100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Spittin Silly on Wingstop

Episode Date: January 24, 2023

Our Heroes spit silly on Wingstop today, getting some non-limited flavors and also Jordan and Michael have spy watches. Who eats at Wingstop? Did you watch TGIF? Did you throw firecrackers at dogs? Here's the full order: Mango Habanero, Original Hot, Spicy Korean Q, Hickory Smoked BBQ, Large Louisiana Voodoo Fries, Large Buffalo Ranch Fries, & Large fries. This episode is sponsored by Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam60 and use code facejam60 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Bop. Bop. Bop. Bop. Bop. Bop. Bop. What? I know I'm doing it. That's the right one. This is the music and this is the intro. Welcome to Spittin' Silly, the Fortnite podcast where anything can happen and it probably does. I'm your host, Jordan Sweers, alongside my co-host, Michael Jones.

Michael. Hi. Hi, Jordan.ers, alongside my co-host, Michael Jones. Michael. Hi. Hi, Jordan. Oh, hold on. I got an invite real quick. Come on. Let me talk to Michael. I'm right here.

What do you mean? Sorry. Somebody else named Michael is trying to get me on my walkie-talkie. Hold on one second. Checking availability. Hang on. It's checking availability. We might be too close to each other.

Impossible. It says failed. Let me try. Let me go into the app and turn it on. All right. It is on. Now I'm connecting to Michael. All right.

Do you read me? Over. No. Why isn't this working? Over. Wait. Right now. Hello. Michael, can you hear me no connection failed dude i swear this worked hey guess what anything can happen uh are you guys not playing with your

spy watches we have food to eat well i will say that in our defense it worked flawlessly earlier when you guys were not in the same room? Correct. You weren't mere feet from each other? I don't know if I'd say feet. Would you say foot? I would say a meter. That's roughly.

Roughly a meter. A yard-ish. How much is a meter? About a yard. Right, but it's less, right? Yeah, I think so. How much about? I think it's a little more, actually.

I don't think it is. Is it really? I think it's a little less. I don't think so. I think it's less. Oh, yeah. Maybe it is. It's like 2.85. See, I know a meter is about a yard. I don't know how about.

So we got Wingstop. Yeah, so spitting silly. Totally different from face jam. You've got to be kidding me hold on oh i read you flawless execution this sucks ladies and gentlemen we got him yeah i thought like a you know know, an entrepreneur. Yeah. Let's move on. Okay. But then wait, hang on.

Let me try it. It's time for me to cut my losses. Yeah. And move on. Wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait. So we are doing a block of spit and sillies today. So we wanted to start by eating something. Uh-huh. Totally different from face drink.

Yeah. Well, this is, here's the thing. Non- from face drinking. Yeah, well, this is, here's the thing, non-limited time foods. Non-limited. And we've done Wingstop on the show before,

but they have like limited flavors and stuff. So what we've done is get the non-limited flavors of wings from Wingstop. Is that what you asked for when you went there? Your non-limited?

You said, I'll take a list of your non-limited. Oh, no, no, no. They had the list and I saw and I cross referenced so like big wing guys not big wing guys I got the boneless

I always go boneless I don't go bone in I think ever I think we've talked about this first of all in general I think just because of the show preference sometimes takes a back seat to practicality I can't even imagine just

managing that mess just bones and trash and there's all kinds of things you know just just put it in your mouth and shut up bones and trash and then it's like on a personal level i still will mostly get boneless it's really got to be and i think i've said this before like oh this place has great wings and you know know it, and they're like real cooked. It's either gonna be a wing-wing place, like not a Buffalo Wild, not a huge chain, like an actual

wing place. Like a mom and pop kind of place. Like a place in Buffalo. Right. Or it's gonna be that same place you just said, but not a wing place, but they'll make wings, and they'll be fucking awesome. They're like a chicken restaurant or chicken sandwich restaurant. Or like a pizza, a pizzeria or something.

And it's like, holy shit, their wings are amazing. Right. Sports bar. It's gotta be, I don't see why you would ever in a million years get bones at a sports bar. Sports bars are never going to have bone in wings that are worth it.

