100% Eat - Still BANNED %% Sonic Burger Pretzel Bacon Sonic Smasher

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

This place is on THIN ICE! Our Heroes skirt the "No Burgers from Sonic Burger" rule they set forth by creating the ultimate chicken sandwich variant. It's off menu but we need to see if there's a new pretzel king in town. Will Sonic get BANNED? Not the hedgehog. Don't get confused. Are you having a YouReview style episode?Our Heroes will be doing a Streamily signing Wednesday November 19, 2025 at 5pm CT so check out https://streamily.com/100-percent-eatGrab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Are you ready, Michael? No, he asked me directly. I did. He directly asked me. Do you want the mozzarella sticks? Wow. I'll take them. I'm getting right into it.

Because they don't have cheddar peppers. Welcome to 100% eat the show where we try every fast food or restaurant to let you know if you need it. Probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones. Alongside my co-host, Jordan Swears. Jordan, how are you? Not bad. On this fine, hot as fuck day again in November.

It was nice for a couple of days. Now it's hot again, and we went to the Sonic, and we wanted to drive the car off the cliff. Well, he did. Cliff is maybe a bit of a stretch. You know why I never take these off for us while they look cool? These are my real Tony Star glasses. It's the light tent, right? Dude, look how cool it looks.

Yeah, they're like the light tint. Well, they're a cool color. It's cool. They make everything look cool. George, do I look cool? Your head's too small. No, not right now. But if you stop doing that, you might look cool.

They look so much bigger on his face, don't they? He can't do it. He can't stop. They make me do this. They don't make you do that. You try it. See if they make you do that. You're just doing that.

Perfect. Dang. I thought it was going to be better on you. I think we just did some science. I fucking love science, bitch. They look pretty good on you, Jordan. They look terrible on you. I really did.

Well, hold on. I think. a lot of that had to do with the dumb face. No, it didn't. They were making me do it. It didn't. He put them on and the glasses went like this much wider than his head. Oh, I'm not built for that style of sunglasses. You have a thin head or something. I'm not built for that

style of sunglasses. By the way, didn't move the chair. Just to be clear. He never did change that chair, did he? Was he supposed to? Yeah. I asked her, I was like, oh, you like that other chair now because we had a Gracie episode last time and he had to rearrange the table and the extra chair. And I was like, oh.

You don't like this chair anymore? There's just a cuck chair here. You can watch the talk to ask. Come, come. Good. Put the chair and then you just need a bucket next to you. A bucket. Well, because you laugh so hard, you're going to puke.

Yeah. Yeah, a chum bucket. Close. What do you mean? Well, like a chump bucket. Today we're reviewing Sonic Burger Pretzel Bacon Smasher, something we had to create ourselves. That's right.

Sonic burger. Right. So we banned burgers. So we banned burger from Sonic burger. We were tired of bad burger. Right. But then they got a pretzel. Yeah.

Bacon smasher. And that really put us in an interesting position. Yep. With given our policy of no burgers allowed. But also being very pro pretzel. Exactly. It's like opposite ends of the policy. Yeah.

It's like it was made for us. They're like, let's see what the fuck they do here. But we pulled one over. on them. Yeah. Turns out we're smarter than Sonic. So the plan was get the smash burger, get the chicken sandwich,

created ourselves because there's no way to spend way too much money. There's no way to substitute the burger for chicken at Sonic. There's going to be people in the comments and are like, I work at Sonic and we can do that. We couldn't get a single smash burger. Yeah, we mentioned this in the ride-along.

She asked if we wanted single or double. You said single. She went, hang on, let me check. Even though she literally offered it. Then came back and went, it's only double and triple. Which is insane, because how easy would it be to just take off a bag of? They just want you to pay more money. Yeah. They want the money for their awful, awful, awful burgers.

So we got back here. If you watch the ride-along, you can see the science occur of building this chicken sandwich pretzel deal. But Jordan valiantly decided to try the burger by putting the burger back on the other. Did you? Yeah, we swapped them. And how was the, how was it? Because it wasn't on the episode.

No. We were allowed to bite it. Right, right, right. Because we're not, we're not judging that. We don't judge the burger from Sonic. I mean, it's judged. I feel like we, yeah. It's very.

I felt like we, in the past, we've judged. We've judged burgers and in the, in the future, we have judged burgers from Sonic. And yeah, it was on, on course for. Terrible. I said it tastes like a gas station cheese. It really is, yeah. It's like, it tastes like they put, like, fake burger flavor on it because they couldn't quite get whatever non-burger meat they used.

It's not like Burger King's smoke meat. Yeah. But it's in. the same grade, I think. Like, it would be next to it. They would be friends. They'd be the two losers that are friends with each other. And they're like, I got your bag, man. It's like a perfume they put

on it instead of like. This is actually fairmoan maxing and this will make people want us so bad. He's going to be so hot. I liked when we got the burger in like the little receptacle thing that it's in and Jordan looked at it and then we unwrapped the chicken sandwich and he just went

did they smash the chicken sandwich too? They didn't. That was like a fucking That's just what it looks like. It looks like a fucking fish sandwich. It does. It looks like a flay of fish. It looks exactly like a fish fucking sandwich. That's crazy.

Cole would love it. Just this. Yep. Well, he wouldn't because he'd be tricked. Yeah. It's a lie. Guys, I thought this was fish. What the fuck?

So we had to do. This isn't long John Silver's? We had to do some wizardry to get the chicken onto the thing. And that's what we're judging today is that, again, we're still above board. No burgers from Sonic Burger. Sonic chicken. Yeah. Pretz and bacon, smasher.

Pretz and bacon. That bacon. That bacon was fucking something. Dude, it was fire. That was... Low key, that bacon was fire. I can't stop saying, it's getting low-key dark outside.

Crazy. Is Loki getting dark? Low-key getting dark? What the fuck are you talking about? I don't think it's being coy about it. I think it's just getting dark. She's like, now it's dark. Now it's nice.

That was so fun watching her learn about chungis. Chungis and keep asking, is Mingus bad? Stop saying show Mingus. Is that bad? Should I not say that? But also, without getting an answer, kept saying it. You know, if she did believe it's something she shouldn't say, she didn't stop saying. No, people really like that she was wrapped in a blanket the whole time.

