100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Reviewing Stubbs Live at RTX

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

In what was supposed to be a live episode of Face Jam for our regular feed, Our Heroes make a pivot and make this a Spittin Silly exclusive. Have a listen to our live episode from RTX where Our Heroes review Stubbs BBQ, Michael eats pizza, and our Snack Attack attacks back. Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50, DoorDash DoorDash app and use promo code NOBUGS, and Farmers Dog http://thefarmersdog.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

. Come on. . No, he brought his sauce. He's repackaged them, that's fresh. Nick, that's how the music should sound every episode. Did you hear how loud and clear it was? Remember when we put him in a monkey mask so his ego wouldn't get too big?

Now look at him. He's a director level at this company. The sauce monkey isn't. Oh, I didn't do the intro. And he's a different person. Oh, yeah, we have to do the intro. Oh, sure. Here, you can't read, but there you go.

Pretend the music's playing. There you go. Just use the sound thing. Yeah, if anyone's got the sound keychain, just press it a hundred times. Go ahead and press that. Welcome to Face Jam, the show where we try every new fast food creation to let you know if you need it. You probably do.

I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Sweers. I'm this one. Oh. Hey. Jordan, how are you? You're looking at Nick now. I'm right here. Michael was up till 5 a.m.

Can you tell? I got it, though. I read all the words. Jordan, how the fuck are you? Yeah, I'm great. Yeah, we went to Stubbs. How are you? I had surgery.

We're at RTX. Thank you all for coming, for joining us here. Easy pop. Excited to be doing a live one. Let's have a Face Jam conversation. Is this a regular episode, or are we just going to put this out as spit and silly? Because I would like this to be a regular episode.

Yeah, but that's just because you're lazy. Now, I will agree with him, and that will be the end of my statement. Oh, okay, yeah. So now we know. Yeah. What is this? Oh, thank you.

I'm hungry. We eat on this show now? What? Well, it's live special. Oh, my God, and water. Okay, so Nick. I could be spitting silly now with that. It's true.

Yeah. Okay, so I guess it's a spitting silly episode I go back to the green room all the food was gone the coffee was gone at 1pm yeah they do not all of it most of it right so why you ate food so this will be a rare one hour long spitting silly

they were going to get there eventually you know just the way we work. We are the way it is. If it is to be said, so it is. How's your RTX going? How are you guys doing so far? I'm having a great time. I barely have seen Michael.

I think he's busy. I got wet this morning. It's true. I did see that. I was getting so wet. What does that mean. It's true. I did see that. I was getting so wet. What does that mean? It's crazy because it's so hot. You think you'd like it, but the draft was brutal. Oh, it is.

It's a draft. Yeah, it's a little cool in here. I think they put it under event on purpose. They did. There was an X on the floor. It simply marks the spot. We have. This is wet.

That's dripping. You're making a mess, dude. Look at this. Oh, it's all over the table. You moved it to the plate, and now it's dripping on the table. Before we go too, too far, our friend Javier has brought us more shine.

Is that allowed? It's mead shine something with a wood and I don't know. There's wood in it? Yeah, there's a little piece of wood. Why? Hold on. Flavor. That's bug territory.

No, wood is not bugs. You know what eats wood? Termites. You know what termites are? A bug. Right, but bugs aren't in here. This is just wood. Smug food. Alright, the monkey wants...

The monkey also wants me to hand this to Michael and say, for you, it's ketchup. No, it's a giant cup of Heinz marinara. Oh, I saw Heinz and assumed incorrectly. Who buys Heinz marinara? You go first.

He also wanted to give you ranch. I'm just saying. Okay. Have a sip. Maybe don't go insane style. Just sort of. It's going to come out of the monkey mouth and be half gone. That was way more.

Oh, my God. He said, I'm in space. Are you in this pizza? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can see, Michael, I can see how you're confused. I can tell you, I'm going to say 95. Wow, 95 for the pizza. I'm hungry.

That's good. The honey aroma really comes through. Good, not so much. Someone bought me a pretzel yesterday And they didn't today And that was the only thing that you had Alright, how's Javier's Mead shine

It's actually really good Is it? It's not too burny It's alcohol Oh, okay You can stop now. Okay. Is that a good grimace?

There's only one type of grimace. Go for it. After you. Oh, it's liquor whoa that's good I thought it was great the end is really nice Michael drank way too much of that to be

acceptable he's going to eat this pizza so we ate at Stubbs BBQ how many people ventured over to Stubbs? Who did their homework? Nice. Well, Stubbs, you're welcome for the business, first of all. Yeah, no kidding.

When we went and ate there, the only other people in the entire restaurant are people who are probably here today. Probably raised their hands. It was crazy to go into Stubbs, a place that I think we had said we all only went to for a music-like venue, and then going, I'm going to sit down and have some barbecue.

They are more famous for being a music venue and having sauce than they are being a barbecue restaurant. Yeah, I definitely think it's a sauce place first. But yeah, the monkey. Also, only one kind of sauce there. What was that? It was barbecue, I think. Yeah, why were you confused by that?

I kept asking that. I thought it was a stupid question then. It's a stupid question now. They sell more than just barbecue sauce at the grocery store. That's not where we were, though. We weren't at the grocery store. That's not where we were, though. We weren't at the grocery store. That's true. Don't be fooled.

We were not at the grocery store. We were at Stubbs down the street. Is your mouth getting all burned out? No, is yours? It just smells so overwhelmingly like honey. Is it because you poured it all over yourself? Oh, okay. Yeah, that's probably...

Yeah. That would be a good reason. Would you like some grated Romano cheese from Olive Garden to counteract it? That's not even sauce. Yeah, I'll take some. He said as he's expanding his horizons, I don't like sitting next to the monkey, because whoever sits next to the monkey gets all of it.

You get it. So sometimes we have to trade off, but when it's my turn, I hate it. That's how it's been at the Rat and Grackle Pub when we're doing signings and stuff. The monkey's unhinged. Something's wrong with him. So he had this little bag of stickers that he was handing out to people

and it came in this little like Ziploc bag. It's a sandwich bag. It's exactly like that. And he kept opening it and handing a sticker to people and going, first one's free. We don't know what that meant.

Yeah, we did. But he said it every time. There was never a second one. He said it every time or someone would be walking away and he's like, don't forget me. He can slide a sticker over. It was very odd. Rat and Grackle Pub, love it. That's been a good spot.

