100% Eat - Slappin' Em - Ride Along Domino's

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

It's a whole trip from there and back. Slap some mayo on your burger pizza and eat some hush puppies, Nick style. Also wait outside while Eric grabs this pizza and gets the bug out of his ear. Nick almost films all the stuff he needs to in this one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Crazy, did you see the air quality yesterday? What did they like to really bad? Went back or drop them afterwards. It was a Not good level I could tell just by looking outside I could tell just by looking outside. I could tell just by walking outside. It was like the sunset looked like Blade Runner. It was fucking crazy. It really looked like the whole city was like leveled by a nuclear explosion. It was a...

Felt Fallout 4. So it was all like that dust blew in from like West Texas, is that what it was? And then there were like two fires. Uh oh, West Texas. You know what that means? I hope it wasn't carrying any of two fires. Uh-oh, West Texas. You know what that means. I hope it wasn't carrying any of those diseases. Uh-oh.

I had those vaccines sucked out of me. The pneumonia, you coughed them right up. You've been sucking vaccines. We're going to have to take MTO time now. I had my measles vaccine removed. Oh, good. Oh, RFK said to. There's no need to worry

By the way, I'm walking that back. I need to do something. It's weird He says it's like happens all the time, but then maybe it doesn't Well, yeah, maybe like you know 10 years. I think uh-huh. Maybe a long time ago Your kid can get like measles vaccinations and stuff. He already did. Thank God. You get that last one Yeah, you're supposed to do it like super young. God, they just, every doctor's just, they're pumping them up full of something. That's what I remember being a kid is it felt like every time I went to the doctor,

it's like, here's another shot. Yeah. I was late if you remember it. Cause it's like, till the age of three. They were still scraping you with coke. What do you mean? Coke bottles at that point. Yeah.

What do you mean? You guys weren't getting shots all the time? Shots, sure. They were rubbing small pucks on you. You guys weren't getting shots every time you went to the doctor? Here, inhale this. What the fuck? I mean, Michael gets shots now.

That's true. Sometimes. When I'm lucky. When insurance wants to play ball or not. Or, yeah, no. Insurance will not play ball. You need to not have insurance or Yeah, there is no ball anymore Give me give daddy a taste just taste just a taste. I'm looking to get pneumonia. Can you shoot?

Medication but also I'm gonna lose some weight Yeah, do we have something for you? Is it We Go V? No. Hey look, it's Taco Bell. We should go to Taco Bell. Or Long John Silver's. Or Cee Cee's Pizza.

You shut up. It's right there. As we're driving down this street. It's right there. It's right there. I never noticed the A&W Long John Silver's combination restaurant. I always have it A&W Long John Silver's combination restaurant. I always have it just on like the level of,

okay, I think we're gonna do it this time for an episode. And then I find something else and I go, get to the back of the line, A&W. I'll go to A&W, no problem. The other place you're next to, I will not. I think, didn't we ban, I think that was the first one that we banned ever. It's definitely.

We said we'll never go to Long John Silver. We don't even have to go there to figure it out. Stop, shut up. So what, Nick? Shut up. Same other thing, guys. Yelzner said they have burgers, and then pointed the camera at me,

like waiting for approval. Like, huh? We like burgers. Michael knows. Michael knows. We won't go to this restaurant. They have burgers. I don't give a fuck.

I'm sure they're great. Oh, a burger from the fish restaurant. We can get hush puppies. No, it's an A&W restaurant with a long-distance... You can get hush puppies, so hush your little puppy. Yeah. He doesn't even know what he's agreeing with. Yeah. There was like no confidence behind it. No, he said hush. You puppy-ass bitch. Huh? Oh, he said hush. You puppy ass bitch.

What? Huh? Huh? Didn't even work. What? Yep. It was a good one. Good job me.

