100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs

Episode Date: March 19, 2024

Our heroes are trying the Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs because apparently eating normal pizza is too hard so we need the new handheld version. They should quit naming all their food “crazy” because the workers got confused between crazy bread and Graysie bread. Sponsored by Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I can't hear the music! Do I play the music? That's not the music. Slow your roll, Billy Joel. Oh, shit. Welcome to Spit and Silly, the Fortnite podcast where anything can happen. It already has. I'm your host, Jordan Spurs, alongside my co-host, Michael Jones.

Michael, would you like some pizza puff? Hell yeah. I'm starving. I Spurs alongside my co-host Michael Jones Michael would you like some pizza puff? Hell yeah I'm starving I've been sucking down air chips like a fiend Gracie came in with a thousand boxes of food and a great story that we haven't heard yet right um in front of us there's

ten boxes of what they call crazy puffs and there's four each there's four in each thing so you bought forty crazy puffs did And there's four each. There's four in each thing. So you bought 40 crazy puffs. Did you not know they came four a piece? They said three each. I guess they gave us extras. So you got 40 crazy puffs.

I will say, I doubt that that was probably the case. Well, no, because they started throwing stuff at me and saying, sorry for the wait, sorry for the wait. Did they throw poop at you?

It's extra. No. We'll get into it. No. Do I need to get into it now? Let's sift through the shit You don't have to But you will Yeah I guess that's true

What are the puffs? Do you know Gracie? What are they? No There we go They're just like pizza That you bake in a muffin pan From what I observed

They're pizza quiche They're quiche It's definitely what it looks like Quiche They're a lot smaller than I was expecting Based on the picture that Eric shared with us These were the extras That they gave us for the Seems Little Caesar style though They're a lot smaller than I was expecting based on the picture that Eric shared with us.

These were the extras that they gave us for the ancient mediums. Seems Little Caesars style, though. Little Caesars welcomes new pockets. Okay, cool. It welcomes new pocket. Shut up. Welcomes new pocket-sized pizzas to its menu. These are crazy puffs. Well, they're supposed to come with three, but I guess they loaded them all up with four.

Why would they put three in a box that is perfectly square and fits four? I don't know, but when I ordered it, it said three. And you still got ten boxes. Three cheese and herb crazy puffs. So I got five, thinking we'd each have three, but now we all have...

Now we have so many. I'm not that hungry anymore. And? Did you also get a pizza? Oh, did I get a pizza? With pretzel crust! There's the pretzel alarm!

We all saw it coming. Pretzel alarm! That caused some strife in the kitchen. Nick just fell all over himself trying to get it. This wasn't the only thing. Cloud strife. What? Nick just fell all over himself trying to get it. Yeah. Did you say called Strife? Yeah. In the kitchen?

Yeah. Cloud Strife. What? What is that? Nick has cheese sauce from last time we had pretzel crust pizza. Are you offering me one or are you showing me yours? Oh, my God. Anty Ants. Okay.

The new Crazy Puffs product. No, they're not even at the airport. What? Contains the crave-worthy flavors of a classic pizza wrapped in a handheld golden flaky crust, melty mozzarella cheese, sizzling pepperoni or classic cheese if you prefer, and little Caesar's legendary sauce are nestled inside waiting to explode in

flavor in your mouth. Burn your mouth. Yeah. They're also drizzled with a buttery garlic flavor and dusted with a secret blend of Italian herbs and spices. Well, you just told us. It's not a secret. That's what I'm saying. Italian herbs and spices.

Got you. Okay. So, what, what, the look of them is just pizza in a muffin tin. 100%. It's a pizza quiche. I watched it get made. That's what it was. Wow.

It's pretty good, honestly. Yeah. it get made. That's what it was. Wow. It's pretty good, honestly. Yeah, I like it. It's not bad. I will like, or I say, I should say, I like they called it handheld as opposed to regular pizza. Vectoriously cumbersome. Ah! Oh, man. If only this was pocket-sized. Where are my chopsticks?