I don't understand. Um, so we've gone pure boneless here. Let me tell you these flavors. Because again, this is Bitten Silly and we are going to eat during the show. And we are going to review this food so that way you know we haven't eaten it yet. That way you know

if you need to get Wingstop. What's the orange one? So we ended up with the 50 piece party pack. Oh, we're having a party? Sleepover. Yeah, Michael's dressed for a sleepover. He's honk-ch. Yeah, Michael's dressed for a sleepover. He's hong-chooing. I'm dressed for a sleepover, but it starts at 10 a.m. It might not go overnight. Uh-huh.

A day over. It all makes sense. We don't know yet. We got mango habanero. We got original hot. We got spicy Korean Q. And we got hickory smoked barbecue. Okay, looking at what I have.

Okay. Can you point out which one's which um i'm gonna say original hot is the most red like the one that's most red red red like the reddest one this one i think that's original hot that to me you think cheeto red is original hot that that to me is the one that looks the most like okay a wing i'm just saying it looks like a fucking cheeto it's it does look like a cheeto but it does look like something that all other hots could form from. So it is the original hot.

Hickory smoked barbecue I think is the darkest one. Okay. That one's got some like stank to it. Dude, the smells in this room. It's smoky. You know, it's like whoa. You just sucked on a burnt log.

But it's smoky in the fast food kind of way. Yeah, right. Where you know it's not a burnt log. Mango? I think mango habanero is the one with like the chili flakes on it. All right, that makes sense. And then the spicy Korean Q is...

Is that the orange one? Yeah. Not the red one. And then spicy Korean Q is the flatter sort of barbecue-y looking one. The mango habanero kind of looks like Panda Express or chicken. It does. The same color. It very much does.

Same little flakes. Here's the other thing. But very hot. Much hotter than I was expecting. I pitched this. And I said, hey, what about Wingstop? Get Wingstop, it'll be nice. And Nick immediately, oh, awesome.

That means we can get the Louisiana Voodoo Fries and the Buffalo Ranch Fries. No hesitation. Can I tell you, what time was that? What time did this start, this conversation? Earlier this morning. Let me see exactly what time. Hit me with a time stamp.

I messaged. I don't remember what I was doing at the time. Oh. Okay. I messaged you guys at 10.04 a.m. And Nick replied at 10.05 about this. So I was coming in a little later today. So I came in to shoot something at 11.

Yeah. And so I was like finishing getting ready at like 10, 15. About to like leave my house and drive. And about at that point, I'm just going, what the fuck are they talking about? Because I already had my watch on, you know, and I have the pop-ups. And I'm just kind of glancing every time

because it could be another message. The odds are it's the three of you, but it could be a completely unrelated message. It could be something actually important. Because also I am in a little bit later today, and someone might be like, oh, are you not here yet, or whatever. So I'm looking every time, and I'm just going, what the fuck are they talking about? Because it's also just on my watch.

So it can only see, like, it can't even see a whole message at a time. So at a glance, I'm just like, food and french fries, and it's just Nick going on, and yep, I saw the word voodoo. I saw the word voodoo and thought you were talking about beer. Again, because it's just like, anyway, I go back word voodoo I saw the word voodoo and thought you were talking about beer yeah again because it's just like anyway

I go back to Russian music ding ding ding ding I'm just going holy shit okay he this in a very rare move in a very rare move this is rare and it was odd to me because face jam at this point is formulaic but this isn't face jam we are eating during the episode yep so there and there is an

abundance of food. Yes. Nick approached to get some food, and I thought he was storming over here to say something on the podcast. I was like, oh, what's Nick come over to say? And it was just him getting more fucking chicken. He's just loading up his plate. Did you try to call me? Oh, my God.

I was just going to point out that in the middle of all those conversations, you finally accepted my invite for the walkie talkie, which is why we're using this today. Yeah. I mean, again, you say accepted. That's what it's.

I didn't have it sitting there and accepted Jordan. I don't know why. Michael finally accepted your invitation. And before I left the house, I had the watch on. I opened walkie talkie and it's got like the people you can talk to. And then the people you have outstanding invites with. And you're the only person on my list.

And I'm like, there he is. Why doesn't it work? And I clicked her name. It's like, invite him again. And I went, invite him again. And then, and then you replied like two minutes later. You're like, he accepted. And you know, what's crazy.