Love the Rat and Grackle Pub. I ate a hot dog. Michael got a pretzel. Absolutely. It was our vision when we went, I don't know, how about that? Yep. And then the standees that we have so you can take pictures of us when we're not there, great.

Now that you should utilize. You become the monkey. You can be the monkey. You can finally be the monkey. You can be this little freak. Whoa. All right. This guy comes in so often now to do pull-ups.

It's crazy. Is he really? It'll be like, he'll come in, do some pull-ups, leave, come back 13 minutes later. Do three more and leave. Second wind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said, hey, if you ever want to come on down to

pull-up town, you can come. You know, whatever. We're hanging out. And to me, that was like, oh, if I'm in here, whatever. And then Nick made it his sole mission to that was like, oh, if I'm in here, but whatever. And then Nick made it his sole mission to go, oh, I only go in there when you're not in there. So it's just like Jaren sitting there at a computer going, hello?

And Nick just walking in, doing pull-ups, and then walking out. That's what he does all the time now. Making Jaren watch him do pull-ups. Hey, check this shit out. I'll be talking to Jaren. He's like, yeah, Nick came in here. Awesome.

He walks in and goes, ooh. He does. I don't want to waste it. To keep it going, Stubbs Pinions? So I've had the Stubbs, the sauce. Yeah. I've never, I don't think I've ever been in the restaurant. I don't know if I ever had the sauce before moving to Texas,

but probably had it like a decade ago. And it was like, oh, this is pretty good. Barbecue sauce. And I also like their dry rub. They got good dry rub. They do, if you do like where you marinate, you could buy like the packages. So I'm familiar with the Stubbs and the man in the cowboy hat.

I think that's Mr. Stubbs. When you were saying Stubbs Restaurant, I said, Stubbs now for eats? I just kept saying that. Stubbs can eat? Stubbs now for eats meats? And so I went, I'll eat it. Open my hole. Here we go. And you kept saying, don't say that. Open my hole. Here we go. And you kept

saying, don't say that. Stop saying that. I'm going to say it as soon as we get there. Don't say it inside. If they say, how can I help you? I'll say, hole fill, please. That's why you said that. That's why I said that. Yeah, that's why she was so confused. And then Eric was thinking about getting mad

and then the fans were there and we looked so stupid and unprofessional because he was steaming. I wasn't steaming. He was steaming about the whole comment and losing a tuxedo. No, tuxedo's there. Yeah, but not then it wasn't. I don't think he had lost it yet. And at that point.

Oh, he'd fucking lost it. Oh, at that point, I think it was lost. He was losing something. What was that, Wednesday? Oh, it was gone. Well, you just didn't know yet. That is true. I thought Neil took it, and guess what?

He didn't. You were living in blissful ignorance. Oh, I told Jeff, Jeff, this RTX is going so well. Something so fucking bad is going to happen. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. And then you did it. And then at 5 on Thursday, Neil went, hey, fellas, where's the tuxedo? And the crowd went wild.

Uh-huh. Yeah. Which tuxedo are you talking about, by the way? That's Jackie Chan's tuxedo. Okay. Cha-cha-cha. There was probably more than one, right? I mean, I'm sure he wore the –

Yeah, I don't think it would be a – I'm just saying make the well then why did they call it the tuxedo. Yeah. There's only one. I think in the movie

there was one but in the making of the movie I don't understand. OK. Right. Well how many gadgets does yours have.

Zero comes out zero me when I get out of it. We talked about it and it just does electronic stuff. That's what the movie is. It, like, doesn't really... Well, this movie came out in, like, 2003,

and that was, like, burgeoning technology at the time. It was. A tuxedo with wires in it. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Welcome to the future. It didn't even light up.

No. Hell no. We should keep this moving along. Yeah, please. You're the host, so Doesn't seem like it. I agree. Jordan, let's get to your haiku. Oh,

okay. Make sure after I read this, everyone don't applaud like those crazy people over there. We want snaps. Save your snaps. Jesus. Known for sauce and bands, but smokes meat like so many.

Will Stubbs get a Dubs? I don't like that sound. No. I thought it was going to sound cool. It made my skin crawl. No, everyone crack your fingers at the same time. No! I thought it was going to sound cool.

It made my skin crawl. No, everyone crack your fingers at the same time. In Doug Funny, when his sister would snap, it was much louder than that. That is true, yeah. Judy would do that. Oh, that was her name. Not Patty Mayonnaise.

No, that's a different person. Do you know about the Dinks thing? Retroactively. Mr. Dink and Dinkleberg and Fairly Oddparents. The Dinks, dual income, no kids. That's why he always had stuff that was very expensive. This is before you were all born. Nickelodeon was a channel.

I got to explain channels. TV was before Netflix, there was TV. Radio was like a podcast. Opening his first restaurant in Lubbock, Texas in the mid-60s, Christopher Stubfield, a.k.a. Stubbs, idiot, didn't open his renowned Austin location until the mid-1990s. Wow. Wow. That one?

No. Oh, cool. Hang on, hang on. That one opened in the mid-90s, but there was a failed one that opened in 1989. You believe that? That's crazy. And that's when he started selling sauce. It was crazy.

It was a lot. But we're learning. We're learning, right? I'm teaching you. You're learning. Take this in. Stubbs Barbecue Sauce and Stubbs, the venue, that's where you eat it, my hole goes,

are owned by different groups, and in 2017, McCormick Spices, owner of the sauce, sued Stubbs, the venue where I fill my hole, because they were selling Stubbs Barbecue at Around Town and doing, quote, harm to the Stubbs brand. The Stubbs settled out of court, so both Stubbs will continue using the Stubbs name, so all Stubbs will remain being called Stubbs.

A very good name that when you hear it ten or more times, it activates you as a sleeper cell. Ah! I knew it! Oh, the monkey! That's what I was afraid of. Um, what? What happened?

The spice brand McCormick bought the exclusive rights to the sauce, the Stubbs barbecue sauce, and they had a handshake agreement with Stubbs, the venue, that they're going to sell barbecue and sell the sauce or whatever, and it'll be fine. And they can be called Stubbs, and Stubbs is also the barbecue sauce.

