100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Great Value Candy Dupes

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

Our heroes, with very full tummies, are treating themselves to a dessert of various name brand candies and their Great Value dupes. Walmart has some big shoes to fill, let’s see if they can live up to the hype. Also… Graysie and Nick are still eating from the fry box. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah, I'm here. I'm coughing up a lung. He's coughing up a lung, Nick. A lung. He said it. He said. I did. I did.

That's what he said. I said it and Gracie was like, are you okay? And then Nick started the intro and it's over now. It's already ended. No, he'll play it again. He's putting it in his pocket. Welcome to Spittin' Silly, the Fortnite podcast where anything can happen. I just don't feel the energy.

And it probably does. Yeah, like the intro is gone. Yeah. I'm your host. Who even knows? Gordon. Alongside my co-host, I want to say Mitchell. Yeah, that's me.

How are you, Mitchell? Dude, I was good. I was so happy that we had that food. Didn't know what it was. Turned out to be good food with slop food. And now we have candy. Why? Right after we just ate.

Why is there a bunch of candy on the table? Because we got to figure out. Why would we do these back to back? Why would we eat eight different chicken wings? Eight. Eight different chicken wings. Some I had multiples.

To warm you up. Probably a dozen wings. It's to warm you up. By the way, her box of fries are still here. Trust me, I know. It's a snack. And now there's

fucking candy and chocolate everywhere. Okay, candy was Eric's idea, not mine. Okay, but I don't give a shit. The two of you need food on food. Food on food. That's right. Food on food mine. Okay, but... Okay, okay. I don't give a shit. The two of you knew food on food.

Food on food. That's right. Food on food. A second's been silly right now. We found out... Can I take a guess? Yeah. Looking at these, oh boy, there's a lot of them.

They're all great value candies compared to name brands. Yes. Yeah. Oh, could you all buy the gummies on top of gummies uh but walmart why are we not doing it blind because we want to wait that's fun no it's not it's you know what i'll say this it's fun if we're doing a video aspect of it see there you go or not so i immediately let's stop so walmart is doing their great value brand, but of like, so we have Twix,

we have Milky Way, we have sour gummy worms, we have Kit Kat, and then we have, just so you know, you named a bunch of brands. Sour gummy worms isn't really a brand. Trolley.

I'm just saying. Sour gummy worms. And then Sour Punch Bites, which are like, they're like straw. Why did they, why did great value see that and go, we have to make our own? Because Sour Punch Bites which are like they're like straw things why did Great Value see that and go we have to make our own

because Sour Punch Straws are a thing and then they just cut them up we were supposed to have one more but they didn't have it

Snickers what do you think they call Snickers at Great Value peanut caramel and nougat bar straight up what is in me

yeah that was all it was that's when you realize too like the names help like Snickers Twix whatever because they all have and nougat bar. Straight up, what is in me? Yeah. Yeah, that was all it was. Thank you for talking to Walmart. That's when you realize, too, like, the names help,

like Snickers, Twix, whatever, because they all have three out of the same four ingredients. Yes, it's all the same.

Every one would be called caramel, nougat bar, chocolate, light chocolate, No, I wanted caramel, nougat,

and peanuts. I want caramel, half nougat, half vanilla, coconut. I want just chocolate and nougat. So,

let's start with the Twix and kind of see how it goes. Gracie, get these fries out of here. Oh my god. Oh my god, what? All the trash from the last episode is gone. Except your box of fries. By the way, she's getting them out of here by eating them. She opened

it up and went, oh my god, and started eating more french fries. They're ice cold. Unreal. They're ice cold. Nick is giving a huge thumbs up. Huge thumbs up. Okay, let's get started with the Twix. I'm so annoyed. Hey, there's room on the picnic table. I just ate so much food. And now he has to eat so much candy.

I did not think in a million years we'd be having more food. There are even two to a bag. Yep. There are even two to a bag, Nick said, just like Twix. All right. The eye test, it looks very similar to a Twix. I can tell you that. I'll eat that one.

Maybe it's a little flatter. I'm gonna be honest, that's a pretty good fucking clone. Yeah? That's a pretty good clone Twix. It's not a Twix, but it's close. It is close. It's very close. The chocolate is the biggest difference. Yeah, you can tell it's off. But it's still not bad.

