100% Eat - Spittin Silly - The Finale

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

Our heroes are back for one final Spittin Silly. We eat a plethora of Wendy’s items including the new Dreamsicle Frosty and Cinnabon Pull-Apart while we chat about our vacation plans and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's not any slower, it's the same. Yeah. I didn't do anything. I can't hear anything. Now I can. Maybe on this. You gotta turn it up on the other side. Jordan, do the intro cause this is spitting silly.

I don't fucking do it. It's time for you to do it. We're ending the show. It's gonna get shot in the head and buried in the ground. We're gonna throw dirt on it. Eric's gonna eat it cause he likes to eat dirt. Boom. There we go. This is not how it was supposed to it. Eric's gonna eat it because he likes to eat dirt. Boom. There you go.

This is not how it was supposed to go. That's how we're supposed to be. It's a sad version in a minor key. In a minor key, yeah. And we all lament the loss of our favorite show's Hire me for your funerals.

Yep. Welcome to Spittin' Silly, the last episode of this Fortnite podcast thing where anything can happen and it probably doesn't anymore. To me, not ever again. Uh-huh. In any capacity.

I'm your host Jordan Swearer's alongside my co-host Michael Jones. Michael dig in. Yeah I'm doing it. We already ate. We got some chicken sandwiches going on. Michael just busted in and yeah we got some Wendy's and or Gracie really wanted to.

I was gonna say let's say Gracie got Wendy's and more. And no drinking. You are welcome Nicholas. Oh boy So one of the things we got was the cream so frosty. Oh my goodness gracious Michaels I Wow, I love the cream. So I have that tape. Are you a creamsicle guy or no? Not really, but also, it's fine. I'm just being a dick.

Classic Mike. You know, hey, we should have known. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Look, I don't want to besmirch its name. It's no mint. Besmirch. It's pretty good.

It's no mint. I wouldn't, like, suck these down. But, like, no, that'd be good. But you'll suck one down. He's sucking that one down. I'm sucking it down because I didn't get a drink. Every time, I'm like, Gracie, where's my drink? Don't worry. Don't worry. Grac't get a drink Every time I'm like Gracie Where's my drink Don't worry

Don't worry Gracie got a drink The biggest diet coke They offer Duh Drink some of Jordan's Schwipeepies Schwipeepies

What about Jordan's What Not Schwipeepies It's Kanadia drink Oh I'm sorry Yeah But if you're Look there's fries also That's fine Whatever Jordan's brashua pee-pees. It's canadia drink. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. But if you're looking, there's fries also. That's fine.

Whatever. There's also an additional snacky that Gracie got for it. And it is the Cinnabon pull-apart inside the chili cup. Don't make that face. He says for fuck's sake as he reaches for it to eat it immediately. You don't want to get sticky. It's a gots to eat, not a this freaky. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did you eat all of it, Nick? Most of it. Most of it. I stopped myself. Are you? Now, okay. Now, we were talking about this. Gracie's never been to Cinnabon to get a Cinnabon.

To be fair, I imagine Gracie's never been to Cinnabon because malls don't exist. Yeah, right. And it's like, oh, there's the cart. I don't go to a Cinnabon. Before my day. Like a brick and mortar Cinnabon? malls don't exist. Yeah, right. And they're just like, oh, there's the cart. I don't go to a Cinnabon. They're before my day. Like a brick and mortar Cinnabon? Right. Fuck off. You don't really seek out Cinnabon. It's kind of a passing by I could go for a Cinnabon kind of thing. Actually, it makes sense saying that out loud because

they've evolved from that to now, well, no one goes to malls. We'll just shove it in every fast food place. They literally are. In the Schlotzkies. In the Schlotzkies? In the Wendy's now? Yeah. Oh, this is a very like low effort. Oh yeah. It's in my chili cup baby. Ain't no retentive he is about the test and the mega.

I started, it was over here. Oh, I know. For four minutes. Yeah. He said nothing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's never been important.