Eventually, they found out that Stubbs, the music venue, was selling barbecue at Mean Eyed Cat and other places down the road, but with other sauces. And they went, you can't do that. We're going to sue you. And then in 2015, no, 2017, I Oh, they're not allowed to do that. And they went, you can't do that. We're going to sue you. And then in 2015, no, 2017

I think, they said you have to change the name Stubbs the Venue. And so the original Stubbs almost lost the Stubbs name right to McCormick the Spice Conglomerate. They almost lost it to themselves. Yes, and so eventually

they made a settlement and now all stubs can be stubs. And the crowd goes wild. So what you're saying is all stubs are stubs, but not all stubs can be stubs. That's true. It's a rectangle square situation. Oh. Yeah. But see, you're learning.

And again, that's the important part. Do you think the next fact will be less convoluted? God, I hope so. Do you think the next fact will be less convoluted? God, I hope so. Stubbs BBQ sauce began being sold in stores in 1989 after Stubbs' second restaurant was shut down. Happy 34th anniversary to that bottle of sauce you've had in your fridge for six years

that you don't remember buying, but also your roommate said they didn't buy it either because they're vegan. So where did it come from? And what does being vegan have to do with barbecue sauce, dude? Doesn't make any sense. It was just as convoluted. It really was.

And you know what? It started out pretty good and then it got eric'd. What do you mean? It's a fact! When you sit down and see someone on a weekly basis, do they tell you to do creative writing and you just kind of get that out here? You kind of do a two-for-one? They say, well, you got some real talent.

Do it over there. I got a great show for you to try out your tight five. Now, I will say, waking up this morning and writing this fact sheet, it was incredibly difficult knowing I had to be at the convention center At around 9 To get coffee and get ready for other stuff So you're getting some real 7.30 stuff Which is much earlier

Than I typically write Michael was working out at 7.30 Did you sleep? Well it was 8 Did you sleep? Yeah, 2 hours What? I was out with Fiona.

We were out. I was in a building last night with my shirt off for probably about 80 minutes. Oh, my God. And I watched Alfredo's face as he approached through the fog, because there was fog. He came up the stairs, approached through the fog, saw me shirtless, and his face lit up like he got a PC on Christmas. That's what I was doing yesterday. I got this just to keep me going.

Yeah, we got to find the middle. If he stops, he dies. That's true. I was talking to Jordan this morning about my getting in and then my sleep and my exercise. And he goes, he just goes, you're going to die. You're going to shut your eyes and they're never going to open again. That's going to be it. You're going to be like Bender when he turned into a human.

You're just going to stop. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, another fact. Okay. Okay, here we go. Earlier this year's Colorado's... 730 he wrote this. Earlier this year's

Colorado's second highest court has dismissed a dentist's defamation lawsuit against a woman who left him negative Yelp reviews following her unsatisfactory root canals where she was, quote,

gaslit about her pain. I'm still here. Judge Sherry Fox said that Ms. Sullivan's reviews were not defamation and Dr. Stubbs must drop the case. I got mixed up.

This isn't about the barbecue place. I'm sorry. I thought it... The only way that could have been better is like, why did I write this? Why is Michael reading it? I just couldn't believe that he was also a dentist. And then I went, oh, he's not.

Oh, it makes sense. We learned earlier that his name isn't Stubbs. Yeah, it's Stubblefield. That's fucking dumb. Stubbs was smart. That was smart to call him Stubbs. I agree. The final fact, I'm sure, just riveting.

It's going to be groundbreaking. It's going to change everything we know about Stubbs. Stubbs Barbecue is a great venue for music and a medium place for barbecue. That's our show. Thank you for coming. Good night. Did that work?

They're buying it. Can I get more pizza? Do you have more pizza? Do you have more pizza? I don't have any more pizza. Do you have more pizza? I don't have any more pizza. He has sauce you can suck down. I'm not going to suck down sauce. If you had pizza ground up in a liquid, I'd suck it down.

Why? What do you mean why? Because then you could carry it around in a convenient package. Run me through your day today. You're like RTX. You opened your eyes. It's morning. It was very short short two hours of sleep

and I think I don't have time to crawl into my hot tub today to Lazarus and exercise because I it's already time to go and so I go well maybe I'll just do the hot tub and relax my muscles

and not exercise but then I was like but I'm doing my the hot tub and relax my muscles and not exercise. But then I was like, but I'm doing my son cosplay today. What am I going to not get my pump? Impossible. You got to look your best. So then I just fought through the pain and broken brittle bones. Did that for an hour. Took a shower.

Drove on over here. You drove over here? What do you mean? How else would he get here? Well, Lindsay drove. Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. I was kind of doing this. Then I got here.

I had a nice, big old dunk tank waiting for me, and I said, they won't hit it. They hit it. Oh, no. They kept hitting it. Every time I went in, I hurt my toe. I kept hitting my foot. I kept hitting my foot. It was always so my toe. I kept hitting my foot. It was always so startling. I was holding my phone.

I insisted. Why? Because I said, if you make me break it, I'll be mad. Then Robin gave me a drink, and I said, don't you make me spill my drink. It was that. Did you break your phone? No, it's fine. Did you keep it above water? He's not mad,, it's fine. Did you keep it above water?

Yeah. Oh. He's not mad, so it's fine. But you kept hurting your toe? Yeah, then I met someone for a quick lunch. You tried to send me to a place that was closed. Oh, that's right. That was a nice prank on your part, Eric. Downtown Burger closed on the weekends.

Only open for four hours during the day. Catch him if you can. Monday through, like, Thursday, 11 to 3. You're just looking at it and you go, how are you in business? That's insane. We decided that one millionaire goes there for lunch and he goes, it's me again. I'll

take everything. And then they close. There's no other explanation for being open four hours, four days a week. That's a good burger though. You sent me there. Yeah. I do, son of a bitch. Where'd you go instead?

The other place you sent me to. Taco place. He was like, you tried to fuck me. You fucked me. Where else should I go? You fucked me. I did. I did.

You're like, I'm looking. I'm looking. I'm looking. And they went to, I think, Taquero Vaquero? Yeah. Something like that? That was pretty good? That was so much better than what we ate here.

The pizza? Oh, Stubbs. No, the pizza was pretty good. Oh. Be careful. We might talk about the food. And then I came back here, and then I did Don't Make a Scene. And there was a point where Ify and I were grappling Alfredo,

and I just started pulling as hard as I could to try and rip him in half. Who in half? Alfredo. And Ify started yanking him on the other side. Did it work? Are there two Alfredos now? I kept screaming, if I can't have him, nobody will. I'll kill him.