Even when you said that, I still couldn't message you. And I didn't have the heart to tell you i were like yay it works and i looked and i went oh he's still on the wait list for me and once you called me for over here at work when you called me then it like unlocked what is the it's asinine it's just stupid it's it's like a broken invite what does the operating system think it's doing? Where it's like, all right, you've invited, you've sent an invitation to Michael. Now you have to send one to Jordan before it says that Michael accepted yours,

but also you can't talk to him. You use your Nintendo friend code. And I remember too, this is not unique to us because I've had this every single time I've ever added someone to walkie talkie. It's always like, did it work? No, did yours? Hang on. Hang on. Let me restart my walkie.

Maybe in six months we'll talk to each other. Oh, thank God it's a feature that is only installed or used through assholery. No one's going, oh no, my walkie-talkie's down. My lifeline. I need that for work. It's been trouble anytime I've ever used it. But then you finally get it

and it annoys everyone in the room. It sure does. Especially during a podcast recording. Yeah. Has that happened to you before? Nope.

Who are you referencing? Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's really coming across like not again. It feels like not, well, you know what I mean? And so it's weird because you're coming at it as with a not again energy. But this is not, well, you know what I mean? And so it's weird

because you're coming at it as it with a not again energy, but this is the, this is the first, you're in the middle of the first time it's happening. Before we started doing it and then you did it on the show

and it didn't work and then you did it again to get it to work. Right. And I think that's why. And then it did. And that's why it was. I think you would have been upset,

but more satisfied if it hadn't worked again. Yeah, because it would have been like angry stances. Yeah. You ruined it. I'm right. Good call, Eric. And now you're going, damn it, damn it, damn it. Son of a bitch. Damn it. They've outdone me again.

Foiled again. Hey, how's that hot wing? Is that original hot? It's originally hot. They're all cold. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Original cold. Don't know. Shouldn't be, but they are. I'm going to go for original hot after eating What's up with that blue cheese?

The mango habanero, which I assume it won't get much hotter than that. The mango habanero, I think, is the hottest. Oh, well, that's great news for what I'm about to do. The buffalo one is not as hot. It's a bizarre... That's a weird blue cheese. I will say,

this is Nick's favorite ranch. This is Nick's favorite blue cheese. You don't know him. It's wrong today. I was just... Uh-oh. Okay, so just to bring you up to speed, he said this is Nick's favorite ranch.

I was wrong. And he was wrong. Nick went, blue cheese, which is what I was just critiquing. And then Eric tried to react going, oh, my God, because of what I just said about it. And then Nick muttered, it's off today. Or it's wrong. Might have said wrong. Even a normal person would say it's off.

I'll be honest. To Nick, it's wrong. I'm surprised he noticed because he was literally just telling us a story about how he was eating rancid salsa oh i'm sorry and didn't notice did you start spitting silly yeah he was spitting silly all right before you got here he was telling us a story about before dinner he was eating chips and salsa and his words just shoveling them in he's like he's like look the kid makes me stressy. And then he keeps talking about eating this chips and salsa. And he's like, and then my wife came over and had one.

And she went, this salsa's weird. And then had more. This salsa's weird today. Oh, I think this is rancid. After he had been drinking it. It's another pasta pizza situation. What the fuck? He's washing it down with some tainted tap water.

Then he has this moment where he's like it down with some tainted tap water. Then he has this like moment where he's like, what's wrong with me? Yeah. I mean, that could be good. Maybe you like eat fungus. Oh,

maybe you have some sort of a dormant mutant gene. Yeah. Kind of like a last of us scenario. Yeah, exactly. Instead of Ellie, it's Nick and a monkey. It's Nikki. It's Nikki. a monkey mask. It's Nicky.

We're doomed. I disagree. Cut his fucking brain out. I disagree. Nobody's saving this man. We have a hard decision for everyone to make in order to save the world. We're going to have to kill this guy. It's fine. It's fine. You's fine. It's fine. I'm sorry. We're gonna have to...

You didn't let me finish! I already did it. Yeah, yeah. No, no. We got him. Here you go. Here you go. You just drag him in by his foot. Here you go. Was this the guy? This was him, right? Please say yes. After everything we've been through. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whatever, whatever, whatever. Hey, you're drinking like nasty salsa, you old freak. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Yeah, that red one was not that hot. Mm-mm. That was baby level. Yes. Baby level.