It's all smoke and mirrors. He kept saying, he kept saying job security, job security. And he's like, I fucking lost that. Doesn't matter now. Job security. Nothing matters now. Um. All right, that's it. this is our very last spit and silly it feels like just a year and a half ago we started it seems like only a year and a half ago we started a second podcast thing to fill in the gap on the off week so that

way sales had something to do and it feels feels like someone is going to listen to this one and go, I've never heard of this podcast before. I didn't even know they did this. I didn't know they did this even though it's on the same feed as the other show. And I will say,

in a couple of weeks, maybe don't listen to these anymore, but also let's just, we'll wait and let you know if you should or not. It means maybe there's something else you should listen to instead and not this RSS feed.

Maybe don't keep coming back to this. Yeah, we'll find out. We'll find out and let you keep coming back. No, dude, keep coming back. If it's not there, refresh. Yeah. Just hit F5, Command R, depending on what computer you're on.

I'm doing Command R. You would. Yeah, I'm always Command R-ing. He looks like a Command R, doesn't he? It's like a pirate talking to a Commandar. Yeah, yeah. I'm Commanding. Colin's calling Command. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This be Commandar.

So we got spicy chicken sandwiches. We got the fries. And the thing Jordan pointed out with the fries, this is from Wendy's. What happened where they stopped salting their fries? What happened where they stopped salting their fries? What happened? It's infuriating because if you go inside, they have bundles of sea salt packets that you can put on. But they don't do it in the store. Like, do you have to start?

They just don't salt them. Yeah, you got to start requesting it or something. I don't know why. Because when they reintroduced, or they did a new recipe fry or something because Wendy's fries used to suck. It's the all natural whatever. Yeah, they call them like, they're like bigger cut.

And the sea salt was one of the things that they were really pushing as far as the new recipe. And then they just stopped doing it. It's like a whole minute. Yeah, Michael was looking at me the whole time because he had Frosty on his nose and he wanted me to see. But I can only see out of the corner of my eye and I was trying to give Jordan my attention. And then I saw Michael like a dog that got into the ice cream. He was like a cat who stole Doritos.

Who stole Doritos and drove away. I didn't want to interrupt. I didn't want to interrupt. So why I just don't get, their fries are good. I love the consistency. It's like a year or so ago, they just stopped.

Yeah, they're great fries, but they need salt. There's no salt. Yeah. And you know, longtime listeners know that Wendy's is my go-to. Yeah. It's like the only fast food place I frequent. It's so much your...

No! My shirt! Michael's a mess. Your cream's too cold, dude. Yeah, oh, no. It was too good. Now it's mint status. It sucks.

Creamed. Oh, no. Now, this is so much Jordan's go-to. Lick my cream off. Eric, lick my cream off me. No got creamed. Oh no. Now this is so much Jordan's go-to. Lick my cream off. Eric, lick my cream off me. No, thank you. Sickle his cream until he winks. Shut up. Shut up.

Jordan is the one who actually had the dreamsicle creamsicle fucking drink. I had it like three times before. You pulled a Michael. Yeah. That's me. I really Michaeled it up. I'm Michael. And I didn't want to hype it up too much, but I was a Michael. Yeah. Full on. I really Michaeled it up. I'm Michael. And I didn't want to hype it up too much, but I was like, it's pretty good.

And I knew Nick was like, ooh. And Gracie was the one who pointed it out in the Face Jam Slack. Like months ago. Yeah. I hope it sticks around. It's good. Because it's way better than the chocolate and vanilla. There you go.

Yeah. And I feel like Wendy's, they started with the chocolate Frosty. You'd get that all the time as a kid. And they were like, it's already vanilla. Let's just start not putting chocolate in it. Yeah, exactly. And they did a couple of other flavors and like strawberry and stuff. But like none of them were like home runs for me.

But this is definitely the best version of the Frosty. I think this is probably the best version of the weirdy. I think this is probably the best version of the weird ones that they've done. I do hope it sticks around. Do you think they'll continue and try like different stuff? Like you think they'll probably do other Frosties, right?

Yeah, I mean, this is the most out there one. And that's what I- The natural progression was to go to vanilla and strawberry and now this one is out there. So it's like- Now I'll ask.

They're kind of like kicking the door down. I don't love it. Yeah. It's real good for an out there. So it's like... Now I'll ask. They're kind of like kicking the door down. I don't love it. It's real good for an out there one. As a creamsicle aficionado, this is good. I didn't know you held the title. I went to school for four years for it.