What makes this bread crazy? Why do they call it that? You're about to find out. You're gonna pull it out and it's gonna have a gun. Whoa. This bread's losing it. I was convinced. Okay, here's what I also like. They actually have, it's actually bread. Yeah. Like it's like a breadstick bread almost. Not a

big fucking fat loaf filled with cheese. Dude, you know who has the worst bread is Pizza Hut. Yeah. Those things are, like, so disappointing. They put a little, like, seasoning on them, and they're, like, burnt. They're the only ones that make actual breadsticks anymore, though.

And they're terrible. But sometimes I want breadsticks. Domino's cheesy bread? Fuck off. Oh, Olive Garden breadsticks. They're pretty good, too. I mean, the Crazy Bread is very close to the Olive Garden style. It's pretty good.

Mm-hmm. I have always liked Little Caesars Crazy Bread. They should call this Sane Bread, because we need to bring sanity back to breadsticks. Yeah. We really need to find the people who can be purveyors of sanity in these trying times, and it could be this bread. It could be us. I'm putting this bread in Congress, because we need some sanity. I mean, honestly, there's plenty of open seats. It should be us. I'm putting this bread in Congress because we need some sanity. I mean, honestly, there's plenty of open seats.

It should be fine. I think you could get crazy bread into Congress. I think people would vote for it. It would be like a Bodie McBoatface type meme. You know what I mean? The write-in campaign for crazy bread? I don't know if this means she should run, but crazy bread sounds like crazy bread. So should I run? You probably could win. Alongside crazy bread? I don't know if this means she should run, but crazy bread sounds like crazy bread. Oh.

So should I run? You probably could win. Alongside crazy bread? Yeah, I don't know why, but the way you said it and the position you were in, you were like, should I run? Oh my gosh, guys. I know Congress. What if I won? It doesn't have running mates, but you should have crazy bread as your running mate

anyway. Okay. I'll be the exception. Or Aaron Rodgers. Crazy Bread. He's got a lot of good ideas. He eats clay. I think he has too many good ideas. They're all coming out of his giant brain. He eats clay? A lot of bread on that.

It helps his Achilles heel. Does he hit balls or throw balls? He's a ball thrower. He's a ball thrower. He's a ball thrower. He's very smart. R.K. wants him to be his running mate. Yeah. Oh.

He's very smart. He wouldn't get vaccinated for COVID. Smart. He ate dirt. Smart. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but so did you. He hangs out with-

Whoa, you got someone in common with Aaron Rodgers. You can be smart like Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers is smart like the Babadour is. Two very smart characters. He hangs out with Miles Teller, I think. Really? Yeah. Oh, God.

Does he suck, too? I was going to say, does that make Aaron cool or Miles bad? I don't think it makes one or the other. I think they're both independently weird. Uh-huh. It's weird. These entertainment people shouldn't be bastions of morality for us, I guess. Except me.

That's right. Michael, that's who you can follow. That's right. Yeah. We're your heroes. What am I going to do this summer? Maybe I'll plan for my 2028 run. With Gracie?

Oh, yeah. How old do you have to be to be vice president? Is that 35 too or is there, they don't care? I'll make an exception for me. It's gotta be 35 because you have,

because when, you gotta be able to be president. Because when she kills you, she has to be able to be old enough. We don't know that though. Maybe this is like a special circumstance. What if I promise not to kill him?

Oh, okay. Yeah, then you can do it. And Michael promises not to die. Yeah. Oh, never die. Yeah. This is good. This is really good.

I'm also, my first executive order is going to be remove turbulence. But then I'm going to quit. Then I'm going to quit. I'm out. Dude, this pretzel pizza, the cheese sauce is so bad. It's so salty. I love it. Mega 64 fucking loves this thing.

I don't get it. Dude, it's so salty. I know we've probably mentioned this before, but our friend Kevin from Mega64 has like... He keeps it in the freezer. He like placed it in a plastic thing to like mold, a mold to keep forever. Why don't you start with the crust like my children?

Yeah. That's the part that I can't. That's where the pretzel is. She didn't get it for the pizza. She got it for the pretzel. It's the only thing. Yeah, I was not. Work your way up to the treezel is. She didn't get it for the pizza. She got it for the pretzel. It's the only thing. Yeah, I was up to it. Work your way up to the tree.