Now, let me ask you guys about this. That's coming from me. I know. The baby. I'm the baby. God love me. Goo, goo. Goo, goo, gaga. Goo, let me ask you guys about this. That's coming from me. The baby. I'm the baby. God love me. Goo goo. Goo goo gaga.

Goo goo goo. Do people who listen to this podcast remember the show Dinosaurs? Oh, I do. We're back at Dinosaur Tale? I think the people who listen to this show, maybe their kids watch Dinosaurs. Oh, yeah. That's true. Those are the ones where they're in the rubber suits.

Yeah. It was like... And they got the baby. It was like a sitcom, but it was basically like Flintstones. It was Flintstones, but it was dinosaurs. It was live action. It was also kind of like Married with Children.

Yes, it was live action, but because, yeah, it was like Flintstones-esque timeline, right? It's a living. But no people. It's just dinosaurs. Right. people. It's just dinosaurs. But the dinosaurs were people like the Flintstones.

Living in a house and watching TV and shit. We all know human civilization was started by dinosaurs. Absolutely. Everything we do, we learn from them. I've seen the show. And then the baby says, not the mama. Yeah, but then yeah, they just

went about their way in a almost married with children-esque way I don't really remember anything about it I remember the baby said I'm the baby gotta love me I definitely remember it existing and I remember it on TV I don't remember a lot of it's content though

I remember they all died at the end what happened? they bring about the ice age, that's how the show ends well that's not even like historically correct then what about the rest of the show where you go like this is so historically accurate

why doesn't it end with the meteor hitting them? Well, it does. The meteor causes the ice age. I think that's what he was implying. It does end with a meteor, but I think that I thought that they logged, like they did so much like logging that they brought about an ice age.

That's like how the show ends. It's really fucking bizarre. Is it really? So the dinosaurs are perpetuating climate change? I thought there was a meteor coming. There might have been. It's really fucking bizarre. Is it really? So the dinosaurs are perpetuating climate change. I thought there was a meteor coming. There might have been. I don't remember it, but I do remember the- It just definitely ends with like-

It's a global warming. The dinosaurs are about to die. I really find it a little scary that, you know, we're not taking heed from- I know. From the historically accurate dinosaurs. I mean- And this was back in the 90s. To this day, we're not taking heed from... I know! From the historically accurate dinosaurs. I mean...

And this was back in the 90s. To this day, we're continuing deforestation. You guys TGIF guys? You growing up watching TGIF? Oh, I thought you meant the restaurant. Yeah, I'm confused as to what you're saying. No way. The ABC programming block?

That was ABC? I was the Thursday night NBC guy. I don't think so. What was it? Bull House and Urkel and Boy Meets World and all that stuff? No. No? That doesn't surprise me.

It doesn't surprise me that you were not a TGIF guy. Michael has much more refined tastes. No, I just think that he was like out throwing firecrackers

at dogs. Urkel's on, he's like, fuck Urkel. Here's the thing. It's more timeline, honestly. No, I would

never throw a firecracker at a dog. I would throw it at a person or a house. I got through my entire childhood and adult life never fucking with animals. Nice. That's a good sign. It's a great sign. Even as you can stew and brew hate

in adolescence on the East Coast. It's like, cool dog though. That's a cool dog. In fact, in fact, I feel like that's another common trait too is like of the East Coast mentality is when you hate, you're looking for someone who like doesn't like pets. Oh, yeah. You know, you're like, yo, I hate this motherfucker. Who the fuck doesn't like a dog? Some sick fuck. You can see that. You know what I mean? It's kind of that. pets oh yeah you know you're like yo i hate this motherfucker who the fuck doesn't like a dog some

sick fuck you can see that you know what i mean it's kind of it's kind of that i guess in my head i feel like i feel like animal abuse people exist more in the middle of like out in the open people just have guns and shit because you would get the shit kicked out of you if you like abuse an animal in a neighborhood you know what i mean you would just get your ass kicked i think anyway i like animal in a neighborhood you know what i mean you would just get your ass kicked i think anyway i like steinfeld yeah yeah in my head i thought about steinfeld as an adult i thought about you throwing a firecracker at a dog because it was very dennis the menace type thing to me and in my head little you is dennis is a very very shipley dennis the menace type character who's like causing mischief but i understand not throwing a firecracker at a dog but like maybe

having egging the shit out of people's houses a slingshot like a Bart Simpson did you have a sideshow Bob growing up I mean Dennis the Man is straight up had a slingshot also the guy you were already on did I have one?

