100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Energy Drink Taste Test

Episode Date: April 18, 2023

What started as a Prime Energy taste test has unraveled into an all out weird Energy Drink tasteathon. Our Heroes, along with Eric and Nick, crack a can and let you know if any of these weirdo drinks are worth your time. Listen as they tackle Prime Energy, Ryse Fule, a weird Coke, and Peepsi? Jordan goes off the rails. Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 and Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Welcome to Spittin' Silly. Start the timer. The Fortnite podcast where anything can happen and it probably does. I'm your host Jordan Swears alongside my co-host Michael Jones. Michael, let's drink. Jordan, I am ready to consume liquids. We have an insane amount of drinks here. Too many. Truly too many. Here's what we're going to consume liquids. We have an insane amount of drinks here.

Too many. Truly too many. Here's what we're going to get to. Definitely. Our first drink that we will start with, we're getting right into this one. So if you wanted five minutes of banter, you gotta listen to the last episode

because this is when we're getting right into it. I'm sorry. Hopefully you wanted about 20 minutes of banter. You're gonna listen to the last episode. Renervation. Okay. This is Peeps X Pepsi. You can call it Peeps.

There's no other name for it. You're allowed to call it Peeps. 2023 limited edition. You're allowed to suck down some Peeps. It sounds like you're putting Peeps in your mouth. It's awesome. It's also a yellow can. Yeah, it's yellow.

It's a yellow can. It has the little bird peep on the front. You don't know what the hell we're talking about. It also has tiny little can. It's a yellow can. It has the little bird peep on the front. You don't know what the hell we're talking about. It also has tiny little rabbit peeps. Peeps are those little marshmallow candies that they have. The soft sugar candies that they have for Easter. They're basically air

with sugar. It's sugar coated air. Which I guess marshmallow is just sugar. It's surely going to be disgusting. Yeah. I want to know which one they put in air. Yeah. Crack it open. Which I guess marshmallow is just sugar. Yes. Right. So it's surely going to be disgusting. Yeah. I want to know which one they put in there. Did they put the rabbit or did they put the- Probably both.

The little chickadee. Probably both. Yeah. Okay. The smell, Pepsi. Smells like Pepsi. Oh my God. Oh.

Oh, wow. Okay. Oh. It says artificial marshmallow flavored cola. Okay. It says artificial marshmallow Yeah Flavored cola Okay so It's just marshmallow flavor

It is If you were to eat Uh huh Lucky charms Uh huh But instead of milk Yes You use Pepsi

Yeah Yeah yeah yeah That is what this tastes like Here's the thing It's not the worst flavor Uh huh It's weird No

But it's a terrible drink Terrible drink It lingers in the air It's a great worst flavor. It's weird. No. But it's a terrible drink. Terrible drink. It lingers in the aftertaste. It's a great way to put it. It's kind of like vanilla Coke, right? Because it's Pepsi with marshmallow. And you can taste the sugar similar to the vanilla. But it really hits, though. Like you said, there's a lingering

flavor. But it's candy. You know what it is? It's on your tongue. much it is pepsi and then the aftertaste and when you have it like in your nose it's like all of that extra marshmallow my mouth feels yeah it feels like it's coated i don't know like right now it's good i don't know how much of these i could drink fortunately these are also made in the little 7.5 ounce can oh i don't know could know. Could you imagine drinking an actual full size soda pack? I can't imagine drinking this.

I can maybe drink half of this. It's real sweet. You know who's going to love this? Who's that? Post Team Gremlins. Absolutely. So when we got it, I specifically said, get another case. Yeah.

Because we're just going to go raining on them. They're going to slurp this up. They're going to go nuts. Yeah. And today, almost all of them are here. Oh, wow. That's like, I think almost every single person Is in that office

They're gonna go crazy It's gonna be great I don't know why this needed to exist The only thing that's missing Makes me feel weird man Peeps have the They're sugar coated So it's got that crunch

Yep If they had put some of those Like sugar crystals in here To like Get in your mouth I need some sludge in my peeps Be like drinking a peep Right

It would just be shit at the bottom Because here's the thing If we had that All we would say is Oh the sludge in my peeps be like drinking a peep right it would just be shit at the bottom because here's the thing if we had that all we would say is oh the sludge in peepsy is so gross um it's

drink the sludge this one is it's out there but it's not as bad as I thought if you're it's very bizarre here's the thing if you're thinking about getting it

and you have a few friends who also want to try it do it yeah definitely do it if you are thinking about a drink that you want to drink, do not get pizza. No, no, no. Don't replace water with this, okay?

