100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Mead with Cat

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

Our Heroes are once again joined by former Face Jam Intern Cat for another Spittin Silly. Is this the beginning of a collaborative relationship? Are is everyone just flying high off this mead we got in the mail? Pop a top, crack a can, just don't make me wait too long. It's a 40 proof Spittin Silly coming your way now. Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM Nuts dot com http://nuts.com/facejam and Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I don't start till the timer starts. Oh yeah, the batteries. Why don't you turn it back on? Alright, cancel the show. Cancel the show. No, no, do the intro. It died last time. So it can die again and we don't know how long we're into the episode?

Yeah. Use your brain. No. Hey, make me. If my dad couldn't, you won't. Welcome to Spittin' Silly, the Fortnite podcast where anything can happen. How'd I get all the way over there? Like Michael's phone.

Did you just give him my phone? Honestly, I thought that was Kat for a second. I thought Kat did that also. God. What? This is crazy. So we're still going with this episode, huh? Yep.

Jordan Sweers alongside my co-host, Michael Jones. Yo. Michael, where's your your phone I got it she was on the last episode not on this one but still nearby you can be on this one you just have to talk into the microphone alright well that's let's not get crazy okay

Kat moved to get closer to the mic and heard that and like went back went back to sitting down this isn't Kat related this is what is this guy gonna be inviting guests well willy nilly every episode closer to the mic and heard that and like went back here's what i'm back to sit down cat related this is what is this guy gonna be inviting guests while willy-nilly every episode you're here i don't give a fuck the problem is she's taking you seriously okay we need to put us what do you mean i'm the boss around here yeah don't listen to him what the fuck well but real, you can be on the episode. Yeah, absolutely, Kat. Roll up to the microphone.

Unless Eric says. If Eric insists on saying it, you cannot. So, this is a little bit of a different episode. You know what would have been good? Yeah. If we had some time, because then she could have responded to some of her new book fans. Oh, the hundreds and hundreds of followers since the last episode. What do you, okay, let's assume, Kat, that. It's hundreds of followers since the last episode. What do you... Okay, let's assume

Kat that... It's been two weeks since the last episode. You've blown up. Conservatively, 3,400 new followers. You're the T-Swift of your friend group now, so go ahead. What's it like? How are you feeling? How are you living differently?

How do you think you're feeling? It hasn't happened yet to you. How many people do you think came up to you and said, oh my god, you living differently? How many people have come up to you and said it's cat me and you? How many people do you think came up to you and said, oh my god, you're cat and pointed at you? One. And it was the same guy. It's Nick again.

You know what, this could be good because you might get someone to read a book. That's true. That's my only goal. That's my mission in life. Someone listened to Face Jam. They listened to Spit and Silly. Yeah.

And the episode ended and they went, what is this boop? They went, I'll try. Yeah. I mean, honestly, if anything, tell your wife about it and then she'll go, ooh, that's fun. Hang on. Hang on. Hold the fucking phone. Nick's message. Put. Hang on. Hold the fucking phone. Nick's message.

Nick's a fucking freak. We're talking about all these books. Look at this fucking It just held up a sign that says I want to read. I'm just gonna tweet that out. You can read it as

I want to read or I want to read. Somebody teach me. Oh, my God. Yeah. He's upset about it. A little bit of a different episode. What is it? For Spit and Silly, we kind of do whatever.

Sometimes it's food-based, sometimes food court, which will be the next one. It wasn't going to be food-based, by the way. I'd like to again repeat. Thank God. Hey, you're welcome. Today, we have a snack, kind of, I guess, sent in by a fan.

This is from... Now, is it a real fan, or is it a sponsor? You fucked up. No, no, no, this is from a fan. By the way, can we get some more of those nuts? I really want more. Those are fucking delicious. Oh. No, no, no. This is from a fan. By the way, can we get some more of those nuts? Nuts.com. I really want more. Check out nuts.com. Those are fucking delicious.