It was great. I got it, high five. I'm still waiting for Nick to start slapping Eric's titties. What was that? Yeah, what's that? So what? That was just like, that was a text. I was in the middle of like,

man, my day's just been going and going today. I got that text and I just went, what was the joke that was a text I was in the middle of like man my days just been going and going today I got that text and I just went what was the joke that this was part? I don't remember like what the fuck Oh my god, dude you threw me so I was like out of for like 10 minutes out of a rhythm Yeah, just something new and I got and but then you question what it was for you're explaining to me how effective It was fucking crazy. I just tested back titties question mark. Yeah, I Was busy I just let the whole thing. Yeah, I've been smart wisely Yeah, let it slide I sent it and I just walked away from my phone at the same time I got that I had a friend I saw it and walked away from my phone

At the same time I got that I got a friend reminding me of a row we went to that urgent care You had that bug in your ear. Gross. Oh, cool, man. What the fuck? Yo, Jordan, you're sitting next to him. Is it because he had a bug in his ear? No, he took me.

It was on like, it was like Memorial Day and he had to take me to urgent care. Because if I drove the car, I would have crashed. Were your balance all fucked up? It was like, it would feel fine. Like it wouldn't feel like anything. And then it was like the most intense pressure that felt like it was like on would feel fine like it wouldn't feel like anything and then it was like the most intense pressure It felt like it was like on the inside of my brain is an earwig

You know, it was a man or bug like full on Jordan Warroui, I don't have it anymore. I don't have bugs. I don't have bug. You can't prove that I know you want to write up front Fine back here. I'm just with Nick and his chips I don't want the chips. Nick! Get your chips! If we put the chips up here, maybe I could sit in the middle?

Put a chip in his ear and it'll seal the bug in. Eric can be our Uber driver. So you guys new to town? Austin, man. You coming for the dust storm? Just blew into town. You guys ever go to Sixth? It's pretty crazy.

Dirty. Let me know if you want me to adjust the temperature. What kind of music do you like? You like James Taylor? Yeah. Oh, I've been thinking I should start a podcast actually. No. Oh, boy.

That's every Uber ride. What do you do? I just produce podcasts. I've actually been saying I should do a a podcast and I just start telling them. My friends tell me all the time that I should do a podcast. I'm so funny. I should podcast. I should cast podcasts.

My life is like so crazy. That's where my kids went to school. Oh, this is where Eric used to live. This is where I used to live. Oh really? Oh really? Yeah, this is the first place that I lived when I moved to live. Oh really? Yeah, right there. Oh really? Yeah. Wow!

This is the first place that I lived when I moved to Austin. That looks nice. It was fine. Everything was single pane windows. Check out the Spanish school. Not so nice. Yeah, yeah, I went to the Spanish school a lot. Did you learn any Spanish?

Yeah, I was trying. Oh, is the omelette tree over here still? It is and it sucks. Oh, that sucks. Omelette tree sucks. Living by it was cool and then you ate there and you went, oh, fuck this. It used to be better. Yeah, it sucks. Look at that sucks. Sucks. Living by it was cool, and then you ate there, and you went, oh, fuck this. It used to be better.

Yeah, it sucks. Look at that car. And then there's, there it is. The Grand. The Grand. It's still there despite everything. I go to there sometimes. Is that where Cat plays pool?

No, no, no, no. That's where she hustles pool. Yeah, it's a different spot. Is the Domino's where Sweet R used to be or no figure eight figure eight ritual used to be so bummed when that figure eight coffee place any good, uh, yeah, I mean, it's just coffee I knew he'd know They should he's probably been there recording just wait out great park job It's the bug in his ear What can't hear you with all these bugs? It's the bug in his ear. Throwing him off. What?

I can't hear you with all these bugs. Got it. Nick can. All right, so he told me to wait outside with the phone. Really? Is it like one of the tiny? Oh, no, just barge in there. Don't listen to him. Yeah, we'll go in.

Is he bossing you around again? I mean, oh, he is, son of Just barge in there, don't listen to him. Yeah, we'll go in, we'll go in. Is he bossing you around again? I mean, oh, he is, son of a bitch. I'm gonna wait out here. It's a big dominance. You gonna wait for me? With me? I'll wait for you. Who's this?