You'll die. Don't replace milk and Lucky Charms with this. You'll die. This is like diabetes in a can. I keep doing the little like... Yeah. Because it's still there. There's some sort of film.

Yeah. It leaves a coating. It's just so sweet. There's some sort of film. Yeah. It leaves a coating. It's just so sweet. I need a tongue scraper. Yeah, really. There's a bunch of leftover ketchup that Nick has. I really don't know what you want me to do with that, Nick. You know, ketchup.

Drink this ketchup. Oh, my God. Okay. So that's our first one. That was a good one to start with. I felt like I definitely wanted to get to it. This second one, we do not know what we are about to get into. This one's great.

We just walked by and saw this. It is the Coca-Cola Move Limited Edition Rosalia Creations. Transformation flavored. There's a lot going on. So this is great because the other day I was at Target, and I had a little bit of a migraine happening. I was going to guess and say midlife crisis. At the Target?

No way. At the Walmart, maybe. And I was looking for something. I really wanted a vanilla Coke. And I was looking at the fridge at the checkout, and they had this. And I thought it was like, oh, is this some sort of special flavor? And I'm looking at it. It says Move, limited edition.

Okay. Rosalia. Okay. Is that a flavor or a person? Transformation flavored. And immediately, I just go, fuck off. That's the flavor? Transformation?

I said, fuck off. I'm out of here. I'd rather have a migraine than take a risk on this i am right there with you at like walmart it's usually walmart target whatever exit where they got the drink things bust in and grab a vanilla coke i always get i usually get two walmart i get two because it's like two for five yeah walmart had one um today walmart had the 12 pack dude today we had the 12-pack that Eric kept offering to buy and then didn't. You didn't put it down. I know.

You didn't ask for it. We were checking out. He was just like, we're all there. There was vanilla Coke, and I went, ooh, I love vanilla Coke. Michael also insisted that I'm just going to get this for me. And so I don't think it was a big deal that Eric didn't. I didn't straight up say, I'm buying this for me. As in, you insinuate I'm going to pay for it and take it home.

Because then Eric also said, I'll pay for it. He's like, we'll get it. We'll get it. And I was like, oh, okay, whatever. Figured we could get one can out of it and go, this is the best flavor. Right. So then we get to the checkout and you, it's self-checkout. You scan everything and I'm still holding the Coke and then you pay for it.

You didn't put it down. I know I didn't put it down because I wasn't going to make me pay for it. But that's the point where if you're going to pay for it, you go, oh, I'll throw that down. Nothing. Then as you take your seat, you go, let's get out of here. And I go, no. Michael goes to pay for it. And Eric goes, oh, I thought I paid for that.

And then I went, how? How would you have paid for it? It's a self-scan. You would have had to hold it. I'm not upset you didn't pay for it. I'm confused as to how you thought you paid for it. No, no. You paid for it. And then you shook my hand and thought you paid for it. No, no. You paid for it.

Everything you had was like, he said, thank you so much. Well, we did have the conversation. I think I remembered afterwards that he did offer to pay for it and I shook his hand and bowed to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was shaking his hand

and he leaned in and he said, why aren't you bowing? Yeah. You should be bowing. This is incredibly disrespectful. And then Eric said, good, we remember the same thing. That also did happen.

Very loudly, right in that small section where everyone was working. And I'm just like, this rules. What a conversation they're overhearing. What the fuck are they talking about?

Oh, they're getting a little taste of spin silly. Okay, this smell. So the smell is very weird. I think it smells like chapstick. Oh, don't say that. I don't want to eat chapstick. It smells like a chapstick or like a cherry chapstick with Coke.