Oh my God. Go to nuts.com. Oh, it died again? Yeah. It died and then went almost five minutes. So they're telling me that first death was bullshit. I got this going, baby. Wow.

Is that your skin? Yeah. It's ODB. What's wrong? That, remember when we were in Chicago? Yeah. And my SIM card died and the guy saw my background and he went i'll give you this for free yeah i do it's fucking awesome

cool shit um so this is from javier uh my name is javier and three years ago i sent my home-brewed meat so we've had meat from this guy before it was like a long time ago i don't remember it exactly this is this is good i've been meaning to send some more in, but the pandemic happened, and I thought it best not to send something homemade during the pandemic. Javier is a smart man. That's very smart. Thank you. I enjoyed RTX last year, and after talking with Eric, that's me, I decided to send more

because of me. Why are you talking to him? Yeah. Well, what's he going to do? Talk to you? He's gettable. Yeah, that's true. He's just looking for something to do.

He was doing what Kat was doing, where he was just standing in the middle of the convention and going, I'm Eric, I'm here. Kat's waving two hands. I'm here. I'm me. It's me, it's me. I found an empty booth last year at RTX, and I just hung up a meet and greet sign, and nobody came.

It's just my wife Standing four feet off And we're both waiting Fucking empty Oh is she in line It was pretty good Did you tell her To stand there So that people know

Where to line up Kicking the football It's all good I missed It was No Therapist No she does football

One nickel Who was the kid With the blanket Lioness Oh Who was the Snoopy Snoopy's the dog Woodstock Who was the kid with the blanket? Lioness. Who was the... Snoopy. Snoopy's the dog.

Who was the... Boysenberry. Oh, that's Boysenberry. Snoop, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, we snooping. Oh, we snooping. He likes it a lot.

I like Snoopy. He has Boysenberry Snoopy. Ken likes Snoopy? Ken has no idea what's going on. Oh my god, I love Snoopy. Are you kidding? Now, what if Snoopy were purplish? What if he had Boysenberries all over him?

Yeah, you'd want to gobble him up. But don't. Yep, it's Snoopy still. Here's my latest batch of my experimental plantain mead. Let's get experimental. This batch has roasted plantains, bochette honey, which is caramelized honey, and vanilla.

I approximate, and this is why I brought cups and all these bottles and we're not each drinking one. Yeah, we are. I approximate the ABV to be at around 18%. Yeah, that seems on par for me.

Drink wisely and share with friends. It's not your traditional snack, but I hope you all enjoy it. You're right, Javi. It's not our traditional snack, but that's why we're doing a whole episode of Spit and Silly about it. You drink it first, though. Yeah, we'll see what happens. The first time I had mead was at the Sherwood Forest Fair that goes on here.

Yeah, the Renaissance Fair. And I had never had it before and was like, this is amazing. It's so good. It's sweet. It's sweet. It's delicious. Easy to drink. They don't tell you that it is very alcoholic. I knew it was at least a little bit.

But yeah, it was at least in that 18 to 20 range. And I got sloshed that day. You get pretty ripped on that. See that? How's that smell? It smells strong. Earlier. It smells mostly like alcohol.

Earlier I was talking to Michael. It smells almost like liquor. It does smell a lot like liquor. Like whiskey. This smells like mead. Yep. It's like, it's very burning and then just a little hint of sweetness. Put it in your mouth.

All right. Now let's give it a couple minutes. Fuck off. That is so good. He's just baiting us. He's just baiting us. So I thought it was really funny. Michael and I were talking before the episode. And I asked Michael if he had ever had me before.

And you were like, yeah. Thank you. But it's always like somebody who made it themselves and brings it yeah and i just thought it was so funny that this is a homebrew oh i mean i don't think i've ever do they sell me yes they do because it's always it's always somebody pulling it out of a backpack you know is the best when it's some that's some guy pulling out so it was good cat if you're not familiar with mead, it's like honey wine. You ferment honey.

