100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Little Caesars Pretzel Crust REtasting

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

Our Heroes are doing something unprecedented: they're going to try a different version of a limited food they've already scored to see if THAT version is better. It's the REtasting of Little Caesar's Pretzel Crust Pizza with pizza sauce instead of cheese sauce. And what's a boysenberry snoop doing here?? Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16 and DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and use code JAMMERS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. That was my question to you. What's up, bro? Here's what I'm wrestling with right now, Jordan. Why the hell did you say mm-hmm? I'm just saying here's what I'm wrestling with Jordan. Eric went mm-hmm, and Jordan didn't acknowledge, and it's just on his phone. I'm excited to see what I'm wrestling with. Desperate to be included, this man. Here's what I'm wrestling with.

What are you wrestling with? How the hell do we fix this timeline? Oh, don't worry about that. Just don't mention anything. Oh, I'm extremely worried, and absolutely I'm going to mention that we're recording this out of order. Here's what we do. I say so many things in later episodes that I might not know that I know now. And people are going to go, he already knowed that in the pizza episode.

Why did he act like he did? He already knowed that. In the next one. You see what I'm saying? Close your eyes. Okay. Do a little dream. It was a long gap.

Are you dreaming? Open your eyes. It's tomorrow. You don't remember anything that you did yesterday. It's a new day and we're recording a new episode. Tomorrow doesn't solve any of this. Just saying it's tomorrow is not the crux of the issue. We're just going to blow past it.

I think the only way to fix it would be go back in time. But however, it's fine. Going forward in time makes Michael forget. Michael won't reference anything. If you want to fuck me up, what you do is you bring me across state line. That's true. And time zones. Open them.

We're in New Mexico. So, today we have I don't even know if you call it a retaste test We just needed to kind of see what it is Because this is a limited time food But it's not No this is X-Men

This is exactly what I'm saying This is X-Men First Class We're going back Or not First Class This is X-Men Days of Future Past We're fixing the mistakes that X-Men 3 caused Yes And so we're not retasting the shitty cheese pizza

We are We're fixing it by having what we had last time, but with real sauce. But correct. We are having the little Caesars. A real pizza instead of whatever it was. Stuffed crust pizza. Oh, fuck. But with pizza sauce.

There's not as much salt as last time. No, definitely. It's true. Oh, wait. Also, the non-stuffed crust one is looking a little flat. Good. Who sat on it? I don't know, dude.

Do you think the guy in the back was sitting on it? Maybe the other Eric sat on it. Maybe Eric D sat on it. What a weird-ass fucking Little Caesars. Why was it weird-ass? Because it said the pizza was in the pizza portal. It said the pizza was ready. Oh, that was the message you got ahead of time.

And then went there and went pizza's ready and it's not there. And then I said, oh, is this pizza ready? And then the guy's like, oh, yeah, here's your pizza. And it was for Eric Diaz. And I went, nope. I tried to not dox the guy. And then. He's doxed.

And then I went. Eric, you're about to get blown up. One is. With messages. They're both pretzel. One is stuffed crust, but they're both pretzel one is stuffed crust but they're with pizza sauce and then he just went oh that's what those are

yeah he did and that infuriated you what the fuck that's what those are he saw a couple of mysterious looking pizzas said uh oh I don't know what's going on with those better keep an eye on them and then you came to pick them up and he said,

whew, crisis averted. Pizza's explained. So is that the crust? Or the stuffed crust you're gobbling there? This is the stuffed crust, yeah. The flat one doesn't have the cheese in it. Woo! Maybe the loudest woo that's ever come out of him, and it was for salt. It is salty

though. Already, it tastes like pizza, which is great. Without the cheese sauce, which was just so overpowering, I immediately like it better, even though it is

salty. I haven't gotten to the crust yet. It's pizza. It's real pizza. Again, I like the salt. I love me a salty pretzel. Don't get me wrong. You get something normal, and it's like, it's so salty. I get it salt I love me a salty pretzel don't get me wrong you get something normal and it's like so salty I get it salty pretzel that's I can't add more salt later

I can wipe salt off now so I get it and if it's a pretzel I'm there for salt but I'm fine with salt you're right it's very salty but you're walking into a salty pizza is it amazing? not at all in any way is it better than the cheese sauce version? 100%.