And then later backstage, I was talking to Ify. And he was like, I was just playing around. I looked behind. I saw your muscles flex, and I said, oh, we're going? And so then he started pulling, and I started pulling. I was trying to fucking just rip him in half. He was just getting stressed out. Anyway, Alfredo's arms are weird now.

But then I had to run to go change into my son cosplay. Oh, that's cool. And then, you know, everyone kind of objectified my body, but I let it happen. And then I did werewolves, and then I came here. Did you win the cosplay contest? No. What? They disqualified me.

Why? Because you weren't here? No, because I didn disqualified. Why? Because you work here? No, because I didn't fill out a form or something. But yeah, basically that. More paperwork.

Yeah, definitely a spit and silly. Yeah. Oh, 100%. This one for sure. We're not on topic at all. I do want to go back

to ripping Alfredo in half. Do you think you could have ripped him in half and then ripped Trevor in half and then connected them back cat dog style? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That'd be cool Do you think you could have ripped him in half and then ripped Trevor in half and then connected them back cat-dog style? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. That'd be cool. And then it could have just been – Trevdo. Alfredor. That's why I didn't go with that one. Let me just tell you, Trevor is cat and Alfredo is dog. Absolutely.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're Winslow. Is that the little mouse thing? Yeah, you're the little gremlin that lives in a hole. He's like, you don't know. Yeah, I don't remember his name. Yeah. And then didn't they have like a bunch of dogs that they were like... Then they had everyone else in the universe that fucking hated them for existing.

You're in a freak. You're a freak. That shit was real weird. You're just like, I think they're pretty cool. No, you're a freak. My grandma hated cat-dog. So weird. And it was for that reason. She's just like, this doesn't make any sense.

Abomination. It's two heads. It's a fucking abomination. There's no way for them to reproduce or expel waste of any kind. Those are the questions you don't need to answer when it's a kid's show. That's right. My grandma was from the Appalachian Mountains

and she saw CatDog and did not like it. And that is everything you need to know about the sin against God. That's like halfway to a chupacabra. She went, I seen it. I seen it in the forest. I seened it. I've saw the CatDog.

And their little mole friend. So your day, you didn't win the costume contest. No. And then what? You did this? Did you win werewolves? I won once. That's cool.

So were you the werewolf? Oh, that's cool. That means yes. We were asking this question earlier, and this is a nice little tie-in to earlier stuff. When a werewolf becomes a werewolf, do all of his insides turn into werewolf parts? Like, you know what I mean?

Like, does he have to become like a werewolf heart? I don't know what that means. Like a man heart. Does he have like a werewolf kidney or like a man kidney? You know what I mean? Here's what spurred it. We got a card. So CatDog is just like, you don't need to worry about it.

Yeah, so here's the thing. We got a card. So CatDog is just like, you don't need to worry about it. So here's the thing. We found, we got a card from a thing earlier that had a picture of the passport from the werewolf from Twilight. And it was like, the card had like a picture of his passport. And it said that he's a donor. He's an organ donor.

And we went, imagine if you were getting a kidney from this dead werewolf on a full moon. Would it be normal size or would it be werewolf size? How does it work? I guess the question is where's werewolf full moon start come from? Right?

Can werewolves sue werewolf for serving werewolf on other werewolf locations? Isn't that like... It's like that thing that them two visions was talking about when you take a boat and then when is it not two boats?

You summed that up perfectly, actually. So if you take all the organs out of the werewolf, is it still a werewolf? What triggers the werewolf's embiggening? That's right. It's probably a separate organ. It's probably one thing.

I feel like it's all or nothing. That hormone is denied. That hormone? You don't need to worry about your kidney every 28 days going getting big. I think you'll be fine. Do you think there's organs? I don't know much about organ transplants. I'm sorry to tell you.

You don't need to. We're a podcast. Eric doesn't need to know where they're going. Do you think there's organs? I don't know much about organ transplants. I'm sorry to tell you. You don't need to. We're a podcast. Eric doesn't need to know where they're going. Just how much are you paying? You let me know. I'll get them there. I don't care who they're for. I don't care how many kids.

First one's free, he said. Is there blood in it? What? Is there blood in organ when you get it? Which one? The organ that you get from the werewolf, is it full of werewolf blood? They probably drain it out first, right?

Like shake it out. I don't shake it. Sort of like a clean sheet situation? Yeah, I mean, I don't want any yucky blood. They hang dry it. Yep. Hmm. Well, this is a lot of pondering about werewolves.

Yeah, I'm just sad we didn't come up with an answer. Anyway, let's read about stubs. I feel like it... I don't think the organs get full werewolf transformations. I think they get maybe a little bit embiggened. They're just slightly bigger. I think werewolf is like exoskeleton extrapolation. The organs mostly stay the same.

I think the organs just kind of go... Do you think it's a Grinch situation where the heart grows three times its size? extrapolation. The organs mostly stay the same. I think the organs just kind of go... Do you think it's a Grinch situation where the heart grows three times its size? I think there might be... I mean, not all werewolves, but, you know. I think a werewolf might be a Grinch situation.

Yeah, I think it might be. I think only the nice ones get bigger hearts. I think the werewolf is mostly in the brain, and that's something to be considered. A brain wolf? Yep. Okay. Do you think we should fuck around a little bit?

Oh, I think we got it. Oh, I thought we were still in the facts. No, we're in Stubbs Barbecue Food Rundown. Let me tell you what I liked about Stubbs. Oh my God. Oh, yeah. We got there, we walked in, we sat down and the food came right the fucking way.

Holy shit. Yeah, they weren't messing around with that. Did anyone else have that experience? It's just like two minutes later, food. It was the fastest service I've ever had at a barbecue place for the most medium barbecue I've ever had at a barbecue place. Medium cooked? No, just medium level of barbecue.

This monkey's going fucking ape, dude. He's going insane. You have to look at him sometimes, otherwise he's going to like... No, I don't have to look at shit. I'm just looking at you fucking wasting away. Yeah, that's about it. I didn't even stay out until five. Hey, what did we eat, Jordan?

Oh, fucking everything. We got the major plate, which is any three meats and two sides. So we got two of those, right? Yes, we got two so we could get as much meat as possible. We ate three meats plus three meats. We ate that many meats total. And they have seven, so we orphaned the chicken, right? Yeah, we didn't get the chicken because what was the point?