They love Gracie's 100% eat house blanket. Yep. Just for her. She's wrapped up. When she's not here, it's folded up, put away. Yeah, absolutely. That's Gracie's blanket. That's what it's for. It's, uh, it's great. But today, Sonic Burger was a real fucking trying time. Couldn't get the single. Yeah, you guys want anything? No. No. No, I'm good. Hey, Nick, do you want mozzarella sticks? No, but I want cheddar peppers. Yeah. Because you didn't ask him directly. We're just repeating the ride along now.

I know, yeah. But as we often do. It's still, it's still, it's still, it's, still fresh on the mind. You have to ask. I'm his buddy. I mean, I didn't want anything until he asked. He didn't want anything until I asked, but then as you pointed out, he didn't want the thing I asked, then pick something else. That's what you need to start doing, Eric. And this is for your own... I'm not going to do it. No, it's for your own edification. You can help yourself. Yeah, I mean, really. By instead of asking, you know, you can ask everyone. You can ask me and Michael and say, hey guys, me and Michael, do you want anything? We'll say no. And then you can ask Michael to ask Nick. Yes. Oh, Nick, you know what? Yeah.

What I was going to say is he can Google If you guys want anything plus Nick And then it'll add it at the top of the query And it'll go, woo, it'll say Nick overrevee Don't forget Sometimes Nick wants something But he's not thinking about it yet So suggest something that Nick might want

And then it might jog his memory on something else It is a really long ride along this week It is. We are we order and immediately immediately start recording as soon as we stop working. just started falling apart. Yeah. Yeah. He started going,

record it. Record it. We got to roll. So frustrated. So insane. We also went to a Halloween party this weekend. Oh, that's right.

Yeah. Did you forget? Which, which is what? Does this come out? Like the 11th? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But don't worry. It was November 1st. Yeah, it was, it was November 1st when we went to this party. Because it was Saturday. Yeah. Which I like Halloween on a Friday to do a all Saturday, like all Saturday all Sunday,

like Halloween weekend. That's fun. Did you see the pictures of 6th Street on Friday. Yeah. I... It looked like a zombie horde. Yes.

And I was like, what did the inside of the bars are like? Yeah. Isn't that crazy? It was like, it was like Marty Grodd. It was basically... I have a friend who went.

No way to... That's nuts. No way to move. He's... He worked with people. Oh, it was 6th Street was wall... Like, you know, they close off the street and everything.

Wall-to-wall people in the street. It was insane. It was a very scary Halloween for me. Yeah. I went to, I think I went to 6th Street one time ever on Halloween and it was like either the year I moved here or the year. I think it was the year I moved here. I think it was in 2011

so it was only like three months after I moved here and it was because I went to a house party that it was like by campus and I think it was somebody Chris went to college with and Chris invited me. But then like for some reason we like left a couple people like left the party went downtown for some reason

and then came back like within the same night for like two hours and it was fucking nuts. And I just I don't remember why we went. Someone wanted to go downtown and then I think we were like, fuck that person. Let's go back to the party.

I think because it sucked and there's like 100 million people everywhere. Yeah, and that was back when 6th Street was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That and both these standies remind me. I went to New Orleans recently.

Didn't become a vampire. I finally got to go. Close. But I got three pairs of beads. I want to hang on your guys. Oh, that's a great idea. People were throwing beads at me. You also got.

We also got some good glassware. from big racing. Yeah, you also got a really good idea. So I had mentioned this already, I wanted to rip off hot ones, just steal it, right? Let's do, just do hot ones and I was saying that. Let's just do our hot ones. And I was, no, let's do their hot ones.

Okay, that's what it is. It's us doing that. It's not even like our take on it. It's their hot ones. It's not our take on it. It's just we take yours. We just do it. You made this?

I made this. Right. So I was literally just gonna buy it because now you could just buy the sauces that they use your season like right from their website. So I was just gonna do that never got around to it.

But then just walking around, I found this, this store. I really wanted to say restaurant or bar. Because it's called the Nola sauce bar. Oh, okay. And dude, it was just, it's a pretty big shop.

There's just hundreds of sauces and rubs. It looked like a total wine, but for hot sauce. Yeah, it was cool as shit. And I was just going to get like one or two. The other thing that was crazy is they have every single sauce. They have them on the show. shelves and shit, but then in the center where the, where the, like, the cash register is,

there's, like, um, a testing station. And they have like, I don't know what's every sauce in there, but most of them. They have fucking samples set up. And they have those little ice cream spoons, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those tiny little white spoons. And then they also put their own heat ratings. Like, they just wrote down on the number and like had it taped to the bottle. Like separate from like what they, like what the bottles. Because all the bottles don't have them. Right. Like one, one said like seven out of ten and they put three. Oh wow They think this is shit

I was gonna get like one or two And I was texting you guys And then they were like Oh well if you buy five You get six free You get one more free Yeah And I was like fuck

Now I just kind of want to get five And so then I ended up getting Like a couple more where it was like I think I was like seven And they're like I mean you don't have to But you know you already have seven If you get 10 you get three free

Yeah I was like All right fuck this So then I was like Oh I have my company card on me Because I finally have a wallet Now it becomes a big I finally have a wallet. Now I don't have to pay anything.

And so I got nine bottles of sauces. I didn't want to invest the time, but it has to be one through 10. So I just kind of grabbed them. But it's pretty close. And I happened to take pictures just because I was sending them to you guys. So I had the pictures of all the ratings that they gave them. And the other thing was like, it was just like $5 more. And they're like, we'll ship it to you because obviously it was traveling.

Fucking awesome. So I got nine bottles of sauce. And then I got this thing called crack balls. And they're just like cheese balls. he said it's the hottest thing they sell and he told me it's a 15 minute ride I did not try one because I wanted to save that

I would say I've tried all the sauces they build but they're actually really good unlike hot ones there's no like fuck you it's poison they have hot for hot I would guess I would guess the hottest sauce here is probably like the six or seven on hot ones

just viewing how those people die you know on the show if it's hotter than that none of them is going to turn us into Conan O'Brien no no as much as I wanted them to. So your idea is, let's do hot ones. Right.

But now it's actually a little bit cooler because it's like actual sauce that I just stumbled upon and bought in a store. And we have our crack balls. I'm hoping that'll be like our last dab. I think that's a really good idea. There's no. Yeah, there's no debom.

Yeah. There's just the crack ball to be the last dab. So it's nine sauces and then a crack ball. I think the... And then we record the 15 minute ride afterward. Oh, that's a good idea! Oh, absolutely. Oh, we're not stopping.