If you aren't willing to try the new thing or whatever, don't bother with this. If you like creamsicles even a little bit, this is worth at least trying the small one and going, oh, fuck, it was pretty good. I think that they will continue with the weird ones.

Where do you think they'll go next? That's what I was going to say. I think, just looking at the stuff we have here, I think they're going to do a Cinnabon one. I think they're going to do a Cinnamon Swirl. Impossible. I think they're going to do a Cinnamon Swabon one. I think they're going to do a cinnamon swirl. Impossible. I think they're going to do a cinnamon swirl because this has been a fucking hit. But let's be real.

And the pull apart, the cinnamon, the Cinnabon branding with Wendy's has been doing really well for them. I think they're going to do a wacky one day thing. Come try this thing. Like the fucking weird Rick and Morty drinks that they were doing. They, Gracie cannot believe I said that. You know about that? Rick and Morty drinks that they were doing. Gracie cannot believe I said that.

You know about Rick and Morty? You're smart enough to watch that show? I'm so smart. Someone told me I sound like the sister. Oh, yeah. Oh, I can hear that. Summer? Yeah.

Really? Yeah, I can hear that. I don't think so, for the record. I didn't think so. You sound like a female adult. So a classic Rick and Morty character. We're talking about the youngest podcaster ever. That's true.

Put some respect on my name. We've determined that Gracie is the youngest podcaster in the world. Ever. Yeah. So you're welcome. Don't look it up. The Coke remix machines that I hate at Wendy's that was close

your Canada dry almost got me Canada wet oh my god if there had been a little bit more in it I would already

have been you almost had it yeah Wendy's for a little bit did Rick and Morty like Rick Berry something and whatever

yeah so I think and those were very like limited I something and whatever. Lemon something, berry boogaloo. So I think, and those were very like limited. I think they're going to do something that's going to be like this weekend only, Cinnabon Frosty. And it'll be a cinnamon brown sugar swirl thing. The thing that Cinnabon is the best at, the thing that everyone eats it for is not the cinnamon bun. It is the fucking frosting. It is the frosting. Yes. Yes. That is what gets your brain, the dopamine hits. It's Nope, it is the fucking frosting. It is the frosting, yes.

That is what gets your brain, the dopamine hits, like, I need more of this. If they can figure that out, it will be a thing. Isn't that? No. That is the icing, yes. But if they were to make a frosty version, they need to be doing it with the icing. Now, imagine just cream and cocaine is what it is. So imagine instead of just a little bit

on that, it was fucking drowning in it. It's true. They fucking scrimp. Yes. They hold back on the pull apart. Like it should be pouring over and filling up half of the cup. Yeah. Which is why we recommend. Raising his hands like over his head.

Crush me. He wanted a Nickelodeon style, but with that icing. We recommended to Gracie to go find a mall. Oh, yeah. And go to a Cinnabon and try one for realsies. Yeah, and then there's no Cinnabons in the mall. Don't say drench me Nickelodeon style anymore. Haven't you seen the documentaries?

No. What? Don't say that. Oh, man. But I do think, I think the cinnamon cinnamon like Cinnabon thing will be like the next thing. I think that'll be like the next weirdo thing

that they do because I don't know where else it goes. Do a Coke one, I guess? No, I would like them to do a bomb pop for us, Dean. A bomb pop?

Like for Fourth of July? Yeah. Like those red wine blue popsicles? Have you ever had You don't know what a bomb pop is, all right? Yeah. She just kept explaining it. Yeah. Hey those red, white, blue popsicles? Have you ever had... You know what a bomb pop is, all right? Yeah. She just kept explaining it.

Yeah. Hey, idiot. Can we go on a good note here? We got 18 minutes. 18 minutes. Bomb pop would be interesting. The bomb pop one makes me think of Prime when we did the Prime taste test or whatever.

We're tasting all those. And then did you see they're getting sued into oblivion right now? Why? Because people are drinking them and blasting off in space? Have you not heard about this? Uh-uh. PFBs or something like that? PFBs.

Can you speak in layman's terms, please? The forever chemicals that you are not supposed to have in your body. But I do anyway. They, like Prime, and I don't know the amount or whatever. It is three times the amount you're supposed to have in your lifetime. In one of them? I don't know.

