100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Whatawings vs. Popeyes Wings

Episode Date: February 6, 2024

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I'm your host, Jordan Sweers. The theme song has already stopped. He stopped it. Michael Jones. Hey, what's up? Michael. Yeah. Do you have the cereal or what?

Okay. We're talking about Taco Bell cereal update. You don't know what we're talking about? Yeah. Get out of that rock. Go watch the best video we've ever made that video rules there's Tuesday drops on Togglebell on the app

she's not waiting dude she's a fucking animal before we started recording you asked if this was a Gracie thing you fucking know it's a Gracie it was a rhetorical question I came over here and went I don't know what we're doing but there's a bunch of good fucking food was this Gracie?

this is everyone this is me okay this is everyone real fast she gestured to like all the bags and says this is me and it's a giant it's a giant fucking box of french fries it's french fries like you know mcdonald's has the share a basket yeah it's two or three times the size of that remember the big normans you could get from McDonald's? I don't. What? Buckets? They were like big cups. Not really buckets, but really tall,

like almost the size of a large soda. I remember Super Size. Yeah. Well, I don't know if that was Super Size, but you could get a very large, essentially a cup

of fries from McDonald's. There's so much of fries from McDonald's. So, do you have the cereal anyway? Back to the cereal. So, there's this whole kerfuffle Taco Bell cereal. Nick and I, we have the cereal anyway back to the cereal so there's this whole kerfuffle talk about cereal Nick and I

we got the cereal yeah okay allegedly great we got the cereal but then we learned from Larry

that there was a code to get it for free because I was shocked when I paid for it I was like I just assumed this would be free didn't whatever

paid for it then Larry's saying there's a code but he didn't get it because he kept trying to put the fucking code in he's fumbling with the code and he ran out of time he's fumbling around missed it I was code, but he didn't get it because he kept trying to put the fucking code in. He's fumbling with the code and he ran out of time.

He's fumbling around, missed it. I was shocked to say Nick didn't get it, then did get it. Yep. Okay, so we thought we won. Then we got refund emails. Like, got refund. He's like, oh no.

Then I got the refund email. I'm like, oh no. But I looked at it and I was like, okay, it doesn't say your order's canceled. I was like, maybe they're just refunding us for the kerfuffle, for the code kerfuffle. It should have been free for everyone.

It should have been free, I guess. But still happy to pay for it, to guarantee it. As of this point, it's Tuesday, January 30th. It has been shipped to me and should arrive two days from now on February 1st. Can I reveal something to you guys? Reveal. Hold on. What's Nick's deal?

Because you also got the refund. Yeah, I mean, I ask that all the time. Are you talking specifically about the cereal? You also got a refund. Do you know if yours is shipped? So I didn't get an email like Michael did, but I did go and follow the tracking info. It is somewhere in North Texas, and it's on the way to me for February 1st. Okay.

I didn't get an email either. I did that also. Okay. Okay. Jordan L. contacted the Face Jam Twitter. Uh-huh. What?

I mean, I saw it. I have an extra box of Cinnatwist cereal. Right. Do you want me to send it? And you said yes. Yeah. We have it.

It's already here. We have it in the office. That's cool. Why is it not on the table? Because that's not what we're... Because you did this. There's not enough room, Grace. But also, because we're going to get ours first.

Yes, correct. We've now just taken his cereal. Should we send it back? Too bad it's ours now. We're not sending it back. It's extra cereal. Exactly. That's what we're doing.

So now we're waiting for theirs, but we'll have Jordan's also. But guess what? We're sure not doing it on Thursday because I have motherfucking jury duty. It's what we're doing. So now we're waiting for theirs, but we'll have Jordan's also. But guess what? We're sure not doing it on Thursday because I have motherfucking jury duty. Oh, no. It's true. It's true. Jordan L sounds like it's- She will not stop eating fries.

She won't. It's Jordan's season. You expect me to go there and not do this? I was trying to get to it. Yes. Then you don't know me well. Okay. I do know you.