Nope. This straight up is like, you know, there's like there's Coke and then's like, dude, I don't even know, some kind of cola shit. And it's not even close. This is pretty close. Yeah. I'd say this is pretty good. Gracie doesn't like chocolate. Oh, right.

Okay. Well, she said this wasn't her idea. Boo on you. And then she went, don't like this. She's going nonverbal for this one. Yeah, I might have to. The aftertaste is really different. It is.

When we have these Twix next, I think you're going to see that difference is really big. I'm not going to say anything. Yeah, I already pointed that out. That's kind of the problem here. I know, dude. He can't hear either.

Yeah, I'm with you, what the fuck. Open it for me. Ridiculous. No, what the fuck. Open it for me. Ridiculous. No, it's ridiculous. Ridiculousness. What's on that show? Smaller and lumpier. I mean, I wasn't really on it. They used a clip. Really? Yeah, me eating all the McRibs.

Oh. One thing I noticed is like the bottom, you can tell like the little conveyor belt pattern on the bottom. It's different. That one's a checkered on the Great Values. This one's like a wavy. Much better. Like, I mean, again,

and it was a good clone. It's close. This is the real thing. If I didn't have a Twix right after it, I'd be like, dude, that's a great Twix. And then you have a Twix and you go, that's a great Twix. Oh, never mind.

That's a great Twix. Yeah. I straight up thought it was better. Oh, Gracie's loving it. Gracie's loving it. Spit it out. My gosh. I don't like chocolate.

That much? Is this Eric getting revenge? I guess. Someone did comment that, and I feel like I'm happening. The biggest difference is the chocolate. The chocolate flavor on the Great Value one really pops. And it's not much at all on the Twix. I think the caramel comes through way more in the Twix.

It's a lot richer tasting. And it's definitely taller. The ending taste is much more subtle. It is. Yeah, it's way better. Both the cookie and the caramel are like... It's like flat on the Great Value. How long are you holding it for?

The whole time. I don't want to eat it all. Wait, you're making a background. I don't want to eat it all. I'm just not making a background. I don't want to eat it all. I'm just not freaking out like you. Now, price point wise, what was the difference, Gracie? Do you know offhand? No, but I can find it.

Didn't I memorize it? No, we just thought you probably had it up and ready to look at. Well, then she ate chocolate and her world started. It's like if I said to Eric, like, hey, do you have the fact sheet? And he's like, do you think I memorized it? I assume it's a document. Wait, which one was that? Twix.

Twix and cookie and caramel bar. Okay. Yeah, Twix. Cookie caramel bar was $2.98. Okay. And a Twix was $1.18. Okay. But it comes in very different sizes.

Now, here's the difference. They're a fun size. This is six fun size bars. For a dollar and what? Yeah. And then the Great Value brand was six full size two packs. This is coming. It's true.

It's true. So they're bigger and twice as many. If you were to buy a Twix version of this, the six pack, it would come in a box. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would come in a box that you get at Costco for eight bucks. That said, it's so much cheaper.

Yeah. It's very cheap. Like, if you want a Twix, you gotta buy the Twix. If you're like, eh, get the fucking great value. Oh, 100%.

It's like a third of the cost. And that's why I wanted to try it because if these are, if Walmart is cloning big name brand candy and it's like half the cost. I mean, I'll be honest. I understand that's their brand name, but it is. I think Target does it too. A great value.

Target does this too? They have their own candy thing. That's crazy. Think of all the chocolate we can eat from Target. Think of all the sour stuff we can eat from Target. Yeah. Think of all the sour stuff we can shove down your throat. Move on to the next one.

Oh, those are big. These are, dude, these are pretty big. That's so thick. This is a Milky Way. Caramel and nougat bar. It's thick. Sorry, Jordan, I'm gonna take one bite. Sorry, it's a caramel and nougat bar.

Thanks, Gracie. Yeah. Wah. Ugh. Do you wanna give half of that to him? Holy moly. Wait, yeah, someone can have half of mine. I'm just taking one bite, dude.

I'm one bite in these fuckers. The caramel's... There's 90 more pieces of candy. The caramel's really fucked up or something. Whoa. Oh, my God. All right. I don't really like Milky Way.