It's barbecue chicken. Why are you getting barbecue chicken? Don't get chicken if you're going to a barbecue place. Get the turkey. You get the turkey. We got the pork spare ribs, Angus beef brisket, turkey, chopped beef, pulled pork, and jalapeno cheddar sausage. Very important to the

monkey that this part is correct. Thank you. He's been saying it all weekend to people who are like, I'm going to Stubbs. He's like, jalapeno cheddar sausage. And it's like, oh, that's all right. They do also have regular sausage. They do. I don't know why you wouldn't just plus it up, to be honest.

To me, it's kind of like a spicy chicken sandwich situation. Exactly. You like it, and you're going to get it every single time, or you don't like it. I would never in my life go, maybe I feel like it today. Yeah. You're on the path, or you're not. Are you walking the path of righteousness, or aren. You're on the path or you're not. Are you walking the path of righteousness or aren't you? Get the fuck out of the way.

Okay, you need to know the path, but I know you're in my goddamn way. Our sides were hand-cut fries, potato salad, fried okra, and mac and cheese. And he tried last second to cut out your fried okra and order mashed potatoes. Yeah, because there's a whole conversation about it. And he still tried to order mashed potatoes. I didn't try to. whole conversation about it. And he still tried to order mashed potatoes.

And try to. Yes, you did. You were like mashed. You said the words, we'll have mashed potatoes. And we were all like, no. Nick flipped the fucking table. It was nuts. Yeah, and then we had to go to a different table.

I'm not a fried okra guy at all. You weren't. And then I will say, this converted me. I really like their fried okra. I thought it was really good. What's he whispering to you? He has a microphone. He just said, you're goddamn right.

Why did he say that? Why, though? He really wants me to like fried okra. I get the cautiousness because... Do you? Why? Because fried okra can be hit or miss. Sometimes it

comes out soggy on the inside. And I had never had Stubbs' so I didn't want to recommend something that was going to be bad and Eric starts lording it over me. That's true. So there's a lot of writing on that. Absolutely. Just so everyone here knows, that's absolutely what would have happened. If the fried okra was bad,

Jordan would have never done it. And now I get to lord it over Eric that he likes fried okra now and it's all thanks to me. And me. Wow. And Nick was there. Great. Hey man, you gotta take your wins where you can get them. We're not all winning the cosplay contest. No one here won the cosplay contest.

We all came in equally disqualified. I think I needed to submit a video. They said it was, like, a Legally Blonde style. Like, if I did, like, a video essay. Your application. That's what it was. I didn't have the application form or something. Oh.

I'm sorry you lost. I know. And I was like, this is the only reason I've been working out, though. It was just for this. Just for that? Just for that. Can you? Oh.

Yeah, they were like, oh, I thought you were just doing it. I'm like, that's what I just tell people. But it was for this. Wow. I was five minutes late because Joe made me try to rip Alfredo in half. I was late trying to pull that man apart. Put him together cat-dog style.

No. You gave me that idea. Now, I'll go back. I'll see what... I don't know what panels I'm on tomorrow. I can try to rip him in half again. Oh, who's coming to... We have a signing tomorrow. Who's coming to that? Boo! That'll be good. I guess we've got to show up, huh? We have a signing tomorrow. Who's coming to that? Boo! Boo!

That'll be good. I guess we've got to show up, huh? We have a signing tomorrow. And also, though, as you said, if you're out and about, just swing by the Rat and Grackle because we've been hanging out there. That's where we've been hanging out. It's been good. Sometimes we appear out of nowhere.

Just so you know, it's more about us than about you. But that's fun because you get to watch like we're little dancing puppets. And you go, wow, they're doing the face jam in real life. Yeah, we do little bits. He's doing stuff. And then we talk to someone and they go to take a picture and then every motherfucking single picture, Nick

is four feet over there like, what? And then it's like, Nick, picture. And he takes one step over. So it's like person, person, person, 47 feet of space. It's not like this. It's not at all like that. He said it sometimes. But like after the second hour of pictures, I'm just like, get over here!

Now, I will say, maybe, maybe, we kept him in the mask for too long yesterday. I worry about that sometimes. He wears it at home for practice. It's nothing. He goes up to his kid and he goes, it's me. It's father.

It's father. I'm home. You will imprint on him. You're going back to werewolves now. Baby monkey. He was in it for like four hours yesterday, took it off, and he went, I have no concept of time. Yeah. concept of time. Yeah, and I will say, like, to his credit, the man commits, like, I don't

think, uh, like, uh, what's it, method acting. It's nonsense. I've said, like, whenever someone's method acting, it's like, oh, you were an asshole. Right? It's always like someone being an asshole. You're a role player. It's like, this is method acting where this man's like, later, guys.

And I think it's part because it is a hell in a little bit Whenever I imagine Nick putting the mask on it's any Saw film where they have the person with something on their head and they show that super flash cut and they're like That's why I imagine Nick just looking at it It's like Jim Carrey

putting on the mask in the mask where he just goes and then he's the monkey. He absolutely gets weirder. Sometimes you're up real late maybe until 5am for some reason and you start going

he thrives on that. He thrives on it. This is 5am energy all the time. We were we have the random like the blind box pins on it. This is 5am energy all the time. We have the random, like the blind box pins at the Rat and Grackle Pub.

We made the mistake of doing a bit. We were doing a thing where it's like, hey, do you want someone here to pick one for you? So that you get the one you want. They'd be like, oh, you can pick one. I'd pick one. And you'd be like, oh, here you go. And Jordan would be like, oh, what's your favorite color? I'd do like a bit. Like, oh, what's your favorite color? Okay. Okay. Oh, what month were you born? Whatever.

And then he picks it. He goes, this one? Oh, no, this one. And they hand it to him. It was good. They would ask Nick to do it and he would just reach in and go, December. I don't know that he knows what was happening. Here's the other thing, too. He kept doing the bit and he didn't know what the bit was. Here's the other thing, too. He kept doing the bit, and he didn't know what the bit was.

Here's the other thing. It's such an elaborate tale. This was all done by the time I got there. Oh, yeah. We were in the middle of it. Because I got there, and I'm like, oh, he was doing this thing earlier. He's done now, though. We stopped him from doing that.

Today it was monkey's choice. Yeah, we just call it Monkey's Choice. We had some stuff left over that I found, and I didn't know if I was supposed to actually give away here, but I did anyway. Leftover stuff from Trucked Up, like a bunch of stickers, decals that were supposed to go on the van, and also recipe cards from the show that people used to cook with.

Like the literal props in the show. And so if you bought something, we did monkey's choice where he picked something for you. And then he would say, it's monkey's choice. And he would go, and then fucking pick one with the sauce on it. And then tell them now you can check it off when you have that sauce.