Eric's thinking about it. He's taking a step. I still don't see what the hype's about at all. I mean, there's no hype at all. I'm just saying it tastes better than the other shit. No, I mean, it's not from us. There's a lot of hype from people. Well, people got a lot not going on.

You know what I mean? They wish they had more. Oh, yeah. I just... And we talked about it on the main episode, but it's people we know who are very excited about it. I don't understand it. Comparatively, the pretzel bun at Wendy's,

not to suck them off, but here I go, that is like a pretzel bun. This is definitely a pretzel, but it's like, no, I can see it. It doesn't scream pretzel while you're biting it. Yeah, I don't think it is a pretzel. I think they may have just, like, browned it and put salt on it. It's possible.

They could have painted it red and called it a taco. Spicy, though. My brain is telling me it's spicy. It's so salty. Sure is. God damn. it's so salty sure is god damn i feel less mad eating it without the cheese uh the cheese sauce yep um and i just had the stuffed crust one which i also like it's not my go-to not good yep that one's better i'm gonna grab one right now but like i like it so much better like i i don't know what it is about

the cheese sauce that makes people go, oh, you gotta get it with the cheese sauce. I don't know, but it sucks. The cheese sauce was the worst part. Right. That was easily the worst part was the cheese sauce, 100%. I'll sit here and be like, you can say there's nothing to write home about the pretzel crust there or whatever, and that'd be totally warranted. Right.

What I won't listen to is the cheese sauce is fine. It's not fine. Get the fuck out of there. It's a problem. It's a big problem. It ruined the pizza. 100%. I was immediately disappointed, and I went, is every bite gonna taste like this? This one? Much better. Now this tastes like a shitty

$5 Little Caesars pizza. This is what we expect. This is what I demand. You're right. This tastes like Little Caesars. The other thing was weirder than Little Caesars. It was weird. It was too weird. That was some Domino's bullshit.

It was too weird. Domino's, all their special pizzas, they fucking suck. Yeah. Even now, dude. Anytime we've done Domino's, every time they're doing something, it's stupid as hell. Yeah. And we get mad at them. Just give me regular Domino's.

It's like, Domino's, I'm not even happy about you being the best. I'm fine with it. I've accepted it. Some people can't accept it. I'm not championing Domino's, but it sure as shit ain't Pizza Hut or Domino's. It's like Domino's, I'm not even happy about you being the best. I'm fine with it. I've accepted it. Some people can't accept it. I'm not championing Domino's, but it sure as shit ain't Pizza Hut or Papa John's. I understand Pizza Hut's number one is baffling, but Domino's is just better in every way. It's just, I can't wrap my head around it. People are still arguing it.

But anytime they start messing with the basic Like cheese It usually doesn't turn out well Like a white pie Might be one of the only ones I can think of That's tried and true I think Been like thousands of years making that one Put a big fucking piece of broccoli on it Fuck yeah I'll eat broccoli on my pizza

Everybody's always Everybody's freaking out about pineapples Where the fuck are the broccoli You don't even know people eat broccoli on it? Fuck yeah, I'll eat broccoli on my pizza. Everybody's freaking out about pineapples. Where the fuck are the broccoli? You don't even know people eat broccoli on pizza. You don't even know. You can't bitch about it. It's delicious. How's that non-stuffed pretzel crust? Let's give Jordan some eating time.

I think there's something wrong with this one. What does that mean? It's not just that it looks flat. It feels, after eating the stuffed one, it feels like it's a bad batch of pizza. In what way? Why is it bad? Taste?

Smell? Like, I don't, what does bad mean? It's too soft? What's different from that one? The crust feels like it's been flattened and the moisture has been wrung out of it. Like it's been sitting for a minute. You know, I mean, that's, if that's your opinion,

that's fine. Yeah, it's just weird to me in comparison with the other one. I guess I have to try the other one. I really wasn't even gonna because I didn't want to, but now I feel like I have to because does it seem different to you at all? I mean, obviously it's different, but Don't ask Nick questions about tasting stuff.