I don't really like Milky Way, and I think this is worse. Oh, my God. This is bad. Is it really? I mean, I feel like it's not as close to a Milky Way as the Twix was. Definitely. But I don't eat Milky Ways a lot. Which one's the one that floats?

Is that Three Musketeers? That's Three Musketeers, yeah. They'll float away. It fucking floats, Gracie. You'll float away. In water? No. No, Gracie.

In the air, because it's so light. I don't know why You even took a bite The funniest part about that Was like You're taking a bite In water The caramel

Will not end Big time Big time mud mouth Mud mouth for sure Big time mud mouth And so much nougat I'm getting mud mouth All over my teeth

I have to brush my teeth now I don't even have to eat the milky way Jordan you have to You have to take a bite It's stuck in my teeth Jordan I'd bail on you right now if there wasn't six more fucking candies We're gonna have to eat I'm one bite in these fuckers

The aftertaste sucks The aftertaste does suck that's bad The Twix was better. The Twix clone was better in every way. Dude, that shit sticks to your teeth. I know. Welcome to the conversation. Oh, that's what y'all have been talking about?

That's what Mudmouth is. In water? That's a non-chocolate tier. That's a non-chocolate tier. I don't know the term Mudmouth. It's not a chocolate term. There's stuff stuck in my mouth. Mudmouth. It is way better. It's still a Milky Way. So's stuff that's stuck in my mouth. Oh, okay. Mud mouth. It is way better.

It's still a Milky Way. So good. I like Milky Ways. This is good. It's definitely better. Oh, then that last one must have been dog shit. It really was. That was a much worse clone than the Twix.

Milky Way. That was a sorry attempt at a clone. Milky Way was like my favorite candy growing up. I wouldn't go near the Caramel Nougat bar from Great Value. That sucks ass. Yeah. That's such a bummer because I figured I could get the Caramel Nougat bar for so cheap. And there's so many of them. They're terrible.

They got you, dude. You're never going to catch a break. What are you kidding me? No. Gracie, what'd you think? They all taste identical. That's so true. That's silly.

I have a mud mouth It's not good It's not a good thing It's not a good thing Wait are you fucking with me? Is that like a dirty thing? No Oh okay

God What's the man? Yeah you know me Gotcha I would not be surprised I would Okay Okay that's what I'm excited about.

Hang on. Hang on. Okay. Update from the last video. All right, it's been two weeks. It's been two weeks. Update from the last video. Hang on.

Ify bench pressing at the gym right now. Oh, my God. 0.5? He looks so small, but he's tiny. Yeah. No, he's tiny, dude. He's a small guy. Okay, you're going to lift it, dude? Come on.

Here we go. Dude, these guys, they like to spin it. You gotta spin the bar. Dude, he's doing at least 100 pounds, I think. 100. At least. Goddamn. Dude, this is a man that hunted down a picture of Joe and then started harassing us. Us. About why he isn't getting the progress pictures.

His stuff. And that's why, dude. His comedy that he does with John Gabrus is so fucking funny. He takes 5,000 supplements. Yep. It's insane. Hang on. I didn't go in. She opened the trolley.

Gracie has already opened the trolley bag, but here's the great value version first. Okay. I'll take one bite. Need to make sure. I'm going to get... Get one for Nick, too. I'm going to get...

All right, right off the bat. Oh, look. This one was stuck, too. Get the red one. The gummy's going gonna be whatever. The sour flavoring is gonna be different. That's not sour. It's also gonna be different. Yeah, that's weird. It's not sour

at all. I could eat all this. It's not sour at all. It's not sour in one slice, but yeah. It tastes like 1950s sour. Oh, I guess it wasn't 100 pounds. It was 315 pounds. Oh, okay. I was close. That's... Yeah. Is that a lot? Hey, guys. Hey, I really like these. They are not sour at all. I don't. Is that a lot? Hey, I really like these. They are not sour at all.

It tastes musty. Yeah, that's it. It's not even the not sour part. It's musty. It's like a synthetic, which is crazy because there's no way this is anything real. Grace, I'm better than everyone. Mmm, delish. Okay. More sour.

More sour, better tasting sour, and much softer way. Mmm, delish. Okay. More sour. More sour. Better tasting sour and much softer gummy. Better texture, yeah. This is better in every way. Better in every way. The other one sucks. My voice just cracked so bad. Delish. So far.