You need to know restraint. Okay. So here's what's going on today for spit and salad. But I like it. So that's the cereal update. Give me food. I just, you need to know restraint. Okay, so here's what's going on today for Spittin' Silly. But I like it. So that's the cereal update. Give me food. I'm hungry. Here's what's going on

for Spittin' Silly. This was a Gracie idea. Yeah. What a shock. Fucking six packs of Whataburger and Popeye's chicken somewhere. Gracie said, there's wings at Popeye's

and wings at Whataburger. What if we compare and contrast? All right. Boom. What if I just eat them? Boom. That's pretty much what's going to happen. Dig intourger. What if we compare and contrast? All right. Boom. What if I just eat them? Boom. That's pretty much what's going to happen. Let's dig into them.

What if I eat this entire box of French fries? So, Gracie's already on that. I know. She gave me a look. Let's start. She didn't say it. She's like, hell no. She was just like, are you serious?

These are roasted garlic parmesan. Look at what they come in. What is this? This is what garlic parmesan is supposed to look like. I don't know what I'm grabbing here. What's happening? Cute little bowl. It's not cute. It's just a bowl. I don't know what I'm grabbing here. It's not cute. It's just a bowl.

It's wet. It's small and orange. It's cute. Who wants to jump in on a roasted garlic parmesan right here? I do. Are these bone-in at Popeyes? They are. Oh boy. That's going to be a two-hand situation. Oh, that's crazy. What is he talking about? Interesting.

Honestly, I didn't expect them, honestly I didn't expect them to be bone in at all. Stealing your napkin? Yeah, I mean there should be some. Creating a barrier. I don't know what this means. I just got a new text chain from Ify. Ify Wadiway, if you're familiar.

To myself, Alfredo, and Joe. This is a new text chain. And he put in all caps, you have been holding out from us. And as I'm standing here going, the fuck is he talking about? Joe replied,

what are you talking about? Uh, but then, okay. It was again, kind of a rhetorical question. If he included a picture of Joe shirtless. Yes. Oh,

he's getting in good shape. Joe is Jack. I know dude. I'm going to start calling him joke. When that's cool. Just call him jacked. When Ify starts noticing, that's when you know you've entered the realm.

Yep. What am I sucking down here? So this is, let's start with the garlic parmesan ranch. And we'll go from there. Set down my microphone to eat it. No way. Go for it.

Here, I'm just going to get pictures. Go insane mode. Yeah. I like how it's boneless. I'm going to out my microphone to eat it. No way. Go for it. Here, I'm just gonna get pictures. Go insane mode. This one? Yeah. I like how it's boneless and we don't have forks. They're bone-in. Oh, these are bone-in. Yeah.

Those are boneless. But these are, but there's like boneless ones also. It's very weird. Where's this from? Popeyes, right? Popeyes. This one is from Popeyes, yeah. What do you think of their venture into this?

It's not bad. I'm not shocked because it from Popeyes, yeah. What do you think of their venture into this? It's not bad. I'm not shocked because it's Popeyes and they got pretty good chicken. That's why I asked. If this was Whataburger, I'd be shocked. Now, here's the thing. Pretty good. It tastes like the garlic Parmesan and everything is good.

It tastes like Popeyes. Yeah. Well, that's where it's from. Right. But I wasn't, I guess I just wasn't expecting it to taste so much like Popeyes. That's where it's from. But I wasn't, I guess I just wasn't expecting it to taste so much like Popeye's. That's good. I get what you're saying.

It really is just like their fried chicken that they put the sauce on and I wouldn't expect it I don't know why I'm surprised like Eric is that it tastes like Popeye's. Remember how fucking Garbo the Parmesan was we just had? It's not that.

This is what it's supposed to look like. This is what it's supposed to taste like and look like. This is very good. It's got that very unique crispy breading that Popeyes has and it's really good. I'm incredibly impressed by that.

This is good. It's very unique, actually. It doesn't taste like your... You could put Wingstop and Buffalo Wild Wings in front of me. I probably couldn't tell you the fucking difference, but this you can tell the difference. I'm incredibly impressed with that. So that's the first Popeyes one.

Do we want to stay with Popeyes or do we want to jump over to one? I have to go to one. Okay. So which one's that, Michael? That's in front of you. None of them are labeled. No idea. Oh, my God.

