. Oh, you should, we should. Expand the circle. Ridiculousness. Well anyway, yeah, ridiculousness. You can also buy steak in us. That's fine.

Yeah, yeah. And Rob would probably be like, oh, you were buying steak? That was pretty good. It's not here. It's a rob deer dick impression This is pretty good, man. It's called on person eight. Of course it's pretty good, man Oh, yeah, did you ever approve that clip that they asked you for? No, but the club you didn't own? Yeah, the clip that you had posted to social media. The one that I stole off TikTok?

Yeah, so some other guy and you didn't say, it's me, Eric. And then they contacted you and they were like, hey, Eric, this is you. They contacted other people on my friends list to contact me. I had somebody message me, like hey, somebody from MTV reached out about this. I gave them your phone number.

I'm like, that's the great, that's insane. You showed me, he showed me what they, I was like, what are they talking about? What's the post? You showed him in the post and I watched it and looked at it and I went, that's not you. That's not me at all. It's a TikTok background.

And I could see like it's some like, just like normal person in the internet, but I'm like, you can just like click his name and see that's not him. Like type Eric Badour and it's clearly a different man. And you make, and even again, you're like, I work in production, I do. You have no claim over this video.

And they're like, I think this is him and I think he owns it. Yeah, it's just, I'll just say yes and hit the money. Call him again. Yeah, like what the fuck? That was crazy. And then like, I look like Sarah. I did look like Michael Strauss. Becca, Becca. I straight up look like Michael Strauss. Yeah, like what the fuck that was crazy and then like

What did look like Michael's back? Oh, I straight up look like Michael sir. Whoa I thought you said I thought you said is that Sarah and you were talking about weems and I went I and I went no Fucking way duck down. I feel like I had a moment of fear there Dude, if she's looking for us, she got too close. Yeah way too close How did she find us? Oh shit, we gotta get out of here fast! We're way too late! The second to last episode. We're still moving, right? Yeah.

Just making sure. When are we doing that? It'll be like next week. Okay. Figure it out. Yeah, we we got it I'm creating buzz are you we're buzz marketing this big move right now yeah well when we take the pitch deck to David Zaslav you know yeah like oh there's a lot of buzz about their movie you know what but what we have to do we have to take it to David Zaslav for the one half of Warner and David Zaslow for the win. Yeah. Oh, we're not.

We're not. We're not pitching to any show you want to watch. No. Right. He won't, like the first time he hears it, he's like, I don't know about this. But then the second time he hears it, he's like, I'm hearing about this a lot.

I'm hearing about this. Do you think they'll call the other half of the company Warner Media again? God, I hope so. Do you think Jason Kyler will come back? God damn. It's the only chance Rooster Teeth's got guys. Bring it back. Got it.

You sure? I'm sure. Okay. No problem. All right. Put it in the pluffle. Put it in the pluffle. Pizza and pluffle.

All right. So we got. Now you can really see my slut outfit. Dude, it's great. It's nice. Slutting it up. Wardrobe. All right. so we got now you can really see my slut outfit dude. It's great. It's nice. It's letting it up wardrobe All right function. Yeah, dude You did this for me. I picked it up on Amazon. They have spicy garlic. What the fuck fuck me? I did this for Nick. I also got just like I also I also just in case I got four of them. So hell yeah, whoa Who gets the one extra after Nick takes?

We split it yeah Okay, so what's the baby pizza two things I show you I show you pizza, right? So we got red pepper Dude this guy's always all over the place Sometimes he gets two whole pizzas like six sides and now I'm going where's the one? It's just never makes sense. Hey guys, I got this one small pizza and some other shit. Also, you want four giants from Jersey Mike? There's just no consistency at all.

He's dialing it in. He'll figure it out eventually. Oh, anyway. Oh, we got cheddar crust. It's very, it's very there. More than shaped cheddar. And then also have the new. Dessert.

Cheddar cheese sticks. There it is. What? Okay. Wow, cheese. Boom! It's just a fucking pizza with no sauce. Boom! Boom! Boom!

That was so underwhelming. What do you mean? I know, it's such a low amount of food, right? What do you mean? Look, I don't know where the line is, but I know that's under it. Yeah. I just clocked it, that's it. I think that's probably the line.

I think that's definitely not. Yeah, it is the line. Yeah, definitely not. That's the line for this guy. He needs his own pizza. I mean, that's this over here. Listen, I've eaten pizza every day for the past four days. What? That's what?

What? That's separate from whatever we're talking about. I'm not satiated at all. It doesn't matter. I said what? And then he said what? am not satiated at all. It doesn't matter. I said what? You can keep going. And then he said what? I said I'm not satiated. Huh? Hey, I didn't have to deal with the construction at the hotel, by the way.

They finished the floor. Oh, nice. Were they still working on the lobby? They're working on the pool still. Yep. Hell yeah. When I was there for Boysenberg, they were wrecking that lobby. Hey, hey, let him finish before you start talking.

Does that work now? It actually started working last week. He said that. Yeah, I flipped it on and it started working. He you. Does that work now? It magically started working last week. Yeah, I flipped it on and it started working. He said that last week. Huh? That's crazy. Did it stop working again? No, it's working again.

Yeah, no, I went, well, how did that happen? That's right. I don't know. It's crazy. I hope it keeps working at the new office. Did you get a new one or something? No, I'm just surprised that it's working at all. Did you do something?

If it's fishing for credit, they're like, wow, wow, wow. Can I get credit? I turned it on? Are you all right? I breathe Can't believe this guy's ever breathed right all right. Let's hey, let's tuck in Yeah, hey was this was this a good episode let us know the comments Or the chihuahua from Taco Bell Eric stop trying to talk just what the fuck

Take a deep breath Back in again. Oh whoo like what happened to you get by accident then you keep with the fake in a real that's why little he protect you and I am gonna pretend oh shit up but the guy misery alright we gotta call an ambulance but I'm back there