Okay, here's the thing. I could ask him. That doesn't mean I care what he's saying. I'm still gonna ask. I could go, wow, okay, fucking crazy. I could ask him. That doesn't mean I care what he's saying. I'm still going to ask. I could go, wow, okay. Fucking crazy. You know what I mean? But you just seemed so aghast. There's something funky going on.

Did you eat both? No. Are you with him or no? No, I haven't eaten. Which one haven't you tried? I haven't tried this one yet. Okay. Now I'm really curious because, I mean, like, it's definitely flat,

but it's pretty normal pizza, I think. When he said it's a bad batch that's just like a that's a harsh like accusation somebody messed up making I'm just saying when you say bad batch that means like don't eat it and I go that felt pretty eatable to me the pizza part tastes like pizza yeah when you get to the

crust that's where I'm having problems there's like a there's like a bitterness to it Bitterness? Yeah I mean I don't know

It's very salty I'll give you that I need I need a bite There's something weird Almost Not I don't know man

I think you guys Not burned You guys been hanging out In the fucking Friday's bathroom What the hell are you talking about? Here we go I'm gonna bite Cheese crust Then not cheese crust.

Okay. We're waiting with bated breath. It's just a lot of chewing. Yeah, it's a lot of work. Guys, it's salty. It's like way saltier as well. All right, back to back. I'm ready to make my ruling.

Okay. All right, if I'm honest with you guys, that one's bad. Really? I don't like the cheese one. Wow. It's like too... It's totally different.

I'll give you that. It is. The crusts are different. I like this one better. Maybe it just has to do with which one you eat first. I have no... No. I mean, but they definitely taste different.

Yeah. I'll give you that 100%. The consistency's way different. You know what it is? That one's like softer. This one's a little bit. I don't remember. I don't know.

Their crust tastes like that. I don't know. I'm just saying what it is. The stuffed crust doesn't taste like the pretzel. It just tastes like a stuffed crust. And this tastes like a pretzel. And I fucking love pretzels. This is probably why I like this better. Because that's the pretzel. That's the pretzel flavor I'm looking for. That has a pretzel. And I fucking love pretzels. This is probably why I like this better.

That's the pretzel flavor I'm looking for. That has a pretzel flavor. I think that's why I thought it tasted bitter because it's so different from this. It's very different. That's weird. It's really, really different. And I don't remember them tasting that different. So that's what that is. That's fucking bizarre. But what do they do to it?

Nice. Is that what that is? Oh, you wanted a pretzel. Oh, you want both the crusts the same? These have just been sitting out. Here you go. Thanks, man. I call this my dick crust. It's a secret ingredient.

Man. The pretzel. It's so fucking salty. I think that one's somehow saltier. I don't know how, but I ate an entire pizza, entire slice, and it is salty. I took a bite of that one. So that one is definitely more. Eric, do you remember what we

rated the one with the cheese? Not off the top of my head. It was low. I'm going to give it five more points than I gave last time. You know what? I think that's fair across the board. Let's just give it five across the board. Okay. Five across the board. You know, let's just give it five across the board. Okay. Five across the board. Okay. It's worth

the marinara sauce is worth five points. This is definitely a thing where like, again, it would be worth a lot more if they never made the other one. It's people that we know who are like fucking pumped on this thing. Who? I don't know them. Who? Who people? Mega64 guys. Okay. Well, first of

all, people is very generous. Thank you. That's maybe the biggest word he's said yet. They're also adamant about the cheese sauce. Way more since because Eric kept saying, man, every normal friend I have, every normal guy I know likes this pizza. I kept saying, who? And he said, all the normal ones.

Those are my normal friends. Those are as normal as they get for Eric. So we reviewed the cheese sauce one a couple weeks back. And then Rocco from Mega64, a.k.a. Rocco the food guy. He's a food influencer. Right. He posted a video of him and the gang eating the Little Caesars. And there's a line in there where, like, I like to watch it and be like,

okay, let's see how they react to this or that or whatever after having eaten it. And there's a moment where they go, you can get this with the marinara sauce? Fuck that. You've got to get the cheese sauce. Got to get the cheese sauce. I'm like, these people are insane. I mean, those guys, they just, they just march to the beat of their own drum. Yep. You know what I mean?