Fuck, that's good. That is, fuck, how good that is. It actually tastes way better than it smells. It smells like liquor. It tastes like candy. That's very good. So honey. It has a little bit of the warmth going down, like a whiskey does.

I'm feeling whiskey. It doesn't burn. It doesn't burn at all chest feeling warm i'm warm like whiskey feeling risky it's um okay rut row like scooby-doo again this is this is why it's dangerous conditional facts like what are we just at here? Just drink this. I'm sorry, conditional facts? Nutritional. Nutritional facts. Yeah, what are they? Do we know?

No carbs. No sugar. Nice. Packed protein. I like it. Whoa. Protein, yeah. One sip is like 80 proteins.

More than a core power, you said, I think. Uh-huh. They're calling this more power? Wow. It's a cow, but it's stronger. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, Javier, what the fuck?

This is so good. This is experimental. You should make this and just go out on the street and sell it. Just to whoever. Just have people walk by. Just to whoever of any age. Just sell it. You want some delicious treat, just keep saying,

Eric Bedora said it's like candy. It is like candy. Just be handing it out. For money though People gotta pay for it Yeah What do you think of it Jordan? I think it's really good

It's I think it's insulted As most things That are any good at all By these Fucking stupid cups I know I feel like

This isn't the way to drink it This is like a delicious Like brew It needs to aerate You know whatever And it's like Here's a shitty coffee cup Like it's a fucking piece of shit.

He's so mad. God damn it. Not even a fucking glass. Ruh-roh. I'm the monster here. You know, I'm the slob. And I'm going, can we put it in a glass? Like, Javier went through so much effort. And you pour it in a fucking

stupid earth cup. I think making meat is notoriously easy, I think. It's the thing that everyone does. Yeah, that's why everyone does it. And whoever doesn't do it just doesn't do it because they don't want to. Boring. So easy. The thing about mead is when you do it, it

takes so long because you have to bottle it, let it sit so nothing gets in right and then after a month you pour it into a different thing to let it ferment longer and then it's like well it's six months can I four bottles fermentation

in general yeah oops can I ask a question as my outrage grew over this cup yeah uh-huh looking at it did anyone notice or can explain to me why it says sippy hole here? Because it's, that's where you're supposed

to put the lid. But what does it matter where it goes? Because it's the direct opposite of the seam on the back. Is that a problem? Probably. What is?

I'm sure. Oh God, no! Sippy hole here? So I was going to say, that's the worst part is that it's sippy. There's like a less than 1% chance that it could go through the crack and burn you or something.

So it's probably liability. I guess it's a double whammy of insane that it's on here. I've never seen it. So guess what? If I was going to put that sippy hole in the wrong spot, this wouldn't have saved me. They discreetly hid it under the rim where you can't read it. It's literally hidden like, we have to put it here rim where you can't read it. It is under the hole. It's literally hidden

like we have to put it here but we don't want to. We'll show you. But the other thing is and maybe more so they just went with sippy hole here. That sucks.

Sippy hole here. Aren't we having fun? Earth Cup, what the fuck are you doing? This is sippy hole here. They did that so that way we could do this. Yeah, that's true.

They're mindful of podcast content. Yeah, now we're talking about it. Yeah, we should be someone should be able to get about three, way we could do this. Yeah, that's true. They're mindful of podcast content. Yeah, now we're talking about it. Somebody should be able to get about three, four minutes out of this. Earth Cup, we're the solution, not the pollution. Yeah, I mean, that's well and good. I've never recycled this. That's well and good, but you're ruining my art.

That's it. Okay? I'm going to give a shit about the Earth. Give me something not biodegradable that's right I want to use it once and then discard it forever styrofoam now I'm not only an earthling I'm an American

dammit this planet will regret birthing me what did Javier say was in this a little bit of vanilla so it's experimental plantain plantains are great they're cool A little bit of vanilla and pralines? So it's experimental plantain. Oh, bananas. Oh, bananas. Yep.

