100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Subway Pizza Sub Salad

Episode Date: September 20, 2022

Based on a text Michael sent to Eric, Our Heroes are here to review a non-limited time food: The Subway Pizza Sub Salad. "Spicy pepperoni, american cheese, and mouthwatering marinara sauce over crisp lettuce, spinach, ripe tomatoes, cucumbers, green peppers, black olives, and red onions. Who liked it? Who hated it? Did Nick eat the whole thing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Welcome to Spittin' Silly, the Fortnite podcast where anything can happen, and it probably does. I'm your host, Jordan Swears, alongside my co-host, Michael Jones. Michael, what's up? What's up? Whoa, I got intro'd. How's that? That's cool.

Feels weird, right? It's a little weird. Felt weird doing it. It's weird to say Michael on a piece of paper that's not me saying my own name. Right. I like the theme song. Theme song's good. I think it was a good choice.

I mean, who knows what the future holds. Crazy bones. For now. Insects. Can we not? Here's the thing. Can's the thing can we not can we not what did we already did that episode i think i think we should listen to some more okay jesus christ what are we doing this fortnight okay spitting silly so spitting silly something different every time it's really whatever we're feeling michael texted me the other day and he just it was just an image that was the order from a subway something he ordered well no it was

something you could order i was ordering something from subway and it caught my eye first of all what's wrong with you uh as like desperate tough day i was i was driving back well i drove there my ex was driving back from six flags and then it was like get home get the kids ready for bed san antonio it was get home get the kids ready for bed it's gonna be late as shit and so i thought i can order subway they're still open have it delivered like two minutes after I get home. This is a situation in which, yeah, I could see. I didn't wake up thinking Subway. So, yes, it was a certain situation.

I would definitely be questioning you. So, Michael took a picture, just a screen cap of what this thing is. And then we immediately started making fun of it and then went, oh, we got to do this. Is this on the menu? Yeah, it is on got to do this. Is this on the menu? Yeah, it is on the menu. This is straight up on the menu. You can just order this.

As is, though. We didn't change anything. This is like when you ordered that pizza. Kind of. This is, you know what? This is like when you order that pizza, but Jordan style. Jordan. What does that mean?

Here you go. Jordan, what we have here. Why is it cold? What we have here is the pizza sub salad. No! No! I'm trying to open it. It is stuck. Yeah, you're struggling.

You're struggling. Go ahead and read off the ingredients to this pizza sub salad. I gotta suplex this. Six dollars. What a steal. Yeah. Spicy pepperoni. There's pepperoni all over the american cheese and mouth-watering marinara sauce over crisp lettuce spinach vine ripe tomatoes cucumbers green peppers black olives and red onions it's a salad with pepperoni and marinara. And American cheese. The classic pizza cheese.

So also, because this is spitting silly, we have not eaten the food yet. No. This is Jordan's reaction. I don't want to eat the food. And finding out, no, this is a salad. That's why I thought you might like it. Nick is fucking five bites in already. He's five bites in already, dude.

So, dude. So, yeah. You guys, we went and got it, and you were trying to keep it a secret. Right. And you did. I'll give you that. Jordan hasn't even started eating it yet, and he's got marinara all over him. It's already a mess. All the marinara's stuck to the top of mine.

Dude, there's a gallon of marinara. You guys were talking about it, and you were just like, I don't know who would ever do this. Like, who wants this? And then you were thinking like, I think Nick's going to like it. It's just going to make Jordan mad. And I think this is accurate. I knew it. So the funny thing about it is I saw it and it's just called pizza sub.

And what caught my attention was... Pizza sub? It's called pizza sub, right? And what caught my attention... This is not even a sub. Well, and this is where the confusion came in trying to find it. Also, they gave us crackers. Oh, for your soup. Why?

What do you mean? What is the dip in your marinara? So I can eat those instead because I would prefer? I mean, you can build a pizza cracker style. So I was rooting around in the app. Marinara and some good old spinach. It was lettuce and spinach. I saw pizza sub.

