100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Theme Song

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

In the first episode of their new fortnight podcast, Jordan, Michael, Eric, and Nick settle in to pick their theme song for their new show. Will it be crazy bones? If you're already subscribed to Face Jam, you're also subscribed to Spittin Silly. Enjoy this new 30 minute fortnight podcast from Our Heroes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Do you want to intro- how do we even intro it? I guess we probably- Where's my paper? We should have figured this out. We don't have paper, we don't have a theme song. Where's the energy? What we have is a dream. Oh yeah?

A dream to make more money off Rooster Teeth. That dream? That dream is spittin' silly. So it's a wet dream. Oh, Jesus. And that dream just became a reality. Yeah. Welcome to the first episode of Spittin' Silly. Kind of feels like a nightmare without a theme song. Well, okay.

We already have a song for Face Jam. We have a song. Here, listen. Here's the song for Face Jam. It's an Audio Network track. Oh, I love it. Classic. This is the song.

No, it isn't. Yes, it is. This is the, I'm playing you like the, like this is the song no it isn't yes it is this is the I'm playing you like the right like this is like the regular song right but you started with regular part yeah this is the song everyone knows the people making the show don't know it here it is there you go okay okay I'm really kicking. It's the 60 second version. Who made the decision to not use the first part?

Because that first part sucks. Like in our intro. I don't know. I think Nick. It was a good choice. Good job, Nick. I didn't like how that started. No.

Do you imagine if every episode of Face Jam started like that? I would never start. I would never start talking. We would just wait the whole time. I would leave. So, Spit and Silly is just a show that's going to come out that's non-canonical with like like that. I would never start talking. We would just wait. I would leave. So spit and silly is just a show that's going to come out. That's non-canonical with like our regular face jam stuff as best as we can. Yeah. We're going to try our best, but it's a half hour show that comes out

every two weeks. We're going to try our best. We'll see what happens. Uh, but we're just going to kind of use this to do, you know, whatever we want. I think this first one we decided. Isn't that the regular show too? No, that's where we actually have to get together and eat limited time fast food. Oh, but that's whatever I want. So that kind of works out. This is less about that.

That's where we let them know if they need it. They probably do. This is where they don't need it. Right. But we're going to give it to them. But they need this. Yeah, they do need this. They need this supplemental podcast.

Thus, not Face Jam Prime, but making the Face Jam Network a weekly podcast. That's right. Face Jam. It's true. People have been clamoring for it. It's true. FJN. Oh, I like it.

But we need to pick a theme song. Right. This beginning, the intro was terrible. Right, right. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I can't wait for the podcast to actually start. No, it's started now. We just need to figure out what song,

what kind of mood. Okay, so we can choose musical styles. It's going to take forever. We can also choose moods. I want to go for like a carnival. Okay. All right, let him have it. We're never using it.

Carnival. I'm just going to search carnival. Yeah, try carnival. This is called... You know that that that music in um the booze mansion level of mario 64 okay you go into the little carousel yeah and you fight you fight the the boot monster okay i want that before before you said mario i was like what's a booze mansion i was like whoa whoa whoa I don't know I ain't hearing about these

Network is just become face your booze man New venture this is called Calypso carnival. Oh god here we go Kelly oh, it doesn't is that in Rio is this spitting silly is that that a whistle? This is pretty silly, yeah. Imagine. See, try it on for size. See. Hello and welcome. You may find yourself in a tropical resort.

But in fact, you are in your very own home listening to this week's episode of Spittin' Silly. Pull up a beach chair, sink your feet in the sand, and suck on something out of a coconut. What? Coconut? Coconut. Okay. None of that seems, when you say carnival, that blurb. It really was. Carnival.

It was definitely, yeah. It was more Calypso than carnival for sure. Maybe Eric did just read it wrong. Maybe it was Carnival. It was definitely, yeah. It was more Calypso than Carnival for sure. Maybe Eric did just read it wrong. Maybe it was Carnival. Not what I was expecting. It says Carnival, but for some reason they put an E on the end. I'm not going to worry about it. This song is just called Donkeys.