Yeah. Those are little bananas, right? Plantains are great. Mm-hmm. Okay. They're cool. So it's mostly honey, right? Like, what it is is...

It tastes like it. Yeah. It is mostly honey, and that's what you're looking for. And jet fuel. The fermentation, yes, it is. I think I'm getting a hint of, like, that plantain. This guy and Alfredo, their eyes go like that in a second. I get excited.

It's not that. It's, what do you mean? It just looks like you're underwater. Your eyes are so wet. I'm almost drowning all the time. They're so glossy. The honey ferments. It's what becomes the alcohol.

But when you have the other notes, the vanilla and that plantain, it's fucking, it's so. Yeah, because it's already so sweet and drinkable. It's so easy to drink. He's getting really excited about it. It's so easy to drink. And you were gonna make us drink this without drinking. We don't all get one each. No, we don't. But here's the thing. I'm taking one. We have another one.

It was not on the list. Whoa. Floral? Floral? Blueberry. I don't think we have another one. We have three more Right but these are all plantain ones Right that's fine They're getting drank That's all I'm saying

Okay That's all I'm saying Let's finish these real quick You said this is banana berry This one's banana berry Yeah I've been making banana bread Like crazy by the way Have you really

I've made like four or five loaves In the past month Wow You put nuts in it I haven't gotten there People are like outraged by this Let me learn how to make The goddamn loafers.

Sure, sure. Do you do it with protein powder? No. Oh, really? Not yet. That's something I want to look into. Again, I just want to make

the perfect banana bread first. Then I'm going to start doing nothing. I probably won't even do frosting or anything. No. No needs. No needs.

But I love nuts. Yep. I can't really like that. Dot com. I love nuts. I love nuts really like that.com I love nuts I love nuts.com I love well I was gonna say

I'll buy them and put them just get them to me I've never been a big banana bread guy and then I went to Hawaii where it's all over the fucking place

and it's all homemade probably real good it's all little stains on the side of the road cream cheese what is no I know I know

I know you can I literally was just like I'm probably not gonna put anything on it I don't like the sweets anyway and he wrote cream cheese it What is... No, I know. I know. I know you can. I literally was just like, I'm probably not going to put anything on it. I don't like the sweet. Anyway. And he wrote cream cheese. It's not sweet. But also cream...

How does somebody interject with a sign? I don't get it. You're talking about cream cheese. He's like Wile E. Coyote. He's just talking about straight cream cheese. Yeah, but if Wile E. Coyote was interrupting a podcast... Is cream cheese sweet? I guess not.

No. What flavor is cream cheese sweet? I guess not. No. What flavor is cream cheese? It's right on the cusp. It's close, though. Right on the cusp. I don't want to scream you're wrong because you're not, but it's close.

It's close. It's close. Anyway, I like banana bread now. It's good? I'll make you some. Oh, baby. That's a spit and silly episode, baby. Michael's banana bread.

That's fine. Here's what I... Cat can't wait to come back. I'll do a banana bread that's a spit and silly episode, baby. Here's what I don't. That's fine. Michael's banana bread. That's fine. Here's what I. Oh. Cat can't wait to come back. I'll do a banana bread, and then I'll do banana bread with nuts. Wow. That'll be. Okay.

And then we can see if you're ready or not. Yeah. And in between me making the two of them, I'll have blood drained. And so we'll see. We'll have a control group where I have blood and then one with less blood and see if that affects the bread at all. See if you got worse at it. I found the first recipe. You know, it's like the powder, the mix.

And it was like, you need your own bananas. And I said, okay, and I used it. And then I couldn't find that damn same one again. Oh, no. And the other ones don't call for bananas. What? So I'm not using them. But it's not nearly as good because it's all in the mix.