I told my friend Jared about this, who runs CheapAssGamer. He's like, what'd you guys rate it? And I'm like, it is low. We did not like it. And he went, ooh, people are gonna be pissed. And I went, uh-huh. Is it like another Burger King thing? Here's my problem, too, like, which

upsets me personally. I feel like this is prime monster food, and I love monster food. This just ain't the monster food for me. I feel the same way, Michael. I feel the same fucking way. There's nothing about it. I'm not in here to be like, it's monster food. I don't like it because it's monster food that I don't like, and I want to. I can't wrap my head around.

That's why I'm so baffled about this. I can't wrap my head around what the fuck I don't like about any of what we've eaten from the pretzel crust stuff from the regular sauce to the cheese sauce, the stuff crust, the regular pretzel crust. We've tried four different versions of this. I can't figure out what we can't wrap our heads around because people fucking love it. And it seems like something we would like. It's true. I want to like it too. Not that not as much as Michael,

but this all seems like something we would enjoy. Yeah. This seems like something we would enjoy all around. It's not good. Do you think maybe one, we do it one more time. Oh, hang on.

We do it one more time. We got Hang on, we do it one more time. We got to go to a different Little Caesars and not get a flat one. We go to a different Little Caesars. We don't get a flat one. We don't get a weird one. We do it one more time. We get one of each, and we eat it on the hood of your car. Because that might be what we're looking for.

The smell of gasoline. Think of the cheese sauce dripping onto the hood of your car. If it's windy. I'm telling you, I'm thinking maybe six points already. We can get those brownies for Nick. It was just typing it out. When we were leaving, we were walking out,

and Michael went, oh, we didn't get the brownies. I'll go back and get the brownies. To be fair, before we left, before I even saw you, I saw Nick, and I said, hey, what do you want to get today? And I went, oh, I said, we should piss Eric off and get like some kind of extra whatever and before I could finish he's like yeah the brownies

they got the brownies there and I'm like yep you would know I just knew they'd have something I didn't know what it was and now I know and so that's why every time I mention the brownies to you I would just look at Nick it's so fucking obvious that you're just going like, and I'm egging

you on. You see this? Fucking stupid. Also, I don't know if we should tell this story because we may get in trouble. There was almost an incident when I was getting in the Jordan's car. Oh, yeah. It hurts the timeline, but I was getting in the Jordan's car. Oh, yeah. It hurts the timeline, but I was drinking something.

What were you drinking? It was a Sunny D and vodka. Where'd that come from? Well, kind of. Yeah. So it's a Sunny D and vodka seltzer. It's like a pre-made thing. So it's like one of those like 4%.

It's like a White Claw, basically. But we did an episode. We were drinking them. It is just carbonated Sunny D. And we're just like, I didn't finish in the episode. So we're walking around, getting ready, blah, blah, blah.

We're walking out. And we're like, oh, we're going to go get the food. And I'm drinking it. We get to the car, and Eric's like, you can't get in with that. And I was like,

what is he talking about? And I look at him like, oh, yeah. I forgot. It's alcohol. Because it's just, whatever. And I wasn't driving. But I just finished it,

and we're way in the parking lot. And I'm like, Jordan, open your frunk. And you're like, no. And I'm like, no, I'm not going to fucking throw it on the ground. It's empty. I literally had the last sip, and then I crushed it. I'm like, let me put it in your frunk, and then I'll throw it away when we get there. And he just begrudgingly just opened it because I wouldn't throw it on the ground in the parking lot.

And it was fine, and I threw it away. But I was like, I wouldn't throw it on the ground in the parking lot. And it was fine. And I threw it away, but it was like, I was like, you don't want it in the car. Frunk it. The only reason I thought to go, you can't get in the car with that is because the person that we were with before was going to drive home and he went,

I can't fucking drive with this. What am I thinking? It's just like a, it's a yucky or sunny D. It's just sunny D, but there's bubbles. And even drinking it, talking to you or whatever, I wasn't like, I'd take a sip and go. And I just did that to completion because it was like a tiny can.