What? Why do you laugh? What? He said, why you laugh? Oh, do you laugh? What? He said, why do you laugh? Oh, why do you laugh? Don't hit me. So anyway, you can come and see that tomorrow. Yeah, who knows what bit we'll be doing tomorrow.

It's just this, but you're this close. Right, that's it. It's this, but we get to stand. And there's hot dogs right next to us. You can get a hot dog at Jason. A guy gave me a hot dog today. It was pretty good. Cat might come by. Get a hot dog, put sunglasses on.

Guys, it's Cat. Gus didn't know that she worked here. Yeah, because you hide her. He just kept saying, I can't believe you didn't hire that she worked here. Yeah, because you hide her. He just kept saying, I can't believe you didn't hire her for Face Jam. I was like, oh, former intern Kat, she's a producer now. And he's like, she is? And I went, yeah, for a couple different shows. What?

It was great. Kat's been here for months at this point. Right. Yeah, Gus is in the office more than anyone I know. He just doesn't care. Maybe he took the tuxedo. Oh! All right, we got to do a press material.

Yeah, here's the press material. I can only imagine what we dug up for this. For the press. Quote, we are pleased to announce this agreement to acquire Stubbs. Based in Texas, Stubbs is an authentic craft brand with an enthusiastic and loyal consumer base, said Alan Wilson, chairman and CEO of McCormick. Through marketing and innovation,

I'm already falling asleep, we intend to build this base, increase household penetration, and expand retail distribution in the U.S. and internationally. The Stubbs products round out the range of grilling products currently marketed by McCormick under the Grillmates, Lowry's, and McCormick brands. We look forward to working with the Stubbs employees

to drive increased sales and profits for the business. What the fuck? I was just... Dude, I'm hungry. After hearing that, I want to eat there. Can I eat a business? Wait, what are they? I'm boarding up my house before they penetrate me.

Can I eat Alan Wilson? Am I eating while Alan Wilson or is he penetrating me? What is happening? Increase household penetration. That sounds like something the Catholic Church doesn't want you to do. Folks, I like where he calls it an authentic craft brand with an enthusiastic and loyal consumer base. I've never once thought that about stubsb's, a thing you buy at the

store. I feel like saying authentic craft and then brand immediately cancels out the first two words. Yep. Alright, there's another one. Unfortunately, as a result of the sale of One World Foods in 2015, we will now begin a process

of phasing out the name Stubb's. Stubb's Austin Restaurant Company, operator of the Stubbs Music Venue and Restaurants, told the American Statement, while the name will change, it will be the same owner-operator, same live music, same cold beer, and great food for years and years to come. Parentheses, this didn't happen. So they were going to change the name and years to come. Parentheses, this didn't happen. So they were going to change the name and they didn't.

They just haven't done it yet. There was a ruling where they had to in 2015 because they were being sued by McCormick. And then in 2017, they went, nevermind. And that was it. And that's why Stubbs is still Stubbs. So we ate at a place

that has really nothing to do with anything else. At this point yes. Like it's even far removed from Mr. Stubblefield himself. Yeah I mean he started it and now his face is on the bottle that doesn't have anything to do with the restaurant. This sounds

like an authentic craft brand to me. I do feel penetrated. We can't do 13 seconds again. I'll do motherfucking 25 seconds. I'll do a minute of silence. We can't get this whole

convention hall to be quiet that way. I'll go tell the other people we can't get this whole convention hall to be quiet that way I'll go tell the other people cheering for entertaining content to be quiet we're making a mediocre show out here and speaking of mediocre let's talk about stuff so we need to talk about the food here

let's just say for a place that I've never been to and I didn't have an opinion it was kind of well it went down the and I didn't have an opinion. It kind of went, well, it went down. Yeah. The opinion I didn't have. Right, yeah. It's lower now than ever somehow.

It's an odd thing not to go, I thought it would be better. I was told it would be better. I'm going, I'm shocked. I really just assumed it would be better. It's a thing, right? Isn't Stubbs a thing? Stubbs the man is inducted into the hall of fame

of like barbecuers who else is anybody cool I don't know I couldn't name another one so somebody yelled the name I'm sure you don't need to yell it again trust me it's fine yeah it works better when you have a microphone

it's good when it goes this way not when it comes back don't need to yell it again, trust me. It's fine. Yeah. It works better when you have a microphone. It's good when it goes this way, not when it comes back. Now he's upset. Go ahead. What was it you said? Don't do it. That's right. Oh! Oh!

Bitch, still didn't hear him. It's only funny when I say you can do it. You can do it one more time. Sweet Baby Ray! Oh, Sweet Baby Ray! Sweet Baby Ray, see? Is that worth it? Absolutely it was.

Absolutely. We got two different things going on here. It only became worth it when you asked. Bullshit. Sweet Baby Ray's reminds me Big Ray was over here floating around. I know it's good, Nick. Did you see Big Ray lurking in the shadows?

Big Ray, he's been filming us on and off today. Big Ray is the opposite of a Sweet Baby Ray. That's true. He's Big Big Ray. He's been Face Jam adjacent for off today. Big Ray is the opposite of a sweet baby Ray. That's true. He's big, big Ray. He's been face jam adjacent for some time. Oh, a long time. He was on the road trip. He did trucked up with us.

If you see Ray, he has a sleeveless shirt on. He's holding a camera and he has kiss tattoos on his shoulder. So you can say hi to big Ray. He's a great guy. Give me $5 to say that. What? He's like, hey, plug me up there. Oh.

I was like, for you, $10. All I got is $5. You can get me back later. Don't worry about it. Nick wants to talk about his sunglasses. Oh, what about them? Ray stole them. You have to talk into the microphone. Ray stole them. Your working ones or your broken ones? Yeah, your broken have to talk into the microphone. Ray Stolven. Your working ones or your broken ones?

Yeah, your broken ones. The working ones. Talk into the microphone. So now he only has broken sunglasses. Don't worry. We'll get them fixed. Okay. So, oh, man.

Those are shady rays. Okay. So if you, now this is super on brand with stubs. So anyway, fuck stubs. You know, shady rays's super cool sunglasses. They're here today. There was a bit of a fiasco when we got a couple. I lost mine, then I lost Nick's.