No. Okay. This is what I'm here for. Just rip off the fucking bread. There it goes. Just rip off the bread and throw away the pizza slice. That's what she's just done. She really just did it.

I'll eat that. You're fine. Hey, guys. You won't eat it because he's going to eat it first. Nick's going to get there. That's true. We know our customers live busy lives, says Greg Hamilton, chief marketing officer of Little Caesars. That's why we created Crazy Puffs, to deliver the iconic Little Caesars experience in a handheld format perfect for anyone on the go.

Jordan, put that down. That pizza's in your hand. It's not handheld. Wrong format. This is in your hand. It's not handheld. Wrong format. Hey, Jordan, whether you're conquering errands, cheering on your team, or need a mid-afternoon pick-me-up, crazy puffs are your delicious answer.

This thing's going to set me down. Could you imagine going like, oh, man, I'm dragging this afternoon. Let me get into these crazy puffs. I'm so lethargic. How can I turn this around? I know. I'll have some crazy puffs, and maybe I'll rip the bread off of a pizza and not eat the pizza. Muffin-sized pizza.

That'll turn this day around. I'm filled with energy. And vigor. I only had to wait 45 minutes for it, and the employees only yelled at me once. Pizza puffs is vittles. That's what I'm learning. It's true. Fun word. Let's get into what learning. It's true. So.

Fun word. Let's get into what exactly happened with Gracie at the Little Caesars. And why she was so goddamn late. Yeah. So. It all starts this morning. Wow. When I opened my eyes. That's how I know my day has begun.

And shit is going wrong. I open my eyes and I am alive. Yes. Cursed with another day of existence. Right. And I immediately reach for my phone and I download the Little Caesars app. And I'm prepping for this. Uh-huh.

So I ordered five of every flavor Crazy Puff. So much. Yeah, there's a lot of Crazy Puffs here. Ordered those, saw the pretzel pizza. Obviously, it was adding to the cart. And then, so yeah, place my order for 1.45. Surely, I thought that was enough time. Plenty of time. So you'd think.

PM. So, yeah, PM, mind you. So it's about one fifth. No. What time was it? Like 120. And I was like, OK, I'm going to leave because it's about 20 minutes from where I live. I get there at 140.

Five minutes early. I'm like, hey, maybe the food's ready early. So I go inside. You're ahead of the game. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. So I enter the Little Caesars, which, to my surprise... You went to the one nearby,

right? That's like... To the one near the successful subway with the pretzels? Right next to that. Yeah, the one near the successful subway. Yeah, right up there. That's the one we went to for the first episode. So I had a good attitude going up to that area. And then

there's so many people. Yeah, don't worry about it. So many people in this Little Caesars. I didn't know this place was like popping like that. But there are people lining the walls. And I was like, oh, shit, okay. So I go up there and I show her my little app. And I'm like, I'm a few minutes early, but this is my order.

Okay, give us five minutes. Cool, that's when it was supposed to be ready anyway. No, exactly. No worries. So I go sit in this solitary chair in the corner of the Little Caesars. It's like you're in detention or you're in timeout. It's like when you're in a hotel room and it's just the chair facing the bed. No, that's exactly what it was.

And so I'm sitting there just like waiting, waiting. And I'm like, you know, surely it's been five minutes. Uh-huh. It has. It's actually been 25 minutes. Oh, my God. What? Crazy.

And still no fucking food. So the woman comes out and like, you know, she's addressing everyone else like, who has X, Y, Z, whatever. Points to me in the corner. Points. Yeah. What does she do? She raises her hand and says, you.

And I was like, I was like i was like no get out of my chair she gestures she goes come here i go up to the counter everyone in this little caesars is looking at me and i already stand out like a sore thumb and now i think i have been appointed all right so i'm standing at the counter now almost shaking in fear because i'm like why am i being summoned like this and she's like you you've been here so long. And I was like, yeah, thanks for telling me. So then she has me show her the app again. And she's like, how do you say that name? Uh, Gracie. But like, also why does that matter? Yeah. Food, whatever. But she's like, Oh, Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Give me a minute. Goes back there. And she's like, let me see it one more time. And I'm like, she's like, oh, oh, okay, okay. Okay, give me a minute. Goes back there, and she's like, let me see it one more time.