You're making bread? Well, I mean, I'm going to be honest. I think even in the other one, the two bananas probably account for very little of the banana flavor. I still probably, probably about 95% of the powder. But I feel like I'm adding more because I go, I put those bananas in myself. Could be adding some texture. You know? Hey.

Some fullness. Well, you're supposed to, you know, use ripe bananas. Yeah, you use like the brown. But if they're not ripe, you cook them for 30 minutes in the oven. Yeah. Insta-ripe them. They're not as good, but they're better than yellow. Yep. I've been learning about banana bread.

All right. You ready for blueberry floral? Absolutely, I am. Interesting. Very different. Here, I'll serve around. Lighter color. Sounds like pee-pee.

Mm-hmm. Looks like pee-pee, too. Whoa. Thank you. I don't know if he was laughing at you or me. I don't know. That's like a thinner consistency. Okay, that answered that question.

It's a hint. Yes, yes. I tune him out. When I get an answer, I don't want it. It's the opposite. Yes, yes. I tune him out. I tune you in. When I get an answer, I don't want it. It's the opposite. I go in. It's a hint bluer.

There's a little. It is a little bluer, and it smells way more. It's blueberry. Yeah, that's blueberry scent. I'm going to be so honest. I had a lot of the plantain one in my cup still, so I'm drinking a cocktail right now. Whoa, you're doing plantain blue? She said you want to mix it?

I said go ahead and mix it. I mean, that's probably a decent mix. This one's interesting because it's way less honey. Yeah. It's like not as sweet. You're so right about thinner. It is thinner, but it's still so easy to drink. It is.

This is more like a juice. Yes, it is. It's way juicier. It's like a beet juice. Way less of like that liquor smell. Yeah. Cat did a little crab hands. She did.

She did. I liked it. It's way juicier. I don't think it even comes close to the banana one in terms of liquor. If I were to drink this and I didn't know it was mead, I would think it's some sort of blueberry wine. Yeah, definitely blueberry wine. I would not think know it was mead I would think it's some sort of blueberry wine yeah definitely I would not think it's a mead just the way you use juicier

as a juice and not juice as in like the steak is juicy and I liked it no I like it this apple juice is juicier than it should be it's juicier than the other apple juice it definitely has like a little like hint of like a bluer kind of color

it's not as cloudy I, would be the other thing. And because I drink more water now. Mm. Different. Nick, what do you think? Okay. He likes it. Now, let me ask you this, Kat, because I feel like it really hasn't ramped up.

He's been like this for a while. Does Nick seem more animated than you remember? Or is he still doing this? Like last time you were here when he was hiring. I'd say it was maybe a little bit more, but I'd say it's about the same.

The whiteboard's new. The whiteboard's new. It's probably the environment too because I couldn't tell if it was like, wow, Nick's. Yeah. He's more than usual.

Or it's because Kat's sitting directly. He's behind her. Right. Yeah. So anytime he starts causing a scene, she has to be like, God, what's happening?

And it's just constantly her looking over her shoulder. Um, he's right behind me. I feel like this, it's the worst setup. Man, I hate the sauce monkey. He's right behind me and he's breathing hard in that mask

with his dead fucking eyes. Is he tight enough? God damn. Man. That's where my butt came out. That's where it's still coming out. There's a place up in Georgetown, I believe, that is a winery that does fruit wines as well. This really reminds me that I went up there once, and it's dangerous. I got a peach and a blueberry. I thought you meant Georgetown, and I was like, Jordan, let me tell you.

Georgetown, that is... No. Boy, you have the shelter bro you gotta be careful bro not dangerous georgetown oh my god dangerous for me what i would recommend this is the the what i think of there's a place in San Diego called Lost Cause it's in kind of like the brewery row

where like Green Flash and all like these other places Ballast Point it's around there hey how come I don't see Ballast Point out here anymore they got bought by InBev I think

and so they just and now they're not in Texas now it's just there's less is he writing I gotta find it I don't there's less. Is he writing? I gotta find it.