Okay. All right. All right. This is after searching Carnival. This is donkeys donkeys and carnivals sure whoa okay who done it welcome to spitting silly a podcast where there's no clear goal except to waste 30 minutes of your time will you make it to the end only time will tell wow okay so maybe carnival isn't the right carnival's closer than that last one

what's wrong with donkeys i wanted more under carnival. I wanted more donkeys. Yeah, I mean, that was an interesting amount of donkeys. He was making donkey noises. What do you think is a mood? Should we go like high tempo? Should we? Oh, I like high tempo. I think that's fine.

This is bringing me back to when I had to do music notes for episodes of like Camp Camp and shit. And it was always my least favorite part of doing that stuff because I don't have any music inclination whatsoever. How about we search quirky and strange? Does that seem? There's also sexy, erotic, and sleaze. I couldn't think of two words that describe us less. What do you mean?

Well, I don't know. Thoughtful and reflective is also on here. Now we're talking. We're thoughtful to the people. Do warm and uplifting just play something okay? And we're gonna go go with quirky and we're running out of time we want her quirky and strange bomb will explode In 30 minutes the clock is ticking can we get it's not though. He got an actual clock Yeah, and not a timer which we get an hourglass like a 30 minutes a 30 minute hourglass perhaps we can yeah I'll get a 30 minute. Okay. This song is called. I've searched the term silly hero, okay?

Oh, and the thing that came up is called peewee hero. Let's hear what peewee hero gives us oh Okay, we went straight to royalty. We skipped hero It started hero and went to pee-wee Just a carnival I thought it was gonna be something like this yeah We're coming in with our elbows up. Okay. High stepping. Okay. So Pee Wee Hero might not be what we're looking for. That could play.

I imagine that music playing if Nick's like desk were to break or something. Yeah. And it's him like running around fixing his equipment. He holds up like one desk leg and the other leg falls over. He's doing some Chaplin-esque kind of hijinks. Yeah. Real no talky movie. Yeah. Let's see what the little... They have like five and six second stings that are just parts.

Oh, fucking sting me. If you insist. All right. All right. Okay, not the intro. Pocket that one. Yeah, do pocket that one. That's for when...

Later that day. It really is. This is us trudging through the woods. This is the other podcast we're making? Yeah. We need to get away from this and fast. People are stopping this. They're hitting mark displayed.

They hit pause, they're looking at it, and they're going, yeah, every Fortnite is good. I think... That's probably more than enough. Okay, okay. on it and they're going, yeah, every Fortnite is good. That's probably more than enough. Okay, okay. How many minutes do we have to find this? We got another, what, 15?

We're halfway through this. No one's ever gonna listen to this again. What do you mean? We're almost there. Just to be clear, we're only doing this once so we have an intro for the show. Yes, right. Yeah. The next Fortnite episode will be so much good. We have such, we have big, big the show. Yeah. The next Fortnite episode will be so much good. We have such, we have big, big plans. As soon as we find a theme song.

I just want to point out on a new show that we're trying to get people to listen to. We know this one isn't good. Right. But it has to exist. Because this is like an episode zero. Yeah. Because here's the thing. If we didn't do this here here we'd have to do this

anyway and that's no fun so we'll record it and give it to you an even better sell to the audience we knew how boring this would be so we're gonna make you listen trying to spice it up this is called loyal to the end oh my god i want to buy some war bonds i got to do my part. Every bond you buy is a bullet for every soldier. I gotta help the boys over in Europe. Okay.

So maybe not loyal to the end. It's not really the loyalty. I was thinking of more loyal to the end as in I will keep refreshing my cart to try and get a switch for it. Right. Yeah, that's kind of loyalty. Like, yeah. at war yet okay not yet but we are but we're so close do we want power and energy oh big time yeah i want nothing more than power and energy this is Dr. Canobie.

Whoa, it turned into Austin Powers. Yeah, baby. Okay, let's get away from power and energy and go into warm and uplifting. We need raw power. Type in raw. Type in the word raw. Type raw power bicep only workouts. I have a question. I have only workouts. I have a question.

I have a question. I have a question. Yeah. What did you search in order to get the face jammed theme song? Oh, I don't remember. Oh, yeah. It must have been sports or something. Can we go back to sports?

