100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Chick Fil A Breakfast

Episode Date: September 5, 2023

Our Heroes are eating Chick Fil A Breakfast, the favorite fast food breakfast of one of our producers, Graysie. Listen as the gang tests out 3 of the restaurants breakfast options and rules whether or not they are worthy of Graysie's praise. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam code 50facejam and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And it probably does. I am your host, Jordan Sweers, alongside my co-host, Michael the Blondeman Jones. Michael, hi. Hi. I'm Ken. Oh. It's fading. Oh, is that still going on?

Yeah, it's fading. What are you going to do? Is that still going on? I don't know. Well, what I didn't plan on, Jordan, was I matched for the movie. What I didn't plan on was embodying it for life. That's true. That just sort of happened.

Buying the outfits and making it. And then when you start to deny your reality, you're just left floundering in a sea of screams. Oh. So I'm Ken. That's cool. Yeah, you really. In his head, it's that dance number every moment of the day in the nondescript void. Have you considered cutting your hair very short and just having bleach tips like I did

in the eighth grade? Well, I'm going to cut it soon. Okay. But then the... So then it'll be sort of blonde. Yeah, keep the bleach and then spike it. Yeah, I'm not going to tell him to suck it out. No?

Like cut the hair and suck the blonde out. You it a different color this is also ready to go this is also what i did in eighth grade where i bleached my hair my hair was like kind of medium length maybe a little bit longer than yours is right now and uh never really did much else to it it kind of just grew out didn't really looking back now at pictures i'm like why did i do that why i did the exact same thing why did i let it i went to barbenheimer so i have yes yeah you have an excuse i'll never say why i simply was in the eighth grade in 1999 so i had that in a shirt that said shorties but the s's were on the shoulders for me it was 2004 so i mean that's fair i don't think i had it you were definitely on the other. For me, it was 2004, so I don't think I had an excuse. You were definitely on the other side.

I think I bleached my hair once in 2000 as well. That's about... It was 13 or 14. Yeah. Felt like the right time. Usually the only reason to do it is if you're on a baseball team and everybody does it. I wasn't. But neither were we. I was on a basketball team, but he was looking at a baseball team. Anyway, what are we doing today?

Oh, yeah. So, in the last episode of Face Jam, we talked about the concept of fast food breakfasts. Yeah. And how it's kind of a blind spot for me. It's not really something I partake in outside of McDonald's. Okay, but then Gracie got mad at you. Yeah, because I hadn't had Chick-fil-A breakfast.

So when we were coming up with ideas for what to do for spit and silly yeah uh i was like how about we just review a couple of breakfast uh options and then we also said gracie it's up to you what you want to get yeah and she replied she was so excited to do it too well we're like don't tell us don't tell us right it's like well we know what the fuck she's gonna get right she replied with like a smirking emoji and i was like okay so it's definitely chick-fil-a um so i walked in here and was like i thought you were gonna like bust out when we start recording but i knew what it was so it didn't really matter so what did we get then what are we what are we looking at holy shit oh my hash browns. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Michael's into it. Hand her the microphone so that way she can explain what we got.

Okay. So I got five spicy chicken biscuits. Okay. And then I got, I believe, three hash brown scramble burritos are what they're called. Whoa. And I have the nuggets inside. I got a 10-count chicken mini and then some orders of hash browns. And they gave us a shit ton of honey.

Have you guys ever had this before? Yes. You know I haven't. Yeah. I don't think so. I don't think so either. Y'all are welcome. Nick is oohing and cooing and shit. He's like screeching eagle style. So what the hell are these little things?

Are those the chicken minis? Yeah, those are the chicken minis. It's a little chicken bite. It's a little Sister Schubert's roll with a nugget. It's a shooter. It's a shooter. Delicious honey something on top of Schubert's roll, I believe. They've jammed it into the bread as it was baking.

So jam it in your mouth. Or something. So it's like a little nugget that they just put in a small piece of bread. Correct. That's a good amount of bread for a little nugget. So you get 10? I got 10. No, I mean.