I don't know. That sucks. No, no, no. He's not writing. I was more looking at Kat. Kat. Because this was the part where you guys talk about shit, and I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. A meadery.

And I assume she also didn't know what the hell you were talking about. A meadery. And I was just kind of nodding like, this is normal. Turn on your water. Okay. Hang on. Hey, Kat, check this out. That's my favorite thing.

That cup is so cool. Now you can have shaken water. So now he can put his flavored syrups in there, and it just stirs it right up. Are you going to drink it while it's spinning? Oh, my God. Oh, that surprised me because I forgot I put raspberry water in it. There you go.

I thought something had gone wrong. Somebody's meeding my water. Dude, I'll meed my water. There's a place called Lost Cause in San Diego that's a meadery. There are a few meaderies. Wait, is it mead or meat? Mead. M-E-A-D.

Meadery. You made the same joke that Hector did. I wasn't really a joke. Mine wasn't a joke. Mine was a callback. Yeah, you weren't here for it. You weren't here for it. Thanks.

We make jokes while you're not here. No, everyone waits. Everyone sits quietly. About you. No, We make jokes while you're not here. No, everyone waits. Everyone sits quietly. About you. No. Everyone sits quietly while I'm not here. It is nice. I recommend going to a meadery.

There is Meridian Hive. Yeah. What? Meridian Hive in Austin. They have like the can. That's confusing. Is it in Austin or Meridian? Those are two different places.

Meridian Hive is the name of the place. It's in Austin, Texas. Are they from Meridian though? No. Because that's a place in Texas. Oh, I didn't know that. There's a neighborhood in Austin called Meridian. Shout out Meridian.

Shout out. Shout out the one person who lives in Meridian. They're going, that's me. Oh, wait, it's your cat. It's it's it's it's it's

mom who lives in Meridian she's not playing this for her mom she is Meridian Hive

is a meadery in San Diego in Austin it does draft they do cans so it's a

lower ABV but if you go I don't know if the tasting room is still open does it look more official or is it like a can that still. But if you go, I don't know if the tasting room is still open. Does it look more official, or is it like a can that still looks like some guy pulled out of his backpack? No, no, no. There's a label on it.

It's like, no one had another way to make a low-quality can. It looks like somebody spent time on it instead of— They are like aluminum cans, like, without any color on them, though. I mean, that's just to save money, though. That's about it. But they have a tasting room. I don't know if it's still open, but you can get their...

I want to taste more. They have their full... That should be the way to do it. I'm not a fan of drinking out of a can. I think going there... Thank you. I don't have anything else to... Oh, my God, dude.

It's definitely the plantain one. I don't have anything else to add to the story other than it's just the most, like, hipstery, pretentious thing, sounding thing i've ever done which was i went to vermont and in a small village went to a local meadery and sampled i feel like sample his way hipstery things okay well that's good yeah i feel like the vermont part really drives it home yeah vermont doesn't it doesn't scream hipster to me that's more yuppie to me oh yuppie to me.

Yuppie is a good way to put it. I would think so. I'm just saying. Yeah, you're a bit yupped. Don't get me wrong. It sounds excellent. It sounds like you're about to go skiing. That's true. That's what I'm saying. Cats even get hipster. Cats even throw them in there.

Hang on. What's going on here? Thanks for the maple syrup. I did bring me So he remembers Well, yeah, he's like a crow like two years ago. I like it too I like it. I like it too because sometimes you see him right and get excited You know what? It's gonna be because it could be from five minutes ago My eye it takes me a second to like see that far. And then you got to read through his chicken scratch.

And so it's like, it's such an event. Like it's like unwrapping a present. You know, you're like finding out as you're reading it. Right. And then it, and then sometimes it sucks. And you're like, that was not worth our time. You're immediately let down. Yeah.