This is a tease for the next Spittin' Silly. See, we're already fucking up the timeline again. I knew it was going to happen. You didn't need to tell the story. You blew my head off right before we started this, and you went, and we're releasing the third the timeline again. I knew it was going to happen. You didn't need to tell the story. You blew my head off right before we started this and you went, and we're releasing the third one we record first. This also I think is not the first time

we've done something like this. Not at all, but I will absolutely point it out every time. It's good. When the solution is just don't mention it, absolutely not. Because I'm going to mention it later anyway, and so I'd rather just get it over with.

So our next spit and silly will be a lot of treats. We have a bunch of snacks and foods that we're gonna special sell. Oh, there's a fucking treat alright. It's really not him who sat there. Oh, that's right. They guessed. Do you think they guessed?

No, we had a guest. I thought you said they should guess. Remember how you did nothing with the guest on the episode? What do you mean? I'm throwing up. You're doing it again now, describing him. No. We started the episode.

Well, I mean, I don't want to give it all away, but Eric had a big idea, and then we started, and he goes, oh, no, guys, we all collectively forgot. What? I can't believe you guys didn't know what was up. What the fuck are you talking about? It's good. You can hear it in the episode.

And it's definitely the first one we recorded, and you can tell. Yeah. So, since we got about half a spit and silly leftover, and we've eaten most of this pizza. No. A couple minutes. It's fine. I want to talk about something that we almost did. Do it.

Because. Boys up. Then I can make my announcement. Yep. Oh, that's right. I forgot to talk about something that we almost did. Do it. Boys up. Then I can make my announcement. Oh, that's right. I forgot. You have an announcement. I'm not going to wait another year to talk about this. No, I agree. I insist. Because we talked about before the Boys and Barry Festival at Knott's Berry Farm.

Right. And how we wanted to go. And late March, I think I i was like what's that happening again and i looked it up it was happening then yeah and it ended april 16th and was like okay there's a small window here but there's a window that was a very small window and we can maybe make this happen maybe we can get out there and go things things did not they oh man they almost worked out well things were working out it was like oh we have challenges right it's a real like oh no new obstacle but we heard a little bit right it's a real thin needle and then it was like

oh we can't do it yeah and then all of a sudden guys just stopped that we can't do it and it was a definitive we can't do it i mean we all went oh okay i mean i'll be i'll be straight it was we were all trying to make this work and finding the days and everything and then i went my wife just fucking exploded her wrist here's the thing i'm just gonna say here's the thing she didn't just that was the thing she had just as in her lifespan yes it just happened in your lifespan as her husband and living with it and helping her did not just happen. It had been happening for weeks. It has been happening. During these discussions of traveling. She cannot operate a motor vehicle. She has to get to physical therapy.

And there's a bunch of stuff. She had, like, no motion in that hand, all this stuff. And I just went, well, I can't just leave her alone at home. Right. And it's that. And it was that. And we all, like, 100%. Yeah.

Why are you mentioning this now? And you were just like forgot honestly it's so just become a part of my life that it never occurred to me that this is going to be an issue it just we went from being so deep into planning where it's like yep well michael oh michael needs to fly out early in the morning my mother was coming to town so it's like, well, Michael needs to fly out early in the morning on his phone. My mother was coming to town. So this is like a reason. My mother was in town recently. She left. It was booking flights for me to get back the day that she gets here,

but I would still get here after her. But I was like, well, if I only get here a little after her, it's fine. I can listen to her complain about me not being there for a couple hours. And we're like, well, what if Michael flies? And Eric's like, what time does your mother land? To try and make this happen. And he goes, oh, wait, I can't. And we're like, what if Michael flies? You're literally like, Eric's like, what time does your mother land? Like to try and make this happen. And he goes, oh wait,

I can't. And it was immediately over. And then the conversation ended. Yeah. Which was a big bummer because I felt like we cleared the biggest hurdle, which was asking daddy HBO Max

or just Max for permission. I think our biggest hurdle was getting him to ask. Right. Really. But he did it then. Right. And somehow they okayed it.

