100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Thanksgiving Foods: Ranked

Episode Date: November 15, 2022

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I'm your host, Jordan Swears, alongside my very thankful co-host, Michael Jones. Michael, what are you thankful for? I'm thankful for the bountiful food I'm about to enjoy. Because Eric told me that we're doing a food tier list, right? Yeah. So we're going to get the taste every food. Oh, bring it on. Dude, that's to get the taste every food and then rank it. Bring it on. Dude, that's a lot of food.

Where's it at? You have, that's, you have, you bought all of these? 25 things, dude. I mean, after, after we, let's do it.

You know, when we're done. When we're done, we'll, when we're done, then we, that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I have to taste it

to rank it. What do you mean? No, no, no, no. It's like, you know, can't rank without taste. Nah, you can, did you not get any of the food? I mean,

I did not. You hurt Nick's ears. I don't know if I hurt his ears or he's mad about the food too. I think he's mad about the food. Nick wants to see our rankings. Also, he's bleeding from his ears. He's over here.

He's what I would call dangerously close. I would say dangerously cheesy. Now Nick's within striking distance. I don't like when he's behind us. He's usually just a step in front of us for a reason. Ho ho ho. Welcome to the Thanksgiving tier list. Why'd you say ho ho ho?

Why didn't you say gobble gobble? Nick, edit that out so I say glug glug. He's really close in making that fucking noise. he's now the sauce turkey um i wanted to see where you guys would rank this stuff apple or apple apple pie oh what about apple i can read no yeah no sure yeah that wasn't you know what that wasn't in doubt big squash that wasn't in doubt until now. This is a tier list that

we found on Tier Maker and has some of our favorite Thanksgiving foods and some weird shit. I'll be the judge of that. Who's our favorite foods? All of us together. Thanksgiving. Jamsgiving. That's different. I've never eaten Thanksgiving with you cretins before. We've had jamsgiving together.

I've had jamsgiving, absolutely. That's where we're eating pizza that's where that's where i get you're welcome we have to wait until the moons and stars align yeah for face jams giving to come back we were very clear that it comes when we say it yeah when are you gonna do another one whenever it comes out yeah like whenever we do it i don't know on the next jams. Yeah. When it's Jamsgiving again, you idiot. Duh. When you've done enough to warrant the Jamsgiving. The thing is like, it's honestly just the hubris of mankind to just go,

every other holiday is on the same day every year. Jamsgiving must be too. No. Yeah. I'm sorry. Jamsgiving. That's a bold assumption. Doesn't abide by your nonsensical human laws.

Right. And the thing about jams giving is it doesn't have to be any of these same foods all the time. It can be whatever you're feeling. But honestly, it's whatever we're feeling. Right. And you're welcome. Yeah, you're welcome. Give it to me.

You're welcome. You're welcome. But I guess we should talk about Thanksgiving, which is a regular holiday. Right. We have tiers here. S tier, A tier, B tier, mid tier, and F tier. Mid tier is not in the middle. Yeah, because it's mid, not middle.

Yeah, it's mid. It's the slang. It's the mid slang, which means bad. I had a whole conversation with Kayla about this. And she was wrong. Yeah, she was like, yeah, it means middle. It's like, no. No, mid is bad. But is mid better than F? Or is like, yeah, it means middle. It's like, no. Mid is bad.

But is mid better than F? Or is mid F now? No, I think mid is better than F. Mid is better than the worst, but it's not neutral. Okay. There you go. That's good.

All right. It's definitely not neutral. I thought it would, I'll be honest, I kind of thought it was synonymous with F. With just the bottom? Okay.

See, I don't think it's quite the bottom. Yeah, I don't think it's quite universally bad, but not the worst. It's more like, I don't think it's slightly higher. Yeah. I don't think it's quite universally bad. It's more like, it's more like that scene in Mad Men when he goes, I feel sorry for you. And Jon Hamm says, I don't think about you at all. Yeah.

I don't think about you at all is mid. Yeah. Like you would rather be hated and thought of than ignored and be mid. Oh, so I have no problem. There you go. Excellent. So let's get into it. Let's start with apple pie mid jordan um i'll say b okay but like it's weird to start with a dessert i agree well well let me tell you it's going to continue to get weird because they're alphabetical

i can't can't wait until the end of the list when we get to turkey the main course you mean white gravy i mean i would i could see it in a b tier the problem is i could also see it in a mid-tier because apple pie is like you guys are apple pie haters i've had it's not necessarily good apple pie it's that it's it's not that hate it. It's that when I have it, I go, I guess I've had some pretty good apple pies. I would say A. Wow. I would A an apple pie.