It's a musty crayon. What is that even? I don't even. It tastes like a musty crayon. Oh, then the end of the taste was that. This is weird. I can't even describe this flavor. The only way i can

describe it is it's transformation flavor yeah i've been transformed it's pretty different now i'm rosalia i'm gonna look it up what do you think like what do you think that flavor what the hell i have no idea it's getting sharper there's like a similar just sugary flavor from like the marshmallow so it's got to be some kind of sweetener or sugar. But then I don't know what the hell that flavor at the end is. Yeah, it's a weird sharpness. It's the same thing though. It stays on your tongue. That's borderline citrus. It is. It's almost citrus.

But what? That's so bizarre. I wouldn't describe it as move or transformation. But it is a creation. I'd describe it as confusing. I really can't pick a flavor. I don't know what it is. Let me try. I'm going to go back in. I'm taking a little sip because I don't want all this.

I also want to say, we got another mini can situation here. My kingdom for vanilla coke in this format. I feel you there. This is all I want. See, I want more but I feel like I could do with being given less. You know what I mean? If the option was there maybe I'd do it to control myself. more. See, I could do with being given less. Yes. You know what I mean? Exactly.

Like, if the option was there, maybe I'd do it to control myself. Exactly. Because I do buy these now if my kids want soda because it makes me feel better about giving them a tiny bit less of death juice. Between this and a three liter? Yeah.

People have been asking, what's this flavor? What do you think it is? Blah, blah, blah. Somebody kind of honed in on it. Editor Maggie Wong from Food Network. Coke won't say? No. Bastards. Geniuses. To me it tastes like

pineapple and coconut with a little bit of spice and even bitterness and I do, I, there is a coconut. Definitely coconut. I don't know if I get pineapple. You definitely get coconut. Yes. There's a little bit of a spice there's like a little bit of something. Yeah. I think that's what's on your tongue.

That little spice. Again, it's not bad. It's gold, man. I can't suck this down. I don't have a very sophisticated palate, so I can't really tell what it is. I feel like anyone with a sophisticated palate would not like this.

No, I agree. I feel like this is for people with no palate. That just want to feel something. This is for the people we're about to give the rest of this stuff to. This is for people with no palate. That just want to feel something. This is for the people we're about to give the rest of this stuff to. This is for people who have dead mouths. This is truly for people who aren't looking for quality. They're truly looking for quantity. Because there's a lot.

I'm going back for one more. Okay. It does have like intoxicating flavors. But again, I'm getting blue raspberry icy now. Oh, I don't think I got that. I think you might be in trouble. It's like transforming. I think the problem, too, is like

these flavors are going to start stacking. But I think that we're about to get into some real weird shit. So we're going to see. We found these at Walmart. Yeah, we weren't looking for these. They found us. No, but brother, we found them. We were looking for Peepsy and couldn't find them.

And then found it. And then found it. So happy. As we were on our way out. This found Nick, actually. Yeah. And he started pointing and screaming. So yeah, I was very excited.

This is Rye's Fuel Energy Drink. Rye's with a Y. I can fuel my energy to a Rye's. This flavor, we have four different flavors. This first one, ring pop. Oh, yeah. Starting out normal. Yeah.

But what does that mean? Ring pops aren't a fucking flavor. No. Right. Which flavor ring pop is it? What fucking flavor ring pop, you son of a bitch? There's a bunch of different flavors for ring pop. It's clear liquid.

It is clear. Blow pop flavor. It should have been a color. It smells. It smells like medicine. It smells like medicine. It smells like medicine, and also I watched Jordan smell it, and his eyes almost rolled in the back of his head. Because it took me back to being sick and having to...

It smells sticky as fuck. The longer you smell it, the stronger it gets into your brain. It is ring poppy, though. It is. They even got the hard candy flavor scent of ring pop. It is ring poppy though. They even got the hard candy flavor scent of ring pop. It is just like a white liquid. That might be the sweetest thing I've ever tasted. It looks like Sprite

but it smells like melted candy. Eric's face. It tastes like a melted ring pop. Holy shit! That is unreal. Oh, my God. That's unreal.

