100% Eat - Sparkle Sparkle - Popeye's Ride Along

Episode Date: August 21, 2025

Nick is grabbing sauce and sparkle from the Popeye's and Our Heroes are benefitting(?) from this. Nick's also been up since 4 so he's having fun. Look at how big these wraps are though. Sparkle it. We gotta know. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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All right, now don't drive out like everybody else did. Slam into this guy. All right, let me see. I'm gonna stop right here in the middle. Now I'm gonna ride on the left side here. I wanna go back inside where the party was at. Yeah. I wanna go back inside the Popeyes where everyone was having a party.

The party, I'll be honest, that woman was like the party MC. Yes. She was. She was. She was. Yeah. Working the people who came in. Yeah.

Like a guy came in and she was like dancing and he was like, like dancing and he was like, okay. Oh, he gets on his way in. He danced on his way in. He matched the energy. They had music playing. That place had it all. That place had families having lunch.

He was like some kids having lunch in the back with their other family. For some reason, a coffee pot plugged in on a table on the other side of the restaurant. Yeah, that was somebody's like a little, little sap. Yeah, there was a lot of stuff going on. Yeah. I thought that was maybe like the Amazon guy's seat.

Yeah. It was definitely given that vibe. She had in a very, like, positive, because sometimes it's not positive. Yeah. A very positive way, she had like that Niecy Nash energy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. From Reno.

Yep. You walked in and it was like, hey. Yeah. And then people were like, okay, and then they walked on over. Having a party, having fun. Yeah. We got our food super fast. It smells real good.

It smells good. We got the dippers and also a little extra wrap for us. A little extra doing the McDonald's. Nick was inspected. the sauce and stuff, but he got this cage and sparkled. Here's what happened. Here's what happened. Just in case.

I'm standing in line. I see him next to me. I don't look. I don't look. Oh, but I hear this. He had already gotten this. He picked like four of these. Sorry, I took five.

Why did I hear that? Whatever, Nick, it doesn't matter. What are you doing? Well, let's be right. He's like, what? Let's report accurate. I'm getting my sauce. I'm like, right.

That's what I'm asking. I hear it's sparkle. I know what you're doing, but it's the thing you do with sugar packets before you pour them in the coffee. It is a sure. Before you eat, maybe, you're not eating them. Not yet. You're going to have to redo it once we get there. I mean, I can shake them. And I will. And you will. And you will. So what was the point of this shake? I enjoyed it.

Okay. Well, there we go. Thank you. You're welcome. That answers a question. There was no need to do it. It didn't serve any purpose. It made a real nice. Me likey was the answer. Made some slapping. So anyway, did you end up getting ice or did he just take it? Oh, it eventually. I let go with the thing. I held it from like 30 seconds with nothing. I let go and then press it again. And I heard the top of the machine. and I was like, it's coming! Like an avalanchevice game. That was the saddest Coke remix machine I've ever seen. It really was, yeah. It was in a sorry stand.

There was nothing to remix now. It was still better than the one of the jack in the box that was down to literally like powering. Oh, that's right. I forgot about that. Where that nobody wants to the aha. They had base Coke, they had Coke Zero. They didn't have any remixes though.

No, the remixes were gone. No, he tried to add some flavor. I went to the Coke. I was like, okay, nothing good. Let's see what fun sprites they have. Jordan thought maybe all of the flavors were hiding in the Sprite. Maybe that, yeah, maybe it's like a monopoly. I don't know.

It's an indication of how long it's been like without the other flavors because like all the Sprite ones are gone too. It's, uh, that's how you know it's bad. It was tough, but they had the, they had the sweet tea and the unsweetened tea, so I did a little. You did a little mix? Oh, yeah, a little 50-50. That's that good stuff.

Sweet tea, if you get like a whole cup of sweet tea, I think, like, you got to be nuts. Like that's so much. Did you get a whole cup of sweet? I actually got a cup and a half, the very drinkout. Whoa, you're crazy. I'm tired, dude. Full on, sweet. I'm not.

Don't feel great. Nick, making it very clear. You will be. You will be. You will be. It'll get you. Nick's in the middle of his days, you know. He's already been up for eight hours.

Oh, dude, it's, yeah. I've gotten so much done today. I'm tired. I'm not. Who said I was. It's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the hot sauce in my coffee. I slept and I slept and I'm tired and Nick didn't sleep. Yeah.

Oh, no. I'm awake. You just been, like, spinning wheels since four or what? Oh, dude, totally. I played a little bit of Tears of the Kingdom for a while. There we go. And then, yeah, yeah, and it felt good. I probably drank two cups of coffee right then.

Hell, yeah. And then I had a couple more when I was doing an edit for this show and for the other show. Uh-huh. You kept saying you were trying to make that last Michael Jordan's pocket salvageable. Yeah. He kept asking for pickup lines. Can I just get a line where someone's like, but for real, though, I like you. We just like insert that somewhere.

What for Eric? It's just for it. No. Well, based on what was happening in that. Yes. Oh, it was fair. All right. And then just like right after like three people just hammer the shit out of him and just

torch earth, you just add like, but you're cool. Yeah. Right. But what if Dr. Robot tomato instead writes in? Oh. And he just goes, hey, fucking die. That was awesome. He didn't go that far. Oh, right.

He was on the stream. That's right. Yeah, that's why we were talking about it. Jordan I did the, we did a streamily duo signing. Uh-huh. It was kind of a topic of conversation. And then Dr. Robot was there. I was like, oh boy, you're gonna see it.