I do hope Javier comes to RTX again this year because we're doing our live show and I'd love to drink meat at our live show. Okay. So Javier C. I don't want to say his last name, but. You sound like you're getting broken up over it. Javier C. Have you come to RTX? My best friend.

He recognized me. It is. Do you also make meat though, Javier? Because if you were a meat and mead guy, I'm just saying. It would be confusing, but I would like it. How would it be confusing? Meat and mead. Yeah, but he has both, so how would it be confusing?

Right, but if you only want one, I'll take the mead. If you want one, you fuck right off. That's what I say. You want the meat? I want the mead. Meat? Now you sound like Hector. Third base.

Hello! Folks, we have fun. It's uh You're talking about Duncan Hammer You're talking about Duncan Hammer Are you talking

About Duncan Hammer Cause you got a guy Named Duncan Hammer And then You just like You Duncan You go I'm Duncan on someone

No not Duncan Someone Duncan Hammer You want a hammer guy No I don't want hammer I want Duncan Hammer You haven't someone. Duncan Hammer. You want to hammer a guy? No, I don't want Hammer. I want Duncan Hammer. You haven't heard about Duncan Hammer? This is really One time, I don't know, a month

or so ago, Patrick Salazar said third base and I said, hey, I had a third base in my head on the drive to work today about a guy named Duncan Hammer. And he was like, what in the fuck are you talking about? The sentence itself is fucking crazy

it's pretty good though right the monkey simply says talking about dunking hammer I'm just saying think about it could be two guys could be one guy hey you dunking hammering people we don't even need a real set we go over to the studio black and white filter monkey in a mask Eric you're wearing

like hiked up baseball manager shorts you're wearing like hiked up manager, baseball manager short pants. You're Buster. Uh-huh. You're that guy Buster. What's his name? You know who I'm talking about? Scruggs? Black and white guy. No, no, no. The black and white actor. He's not black and white. I was going to say Buster

only. Buster only. No, not Buster only. Not Buster only. That's you. You just do a Duncan Hammer bit and we just recreate it. Uh-huh. That's great. And you just do a Duncan Hammer bit, and we just recreate it. That's great. We're going to be millionaires. Well, you guys will be. Right.

Catch up. Everyone claps for you, and then we stand, and we clap for you also. Well, and then maybe they'll clap for you. Okay, great. If we're in the mood. Why is he so into it? He's excited for us. I'm excited for us at RTX.

How long have we been going? We got three minutes. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is now a good time to make the announcement? For what? The Spin Silly?

The Spin Silly event? What Spin Silly event? The Cat Trilogy? What's the Cat Trilogy? We've done two. We'll just put her in the next one. That was my thought. He's announcing it to everyone. What an announcement. I mean, at this point. We've done two. We'll just put her in the next one. He's announcing it to everyone. What an announcer.

I mean, at this point, that kind of crossed my mind. Kat, you want to stick around for food court? We should have inventized this from the beginning. Kat, you want to stick around for food court? Can we do lots of press material for it? And then when they get to the episode, they go, why are they not talking about the cat trilogy?

The cat trilogy. We here at Face Jam are always considering the elevation of our fan base. And the choice is through a digital medium. A unique digital experience. Our partnership of FaceJam XCat thinks we will reach a new C underscore A. Man, we said spit and silly today, we meant it. This is good. Then you busted out the mead.

It's the mead. It's the blood. Yeah, it's true. Dude, I had no blood. Now I have so much blood. Well, now you have so much mead. Yeah. Yeah, which is turning into blood as we speak.

Yeah. I think that's the problem. It's replacing your blood. Yeah, Nick grabbed more. It was scary because I was sitting here, and then he appeared. A hand came in. He started suckling from his fingers at first, which was odd. But then he retracted his finger tongues.

Finger tongues. And went back to posing as a normal person. So are you sure you're not having your mom listen to this? Which one would be better? The first one or this one? Yeah, which one? I mean, you're in more of the first one, I would say. Yeah, you have a choice.