How many doses did we drink? I'm going to say, honestly, I'm going to say yes. Okay, well, we're dead. Yeah. So, prime is getting fucked right now. Better in me than in, like, Mother Earth. So if they knew that,

I'll take the hit. You going for the team? Yeah. It was just Earth Day. I think it made it. I don't understand hit. Are you going for the team? Yeah. It was just Earth Day. I think it made them understand that. The guy went to the forest in Japan, and then all of a sudden, I'm drinking Forever Chemicals, and it's just like he's a boxer. Yeah, I don't really understand.

That's like Gas Station Crack, those drinks. Oh, yeah. I forget what they're called. Do they have Kratom? You got it. Gas Station Crack is a great name for a drink. We should not do an episode of doing Kratom. We should do a podcast called Gash Patient.

We should do an episode where- And this one, we got Rhino XXL. We should go into the men's bathroom and just buy everything. Michael, I'm thinking about what you need to ingest, and it's definitely those Rhino pills. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. I'll grow a horn. Yeah, become strong like a Rhino.

I'm already strong like a Rhino. I'll grow a horn. Yeah, become strong like a rhino. I'm strong like a rhino. I just need the horn. And thick skin. That's how you get it. You grow the horn. Just like Paul Giamatti. Paul Giamatti. Oh, wait, no.

No, no. Stanley Tucci the rhino. Stanley Tucci's the rhino. Stanley Tucci the rhino. Nick, edit that. Nick will edit it. Yeah. Here, I'll get you one clean.

Stanley Tucci. Stanley Tucci. Here, I'll get you one clean. Stanley Tucci. It'll be just like the Rhino. Stanley Tucci. What are we going to do for a theme song? What?

What are you talking about? Our vacation. Oh, yeah. You guys are not coming on vacation. The song of the summer? Yeah, the song of the summer. Yeah, what are we going to do for the song of the summer? Doesn't Sabrina What's-Her-Face have a song of the summer? Dude, you know what I'm doing on Friday? Oh, definitely. I guys are not coming on vacation. The song of the summer? Yeah, the song of the summer. Because we're not going on vacation. Yeah, what are we going to do for the song of the summer? Doesn't Sabrina What's-Her-Face have the song of the summer? Dude, you know what I'm doing on Friday?

Oh, definitely. I'm doing it on Friday. What's that? Waking up in Vegas. I'm going to Las Vegas. Oh, really? On Thursday. Do you have a fun convention?

Fuck no. You're just going to Vegas? I'm going on vacation. That's cool. No, that's too early. We have one more episode of the show. Well, not with me. Uh-oh.

I'll call in from the craps table. Hey! Hey, roll a seven. He just... Sir, sir, you can't use the phone. It's a podcast. Don't worry, it's a podcast. It's not his podcast.

I'm all in. It's Face Jam Death Throws. Death Throws sevens. I'm going to try to save the show. Here we go. Bust. Shit. Seven out. I'm going to try to save the show. Here we go. Bust. Shit. Seven out.

I'm in Vegas for four days. I'm in Vegas for one day. I'm in Vegas permanently. Yeah, yeah. I can't get home. Take a picture with me on the strip. $20, please. Fuck, please.

People are going to be handing out trading cards with Michael's face on them he's going to do the flick thing so it makes that noise and then it's Michael with stars all over him you're going to be living in the sphere are you going to do anything crazy in Vegas this comes out after so you can say it no we're going to a

show on Friday it's a music festival on Saturday it's like a whole bunch of losers going not me i'm going with the losers and then cool guy i hadn't considered featuring a bunch of losers and then there's like 80 bands so they're like oh fuck we'll do other shows so then there's like a show on friday so we bought a show on friday for one of the bands we're already gonna see on saturday what's who's a sick new world is the festival sick new world huh huh um i'll be honest crazy i don't remember yeah everybody's like we're going we're going guys is the festival. Sick New World? Uh-huh. Huh. I'll be honest, Gracie,

I don't remember. Yeah, everybody's like, we're going, we're going, guys. You know Michael, classic music guy. Michael, classic, things are happening and I'll be there. What is it?