Normally, I think you get like four. How many is in like an order? I think four. Or 10. Well, there's a four count or there's a 10 count. So it depends how you're feeling that day. Because four didn't go into 10. Uh-uh.

That's why I was confused. You can do it twice, but there's a remainder. No, there's a four and there's a ten. No, I stole two from the kitchen. They said my pleasure. He's waving around sauce. Hang on. From Culver's.

Where did the ranch come from? It came from the back. He brought the back. And he has Whataburger spicy ketchup in his hand. He never leaves home without it. Can you hand me that water? This is probably the driest thing I've ever eaten. It's very dry.

It's a little too much bread. It is. It's a little too much bread for me. I haven't even started. We don't want it. We don't want it. He keeps waving the fucking thing around like a magic wand in circles saying, Sauce?

Sauce? The little hash brown coins yeah i think this is my preferred hash brown this is fucking delicious it's like eating french fry tater tot situation yeah it's this is a better form than than a tater tot yeah but i think i like the mcdonald's like what would you call that a medallion an amulet yeah an amulet these are it's all gotta be cord based right yeah the McDonald's ones are amulet yeah yeah yeah it could go in a necklace maybe yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like a big it's a big statement piece I'm kind of getting a look I'm kind of just going across everything here. The burrito appears to be a lot of egg.

The burrito is weird to me because it's not an item you would associate with Chick-fil-A. Like all the chicken sandwich stuff all makes sense. The little shooter or whatever it's called. Now burrito is they're thinking outside the box here with this. They can't say that.

Or Taco Tuesday. They can't say that either. Great. They thing. I said the bun. This is. I can't say that. Or Taco Tuesday. I can't say that either. Great. They won. Now we're sued. Yeah, they won. But then now they're going to take it. The little guy wins.

Once again, Taco Bell did it. Congratulations, Taco. Oh, no one else is allowed to say it? Oh, okay. Oh, weird. I kind of like the burrito. I didn't think I was going to. I thought it was going to be kind of whack. No, it's pretty good. I remember't think I was going to. I thought it was going to be kind of whack.

No, it's pretty good. I remember back when I was eating it. Is this weird? I don't typically mix chicken with egg. No, that's normal. Yeah, that's why I think this is such an interesting thing for them to put out. That is not normal, but it should be. My go-to at McDonald's now, because I live on apps, right?

You save money that way. You're a fool if you don't use the app. And you roll up and you just, how many people do you know that order like shit? They're fucking stupid. And it's like, oh, this idiot's driving. They're like, could I get, oh, and you just want to strangle him ordering with his mask. No, I'm talking about whatever because that's just like,

you're throwing spice. I'm talking a legitimate, oh, you don't know what you're getting. And they make like changes to shit. It's crazy. And none of it's going to work. It's great. If you're that person, you don't know what you're getting. And they make, like, changes to shit. It's crazy. And none of it's going to work. It's great. If you're that person, you don't deserve to customize your order, okay?

You hold your breath and get in and get out. But that's why you live in apps. But that's why you live in apps. I can order for anybody and just go, here's the number. Anyway, what I get at McDonald's now is I get the McChicken biscuit, which is just their biscuit on their,

what is it? The, I can't think of the word. get the McChicken biscuit, which is just their biscuit on their um... What is it? The... I can't think of the word. Biscuit. The chicken biscuits on the biscuit. I wanted to go bun or bread. I thought he was hitting me with a crock pot. You already said the word biscuit.