We're not stopping until it wears off. I was looking back in my pictures and there was two bottles I bought where they're turned to the side in the picture so you can't see the fucking hot sauce I just called the store I was like oh really can you give me the ratings on these two

oh wow so I won't say the names of them yet but I they're the heat level is it's a two four these are out of ten right yeah yeah out of ten two four now this one is a five I would rate it like a three or a four it's really not so it kind of works in like the third slot

five six seven eight nine ten oh wow Jesus and then I just And then crack balls are rated triple X. Infinity out of 10. Yeah. I hope they're hot. I think the big idea with this is that...

Trust me, Sonic sucks. This is more interesting. We want Gracie to ask questions. Yeah. That's really it. Well, we have the other idea where it's like just plop Gracie in front of like someone doing a press junket with no prep and see what happens. We were talking about Gracie interviews for a while.

Yeah. Or interviewing Idris Elba. Yeah. About being knuckles. How does he sound like you? So how did you draw him? Did you have to act out all of that? But I like the idea of Gracie doing the questions part.

In my head it can be all of us there, but Nick also there next to Gracie, sort of like backing her up because he's not going to answer the questions, but he definitely wants the hot sauce. I think Nick should like plate the stuff and serve it too. Oh yeah, oh Nick's serving it too. On roller skates.

Yeah, okay. Lost him We were talking about that The dirty soda stream that we had And the The sauce monkey wasn't there For one of the streams And it was like

It was like food gorilla or something I don't remember what the fuck that was That was awesome I just remember Nick falling on the roller skates When he's trying to be the soda jerk Yeah Couple time Where is this new dirty soda place

It's like on East 11th I think It's kind of over by Nickel City I think And I mean That's by East 11th. Yeah. Yeah.

It's, uh... That tracks. It's so far so good. Yeah. Uh, Austin subreddit is not going to pound you. Yeah. Oh, Chili's on 40th in the limber. Uh, the,

they have like Austin centric sodas, but it's just the same thing. It's like dirty Dr. Pepper and all that shit. Is this something people like legitimately want or is it like a tongue in cheek like... I don't want it. I think it's, I think it's both. I think there's definitely a want for it from people, but then I also think the novelty of it is what keeps in a business. But then again, if it's like a mozzarella stick situation, Nick didn't want it.

Put him there. Put him there. He ate him anyway. Oh, if we took Nick there and Nick's having a dirty soda. He's like, I want to just get one. I wouldn't go there on my own. No, he would never. But if we go, I'll have one. He'll have one. If you ask him. If you ask me nicely, he'll let you get him. For once. Ask me directly nicely. Ask me directly nicely.

And I'll tell you if there's food that I want to have. We're figuring it out. I don't give. Of five, you'll get it. The other thing, I'm like about, if we can get Gracie to ask questions, the whole thing on hot ones is like their research. Oh yeah, like the deep cuts they get on like, how did you find it?

Arsville is the opposite. Yes, Gracie's going to be like, what's your favorite color? Yeah. So what is your middle name? That's a bad color. That's bad. Why? Pick something else.

Can we play a spaghetti at all of them? My favorite color is nookie. They have that. It's still one of my favorite things I've ever heard her say. Emphatically, I'm not really exaggerating that much. They have that. They have that. Do you like Yoki?

Yeah. They have that. Okay. Okay, I'll order it. Jesus Christ. I don't know why it just, I know why it tickles me so. She's so, like, like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like mad at you for what you're going to get.

She also asked me She was mad at me. She's like, what do you get? What do you usually get? What, what do you, what kind of positing? I'm like, I'm like, I'm probably spaghetti. That's so boring. I don't know. I was like, well, I mean, I didn't say it was exciting. Gracie's at her favorite place and she just wants everyone to have a hell of an experience. She wants everyone to do it right.

Man, I rewatched the clip from... Spaghetti! I rewatch the clip from the Carrabba's episode where she reveals that she knows the Carabas family halfway through the fucking episode. Oh, I thought you're going to say when she reveals the Marinera. No. That was the Olive Garden episode. And that was a reveal.

That was pretty special. I've been holding. That's where the trampoline thing started. Yep. She saw that trampoline in that ghost yard. Right. Yeah. In that murder pit.

Yep. If you want to see Gracie have fun on the trampoline, all of us in chairs in front and the trampoline in the back. And sometimes the trampoline kind of between us and the chairs. Jesus Christ. Yeah, we did get hit with it a couple of times. Patreon.com slash 100% at all. Get on.

Watch the Michael Jordan podcast. Yeah, it's a really good one. It's a lot of fun. My kids were jumping on the trampoline. I brought them here. Oh, hell yeah. And then they were picking up all the stakes that didn't stick in the ground. They were running around with them. Oh, good. I'm Wolverine. I'm also Wolverine. No, they were more like, what is it, 11, 12? Like the girl. Oh, right. Because she only had two. I was like, you're ages.

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slash tickets. Do you guys want to learn about Sonic Burger? Again? Yeah! How much more can there be? Let's do it! Our last Sonic burger episode was on October 1st, 2024. We ate the Sonic Witch's Brew Slush Float.

It received an average rating of 18.5. Wow. Why did it suck? I kind of remember that. I really don't remember it all. Just a little over a year ago. It was green. Yeah, it was a popping boba deals in it.

And we got a burger. And that's what led us down the path of we can't eat fucking burgers from this place anymore. I remember those popping boba things that did not work. Yeah. Sonic burger is currently on restriction for 100% eat after our heroes vow to no longer eat their hamburgers on the show That's right you made a whole fact that never eat a hamburger That was a fact cheeseburger but yeah we don't we don't eat it but the default is cheeseburger So you just call hamburger everyone gets it. That's fine. No yep

You cannot go inside the Sonic burger still shaking my damn head maybe one day shaking my damn head There's no going inside that Sonic burger we went to today and uh in and I think we could have and I think if you work there you experience a gas leak that lets you not put in an order easily. And after everything is ordered, you go, Um, so that was, um, hang on. Okay, that's it. Anything else? Yeah, I get these four of these things.

Um, um, um, hang on. Hold, please. After every, I could eat cherry peppers? Yeah. Um, we should have just gone in and helped. I think, I think that would have been appreciated. Do you think they would? Nick could have put on his roller skates.

fucking skated in there, show them how to flip a burger, show them how to unsmash a chicken, fucking Jesus, I'll separate a double. I'll show you how to do a single. See that? Don't put that on that. Sorry, sir. They come stuck together. Sorry, sir. It's a monkey on roller skates. I'm sorry, sir. All right, well, that's three facts. Yeah, that's three facts. We're almost there. I was long pausing for dramatic tension. Oh, I like it. Johnny, G. Gioeli had his lawsuit against Sega over the rights to Sonic Adventure 2's live and learn theme song. Dismissed Math Month. Yep, live and learn. Yep.