That's undrinkable. Somehow it's also. And might I say, not only is it not a tiny can, it's a huge can. It's a huge can. This is energy 16 ounce. That's insane. Nobody can drink that. Yo, zero sugar.

Dude, that's why it tastes so flat at the end. It's also why you can ignore that shit because it's like, oh, Zero sugar. Dude, I don't. That's why it tastes so flat at the end. It's also why you can ignore that shit because it's like, oh, zero sugar. That means it's good. Then there's something 10 times more dangerous than sugar in here. There's something chemically. There's a forever chemical in me. It's zero sugar. We did use antifreeze, though, because it's very sweet.

And now I get it. Now I understand why a cat wants to drink it out of the driveway. It's so sweet. And now I get it. Now I understand why a cat wants to drink it out of the driveway. It's so sweet. Holy shit. I can't believe you just had more of that. I needed to feel it again. That is the sweetest. You're right.

No, I needed to know. It punches you right off the bat with the flavor. It's so strong. And then it gets like flat, like artificially flavored real quick. So the other ones I'll say are definitely still a soda. Uh-huh. Like the Pepsi and the Coca-Cola are definitely sodas. Those are sodas.

This is the sweetest fucking energy drink I've ever had in my life. This is an energy drink, but this tastes like a melted popsicle. Yes. Oh, more than that. It is insane. Popsicle is in good shape. Because a popsicle is mostly water. This tastes like a melted ring pop.

It's like 100% sweet. It's all candy. It looks like more viscous than water as well. Sitting in this cup, it looks a little thicker. It looks like thick Sprite. It's like Sprite, but the bubbles are heavy. Yeah, the bubbles are sinking. It's bizarre looking.

Dude, you know who's going to go crazy for this shit? Dante in IT. For some reason, he can't get enough of this kind of stuff. I feel like he should get less. He should. If we added some thickener to it, this would look like Alex Mack. Oh. For some reason, he can't get enough of this kind of stuff. I feel like he should get less. He should. If we added some thickener to it, this would look like Alex Matt. Yep. Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit. Okay. Damn, dude. This next one, this is also rice. I could get some thickener. This is to fuel your greatness, by the way. All right. This one's blue.

This is blue. What is it? However, don't let that fool you because that's not the flavor. This is Kool-Aid Tropical Punch Rice Fuel. Oh, yeah. See, they actually have a flavor instead of just Kool-Aid flavor. Ring pop. Oh, it's red.

Oh, boy. I don't. Oh. That is. I took one more sip of it. What is wrong with you? I don't know. Blue can but red juice.

My brain confused. Oh, no. Michael had to get up. I'm going to check my insulin. Cut me open. Cut me open. All right. The bubbles are notably smaller.

They are. These are the biggest bubbles I've ever seen. Smell? It smells like Kool-Aid and Hawaiian Punch. It smells like Hawaiian Punch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like it's not going to have that tartness of a fruit punch, though. This is not...

The other one was way crazier. Okay. This is like Kool-Aid. This is like... It's more bubbly. It tastes like... More carbonated. Diet Kool-Aid.

Yes. Again, it's the no sugar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I definitely think that this is the first one... Not that I love this. I don't. But I think this is the first one. Not that I love this. I don't. But I think this is the first one I could drink a whole can of. If I had to. It's like Hawaiian Punch. It's Hawaiian

Punch energy drink. It's definitely less Hawaiian Punch. You can taste the not Hawaiian Punch-ness. Yeah. It's not very good, but I think it's drinkable. That one is okay. The rest were worse than okay. Honestly, here's the thing. And it's not like, oh, if we let off with this, the other think it's drinkable. That one is okay. The rest were worse than okay. Honestly, here's the thing.

And it's not like, oh, if we let off with this, the other one would have been better, whatever. I do think that if this is the only one that we had, I think we'd be going like, wow, that's really sweet. Yeah. The thing is, this is fourth down the line of like, but like we mixed Pepsi with marshmallow. This is the closest we've been to normal. I've had a fair share of basically energy drinks.

I haven't had Rise, but I've had Bang and Rain and all that crap. Everything under the sun because for some reason there's a million of them. There's too many. I was just bitching about that. I don't understand how they're in business. How is anyone in business? There's like 50 huge energy drinks. Anyway, I'll say even drinking most of those, there are flavors I stick to.