a sideshow Bob growing up someone who wanted to kill you I think that's more interesting than a Mr. Wilson. No, I don't think so. I mean, not that I know. If I did, he probably died. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Probably in a Mr. Magoo type. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I had this weird, like, I watched, like, cartoons and shit. Yeah. Right? But then once I had this weird, like, I watched, like, cartoons and shit. Yeah. Right? But then once I started getting into, I would say I didn't do a lot of TV as, like, an adolescent. It was more like video games and cartoons and shit. But then when it was, oh, something's on, I'm going to watch it.

Yeah. That started with. Like a gather around, like, it's almost time. You know what that was? It was fucking late night shows. Oh, baby. Because I had no bedtime as a child.

So I wasn't too far off. My bedtime was like, alright, the 11 o'clock news is on. Once this is over, the Tonight Show is going to be on and you better be in bed when it's on as you watch at least until they get to the guests.

You gotta see the monologue. Right, right, right. Because then it's like, I don't give a shit. You guys see the monologue. Whatever bit they're going to do. Whatever bit they're doing, you know. Whoa, it's jaywalking. You know what I mean? Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey. You see this? You hear about this? I'm going to crash my car. Too far. I'm a Conan fan. I have no respect for Jay Leno. Yeah.

Solidarity. Hell yeah. Who's Conan? Oh, he came on after. too far i'm a conan fan i have no respect for jay solidarity hell yeah who's conan oh he came on after you you you were asleep yeah you were asleep by the time conan came on yeah i saw conan live once me too really i went to a taping of uh his t show. Really? Oh, sorry. I went to New York for the late night. Oh, like when it was like you saw Prime Conan. I saw Conan. Wait, was Andy Richter there?

No. There's a slim window of Prime Conan. No, no. I saw Prime Conan. The best way to tell if it's Prime Conan is if Andy Richter's there because he bookends him. Yep. I saw Prime The best way to tell if it's Prime Conan is if Andy Richter's there Because he bookends him I saw I think it was right before Because when did Richter come back?

Did he come back when he got the Tonight Show? He came back when he went to the Tonight Show It was like One of the last Late Night Shows I think it was like in the last two months or whatever It was like I'd never gone And I lived in new jersey still and it was just like ah fuck it like we should go they're like free tickets that was my thinking when he was in la and so uh yeah it was i don't remember shit about it i don't remember who was on yep uh but i was like oh that was cool

and then it was like yeah so it was like prime conan like i did it. I won. I'm going to the Tonight Show. Boy, by the time my train got home. A 40-minute commute. You were just in the way. Hey, I'm back. You see this? I'm back. We're going to have a 30-minute show before COVID. What the fuck? That was the worst

idea for that whole thing. That was insane because what that was was an earlier version of the horrible Carson Daily show that was on at like 2 o'clock in the morning that no one watched. And they're like, what if we do that again with Leno at 11? NBC was a fucking shit show. Boy, they fucked that up. They fucked it up so bad. They did it and that's where fear takes you because they were so afraid he was going to go to Fox or NBC or anywhere and just have a show.

But he only came back for two more years. Because the ratings and all that shit were not what it needed to be. And they went, uh-oh, we fucked up. And that's why Fallon's doing it now. Yeah. Think about it. It's Fallon. I think about that a lot.

I think it's the weirdest thing. It doesn't feel real. No, it doesn't. I'm not a Fallon fan. I think about that a lot. I think it's the weirdest thing. It doesn't feel real. No, I'm not a Fallon fan. I also don't hate him. I don't care. I know people like hate Jimmy Fallon, but it's just like,

it's that it's going Jimmy Fallon. Yeah. Yeah. Because the thing is it, it, it would be less weird if it was like an unknown. Yeah. Right.