And I'm like, what the hell? And she's like, I don't see that order. And I was like, okay, well, a man came over to me and told me five minutes when I arrived. So someone back there knows my order. Yeah, somebody trustworthy. And she's like, oh, okay, okay. So then they go back. And at this point, I start hearing yelling.

There's a fight. There's a fight. There's a fight happening in the kitchen. And they are, when I tell you, screaming at each other using my name. Gracie's been out there for 30 minutes. And the entire Little Caesars is just staring at me, listening to them scream. And they're like, why are these crazy puffs not ready yet? She ordered five. You only have three.

Like going fucking at each other's throats in the kitchen of a Little Caesar. They're all looking at you going, why did you do this? Could you see them or just hear them? No, we could all see them. Okay. Everyone could see. There's nowhere to hide in a Little Caesar. They're pointing at me.

They're using my name. Oh, shit. Her, right there, crazy. And everybody in this Little Caesar is watching me, and I'm just like. It was almost to the point where I was like, you know what? I don't need it anymore. But I persevered. I stuck through it.

She persevered, guys. I did. I stayed strong, and I stood in front of that crowd. Great determination. And I took it like a champ. So it's like, by the end of it it's like a 37 minute ordeal

crazy I'm in this little scissors and so finally she starts handing me the food and she goes you know what

I'm sorry you waited so long hands me the crazy breads and thinks that makes up for it which I guess it kind of does because it's pretty good but then I walked out

with my pride my dignity in front of everyone who now knows my name. It can probably be a troublemaker. Yeah, I know. So, but who smelled like shit?

Oh, there was also a guy that smelled like shit and there was this weird, what do y'all wait? Okay. I sent y'all a picture. What would y'all call the substances that were dripping down the windows? Um, I thought maybe it was sneezes at first. I would just, I would simply. I would simply call it goo. Boogers or slugs.

Slugs came to mind too. While I was in my chair, I noticed them to my eye. Gracie sent us the picture. Sitting right next to the goo. It's ooze. Nick says ooze. Gracie sent us a picture. Gracie said, I'm afraid.

Jordan said, I've seen this movie. Gracie said, hope no one's in a rush because they sure aren't. Jordan said, this rules. Gracie is now saying, wait, this is insane. They're yelling at each other. Jordan, very quickly, record it, record it, record it. Gracie said, Jordan, if I could, I would. But the environment doesn't feel like I should be pointing cameras at anyone.

Damn, dude. And someone smells like shit. Michael immediately said, find out who. Oh, it was so crazy in there. I saw that, too. We read that when we were eating Nick's snacks. Yeah. I went, oh, she said someone smells like shit.

Yeah. Find out who. Oh, man. So how many other customers do you think were in there with you? I would say people were coming and going. I would say I at least encountered 17. What? No, guys, I'm telling you.

I can't imagine. This Little Caesars was packed. I was like, I didn't know people still cared about this. That one is so small. Ever since Face Jam started doing Little Caesars,

I think it probably I snuck a picture at one point. In this photo alone, you can see, you can see seven of them right here. It's just filled with people. I love how people

just stand around because there's nowhere to sit because it's a tiny ass Little Caesars. It's just filled with people. I love how people just stand around because there's nowhere to sit because it's a tiny ass little Caesar's. It's not pictured, but my chair was about... Yeah, but that's how it works anyway, Jordan. You go into a fucking McDonald's that has a hundred chairs

and people just stand around because everyone's just doing like fucking Uber eats or something. Right, yeah. And they think they're going to get out of there in 10 seconds. Jordan had a really good point before you got here

and after you said I shouldn't be ponying my phone at any of these people. Jordan said that Little Caesars is the Walmart of fast food. Specifically pizza restaurants. And I definitely agree with that. It is because I was watching a video of a guy who I thought was going to get beat up at a Walmart and then he didn't get beat up

and then Jordan made this connection and it was like damn, that's really exactly what it is. And maybe it isn't your Little Caesars, it's definitely that Little Caesars. There's something about Little Caesars. Jordan wants a pizza puff.