Everybody makes weird shit like birthday cake flavor. I'm like, why the fuck do I? I'm going to drink this in the morning. Why the fuck do I want to wake up and drink birthday cake flavor? I usually stick with like blue raspberry or just something basic. This falls into that. It's Hawaiian punch tasting, but it falls into the like, that's the flavor that you want.

The rest of the drink is going to taste the same basically. These others are outrageous. I think that it's because it's the tropical punch. I think that Kool-Aid lends itself to that kind of thing where it's not doing a sweets thing, it's doing a Kool-Aid thing, and that tracks

with energy drinks. They probably just put the powder in it and mixed it all up. They might have, dude. That ring pop is going to put people in the hospital. That will make you sick. I'm worried about drinking too much of this stuff because I don't know how much energy

it's supposed to give you. I'm worried about blasting off at the end of this episode. I'm definitely blasting off. Jordan, you come on with me. You can set the tunnel to two people working out. Oh, yeah, there you go. You grab one and I grab the other. Well, no, you do an with me. You can set the tunnel to two people working out. Oh, yeah, there you go. You grab one and I grab the other? Well, no, you do an exercise and then it switches.

But your thing might work, too. You've got to be really in sync. Right, we've got to be on the same strength level. We have to have the exact same strength in opposite arms. This bench press is insane. You should go fucking crazy on the left. Tunnel's detecting weakness in the left arm. Okay.

This one is... This one has deceived me. Okay. Because I thought it was something else, but it's not. What did you think it was? This is Rise Fuel Baja Burst. Okay, so you thought it was Mountain Dew Baja Blast. I thought it was Baja Blast.

What the fuck is Baja Burst? This might be their own thing. It's these lemons that turned blue. They look like nut sacks that are open. They do. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. It looks like the top of the nut sack was cut off and removed and you're looking inside it. Somebody's peep see got peeped. Twisted lime.

What color do you think this is going to be? Well, it's a green-looking color. I don't think it's going to be that teal-looking color in the can. I think it's going to be clear. I also think it's going to be clear. Most of these are going to be clear. Clear. Disappointing.

Sorry, Nick. Yeah, sorry. I really wanted to drink turquoise. Make it look like antifreeze. Oh, Nick. Yeah, sorry. I really wanted to drink turquoise. Make it look like antifreeze. Oh, fuck. It really does. Yeah, it should look like antifreeze. Yeah, 100%.

You're the furthest. I'll take that one. Kind of similar in viscosity to the... They're pretty strong smell. It does smell like... It smells like... It smells like Baja Blast. It smells like flat Sprite. It does smell like flat Sprite. It does smell like... It smells like Baja Blast. It smells like flat Sprite.

It does smell like flat Sprite. It does smell like Sprite, too. I mean, Sprite is a citrus. You know what I mean? It's a citrus, a lemon-lime. This one's also very... This is very drinkable. Yeah.

Oh, it's Sprite. It is Sprite. You're right. I wouldn't drink this because I don't really like this flavor, but this is the most... Of the three that we've had from these. This is the most soda. Yeah, this is tolerable.

This is this is a drink you could drink. It's like it's like energy drinks, right? This tastes like if you put powdered sugar in Sprite, it is so there's like a there is like such a sweetness to it that it's that artificial. Yeah. All of these have that. And that diet. Frankly, I hate it because my tongue is just getting more and more that artificial. Yeah. All of these have that. And that diet. Frankly, I hate it because my tongue is just getting more and more coated with shit. I think that's.

As we go. I think most of what you're describing is just the rice. Yeah. Yeah, it is. That's just the base product. Right. I've never had it before, but I would imagine it's this. I've spilled.

Oh, no. Don't worry. I missed me. Oh, good. Fucked up more. That's fine. It's just on Cameron's chair. More chairs. Take that, Cameron. Don't worry. I missed me. Oh, good. Fucked up more. That's fine. It's just on Cameron's chair. More chairs.