I think that's honey butter. That's a whoopee mess. It's honey butter. Now, these are bon God. I think that's honey butter. That's a goopy mess. It's honey butter. Now these are boneless, I think. And it is honey butter. And Jordan is making a face. Is there a garlic parmesan? Wait.

I don't think so. That does not taste like Popeyes. The honey looks like snot. Here's the thing. It's not terrible. There's so much honey butter. It's just like a direct concentration of honey butter that they use in their honey butter chicken biscuit.

But usually that's spread across an entire sandwich. It's like on one spot of it. That said, it's good. It's just very strong. It's, uh... I don't love it. It does no favors that it follows the Popeye's one, because that was so good.

I like that. And this is just okay. I like it. I mean, I'm just telling you, she's from here. The quality of the chicken is, it's no contest. No. No, absolutely not. Like I said, from Whataburger, that's good.

I would eat that at what a burger it's kind of tastes like nowhere near as good as it needs the biscuit the popeyes we just ate um okay so that's the first all right popeyes and the first what a burger let's get into the next popeyes this is the sweet and spicy now my my water behind those look great these those look amazing jordan look at these. These look phenomenal. That looks like real food, dude. Yeah. That looks like real food.

That looks like, I don't know, Claire Saffitz made it. Please. Oh, very nice. Deep cut. Gracie? It's like it's too nice looking to be fast food. Dude. Okay, so I like the sauce better than the Parmesan.

This is still good. This is good bone-in chicken. This is good. This tastes less like Popeye's, but tastes very, very good. It's the sauce is like so good. Yeah, the sauce on this is whatever, but they really know what they're doing with their chicken. It's so good.

I would recommend these. These are really good. Oh, yeah, and I don't like it. I don't either. I'm a sticky boy right now, and I don't like this. Have they ever done wings before? It's just so weird to see what is clearly their fried chicken texture. You can tell Popeye's fried chicken from a mile away.

It's weird to see it on these little bone-in wings. And also, just like, yeah, there's a good number of wings left, but nobody touched Gracie's 10,000 fries that she has left. I turned them towards y'all. Oh, that was. Is that what that is? Is that like a symbol of like a fucking monkey in the jungle? Like that has no speech.

You just turned it towards us. It's no closer to us. You made such a point specifically to say they are mine, not yours. And then didn't unsay that. I pointed them towards you. If someone said, don't touch these things, this is mine, and then later it was pointed towards me, I wouldn't go, oh, the rules

have changed. Now it's mine. You just don't know how to read Box of Fries body language. I don't, dude. I don't. I don't speak Frybox. It's body language. I have no idea how long we've been going. It's called the family Frybox, so it's for everyone. There you go. Did you say Big Piggy?

These fries. Which one? Whataburger Popeyes. Whataburger fries are not good to begin with, and they're just getting colder and colder. No, they're terrible. Okay, let's go to another Whataburger one. They're okay. They're worse than everyone else. That one looks sad. They're not worse thanurger one. You want to do this one or you want to do this one? They're okay. They're worse than everyone else. That one looks sad.

Yeah. They're not worse than Burger King. Gracie, is this one the Buffalo? I believe so. Buffalo Whataburger wings. These are boneless. None of them are labeled, so I can't really help you out there. Now we're getting into shit.

Wait, where's the sauce? Bad. This one is the worst one so far. Hello? There's no sauce. This one sucks. They barely put any sauce on it. They didn't put any in here, and you can really taste the chicken, and that's not good. That's just the chicken.

You don't want to be tasting the chicken. And then even when you do get the sauce, it's just like, yeah, it's vinegar. Would you like some? First boo of the episode. Unexciting. Wow. You know it's bad when greasy. Where's the sauce? Yeah, no, this sucks. Why would Whataburger do this? It goes, first Popeye thing we ate,

second Popeye thing we ate, honey butter, this thing. Don't worry. There's another Popeye thing. I'll be honest. There's two. This looks par for the course for the amount of effort

that Whataburger usually puts in. Dude, the chicken looks so good from Popeye's. This looks even better. Now, this is the honey... This looks like the second attempt from Claire's habits. I can smell the barbecue. This is honey barbecue. Yeah, I can smell honey. This looks like the second attempt. I can smell the barbecue. This is honey barbecue.