Yeah. Can we try that? Okay, let's do it. Let's do sports. Nick said, I think, in the most serious answers ever given. Sports. Oh, it's sports. We searched sports.

I mean, ook, ook. And then he mimed it out. This is called League of Heroes. Okay. Again, we're back in Brazil. Yeah, really? Why does that keep happening? I gotta go for some meat. Pogo de chão.

Pogo de chão, anybody? My sign's always green. Sir, you can flip your card. That's my secret. Both sides are green. I've taped two together. Oh, flip it? Green.

What if we start off the Face Jam theme and see what's similar and then go from there? Yeah, I think that's what Jordan said when he asked. After about 20 minutes of searching. When he said, where did we get the other one? And then Nick said sports and you clearly didn't type sports. This is called Let the Tiger Out. I kind of like this. See, and now this is kind of the jazz you were.

I think you were looking for. This was definitely in the vein of, yeah. I also like vocals. Did someone say yeah at the beginning? Yeah. Start it over again. Oh, the vein of yeah. Dude, imagine those. I also like vocals. Did someone say yeah at the beginning? Yeah. Start it over again? Oh, the cat's meow. Yeah, but there's a lot of, like, we can't talk over this.

Sure we can. But when you go into it, if the beauty's, I think. The beauty's in the vocals. It's true. This thing's so long. I think there's a version that is the same song. No rapping There's no vocalist

Well there's a guy going Yeah I do like Let the Tiger Out I like this one a lot I can picture this I don't want to jump the gun It's like the first good one we've heard In 20 minutes

There's 14 million songs available We have about a one and a half good option. Yeah. We're almost there, we got it. What if we take the non-vocal track, but then even the small vocals that are there, we have Nick double. Redo, like he redubs it.

He just goes, ooh. Let's deal with the one minute, right? He does a little crash. Whoa, whoa. Here's the 30 second version. I don't dislike this. I like it. I do like it.

Again, it's very easy to like it after everything you've played. What do you mean? Michael reminded me of the Crash Bandicoot song. Mm-hmm. Is there anything maybe in that vein? Crash Bandicoot. With some xylophone maybe? That one, though.

Okay, I got it. I got it saved. Some xylophone? Where did you find that? What category were you in? Sports. The original song that one though. Okay, I got it. I got it saved. Some xylophone. Where did you find that? What category were you in? The original song. Is this sports? Well, I guess so.

I searched Crash Bandicoot. Sports seems to be where it's at, man. Yeah. Crash Bandicoot, nothing came up. What about xylophone? Yeah. Yeah. Just type what he's saying.

Okay, xylophone. This is called Fun to Come. Excuse me? Zooby, zo zooby zoo. Are you getting sleepy now? Close your eyes while we spit at you. Close your eyes. But open your mouth.

We're gonna spit inside your face. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Inside your face It's also not terrible yeah, it's a lot simpler though. It's simple. It's a little too slow. Here's it's a little slow Here's I like the tone though. Yeah, but I think it's got a good mood It should be like a crash level. We're like a boulders come you. Yeah, it needs to be that pace of that whatever song that was. Or like you're riding on a polar bear. Yeah, a polar bear.

If you hit a wall, you're dead. Or like you're a walrus and you're racing in the snow level in Banjo-Kazooie. Oh, okay. Yeah. Freezy peak. Thank you. This is a sneaking around. This is sneaking.

This is Home Alone sneaking music. Sounds like a water level. Sounds like the GameCube intro. It is British Bake Off. That's a sneaking crash level. Do that, but make go fast. Yeah, can you type in make go fast? I'm trying.

Type in this, semicolon, make go fast. That's Jingle Bells. No, we don't know that. We were one note away from that. This is called When Cat Get Mouse. I'm confused. Yeah. Oh, no. I ate a poison apple and now the screen is going all blurry.