Yeah. And my first thought was like, oh, it's just like a pizza, but it's got bread instead of dough. But it immediately caught me off guard because I went, well, there's American cheese. I know Subway has mozzarella cheese. Why are they not using mozzarella cheese? That doesn't make any sense.

Why is there lettuce and cucumbers? Like, what the fuck? That was it. There wasn't a picture of it. And so I sent it to Eric lettuce and cucumbers? Like, what the fuck? That was it. There wasn't a picture of it. And so I sent it to Eric and I'm like, this is wild. Who would eat this? And he was like, we should do it on Spittin' Silly. And then yesterday he messaged me.

He's like, hey, where is that thing? I can't find it. Like, what is it? And I was like, hang on, let me go find it. And I found the pizza sub, but it was different. It was still stupid, but it made more sense, right? And I'm like, I don't know. Maybe like it's certain subways

or maybe it changed or whatever. The reason I couldn't find it is because I was looking in sandwiches, and then I realized it's a salad. That's why it's got the lettuce. It's a salad called pizza sub. Yes, correct. Then today, I hate this. Then today, Eric's like, look, this is different.

He's showing it to me. It all had different ingredients. Wasn't the sandwich. And that's when you were watching going, I don't know what you this is different. He's showing it to me. It all had different ingredients. Wasn't the sandwich. And that's when you were watching going, I don't know what you're doing. But it's incredible. He was under breadless bowls, which has another version of the pizza sub. But not this. So there's a pizza sub sandwich.

There's a pizza sub breadless bowl. And then there's a pizza sub salad. Yeah. This is the pizza sub salad. And the important part is it has American cheese for no reason. It's got marinara sauce. Cucumbers. It's,

it's a bad combination. What do you mean? But it's a salad. But don't you love pizza? I need to dig in. I want some pep in my step. It is almost two o'clock. Yeah.

We've been here since. 11? 11 working on other stuff. We've been listening to theme songs. I was so hungry. Yeah. We've been here since... 11? 11, working on other stuff. Mm-hmm. We've been listening to theme songs. I was so hungry. Yeah. And we got you lunch.

I said we should have eaten in the middle of the day, not at the end of the day. Wasn't I right? Mm-hmm. Look at that. Eric was very worried because it said it came with marinara sauce, but there wasn't a picture and there wasn't a sauce option for marinara. Don't worry. They hooked you up. Don't worry, baby. And it's all right for marinara. Don't worry. They hooked you up.

Don't worry, baby. And it's all right at the top. They got it. It is all on the top, and it's so bad. Want 16 cucumbers? They didn't spread out anything. The marinara tastes like- They took a handful in the bowl. Handful in the bowl.

Handful in the bowl. The marinara tastes like how Subway smells. Oh, interesting. I don't like that. And this one smelled particularly bad. There were a lot of people in line. That was a busy Subway. That was a stinky Subway.

Oh, my God. All right. I'm having one more bite. This one is pepperoni and some cheese. And I'm going to get a cucumber. Just eating a slice of pepperoni with a fork, drenched in marinara sauce, and accidentally grabbing a pickle with it, or a cucumber, is fucking insane. Who the fuck is ordering this?

How is this on the menu? I don't understand. Those are the worst textures I think I've ever had in my mouth. Why did they make this? Who the fuck goes, all right, I'm thinking... I'm thinking a salad for once. All right? I'm thinking a salad.

Let's start with marinara sauce. I really need to start eating healthy. Oh, a pizza salad. It's, dude, it's all on the top. Jesus Christ. All of it. All of it. Pepperonis?

Pretty spicy. Hang on, I made it to the onion and garlic. They are pretty spicy. I thought I was being a baby, but. Nick, did you finish it yet? I'm going to have a cracker. This guy's almost done with it. What the fuck?

I'm eating one cracker to see if it does anything, and it doesn't. There's also... Hopefully the... The crackers are stale. Hopefully the muck banging is to a minimum, because I really wanted to do this on the show. I think we're doing a fine job. There's so many ingredients. to a minimum, because I really wanted to do this on the show.