It's the fact that like looking at Jimmy Fallon's career and it's just like, like, again, you look at Conan's career leading to the, the late night show. That was like, who is this guy? Yeah. That's the fact that like looking at Jimmy Fallon's career and it's just like like, again, you look at Conan's career leading to the late night show. That was like, who is this guy? Yeah, that's how we got. Yeah. But then it's like, OK, that into the Tonight Show made sense. Right. Fallon is just sort of like Jimmy Fallon. Yeah. And he's been doing it forever now. Jimmy Fallon was the guy who was there. Yep. Oh, right. Right place. Right time. When NBC was going, oh, we fucked up.

And then they put Fallon on. It's like, okay, fine. It's a thing where your kids are going to ask you about it in like 13 years. They're going to be like, hey, so I heard about this Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien. It's just going to be some movie comes out. At this point, it's been like 12 years from that. I feel like in 10 years, someone's going to go, it's just going to be some movie comes out, some show. 12 years from that. I feel like in 10 years, someone's going to go,

what's late night TV? I don't know that they're going to be asking about Jay Leno. I'm wondering how long is this thing? I think in 10 or 12 years or whatever, there's going to be another show, miniseries thing that's going to revisit that whole thing. Dramatize it or whatever. You what because it's crazy make a documentary about it because that's what got uh um i was they were talking about it on some other podcast um that i listened to like chicken mouth

or something and the guys were like really giving conan hard time. And I thought Conan was doing the right thing by saying, you can't make the tonight show like later. Yes. Like, yeah. So it's not the tomorrow show. So either, so either like either bring Jay back or get rid of him or like, I I'll just make way.

I'll leave. Yeah. Like, and I thought that was a really good thing for him to do, like to stand up for the honor of the institution that he was part of. And these guys on that chicken mouth thing were ripping Conan apart. So I made a comment on their podcast and was like, you guys don't know what you're talking about.

Then they made fun of me on the next episode. Oh. Yeah. I mean, that makes sense. And now all of them and Jay Leno are laughing at you. Yeah. You and Conan O'Brien. And one of those guys is going to take us on a plane ride soon.

Yeah. But he's going to crash it because, I mean. Well, there's only one parachute. And he's going to say, hey, asshole, remember that comment? Yeah. Hey, do the Conan thing. Do the right thing. Get out.

I'm the youngest I should live also after he jumps out you're going to look at each other and go oh no what do we do and then you're going to say we're on course to hit that house whose house is that oh my god it's Conan O'Brien all in one swoop this is a real Sophie's Choice

trolley problem kind of thing. But it all makes sense. I think the worst part of it is that, well, I guess Gus is okay. I don't know why he's put us in this situation. That is the worst part. Gus is okay. I was going to say, I can't believe Gus is dead. What did you guys think of the French fries?

They sucked. Yeah, they were dog shit. Nick. The regular fries were crap. But again, here's crap but again they were really bad here's the thing they are cold everything's cold yeah and so while the chicken is like wow this is cold it's still chicken the french fries are fucking worthless cold they really are they're just soggy little yep and so the voodoo one is just like right so peppery too the other fries

have shit on it and so it covers up the cold a little bit those Those regular fries are just like, they're just dead in the water. As we're talking about the french fries, Nick has come over to prove that the fries were a good idea. He also went, woo! The reason we got these fries is because Nick wanted these fries. I mean, the flavor is fine. Whatever. What is this, Wingstop?

Yeah, it's Wingstop, man. What do you expect here's the rating we're eating it hang on hang on that wing stop before we that so here's i don't know if this needs to factor in the rating whatever all of this all of the food that we got here three hundred dollars seventy one dollars altogether cheap for 50 wings three things of different kinds of fries and a bunch of carrots that is pretty cheap for 50 wings alright three things of different kinds of fries and a bunch of carrots that is fucking cheap

there's a lot of food it's a lot of fucking wings let me tell you three people ate and Nick ate like for four people and there's still food so five people ate

Nick you came over here like three times in 26 fucking minutes yeah it hasn't even been 30 minutes Jordan Jordan loves it

he's come over so many times Jordan's rolling he pointed out it was 26 minutes and Jordan loved it also before we started I was going to lose weight I can do it I can do it again I'm not starting it yet but I can do it

I can do it when I want I'm starting after this trip he says as he gets up for the fourth time oh man I can do it when I want. I'm starting after this trip, he says, as he gets up for the fourth time. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh, man. He started talking to me about all this weight he lost once, and I was like, wow, that's incredible. What was that? And he said, when I was in high school.