Then I found mine, then I didn't find Nick's. But then instead of going through, like, getting it returned or, you know. Replaced very easily. Right, right, right. I went, I'll just buy another one because I don't want replaced very easily. Right. I went I'll just buy another one because I don't want to do that. Going against my own ad reads where I say it's so easy and I go but it's like they're going to be mad. We didn't pay for it. We didn't pay

for it and this guy ruined it when I took him and lost it. So I just said I'm going to do a clean break. I'm just going to buy him a new pair and I'll get a nicer one and that comes with a cool case. And I got him that. And then he broke them. But now the dilemma is, I go, we'll return them. He goes, I can't. You bought them.

Oh, yeah. So I have the receipt. Can we take it over to Shady Ray's? I think we're going to go over to the Shady Ray's booth with my phone receipt. We're going to go tomorrow. Just show them. Yeah. And give him his broken glasses. Hey, what's up? Can you replace this? Can you replace this now? These broke.

Can we have some? Usually, they don't even ask for proof usually, but you have it. I can look it up. You don't need to look it up. I'll look it up. No, we have until tomorrow. You can look it up tomorrow. But I'm looking it up now.

Jordan, what did you think of the food? So, I thought it was mostly okay. But the thing is, if you're going to be barbecue in Austin, if you're going to be barbecue in downtown Austin, you got to be better than so many other places. Because you can go literally down the street. Why are you showing me this? Fiona just sent it to me.

It's a video of Michael shirtless in a pink-hued club just standing there flexing. At request of many people. They all wanted it. They all wanted it. And they all want it now. I didn't film the video, Eric. What time do you think that was?

Can you read the metadata on that real quick? What's that? You can say no. No, it's like, I'm going to guess about 2 a.m. Or maybe 1.30. Could be 3.30. No, it wasn't. They closed at 3.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember that part of the story. But you can go down to 12th Street, and there are the two best barbecue places in the world franklin and mickleweight and just go there instead yeah so just by comparison already it's gonna be tough and i was giving them kind of a benefit of the doubt because it's like well at least they found their niche you know they they got the uh the

rubs and the sauces and stuff turns out that's a different company. So there's really no excuse for them being this bad. Yeah, it is probably the definition of mid. Okay, hang on. Mid to poor. Hang on. Go ahead. Like mid or like new mid mid? New mid.

Whoa, right? Well, I think... What do you mean mid? I really don't like it, guys. I don't like that mid became slang for a piece of shit. Mid is in the goddamn middle. The face jam definition of the word

is basically forgettable. And that's how I mean it. It's something I'd say we definitely take for granted, but should in Austin of just like most barbecue is very good. There's places that are better than others. There's like the heavy hitters like Jordan mentioned.

But for the most part, it's like S tier, S2. Yeah, or like A. Or it's like, oh, this place, these things aren't that great. But some place always has something good. Like the sausage is fucking great there. Like the ribs are okay. The brisket is okay. The sausage is great. The good thing at Stubbs is the banana pudding, though. Banana pudding. Wow sausage is great there. The ribs are okay. The brisket is okay. The sausage is great. The good thing

at Stubb's is the banana pudding. Go for dessert. Stubb's was like a place where everything was fine. If someone was like, I gotta get one thing, I would not tell you what to get. Nothing stood out. It's this thing. Again,

everything else by comparison just makes it look worse. If you go to Stubb's and get the fried okra and the banana pudding, let me tell you. What an insane meal you would be eating. But you would not leave totally disappointed. No, I think you'd be confused. I think you'd be really confused.

You could probably put the okra in the banana pudding. Please don't put the okra in the banana pudding. Oh, I will say this. Give credit where credit's due, Jordan, because you're the one that pointed it out too. The banana pudding, the wafer. Homemade wafers. Yes, they were homemade.

And you could tell immediately because they were, like, much crispier than usual. Yeah, crispier, not stale. Which was a little scientifically engineered because the wafers sit in the pudding, and usually they get soggy. And these were sog-free. Sog-free is the way to be. So, again, if you think some of the pudding technology and put that back into the meat. Yeah, pudding gets, like, a 93 from me Think some of the pudding technology and put that back in.

Yeah, pudding gets like a 93 for me. Right, pudding was very good. Okay, that's a great score for the pudding, the thing we're not scoring. So what is the score for Stubbs? It might seem high, but again, this is in comparison. I feel like we're going to be on the same page. 72. Wow!

Dude, exact same page. We've hammered some shit. It's good. If this were barbecue in New Jersey, it would be the best barbecue. I feel the same way. If it was barbecue in San Diego, I'd be like, guys, you got to eat this. He's like, this is crazy. 67.

Okay. It's still good barbecue. There's no reason to eat it. That reminds me of a story that I heard just just yesterday about a guy who he started a barbecue uh trailer at ottawa dales here in austin uh he's from egypt originally and apparently he decided to move here after he visited austin and went to rudy's oh wow and loved it so much she was like i gotta move to austin and learn how to be a pit master oh Oh, that's cool. He ate Rudy's, which is fine as well, but it's not the best.

That just goes to show it's better than stuff. This was an average score of 69.5 and I find that to be high for what we ate. Well, you're allowed to have wrong opinions. That's why I'm not keeping you around. Actually, he's not allowed to have an opinion at all.

That's true. I'll give it that. Again, I'm not allowed to have an opinion. That's true. I'll give it that. Just like the audience. I'm not from here. Unless this tastes bad, it's going to get hot. It's good. Just shut up. Put the meat in my hole.

Fill me up. I need to get big, Jordan. I've only had truly bad barbecue once, and it wasn't in Texas. I have had bad barbecue twice, and it was at the same Rudy's. And i was like oh this one's off the list oh was it around austin or it was like one of those road trip ones yeah yeah yeah and it was like this brisket is not good for the first time ever and then it was a couple months later we're doing road tripping we're like man remember the last one came here and it was bad and we're like jesus it's bad again this is this has never happened to rudy's. Fool me once.

Shame on you. Fool me twice. Fool me again. Really, fuck you. Really, fuck you. Welcome to the snack attack portion of the show. Of Spittin' Silly? Yes. This snack was suggested by Jordan Sweers.

No! This is called. Remember when I was telling you about those really gruesome cramp relief things that I can have the rest, though, because I need these. Yes. So this is called Hot Shot. I'm going to crush muscle soreness. Stop muscle cramps. If you have watched any soccer, what your sport football known worldwide.