Take that, Cameron. Sticky ass. It's fine. This is the sanitizer they used at the Jack in the Box we went to. I'm going to start walking around going, your Cameron's got a sticky ass. Come check out his seat. Check his chair, bro. All right.

Well, that one wasn't very crazy or anything. It's not even memorable. Let's go to this. However, actually, it is memorable because I remember it made me mad. And then, finally, this is the last of the Rise drinks before we get into our last five. Dude, I think we're going to do it. I think we might, which is fucking not good for us. No, it's terrible for us.

Rise Fuel? He also ate all the fucking food, too, like an idiot. I'm hungry. We know you're hungry Are you alive? You're hungry Rise Fuel Sunny D Tangy Original Alright come on make this one orange

Please It better be orange It's gotta be orange It's gotta be clear But it's Sunny D Sunny D Sunny D Sunny D

Orange It's clear See I thought maybe Sunny D would push Like no no, you have to make our shit orange. Well, that makes me like- Hawaiian Punch was the only one that got a color. Yeah. There's no way this is going to be tangy then because it's not the juice. No, it could be tangy.

Don't give up. Don't give up. How's that smell? It smells- Oh! It smells like tang, which is basically what this is going to be because it's carbonated orange juice flavor. All right, here we go. Well, not orange juice.

Sunny D ate orange juice. No, it's not. Whatever Sunny D is. Don't insult orange juice. It's whatever it is. It's orange drink. It burns my tongue and all my throat. It drank.

Oh. As a kid, it's like orange. It's literally called like orange drink on it. People that interchangeably call it Sunny D. This is so bitter. This is like drinking the peel of an orange. It's like the, you know when you get

the McDonald's high C or whatever? No. Why would I get that? That's what I got when I was a kid. That's all I got when I was a kid.

Especially now. Especially with breakfast. With breakfast too. When I was a kid, that was like, oh man, that was my go-to. You're right. This is pretty high C flavor. This was my go-to. No, you're right.

This is pretty high C flavor. This is definitely a high C flavor, but you're right. Carbonated. But I mean, orange high C and sunny D are basically the same thing. But it has more of a bitterness like an orange. It's bitter, for sure. I don't like the bitterness. Too bitter.

Don't punish me for drinking. So, which of the- I gave you my money. Which of the Rises did you like the most? Not Baja Blast. Baja Burst? Yeah. Oh, man. Probably

Fruit Punch or the last one. Yeah. But I don't like that bitterness at the end. Nuh-uh. The only one I could drink is probably the Baja Burst. Everything else is like too much. I could probably do the Fruit Punch. I think the Kool-Aid one was probably the best of them. Yeah, the Kool-Aid, yeah. Yeah, and it's just like, I don't know.

They're all fine, but now we get to, I guess what you could call the main event. This was the reason, this was the thing that we were going to do originally, and then Jordan said, we should get more, and I'm glad we did. This is very smart. Because now we got eight minutes.

Also, especially compared to this episode or the last episode, oh, man. Like, during the last episode, people were probably like, man, that was a good one. And they listen to this one, they go, fuck, they fell in that last one. You know what I mean? Like, fuck. There's, like, nothing going on. Talk about nothing. This was like, boom, go!

Yeah, this is, uh, so what we did, this was on an end cap at HEB, and they're everywhere here in the United States. Prime Energy drink, which was the drink that- From Amazon. I think it's a Jake Paul thing. Oh, really? Yeah. Is it Jake or Logan? They're like the same person.

Or Chris. Chris Paul. He's coughing. I don't know. He's in there, right? Yeah, Chris Paul helped with this. These were like flying off the shelves in England, and they're everywhere on the shelves here. So we grabbed them, and now we're going to taste test these. We grabbed them as in we stole them.

I'm just going to pour. Because you kept saying I'm not giving him any money. That's right. Well he lost that fight. Yeah he lost that fight so I'm not going to pay for a fucking loser. But it's okay. He's already won at life. Here's what I think we're going to do because we're pretty low on cups.

I think I'm just going to pour. Just do low on cups. I'm just going to pour. Just do a tiny bit. We'll suck it down and reuse. I would prefer not to have too much more energy drink. Yeah, just do a little drip. Do a drip job. This is prime blue raspberry. All right, now this should be a good one.