I think I was about 14 years old. Oh, yeah? Oh, right on, man. Imagine I could just do that again. I hit my growth spurt, and all the weight just... So I'm just ready for my next growth spurt. If you guys are going to see me, I'm going to be thin and seven feet tall. I'm going to weigh exactly the same, but I'll be seven too.

Nick also probably the skinniest one of us all. Yeah, 100%. I don't know where the food goes. He didn't even have to get RSV for that too. I've already tacked back on a little bit. Yep, that's the way it goes. A little bit of human weight. So this is a regular order that you get at Wingstop.

Think about this, getting like this and like some friends over for football. Or like, I mean, I just don't know what else you would do. This is like a party pack. You'd throw firecrackers at people's houses. Not their dogs. You put it up the homeowner's butt. The dog comes out with you and he's also throwing the firecrackers at the house. There's like a fetch scenario where he gets the unlit ones or something.

Oh, he brings them over to you. He brings them over to you. He brings them over to you like a stick. You light it. You throw it. I hope he doesn't fetch it when it's lit. I was clear on that. At the end, he stands up on his hind legs and you high five.

It's a real Spuds McKenzie. Here's the thing. I was clear on that. At the end, he stands up on his hind legs and you high five. It's a real Spuds McKenzie. Here's the thing. I was clear on that. It's intelligent dogs. And if the dog isn't intelligent, it's going to take care of itself. You just put signs up and you say unlit only. Carry at own risk.

Yeah, dog. So what do you think? What's your rating for Wingstop? My rating is I love dog. That's good. Wingstop. My rating is justice for conan yeah i mean i feel like are we doing actual numbers i don't know i don't know i don't think conan got justice but he ended up doing pretty well he landed on his feet okay here here's the thing instead of a number did we do we usually give numbers no no no for this is this something you would you tell people yeah man just man, just go to Wingstop?

I would never say that. Yeah. I would never say go to Wingstop. That's how I feel. But, but. Don't confuse that with, I didn't like this. No, I 100% agree with you. What was the darkest one again?

Because that one was good. I think it was like the barbecue. That was like, yeah. That one was like rich in flavor and just had a nice zest to it. I thought that one was the best. Yeah. I get that one. When you start hammering four different flavors back to back,

they all start losing what they are and they become a sweet, spicy thing. It's also because even to say like, would you recommend this? And we normally do that with food. It's like this burger or this thing. By the nature of this restaurant in every wing place, you get like 10 wings and you go, well, I'll get two flavors.

Yeah. So you go with a friend. I'm getting choked up thinking about it. You get 20 wings. That's four flavors right there. Yeah. So you really don't even

have to go get it. No. Again, if you're in Wingstop, get one of the 80 wings you're going to get. Try these. See if you like it. You know what I mean?

This one's good. You're eating a carrot. What? Okay. All right. Well, let's do. Quick. Dump it in ranch.

You're going to get sick. I already did. That's why it's so good. You can follow us at Face Jam Pod on Twitter and on Instagram. You can get a look at all the wings that we ate and what Nick ate. It was a lot. Don't get the fries. I don't have my phone.

No, the fries are pretty... The fries are pretty whack. Yeah. Yeah. Like, if you can... Nick, why do you like the fries when they're bad? They're probably better. Yeah, no shit.

Anyway, that's it. Where'd you put that outro? I texted it to you. Why don't you have your phone? I don't know. I just realized. He's reading it off his watch. I got my watch. Don't worry. Great. Hey, thanks for listening to Spit and Silly. Don't forget to listen to a new episode of Face Jam next week. That's right. Next week, tell a friend

about Jordan, you son of a bitch. Go ahead. Finish the outro. This sucks. He has to open. It's so far. It's so many menus. I'm holding the button down. It's not working. Oh, it's working. to open it's so far it's so many menus it's not working oh it's working oh it's working hang on he's still almost there hang on he's got a scroll hang on hang on he's still trying to find the outro no i'm not what i'm doing other things why we have to end this. Goodbye, Jordan.

That's right. Next week, tell a friend about the show where we do whatever we want, even unfriend Jordan. Goodbye. Conversation ended. That took forever to set up. All right, let's cut. I know.