If you get a muscle cramp, this is supposed to be so hot that it stops your brain from feeling the cramp. I don't know what that means. I don't want this. It's meant to overwhelm the nerves in your mouth and throat so that you don't feel the cramp. It's mace is what it is. Yeah, but you drink it. Hang on Or muscle cramps. Hang on, though. Hang on, though. Mango. Mango. Mango. If you watch videos of the

athletes taking the shot, you would think, I'll deal with the cramp. That's cool. Because they just go, ah! We got this off Amazon. Jordan was like, do you think this is even a thing we can do? And I said, I don't know. Do we need a prescription?

Like a spray? I don't have no idea. Avoid contact with eyes. Thank you. Yeah, great. You showed me a clip of this when you were explaining it. And it's like a clip of an athlete getting it, but there's like a sports cast over it.

And the caster's like doesn't look like she liked that what do you think nick okay that was okay nick likes it he's in something you go first i'm opening go ahead are we gonna overwhelm ourselves this might be how you die it does smell like mango it's! Hang on. Nick likes it? Cheers. Let's do the hot shot. I can't open it. This is like the fucking MREs again.

It smells so much like mango. Not like fake mango. It smells like mango. There's a little bit of peppermint or cinnamon at the end, though. I think that's where the hot stuff is. To RTX. Cheers. Uh-oh. like peppermint or cinnamon at the end, though. I think that's where the hot stuff is. To RTX! Cheers! Uh-oh. Hang on, Nick started yelling

uh-oh. Yeah, he's reading the side, which is really what we should be doing. It says, drink a bottle of hot shot 15 minutes before exercise. Okay. At the first signs of a cramp. Nah, forget that. Let's go. Cheers! Hey, guys.

Welcome. Whoa! Whoa! I will say, no cramps. It's like super hot cinnamon. It says mango, but it's like big red gum. It is. Yeah, just like a whole bunch of it.

But it also feels like... At first it was like mango with tahini, and I was like, this is nice. And then it got worse, and it's going down my esophagus, and it's burning all the way down. It feels like there's pop rocks on my tongue, but I think it's just my taste buds exploding. I have acid reflux. Do you think this is going to be good for that? I think it will start it. Yay! My heart's going faster

or it's stopping. There's two more in here. You want to take them? Think about it as a pre-workout where you chewed it. It's in my stomach. It is in my chest. I can feel it going all the way down. Guys, we're right. Hey, there's cinnamon in it. We're so smart.

Jordan's wife was reading the ingredients earlier, and some of them are covered up, and she's like, hope nobody's allergic to anything. Like what? Holy shit, what? I said milk. I don't know. But you've overcome that. Nick is still reading this

fucking label. It's seven words. You also drank will say, Nick is still reading this fucking label. It's seven words. You also drank it already, dude. You're dead. Too late. Move on. Oh my God. So what would you rate the hot shot?

I'll be honest, it wasn't that bad. Okay. Yeah. If that's going to like kill a muscle cramp, I say these professional athletes that are getting paid

millions of dollars to play at a physical level I could never dream of are being fucking babies. So you're saying you're more powerful than literally every soccer player in the world? I'm not saying it. It's just I proved it.

That's true. In front of these people here at RTX! Easy. Easy. Easy. So what would you give it a score if it's like food? You sounded never more dumb than that moment. Painful.

Are you sure? Because he said stubs sued stubs. No, I know what he said, but like, look. Yeah, as a treat. It's not a treat. Not very treat. As a delicious little treat. As a treat, it's 23.

If it's, hey, you got a cramp. You could quit now or you could hot shot. Yeah. Finish that fucking squat and then lift Ify up on your fucking shoulders the next time you see him. I'm sucking this hot shot. Yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what do you think?

What number? 99. Whoa! And Jordan gave it a 23. What? I think our scales are wrong. Average score of 61, which is almost what we rate at Stubbs. Almost as good as Stubbs!

This, I will say, I'm not saying it's better. It does have more flavor. It definitely does. Oh, this tastes... And it was way more of a journey as well. Yeah, way more taste than anything at Stubbs without the barbecue sauce. Which, again, they only had one, and it was way more of a journey as well. Yeah, way more taste than anything at Stubb's without the barbecue sauce. Which, again, they only had one, and it was Stubb's, and now I understand.

Now you know why there's only one barbecue sauce. I just can't believe that it was a thing, and I was like, whoa. Well, we'll never go there again. Shane told me that the gospel brunch on Sundays is pretty good. Yeah, apparently they have breakfast. Yeah, they probably eat a bunch of breakfast. Also brunch on Sundays is pretty good. Yeah. Apparently they have breakfast.

Yeah. Also, Yellow Card is playing soon, so check them out. They're going to play Ocean Avenue, seven more songs, and close out with Ocean Avenue. Wow! A lot of Yellow Card fans here. We didn't think that was a crossover. Yeah, I think we did it.

If you want to send a snack in, you can. We are always accepting snacks. You can send them to Face Jam, care of Eric Bedour. That's me. 1901 East 51st Street. Can you spell that for me? Austin, Texas. Some of us can. Austin, Texas, 78723.

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there's no way this is coming out as a facejam ain't no way see that's we adapt. I'm going to see if we get in trouble for this, but we are adapting Food Court into a video show. Good answer. Which one is Food Court? So if you want to send in your food conundrums, can you can email facejam pod at roosterteeth.com

let us know what we should solve for you final verdict style we are working on it it is well you're not working that much on it i'm working medium on it jordan and i was like pop pop pop big ideas and eric was like great i'm just gonna punch this up and it's like six months of just punch-ups and rewrites. Well, it's because everything he writes is like. Every time we go, how's the deck on that new food court show? And he goes, exterior, day. And we're like, no, this is.

Takes place inside. This is why it's taking so long. It sucks so much to have to take the blows for that when I want this thing to start so fast and we can't do it. Drag your feet some more. I know, but this is funny. Yeah, thank you.

You will take the blows. This is revenge for when you got mad at Larry. He shouldn't have asked me questions while my dad was telling me I didn't have a hotel. And pick up your grandparents. P.S. Both in wheelchairs. He didn't tell me that! When did my grandparents get in wheelchairs?

Yahtzee. Jesus Christ. Anyway, Face You Food Court coming soon. Video version on Rooster Teeth. It's going to be great. Also, the pizza was pretty good. Don't go to Stubbs. Just eat the pizza here.

Just get the pizza. Rate and subscribe. Tell a friend about the show where we eat food and rate the food. Goodbye! Thank you.