Spelled the same. Yep. The song, which is being used by Sega across the litany of games, is found to be in joint ownership of both G.O.L.E. and Sega. So even though the lawsuit was tossed, the ownership is in limbo. This is a fact about Sonic Hedgehog, not Sonic the Hedgehog, used to illustrate the point that it can be very confusing when you ask someone if they like Sonic and you mean hamburger, but they show you Amy Rose, feet fan art phone wallpaper on their shattered screen Android. Hey, live and learn. That time we did it on purpose. Pretty good. This guy keeps suing Sega and they keep going like, well, we own the song and he's like, yeah, but I wrote it. And they go, right, but we own it. And then he's like, right, but I wrote it just for that game. And they're like, they're like, right. Sounds like it's right. And so we own it. And they're like, and he's like, okay, but I, but if I wrote it just for that game

and the contract is just for that game, how can you use it for stuff? outside of that game and then Sega goes, huh, fuck you. And then it's been, this lawsuit has been ongoing for like 10 plus years. He just keeps going back and forth. They keep using it. He keeps suing them. It got dismissed again. Apparently, Fortnite reached out to Sega because they wanted to use that song.

And Sega said, you have to talk to this guy. And he's like, so there you have it. That's all the proof. That's all you need to know. That's all the proof you need. And so he is really fighting hard to like hang on to, like... Did he try suing Sonic Burger? Maybe that would help.

That's what I'm saying is that sue Fortnite. He should sue Fortnite and Sonic Burger to get Sonic Hedgehog in Sonic Burger and in Sonic Fortnite. Did he write the intro to The Simpsons? No. They're in Fortnite. Oh, they are in Fortnite. How do they do that?

What are the characters? The Simpsons. Right. But like when they put like Peter Griffin in. they had to do like hot Peter Griffin because like the hit box is different. Oh, I have no idea. I think it's normal. I think it's normal style characters.

Huh. Nick, who's in Fortnite? Are they hot? Is it the two hot guys from Sonic? Dude, what are they going to be for you? No, put them in smash. Oh. And their ultimate smash is they hit you with a car. And then you go on roller skates.

Like they hit you with the car, you go on roller skates. They're filming a commercial. You go to bring them the drinks and then you slip on your roller skates and all the drinks go all over you and it knocks you out. Or they feed you a burger and you die. Take that Steve from Minecraft.

They're just an ice climbers clone though. They're tied together. One of them falls off. One of them dies. No, one of the hot guys. They should be... They should be... They should be tied together by their wangs.

Yeah! Now we're talking. They'll never fall off. Maybe they're just really like far apart conjoined twins. Yeah. Oh. There's like one like There's like such a strange.

They're like just don't we like it. It won't break. Yeah. They'll cut it. And the last facts We're already through this hot mess. A Houston man is suing Waterburger for a million dollars after receiving onions on his burger despite ordering no onions.

Uh-oh. Dammary Ardell Wilson claims his allergy to onion is severe and he sustained serious personal injuries for which he had to see the care of medical professionals. Oh no. In May of last year, Wilson filed the same lawsuit against some. But the case was dismissed a month later. We've been doing this with the sauce monkey, but we keep telling him it's Sega's fault.

And he said he's going to get his friend Johnny to help him get even once and for all. Hey, live and learn. Can you imagine suing a restaurant because your order was wrong for a million dollars? And then another restaurant for the same thing. I'm starting to think this guy might just be fishing. Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean?

The first one was dismissed within a month. So he got to try it somewhere else. Try it again. Dismissed in a month is crazy to go and do it again somewhere else. How many times? Now here's the thing, because you know when he orders no onions, there are times where he's getting no onions. Yeah.

But he keeps going back. Exactly. He keeps going back and he keeps going no onions. It's like as it's playing McMillians. You know, one day he's going to hit it big. He's going to find a park place or whatever we need. Today, I think it's over. We ordered the chicken sandwich with no mayo.

We did We're all rich I did have a little mayo There was a decent amount of mail And you're Are you allergic It all came off with the cheese Oh shit

But it's but it's a delayed reaction Yeah yeah yeah It takes a while It kind of takes like 20 minutes or so I'm allergic to white stuff in my mouth You need to call Johnny Gioly Little baby gumgum Yeah you don't get anything in the chair

You only get what you bring That's it You don't get to interact with the other actors The chum bucket There's a little splash zone Those are the facts You might get wet The viewing station

This is where you can cuck yourself From the podcast I wasn't on the podcast But I was right there watching them Do it post that in the Discord It's a Photoshop yourself in the cuck chair Watching 100% heat Yeah, that's awesome.

We can do a sweepstakes or something and be like a one lucky fan. There you go. That can be you, that can be you, Dr. Robot, Tomato. Check it out. Bilt.

You can be right there. And Nick's got a perfect angle of the person in Cuckkin. We're looking this way. They're looking this way. He's looking that way. It's like a double cuck situation where he's watching there

and then he's watching the guy watching there. Nick's Kink is watching Cucks. It's like, you like that, bitch? Show Mingus. I don't even know what that would be This would be like this is like first person That would be like third person

Nick watching this watching that would be like fifth person Wow yeah that is really crazy You're an interdimensional observer I think Nick's perspective is Chronicles of Riddick is still on it It's like all you can see it I think Nick's perspective should be over the shoulder Oh that's like I just got to see the back of his head

Yeah, a giant monkey You just see the back of his monkey head, would you take it most of his and it's just him doing this? I don't want to derail the great Mingus conversation that's going on in the Well, as long as we don't have to talk about Sonic. Yeah. Mingus coin when? Dude, think about a bingus coin.

Wow. We could rug pull that so fucking crazy. That's awesome. We got to figure out how to, I don't know how to do it. Like, I don't know how to rug pull people. Well, I mean, other than like physically like pulling the rug. The rug and... Yeah.

But that doesn't benefit me monetarily. Not yet. Have you tried it? Have you tried starting some sort of... You already do Mingus and then the dollar sign. Oh, yes. The Mingus. Hell yeah.