Yeah, I can smell it. Jump on. I want a leggy. Okay. Whoa, that thing's beefy. They're huge compared to the one I've had. They are very big. Holy God.

Again, I mean, I'm not. I'll be honest. Of all these flavors, honey barbecue is the one I'm going to pick the least. I'm not a barbecue flavor person. Me either. Not for anything. I don't like barbecue flavor. I really like that.

But it's good. If you want a little barbecue, a little smoky. That's a little tang. That's a pretty nice barbecue. That's a pretty good sauce. Yeah, this is. It's got just the right amount of tang and smoke. Wow.

And again, on this chicken, it's so good. We're trying not to eat into the mics. Sorry if it happens a little bit. I don't know if I am trying. I don't know what you're doing. I'm a mess. Holding it away from my mouth. I got it all over my hands, all over my face.

That's the other reason why I refuse to let go of the microphone. So my right hand cannot be dirty. I will not get two sticky hands. I will not. I'm doing the same thing. I will not. I will not use my left hand for this. I'm a little mad at this one because of how messy I am now, but

Are you left-handed or right-handed? Right. That's good. Oh, okay. Interesting. Just using... I'm left-handed. You're going with left. That's interesting. And I'm holding on to the microphone with my left hand. I don't need dexterity for this. Anyway. I'm so impressed with the Popeyes.

They're so good. Yeah. They're amazing. Now, this is something I would stab somebody for. Not the chicken sandwich. I think I would get this if I went to Popeyes amongst everything else. If I'm not getting just straight up a bucket of drumsticks, I'm getting this. These are good. If you're listening to this and you have the, I don't know, the gumption, you fought up the will to host a Super Bowl party despite the boring matchup,

get these for your Super Bowl party, and this will steal the show. It'll be this, Usher, and then whatever the game is. Top three. Usher. Before we get to more of the Whataburger wings and everything I think there's one more Whataburger One more Popeye

No Do we have to? Open it find out What do you think is in there? It's like poop More french fries And a little piece of poop It looks like every other Whataburger More french fries. And a little piece of poop. A little piece of poop on it. Definitely more. I don't know.

It looks like every other Whataburger. Now, I think this one's like the barbecue, whatever. So let's try that because we just did it. I wasn't expecting. I figured these were going to be neck and neck. I figured. That you're crazy. Popeye's and Whataburger, it was just going to be whatever.

I'm so fucking blown away by how much i like the popeyes wings it's like i'm not really a bone and chicken guy it's so yeah fucking good yeah it's like authentic chicken it's really good it's the thing i've said for four years now or however long we've done this shit show like i don't really give a fuck either way but like if you get a good bone like i don't even know if it's placebo who knows maybe they can make these exactly the same without the bone but here we are with the bone and they're amazing this is like i would get this bone in chicken and not i would be like that is better than boneless this is like one of the very few i would actually give a shit about the water burger ones aren't even like crispy no i'm gonna be honest i'm gonna

be honest they're bad it's it's they're fine it's unfair to compare it absolutely this is this is no contest. There's not a question. No one will ever pick this over that. I'm not saying. Whataburger is getting beat up. But like Whataburger to me, they've never had great chicken. I always get the burgers there.

I mean, but this is their effort. This is like their limited time. We're like, we're doing wings thing. This is the best of their sauces. Whatever this barbecue is, is the best of the ones that we've had. It doesn't have the complexity of the... I probably like the honey butter.

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Shop now at Pandora.net. I don't know what I'm eating. Yeah, you grabbed the last Whataburger one. You know what? Let's end on a high note. So yeah, let's eat one more Whataburger one and then we'll go back to pop. Is this like a sweet and sour type thing? I think it might be. It ain't spicy. Yeah, go ahead and grab every single one, Gracie, before you go.

Fine, I will. Double dip, double dip. Well, she's not double dipping, but she's biting one and then taking a new one. I'm not. Yeah, but they don't know that. I just told them. Yeah, but that's it. Gracie just pulled out a gun and shot Michael.