It's noid-proof. Oh, shit. When do we get worried that he's struggling in there and go inside? Immediately. Okay. I guess I'm not worried, I assume he is struggling. there and go inside immediately. Okay We're sure I guess I'm not worried. I assume he is struggling. Oh look you made it. Wow, that's fast They have the food and everything. Oh, it's in the deep dish box

Well, this is the new parmesan stuff. I would fucking hope so. That's what we're eating. Yeah, I'm just telling you Yeah, I'm using that box. It's a I don't think they don't call it deep dish. Just call it pan pizza Maybe this is the event. Feel the box. The event box. they don't call it deep, they just call it pan pizza. Maybe this is the event box. The event box. That smells. Does it feel like it came out of a person? No, it's not the hot. Yeah, what a weird way to describe this.

Those wings smell buffalo-y. Yeah, they really do. Yeah, I'm downwind from them. The pizza inside is very hot. What's in the brown bag? Sauces and stuff, probably. Hell yeah. No, I knew it.

I just said, oh yeah. Here, stand here, we gotta get pictures. Oh yeah. No, I knew it. I just said no, yeah. Here, stand here, we gotta get pictures. Oh yeah, oh pictures. Take a picture in front of the Grand and say we ate it here. Oh hey, hey. The pizza they sell at the Grand by the way is just. Stand, is that right? Just get it wide enough to get both.

No, no, that would be better. The pizza they sell at the Grand is DiGiorno's. And they tell you that when you order in. That's what we look at every time. It's no fucking way. Great. Little person I know tells me that. Mm-hmm. Why are you waving?

Because he's on camera. Oh, OK. I like my answer better. It's so nice not to have to deal with two videos in this. No, no. You're not sitting next to the pug. No, anyway. Wait.

What are you doing? Why did you guys change? What's the problem? Oh, I thought, OK. Well, here. Put the chips back on. Because Jordan's cleanly. You can't take chips that have been living near your ear.

Shed. What like? Shed. What the fuck? Shed. It must be a shed. It is a shed. Shed.

God, that buffalo is intense. That's where you got a good shed. The buffalo is combating Eric's car heat. You do keep this car toasty. You go to Bella College and then you go shed. Nice and cold. He turned the air conditioning on for once ever. Oh, is that?

The AC's usually on. Oh yeah, on where? In the front seat. usually on. There you go. Oh, yeah. Don't usually do it right. Yeah. In the front seat. Usually on. And nowhere else. It was like 100 degrees back there. Even though it was like 68.

I know. God, it's so hot. Oh, man, I've never felt so comfortable in this fucking car. Missing that Cali heat. Aloha. Wrong state. I feel like I'm eating the wings right now. The buffalo is crazy.

I feel like they're in my nose. I know. Come on. Throw the other one under his petals. Holy moly. There we go, I was waiting to see where that was gonna throw them under his. Those are.

I think they're like little nuggets. Are you looking at the buffalo? Are there wings, cheese, covered? Yeah, they're covered in cheese and buffalo sauce. It looks like cheese bread. I don't know how he ordered it, man. That was the thing. That was the thing?

Oh yeah? I thought the stuffed crust was the thing. Will we learn more about it? The stuffed crust is the thing. No, we're not gonna learn more about that. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. I can't remember the last time we did Domino's. I remember the first time we did Domino's.

I remember it like it was yesterday. That was the cheeseburger pizza. Eric was two years old getting his shots. You're telling me you guys didn't get shots all the time? Did I tell you guys that my wife loved that pizza? She was pregnant and had really weird cravings. The cheeseburger pizza? Yeah, she had weird cravings.

That makes sense at least. Yeah, at least she was pregnant. That kind of- At least she has an excuse. That kind of furthers why they shouldn't sell it. Yeah, yeah really. See that's the thing, she had an excuse and she liked it. What was Nick's excuse for liking it?

I didn't like it, I dipped it in mayonnaise. And then did you like it? I liked it more. It was better. Okay. It helped eliminate some of the sweetness of the captain. Fucking mayonnaise? Yeah, mayo. It's a fucking cheeseburger.

Pizza. Yeah, you know. Still gross. The way he petered it. It's cheeseburger! You know how you dunk a cheeseburger in mayo while you're eating it? No, but I mean, you know. You know the person.