It's a pretty solid flavor. White. That's way too much. What are you talking about? Way too much. No. That's true. Oh, yeah.

I'll just dump it out. Yeah. Make some cool new flavors. These are the dreg cups. I'm sure it'll all be great. Make some peepsie pie. Nick is going to mix them all at the end. Peepsie ball. Blue raspberry.

I'll suck in some Paul peepsie. That's strong as shit. This smells like it's got real sugar in it. That made me feel weird. Oh. Whoa. Did anyone's brain turn off for a second? Is there alcohol in this?

I feel like... Now, that is blue raspberry icy. It's strong. That is the syrup that they put in it. It's so much. There's so much B vitamin in these. That's so strong, dude. Goodbye.

Wow. It's also sour, too. It's actually pretty sour. It is sour. It does have a sourness. It's also sour, too. It's actually pretty sour. Yeah, it is sour. It does have a sourness. Like real sour. Like my cheeks are going a little like... Yeah. Right in the back of the... That's the first one that hit like that. Wow. If you like a real sour drink, that'll be it right there. This one looks

more sour because it's pink. This one is strong. So the first one was blue raspberry. This one is... It wasn't bad, but it's strong. No, no. The smell was crazy. Strawberry watermelon. What about this is making people go crazy? I don't know. Because it's the most boring can.

The can is ugly as shit. It just says prime, and it's a color. It's the most whatever drink. Again, and there's a thousand other energy drinks. So sweet. And they're all the exact same thing, right? They all have the exact same shit in them. Yeah.

What the fuck? This one... Michael's fuck? This one. Ew, Michael's face. This one's trying. Michael's face scrunched hard. This one's trying a little too hard. This one smells like Sour Patch Kid watermelon. Yeah.

Yeah. That's not good. It doesn't. That's not good. I don't like that one. It's not as strong as I thought it was going to be. It's not as sour, weirdly. No, it's definitely not as sour.

It's just pretty like... But it is there. Watermelon-y, eh? Yeah. It's pretty eh. These flavors suck. I'm never... I'm not a huge watermelon person.

No. I never go for watermelon. But, hey, we know what you are. You're a Tropical Punch guy. I'm a Tropical Punch... So... I'm a blue-rass Tropical Punch pina colada guy. That's right.

So we are going to get into prime tropical punch. All right. Let's see if they can out fuck Kool-Aid. Oh yeah. Again. We're going to be flying.

So every single drink thus far. I'm going to have to go run a mile after this. Every single drink thus far besides the Kool-Aids. They're all clear. Every single one is clear

except for the Kool-Aid. Yep. Oh boy. This one smells, boy. What smells boy what is this tropical punch oh that's mine's kind of like yeah it's cloudy this tastes like the kool-aid one this one's like worse than the kool-aid one it's worse than the Kool-Aid one. It's worse than the Kool-Aid one. I still had some Kool-Aid left and I tried it. Yeah, it's like I went back too.

It's a little more artificial flavoring. I mean, they're all artificial. Which is weird because this one has like the fake sugar in it. Yeah. No, I would have to say

the Kool-Aid's better than that in my opinion. But it's very similar. Yeah. Imagine drinking whole cans of this. No, I can't. Because these are Why are these so big? This is a 12 ounce. Because you have to drink it for whatever the fuck is in it. Yeah. Imagine drinking whole cans of this. No, I can't. Because these are so big.

This is a 12 ounce. Because you have to drink it for whatever the fuck is in it. Yeah. That's why it's so big. It's for whatever. Most of them have like amino acids in them. I've been taking a bunch of sips of a lot of them and I feel like I'm ready to go on. Jordan's screaming. Well, yeah, Jordan. You've been drinking over I'm ready to go. You've been drinking over

one of them. I'm going to the moon with Jeff Bezos. This is lemon lime. Most of them like at least have aminos.'re drinking over one of them. I'm going to the moon with Jeff Bezos. This is lemon-lime. Most of them, like, at least have aminos. They got creatine in them. Yeah. At least the decent ones, because that's the only reason I drink them. Right.