Oh, my God. She's like, I just told them. Puts half-bit chicken back in the bowl. No. God, that sucks. Dude. It just got... They didn't get worse, but the more Popeyes we ate, the worse it got. Dude. It just got, they didn't get worse, but the more Popeyes

we ate, the worse it got. Absolutely. Can I also say, I'm really proud of like you freaks here, especially these two, for not immediately

rifling through the 50 ranch cups. Because I thought for sure. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. I didn't think nothing would happen.

I'm just glad there wasn't a mad dash here. So we have one more wing left, and this is their, it looks like it's Popeye's sauced. It's sauce-less. Okay. So we'll just see how, like, you know, it's their chicken.

Okay. Let's just go for it. It's a little version. Grab the little one. They're small. All right, it's fine. Don't get this one. No.

I caught it. Why would you get this one? I dropped it, but I caught it. Get a sauce one. Yeah, that makes, this is just so plain. Don't get sauce-less. Yeah, you can get this. Good chicken, dropped it, but I caught it. Get a sauce one. Yeah, that makes this is just so plain. Don't get sauiceless. Yeah, you can get this. Good chicken, good cook though. Good crisp. Still better than the Whataburger. The

sauiceless one is better than every Whataburger one. Yeah. For sure. Agreed. This tastes exactly like Popeyes. It's just shrunk down. Yeah. This is a drumstick but tiny. I don't know if you heard that. Gracie held up the ranch cup in great display and then shook it and you heard the inside the cup.

Yum. You know, Nick, I heard it. You felt it. Is there a little hot? There's a little bit of spice to it. Like a little. It's their Cajun spices. I guess. I don't know where it's coming from because I've eaten eight pieces of chicken. So let's talk about it. No, straight up. So there was eight different ones. I guess I don't know where it's coming from because I've eaten eight pieces of chicken So I assume something was hot somewhere So

Let's talk about it a little bit So there was eight different ones And I had like two or three of some of them I think there was a fifth but they didn't give it to us I think I just ate like a dozen pieces of chicken Which is great because I was hungry I'm trying to think how to form this. It's Popeye good, Whataburger bad.

Yeah, I think that's what it boils down to. It really is like, why did Whataburger do this? I mean, again, because they just got to do something. The thing is, why are we comparing them to Popeyes? Take a picture of this one where this honey butter one is just coated in a membrane. Take a picture of that one and as I say, that was my favorite.

What? The presentation is definitely lacking on their part. If you like honey butter chicken biscuit though, you're gonna love this because that's what it is. It's a little bit version of it. Yeah. Okay, so what's as good as shit which of the which of the popeyes ones were like at the well sauceless doesn't yeah no that you know that's a great for me it's which one was what was after the so there was garlic parmesan

there was there's the hot and spicy and then there was the honey barbecue it's a toss up between the first two Popeyes I really like the Parmesan I totally understand so that's third but it's an easy third I probably do the hot and spicy or the sweet and spicy then the Parmesan

it's really good they're both very good they're kind of like the best wings I've had From a fast food place Oh absolutely, a thousand percent Better than places that are like wing places This feels like it comes from a non-fast food wing place Yeah

It's a gourmet version I'm shocked Look, I thought we were starting at 11.30 We started at 11 I knew what we were doing, we got breakfast. And then it's amazing chicken wings from Popeyes. This is awesome. There's rules. They were really confused when I walked in

there at 10.30 in the morning and said, I want every flavor. Oh, they were confused. Do you sell it? Yes. Then shut the fuck up. Don't offer it. Don't offer it. If it's on the menu, someone's ordering. You ever get a confused bartender? It's like, you're ordering a drink. It's five in the morning. It's an airport, sir.

Time is me. Time is me. You don't know where I came from. Granted, I came from Austin at five o'clock in the morning, but he doesn't know that. For all he knows, I'm traveling internationally, and it's five o'clock or something in my brain. Yeah, you're just pre-gaming your brain.

Yeah. Your liver to get there. You call it a brain game. I think what you said about- I need a bath. Yeah, really liver to get there. You call it a brain game. I think what you said about... I need a bath. Yeah, really. I think what you said about these being... They're so good, it's like they're not from fast food.

It's such a great summation of these wings. I'm so... That has like a nice amount of heat that like hangs out. It does. It's like, dude, like... They taste real. Yeah, right? Like real spice.