A good apple pie. Yeah, but it's- The best apple pie I've ever had was A. Yeah. I would say my standard apple pies are what I would call A. Wow. Oh, but maybe I just like apple pie more. You know like a sweets guy?

No. Yeah. That's usually my problem. Which that's why I like pie more than cake. Right? It's got enough. And there's like other shit.

You know what I mean? I get like the pie filling. Oh, there are better pies. I'm just saying for me, it's an A. Yeah. Okay. It's just,

I'm putting it in an A, but you guys are both saying B or mid. Yeah, we're putting it in B. Do we let this guy chime in? Or what do you think? No, he's just watching. Nick says mid.

All right. We'll put it in right, we'll put it in B. B is the acceptable answer between the three real people. Baked squash. Do you guys typically have squash at Thanksgiving? I'm trying to look at that. My grandmother makes it. Yeah, I'm squinting.

I'm looking at this picture and I've never had it. It's a hollowed out squash, essentially. It's hard to get that shit without an old lady involved. Yes. It's a very. Generally speaking. That's a pilgrims ate it so we eat it type of.

Which is. And it comes in a cornucopia. Yeah. I would say more often than not disappearing from generation to generation. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

If it makes it to like your kids Thanksgiving and like years and years and years and years and years. It would be their grandparents. Yeah. Because I don't think we're busting out the big squad. years and years, it would be their grandparents. Yeah. Because I don't think we're busting out the big squad. You're lucky we make the Turk. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to say straight up. I just don't even think it's worth eating. I just don't know. Yeah. I don't know enough to rate it. Do we want, do we want an NA category? Do you want a non-applicable category? I think we should say we should put a, put another one that just says like old people food.

Yeah. NA is too normal. Yeah. It should be like oldies. Call it boomer food. Although some oldies are good but we'll know the difference between an oldie and there's a difference between an oldie and that's a classic that's been around

forever. Like an apple pie could be an oldie. So we're putting baked squash below F in oldies. I see, but I don't even think it's really below. No, no, it's not below. It's just on its own. It's subcategories. It's basemented. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Oh, God. Jordan, that is below. It's not below. It's just underground. Right. But it's in its own space. Baked sweet potato or just sweet potato, I guess.

Very good. Always a good That's A Is sweet potato casserole on here? Sweet potato casserole is on here and separate Okay That's an important distinction To me the baked sweet potato is an easy A

Okay I love a sweet potato where you Open it and throw the butter in it. Oh, baby. And you just watch that. Oh, it's fucking game time, dude. Like that's, that's again, that's up there for me with granny food. Yeah.

But like, granny knows what the fuck she's doing. But the thing about a sweet potato, a baked sweet potato is so fucking easy. It's, I'll be honest. It's, they're not lying. Yep. It's sweet. It's sweet. It's deliciously sweet.

I'd go as far to say it's better than regular baked potatoes. Oh, interesting. I think I would agree, but I've never lived in a world where I've had them nearly as much. Now, you know what I mean? Like, I think after my 10th sweet potato, I'm going to be like, fuck, give me a regular potato. But regularly, I would say it's definitely a superior potato. Okay, so let me definitely A. Let's stay in the potato category,

then jump around a little bit. Let's do that. Oh, look at Eric going. Sweet potato casserole. S, baby. S! Put it at the top. Wow.

Really? Putting it at the top. Man, I didn't know where he was going to go with that. I didn't either. You don't know where he's going to go. So now what specifically... What's the difference? What's getting thrown into it?

They got marshmallows on top. It's already cut up. It's thrown in there. The marshmallows are on top. Yup. It's so good. It's a little, hang on. You're getting a little ahead of yourself.

Look, I'm putting it there as a placeholder. We can move it. You're getting a little ahead of yourself. We can move it. Okay. You can add a little bit of pecans for some crunch. Some cinnamon for some flavor. I mean, you can do that with a regular sweet potato.

Don't nah me. You can have pecans with a regular sweet potato. The nut won't take. What the hell are you talking about? The casserole is a little creamier than just a straight up baked potato. It's just a nice...