I don't know. Hey, what are we eating? I don't know details. Hey, what are we eating? I don't know. Hey, what are we watching? This lineup is what? No, it's cool.

System of a Down? You don't even listen to music. I do now. Oh my God. System of a down? You don't even listen to music. I do now. Oh, my God. System of a down. I know. Slipknot. A perfect circle.

Alice in Chains. That guy's dead. Bring Me the Horizon. Danny Elfman. Alice Cooper's not dead. Danny Elfman. Danny Elfman. I love Elfman.

From Oingo Boingo? Primus, Soul Dive. What? Black Veil Brides. This is crazy. I remember who's playing on Friday. What show I'm going to on Friday. Wow.

Somebody, like two bands from there are playing on Friday. Duster? This is fun. Lamb of God. Knock loose. Babymetal. Babymetal's playing. Yep.

Dude, Kim Dracula. What the fuck is dude? Get Tonal. Get One Wheel. Yeah. Oh, wow. Listen to music. That's it.

Are you taking your One Wheel or is the battery dangerous to put on a plane? Yeah, I can't. I can't. What I am doing is taking- You put One Wheel there. What I am doing is I'm taking my One Wheel next month when I do a vacation. It, I can't. I can't. What I am doing is You could one wheel there. What I am doing is I'm taking my one wheel next month when I do

a vacation. It's on my vacation and I go to New Orleans. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring my one wheel there. Zip around looking for vampires. I'm just going to be

zipping around going, suck me, suck me because I want to be a vampire. Are you going to see Where's Brad Pitt? Are you going to see Bring Me the Horizon or are you going to see

Wage War and Nothing More? I think it's Bring Me the Horizon. Okay, or maybe it's Static X and Seven Dust. No, it's not that one. That's fucking crazy. These are also good podcast names we should think about. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We should be called Static X. Yeah, yeah. That tells you everything you need to know. Dude, what the fuck? Are you excited about what I'm going to do and you're not? Hey, honestly. Is it too late for Eric to tell you? No, here's the thing.

You got room for one more loser? I would not want to go to that festival. No. That lineup is crazy. Well, here's the thing. I don't want to go to festivals. Here's the thing. People are so into those bands.

The festivals were on the table. And I was like, I don't give a fuck about that guy. And they were like, it's awesome. There's going to be 100,000 people standing next to you. They're just sweating to death. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dying of dehydration. I'm like, that sucks. I don't want to go. And then they had a show on Friday. I'm like, with sit 100,000 people standing next to you. They're just sweating to death. Dying of dehydration. I'm like, that sucks.

I don't want to go. And then they had a show on Friday. I'm like, with sit-down seats? Yes. And they're like, yes. I'm like, well, I'll go to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll sit down.

And then it was like, well, I'm already flying to Vegas. Yeah. I got something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you go see some Cirque du Soleil? No. No. But my Red Web t-shirt friend guy podcast, Alfredo, is demanding we go to a Gordon Ramsay restaurant.

Oh, yeah. Wow, Gracie, that's the thing. I've heard about it. I'll send you pictures. We've been saying all this other stuff. That got Gracie up. That's one of them. Is that the one you're going to?

I recommend Best Friend. Gracie, as I just clearly stated, I just show up. I'm not involved in the planning. Hey, just lucky I bought a plane. Best friend. As I just clearly stated, I just show up. Yeah. I'm not involved in the planning. Hey, you're lucky I bought a plane ticket for myself. If they go, hey, where should we eat? And sell whatever. Like, best friend. I pointed Alfredo.

Yeah, there you go. Best friend is fucking. He's not my best friend. No, no, no. That's the name of the restaurant. That's the name of the restaurant. It's fucking great. I think it's the best meal I've ever had.

Yeah, it was really good. We went there for Jordan's bachelor party. It was like a lot of fun. Oh, dude, look at this email I just got. It said, no, before you go. It's like all that one spot. Oh, it's the email I just got. It said, no, before you go. It's like all that in one spot. Oh, it's the whole fucking situation. Now he knows.

Yeah. Before you goes? Wow. I'm going. But yeah, best friend ruled. That was great. That was great food. What was the show that we saw?