I told you about the second one. Just shut back. But maybe this one might be better for your mom to listen to. There was less needles in this one. There was more needle talk, but less physical needles. It's true. It's true. Look at his eyes.

Look at him. He's losing it. I was fucking out of my mind. Oh, my God. We have another one of these? Christ. These food courts are going to be awesome. I'm excited.

The food courts that I picked, I don't know if they're debatable, but you want to dunk and hammer? I also like, man. Third base. I don't want to hype up content we haven't filmed yet. I don't want to hype up content we have filmed, let alone content we haven't. But if you're listening to this new, man, you got to wait two weeks for what I'm very excited. Just know.

You're like, I woke up at 2 a.m. or whatever it is. I'm listening to Face Jam. My finger's on the pulse. I got everything fresh and hot. You're listening to this. We're about to do food court in like 10 minutes. You got to wait two weeks.

You have to wait two weeks. I'm ready. I'm going to fucking slam these meads in between. Don't ever. Oh'm ready. I'm going to fucking slam these meads in between. Dunk and hammer. Oh, man. All right. Well, come to RTX July 7th through 9th. RTXAustin.com.

Can Kat read the food courts? Oh. That's my job. Right. That's what I asked. Can she do it? She's line producer. Yeah.

Yeah. Kat can do it. Yeah. See? Yay! The trilogy. The beginning of the end. Well, it's the trilogy. Yeah, no shit. Well,. Yeah. Yeah The beginning of the end The trilogy part one

This is the end of act two so we're kind of at our low point Heroes down it out a hero's dream Feeling that this is not gonna be a happy ending for me I have a feeling that this is not going to be a happy ending for me. Eric's like Luke Skywalker. He's just lost his arm. This is the second time I've had an intern take over for my job. This sucks.

I hate this. Don't do it better. What was the first time? Gracie. Oh, Gracie stabbed him in the back. He fucking got hammered with the Saweetie meal. Yeah. That's fucking bullshit. That was an old timer.

Yeah, that sucked. Fuck that. That was some of our best work. I think I had something to do with that. Oh, yeah. We all kind of were like- Conspired against me. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That was good. I like seeing you down. Great. Well, here we are. You're just kind of wallowing in a little bit. You're like-

Uh-huh. You're like- Yeah. You're like Voldemort when he's like a weird little freak baby, and he's like- On the floor, and they're like, he's pathetic. You're like Voldemort when he's like a weird little freak baby and he's like on the floor and they're like, he's pathetic. You're like that, right? What did he say? He said, Batman died in Dark Knight Rises.

Eric's Batman. You're Batman. Am I the Dark Knight? Yeah. Well, the Dark Knight is also Batman. So I don't know. I've never seen the movie. Well, just saying. The cat's been quiet for 10. So I don't know. I've never seen the movie.

Kat's been quiet for ten minutes. Kat, am I the Dark Knight? I'm just saying, Nick said Eric's Batman, and then Kat asked if she was the Dark Knight. Clearly not knowing that is Batman, the same person. I've never seen that movie. Oh my God.

It's not just in the movie. I think Nick might be Bane. Let's fucking wrap this up. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Do the outro. movie oh my god it's just just so you know it's not just in the movie he's always i think nick might be bane let's fucking wrap this oh hell yeah do the outro oh you saw those pictures i had him yep doing i call them bane ups yeah when nick doesn't pull up their bane up can you do the outro in a bane voice oh my god i can't talk i can't talk, thanks for listening to Spit and Silly, part two of the three-part cat trilogy. Don't forget to listen to a new episode of Face Jam next week.

If you have to pick one or the other, skip next week and listen two weeks to this show. You should listen to both. But if you had to choose, gun to your head. You have to pick. You need to see how the trilogy ends. Okay? I think Cat's mom might be on the episode. Tell our friends about the show

where we do whatever we want. Invite whoever we want. We won't let them leave. Goodbye. So fucking long.