The one thing, the great value one, stiff as a board. They're not that bad. So far, I would say the only one worth getting great value is the Twix. Yep. These other two have been shit. No, you can get the sour gummy worms. Shut up. I could eat these.

He doesn't like real sour. I mean, he didn't need to eat it. This tastes like the way... It's like shit. The great value ones taste like the way an orange smells. What? Like the zest of an orange is how these taste.

Like they just zested. What about a lemon? They zested a good thing and made it bad? What about a lemon? No, it's an orange. Oh. And then these are too sour and nobody likes them. All right, let's keep going.

I would not say that. Oh, my God. Michael, next up. Milk chocolate crispy wafers bar. Oh, classic candy. Yeah. Kit Kat. Couldn't they just call it Kat Kit?

That's way better. Them not naming them is kind of a bummer. Yeah. They could name them after, like, I don't know, all the families of the Walton, the members of the Walton family. These are little Billy Waltons. Little Billy Waltons. There's no way she knows who the Waltons are.

They're the Walmart family. I do know who they are. I don't know anything about them other than Walmart. They own the Denver Broncos. Do they? You said here you go, but didn't really give it. I cannot open this package. Just so you know. Just so you know.

He set a broken one in front of me me It made it sound like he handed you something Break me off a piece of that cat kit bar He just sort of went deal with that and left a pile of shit in front of you Also Calm down These break like shit They're not even that's the whole Kit Kat thing Is it just snaps

I uh I kind of like it. I great fucking love it. I think the chocolate is way better. I love it. This reminds me of when you go overseas and the Kit Kats are way better because they use real chocolate. So you think that's better than a real Kit Kat?

I do. I don't even need to it tastes like hot chocolate. You're gonna try it though. I don't even need to try. It tastes like hot chocolate. You're going to try it, though. It does taste. It's like cocoa. Yeah, like a cocoa. What? This is real Kit Kat?

Yeah. Hold on, Nick. What is he whispering about? He wants the whole thing. Nothing important. If you can't hear him, you're better off. Maybe you're better off. No, I can hear him.

We tend to see eye to eye This chocolate Is chalky And flat This is worse This is the rare W For the great value Doesn't surprise me because I knew this was to be the case

This is the real face jamness Where Jordan's got his Over the seas chocolate taste. I don't really give a fuck. They're both good. Nick is going insane right now. I don't have the like but one's better. Here's the thing.

They're both good but I'll give you the knockoff because it's different but it's very good. You can definitely get the knockoff kick out. The cookie like wafer, I like better in the knockoff. The chocolate, I like better in the knockoff. I think the knockoff Kit Kat is better than a Kit Kat. I don't think it's better, but it's absolutely good enough to get fucking discount price.

Yeah. Unless you're like a Kit Kat freak. Yeah. That's good. It's got a little seal here that it's made with cocoa. Grace, you know fine. Unless you're like a Kit Kat freak. Yeah. That's good. It's got a little seal here that it's made with cocoa. Grace, you know the price difference on these? Real quick. Because what you get in the Great Value one is like with the Twix that we had.

They're different sizes and there's considerably more. Kit Kat was, again, $118. It's like richer and sweeter. Great Value was $298. Dude, that's a bargain, dude. Yeah. That is a bargain, dude. You get, there are so many.

Those are massive. You get six, four packs of the knockoff Kit Kat. That's so much. For three bucks. Over 20. It's so good. That's nuts. But.

Oh, that's chocolate. We have, we have one more. Thank God, dude. We have one more. Gracie. And I couldn't care less. Gracie, you can stop eating this. We're 16 minutes in, so we're going to have to eat them all again.

Nah. Wolf, at 20 minutes, I'm getting back on the one wheel. I didn't. I'm getting an opening. Hang on, we got assorted flavors here. You realize that's only happened twice, right? It's happened with the trolleys, and it's happened with the Sour Punch. It also happened with the fries. But the it's happened with the Sour Punch. It also happened with

the fries. But the fries actually, she didn't wait. She was eating them in right before we even started. Did you eat them in your car? No, I thought about it though. No, I believe her. But they were in the backseat. It's going to be too much to read. In no way she would have had a couple.