Real's a good way to put it. You know what I mean? Like, oh, and then they put 57 jal Yeah. Right? Like real spice. Real's a good way to put it. You know what I mean? Like, oh, and then they put 57 jalapenos on top of it, you know? Or there's like a mayonnaise that's spicy. Like, that's just, that's good. That is a good wing. Actual recipe went into this.

I think the thing that helps it too is that the sauce really stands up and it's really, really good. And the thing I really like about the Popeye's wings is the sauce is like pretty strong. The garlic Parmesan was a little bit weak, but once you get past the sauce and it's chicken, chicken's fucking good. Yeah. That chicken is good. I'm Nick.

Look at this fucking feeling good. He's feeling good. Can't wait to see how he somehow complains about this later. I want to eat someone. Heartburn. He's going to go pick up more after this. Oh, definitely. He will trick his wife for sure. Yeah don't want to eat someone. I don't want to eat anyone. My heartburn. Not yet. He's going to go pick up more after this. Oh, definitely.

He will trick his wife for sure. Oh, yeah. We're having a chat. Okay, so. We're having a chat. Hey, listen, honey. Can we get Popeye's for dinner? I love you. I'm sorry.

I'll feed the child chicken. He's going to blame it on his son and say, he really wants chicken. Okay, so, Jordan, what is your order of ranking? Because obviously Popeye's is better. Can I say I want to pop in here? This is dangerously close to being a real food podcast. It's close. It's close.

We've done here today. That doesn't happen very often. If we would have filmed this in a car, a million views. People love watching fast food being eaten in a car. The mess in the car. Which is why we needed that van. Well, it's still... It could have been an eating situation in the van.

Are you talking about the van we left? The abandoned van? I mean, it's not abandoned. Eric, we ran away from it. They mostly stole it from us. Eric, we threw them the keys and then ran away. They mostly stole it from me specifically. And stole like you gave it to them.

Well. And then regretted it later. Like when someone stole your favorite Pokemon card that you traded. And then you just felt like a sucker. I can't believe that they would. I don't know why they would do that to me. Why would they offer me this trade that I accepted? Yeah.

It wasn't a good deal for me. What are you hiding back there? I feel like it's a thing we already ate. Are they gone? Hang on. Let me run this through. We have a table with 19 boxes. There's no more spaces. There's no more space.

No more space for this box. Eric casually put one box on another table and then Gracie went, Oh, secret! What are you hiding from me? Trash. He's hiding a piece of trash. Here's the trash. What the hell?

This is trash. To be fair, you knew it as it was getting handed to you and you just ignored everyone. God, it went, it's empty. Okay, Jordan, so where do you rank these? Gosh, I like garlic parmesan as a flavor. Maybe these ones weren't the strongest

because I feel like the breading got a little softened from probably sitting in the container and from the sauce. So I think I'm going to put the honey barbecue one. Yeah. I'm going to put garlic Parmesan two, and then sweet and spicy three. But it's really just 1A 1B 1C

I mean you like the barbecue and you are a little spice mouse allegedly so that makes sense I will also point out that it's not enough to just rank these 1, 2, 3, 4, whatever visually there needs to be a

Grand Canyon sizedsized chasm between the top Popeye's ones. They're not even in the same league. They are fucking the Waterburger ones. I'll just take a picture here. This is the Premier League of chicken wings, and then this is fourth tier. Waterburger's like, that's where Wrexham is playing

I heard they're really good yeah okay so that's sort of the Popeye's wings which stayed very crispy yeah very impressed by how crispy they are what would you have to say about the Whataburger

wings is there even a Wrexham it's Wrexham there's no if you want to get a to say about the Whataburger wings? Is there even a... Sloppy. Gracie hates. It's slop. It's slop. It's Whataburger slop. There's no... If you want to get a slop top,

I mean, grab it while you're there. Slop it up. You know what I mean? This is the kind of shit they feed you at the feeding trough. But, like, there is no... We have better standards than that. There is no...

Phil, you'll find you don't. From what you've described, I think you're delusional. You're lucky if it was up to these standards, okay? No, part of the deal was the food was going to be good. Right. That's part of the deal. No, with my brother.