Raw? It was Ka. Ka. It was a Cirque du Soleil show called Ka. It was fucking sick. It was sick. And you know it's good when people have died performing it. Yep.

Because they do some insane shit. I recommend that one. But if you're looking for a, I really regret we didn't see the Zumanity. Oh, yeah. Which was like the adult only version. Yeah. Yeah. I want to see, just, I want to hang dong and flip around or whatever, dude.

Yeah, dude. Go see Zumanity. Yeah. I realize now as we're entering the last third of the last episode, were we supposed to talk about something? No, maybe we were eating some food. We're just playing.

Okay, cool. The classic tagline, guys. Us and Artie, we're just playing. Hey, be nice. Weird it didn't work. It's so strange. Did you see all the Watcher stuff? At this point, we're...

Here's what we should talk about. I think what they're doing, it's very fortuitous timing for us, actually, because I think the Watcher mistake is the fact that they are already well-established. They have a tremendous following, not just on YouTube, but also on Patreon. And then what they ended up doing was just like kind of, for some reason, tacking something else on top of that. It was really weird.

They started their own website and they called it Roost Your Teeth First. And they. Well, what I what I think they did wrong was you can't introduce something plus when you already have all this other stuff. I agree. I think we should just dive in right straight to that. We should skip all the other stuff. Skip all the other stuff. Let's just start our own streaming platform.

And it's just two shows. It's just two shows sometimes. And I think we charge $60 a year, which everyone can afford that. Yes, you can just afford it. Just afford it right now. And then, yeah, and then we live our simple lives jet-setting the world. It's perfect. I think their problem is that, like, they want to be bigger than, like, what they are.

Yeah. And it's dicey to seek investment from outside sources, so you want to turn to your community, but you're already relying on them so much. I think that might be a step too far for their audience. It's the thing of, there is, they supposed, and I think this is the same thing that happened here,

where it's like, guys, we're going to do stuff at a higher quality. This is going to be like TV show quality. And it's like, this is, we make stuff to put on. So you have something to listen to while like TV show quality. And it's like, this is, we make stuff to put on so you have something to listen to

while you do the dishes. I don't, like here in this room, I think we all understand sort of the scope. Let me tell you the scope. You know how you put this on to do your dishes,

listen to the background? Uh-huh. You're listening to a podcast where Eric's talking and I'm just playing on my phone right now. It's 100%. I was looking down, tuning him out on the last episode. Absolutely.

It goes both ways, dickhead. And so it's the thing of like- I tune myself out when I'm talking. But now they did the thing where they have like their own site for like the stuff and they're like, and if you want to watch this stuff for free later, you can. Like a month after it comes out, we'll put it on YouTube.

Now you've split your community. Again, the same thing that happened here. You've split your community and no one's talking about it at the same time. That, that is a huge issue. Huge. That is something that was a struggle here. When you want to talk about the content that you just released, that was a problem when it was a week. Yes. Yeah. For Rooster Teeth. It's a problem. It's a problem when it's a day. Yeah. It's, it's a problem. And I knew that it was's a day. Yeah. It's a problem. And I knew that it was a big issue when they announced it and Watcher wasn't trending, but Rooster Teeth was.

And I went, uh-oh. Yeah. This is people going, did they not see what happened to Rooster Teeth? Well, I think they backtracked correctly by what happened. They just sat down and made a video and they're like- No, to Rooster Teeth. I think you're seeing it. What?

You're about to take a lifelong vacation. Did you notice that when you walked in, no one was here? Right. What's the difference? Yeah. I do think they're going to figure it out and they'll be fine or whatever. But I agree with you. It's relying too heavily on that.

And it's like, yeah, I get it. Some people just want to listen to the thing and let them listen to like the thing. There's nothing wrong with them as the creators wanting to be aspirational. But you can't. You have to find your own funding your own way and not rely on other people and see if you can do that stuff. You can't crowdfund. You can crowdfund a project. Yeah.