Jordan, you want a pizza puff? We have about a hundred. Alright, here comes Jordan Levin. We have about a hundred pizza puffs. Jordan, we're eating some Little Caesars pizza puffs if you want a pizza puff? We have about a hundred. He's coming. All right, here comes Jordan Levin. We have about a hundred pizza puffs. Jordan, we're eating some Little Caesars pizza puffs if you want one. Have you tried the Kentucky Fried? Oh, yeah. We ate Cheez-Its. Oh, yeah.

Oh, we're Cheez-Its guys. That thing sucks. It's not great. This is better. This is way better. They didn't like it. Me and Nick, we're all about Cheez-Its. Great.

Good for you. But if you want a crazy puff. Yeah, they're pocket-sized for when you're on the go. You're a busy guy. They're for enjoying. Because pizza is so hard to eat. That's right. They call them handheld.

They're delivering the iconic Little Caesars experience in a handheld format. Well, you can't just hold pizza. Do you want some pretzel bread? Gracie just ripped it off and left the pizza. She just wanted the bread crust. I just wanted some pretzel bread? Gracie just ripped it off. She just wanted the bread crust. So this is what we've been eating. Finally, pizza on the go. God bless America.

Yeah, absolutely. Thank you, sir. Thanks for stopping by. Back to business. It's always nice to get an outsider's perspective on stuff that is right that we read all the time and just roll our eyes out but when you hear iconic little caesar's experience in a handheld format you can't help but go what the fuck are they doing he just saw the pile of shit on this table he's looming outside and then he just goes, eh? Like, can I get in on this? And then he did not want to get in on this.

No, fuck no, he saw it and he went, what the fuck? This is not Cheatsa, I'm out of here. Genuinely love that guy. Love Jordan Levin, love that he was involved and wanted to see, maybe I can get a little bit of this. That's a Nick move. Did he take one? No, he thought it was Cheatsa.

That's where the Nick comparison ends. The self-control to be like, I don't need this. Hey, I see four little pizzas in front of you, you he take one but you know that cheats up? That's where the comparison ends. Yeah, the self-control to be like I don't need little pizzas in front of you. You better eat one. Yeah, one in your mouth this okay So did you guys have where's the other one? No, I don't think this is it's hard to know which is which yeah Pepperoni yeah one what this one looks like has pepperoni on it the other one had pepperoni in it This one's darker. They all have pepperoni. No, they should no they should not in it. This one's darker. They all have pepperoni? What the hell is this? No, they should not. This one has pepperoni on top

but not inside. The other one that I ate had pepperoni inside but not on top. That's still just pepperoni. This one looks like it's actually from Pizza Hut. Jordan definitely has cheese over here. This one is pepperoni. What? The first one I got was pepperoni.

This one is covered in the herbs and secret sauces. Dude, they didn't know what the fuck they were doing. Maybe they're fucked because you're only supposed to get three. I think this one's got three cheese and a pepperoni. They were fucked.

Which one of these smells like shit? Can we track it down? I think I did know who it was though. I'm not going to name names. It came in like a cloud when he came in. I was like, oh! I was like, dear God. This guy walked in stinking like shit,

walked behind the counter, started making my cheeseburger. Yeah. Clouded dust like he's pig pen. Might as well. I'm so itchy. I don't ever want to go back to one of those. You're itchy?

Yeah. I have like some kind of allergy. It's pizza related. What? Is it cheese? No. Is your throat itchy? Because that could be a problem.

No, it's just my nose. I've always had this. It's some kind of spice. Really? We've talked about this before, yes. Do you think it's like- It's getting me bad. Whatever Italian spices.

Oregano? There's something dumb like that, dude. There's something dumb. I mixed it outside of my nose so itchy. I just want to point out that he kept saying, I'm itchy. It's from this pizza. I'm itchy from the pizza.