That's a good idea. Damn. Oh, wait, you get that up and running. Can we just make it? And then you find your nearest rug and you pull it and then you're rich. I feel like we shouldn't have to do rug pull. We should just tell people to buy it so we can get rich. Oh, and then it's not a rug.

It's not a rug. It's just like, it's like, we just have a lot of very valuable things. Stand on the rug and pull yourself. off off please. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Step off the rug. Just put your money on the rug. Buy it, keep the rug. Buy Mingus coin. As a fun joke. As a fun joke, and then give us the Mingus coin. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's a self-sustaining economy. Yeah, absolutely. I think what we should do to make... Trickle up. To make sure, we should just mint an actual physical coin. Mint a Mingus?

Yeah, mint a Mingus. Mint a Mingus. Mint a mint, mint, ming. Show Mingus. Gracie going Am I not supposed to say that Am I supposed to say that? Why? Is that bad? Yeah. I love calling that dog Mingus

and I love that we get Mingus updates. I forgot what the dog's name is. It's Mingus. It shouldn't even know. It should be its name. I don't think Gracie's going to convince her mom to name the dog Mingus. I don't think Gracie's mom has much say in the matter.

Is that right? It's basically our dog. That is, you're right. If we just keep calling the dog Mingus and it responds to the name Mingus. We're getting Mingus. out there. Yeah, yeah. We're putting mingus on the airways. I think more people know Gracie's new dog

as Mingus. How do we get the show on the radio? Can we get like an AM channel? Honestly, how do we do that? It probably wouldn't be that hard. Nick just makes, we should do that. They honestly, we get like an AM station. Honestly, that would be awesome. They're hurting for anything. Why not? Dude, it could be like fucking

Tubey. Yeah. It's just place fucking Face Jam 100% eat episodes. Yeah. We got a 24 hour live stream channel. Yes. And then every now and then do like a live one and people can call in we're talking in the Discord about getting in a ham radio

Can we get 100% on ham radio? Or can we get a ham and a radio? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's what maybe he thought that was. There's some like Heathcliff possibilities of me as well. We're going way over the ham limit. Heathcliff is wearing a helmet says ham

and then the ham is wearing a helmet that says radio. Can we get like we got our wires crossed up? Garfield actor on cameo to ask them how they feel about shipping with Heathcliff

and it's I'm gonna make him say that and then posted posted on my social would be like my ship is confirmed he said it's good he said it's cool

he likes it Heathfield have I actually don't like it I don't endorse that ship I think it's not up to you I think it's TikTok where the guy who, like, draws Heathcliff is posting. Yeah. Yeah, there's a Heathcliff TikTok now and I follow it.

I don't understand because Heathcliff doesn't make any sense. No, that's great. It is like, it doesn't mean either day of this show. There's a Heathcliff channel on their Discord where we discuss every day, every strip that comes out. There are, if you guys aren't aware of this, we've talked about it for a while or whatever. Heathcliff is like the best daily comic strip out there. profound and like...

Not really. I don't think profound's the right word. I feel like you're trying like you have to like try to like try to fight something in it. There's a debate.

Today, this is a great one today because it features one of my It just says spaghetti. One of my favorite Heathcliff poses. It's Heathcliff doing he's like pouncing. He's like in the air. He's being a cat.

That's rare. He's going to jump on this fish in a bowl and the fish is saying I wish it didn't look so tasty. Look at that. I can't see that. It's too bright. Well, kind of...

No, no, tilt it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go. I can see that. Yeah, it looks like a delicious fish. And then, like, we're talking about, we're talking about how, like, such a... See, what's he look like? What a good pose it is?

And then somebody photoshopped that... Don't get a basketball? Dude, that's sick. That's cool. That's awesome. Now, that's cool. I like that. There's just a good conversation

that comes out of Heathcliff. Now, Photoshop yourself in the cup chair. Getting slam dunked by Heathcliff. I wish I didn't look so tasty. Yeah. By coming. Here's a great one that Zand did. It's the strip, but instead of the fish, it's the burrito we ate from Taco Bell. Yeah! Grill cheese! Did you post the Cuckchair photo yet? No, I didn't want to interrupt the conversation.

Oh, you should definitely, you should post it. Just pretend like Gracie's here and you're just playing with your phone waiting for the time to end. Yeah. I do know the guy from Carabas. Great. Is that where we ate? Do you have a question for me? no that's no we're doing hot ones give me more presents for me that's what also I was going to say that I meant to say that earlier I was in the bathroom

I was like her first question is did you bring gifts? Yeah do I get gifts watching Nick during a Gracie episode yeah it's always entertaining unenviable

I feel like watching Eric order food it's like watching Eric ever be around Nick damn any days I feel like Maybe this is missed opportunity. Didn't ask me directly.

It's still crazy. Because it's happened so many times already. I feel too generic. You have to be specific. This man lives on specificity. I feel like... I feel like the next time... And Nick is Satan.

Who are you talking to? I feel like the next time we do a Gracie episode, we should point a good camera at Nick. Oh, so he can really see... Like the real look of it. Like his actual expressions in HD. Yeah. Just to watch his soul leave his body.

Watch his eyes glaze over and go. Dude, you just watch the, like, full podcast. Anytime Gracie's like, I just go, phew. I'm going, just temporarily take, yeah, yeah, he does this. This, that happens, and I know that Nick is going to have to split audio from left and right. It's just this. It's a lot of this, too. Gracie, Christy. But that's at the beginning, 20 minutes in, he'll just go, Gracie.

It's done. Oh, sorry. Sorry, was I doing it? to the mic. Anyway, I have something to say. So, so fucking crazy. It's phenomenal. So grace. I have something to say about the food.

Yeah. Just totally away from it. Just not. We're just like forgetting that this is a production and just going, we're hanging out. She thinks the microphone is for her hands, not her mouth. It's like, it's true. And there's, she can be down here. You should be like, well, I have this paper.

Right. And there's something to crinkle in front of the mic. Yep. It sure does find it. God damn. Dude. All right. Hey, Jordan, you don't learn about the food?

I posted the photo. Yeah. We'll get through this and then we'll see if any Photoshop's rolled in. Yeah, which channel? 100% eat. Yes. Okay, so the Sonic Burger

pretzel bacon smasher, except we made it chicken. For those seeking bold, savory satisfaction, the pretzel bacon double Sonic Smasher. Weird that they don't, they didn't preface before that, that it's only a double. The pretzel bacon double sonic smasher is an indulgent new way to experience the classic sonic smasher. Hand smashed, Angus beef patties with crispy edges are layered with melty.