And so. We have travel budget clearance now. Yeah. So if there's something that we feel pretty strongly about or we really want to do, I don't want to fucking use our... We're not going to the spaghetti bucket. I don't want to fly to Edmond, Oklahoma. That's insane. Yeah, we can go anywhere.

Ooh, spaghetti bucket. He made it. Nick said, what about the spaghetti. Ooh, spaghetti bucket. He made it. Nick said, what about the spaghetti bucket? Uh-huh. Crazy. Crazy. It's a good question. So I want to know.

Does it roll over? Can we accrue more next year and just go to Knott's Berry Farm for more long? Oh, yeah. We'll go to Knott's Berry Farm for longer. We'll make it work. We'll make all this work. But you said that there was something you wanted to announce.

And I don't know what this is. You kept it a secret the whole time and I don't. And again, this is the third episode that we're recording, although it is the first one we are releasing. Michael has an announcement of some kind. He's standing? It's a lore update.

Hang on. Hang on. A lore update. This is good that you're filming it. Just film the whole thing. Ready? Yeah. Okay. I love lore. Boom.

Did I get your attention? I flexed. You'll see it in the video. Don't worry. So, here's the thing. Jammers, you've been with me through the whole thing my ups and downs people always asking little did i know knott's berry farm you all thought it all fell apart and we didn't get to go but things were still not you're not going but things it is over it is the 25th because of of Knott's Berry Farm,

I can officially say that my ex and I are back together. Whoa! We reconciled. Are you serious? They kept saying irreconcilable differences. It was reconcilable differences. And all it took was Knott's Berry Farm? Oh. Because Jordan... I'm walking, but it's very long.

He's walking away, and he's laying on a couch. Oh, no, he's laying on a... Because... Okay. We didn't get to go. Okay. But somebody went to Knott's Berry Farm. What?

What is this? A boysenberry snoopy? Because I lived through my wife, who went to Knott's Berry Farm themselves on my instructions to scout out the place before we got there. And then we didn't go. I have pictures of them trying all the foods. Are you serious?

They were in. What the fuck? It was Lindsay's favorite. They were in L.A. and I said, hey, check, where's Knott's Berry Farm from you? You're out there doing some Robbie show, where's Knott's Berry Farm from you? You're out there doing some Robbie show, whatever. Knott's Berry Farm, 15 minutes away. Oh, the day

they had. It's closer than Disneyland. It was like I was there myself. You got Boysenberry Snoopy. No, Eric, you got Boysenberry Snoopy. Whoa! And Jordan got one too. I didn't get anything either.

Oh, man. Fuck you. Bro, here's the thing. I'm going to go donate blood and get the cool Snoopy shirt. Here's the only reason he got it. He's a Snoopy streamer guy. I saw it. I saw them Snoopy figures.

Dude, that's a rare Snoop right there. That's an official from the farm itself. So in this room, this guy's been there. He was born there. I'm glad you filmed that. You want to know another little tidbit? Yeah, go for it. I have been waiting to do this for a spit and silly.

Had this thing with me the whole time we were at the baseball field. And I kept saying, so this is a face jam or a spit and silly? And you went, this is a face jam. Can I say something? And you went, this is a face jam. And I went, damn. Can I say something? I knew because

I caught a glimpse of the Snoopy. Dude. He's big. But I knew something big was going to happen so I was like I got to keep this in the wraps. I appreciate it. I had that guy ever since then. I've been sitting on that guy waiting to bring him. He's hard to fit in the pocket.

I was going to say when we were at the ballpark you were like so this is a spit and silly or a face jam he's like yeah it's a face jam you go okay cool i'm gonna take my jacket off yep and then you like when you took your jacket off and you had like a big bone in the back of your pants jordan good thing we didn't get stopped as security because i snuck him in i had him in the back of my pants sticking out out, and the jacket over him, like this. And I had him hiding under my jacket, because I was going to go, bam, at the park. And you're like, face jam.

I was like, face jam, huh? All right. Well, I was just like, I don't know what that is, but I'm sure it'll be explained in due time. Phenomenal. Yeah, I told you I had something. That rules. What was the best boysenberry food that Lindsey got? I don't remember.