I think we're doing a fine job. There's so many ingredients. There's not even one cohesive flavor you can get from this. Like a sandwich, you bite it, you get all of it at once. You can't pick up all this shit at once. So it's like, right now I'm eating marinara and pepperoni. Now I'm eating a piece of lettuce. Now I have an onion and a fucking cucumber. By the time you really dig into it, like the top layer,

shave off the top layer, it's just a salad. It's a salad. The pepperoni, the cheese, the marinara. Well, it, like the top layer, shave off the top layer, it's just a salad. It's a salad. The pepperoni, the cheese, the marinara. The pizza, it's on the top. Right, yeah. The salad's the dough. And then it's salad underneath.

Like, I don't think it would be better if they mixed it, but it certainly would be... There's definitely... There's no saving it regardless. But yeah, it would be easier to eat. It'd be more salad-y. Hang on, what is he motioning

what is he doing he's just saying deep he's always saying it's a deep dish he's saying this is right compared a bowl to deep dish right and the and the deepness is just spinach and lettuce dude and cucumbers like right now i've got a cucumber i've got cheese that's i've got pepperoni wait and uh let me get a pepper too and pepper and this isn't even all the ingredients no that's a good bite right there this is just something they have on the menu that's so much we did nothing we didn't like this is a

just default item like this they're like that's why it took so long because this doesn't make any sense we just kept going I definitely understand that part now it's like I gotta make sure that it's, I'm looking in the right place and that it has everything I need.

Yep. We just wanted to get the thing that I saw, which is nice. I wish it was a pizza sandwich. Dude, dude, that's again, originally what I thought it was. And I was like, pizza sandwich is fine. I get pepperoni because it's subway

what else are you gonna put on it right you know what i mean but you think mozzarella cheese pepperoni marinara sauce that's about it that's a pizza sandwich why they keep why is lettuce on there now here's why are olives in there now i like that idea but sub out mozzarella cheese for american cheese doesn't make any sense throw some on there, and let's take this thing home. The cucumbers are the most egregious thing. And, Jordan, I 100% agree. We've got to have that crunch. Lettuce.

So much lettuce. That's a crisp. It's a very soft texture to go with everything, and it's very mushy cucumbers can be and so like when you when you have pepperoni cheese and cucumber michael's just rubbing a cucumber all over his salad and giggling i'm giggling at what you're saying when you have all of those textures combined it is just the worst thing you could probably get at a Subway and that's really saying something. There are truly no flavors here that work. I wish it was the pizza.

I want the pizza from Subway. Well, that's what you asked. Yeah, I want real food after this. Yeah, I was hoping maybe there was something else for us. This is food. Food for him, maybe. You got the pepperonis. You got some pepperonis left in your bowl. Yeah, you got pepperonis on the top. This is going to fill you up. You can have more food after you You got the pepperonis. You got some pepperonis left in your bowl.

Yeah, you got pepperonis on the top. That's what's going to fill you up. You can have more food after you eat all your pepperonis. Did you eat all the pepperonis off your salad? I was going to say, I finally tried the Gatorade in a can that we've had at the office. And I thought really that this would be the lowest point of this meal but really how's that going this is the saving grace they keep coming back to the canned Gatorade it the canned Gatorade really it it's Gatorade but there's something off about it yeah I don't know

what it is it's like a little bit flatter which is weird to say because it's never been carbonated do you think there's an expectation of carbonation because it's in a can? So you have sort of like a mindset of like, yeah, but I mean you got iced tea. You do drink. I drank the shit out of some brisk baby when I was a kid. I also don't know why it's in a can. Did they used to come in cans? I always thought they came in glass bottles. I find it suspicious

that it's in a can. Now granted this is only at our It's got a retro logo. It does. And this is only like at our office. We didn't go and buy this. Some monster bought this and put it in the refrigerator. And they keep buying it. Or nobody's drinking it. Not only is it a can, but it's orange. Yeah.