It's almost like a dessert, honestly. I'm going to argue that it is a dessert. It's right there. It's usually like a dessert, honestly. I'm going to argue that it is a dessert. I mean, it's right there. It's usually delivered on the side. It's definitely delivered as a side. The casserole, I think, jumps it to a dessert. Yeah. Generally speaking, with the nuts and especially the marshmallows. I eat anything with a marshmallow that isn't a marshmallow.

That's not really a common thing. However. I'm trying to think of any time I've had a marshmallow that wasn't a dessert. And I think Michael's right. It laid it over it. Uh-huh. I will have to say casserole, S tier. Okay.

Okay. Completely agree. That's a delicious treat. So sweet potato casserole. Our first S. It's in the S. Let me ask you this. We got to go faster.

This is taking forever. Mashed potato. We care too much. How long are we going here? Mashed potatoes are, again, if you're talking with gravy, now you have gravy separate, but I would count mashed potatoes and gravy as one thing if you're making it right.

That's S tier. Oh, I agree with mashed potatoes being S tier. It has to be. And I'm going to be honest, and I think this is more so than just this is the most delicious thing ever. First of all, they're great. But second of all, beyond just the flavor,

it's just such a goddamn backbone of Thanksgiving. It's a staple. What the fuck are you going to do without mashed potatoes? Imagine you'd be laughed at. To the turkey, mashed potatoes are the turkey of the sides. If you're going to have one side, it's got to be mashed potatoes. I don't know how you put that any lower than S. Jordan?

I agree wholeheartedly. I appreciate that. And also, nick whispered hell yeah to himself so now let me ask this brown gravy does it go up there with mashed potatoes is it is it a one in one if we put brown gravy up there then we have to put white gravy there as well because i think the white gravy is better than the brown gravy. Like brown gravy is just your standard though. Yeah. Like the white gravy is like, it's a special occasion.

Oh. It's Thanksgiving. Okay. We've got, I'm going to be honest, I don't eat gravy unless it's Thanksgiving. It's a special occasion.

You're eating gravy. You're getting gravy. You know what? This may be controversial. I'm willing to put both in S tier. Okay. Let's do it.

I'm not against it. It's fucking gravy. Again, you need gravy. That's up there with the I'm not against it. It's fucking gravy. Again, you need gravy. That's up there with the mashed potatoes and the turkey. Or on the gravy. That's the mashed potatoes of the condiments. I will say gravy rules supreme.

Yeah. Right? You really don't need anything else. You see, and it's on there somewhere, but like cranberry sauce is like a weird, almost gelatinated sauce. Yeah. The sauce is in the goddamn name yep um but

that sort of exists as a food sauce gravy pretty much covers everything else there's not a lot of sauces in thanksgiving okay so how about i'm gonna jump around a little bit more green bean green bean casserole that could be good can be it can be i mean it's not i think it's not the go-to especially especially i think we need to live under the assumption that that any of these foods were made properly by a good old lady yes yeah this is yes not that old ladies are the only ones who know but they are the most reliable in my opinion the nana made i would if i if i had to look into a group of people i would profile the old lady to be the best cook. Absolutely. I would say, Granny, please

I would pick you to make turkey. If there's a spread of delicious sides and dishes at Thanksgiving and I need to sacrifice one, bean green. Bean green? Bean green. Bean green casseroles getting cut. I'm willing to

agree. That's the one I'm leaving. It's the fanciest version of green beans you can get. Yeah. But it is. But it's still green beans. It's still bean green. To me, it's B or it's mid. It's one of the two. It's B or mid. I think it's B. I think it's mid. You think it's mid? Alright, I'm willing to

settle. I think because it's skippable. I think because it's skippable. If you can skip it. Nick says it's an A. So it's skippable Nick says it's an A So it's mid A seems I could see a B A seems a little much I could lean more mid toward A

I'm getting weird I'm just picking things here Cream spinach Cream spinach I mean y'all like spinach Uh huh How you feel about it i love spinach yeah i fucking love spinach and how do you feel about cream spinach i like it really suck it down jordan it's a real just you're just shoving a bunch of green goop in your mouth cream spinach

i don't know how to describe it but it's super good for you it is very good for you it's nice to know that there's a thing that i like uh-huh that is just good you know what i mean like nobody's gonna make me eat it it's pretty surprising you know like i love i've always loved spinach since a kid like i'll eat it right out of the can okay oh pop i over here that's you know what maybe some of the inspiration uh i think that cream spinach is gross and that doesn't shock me. There's not a lot of middle ground at all. You like spinach or you don't really? Cream spinach is not a typical dish for me. Oh, really?