They got creatinines? Yeah. Dude, on Bang, I don't know what it means. It says super creatine. We were talking about Bang. And I go, super? Yeah. Bang is definitely, like, the leader in this stuff right now

because every influencer I don't follow Nick drank it and then spit it back in the cup too much oh that? oh not the bang this

what flavor is the green one? pretty similar lemon lime you just gotta pick a brand and stay with it yeah this is Sprite oh god bad

this is like bad ew yeah this stinks it's bad Sprite these are not good the blue raspberry was the only one

that I would say is good. It's very strong. This is like Sprut. It's like... Yeah. This is pretty Sprut-like. It's like off-brand. Jordan, you're right.

This is Sprut if I've ever had it. All right. I'm done. Well, you're almost done. Damn it. There's one more. This is our final drink. I can't believe we did all of them.

And then Nick's going to drink this one where I mix them all together, right? Nick said he's going to crush this one. Nick's turning into the monkey. This is prime orange mango. Oh, wow. It can't be good. All right. Mango.

Maybe mango could save it. Maybe. I doubt it. All right. It smells very mango-y. Whoa. So mango. Oh.

Yeah. Almost no orange. No orange at all. Oh. Whoa, so mango. Yeah, almost no orange. No orange at all. Oh! They don't like it. It was an oh, oh, Jesus Christ. Bam! It's alright. No, it's too much

citrus. I mean, I I'll drink a mango, so I guess I'm a little more prepared for it. I just don't want more of that. It's fine. It's probably my second favorite out of the five. I'm going to smell the cup. Yeah, yeah, smell the cup.

Yeah. It doesn't smell like anything. The thing about it is. It's too much flavor going on there. The thing about it is you can't expect this shit to be good. It's not made to be good. It's made to be an energy drink. And it's made like, hey, maybe there will be a flavor you like or that you can get down.

To me, that's it. To me, each energy drink has like 50 flavors because they're all not very good. And you find the one that you can drink the most. Yeah. 100%. Jordan is drinking the most, drinking a lot. Just drinking all of it actually And I think drinking is good

I have a blueberry red bull In the fridge if you want it Let's go do anything that isn't me Sitting here right now Well I think this was as as as as That's a good video I don't know I'm not going to recommend any of these That's a good video. I don't know.

I'm not going to recommend any of these. No, I would recommend none of these. But here's what I'm going to say. If you want to do something fun, give your friends some Peepsies. It's just a fun name. They're Peeps. It's Pepsi. It's called Peepsie. If you've tried transformation flavor, what's your best guess?

What are you now? Tweet at us. what's your best guess? What are you now? What did you turn into? Let us know at FaceJamPod what you think transformation move tastes like because we are just about out of time. You keep doing that though but shouldn't that happen after the outro?

It should be the outro and then that. I like it playing us out. Do we usually have music underneath yeah it's this are you going to do double music now thanks for watching spit and silly idiot we did another one and we'll do another one

in two weeks maybe it'll be a well organized one like this one he doesn't have to read something every time because he doesn't hand it to me thanks for watching and listening you can't watch it I say it every time. Because he doesn't hand it to me. So I'm just not going to do it. He doesn't have it ready. You've got to prepare. Thanks for watching and listening. You can't watch it. I say it every time, though. Tune in for more wacky hijinks from everyone except me.

Twitter and Instagram. Oh, hey, we're going to be at RTX, and we're going to have Rat and Grackle there. Well, no shit. Hey, I don't know if we can announce it, but I am. You're announcing me at RTX? No, I'm announcing this at RTX. What a scoop. Rat and Grackle.

Well, this is just us. Rat and Grackle! There scoop. Rat and Grackle. Well, this is just us. Rat and Grackle! There's no Rat and Grackle in this room. You gestured like it was. Rat and Grackle. I have consumed so much energy drink that I have gone through. Yeah, Jordan is... And everyone is slow.

Come with me. You can use my jump rope. Oh, cool. Yeah, I gotta go burn some calories. All right, Faws, we'll see you next time. Bye! I gotta go burn some calories. All right, Faws, we'll see you next time. Bye.