There's something on the pizza that's making me itchy. And then stopped and took a huge bite of a crazy puff. Right. I've been doing this. I've had it my whole life. Yeah. I'm going to stop eating the pizza. Yeah.

Adapt and overcome. It's in the room. Thank you. Yeah. If you can beat, you know, your lactose intolerance. You can beat oregano. Dude, I had so much fucking cheese yesterday. I was just cheese on cheese on cheese on cheese. Are you lactose intolerant?

Yes. Used to be. No shit. I would have never guessed. Right. Based on how much cheese you're always eating. That's because I won. Yeah, you have won. Yeah. I was screaming last night. I was fine.

I went to bed. I woke up to go to the bathroom, and it's like I drank poison. Holy shit. My stomach hurts so bad. Ew. It was crazy. It was like crippling. Like, I almost couldn't walk.

And then I went back to sleep. I could never. I couldn't walk. I could never. Especially if it's preventable. No fucking way. I just got an email from Little Caesars. Your order's ready. Go get it!

Alright, let's go smell it. It's only an hourly. What time did it say it was ready? Does it give you like a time? I got the email. Like a pickup time? Oh, pickup time was 1.45. I got the email at 2.45. Excellent. Oh, they're operating on Eastern time.

Right. Oh, no. Dude, daylight savings. I should have considered that. So you messed up, actually. I should have considered that. Yeah. Little Caesars as a restaurant, I think, is easy to dog on.

It's easy to slam like, oh, yeah, people here smell like shit and there's ooze everywhere. Yep. Because there is. Yeah, uh-huh. Again, easy to dog on, but boy, when they have some stuff that hits, I regrettably enjoy it.

Their food is not bad. It's not bad, and it's cheap as fuck. This is what I always appreciate about them. They are a pizza place of the people. Yeah, they really are. And I've said it since episode one. When I think of other garbage pizza like CC's. And is this the last episode?

No, there's probably at least one or two more. Oh, before vacation. One more? Two, three and a half, three more? We'll let you know. You have to listen to the very end. Should we bank up for Michael's vacation? Yeah, we'll see. Okay. Yeah, we'll get around to it.

What's gonna happen? We could always do it after my vacation. It's fine. Oh, we'll see. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, we'll get around to it. It's fine. What's going to happen? We could always do it after my vacation. It's fine. Oh, okay. That's a good idea. The thing about Little Caesars is they aren't,

they reinvent stuff like they do this pretzel crust. And they do, the first thing that we did, like the four quadrant pizza. So they try to reinvent the wheel. And it's not for lack of trying that I would dog them. It's just that they can't escape tasting like little Caesars, no matter what it is.

If you gave me these crazy puffs and said, guess what pizza place this is from? And I didn't know what it was. One bite, little Caesars, like no fucking doubt. It tastes like shit. It tastes like little Caesars. Like no fucking doubt. It tastes like shit. From the guy. Tastes like Little Caesars. This tastes like a producer got caused a fight

in the back of the restaurant. I'll die for Gracie! I would almost throw it in someone's face. The second my name was used I was like fuck. Like somehow you're in trouble. Maybe they're talking about another Gracie. Gracie, out there, with the wand.

What is your name? Did you name her? She's wearing glasses. The brunette, out there. Gracie. They couldn't have been more clear. They said calmly. Face jam, face jam, face jam.

Like, their hands were basically coming over the counter, and they were like, this bitch. Oh, my God. Like their hands were basically coming over the counter and they were like, this bitch. Oh my God. She needs her crazy puffs. So I'm ready. I was like, I was ready to sing their praises and stuff. And then you read like the fucking. Yeah.

The fucking press release. From QSRmagazine.com. Kill me. Wow, dude. That's official. How do we subscribe? We don't. I'll find it. Wow, dude. That's official. How do we subscribe? We don't. I'll find it.

Don't worry. These only just came out on the 11th. Wow. At the time of this recording, two days ago. Yeah. On 3-11 day?

Maybe that's why they had no idea what was going on. Yeah. Oh, definitely. Well, you know, they heard that and they were like, today feels like a good day.