On Thanksgiving. Yeah, I don't think I've ever had it. Okay. But I can tell you that it doesn't sound appetizing. And certainly doesn't look appetizing. Yeah, it's not. It's neither. But I'll leave it to Michael to rank this one.

Since he is the cream spinach expert. I mean, for me, you know, I'm not insane, but I got love for some cream spinach. I would give it a B. Okay. But that's just, I understand spinach is a little polarizing. Okay. Yeah. I don't, people don't like spinach.

It falls into the yucky green vegetable territory. Especially when you cream it. With broccoli, but I also enjoy broccoli. Let's go big. I hate cilantro that can really burn in hell cilantro avocado weird can't do it on the other way let's go big here we're going big or are we going home turkey s has to be it has to be and and it's up there with the gravies and the mash. Turkey you should put on top of S and just write turkey. Turkey should be in T, Thanksgiving.

Yeah. And you could be, you know, you could be a little edgelord here and be like, Turkey, U, U, F, T. I mean, it's Thanksgiving. It's turkey. It's turkey. Whether it's white meat, dark meat, whatever. It's, you know, obviously ham is the second contender. And that's what I was going to say next. But it's turkey.'s white meat dark meat whatever it's you know obviously ham is the

second contender and that's what i was going to say next but it's turkey let me let me let me throw this out there real quick has anyone ever had the fried turkey oh yeah yeah my dad's done that a couple of times so good it's great i don't know it's super juicy it's really juicy so much better i think i've had a turducken before oh nice that's cool that's awesome we should do james giving turduckens hell yeah yeah and have some but have someone do it for real in a deep fryer yeah yeah yeah like actual turduckens yeah like john madden yeah yeah oh i don't know if he might be busy um well i could so he's the hour he's listening what do you call that? A termadon? Termadon.

Termadon. It works so well. How about ham? Now, you said turkey's- The leg on this matty is so good. You said turkey's ass. Ham. I mean, ham is always just there along with it. And it's never the star.

You gotta put effort into the ham. And people don't. And you gotta get like a nice honey glazed ham or like- I't know what ham's doing there so here's here's what i'll say it's mixing it up i'll go so far as to say on a thanksgiving spread when it's there to me ham is mid mid oh my god i like that's insane i like ham i think ham can be the star of a holiday yeah i think if you do easter and it's ham or whatever i think that can be the star of a holiday. I think if you do Easter and it's ham or whatever, I think that can be the thing. It is going up against such heavy hitters that why is it even...

That's what I'm saying. It's gotta be... Who invited ham? What are we even doing here? Well, it's just like... Because one meat is never enough, right? Like some fucker is like, I don't like turkey or I can't eat this or that, whatever.

And ham, I guess, makes the most sense as like a number two meat when you think about like a giant thing it'd be weird if it was the next it was like you don't like turkey i have sausage links but you gotta you gotta do a lot more i gotta beef wellington the thing about a turkey i feel like to make a turkey by default is so much work. Yeah. And a ham isn't. Yeah.

And so like, if you make them both default, just the turkey is going to shine more. I feel like you got to add a lot of extra to a ham in order to meet what a turkey should always be, you know, with stuffing and it's just, I mean, making a turkey is so much stuff.

Ham, you could just chuck it in. Exactly. The ham, the ham is just always just there. You know, it's not, it's not dressed mean making a turkey is so much so much stuff ham you could just chuck it in exactly the ham the ham is just always just there you know it's not it's not dressed up like the turkey is mid seems a little egregious okay i can't i can't put it in that i was gonna say a okay i'm willing i think on a thanksgiving spread ham is b wow wow i i will begrudgingly let a B happen. Nick is over there doing A's. Yeah, I'm with you.