You can crowdfund sustainable. Let's call it like lower budget content. Let's call it a Patreon and let's call it. But you can crowdfund sustainable. Mm-hmm. Let's call it like lower budget. Let's call it a patreon and we call it Fucking creamsicle, but you can't crowdfund and I Streaming platform that you want to do your own stuff on and you don't even have they don't even have the content Yeah, yeah, it was just so ill-conceived. Yeah, it's just a lot. It's just a lot. But Michael will be in Vegas, and he'll get, he'll, he's going to put it all on black or

red, and coming home a million. You need to do neighborhood bets. I think that's what they're called. Yeah, yeah. Go to people's houses, see if they'll give you money, and then you'll be like, oh, I'll bet for you. Oh, okay. That's smart.

Yeah, when people go like. That's like sports betting. They give you 20 bucks, and they go, hey, put this on black for me. And then you go, you got it. And you come home and you go, it was red. Damn. Shoot, sorry. And then you come back and you're driving a gold Rolls Royce.

And they go, what happened? You go, I don't know. I crapped out. Sorry. Think about it. Thinking. Could you FaceTime a roulette table for someone? I bet you can't.

Then do it that way. I would say don't try it and get kicked out, please, unless it's a place you're already going to leave and you're not going to go back to. You could do that shit in old Vegas, I bet. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Golden Nugget, they don't care. Yeah, the Golden Nugget.

On the bachelor party trip, we went there and Cole and I were playing a bunch of craps and won. We had a good little spell there and won a bunch of money. Yep. I think Old Vegas is the place to go. Yeah. I like, it's gross, but in a good way. It's definitely gross.

Yeah. If you want to see Cheap Trick play with Twisted Sister, come on down to the golden nugget for some reason. Tracy, do you have a Tide pen in your purse? Do you have a tide pen? No. He's really upset about his shirt I'm sorry. I knew they wouldn't No, I don't either It's fucked up. I'm sorry, what'd you say? I thought he was gonna say I don't have a shirt Take a monkey to the next level

So he always has a Tide pen. It's like, check this out. I got a Tide pen. Oh, it's out. Every time. It's like a marker. It's like, I left the cap off for two years. Everything you're saying makes so much sense about them.

100%. I was going to say, wow, that's really cool. And that makes sense. And then it was, and it's dead. And I went, wow, that's really cool. That makes sense. 100%. Eat. really cool and that makes sense and then it was and it's dead and i went well it's really cool that makes sense 100 eat uh so the i said this is wrapping up we're almost done with spitting silly forever but why why did you guys want to stop doing it can you explain to the audience how you came to the decision of not wanting to do it anymore that's not what i tried because i

tried to convince you eric keep doing the show and he said i don't want to may you know maybe you're how you swung jordan your side, I don't know. He was very convincing. He said, nah. And Jordan went, oh, he's the classic nice guy. Uh-huh. Yep, yep. That's me, the classic nice guy.

That's me. I do hope that we continue doing this in some form or fashion. And we really figure it out. But 100%—I'm sorry, but Spittin' Silly— 100% of the time. 100% of the time was Spittin' Silly. Right. It's just sort of like—

Spittin' Silly is 0% listen now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. And it also felt like a lot of Spittin' Silly was like food-focused or whatever. Didn't necessarily need to be. No, it didn't need to be. I mean, this right here could have happened without Wendy's.

Yes, absolutely. I feel like we should have... Except spilling my fucking shit on my shirt. I feel like we should have leaned into that more with this. Isn't that your job? You produced it poorly is what you're saying. No, I think the talent just didn't do any of the heavy lifting.

I think the production was there. The talent making the segments? You know what? I'll go ahead and throw Nick under the bus, too. Okay, yeah, that's fine. He was already under there just playing. He was just playing with the brakes. Yeah, he was playing under there. He was just cutting.

We told him. Honestly, we told him to get up from under there. He was just having a good time. He was having fun. Yep. You know whose fault it isn't? Gracie. Yeah, great.

Thank you. Yeah, Gracie brought all the snacks and treats today and other snacks and treats that weren't for this show that she got just on her own

the day before but it's fine. Don't worry about it. She accidentally bought it. But we have one more episode of Face Jam

next week. And then we're done. And then forever. And then vacation time and we really gotta figure out what we're doing this summer if we're done and then vacation time and we really gotta figure out what we're doing this summer if we're gonna stay cool and keep in touch no I think we cut it cold turkey

okay I think one of us might have to according to lawyers but one more episode of Face Jam I'm really curious to see Leave a comment Thank you, that was good And we promise we won't go watch her No matter what happens

We'll stay in our lane But you can watch us Let us know what it is that you want out of this thing I think that's a good idea Is it more of like If there was The main podcast And that was food like, if there was the main podcast, and that was food-based, and if there was a second podcast that was more sort of like freewheeling.