The worst flavor. And so I'm just like, I'm not a Gatorade like connoisseur, but you've got red and blue are like the big flavors. And the fact that it's not red or blue in a can, it tells me like the can is kind of a punishment. I think it's a punishment for orange. Yeah. Oh. I don't think Gatorade is very confident in the can of Gatorade. I agree.

If I can get the orange, I don't know. Fuck it. Yeah. I would have tried it by now if it wasn't orange. Me too. I just don't want it. If that was red, and it's crazy that it's not red. Uh-huh.

If that was red, I would have had it. Orange is just like, who cares? I don't love any kind of Gatorade, but if it's like, oh, I want to drink something that's not water, I'll drink a Gatorade, get a couple of, you know, dozen grams of sugar going. Yeah, right. How many have we

got here? Oh, it's only, wait a minute. It says total sugars 20 grams includes 20 grams added sugar? So is that 40 or is that just added sugars 20? No, I think it's all added. Yeah, I think that just means Gatorade doesn't have any natural sugars. It's not a natural sugar.

There was no sugar. When they canned and bottled the Gatorade from the geyser, there was no sugar in it at first. There's no sugar naturally occurring in Gatorade. 20's still better than soda. When you squeeze it out of the Gator, there's no sugar in the Gator.

I thought they were squeezing it out of Florida University players. This is so bad. You're still going, man. I'm fucking hungry. I am going to hold out until after this episode. Nick ate the whole thing and now he is still I am going to hold out until after this episode. What's he doing? Maybe we'll get. Nick ate the whole thing and now he is just still so hungry.

He typed still so hungry and he's just making the text bigger and bigger and it's becoming more and more. He's making it bigger and bigger, but like bolding or like highlighting it on the highlight. It's all. Now just a still. Well, the thing is, here's the thing about this and why it continues to suck. I've now, I've eaten all, I've eaten all the pepperoni. Right. I'm digging around. I've eaten all the pepperoni. Right. I'm digging around.

I don't like tomatoes or olives, so I'm digging around them. Okay? And I'm getting to the bottom where it's normal. Yeah. But it's just, it's not even salad. It's low quality shredded lettuce with no dressing. So it's just plain as fuck. It's like for turtles.

It's like not, like you shouldn't be eating those people. It's turtle rabbit food. This is like, I'm almost wishing for the Torchy salad after this. That was rabbit food. Forgot about that Torchy salad. So yeah, once you get over the nightmare, it's just, there's no flavor at all. Okay. So let me ask, you have this.

This is on their regular menu. Okay. It's been silly. We're just going to get normal food. Well, normal is relative, I suppose. Yeah. What would you do? don't say turn into a sandwich what would you do to improve this get rid of half of the things does it still have to

be quote unquote pizza salad yes that's what it is trying to be a pizza salad so i mean i feel i don't know that you can make that work i think this is a prime example doesn't get lettuce the first thing salad is lettuce yeah you've lost yeah i'm sorry it's gonna say The first thing. Salad is lettuce. Yeah. You've lost. Yeah. I'm sorry. I was going to say, the first thing I would do is get rid of the marinara sauce and it's no longer a pizza. So that was the crucial part that this, Jordan,

you have no idea. That's what you were freaking out about? Yes. I was very worried there wouldn't be marinara. Because it says it in the description, but when you are selecting all your ingredients,

there's all these sauces, like dressings to put on it. There's like 15 options. And a lot of them are like, you know, balsamic, whatever. But some of them are like mustard, like regular sandwich stuff, which is insane. I would have loved a mustard on top of this. But marinara is like not listed. Like it doesn't come as like, okay, so we just kept going.

How the fuck do we get? We have to get marinara on this. Like that's the crucial part. You think the people working there were like, I can't believe somebody ordered four of these things. Oh, 100%. Yes. I guarantee you they didn't know it was a thing they sold. Yeah, right.