Burn a bridge or two. A good day to die. I would definitely say Amber is the color Okay that's enough And that's all the references I know What is this big old Tub

Is that marinara sauce Yeah I don't know what I think they call it Crazy sauce It is for It's for the bread They need to chill

With calling everything crazy There's nothing crazy About this big tub Also why is it only Like a third filled Yeah fucked up. Yeah, that's true. Well, Nick, I'm sure you have more.

Well, the guy was in the, what they were screaming about, the guy was in the back drinking it. Oh, probably. Yeah. No wonder it smells like shit. The woman was like, that's Gracie's sauce.

That's Gracie's sauce. And he said, I made the sauce. It's Gracie's Gracie's sauce. Try and take it from me. Oh, that's why she needed to see what your name was.

She kept going Gracie and then would walk away and think crazy. And she's like, her name's not crazy. It's Gracie. And then she would, see what your name was. She kept going Gracie and then would walk away and think crazy. And she's like, her name's not crazy. It's Gracie. That's why it should be her running name. We're going in circles now. And she promises not to kill you.

The pretzel was... With the cheese. Salty as fuck. It needed the cheese for sure. The cheese helped a lot. I would give it. What is he doing back there? Oh, man. Sorry.

Guys, I'm going to miss this. Did you? Wait, why? Yeah, it's fine. It's just the summer, dude. Dude, he's just going on fine. It's just the summer, dude. Dude, he's just going on vacation. It's just the summer. I'm not moving. Did you hear

where he said he had the cheese from? Yeah, Auntie Anne's. Yeah, but where? What Auntie Anne's? Did you say the airport? No, it's not at the airport. Yeah, you guys missed that. Auntie Anne's isn't even at the airport anymore. It hasn't at the airport. You guys missed that. Annie Ann's isn't even at the airport anymore. It hasn't been for years.

That's when I said he went Six Flags. Wait, when were you at Six Flags, Nick? Jesus. He's got Annie Ann's cheese in his bag. I gotta go every two weeks to get my cheese. I have a season pass so I can go get the cheese sauce. No, I do not have a season pass.

It's a very expensive thing of cheese sauce. A cheese and pass. Good. A cheese and pass. Thank you. Can I get some of that sauce? Crazy sauce?

Yeah, dude. I'm feeling crazy. If you put the crazy bread in the crazy sauce, does that embolden it or cancel it out? Cancels out. You might just turn

into a regular guy. Yeah. Well, too late. I already am. Too late. Your hair's going to turn back to its normal color. All your goth rings are going to fall a regular guy. Yeah. Well, too late. I already am. Too late. Your hair's going to turn back to its normal color. All your goth rings are going to fall off. Yeah.

My rings. I got this cool watch band now, too. It jingles. Oh, it's got like a deal on it. When I get an alert and it kind of all rattles. Oh, nice. It shakes your arm. Your whole arm.

It's like a tuning fork for trouble. So, what do you guys think of the Crazy Puffs? They're fine. They're not bad. They taste good.

I don't buy that they're any more marble. Marble? Marble. It's marble time. Any more mobile or like less cumbersome

to handle than a regular slice of pizza. Yeah. It's smaller and fits more in your hand better. I guess I could put it in my pocket. Why don't you try? Put it in your pocket. Let me put it in Michael's pocket. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Michael is standing up. Jordan, I can't hold this. I can't hold this pizza. are full I can't hold this pizza we're going in the

front left pocket oh there you go bud keep pushing it puff has been pocketed that's where I fell down too that hurt a lot

I'm getting pretty hungry hang on yeah oh shit that pizza puff Jordan gave me delicious I'll save this for later wow oh back in the pocket oh he That pizza puff Jordan gave me. Delicious.

I'll save this for later. Wow. Oh, back in the pocket. Oh, wow. He put it back. I wasn't expecting you to put it back in your pocket. And now he's walking again. Yeah, really. It probably froze anyway.

Now we're talking. Yeah, it's pretty good. So, you know, maybe I was just proven wrong there. So I guess I got to go thumbs up on this one. Okay. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Gracie, what do you think?