Jordan, there's green lines coming out of you. What's going on? Oh no. My eyes can't stay still. That's calamity strut. Dude, we were on a decent one and Jordan was like, it's a little slow and Eric has just gotten slower and slower. I'm going down the list! But once you see it's slow as shit, move slow as shit move on there's okay don't have time for this shit the clock is ticking arbitrarily

So many notes Welcome to spittin silly And I get that speed with crash yeah So this whole clippity-clop this sounds like a horse. This is the main menu thing yeah, this is cookie capers It's definitely a caper yeah, yeah, there's a caper happening We weren't supposed to review anything, and now we're just reviewing every single song on the audio network. Yeah, well, we're not reviewing it.

We are. We absolutely are. We're absolutely reviewing it. We're not giving it a score, but we are reviewing it. If we weren't, it would be yes or no. We go, this one is a bit slower, more methodical in tone with the clops and the clippities. We're not reviewing.

If I were to compare it to a food we've eaten. Quick, that man has their food! Get him! Then we all get in the cardboard cutout car, pick it up, and start running. Somebody stop him. This is called Crazy Bones. Okay. Somebody stop him. This is called Crazy Bones.

Okay, dude. Crazy Bones is pretty funny. We might be on this one. Here's the thing. I want Xylophone. Oh, hang on. I don't hate Crazy Bones. Or is this Stockholm Syndrome?

This is actually bad. Hang on, hang on. He said he didn't hate it. He didn't say it was good. Here's the 32nd version. Now that's a pop! Where'd that pop come from? That's the 32nd version! Mark this one down. You got it. Crazy Bones 5. Do we wanna

compare this one to Letting the Tiger In? Okay. And then here's the 30-second version. Dude, the best part about actually recording this is people can truly see how little work we're putting in. Yeah. Like, we'll use this song for four years now. Yeah. So it's like someone was going, oh, it's taking forever.

In the reality of a production, it's not. Yeah. It's exponential. Usually this is like a six, I was thinking forever. In the reality of a production, it's not. Yeah. This is sinful. It's exponential. Usually this is like a six-month process. Yep. And we're going, I don't know. We listened to over 12 songs.

What do you want from that? How far do you want? Take Crazy Bones 5, I guess. I don't fucking know. All right. Here's Let the Tiger Out. This was the 30-second version. It is a good one.

I like this more than Crazy Bones. I think that this is more fun. Okay. Go back to Crazy Bones? Okay. Crazy Bones. From the beginning. I imagine it would cut in right after that little intro.

Yeah. Here it is without, I think, the crazy thing at the beginning. Totally different. You're wrong. This is a different song. It's totally different. No, it's the same song. You're wrong. It's a different, no it's a different, it's a 30 second version. We get that, but the 30 second version is also completely different. It's 30 seconds and a different song. Crazy Bones is... I don't know. I feel like we might need that lead up if we're doing Crazy Bones. Yeah, oh, we definitely do. It'd be hard to just jump in on that. This one is really- this one sets a good tone.

Yeah, I don't know if we deserve this tone though. You can come in and just be like- Seeing everyone doing this, I feel like means we shouldn't use it. But you should- But we have similar reactions to the current theme song. Mm-hmm. That one always gets us in. I want it to be different.

This song is called Insects. What? Insects? Yeah. Insects. This is some Peter and the Wolf shit. I think we put this on the same time we have donkeys. We're really into something.

Donkeys versus insects. Okay, insects is out. I understand that. Insects should never have been in. No. You shouldn't have played it. Keep the window closed. Keep the insects out.

We're the only bugs here. We are the bug king. This song is called Vegas Swagger. I'm going back to the original theme song and finding similar. It's like cabaret. King this song is called Vegas swagger. I'm still I'm going back to the original theme song and finding some okay Like a beret bender yeah Yeah, like the Rockettes yeah, all right this song is called waka waka So far so good this might be what I used for secret menu Maybe oh No, it's not This might be what I used for secret menu. Maybe.

Ooh, no, it's not. This isn't bad. This isn't bad at all. It kind of has a late night show intro vibe. I like this. Okay, okay. Now that's like got hero vibe. It does, yeah.

Let's hear the 35 second version. Now we're dialing in. There's also a four second sting. That's a good sting. That's a good, that's what we did. That's what we used between segments where it's like we're going in. All right, now it's time for the snack backlog.