American cheese bacon, crunchy fried onions and creamy mustard all nestled in a soft buttery pretzel bun. I'm not sure about that one. Guess looking for an even heartier bite can opt for the pretzel bacon triple sonic smasher. of those disgusting things. Bacon double Sonic Smashers starts at $7.39 with the triple at $8.39. What the fuck was so expensive then?

It was probably just getting I guess the same price. Four of them at 739 and then yeah, four more chicken sandwiches. Probably right around the same price. I guess so. I just assumed the slot burger would be more because it's double, but they must know it's so bad. They can't make it expensive. They also can't make it a single.

Did you guys taste creamy mustard on that thing at all? No. Zero. No. Zero. It might have been attached to the cheese. It came off. It could have been infused.

When we took the burgers off. God, damn. I tried to rub the cheese. Yeah. So did I. So did I. Just so you know, Jordan's post says, Photoshop yourself into the official 100% eat cuck chair.

Look at Nick's face. Guys, I'm showing you. You should Photoshop. Please get on the Discord. It's so good. It's so good. Someone should Photoshop, Nick.

Nick watching Nick. Existential crisis speed. Please get on the Discord. It's like, Nick's like behind the bookshelf and interstellar. It's like, no, get out! Don't go! Get out of the chair! Don't go!

Don't go! Don't go! Don't do it. Why did the clock just follow? Oh, my cup timer. I'm going to ruin those pants. like Michael Jordan podcast, you set the timer, like, you got 30 minutes to come. Yep. And then your turn

your turn's over. You come or you go. You get to do as many times as you can in 30 minutes. Dude. Pay by the hour. Dude. It's just us doing the podcast. Yeah. So I'm just going, oh! I need another jump bucket.

Also, remember when we saw SpongeBob? Crazy Cepsie, maybe said three or four times in the film. I want that hat. to every hat from the movie she wanted like every there was the um the goofy goober hat

right and which I think started it was like that's actually a cool hat yeah it's like a silly bunch bot and there's like chum bucket like the mind control she goes I want that hat we were like she said it like a third time I was like so you just want everything

you just want everything in this movie to be real and you want it I want that hat you can buy a bucket and put it on your head crazy I love SpongeBob I wish the ocean were real yeah

to the bottom of this. If SpongeBob gets dry on the surface, do I get wet in the water? What would I look like in the water? And in that hat. You turn into a cartoon. Yeah, and in that hat.

Dude, those close ups of Hasselhoff. It was just weird. Yeah, I remember being a kid in seeing that where it's just like body hair. Yeah. They used some sort of prop mannequin. It's so weird.

Yeah. And they put weird. Fake body air on it. Bizarre. Bizar. Also, David Hasseloff. Yeah. Very sign of the times. Very early 2000. Yeah, yeah.

No burger to be seen, though, which was interesting. Here's the press material. It reads, quote, at Sonic. The hedgehog? Nope. Oh. Burger. Brackets, burger. We know the ultimate crave season doesn't stick to one flavor or one moment.

Hey, when does your guys, just before we get to the rest of it, What does your guys' ultimate crave season kick off? About January to December? When I'm eating food? You know the time of the year when you want to eat? We got. I'm a foodie. I like food.

Oh shit. It's November 4th? I can finally eat. Bro, I'm three days late. The ultimate crave season has been gone. What does that mean? I don't know. They're just making shit up.

Guys, we got to have something for crave season. It's like getting your moot's ready for holiday It's like, yeah, if you didn't make a calendar in like June You're not gonna have something ready for Crave season I'm sorry, are you talking Craven? Yeah The Hunter? Craven the hunter season? That movie came out a year ago Where's the sequel? Where is it? What's chameleon up to? Where's the rhino? He always did great impression

Ah The fucking best Classic rhino noises Yeah, I'll never watch that movie again Okay Doesn't stay in one flavor One moment said Barb Williams Vice President of Category Management

Okay Let me see Hang on Just saying okay This goes in Crave season What is Barb pink Where's Barb? Where the fuck is category management

Look at all these items Hamburger That one is Tater Tot You're not You know you're not good at this This is That's a jalapeno popper

We're out of those It can't be It can't be Done! What the fuck is Category Management? Popeyes doesn't sell them, by the way. I didn't think they did, but I looked it up. Sorry, Nick. And motherfucker, the AI thing came right up.

Of course. And it was like, Popeyes doesn't, but other restaurants like this do. So helpful, thanks. I can't remember what it recommended. I also love that Barb Williams is the vice president of category management. She's not even the president of category management? She's doing all the grunt work? She hasn't cut her teeth yet.

Yeah. She doesn't know all the categories. She's the understudy. When she gets promoted. She knows a drink. She knows hamburger. And then she starts to get, When she gets promoted, she'll be Barbara Williams. Oh, yeah.

They give her more letters. Yeah, she was born with only the four. They're just withholding them. Okay, she also goes on to say, this year, our peppermint brownie bark shake and pretzel bacon Sonic Smasher, trademark, bring a perfect mix of festive indulgence and crave-worthy comfort. Whether you're in the mood for something sweet, savory, or both, we're making it easy for everyone to enjoy a little more flavor and fun this season.

I asked when we were there, Jordan, do you want this thing? And he said no. And it was the peppermint bark shake or whatever. I didn't know that we were also eating off the seasonal crave menu. Oh, I didn't know what was the festive menu with the doubled hamburger with the bacon on it. That's part of the craving, Jordan. You see. Well, that's the indulgence part.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you have to indulgent the double. Yeah, or you take it off and you put chicken. Cut. Get no frills. Shop the same in-store prices online and enjoy unlimited delivery with PC Express Pass.

Get your first year for $2.50 a month. Learn more at pceexpress.ca. I just turned the page over, holy shit. Yeah. It's, I promise. Yeah. I promise it's so worth it. Please do promise.