Yeah, they just went, what the fuck? Does anyone know how to make this? This is the thing where someone in the, when you get there and say, I'll have the pizza sub salad. And they say, what do you want in it? And I go, I don't know, whatever. This was the reason. And then someone and then the, and then someone in the audience goes,

this got fucked up that you expect them to know a menu item. You should know it. Oh, the other thing I do, I'd just like to point out in case you didn't know, I assume you should. Cause it's subway, but not only did they use American cheese,

but it's still slices. Yes. It's the little triangles. It's a little triangles. And they ripped them up a little bit some of them yeah but they're still not shredded yeah i don't think they don't have a separate cheese that they're gonna go the thing is i don't think they have shredded mozzarella but it still would have worked i know they have fresh quote-unquote fresh mozzarella like the ovals

yeah a big old dollop of it why is that not in here why is makes no sense. Why is it American cheese? It makes no goddamn sense. It doesn't. This whole thing. American cheese? Why my pizza, please? A pizza or a salad. It doesn't belong in either. So, a big reason for ordering this, and I love when you said, like, oh, is this gonna be like the pizza thing when Michael ordered the pizza from Subway? In a way. Yeah, sort of.

I mean, it's like a little bit. When Michael texted this to me, I read the description to my wife, and she started gagging. She just started going, oh, God, stop. Dude, you think about like,

just think about a regular salad and then just dumping some marinara on it. Yes. That'll make anyone gag. So when we went to- And it's bad marinara. Oh, yeah. Oh, Subway, it all fucking sucks. When we went and it's bad marinara oh yeah oh it's subway it all fucking sucks uh when we went to the counter to grab the thing i'm like uh online order cool she grabs it

because that's why i didn't go there and say hey can we get four of these pizza sub salads because they were gonna go what do you want on it it's like no no no yeah it's true it's all on the computer yes it's all there so they had them ready to go and everything. And I went, is marinara like in it? Is it on the side? Like it's already there. She went, oh yeah, it's already on it. And I went, thank you so much.

I just walked over to Eric as he was getting the food. And I said, I just went, so we good? He went, we're good. Yep. I was like, I got the code. He's like, we're fine. We're fine. I'm good.

I'm not worried anymore. I also knew it was there because it's all over the inside of one of these fucking bags. It might be the most egregious part of the non-mixing. Yeah. Is the entire layer like a pizza. But imagine you put all the ingredients on the pizza, then the sauce lasts. Yes. That's what it's like.

Yeah. So misguided. It's an overpacked bowl too so i would argue you can't even mix it you can't like spilling it no you can't you can't mix it up or anything but that's the thing like other salads you can kind of like you put like the top on you turn upside down you shake it and everything yeah it's all gonna be stuck to the look here's the thing i it i hate it the way that it is i think i would hate it more if it was mixed i think it would make me like physically sick to look at if the marinara was mixed throughout.

It would look like somebody threw this up. Yeah, something about that lettuce at the bottom mixed with this fucking dog shit marinara is like in my head is vile. One of you glanced over here. I'm down to the lettuce, and so I'm dipping it in all the marinara. I'm dipping it in all the marinara that was left at the top of my plate.

Nick's giving me two thumbs up, so you know I'm going in the right direction here. Nick, do you want my salad? Look. It's so gross. It looks very bad. It's gross. And Michael has like a little- There's some on the corner of his mouth.

He's a little lad. He needs his bib. He's chipley. it's fine bad chipley um it it's insane that this is when we went that was the lunch rush right like there there were people there who were there for lunch we also forgot that that subway existed um did not know uh there were a lot of people in line getting full- sandwiches. Imagine getting this fucking thing. I don't think anyone does. I don't know why it's still on the menu. When we talked about things we

were going to do on Spittin' Silly and we talked about non-limited time things, I kind of got excited. I was like, ah, good food. Wow, a hamburger. Where's that excitement? Fuck you. Eat the pizza salad. And really, and really I acknowledge now that that was

the pizza sub salad that was that's right that was my fault for thinking that right and you guys really put me you really

knocked me down a peg look I just thought it was something silly he wanted to make it spit and silly oh I was I was so thrilled when he sent me that

and it was like we gotta do this this is definitely spit yeah you spit in your own mouth definitely worthy it's when he sent me that and it was like, we gotta do this. This is definitely spit. Yeah. You spit in your own mouth. Definitely worthy. It's,

I'm gonna have another cracker. Do you think this, we've eaten a lot of stuff on Face Jam in general. I would say this is probably one of the worst things we've ever had. This is one, and it's not even limited.