What am I? Well, I didn't have a bun to put on Didn't have the bun What justification is he trying to make like what he's burger so what is that man? He's Nick Nick usually don't what you're laying down What do you want us to say? Yeah, like I want to know what she's doing I wish Mayo by default. Uh-huh. None. What do you say? The one from Sonic? The one from Burger King? The one from? Wow, you're using Burger King? Dude, I hear you. Do you want to repeat what you just said? You're using Burger King as a defense?

No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. It absolutely does not come with Mayo. It does. You can add it. A Wendy's burger does not come with Mayo. Unless it does. And then, gross. So I don't actually know enough about Wendy's. Nick does.

It's Wendy's. It's Wendy's. What do you know about Wendy's? It's Wendy's. I didn't like Mayo as a kid, so I always had to ask for it without when I was a kid. So I knew it came with it naturally. That might track.

So you got Wendy's. But I like it now. Good job. You want some sexy shoes? I have nothing to add. So I still don't know, is that where we're gonna go next? Oh, La Rouge. I can get some sexy shoes? I have nothing to add. So I still don't know, is that where we're going to go next? Oh! Le Rouge!

I can get you some sexy shoes. Hell yeah dude. And some lingerie. Nickel linger. Sir, you have to leave. I'm sorry, the sign says lingerie. Where's your bathroom? I'm shopping.

Where's your bathroom? Can I bring my phone? It's green by the way. Oh shit. Wingry. Oh man. Man, I hate driving on this road. Yeah. You never know what's gonna happen. It's cars making, no.

It's cars making half a decision in a middle lane. I like my cars to make all the decisions. Just get a, like fully commit to one thing. Oh, here we go again. Yep It's gonna be even better when they get behind me. Yeah, you're supposed to stop dick weed It's absolutely wild, but they just went at speed through the middle lane. That's what it's for Yeah, get fat go fast. It's called go faster. It's called the flex lane. It's called the decision lane. And it reflects them.

Go fast. Crazy. God, those buffalo things are nuts. That is. And it doesn't even look like it has that much buffalo on it. Yeah, crazy. And they also don't taste very good.

Oh, so far? Or you've already had these? So far. Oh, you still have, are you gonna, you don't have to try it because it's not part of the food? I don't have to, I don't have to. It's not part of the food. Thank you.

Wow. You said that your tummy's still bad but that's why you got mushrooms. Oh no, that was a lie just to get you to get mushrooms. I made that up. What? Yeah, no, I knew you wouldn't get mushrooms for some reason.

I would have gotten mushrooms. It would have been fine. I was just saying it was like it was- I have asked you several times in the past to get mushrooms and you never do. So you got- And then I went, can you get mushrooms? You went, no, I'm not.

And then you listed all these things. So I went, I'm just gonna lie and maybe get mushrooms. So you got a mushroom and a pep-extracted- I thought you didn't like mushrooms. I love mushrooms. I like pepperoni mushrooms. Mushrooms are my favorite. That's what I was getting.

I'm like, oh, put the mushroom on there. Yeah, but I didn't feel like meat, but I didn't feel like I had to explain myself are my favorite. I like both. I didn't feel like meat, but I didn't feel like I had to explain myself to you. No, I thought that the mushroom, I thought you hated mushroom and I thought you were being sarcastic. No. I wanted mushrooms and I saw you putting up a fight and I said this isn't worth it. Is there literally just one pizza here that's half? No, it's half. One is pepperoni, one is supreme.

So we only wasted half a pizza. You can put some pepperonis on it. Oh, what, you mean the supreme? Okay, okay one is pepperoni one is so we only wasted half a pizza. That's a You can put some pepperonis on. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah Jordan. How many slices you need? Yeah Hey, you know, he's got a point when I'm not worried about it I know Nick is yeah, no Nick sweating it No, that's half a pizza. I like mushroom. I like mushroom. Adjust a mushroom pizza. Yeah. You like it?