I promise so worth it. It better be. The only good thing you do. Guys, it's these are, I'm very happy with what I found. Guys, oh my God. We have our review of Sonic Burger, but we need to hear from you. you in a segment we call

you review yeah go ahead and rock favorite sisters for the first one who wants to take the first one oh yeah who gets it oh it's fine I was well okay we'll do it again one two three go yeah yeah you went early yeah one two three shoot

okay did the same thing I win that means I get to read it Cassandra Gay says after developing schizophrenia I took to going to this sonic location because it is a place that I could walk to For a while, I liked coming here a lot And I enjoyed the food

At first, they got my orders right And I had no bad experiences Then they messed around with my orders a bit That's when the other voices started coming out This is fucked up Once they said they could not take one item off But I knew from experience that they could And that they were lying to me

Another time I was told that they did not have cheese For my pretzel But I was paranoid about this And asked around And they did have something one time I got my meal but then I had a bad experience walking home

my auditory hallucinations were very bad and I connected this to the Sonic when I got home the burger tasted very bad and made me throw up I wish that I hadn't bought it this made me cry because I had like going to Sonic the last time that I went there

they tried to give me something I didn't order it said something about a manager something on the board the Sonic on Burnett is nice though the issue is not with the whole chain but with one location I thought that I had been singled out for some unknown reason until I read other reviews

here on Yelp. This was validating. The end of that, the end of it is so like, I have gone down this rabbit hole and I don't know if I'm getting out. Oh my God, I dug so deep. The light is at the end of the tunnel. It's not just

me. They're not targeting me. This place fucking sucks shit. Awesome. Phenomenal. Can a review, like, win like a peabody or something like some sort of literature or like a Nobel Prize in literature

her biggest her biggest complaint though was that her experience on the way home that had nothing to do with Sonic I feel like they were lying to make you get the cheese I know you have the cheese this was amazing this was this was

legitimately one of the best reviews ever this was and it's very well and it's very well typed is no it's none of this was like I almost feel like somebody did a writing experience for like a writing prompt to be like, okay, your character has schizophrenia and you're leaving a review. You're Cassandra

Kay. Yeah, at Sonic and like you just write what she would write. And like, she literally is like falling into paranoia because she has schizophrenia. This is a role that Jared Lettow's playing. Yeah, yeah. He actually, for a part of the role, he went to that Sonic and killed three employees. Oops, I forgot. I thought I was the Joker. I thought I was method. I was

method. I thought I was being Joker again. How do you think she found out that they had the cheese? She kept saying, where's the cheese? Where the fuck is the cheese? Give me the cheese or I'll burn this place to the ground. I was paranoid about this and asked around and they did have some. Who did she ask? Another employee, I don't know.

Give me the cheese for the pretzel. The reflection is in the corner of the mirror. They held out on fucking poppers. Maybe we should ask around. Yeah. Oh. Fucker, we could have got a single. Dang.

Who's, fuck. Who's the actor who plays the, uh, the, the, the FBI. agent in a beautiful mind the bald guy yeah the guy who yeah spoiler for that movie

the guy who doesn't exist yeah he was in Westworld uh-huh he's over your shoulder going you need to ask about the cheese she was asking that guy yeah yeah

Ed Harris she was asking Ed Harris about the cheese and she's like Ed Ed I got to get that cheese I think they got it I think they're trying to mess with you classic black hat

Ed Harris fucking yeah the man in I just, I found that and it was like, whoa, that's, it was like, this is my favorite you review ever. It was really like mining and then hitting gold, like you just hit like, it was like, I can't believe it. You were about to give up, but.

I had to dig, I had to dig for some of these. I had to dig for some of these, but boy, that. So which one is she even talking about, though? Because she keeps saying she had no bad experiences, then she had a bad experience walking home when she connected to Sonic. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. The Sonic on Burned is nice, though. The issue is not with the whole chain, but with one location.

But this, but was, did we not, where did we go today? The one that was, this is, the one that she went to wasn't the one that we went to. Okay. The one that we went to is too new to have this many bad reviews. I see. You have to go to old sonnish to find the good stuff. She mentioned one in Burnett is nice. Like, which one did she go to?

I think it was Del Valle or Del Valle or whatever. Okay. That's what I thought. Yeah. Why is it not Del Valle? Is it like a name? Why is it Manchack? Yeah.

Why is it? It's probably just fucking name. Jesus Christ. All right. Well, that's the first one. That's Cassandra. This one's from Mike M. Okay. It's gonna be a tough act to follow. But let's see. Yeah. I'm just a glutton for punishment because I keep ordering from these guys. Because their hot dogs are pretty good. However, order anything else and they always get something wrong. Want no pickles on your burger? Guess what? You're getting more pickles than meat. No mustard. Mustard's the same color as cheese. Just use that instead. That's probably what they did today, honestly. And God, for forbid you order the pretzel stick and expect cheese to go with it. You're going to be enjoying that thing dry.

Like the cut chair. I'm convinced their training is, quote, whatever the customer wants, do the opposite, end quote. And anyone ever work for them and get fired for getting an order right? I wanted this one just to, uh, I over down, dude. Yeah, he really, uh, he's really far in one direction. But I really like the validation of, yeah, this guy's not getting cheese. and it's, again, validating for Cassandra to know. Also, anytime I ever get the pretzels,

which I'll be very, the hot dogs aren't bad. They're not good, they're not good, but they're much better than the burgers. Yeah. I never eat the cheese with the pretzel. Yeah, the cheese is terrible. It's fine. It's fine, yes.

It's cup, it's cup, it's not, it's not so cut. Couch cheese? Yeah. It's in that chair. They make their own. Yeah, the cheese bucket. The cheese bucket. It's been a while.

It's coming out thick. Oh! No! Oh, no! It hasn't been pasteurized yet. You've got to pasteurize the bucket. We're just squirting it out like this. You just pull it like this.

It's just, it's fine. Sometimes we'll eat it. But it's not a thing where it's like, that's what I'm going there for. That less than movie theater quality nacho cheese cup is the only reason I want this fucking pretzel and I'll kill someone if I don't get it. even if that person is a figment of my imagination.

I'll kill you. Oh my God. Nightcrawler. Mustard is the same color as cheese. Just use that instead. It's not a thing that's ever happened. He's just writing fan fiction. Like, that's never occurred.

Yeah, but Cassandra K reads it and goes, I knew it. Yeah. I'm validated. This one's interesting. Yeah. Oh, this is like an itemized list. Yeah. I would recommend, I would recommend.

I would recommend instead of the asterisks, you number it. Okay. There is an asterisk next to each bullet point, but I'll number them. Cindy M says, during separate visits in the last three weeks, colon, one, an employee refused to give me my change, keeping the extra money as his tip. Two, after I ordered, but before I could pull up to the drive-thru window, a car swerved in front of me to the window. Turns out it was employees who took 10 minutes joking around with other employees through the window and kept me from getting. my food. Three, I received the slush that had the wrong flavors mixed.