Chicken biscuit was like a proper noun. And then I was trying to think about a biscuit as an item. So it didn't make sense it didn't make sense a chicken biscuit and a biscuit are two very different as you just witnessed anyway i get that i add one folded egg because you can do round or folded and then one slice of cheese it's the best fucking thing there i don't know why they don't sell it it's unbelievable like just put it on the thing it's so goddamn good so you're a chicken egg guy i'm a chicken egg guy. I'm a chicken egg and one slice of American cheese and McDonald's

guy on a biscuit. Okay. It doesn't feel right to me. No, it's right. There's something weird about chicken and egg. I think it's because, you know, it's the egg and then the hatched Hang on, he's gonna explain it. The hatched form of said egg in

there with it. It's almost like... So that's bad or what? It's almost like you're creating some sort of multi-generational wipeout. In my mouth. Yep. Okay. I will say that chicken with egg in this burrito, pretty good.

But the last thing, Gracie, explain to me the spicy chicken biscuit. It's just a spicy piece of chicken on a biscuit. Okay. But you have to put honey on it. You gotta put some honey on it. Oops. Oh, we have a lot of honey. That's fucking good. I appreciate the size of it. First and foremost. I will say, like, it's like a handy little size.

Comparatively to the little shooter bites. I mean, we can put honey on it. I'll do it to be polite. I did it for Gracie. No, it be polite. It does not need it at all. No, but this biscuit is soft as shit and like

not dry at all. The chicken's fucking good. It better be. It's what they do. That's true. They fuck cows too. Not like their thing. They're like, we fuck cows. Oh no, they don't kill them The cows are trying to get you to eat the chicken

I thought they were trying to save them for a reason You think they're just going to let them go We just said we weren't going to kill them I like it with the honey it doesn't need it Not at all It's just a special additive He needs it though A special additive He needs it though A special additive

It does add more depth He shot that down angrily by the way It tastes like The food with honey on it Instead of it making some sort of new flavor It's still kind of separated This is not a bad Little breakfast here

I would also say that As fluffy as the biscuit is, it's still way thicker than the chicken, or at least on mine. Yeah. No, it is. It's considerably thicker than the chicken. The bread-to-meat ratio is always a problem with biscuits, but it does help that it's not particularly dry or falling to bits like some biscuits do. I feel like I've won everybody but Jordan over.

Well, Jordan. I mean, you didn't have to do anything to win me over. I'm mulling. I mean, what you're getting is Jordan classic. I'm mulling. Uh-huh. This is like a bite and make up my mind. Gracie, this is why we started the podcast.

It was Michael going, food on a plate? And then Jordan going, hmm, food on a plate. Food on a plate that somebody didn't cook at home? Food on a plate. To what end? Did your mom make this? I'm going to stick with McDonald's. I'm not a fast food breakfast guy.

My wife loves fast food breakfast. It's just not for me typically. It's so heavy to start my day. It is. But man, if I was near a Chick-fil-A, this spicy chicken biscuit, that thing fucks. Put a piece of cheese on that? Dude. That was good. I could see this being a heavy thing.

As small as it was that I was commenting on, that bread, the biscuit really fills you up fast. It's a heavy... So I don't usually get biscuits. It's a heavy load, yeah. The burrito, though, I think that's what wins out. I think that's... It's pretty good. I like the burrito, too,

but that chicken sandwich was fucking amazing. I think we can all agree, most disappointing thing, little shooter. Yes. The bread just adds nothing. I could have just eaten the little nuggets. It's like they had chicken nuggets

and then they went, well, we can't sell nuggets for breakfast. I don't know, put them in these little pieces of bread. It's because the nuggets are so good on their own. You could just order those and they're delicious. Just adding this bread, although the bread on its own is good.

They're just not two things that they don't need them together yeah i think they're the most popular breakfast item which is why i got them i would not say they're my favorite really but i felt like we had to try them sure what's your favorite the biscuit spicy chicken biscuit i have to appreciate that gracie's eating the spicy chicken biscuit while it's still in the wrapper and she has there's like clearly a system here that she's worked out. Like this is like not the first time she's eaten. Yeah, exactly. This is how she eats her Chick-fil-A breakfast.

That's absolutely. I'm a seasoned professional. I can see you doing that in a car as you're driving somewhere. For me, it's, I hate, as you know, I hate getting messy, sticky, yucky, greasy hands. 100%. And like that hold the wrapper thing, that's just like a percentage reducer.