I would have said A, but obviously you don't get a vote. So it's two to one here. So how we feel, we feel in it. I think it'd be. Okay. I think,

I think communally it's a B, not what I would suggest, but this is, this is a group tier. No, here's the thing. If you look at our tier list, this is sort of like what a Thanksgiving would look like too. The S tier is like, holy shit. The A is sweet potatoes. When you look at B and it's like apple sort of like what a Thanksgiving would look like too. The S tier is like,

holy shit, the egg and sweet potatoes. When you look at B and it's like apple pie, cream spinach, ham, it's like that would be a Thanksgiving that you would go to

and see those things and they didn't have this stuff in S tier and you'd go, what happened? You go, this is Thanksgiving. They were at S tier.

Yeah, I got there too late. That's it. All the butter balls were gone. How about, well, what do we go to next? Get weird. Go to the weird one. You know what I mean. No, are we going?

Green Jell-O salad. You want red Jell-O salad? Okay, he's clearly said green. That's just red Jell-O. Yes, it is. There's also green Jell-O salad. What is it? These, to me.

What is salad? These are old people food. But what is it though? It looks to me... Are they the little cubes? Yeah, they have... Well, the red one is the cubes. The green one in the picture is like,

it's been mixed with, I can only assume, some sort of cream. I think it's like bacon and stuff. I think it's like... I think they do like a casserole. It's old people food. If you look at any cookbook from the 50s,

it's always how to spruce up green jello. What you can do with green jello. And that's old people shit. I'm sorry. So there's green jello salad. There's red jello salad. And then there's red jello salad. Yeah, I think one is supposed to be red jello.

And then I will say all of those are people. Those are old people. They are maybe all people too. They're definitely old people food. Here's this while we're on this. Here's this, which I know people aren't going to agree with. I'm going to fucking say it. I'm going to shout it from my whole chest while we're on it.

Cool Whip, old people food. Okay. I agree. Why are you eating whipped cream with a spoon? Why are you fucking mush mouth? Like what world are you living in? Thank you why are you fucking mush mouth like what world are you living in thank you that is acceptable it's unacceptable that's insane unacceptable they put it in a can and it's fun and you decide now serve it with a spoon why is that good i understand

the twizzler red vine debate i'm twizzler and shockingly a lot of people i know in my adult life are red vine and i just don't know how to I I I sit here and I'm with you too and I'm just like what's wrong with these I'm red I'm red but that makes sense I know what's wrong with you right but it's other people who aren't you that say red vine okay but I get it uh-huh this shit is not no whipped cream and cool whip is not it's crap incomparable garbage crap if you're a cool family fuck you it's crap why am I spooning it on wow I couldn't believe that everyone agreed with me because that's

people love Cool Whip I feel like it's like another Texas thing Cool Whip yeah let's spoon it out I broke my wrist Cool Whip is what you buy when you need Tupperware later thank you that and country crock Cool Whip is what you buy when you need Tupperware later Yes Thank you

That and Country Croc Shit you're out of whipped cream well I guess you have Cool Whip Oh this is a pickle Why is this full of mashed potatoes Dude Cool Whip I can never see Cool Whip again and it would be too soon Yeah it's just the worst version Okay how about whipped cream then i mean that's that's at least a i think it's i think i think it's a to go with the sweet

potatoes delicious yum yum yeah let's be reasonable here it goes on goddamn everything yes or also nothing yeah yeah into my mouth in your mouth um i think this will be please turn it upside down though yeah be careful you don't want to get all that air inside your belly. When I was in, like, sixth grade, like, somebody came to talk to us about, like, things at home that can, like, get you high and be dangerous. And they busted out the cool... It wasn't the cool whip.

No, it was not the cool whip. I tried. To be fair, and this is probably, like, ten years ago now, I think at some point Cool Whip got on board and like we have a can version two oh probably but it's not like no fuck your flag shit no go to hell but but she was like she was like be careful because you know if you if you do it this way it can like it can fuck you up i go i never never would have thought of that thanks for exposing me to this so many kids got fucked up that night. Right, yeah. They never even thought of it. I'm going to go home and try this.

It works. Let's get into carbs. I need to go back to H-E-B. Buy some whipped cream. Stuffing. Stuffing is S. Wow. Really?

Wow. I would not put it in S. He's giving it a thumbs down. I wouldn't put it in S either. Stuffing rules. Here's the thing. Stuffing does rule. It's Thanksgiving. You only put it in S. He's giving it a thumbs down. I wouldn't put it in S either. Stuffing rules. Here's the thing. Stuffing does rule. It's Thanksgiving.