Here's like the last 30 seconds. I wanna hear how it goes out. I like this because it's similar but different. Yeah. Yes. This part sucks. How close to the end are you? It's like 10 seconds. I want to hear if it sort of swells and then drops. That's perfect.

That's a good ending. I feel like if any part goes on too long, we'll just make him fix it. Yeah. Here's Bullseye. Also has clapping. This is also good. This is good.

Let me see what the 30-second version of this is. I'm unconvinced on this one. Okay. I can understand that. I like the hype-up, though. I like that one. Maybe there's a 30-second version. It's a lot to live up to.

I think if we start it right there, and then it builds to this thing. I like this a lot. Bullseye 6. Let's keep it in the mix. I feel like I'm still Team Waka. I just feel like Waka's got a little more, but this one's definitely more palatable

where we only have to start a couple seconds in, and then everything that's got is good. Yep. Wow. I'm wowed a little bit. My wow factor, I like that one a lot. I bet this next one's going to be the one, though. City of Angels.

Been wrong before. This just is, it's no melody is what it says. Great. This is real either like 80s PI yeah we're like on the beat or someone's about to take your dick out all right we all have mustaches and you don't know where it's gonna go here's dial it up missed opportunities that just have the 56k dial up. Too slow. Yeah.

Granny Gangster. Cool name. Yo, Granny's got slaps. Yeah, this Granny rules. Now that's also a little crashy sounding. Yeah. You know, if a xylophone comes in. Oh, no.

Oh, I'm sorry. Was that a trumpet or a kazoo? I don't... It's a raspy trumpet. Is there a kazoo in the trumpet? The trumpet has asthma. This song is called Time to Freak.

This means time to fuck. Just so you know. It's implied. You did that? Alright, how about Uptown? This could... Hold on. This could go.

And it went. Okay, okay. I like the boop, boop, boop. I know. It's one guy. He's playing with one finger. Boop, boop, boop. Boop, boop, boop.

Here, check it out. Here's Bullseye again. This is that 30-second Bullseye. I know what it is. All right, take me back to Waka. What bullseye does is it gives room. We gotta put the work in.

In the intro, whatever it is. But it makes whatever our intro is sound kickass. It does, yeah. Waka Waka is more the song intros itself kind of deal. Okay, so that's... In my opinion. That's... Here's Waka Waka. Bullseye, here's Waka Waka. This is the full version.

I think if it builds... I think if that's like the start... It's a little like... Action Hero. It is. It's a little like action hero. It is. It's action hero-y. It just doesn't swell. It's good action hero-y that moves.

It hangs out. Yeah. Whereas the other one swells, but it never gets more than it is. Yeah, this one kind of just builds and builds. And then one more time. let's go, tiger. There we go. This one I hate now. I think this one's out.

Okay. I don't hate it. I think I'm down to the other two. So, let the tiger out is done. Okay, so we're, don't hate this one. I hate now. Get lost. Hang on.

Don't forget. How are we feeling about this one crazy, but look I mean, I'm not saying there's not a future that lazy bones fits in somewhere I just don't think it's the intro of the gizmos will be right back My pick is definitely bullseye I'm leaning bullseye. I want to hear Michael Do the intro on it okay wait which one's bullseye uh this one that's the one that i liked yeah and it would start probably here welcome jammers and anyone alike to the once in a lifetime show that happens every two weeks that's right it's time to spit silly.

So take off your shirts and roll around in the muck because there won't be a dry chest left when we're done with you. Jordan, start sucking them. I didn't bring my straw. Look, I'm workshopping the intro. Yeah. Without something to read off of, it kind of will just go. What about this? Let me throw a spit and silly

out. What if Jordan intros it? Oh, I love that. I would definitely need to read something. I'm just throwing it out there, right? I am not as good off the cuff as you, Michael. Right. But I do read what he writes. Are we saying we're never writing anything? No, no.

We can write something. I don't care. I think if we have a little blurb for what this is. I just like, it's a thing I've heard recently where people don't call people co-hosts, which I get it. But a co-host just means they're a host, but they're not you. Yeah. You're still a host. You're my co-host.