But my hands are still messy to some extent. Yeah, it'll never be perfect. So I just, I got to get through it and I got to wash them. If something's going to annoy me, I'm going to, I'm going to like the second I, I'm going to get honey on me somewhere. It's just. I was going to say, that's why to me, adding honey to this meal is doing almost nothing for me. Because I'm so afraid of getting sticky. And then that's the rest of my day.

The whole day? I can't just pop over to the sink real quick. I'm not going to wash these hands, baby. That's true. Well, you wash those hands, but you can never really get the stick off of honey. It's not out of his mind. He's not doing anything for you. You know what I mean?

Is that why you keep licking them? Your fingers? Yep, that's why. Also, then you got to worry about bears. That, and see, that's the thing a lot of people don't consider. What if your fingers get bitten off by these bears? Yeah. You can't, if you can't just put your finger in a trash can because they can open them.

That's true. And that's where I've been putting my fingers is inside the trash can. You got to put like a special lid on it. I don't get how those bears can open it, but I'm not smart enough to open it. I can't figure out the fucking trash cans. We talked about that before, where the people who design those bear-proof trash cans

say the overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest people is bigger than you'd think. So they can't make it fully bear-proof, because then it's like too human proof. The thing that I've seen, which to be fair confused me as well, but like it exists in the world and people either go,

oh, or they go, I, uh, what? Have you seen those magnetic door locks? They're just like on the inside. It's like a deadbolt basically. Yeah. And you have to like pull it out and then swing it around.

So when I moved into my house, my house had some of those and I never had them before. Anytime ever someone's in my house for the first time, they're just like, like if they're trying to go in the backyard, they just like shake the door.

It's just like, and they'll like claw at it and kind of like pull on it. And I go, no, you have to do it like this. And it's like, it reminds me of like, like a trick box of like a trick

box. Like a magician's box. What's the secret? It blows me away every time. I'm just like, man, people just go what is it? Never seen this before. What is that? There's another half of the burrito. I'm good. I'm good.

Nick just said no. I don't think Nick... For what? I know what. But let's see if it makes it to the end of the day, though. Because we're doing three of these, right? Or two? How many are we doing? I think we got two more after this. He's going to eat it by then. Just set it

over by Nick. Yeah. Put it near him and we'll let you know. It won't survive. He just sat at the table and said, put it here. Cleared off some space for it. Also, he said we have to save room. And what we're doing the rest of the day, there's only one more eating thing. And it's not anything you have to save room for.

No, he's right. He's right. We do. So do they have other things on the breakfast menu that you didn't get yeah is that is that everything no let me pull it up i'm forgetting what i did what do you drink when you get this because it's so fucking dry yeah do they do orange juice or just water they do orange juice i just didn't know what we were into today oh no that no, that's fine. What do you get? Oh, I normally just drink a water from my house. Okay.

Okay. Do you ever dip the sandwich in the water? Okay. All right. Save it for the next one. Christ. Like it's a cookie? Of the items I didn't get, they're, I mean, okay, they have the basic, like, bacon, egg,

and cheese sandwich. Interesting. Didn't feel like we needed to beat it over the head. I wouldn't get a bacon, egg, and cheese from Chick-fil-A. You're crazy. Right. You're getting chicken. Yeah, why would you do that?

What the fuck? I would also say, why? Yeah, no, that would just be, I'm just thinking like, yeah, go to the drive-thru and get the little hash brown medallions and a bacon, egg, and cheese. Are you sure? So this is Chick-fil-A. Yeah. Not Burger Fuckers.

You want any chicken? No, I is Chick-fil-A. Yeah. Not burger fuckers. You want any chicken? No, I'm trying to eat those cows. With bacon? I think this will excite Michael. There's a chicken, egg, and cheese biscuit. Whoa! There you go. It's on the menu.