What if we call it Food Fight, and we pick a food, and then we say like, oh, Wendy's has this amazing chicken sandwich. We're going to go to the farm where they get the chickens and fight them. Then we're going to fight the chickens. We're going to go to the farm where they get the chickens and fight them. Then we're going to fight the chickens. We're going to fight the food before they're turned into food. We're going to fight the food before they're made into edible foods.

Well, you have to earn your meal. Yeah, you beat the shit out of the chicken to death. But they have cooking. But also, there are dogs on the farm. Their job is to guard the chickens. So you have to fight your way through the dogs now.

But then suddenly it turns into like the jungle and like, you know, we really talk about how the food is raised. Yeah. And how unethical. Yeah. Yeah.

I want it. I want to eat this Wagyu burger. Let's go. Let's go. And then you have to go punch a cow to death. Yeah. We got to make it from scratch. Oh, wow.

This is something like Jimmy John would do. We have to rear a cow. I think Jimmy John is hunting cattle. There was one comment. Did you guys fucking see this? No. I have to read this before we go. The person defending the...

Yeah! What? The person defending the big game hunting? I kind of understand where they're coming from, though. Me too. But at the same time, you don't have to fucking defend big game hunting. I know that probably no one cares but big game hunting in africa is actually extremely helpful for both conservation

and the economy big game hunting funds anti-poaching efforts as well as conservation efforts in areas that could not afford it otherwise And then they write a few more paragraphs explaining all this. I understand what you're saying. The optics of Jimmy John holding a dead ass panther is not going to sway me. I killed it. Yeah. I did it. A picture of him with a giraffe head, I could live without. Yeah, check it out.

It's Donald Trump Jr. and a dead ass elephant. Like, you're that. I'm saving the environment. Yeah, check it out. It's Donald Trump Jr. and a dead-ass elephant. Like, you're, that, at no point. I'm saving the environment. Yeah, at no point are they, and that's the thing, they're not doing it for that. Yes. Everything you explain, he wants the picture. I understand. He's paid that money to get that picture. They want to

put this thing in a cage and then kill it and then go, look at what I did. They don't give a fuck about the rest of it. You know what's another great way? That's been silly. You know what? Another great way to fund anti-poaching measures. Donating money because you're rich.

Yeah. That's it. Don't. Don't. Don't take it into your own hands. Don't help these fucking people. Yeah, man. I think these millionaires that go over there and they kill a jaguar, I think it's good actually.

You know what they could do? Take that money and just give it to conservation efforts and then it's done and then we don't have to kill the giraffe right i'm never gonna go dude i'm glad we killed that giraffe what the fuck crazy yeah crazy well now spitting silly was 100 listen but now it's zero because we're done gracie's looking at pictures of jimmy john stop Not with animals. I had to X out quickly when one popped up. I just wanted to see what he looked like again. Not good. It's coming after cinnamon.

Don't fucking say that. Alright, outro, Michael. Oh, that was me. Yeah, I wasn't looking up the outro. I was reading the news. Oh, you looked at me. He was listening to a podcast. He was listening to a podcast while he read the news. This fucking guy's on trial for something. Did he fall asleep again?

He's farting like crazy. Nobody's cold. Hey, thanks for listening to Spittin' Silly. Don't forget to listen to a new episode of Face Gym next week.

That's right, next week. Tell a friend about the show where we did whatever we wanted. Goodbye forever. Yeah, and maybe don't listen to this in the future.

We'll let you know. Didn't even update it. Didn't even say it's over. Goodbye. Fuck off. He didn't even send it again. We had to go digging for it. No way.

I sent it. He sent it. I've never dug for it in my life. I will do. I've literally never done it. I never will. And even if we do a new thing 100% of the time, I'll never dig for it. Nick, say bye.

Bye. Thanks, everyone. Bye-bye. Thanks, some of you. I get the last word cool