What's up, dude? These are tough and stuck together. So these are the Sour Punch straw bites. a couple. What's up, dude? These are tough and stuck together. Oh, boy. So these are the Sour Punch Straw Bites. I'm going blue. No. Whoa. Damn, he was serious. Dude, Eric's gonna like these, too, because it's like the freaking last one. He took it from me. There's like no sour

at all in these. There's like no sour at all. Oh, come on. It looks like he sour at all. Oh, come on. It looks like he's getting electric. I really just wanted him to have confidence and go in. Don't you spit it out. Don't you dare spit it out.

I just want you to know, mission accomplished. You literally probably can't hear it on the microphone. I leaned into the resume and went, no, they're not sour. They're like, why didn't they use the same sour on the gummy worms? They're not super duper sour,

but the other ones were none at all. So that's what he was expecting. These have like a cough syrup taste to them. Yeah, but I feel like some of the sour ones. I don't like it. I don't like those either. Those were quality candy. Quality candy.

Dude, that was a squeak just came out of him. It was the air out of a tire. These are so different in texture. This color looks awful. Yeah. It tastes good. That's a green yellow Grillo. Damn, dude.

These are so much... More delicious. ...softer. Oh, my God. It was insane. I was eating these last night. Whoa. Okay, this is going to blow your mind. They're also less sour. was insane. I was eating these last night. Okay, just gonna blow your mind. They're also less sour. The real ones are less sour.

They are so much less sour. But the flavor of the whatever the fuck it is. What is this made out of anyway? It tastes like eating a cellulose. I don't like either one of these, but I think I like the knockoff better. It's more sour, which I like. I don't think I possibly like these.

Yeah, but I had a bag last night. A whole bag? They're not very good. Of only the blues. Those are not very good. Oh. Now, were they just blue, or you just picked out the blues? No, you can buy just the blue.

Okay. They are... The texture is better. They are less sour. They're less sour, but also the flavor sucks ass. The texture is the only good part. They're not hard, but those are not good. The Great Value ones taste like what I remember Sour Punch tasting like when I was a kid.

Maybe they swapped. Yeah, these feel more authentic. The actual one, I don't know another way to kind of put it, but it tastes like going to a movie theater. It tastes like eating candy at a movie theater. To me, it tastes like 7-Eleven. Oh, yeah. They did this promotion where they had Sour Punch straws, like big,

huge ones that you could get with a Slurpee all summer. So that's all I did was write my back down with a 7-Eleven and get those. Can you imagine going now? You'd ride your one wheel. Let's do a Slurpee episode. And if I knew how to ride one. Well, we gotta. Maybe someone will teach me. Gracie, what would happen?

Nick. Gracie, what would happen? Yeah, he was great. What would happen in a Slurpee episode? We would just drink them. Talk about them. Okay, so that's not an episode. So we're not gonna do it.

Right. But we can get one of every flavor and we have to do like a flavor test. Slurpee versus Icy. Because, ooh, there you go. Stop saying versus. There you go, there you go. We don't need to do versus. Okay, fine. Then versus icy because oh stop saying versus we don't need to do versus they must fight we'll just get every flavor ever and there's like them and we'll have

a hullabaloo ever we have a time machine this is this is my wife trying to convince me that we should go get slurpees we can go and then we can get slurpees and then we can drink them and then we'll be happy we have fun going oh this is an episode yeah and then we go get Slurpees and then we can drink them and then we'll be happy. And we have fun. It's a good time. And then we go, well, that's one minute. And then her lashing out. Yeah. Because her suggestion is two minutes of an episode.

Well, okay. Next time we just do a free wheel in Spensley where we're just chatting. We'll be drinking. And then we'll have? We'll be drinking Slurpees. Slurpees?

Where do they come in? Okay. We're just going to slurp it up. Okay. I'll pick one up on my way. Y'all don't have to drink them. Nick, I'll drink them. This is.... Y'all don't have to drink them. Now we don't even have an episode.

We just took the episode away from the audience. Sorry, audience. You would've got that episode. Gracie took it and went home. This is turning into Gracie is just going to get a slurping. That's where we very quickly got. I'm not gonna give you anything. Slurping silly. Alright, that was pretty good. That's not bad. That's one of the better things he said ever.