You have no chef. You have no sample. Do you just go, do you think anyone ever makes a restaurant and goes, but the food's got to be good? And someone goes, well, I was thinking mediocre, though. I'm thinking mediocre. Here's the thing about my restaurant. Anytime a restaurant doesn't have good food It's because they chose it

I think my food can be pretty bad I think it can be bad I think we'll win them over By just dumping it out The experience will be enough There's no recommendations I wouldn't even tell people about this I wouldn't say like

Hey you know Whataburger If someone brought it up to me And went whoa Did you know Whataburger Has boneless wings I'd go oh yeah it's slop You want slop? Get it. The Popeye's wings, these are fucking

good. Go get these. Try these. If you like Popeye's, you will love this. Jaren, come eat one of these wings. They're fucking amazing. Dude, Popeye's Whataburger. Dog shit. Amazing. This is like a sweet, sweet and spicy.

It's pretty good, dude. They got boneless wings now, dog. This is a man on the street review. Hang on. He's taking a bite, dripping everywhere. He's struggling to rip the meat. Well, that's pretty good. Yeah! We got one.

That's pretty good. Spread the word. Yeah, spread the word, but not to come here. I don't want to. Spread the word in like 10 minutes. Spread the word. Yeah, spread the word, but not to come here. I don't want to. Spread the word in like 10 minutes. Yeah, spread the word to anyone but Larry. Thanks. Tell them there's a Whataburger up for grabs. They're not going to.

Well, I mean, they'll care. Here's what we do. We tell them Whataburger's up for grabs without ever telling them about it. And they'll be in their little fantasy land like, it's all good. This is so good. And we're just sitting there going, they got no idea.

They don't know what they missed. Do you have anything positive to say what's that when he left there hey who put that box there anything positive to say about

the Whataburger Wings I have nothing positive to say the fries are fun the bowls are orange did you say fine or fun fun you did say fun

okay she did say fun I thought I misheard her what's what's what's fun about them? The massive box that they came in. So like a cat, Gracie's going to pour the fries out and play in the

box. I just might. Once I eat them all. You're getting there. She went back at it. I was making a joke earlier. The box is half empty. I can't believe how many fries are gone. You expect me to go to these places and not do something like this? Yes. The box is half empty. Oh, I can't believe how many fries are gone. You expect me to go to these places and not do something like this?

Yes. I mean, because you're chronic. Because you bought eight containers of chicken. Because there's five of us. I'm not exaggerating. I wasn't going to let anyone go on a drive. But then you sat down and said no one else can have them. That's the first thing you said.

It was a joke. Yeah, it wasn't a joke because then as we know now, you turned it around later signaling. Signaling that it's up for grabs. I like that the whole time that was an argument, you talked over each other and that's the most face jam thing you could do. Oh, yeah. That's fine.

You just keep talking. Yeah, that was really fantastic. Fine, yeah. That's how real conversations work. When someone goes, it's hard to understand, that's a real conversation. Welcome to the real world. Do you ever go outside in the real world. You ever go outside the real world

where people take turns talking? Shut the hell up. Yeah, this isn't a movie. Yeah. Gracie really figured it out. It is scripted, though, and very hard to keep up with it. Good ranch. Okay. Good ranch. They do have good ranch. Yeah. And he finally got to it.

I'm surprised how long it took, though. Yeah. It's, yeah, yeah. What do we have left from the Popeyes? I mean, where's the fourth box? There's one of these. There's one more here. There's this. Oh, that's a different box.

That's why. Okay. So there's one of the sweet ends. Let's just throw them together. No, that's the honey barbecue. This is the honey barbecue. This is sweet and spicy. Throw them in one thing so we know.

I want to know what stock we got left on the good chicken. Dude, they look. Okay. They look. Well, now it's got sauce... They still look better thrown around. Oh my god. His eyes. He gets so excited when he gets an idea.

Wait, hang on. So we put in one of the plain sauiceless ones into the sweet and spicy. Okay. And Nick enthusiastically said, toss it, toss it, toss it! So we're tossing it. Yeah!