You only eat it on Thanksgiving. Here's the thing. You do only eat it on Thanksgiving, but my wife makes it all the time. Everything. That's weird. Weird. That's weird.

Tell her to write in a letter. I was going to say. She's always all about it. The thing about stuffing is, and I know we're under the assumption here that everything's good. It's so rarely good. It is very rarely good. People here that everything's good. It's so rarely good. It is very rarely good. People make stuffing bad

so often. There's so much celery and it's so dry. But we have to be assuming that it's made by Nana. I guess, but it needs like 16 asterisks and even then I wouldn't go higher than an A. Okay, now here's what I think. That seems insane to me. Now here's what I think. I think it's a

B tier because when I look at apple pie, cream spinach, and ham, stuffing going right there makes perfect sense to me. Yeah, but I get what Jordan's saying is you're comparing these foods in general, but this is a Thanksgiving food. Okay, not like a regular eat food. Stuffing goes on my plate no matter what. I think stuffing is an A tier Thanksgiving food. Got it.

Okay, it's there. I would never rate stuffing higher than apple pie in the real world. Yeah. But again, remember, we're not, we're not Thanksgiving.

That stuffing needs way better than apple pie. That stuffing needs like six pages of like TOS for it to be good. So I'm just saying like, yeah,

it's stuffing is, I, it's stuffing is I, I love stuffing and I'm almost, I'm almost giving up at this point because it's like, it's just so hard to find good stuff. It can be a challenge. Dinner rolls. Oh fuck. Again,

to me, now dinner rolls again are like a staple family dinner. I only ever eat them at Thanksgiving or Christmas. I think, I think most people in our generation have phased out dinner rolls. Yeah. Of a, come on, Billy, sit down. Here's the bread next to your food.

Yeah, and even we have the Pillsbury, crack it open, throw it in. It doesn't get any easier, and we still don't do it. Right. So I'm like, whatever. But I do enjoy a roll. I don't know that I'll have a Thanksgiving

without at least one roll. One without butter. I love a roll I don't know that I'll have a Thanksgiving without at least one roll without butter you gotta crack it open and have a butter Thanksgiving that's probably A for me I think it's A as well because I'm not gonna pass it up it's gonna get cut in half there's gonna be butter on it and I'm gonna eat it

there's gonna be 50 and I'll have at least one how about pumpkin pie? Pumpkin pie is fucking S tier. Yep. All the way straight to the top. Nick is saying A. Cover it in whipped cream. Oh my God.

Fucking, fucking triple S tier. Pumpkin pie plus whipped cream. It is hands down my favorite dessert. Yep. Period. My grandma, my grandma makes one with a cheesecake on the bottom.

Oh, it is a layer, like a small layer of cheesecake and then that pumpkin pie, pumpkin pie is like unsophisticated. Pumpkin pie is,

pumpkin pie should be enjoyed year round. Pumpkin pie is something where I feel like at like 11.59 it's old people food but at 12 o'clock, at 12 o'clock

it's perfection and pumpkin pie is at 12 o'clock. Like you think of a pumpkin and you even look at pumpkin pie and it you're like that's an old person food yeah but it's just so goddamn good it's the perfect level of like sweetness but flavor it just it just tastes so when i was a kid it's so creamy when i was a kid it like i was like it if you look at it it's just like that doesn't look good and so as a kid

I was like I don't know what I'm gonna get out of this so I never ate it it's not chocolate and it's not vanilla so the first time but even then you get in the fruit

it's not cherry no it's not stuff that you know and you go pumpkin pumpkin's fine but like but then you have a pumpkin pie and you go well I'm different now

pumpkin pie and that's what happened to me I will not go like a fall without some sort of pumpkin pie. Oh, 100%. Did you even fall if you haven't had pumpkin pie? I'm glad we agree on that. Okay. That is God tier pie.

Yeah. I would say God tier. You think it deserves its own tier? I mean, I think it deserves above S. Just to really give it to Nick, too. Yeah, but you said A. We've done it. God tier.

It's higher than turkey. Well, no, wait. Put it, put it, and so it's a little less like, so the Christians don't come after us. Put it like God tier blue. Like type the word blue, and then it's an anime super tier god now it's an anime thing not a christian god tier blue yeah yeah pumpkin pie is god to your blue ultra instinct wow we haven't seen that yet i think we only have a couple of minutes left i know we only have a couple of minutes yeah we're almost we're pretty sure we're right up against it. You know, we're passionate.