Nick, we'll record it on the side. That's going to go nowhere. Can I pitch an idea for what we can do for Slurpees? What? I think for a spitting silly, we should all go to 7-Eleven and record ourselves and we have a budget of like... 7-Eleven.

Look at that. 7-Eleven. $711. Oh, no, no. $711. Look at that. $711. $711. Oh, no, no. $7000. Raising space. If we all have a budget of $7 and 11 cents and we try to put together the best $711 meal independently and then

bring it back. Oh, yeah. Remember we practiced getting loud earlier I wanted to do it's pretty good ones because we're by the way I don't we ever mentioned it the last episode does it we're just sitting in the middle of the building in the middle of the business where everyone can hear us people's desks yeah we're sitting in like the second kitchen yeah sorry Jess sorry Erica oh I'm not sorry okay I'm just stating a fact. Bye. What do you think of the 7-Eleven idea?

I love it. I think it's a good idea. Why would you ask? Why would you ask? We just came up with it, and then you said, what do you think about it? Well, I want to know

if you thought it was cool or if it was a Gracie gets a Slurpee idea. I mean, look, it is Gracie gets a Slurpee, but at least we can make an episode out of it. She just goes, I got three Slurpees, I don't give a shit about the meal. Y'all know how there's that day where you can take any kind of container?

I know of it, of course I don't know it. Let's do that, but get like, I don't know what the biggest container we can take in there is. This has completely changed from what we were just talking about. Like a... I'm just saying. Now we have to wait for a specific day. No, I'm just saying there's two different videos of getting 7-Eleven worth of food and bring a bucket in to get Slurpees. No, I'm talking like a fully above ground pool full of Slurpees.

Okay, I don't think you can do that. How do you get it in the 7-Eleven? All right, Mrs. Beast. I don't know what the hell you're doing here. It's an inflatable one. It's Ms. Beast. Should we just start calling Grazy Mrs. Beast and just get that trending so people are just like, I guess there's another beast? No, I found my nickname on F*** Face.

This is, oh. Yeah, but a cool nickname isn't what's going to get us clicks. People thinking you're related to Mr. Beast is what's going to get us clicks. You should just keep saying, I'm Mr. Beast's sister. Ooh, if we can get 23andMe to sponsor us,

I'll find out if I'm really Mr. Beast. Mrs. Beast does what? Yeah. We're figuring out that. Why is Gracie married, though? Why is she married to Mrs. Beast does what? Yeah. We're figuring out that. Why is Gracie married, though? Why is she married to Mr. Beast? He's fairly young, right? Who is her brother in this situation?

Madam Beast. Madam Beast. Speaking of Madam Beast, we have to go see Madam Webb. Yeah. Yeah. I saw Dakota Johnson host SNL, and she gave a performance that matched that trailer. Dude, she did that skit with Please Don't Destroy Her or whatever.

And I quote tweeted, I deleted it because I'm like, I don't need to weigh in on this. I just went, everyone's dad in this sketch is so famous. Whoa. I can't stand that shit. Oh, man. So what do we think of the great value in general? If you had to rate overall, it was good.

That's what I'll say. I know right off the top of my head, there was three that I would say. Yeah, they had... The fact that there's three. Yeah. They only had one big swing and miss, and that was the Milky Way.

I think the other ones are at least comparable. I also think that the Sour Bites got an easy pick because the Sour Punch sucks. Yeah, I don't know. What happened? They don't like that. They're skimping on their recipe or something. Yeah, that was stinky.

Great Value did it better. I just don't understand how Sour Punch Bites taste bad. But the other thing here to think about, because if it was just an off-brand, honestly, you would almost never get them. Yeah. It's like a third of the cost. It's hard to exactly say because they're different sizes and quantities.

Yeah. But it's definitely way more. It's way more for less. Yeah, for sure. I agree. Wow. Dude, look at that. He's jacked.

I know. He's keeping it secret. What the fuck? Stop keeping it a secret. Yeah, dude. You post results, but you text progress pics, Joe. Come on, dude. Guy's trying to treat private texts like Instagram.

Stop using filters, bro. Stop using AI to make yourself look better. So the great value, I think, like... Value is pretty great. They punched above their weight, for sure. Big time, right? Yeah. I'm really impressed. This is not a Whataburger Popeye situation. No.