I got a list. Here's the best part. Here's the best part, Jordan. Here's the best part, which was another little got? I don't remember. I got a list. Here's the best part. Here's the best part, which was another little tidbit I was going to tell you. They bought the boysenberry thing, whatever, because it's filled with foods and things to eat or whatever. It's like, you get entrance to the park,

and you get this pass that'll let you get a food at everything. Yeah, I bought that, and the first five stands I went to were like, yeah, we don't take that. What? Oh, that's for that cart. It's for like three out of twelve carts. What the fuck? But it's like, get the Poisonberry experience, try this. And Lindsey's like, and then I had to pay for most

of it. Because the coupons they had, like, were... What the fuck? That's how they get you. It was like three heavy hitters of Poisonberry, but like, all the other ones were like, uh, it's not included. That's so crazy. I was gonna give you the tidbit. I was like was like man this is gonna be so exciting anyway and then you're like yeah we're not going i was like hmm well they get the elote with the boysenberry butter boysenberry mayo and uh cotija cheese did they get the breakfast with boysenberry hollandaise

egg bacon cheese and green onion you keep asking i'll look for the pictures. Okay. It's not going to be that far back. There's also a sushi burrito with spicy crab surimi, avocado, lettuce, crispy onions. I'm waiting for the boysenberry sauce. It's great because I remember Lindsey going- Unagi sauce and boysenberry sweet chili dipping sauce. Lindsey went and was like- Yeah, I mean, it was all right. Yeah.

It was clearly an underwhelming experience. No way. But it's overwhelming for me still because of the fact especially I got more excited when I found out we weren't going I was like it's even more valuable now this is fucking Snoopy's goal it makes it even better

oh another thing like we've had it so long my kids started playing with it and I had to take it away I was like stop fucking playing with Snoopy that's not for you this is for my gray haired friend at work oh here this is for my gray-haired project work. Oh, here. Here, hang on. This is for my adult producer.

Let me take you on a tour. Okay. Got it. Lindsay at Knott's. We're looking at the pictures and describing them. Looking like a lot of fun. Giving a thumbs up. Yep. Lindsay, now in front of a Boysenberry stand. Welcome to the farm.

Lindsey having fun at the park. Oh, is that Montezuma's Revenge? And that's all the pictures. That's just that one thing. I got more. Oh, a little nighttime at the park. Oh, is that Slimy? I mean, they spent their time there. Wow.

Get your money's worth. Oh, the Rio Grande. Shops. Really, this just makes me want to. I love that. It's just. It's like we're there. Yeah, with Lindsay.

Yeah. This is, which is great because we're good again. Wow, look at this. We're no longer, no longer ex. There's a video. Is that Snoopy? Wow, now everyone else was there too. Crazy. Wow. Wow, now everyone else was there too Crazy Wow

This is insane I told you it'd be a good one This is fucking crazy Like I'm there I sent them there to do this And then we didn't go And then we didn't go Okay, but your marriage

is extra welcome. Oh, dude. Well, you know, everything's great. Oh, okay. Pie. The boysenberry. Boysenberry cotton candy.

Cotton candy, yeah. Boysenberry corn dog? Yeah, it looks like a corn dog with some mustard. Mustard? Is it a pretzel dog? I don't think it's a pretzel dog.

No, not a pretzel dog. That's some stuff. That looks like a dessert of some sort. I don't think so. I can't really see. No, maybe it is. No? I don't think it's a pretzel dog. No, not a pretzel dog. That's some stuff. That looks like a dessert of some sort. I don't think so. I can't really see. No, I don't think so. Oh, yeah, maybe sprinkles.

Maybe sprinkles. He knows. I can spot a dessert. There's the boy! The boys based in... Oh, yeah. They brought him home in the bag, and I was like, looks like you're fucking killing him. He's just like a plastic bag over his head.

I don't even know what this is. That's under the... Oh,'s... That's the rubby thing they were doing. I don't know why. I went, stop sending me pictures of rubby. Send me fucking Snoopy. I want Snoopy. I want Snoopy. Not rubby. And that's that. That's

fucking crazy. That rules. What an episode this has been. This is nuts. Filled with everything. Redemption. What an episode this has been. This is nuts. Filled with everything. Redemption. You know what this was? This was a culmination.