Pocket's out. Thumbs up. The food is thumbs up. My experience, I could not give it more thumbs down. Yeah, but for an episode of this podcast, big thumbs up. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I think if it's ever going to happen, it should be during Face Jam.

Is that cooked all the way? That looks raw. Probably not. It doesn't look... What is it? That bread looks fucked up. Crazy bread? What?

Let me see that. Hold it up. Check that bread over here. What the fuck? That looks like it's naked. That's not crazy. I don't think you can eat that. That's in its larval state still.

Yeah, I'll try it. That's raw crazy bread. All right, Nick's going to come try it. I think whatever... I think that came out of the goo. Oh, wow. Yeah, when you compare it to That's raw crazy. All right, Nick's going to come try it. I think whatever. I think that came out of the goo. Oh, wow. Yeah, when you compare it to that, it's a little wild. I think that came out of the goo that was on the window.

It looks like. Holy shit. All right, let me have one. I got to see if it's all hardened. I mean, it's going to be soft. It's going to be so soft. It's just dough. Oh, it's all floppy.

It's soggy. Dough time. It's better. Oh, yes, sir.. It's floppy. It's soggy dough time. It's better It's better Wow it is Pretty good. It's better Michael just looked up Michael. Just keep screaming. It's better. There's better Sammy. It's better You laughed you Come get pizza Come get pizza, Brad Sammy, you want a pizza puff? Sammy, hey, we know you have a busy life

That's why Little Caesars has created Crazy Puffs To deliver the iconic Little Caesars experience In a handheld format, perfect for you On the go, whether you're conquering errands Cheering on your team, or need a mid-afternoon Pick-me-up, Crazy Puffs are a delicious answer Is this on? No, here, talking to this one

i can't have it oh is this is the cameras on or no no thanks eric for all the crazy puffs he's giving all of them to me you can have those there's about a hundred yeah i'm not yeah we have way too many are they good oh yeah what do you think tell us try it you're he's got sushi in one hand yeah this guy's eating scraps from everywhere. He's got two on-the-go foods. Wow! Two handheld formats? I drove here for the food. Excellent. Check this out. Bonus! You can put that in your pocket too, we just tested it.

I didn't put that one in my pocket. There's a lot of flavors going on. Yeah. Would you say it's your favorite pizza format? No. You might have to cut that out. There's a lot of flavors going on Yeah Would you say it's your favorite pizza format? No You might have to cut that out Oh no, it's not a sponsored thing We're not sponsored We dogged on this piece of shit

Oh, then this is not good So enjoy those other two also Way to go Thanks for stopping by, man Share them with everyone you know Yep Spread the good word Wow, that was

That was weird. That's a whole weird episode. These are dark days these last couple weeks here. Last couple weeks what? Before your vacation? Yeah. Oh, wow. Because.

Our vacation. Because with the time change. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was so dark this morning. That makes sense. We still have so many fucking crazy people. I got up at 7 and it was still dark.

And I went, no, sir. Slept till 11. For some reason. Wow. You didn't miss any meetings? Believelept till 11. Holy shit. Wow. You didn't miss any meetings? Believe it or not. It was crazy. Wow.

Like the bread. That's right. Well, that's spitting silly. I'm supposed to read something, but my hands are all greasy. Yeah. I don't want to touch my phone. Check it out.

Here, hang on. I said what I said. Yeah. Eric stopped doing what he was doing. There you go. There you go. There you go. Oh, wow. Okay.

Hey, thanks for listening to Spitting Silly one more time. Don't forget to listen to a new episode of Face Jam next week. That's right. Next week. That won't be right for long. Tell a friend about this show where we do whatever we want. Goodbye for now and soon forever. Oh.

It's just vacation. Don't mess with them. You're toying with their emotions. Jordan, we have to tell them the truth. They're old enough to know now. Okay? They can handle it. Daddy and daddy aren't going to live together anymore.

Can they hear us arguing in the back of the Little Caesars? Oh, man. It's all her fault. I said we need to get crazy! I said we need we needed crazy sooner!