Chocolate Castle over here. Yeah, we have a lot here. He's described a chocolate castle. It's more just a pile of shit. No, no. Chocolate Castle. Chocolate Castle. Chocolate Castle. You ever watch Sarika's Castle? Yeah. You're goddamn right I did. I watched that growing up. Barry Batley's Castle. What's the bat's name? I. I watched that growing up. Barry Guts Castle.

What's the bat's name? I think it was Dickhead. What the fuck? Yeah. Dude, I know the dragon was named Magellan. Magellan! And he had the little worms on the blanket. Gracie knows what I was watching when I was four. Yep. On my big wooden box TV. 30 inch TV inside a 200 pound

piece of furniture. There's a Kit Kat in here. There wasn't even a cell. There's one left. one lap warrant, dude. That's... Thanks, Nick. Nick has procured the candies that he wants to take home. Yeah. The whole thing took place inside of a music box that a giant wound up.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that was pretty good. Anyway, Nickelodeon in 1991 was really something. Check out Eureka's Castle Again, correct I was three going on four

Time of my life Oh yeah Great watch Yeah For a baby Big time For a baby at four Baby brain

Baby brain Oh, big time Well, yeah I was gonna say baby brain I mean like It was pretty recent when it was like starting to really form

It started to re-babyfy itself. I think that this was successful. I'm not even going in and handing this to them or any of that. No, no, no, we don't have to. Get your scraps. Yeah, they can just have one. Gracie can bring them this pile.

No, you broke the castle. Oh, no. That's what she's saying no to. That's how Eureka's castle ends. Spoiler alert. And the two gummy worms sitting next to her. The one that we didn't get was the Snickers. I'm not eating Snickers.

No, no, no. We're not getting Snickers. Don't even try. I know what Snickers is. Y'all not like Snickers. Tough competition, though. Snickers, amazing candy. What's that?

What do those taste like? What's that? So, these are the wrong things that Gracie ended up going and having to buy the Sour Punch bites outside of our thing. But these were the other things that they got. So if you want to get into the Trolley Sour Duo Crawlers. You should eat a couple. Nick does.

No, Eric wants them. I don't want them. My roommate and I will eat them. My roommate and I will eat them. That's the gummy side. Yep. Oh! The other side.

Soft side. All right, open them up. Final opening. We got to know. We got to know. Is there a good way to go out? Yeah, she's going to like it. Yeah.

What the hell? Okay, she's making monkey noises now. This is too... What do you think we're going to learn here? They're stunning. Dude, Madam Beast is fucked up. Nick, do you want one with me? Okay.

She was already getting thrown one and said yes anyway, even though it was practically in his hand. God damn it These are so much better. Oh, they're thick. These are fucking great good flavor Everyone get a duo crawler What?

We already all We already all ate one. I'm talking to the people. No, you don't need a duo crawler. It's fine. Don't stop what you're doing to get a duo crawler. It's just a bigger gummy worm. That was guava strawberry. The flavors are good.

Mango, pineapple, watermelon, citrus. It's a little too full. To each their own. I just really like that they aren't sour. Maybe if you just suck them down without chewing them. Yeah. Who wants to try that? Well, her and her roommate will do that.

Well, probably not. All right. I can't. It's too... Whoa. Too many crystals to suck that down. Hey, go grab a vinyl monkey toy. Nope.

But... Grab like 300. Yeah, go grab 300 vinyl monkey toys. Michael's taking a drink out of his Vortex. And now he's gonna... I got some crystals stuck in my throat. Oh, no, it's crystals. And now he's going to do the outro. He's finding out, does it do?

Tornado. Yeah. Hang on. Hang on. Is that just supposed to swirl your electrolytes or what? Oh, wait, where'd you send that? Slack? No, no, text. Oh, there it is'd you send that? Slack? No, no.

Text. Oh, there it is. It's the me, you, and him. Hey, thanks for listening to Spin Silly. Don't forget a new episode of Face Jam next week. Oh, my God.

That's right. Next week, tell a friend about the show where we do whatever we want. Goodbye. Whoa. You broke it. You just got sucked.

He talked into the water. He talked into the water He talked into the water That's where the microphone was