Truly a culmination. This was us really giving the pretzel crust pizza a chance. The triangle. Everything came to a point. Right here. And getting to the boysenberry stuff and like it all just came together.

I just want once in my life to go to the Boys in Paris festival. I feel like I already have in a way more than him at least. Yeah really and you live there. Me too. It's true. I mean that's a good get. I live vicariously through Rocco's videos every year. I watched it again this year being like it could have been us. I left the price tag

on for two reasons. Like one to make it like official to like out of the box and two like just so you know. You could sell that on Poshmark and say NWT, new with tags. Whoa. Wow. Okay. I won't do that.

I'm glad to finally get rid of it. Yeah. Just in a sense of like- It's been in his pants for so long. Well, again, no, because I had to make sure it was somewhere I didn't lose it, but man, my kids liked it. Yeah. And as I was saying, not for you.

It's very cool. Not for you. I want to play with it, and I'm also a grown up. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. kids liked it. Yeah. And I was going to say, not for you. It's very cool. Not for you. I want to play with it, and I'm also a grown-up. Go for it. Boresomeberry Snoop. I mean, he should be probably like the jammer Snoop, right? Yeah. Eric can be his dad, but he can live here.

Dude, you know what's funny about Snoopy is when the guy who made it, his- I can't make him do the zombie dance. Who's the guy that did Snoopy? Charles Schultz. Right. When Charles Schultz when his like VP got tried to get murdered

by his wife. Yeah. He paid the bill for her to get out. That's so great. He's like hey you tried to shoot my VP aka your husband

but we're friends and also also you shot or you tried to shoot at the receptionist who was having an affair with you. But look, everybody's kind of at fault here. I'll pay the half million dollars bail. And then she ended up being found not guilty. She just shot him twice, but he didn't die.

It was fine. I didn't know that detail about Charles Schultz. And then people were going, Charles Schultz, what the fuck? Why did you pay for this woman? He's going, she's fine. She's a wonderful woman. I knew that he owned the land where there was a Hooters in town. Yeah.

Yeah. Snoopy Hooters. Yeah. Oh, he ate. He ate. I'm sorry, what? He called it Snooters. Charles Schultz?

Nick did. No, I can see how you'd be confused. Nick. Nick called it Snooters. Nick called it that. This is fine, though. I'm more of a Heathcliff man myself. I go into Hooters and I'm like...

I stick my nose in the air when I dance back and forth. I do this one. We should wrap this up. This has been a crazy episode. What an episode. What a spit and silly. This is true.

What started with pizza ended with boysenberry Snoopy. Who would have thought? This episode started with pizza. It ended for us with pizza, but it's going to start with pizza have actually well yeah this episode started with pizza it ended for us with pizza but it's gonna start with pizza

this is the first episode because it's out of order yep in the next one you're gonna be remember when you kept saying

I wish I had a boysenberry snoopy yeah yeah yeah it's not gonna make any sense now cause they're gonna go he just got one people are gonna be

like oh man how does this I don't understand I just lost it yeah and also why do you keep saying that

stop saying I hope I get gifted something today presents did you guys bring me presents today? Stop saying. I hope I get gifted something today. Presents? Did you guys bring me presents today? And everyone kept saying no. Now I get it.

You better get that outro ready. Yeah, hey, it's at Face Jam Pod on Twitter, on Instagram. If you want to see the Boysenberry Snoop, that is where you can see it. You can follow us there. We have RTX coming up. That's July 7th through 9th. Will Snoopy be there? Boysenberry Snoop might make an appearance. I can't

confirm or deny. Oh, shit. Watch out, monkey. Just saying. Well, okay. I think he actually said we'll get sued. Yeah, it's true. Fuck, I forgot. So, rtxaustin.com if you want to get tickets. Your face. Hey, thanks for listening to

Spittin' Silly and for Spittin' Snoopy. Don't forget to listen to a new episode of Face Jam next week. That's right, it's next week. Tell a friend about the show where we do whatever we want and we go wherever we want. If we can't go, we send our wives and we send Snoopies back home. No Snoopy left behind. Snooters.