You gonna put mayonnaise on it? I get mushroom pizza. Literally only got mushrooms on it. My dad only gets mushroom on pizza. I get mushrooms and onions, but my kids don't like onions, so I usually don't get onions. One likes pepperoni, one likes mushrooms.

I'm used to just mushrooms on pizza. One of your kids like mushroom, like, that's like the pizza they like is mushroom pizza? Yeah. Oh, wow. Good for them. Yeah, no kidding. Mushroom was an acquired taste. Yeah, they've absorbed my, my preference.

They like mushrooms on pizza, and they like salami and cheese sandwiches. Nice. The chips fell. Nick's chips? Here's another one. Under the...petal! Petals! What are they called? You know he was gonna say foot something and he couldn't bring himself to do it. The foot stickers. Yeah, uh-huh. That's something different.

The foot thing, the foot problems. He's giving you his new business idea. Yeah. Yeah. Are they stickers you put on your feet or stickers you make of your feet? Yes. Either way, he's in.

I don't like feet. I've got two business ideas now. And then when the stickers bore me, I put them in mail. Oh, thank you, sir. Jordan, you need help? He got it. I'll manage. He's got it.

He's going to fucking manage like a bouse. Don't forget your keys. They're already in Gracie's car. Really? I'm kidding. Marcel has them. Classic Marcel. Dude, I'm, I don't want to spoil it, but now he might be possessed by the hollow.

Oh no. Yeah. It's coming back. It's older than the ancestors, which I don't even know it, but now he might be possessed by the hollow. Oh no. Yeah. It's coming back. It's older than the ancestors, which I don't even know how that's possible. Throw him down. Pizza. Key I-Z-Z-A.

What the fuck? See? That's why Nick and I were confused. Yeah. I'm confused. What'd I order? I'm hard. What the fuck?

Nice work. All right, Nick, check it out. What we got, what we got? Mayo. Garlic. Mayo. Hot Buffalo. Ranch. Oh, geez.

That's a good spread there. That's a good spread. He wanted to say something negative, but then you said something positive. No. He said he said something positive. That's really good. What are they missing?

Now where's everybody else's? I don't think anybody wants any of those. Really? Nope. Okay. Look, that's the... Where's the mushroom? Yeah, where is it?

On the bottom, the other, see on the bottom. On the bottom. Is it underneath it? It's the second pizza. It's on the top. I have some hopes for this. It looks like it might be pretty good. Domino's pizza is good pizza.

And now there's cheese crust, which is usually never good. It's great in theory, but usually not executed well. I mean, usually the places that are doing it are Pizza Hut. That's usually it. So Domino's does it. I have high hopes. I'm actually excited for this one. I'm curious to see what it'll be Yeah, I think I brought antacid tablets. Oh, thank God. I'm cautiously optimistic

Jordan plate Makes hands already out. So I'll give him a point. Thank you Well, I can only see where I place I went to get this first I went to get this and I was like, oh good. I have some. And then I was like, oh, there's three muscle relaxers in here. I gotta put those in there, that's awesome. I didn't know I had those. That's great. I gotta make sure I take the right one though.

Yup. Uh oh. Which one's gonna be my chill podcast? How fun. Michael Jerome. You never know what you're gonna get. What a fun game. Who wants a fork for the buffalo things?

I don't know about fork for Buffalo things, but I'm still waiting for Nick to slap your titties. All right, that's how we can end the video. I don't wanna do that. Oh, he do it with a plate. Why did he do that? Yeah, that's much better. He drew the plate.

Oh no. Oh no, if you're gonna make me. All right, okay. Very strange stuff going on here. Look at Jordan's face. Yeah, I think my face looks for on here. Look at Jordan's face. Yeah. Look at his face, Nick! His face!

He kept looking at Eric. This guy, that's Jordan. A fucking mess. This guy's off. You right. How was he here doing the live stream when he was also doing Taco Bell? Don't write it.

How was he in two places at once? There we go. You'll live to regret it. Smack it. Smack it titties. I'm so glad we made this show. Quite strange. This one's not my favorite if I'm being honest.

Quite strange indeed. Hey babe, how was work? Aw man, I went on the board for smack it titties.