Yeah, and I like that. We should get, let's see, are there any on here that you guys see at the bottom? Cornbread. Okay. Cornbread, it's one of those that I'm gonna eat, so I think it's at least A. Mm-hmm. Corn, mid. Mid? It's just corn. Corn casseroles.

I do like corn, but. F? Wait, you threw the casserole and jordan is ripping through i like it it's pretty it's crazy hang on i gotta catch up to him here corn bread corn bread what did you say cornbread was i said at least a all right i'll give it an a okay gotta be moist though don't make it dry oh dare make it dry dry dry put some butter on it corn i will say i'm gonna say b for corn it's corn it's the easiest passable one i'm just saying say B for corn. It's corn. It's the easiest passable one. I'm just saying. I eat corn every year.

All right, mid it. No. Eric, what do you think? Mid or B. Mid or B. I think it's... If green bean casserole is mid, I think corn's mid. Because I can definitely pass on it.

All right, fair enough. I'll be outmitted. Is corn casserole for oldies? I think corn casserole is old, people. Yeah. I've never had a corn casserole. now let me ask you guys about brussels sprouts because it's not vinnie young's brussels brussels sprouts it's granny made the brussels sprouts granny brussels sprouts are f yeah i i'm sorry hey it's crazy i'm sorry but outside of thanksgiving

brussels sprouts holy shit well you gotta get them roasted and covered in shit if they're not healthy they're delicious but it's what you guys said we're looking at this under the scope of Thanksgiving that's a straight up half that's a why the fuck did you make that who brought the brussel sprouts so we can kick them out

the oldies make more sense than brussel sprouts because there are old people I know we're up against it, but I do want to have a discussion about cranberry sauce. Okay, go ahead. Let's hit it. It's so reliant on everything else, but you can put it on a lot of stuff. You can put it in with the stuffing.

You put it on the turkey. You put it in the mashed potatoes. I think it's pretty versatile and is deserving of a discussion that it might be S. Wow, S? I think you can't have a Thanksgiving without the cranberry sauce. Wow, S? I think, I think. You can't have a Thanksgiving without the cranberry sauce. Here's the thing, Jordan. I'm inclined to agree.

And while it is in a similar category of turkey and whatnot, where I think of what the hell is Thanksgiving. See, here's the thing. Cranberry sauce exists for Thanksgiving, but Thanksgiving doesn't need cranberry sauce, right? So S seems a little much. But I will put it at like, I think it deserves its own

classification. Can we put A-S? You want something in between A and S? I think... Yeah. Oh my god. I think it's an As. That's an As. A slash S. You guys are nuts. as. A slash S. You guys are nuts.

Okay. A slash S. It is A slash S. Make it red for cranberries. Okay. Yeah. Because nothing else is going in there. You could have called it cranberry. Do you need help getting out of here? It won't let me out. You look stuck.

Oh no. Oh no. We have too many guys. Help, no. Oh, no. We have too many. Help. Help. Well, I think that takes us to 30. This is as far as we got in 30 minutes, which is good. I'm sorry. I'm going to chime in real quick, though.

Here. Steak. Love it. Who the fuck is making steak? That's okay. I wasn't going to bring up steak because it's an insane thing to put on here. Right? What the fuck?

And put steak in that category. Who brought steak? Guys, just don't have Thanksgiving dinner. Just say, come over for dinner. Don't say, it's Thanksgiving. I'm making steak. That's insane. Right. That's just insane.

He's trapped. He's trapped again. What the fuck? It's fucking steak. That's got to be the craziest thing on there. Steak is the craziest thing on here. I saw it a couple times too. I was like, should I bring this up?

Okay, that's our rank. Oh, dude, we can tweet this. Yeah, you can go to at Face Jam Pod, Instagram and Twitter. You can check it out. You can also, we'll try to make this and link it so you can make your own tier and let us know how you rank it. But God tier blue is pumpkin pie. We can check it out. You can also, we'll try to make this and link it so you can make your own tier and let us know how you rank it.

But God tier blue is pumpkin pie. We will agree on that. Yeah. And we can walk away with only that. I'm fine. I'm feeling good about it. I would say, even like,

I don't know if it's separate from itself, but God tier blue would be pump pumpkin pie with whipped cream. Ooh, you know, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Oh,

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