It's just the thing on their menu. This is probably one of the worst things. Subway's lucky. Wendy's got rid of the pub. Yeah. And this remains. Yes. What the fuck? And I understand got rid of the pub. Yeah. And this remains. Yes. What the fuck?

And I understand, you know, apples and oranges, but just in a world where the pub sandwich can go away and this thing is here every day

of your life just waiting for you doesn't make any sense. We have all the ingredients. Throw it in a bowl. What the fuck? If someone came, if they didn't sell this

and someone came in and asked for these ingredients in a bowl, the answer should be no. We're not going to do that for your own good. Nick just executed something. Hell yeah. I don't know which person involves it. I was going to say

gun to my head and I have to choose between eating this again or going to Long John Silver's, it's a tough choice. I'm not sure which one I would pick, but I think that speaks volumes. This or the

Arby's fish sandwich? I'd probably eat that fish sandwich. Wow! I would eat this, but I hate fish. I mean, that's just. I hate this too. Cheese at least could kind of work on the fish sandwich. It was the worst part about that fish sandwich,

but I'm not going to eat this again. I'm not even going to. No. I'm not going to eat another bite of it. I think one of the worst things about this is it's cold. Oh, yeah. You got it. You went, why is this cold?

That's the first thing you said. It wasn't even out of Dude, you got it and you went, why is this cold? That's the first thing you said. It wasn't even out of the bag yet. And you're like, why is it cold? Not what I was expecting it to be. It's so cold. And it's cold pepperoni with this cold marinara. With cold marinara. Like, dude, at this point, just make the marinara hot.

It can't be worse. Yeah, right? It can't be worse than what this is. Here's what you do. You take the marinara. You put it on some like, I don't know, dough-like thing. Okay. Like a bread.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, they got bread. And then you sprinkle some. It shouldn't be the American, but maybe you shred up another cheese. And you put that on top of it. And throw it in their little toaster oven for a little bit. See what comes out.

I don't know. I don't know. It's a good idea, but when do I put the cucumbers on? Before and after. Oh, good. That way comes out. I don't know. I don't know. It's a good idea, but when do I put the cucumbers on? Before and after. Oh, good. That way you have hot cucumbers and cold cucumbers. You want it to be like

a food experience. Sandwich them in there. Is there any food that you can think of off the top of your head that has cold marinara as an ingredient? Because I can't think of one.

It's always hot. No, never. No, it's either hot on the food or it's a side and it's warm. And at worst, it's a side and it's warm. And at worst, it's room temperature in a package. Yeah. That you're dipping a hot food into.

Right. Like mozzarella sticks. Correct. I think that's the thing is like- This is cold. Yeah. It's not room temperature. It's cold.

I think there's people out there who are going to be like, I went to Applebee's and I got the mozzarella sticks. And it's like, right, right. But that's hot food going into maybe a cold marinara, but probably a room temperature. Yeah. The hot food is the crucial thing. You don't eat marinara cold

unless it's like a leftover Italian food or pizza or whatever. I just can't even think of a food that calls for cold marinara. Yeah. Made fresh. I'm going to simmer all these tomatoes. Get this sauce going

put it in the refrigerator it's fresh from the fridge come back tomorrow it's bad it's bad it's bad it's not good I like marinara

you put this in your mouth and go why but there's something about the cold marinara with these ingredients and everything that are just wonderful oh man

I thought I was gonna finish your sentence this is just making me look forward to dinner tonight cause I thought I was going to finish your sentence. This is just making me look forward to dinner tonight because I'm going to be really hungry. I just want to say, so we had a bit of a

like where to find this thing. Eric and I, I sent it to him and then it turned into like, where is this? And he's asking for it and I'm going, oh, I can't find it, whatever.

The crucial part was when I found it again, because like here's, and then again, this seems to be different across different subways. Yes. Right?