I mean, this is an extensive menu. It's a lot of breakfast. That's a lot of scrolling. That is extensive. Oh, my God. There's a lot of items. A lot of variations of the same item, I must say. Like, you can make the burrito with bacon, sausage, chicken, whatever you want.

Would you get this burrito if it didn't have chicken in it? Some of them don't. What would it have instead? It'd just be bacon, egg, and cheese. But from Chick-fil-A? Probably not. Yeah? You don't think it was good?

I don't really get burritos ever for breakfast. Yeah. That's not my thing. I'm not a breakfast burrito person. Me neither. God, I'm glad I don't really get burritos ever for breakfast. Yeah. That's not my thing. I'm not a breakfast burrito person. Me neither. God, I'm glad I didn't go with my other choice. I love breakfast burritos, but not from a fast food place. A breakfast burrito back home is the size of your forearm.

Right, yeah. That makes sense. Like, massive. It fucks up the rest of your day. That makes sense. Like massive. It fucks up the rest of your day. A breakfast burrito back home is,

we would get one called, that my friend called the destroyer, which is not what it was called. Okay. We're like, oh, okay. It had bacon, sausage,

chorizo, egg, hash brown. You talk about getting filled up on breakfast. And that's what you would do. And that's why I called it the destroyer. Destroyer of the rest of your day. And it's like, oh, that's fucked.

But, boy, it's fucking good. When you wake up and then you have like a construction job and you eat that. You need to eat one thing at the start of your day. Well, you got to eat the one thing and then you save the other half and that's lunch, baby. That with a white can monster. God. That sounds awful. Oh, no.

Hey, you got to keep going. You got to keep energy. Your work truck just has like a stink to it. It smells like cigarettes, but you don't smoke and you don't know how that happened you probably sent these tiktoks to me but for a while there was a period of time where on my for you page uh it was uh like the breakfast or or the the lunch brigade for like construction workers yeah yeah yeah or like they're all they're all showing off their lunches and like what they got have you seen these at all the presentation what it is and like it is and how they're eating it it's dudes on a construction site which to me is such a great sort of like we're all from different backgrounds we

are not the same kind of guy but when it comes to lunch it is like what'd you get packed yeah and you can always tell like this is the married guy and his wife this is like the leftover like refried beans and we had this stuff like last night and it's all packed and it's put together another guy's got like the sandwich that his wife again his wife made these guys are like putting all this together and then it's the 23 year old guy who's new and it is just like a bunch of rice inside of a package and they just give him so much shit it's like he's gonna cry it's so fucking

funny it's just like what is this sun kiss tuna and they're like what are you doing they're like get a load of this guy it's a guy filming all of them up close going down the line and like you can tell that guy's just dreading oh yeah because they're like, get a load of this guy. It's a guy filming all of them up close. Going down the line and like, you can tell that guy's just dreading. Oh yeah, because they're going one by one

and everyone's like, oh, that looks good. Oh, hell yeah. You got the good stuff. The guy's like, oh, we had a carne asada last night and it's all chopped up and it looks all good. And then it's just a guy with fucking a bottle of hummus with some crackers. They're just like, get fucking right dude it's so

sad uh but that's the best i love a construction lunch construction worker lunch is fucking great uh super funny i think it's did you ever have that stuff a lot of sandwiches yeah a lot of sandwiches were you stopping it like you had like wawa up there or no? You got a Wawa, but there was some local places. It had a Tasty Sub. Tasty Sub was a local joint. Was it Tasty T-A-S-T-E-E? I don't even remember. I don't think so. Like Tasty Freeze?

Yeah. It was either regular or like no E. I think it was just regular. Yeah. They went, hey, we're not fucking around. You want a good sub? And then we're like, yes, I do. That place was out the door every day at lunch,

like line in just small little sub shop. And then like at the door, you know, someone opened the door and go back up. No room. Fucking sandwiches. Was it all like blue collar? A lot.