I think I told, because I was on the episode. Yeah. And I was like, I think that might have been, just a little push off the cliff. Getting it from all sides. Just that last little bit. Including the fans. Hey, it wasn't my-

It's been a bunch of money on there. Yeah. Bitch. Wasn't my idea. Wasn't my idea. Yeah. Let's play Mario Card at three and a half minutes left. Okay.

It was a great idea. Dude, it turned out so well. It looks great. How's the sound? It turned out so well. How's it sound? We sound good. Doesn't sound great.

Instant input lag for all of them. It looks fantastic. So hard to play. Oh, it was so hard to play. Oh, man. It's a testament that Eric made it to the end, you know? And I never sent my controller. And, yeah, playing on the sheist,

controller you could play on. The shirt got. Right, please, too. Joy controller. Dude, we don't have to rehash this again. He brought it up on the way there. Guys, let's just put it away until the podcast. We'll talk about it all over again.

Yeah. Right from the beginning. That's right. To give maximum time to boil over. Who? Him? You don't know who. Oh, okay.

It could be me. I like, I'm gonna lose. I like this, this pest control logo that's just the words and then a picture of a scorpion. Yeah, right? Like, this is just simply what we do. Just wanted a cool animal. Well, maybe they send in the scorpion. That's what I'm saying.

Like, we don't know, it's for pest control, but the scorpion might just be the guy who controls the pests. It's the ultimate pest control. When I think of, yeah. When I think, it's what, I send in a dog to get the cat, to get the rat, to get the fly. Yeah, dude. It's like in the shield when they used to carry. guns and they drop them by the dudes that they would shoot. There's an episode.

Eat a gun. Yeah. And the new King of the Hill where, like, Dale tries to help do, uh, catch a rat and he's just using other rats. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's really funny. It's really funny. That's awesome. The one rat and he puts a bomb attached to, it's like, when it gets near the other rat, I'll just promote that rat.

And then it's like, okay, that rat I lost. But we got a new rat. This is a sexy rat. That's some loony tunes as shit. That's awesome. Catch a rat with rats. The new episodes are so, like, they're so King of the Hill feeling. Like, the writing is still spot on.

Yeah. Oh, that's good. Yeah. The little twists and, like, homages to, like, society. There's one where, like, good Hank. and Hank are hanging out because of the time jump he's now like a teenager and he's a lonely male and uh oh no is he doing alpha stuff he's in the manosphere and Hank Hank is actually into it at first but then when it gets into disrespecting women yeah Hank puts his foot down

which is like that's always the line so it's some good stuff that wait good Hank is that what you said yeah yeah yeah is that his brother There's a scene where they're all like meeting up because they're getting they're getting like a settlement for something that like was like a scam that cotton fell for and it's it's G.H. Hank and then over Telecom is his Japanese half brother. Oh the Japanese half brother. Yeah. It was kind of funny to see all three of them together. That's really funny. I completely forgot about it.

Janichiro I believe is the name. Something like that. Something like that. You can watch it. It's really good. They do have to change some of the voice actors. Why? For reasons.

Oh, okay. Oh, I didn't consider getting reasons. I mean, I guess I'm going to be honest. Yeah. I know about that. Will you help me? Yeah. What does he need help with?

Yeah. Everything. Reaching out to help. Where to start all that stuff. For a start. Good? Good. Great. Thank you very much. Fantastic, even. Tomorrow's the day, I'm taking that TV with me.

Oh shit, for real talk. To destroy it. To the Austin Resource Recovery place. Cool. I'll bring the other TV that I need recycled. I've had one that's been dead in my house. Can you bring it today so I have it tomorrow before the show? No. No, I... Oh, well, then I'm afraid. I mean, I could. I'm afraid then that your TV will have to wait. I suppose I could.

Well, good, because I'm just involved going home and getting it. Do you want to take the food upstairs? Yeah. Check it out. Let's do it. That was the TV, Michael. I was telling you about that. I was trying to fix myself and then realize it was too much work.

Yeah. Just buy a new one. It seemed elaborate, dude. He was like opening it up, like soldering shit. All right. See, we got napkins, boom. Signature sauce. That's one of the things. We got it. We got it.

Signature. There's new. Sparkle. Is it new? Yeah. Caj and Sparkle. Yeah, get right. This. I feel like the signature sauce would have been around forever.

Right. So I think these are the, yeah, these are the wraps. We got some spicy chicken. We got some spicy chicken wraps. How do you know? Not even reviewed. Not even reviewed. But we said, here I get some.

You know what I'm saying? There's so much. I'm gonna eat like two bites. Chicken dippers. Look how many bags, those are the dips? Yeah. Whoa! Individual dips.

We all got dips. Nicely than to put each of them in a bag. Yeah, that is nice. Yeah, very weird. Two mashed potatoes and two fries. Ooh. Mashed potatoes. Yeah.

Figured you might want to get some tates. Starch? There you go. He had a fry. Get them. Get them. Get them. Stop them.

And then here's the other fry. Boom. Check it out. Some mashed potatoes. This is a feast. I could use some Cajon Sparkle. Oh! You want to sparkle it, Nick?

Not yet. We'll see how it is first. What? We gotta know! Did you think that was gonna be the answer? Yeah. Really? Yeah.

He's great at not improvving. That's not improvving. That's just me. All right, well, we're gonna try these dippers with some signature sauce. Um... Boy, they're tiny. Kind of looks like calamari. Oh, cheers.

See you soon. My camera. It's old grease. Awesome.