Toss that shit up. I'm- I mean, I'm doing it. Can you toss it- yeah, toss it more. Look at these fucking fries. Dude, also, also, fucking quality ass box. Yep. Yeah. Like, like-

I'm really impressed. Like, really. And there must be some, like, venting technology that- Oh! That's a great toss, You can't even tell. Can't even find it. Put some fries in there. All right, stop. All right, that's enough.

I'll toss your chicken, I'll toss your salad, I'll toss anything. What the? I'm a pro tosser. What the fuck? Yeah, you're a tosser, all right. Yes, I am. I said that. Premier League.

I mean, I think that's it for these wings. I think that this is a great, again, not fair to compare, totally. But we will. I think that's is a great Again not fair to compare Totally But I think that's what we learned I don't think we expected Popeyes to Blow them out of the water You'd think it'd be a little closer I will say Waterberg gives you nice little Tupperwares

To keep The cute orange bowls They're not nice little Tupperwares To keep Tupperware is a brand This is you ever keep Tupperware in a restaurant? Tupperware is a brand. This is not Tupperware. This is a plastic bowl, just so you know. That's not called Tupperware.

Why the Tugoban? This is what happens if a stray dog comes to your home and you need to give it water and you don't know how to do that. Or if you're taking lunch to work the next day. I mean, but also these are just as good. These are probably better, these other containers. Would you put your lunch in the Whataburger container? You go home, you clean it out, you hand wash it. Well, a little bit. And then

you put, I don't know, whatever you want to put in there. You hand wash this, it still ain't coming out. That butter is soaked into the microplastics. My grandma will take Ziploc bags and clean them and turn them inside out to dry. And not even the ones with the zipper, the shitty My grandma will take Ziploc bags and clean them and turn them inside out. You got it. And not even the ones with the zipper, the shitty ones, the sandwich bags.

It makes my mom crazy. And she said, if I ever do that, just kill me. Just say, I mean, that's what she was going to say. No matter what, that's what she meant. That's what she meant. It's time to either put me in a home or put me in a hole. She's like, listen to me right now. I'm telling you of sound mind.

If I ever do that, my mind is gone and I'm already dead. I'm done. The power of attorney changes over to you. Your Honor, I watched her wash a Ziploc bag. I don't need anything else. Dude, if I was at home right now, I'm going to start hammering that gavel sound effect. Well, I think that...

Whoa! I think you should definitely get the Popeye's wings and leave what a burger in the dust yeah if you're going to what a burger just get a burger yeah because that's a box of fries or box of fries i wouldn't even recommend the box of fries to be honest or milkshake i mean they did make all right milkshakes but i don't know what a burger is mostly okay yep yeah it's like we can shit on the food but I do need to end on a positive note like I have like a gotta deal with Whataburger

I have to say something positive what? I don't even know what that is they're having their own side conversation about Whataburger

yeah yeah shut it down let's they're twinning let's wrap this one up go ahead and wrap this one up oh you want me to

do yeah yeah yeah that's usually how it works i need to go wash my hands yeah let's say hang on yeah hang on cupid no that's a different no it's a different one a lot about cupid shirtless joe oh by the way update yeah it's now been named protein pals oh nice that group text oh um uh i will say if he was like why are you holding out? And Joe said, I ain't big enough yet. He's wrong. He is now. And that's why if he's mad.

But he made a perfect point where if he said, the public gets the big enough photo, we get the progress photos. Yeah, hell yeah. That's true. That's true. If you got all my, that's how he knows the gains. You can't just go, bleh, look at me. You need the story. Yep.

That's why Joe didn't get invited to Tonal. Also, he doesn't have one. That also probably why. When I got there, I kept asking if they had a to-go one I could take for him.

They brought me out a little gift bag, like a swag bag, and I went, you got a Tonal mini in there? Is there one in here? They did. Tabletop Tonal?

Whoa, Tonal Top. Hey, thanks for listening to Spit and Silly, the good episode. Don't forget to listen to a new episode of Face Jam next week. That's right, next week, tell a friend about the show where Gracie feeds us, and I like it, and Popeye's is good. Whataburger, you piece of shit.

Chicken wing anyway. Burgers are alright. Fries aren't good. Okay. Get onion rings, Gracie. Get onion rings. Get onion rings. Okay, there he is. Go back. Okay.