Construction type? Not, it wasn't like a construction spot. It wasn't like a regular spot. Yeah. But like, if you worked in the area, you're like,

Oh, tasty subs nearby i mean we had tons of plenty of real restaurants yeah you know what i mean like a lot of diner-esque oh that's right you were talking about that you'd be a diner yeah so it's like even a sub shop is more like they sell subs but it's more diner-esque of like the seating arrangements and shit and they have like bar stools still maybe not at the counter but like at the window yeah that was pretty common so you could just go and just well you look out the window and then you leave i'm a i'm a fan of uh getting my stuff like my errands done in the morning kind of like before the day starts uh that way when you're done with work and kind of like the evening you don't have

like a bunch of shit that you have to do the thing that kind of comes with that is that when I'm sort of wrapping up and then heading into work, there's a 10, 1030 or whatever. That's my favorite time to hit a quick trip around here. Cause that is construction worker lunchtime. And it is dudes, white can monsters,

the roller hot dog, the roller. Oh yeah. The bag attack, like talkies. those hot dogs are usually pretty good though too I'm a fan I know I'm like a trashy little gremlin man I'm a big fan of a gas station lunch I'm a big

okay well Nick gave me a huge thumbs up like so fast too enthusiastic I don't like how into it he was I mean you know how much I talked about 7-Eleven it's the same as a gas station lunch. You get the tuna. The tuna, the hot dogs.

But for some reason, I don't like a fast food breakfast. I'm all about a gas station lunch. It's different. And it's not. It's three hours between them. Yeah. And for some reason, boy, that makes all the difference. You know what's interesting about Chick-fil-A's breakfast to me is that it feels like an extension of Chick-fil-A,

which you would think is like, oh, yeah, well, that makes sense. But for me, McDonald's breakfast is so different from the rest of McDonald's. It is. Like their regular menu. It's almost like a subgenre. It's like a different channel. It's like Nick Jr. Yeah.

Like it's McDonald's, but yeah like it's mcdonald's but it's mcdonald's breakfast yeah if someone was like could i get a hamburger you'd slap them in the head yeah what are you talking about they don't make hamburgers at mcdonald's breakfast but you're yeah they should really do that they should just have separate mcdonald's restaurants that are that are only breakfast my wife is going to love this one restaurant so fucking much. But they still only operate at breakfast hours. No. They're only open five hours a day.

We went to, actually went to Vince Young's Steakhouse with Ray Narvaez and his wife Tina the other day. And we went and his wife got my wife a shirt. It's like a sweatshirt. And it has on the breast it's a stitching of her mcdonald's order that she gets oh my goodness that's pretty cool that's her favorite fucking thing yeah what a gift you'll never top that no i i went wow that's the most i looked at her that's the most thoughtful thing anyone's ever gotten but like good thoughtful too yeah i mean not like it was thoughtful for me.

You don't give a shit about it. I thought. It is. I love that the whole order doesn't start with like, oh, she gets like the sausage biscuit or what. One large Coke is the first item that's embroidered on it. That's awesome. Because that's the reason she fucking gets it.

And then she'll sit on our couch with like a blanket, holding it, because she's so fucking small, holding it with two hands like a gremlin, reading a book, and she's all fucking curled up. And the dog is just sitting waiting to be like, maybe for me also when you get up and forget you left this here. He's very smart. mcdonald's breakfast should be its own restaurant it's so separate from mcdonald's do you think your wife

could just wear that sweater and like go into the mcdonald's and just point to it and be like she doesn't even have to say any words anymore like that's like living on apps but like that you know you don't even have to bust your phone you just start you just every year you add another language wow that's pretty cool i leave the country i'm covered yeah we start going international and it's like it's just embroidered in different spots it is in spanish uh grande coke and you go oh again nick looking at me and being so enthusiastic makes me very nervous about what I said. We're not necessarily rating this one out of 100. But we can say one out of 10.

What do you think? Usually we do thumbs up, thumbs down. Yeah, I don't know what the hell that is. I don't know why we're. That makes no sense. You know what? Cut all that part out. We don't rate one out of 100, guys.