But this is the one we went to. Here's the pizza sub sub. Okay? Still doesn't make sense. But first of all, it's hot. Good start. Already better. Pepperoni.

Sure. Cheese. And marinara sauce. I mean, it's still, it says cheese. It's still American. By default. You can change it by default. But mean, it's still, it says cheese, it's still American by default. You can change it by default,

but that's it. Yes. It says pepperoni piled high and layered with melt delicious cheese and our signature marinara sauce. Try it on freshly baked

artisan Italian bread today. Now granted, in the picture, it also clearly has peppers and onions. Right. But even then, that still would kind of

fly on a pizza. Yeah, even olives would be fine on a pizza. That is what we could have eaten. Yes. And that, and instead, if that's hot, I would eat that. Right. But even then, that still would kind of fly on a pizza. Yeah, even olives would be fine on a pizza. That is what we could have eaten. Yes. And that, and instead. If that's hot, I would eat that. Right. Yep. That's right.

I think it's a great way to put it. If that's a cold sandwich, I don't want it. So I was trying to find it, and I'm just like, I can't find it. And Eric's like, oh, damn. And I just go, oh, this could be even better. Son of a bitch. It's a salad. Yep yep and Eric replied what

then what the fuck what and then what again it was one of those like you type three times and I said that's why it has lettuce

and cucumbers insane and he says we have to order it what app is it which I just told him both and then today he kept saying

what app is it because I couldn't fucking find it well that's because I said it's a salad and then today he kept saying what app is it because I couldn't fucking find it well that's because I said it's a salad and then he was looking under breadless bowls bread bowls

which is very different than a salad something in a tub is not a salad so anyway we're not really rating it this is heinous but you should have

known that on a scale of good to heinous this is definitely heinous I mean we're definitely not giving this out of 100 whatever it's just like

don't eat this. It wasn't a surprise. We didn't get it and go, actually. It was, I would say, worse than I thought it was going to be. I absolutely agree with you. A hundred percent agree with you. As soon as I got it and opened it, I knew it was going to be bad. Expectations were met.

Yep, exactly. We did it. That's spitting silly. This is a good one. This was definitely better than the first one. Well, no. It was. Dude, imagine how good the. This is a good one. This was definitely better than the first one. Well, no, they're both good. Dude, imagine how good the third one's going to be.

Wow! The third one, we're getting the pizza sub bowl. I don't know. We're working our way up to the sandwich. So if Jordan does the intro, do you do the outro? Oh, yeah, I said that last time. Okay. And then you said no.

Oh, I couldn't. Well, I mean, I just couldn't believe it. But don't pretend like you. Well, actually, he's probably not pretending. He probably did forget. He's forgetting, like, that last time. Okay. And then you said no. Oh, I couldn't. Well, I mean, I just couldn't believe it. But don't pretend like you. Well, actually, he's probably not pretending. He probably did forget. Yeah. He's forgetting like the salad comment. Look at his hair. He's surprised he remembers anything.

Do you want to take us out? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to take you out. All right. Well, look, thanks for listening to Spittin' Silly. And don't forget to listen to a new episode of Face Jam next week. That's right.

Next week. Because you subscribe to Face Jam, you get Spittin' Silly and don't forget to listen to a new episode of Face Jam next week. That's right. Next week. Because you subscribe to Face Jam, you get Spittin' Silly as well. And now look, I'm right there with you. People going like, hey, what's this thing on my feed? I didn't subscribe to that.

This is the show with the same people in it. Yep. If you're listening to Spittin' Silly and go, I love Face Jam, I hate Spittin' Silly. There's something wrong with you.

I'm just saying. You got a problem. It's the exact same four people. There's just no food we're going to rate. But sometimes there might be food. Sometimes there might not be. We're spitting silly. Who knows? Does anyone else miss the food?

I miss the energy. Tell a friend about the show where we do whatever we want. Which is really both shows. But this one also. And shorter. Goodbye. It's shorter and it's over. Fire stuff. Did we do that?