Right, exactly. But you just never say it. It's true. This is interesting. I just got an opportunity to say I'm your host, Jordan Sweers. my co-host right exactly but you just never say it it's true right so this would be interesting i'm your host jordan sweers i've heard on recent podcasts people say i'm your host so and so and then someone says i'm also your host and it sounds weird no it's like someone got someone thought co-host became like a lesser yeah but just to even it out i could be a co-host i really like that i like and then maybe we also

write in definitively not a host at all right yeah like and eric who is not eric who is in the room with us right against our numerous requests yeah keep that like stinger for uh the waka waka one because i really like that one is like a segment break Yeah, cuz then we go that's all right That's a great now. We're on to the next segment if we ever sell ads on this show Then yeah, I can just be that so here are the two five second stings for oh, I guess there's three. Oh That's fun interesting Okay, then here's one more That was it was inside the bucket

No, no, you know what it was in a car going by You know what it is. It's spitting silly and someone someone puts down the fucking food tray and they Yeah, the sound comes out and then then someone goes, I didn't order that. Yep. That's the sting. So I think we found our theme song. I think it is bold. We're going to say officially for at least one episode.

Yeah, dude, I can't wait until the next episode when we decide we found something better and that plays. Here's the thing. I think this should play no matter what in episode two, but then we don't talk about it at all. And then episode three, it's just a different intro. And we go, yeah, this is the intro now. We go to Crazy

Bones. Just know that if we, if Crazy Bones is the third episode intro, we had a revelation in the car. Yeah, we realized we were wrong. Maybe we start marking secret episodes with different intros it's like bro i don't know what next week's episode's about but they said crazy bones is the intro so i've cleared my schedule crazy oh my god they used insects it's my favorite it's my favorite two hour 30 minute podcast

why do you have such quick access to insects get Get rid of it. He's got a whole window open. I know he does. It's just around. Delete it. Yeah, insects are just around, you know? Can you report songs on Audio Network? Well, that's good. So we got it.

We figured out our theme song. We did it. So now we can move on to the rest of the show. Right. Which is the next episode. Right. All right, Jordan, how do you outro this thing? And then I'll hit you with like the sting.

I don't want outro it. Yeah, ready? I mean, well, and then I'll hit you with, like, the sting. I don't want to outro it. Yeah, ready? I mean, well, do I outro it, though? No, because he did. Oh, yeah, that's right. I know what I said. Yeah, because I did. Okay.

All right, do you want me to give you the 30-second? There's a nine-second version. I don't know what it is, but. I mean, we don't usually play the outro when we're recording the episode. It kind of. Yeah, it is true. Okay, then I'll end it with.

No, hit me with the nine-second. I just want to hear it. Okay kind of. Yeah. Okay. Then I'll, I'll end it with. No, hit me with the nine second. I just want to hear it. Okay, here we go. Well, I hope you enjoyed that episode of spit and silly. Consider yourself spat on. Now clean yourself up,

you filthy animal. And then it's over. Or, or play that one again. Uh, okay. Um, okay.

Nope. That's what I want. One more clean. Well, that's the show. We just spit in your mouth. No? I think we spit in their ears. Okay.

Oh! Okay. Here, you want that one more time? I was fucking iconic. Ready? Here we go. Three, two, one. That's the show.

Ear spit. No, the show. Ear spit. No, not as good? No. It feels weird doing an outro with music. Yeah, it's just not natural. Hang on. We're going to go beat. Well, hope you enjoyed the show, everyone.

We're going to go collect some gems. Yeah, I'm your co-host, Michael Jones. Co-host Banjo, and here's my co-host, Kazooie. Yeah. Alright, let's go collect some Jinjos. Yeah, I'm gonna go collect an ass whooping for Eric. What? I don't know. I got

nothing. Yo, I'll be honest. Offline? You stopped recording? You fucked this up. No, this was fine. That took forever. There were so many bad... Yeah, I thought he was going to come out with nothing but hits. All right. And then we picked the best hit.

He made a mistake. He came out with nothing but shits. Of just doing... And we had to fuck it. It just took forever. Well, gotta go. We already ended it. Yeah, it's over.

We're done recording. I told him to cut it. We're just talking. All right. talking