You know how we do it. Thumbs up, thumbs down. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Big thumbs up. Yeah. I'd get it. Yeah. I mean, not this exact meal, but it's good breakfast.

If it was on your route, you could make it part of your routine. Yeah, for sure. I don't really go to Chick-fil-A. It's not really near me. It's not really near me or where I'm going it's just kind of like out there and they're always

packed they're fucking packed it has the longest line outside of In-N-Out and their line it's a little intimidating their drive-thru

it's just so many things to it there's people it's like a fucking runway people are walking around and it's like this way

this way it's two lanes being directed to converge into one lane. But there's people walking around with iPads. It's like I'm parking at Disneyland. Yes, it's a lot. But it's also, if you don't go there a lot, nine out of ten times, it is packed. And they're taking your order before you get to the menu.

Yes. What do you want? And I just go, thank fuck, I just want the spicy chicken deluxe sandwich. Good thing I know, right? The menu's down there. Imagine if it was your first time at Chick-fil-A and you go,

what do you have? You can't even flee because you're stuck in the line all day. Run away. You just, I mean, you have no other choice

because what are you going to do? Ask for help? Ask the person who works there what the menu is? They probably have like a menu or even now, it might be even sicker where they there they probably the menu is probably like a menu or even now it might be even sicker where they're like oh do you need a menu like oh yeah thank god and then they'll hold up a qr code probably and go here it is fucker yep get on your phone while you drive we don't have paper motherfucker anyway here's 5 000 napkins my pleasure so

big thumbs up for michael jordan what do you think i'm gonna give it a thumbs up too because um i mean how do you thumbs down you can't you can't thumbs down it's not like middle road it yeah and and i like they they integrated the thing they do best their chicken into a breakfast burrito which i was really impressed with um i wouldn't get the biscuit um do they have other like other bun things you can get? I believe they have a McMuffin situation. I'd probably go with that. Jesus Christ.

Do you think the microphone picked up his fucking gasp? When she said McMuffin situation, and it was like the noise he made when he saw his firstborn child. What's a McMuffin situation, by the way? English muffin. I know. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I got a little triin situation, by the way? English muffin. I know. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

I got a little tripped over my tongue. No, it's fine. No, no. We knew what you meant. He really knew what you meant. But McDonald's, like, they got a little bit of a stranglehold. They do.

People, I would say, maybe as we, like, as the years go on, I feel like, and maybe this is why I grew up, like, English muffins, you ate them all the time. That's why I was so pissed about that last piece of I grew up, like English muffins, you ate them all the time. That's why I was so pissed about that last piece of shit. Yep.

Good English muffins. I don't know that that translates around the country or with like a younger generation. Most people probably think they're just like McMuffins. Mm-hmm. Because that's just,

that's how you describe it. That's true. Yeah. It's a good description for it. English muffin sandwich equals McMuffin. Equals McMuffin. Yeah.

Okay. All right, so thumbs up for it. English muffin sandwich equals McMuffin. Yeah. Okay. Alright, so thumbs up from Michael. Thumbs up from me. Thumbs down from Nick. What? I think Gracie, I think this was a successful showing for Chick-fil-A. This feels like a big win for me. Yeah, thank you for sharing. It's a big win for me.

Thank you for sharing your favorite breakfast. I was hungry. We're recording three Spittin' Sillies today and we had Thanks, man. Hurry up! We had Gracie produce all three. So these next three, if they're good, good job, Gracie. If any of them are bad,

bad job, Gracie. We'll edit that out and just say Eric did it. What the fuck? I just won't be here for the future episodes. It's his management style. That's what it is. Hey, thanks for listening to Spittin' Silly, if you dared. Don't forget to listen to a new episode of Face Jam next week. That's right, next week. Wow.

What did we eat last time on Face Jam? As of airing this, do we know? What was it? Oh, it was Wendy's. I wonder what we're gonna eat next time. Tell a friend about the show where we do whatever we want. Goodbye.