Four, I received someone else's order of food. Five, the guy taking orders got my order wrong. I corrected it. When I got to the window, the girl at the window told me it would take too long to make. I left without any food. The customer service here is atrocious. It's a bunch of young kids working here who could care less about getting things right.

This place is making me hate Sonic. The hedge on. The first thing is, they took money from her and she went, I'm gonna give them one more shot No, I'm gonna give him five more shots That was the first one

That's crazy That was that was asterisk one These are five visits in the last three weeks Yes I think you like that Sonic It's a lot of Sonic This is this place is making me hate Sonic But

Maybe I've been hearing good things from Cassandra About the one on Burn It I hear that was nice So I'll check it out I'll check their stock I'll check their cheese in Just a bunch of mustard Go it? Hey, a bunch of young kids who

could care less? Yeah, that's right. Class right. Yeah. Class. I guess they're doing a good job then. The The idea... I can care less? Do you want me to care less? The idea that you know the Sonic is so bad that you're making an itemized list of all the things that go wrong. Five times in three weeks and the first instance was they stole from you. Yeah. And then you go... They stole my money. I gotta try again, though.

Guys, you ever had... Their burgers are just so good. Going back. Like, have you... Have you had the cheese? jeans cups like what are you going back for what are you slushes hot dogs the hot dogs are good i said today i it was it was during the nick kerfuffle of like you didn't ask him directly okay everyone instead of photoshopping themselves into the cutcare just saying show me it's

it'll come around um one person said it's like i'm one of the guys i i thought how could you be more annoying right now and i was like i was like i was like er get me a slush with Every flavor. Give me every flavor. But don't say give me every flavor.

Say them one at a time. Right. Can I get blueberry and blackberry? Lime. You got lime? You give me lime. Oh, oh. Lime-Aid.

Cherry. Raspberry, blue raspberry. Coconut. These are off the top of my head. Strawberry. Doing pretty good. But then after you list all of them, you go.

They might have a mango? Is that? Do you have anything else? Yeah. No, then they go. We're out of slush. Yeah. Can you write that back to me?

Hang on, let me check. We don't have that. I can get you a double slush. It's double slush, no flavors. It's a double cup of ice. Michael did keep yelling, get a double, get a double for the chicken. That yeah, we had. And Jordan was going, stop.

Oh, stop. The first thing I did, because I was talking about baby gum gum. And the first thing I did is when you order, I went, and Nick, like, shrunk down almost into like the, well where your feet go. He was just like, he loved it so much. He was just doing this.

That's what kept making me make more noise. There you go. I was getting, I was getting a good. It is a stupid circle feedback. I was getting it. I got a good pop from the audience. They call it. I call it a pop.

That's pretty good. I did. He was popping. Yeah. I was like, he likes it. Keep doing it. Don't stop.

Every time he giggles one more time. I live one more minute. Gives me life. It's the only way I can counteract my four hours of sleep every day. I've got some laughs today, though. I got some laughs. Who was it from? Nick? Nick giggle.

That doesn't really count. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. I said, Eric shut up. And he was like, yeah, fuck you. Shoot, yeah, yeah, yeah. He just starts going. I do have a bunch of pictures of Eric getting out of the car.

Dude. What was so funny is he committed to not just getting out of the car. Yeah. He was like, how could I stay in the car? I'm staying in the car. I'm still saying. I'm still. I'm still in.

Everything's okay. I'm still in the car. Yeah. Yeah, I don't understand their system of, well, Eric, you have to get so close to press the button. Right. But then you're close enough to press the button and they can't hand you food through a fucking window. They always go like this and then they like hand the bag. Imagine doing that every five minutes.

No. It's because it's made for trucks. Yes. That is absolutely. It's so fucking big. Tiny dick trucks. It's fucking crazy. Tiny dick trucks.

If you're a truck out there and you have a tiny dick, rise up. Yeah. Tiny. We didn't notice. Oh, you're already risen. We got a chair for you. Well, those are your reviews of Sonic Burger. We have our own review of the Sonic Burger Prentzell Bacon.

Smasher. But again, not the burger. We did the chicken. So, Jordan, what say ye? I only realize now after the fact where we went wrong. Okay. We went to Sonic? You just realizing that?

On paper. Great idea. Pretzel Pub Burger. but we know the burger's going to be bad and we need to replace it with something. Yeah. Our misstep was replacing it with something also from Sonic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should have gone to... Should have gone to Wendy's. Should have gone to drive off the clubbys. Should have done something else. I'm going to drive off this ledge. There's like a curb and a gate

and then like a 10-foot drop. It's a big drop. And another car. Nick, do you want mozzarella six? No, I want cheddar peppers. Ah! It looked like her is about the road. rip his own steering wheel off.

That's when he said, start filming, start filming. Start recording the ride along. You didn't ask me about the shake. I don't give a fuck. And that's why he tuned you out, bitch. What'd you say? After he answered your question. That's on me.

Nick's that's on me's are so rare. I feel like he should be saying it all the time, but he doesn't. But it's always good when it's so rare that even Nick can't. It's not that he can't get out of it. No, there is. He just decides it's not worth it. He's like, yeah, we're 56 minutes. He goes, he just pulls the roof car and goes, I don't give a shit.

I'll get him on the next one. It'll be 30 seconds from now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's on me, whatever. Yeah, sure bitch. Ha ha ha. It's like our right. Wang, lawaga.

Little gum gum gum arms. Made for trucks. Oh, man. That's on me. You do what I had to do you. Okay, so Let's review this. It's just food.

So, yeah, replacing it with another item from Sonic, even though it wasn't a burger. We had to. We said no our burgers. It didn't help. It didn't help it, though. The chicken sucks. You know what's crazy, too?

It's not good. Yeah. But their chicken tenders are like a hundred times better than that chicken sandwich. They're probably coming from like two different places. I'm just saying, like, I wouldn't say their chicken tenders are good, but compared to that sandwich, oh my God, they're way better. They're so much better. And they have popcorn chicken, too, right?

Is that all the time or sometimes? That is also better than that chicken sandwich. That chicken sandwich sucked ass. Is it your ultimate crave season? Yeah. So, I mean, that's when they have it. I was crave it's slop. Yeah.

And hey, you got it. Dude, it was slop making it. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Watch the ride along. Sloppy, sloppy food. There's just nothing else to do.

Also, also, the bacon was quite strange. Weirdly stringy. Chewy stringy. It was stringy. and like also like similar to the burger like you sprayed with fake smoke taste such just such a gas station taste yeah really and I like tuna fish

from 7-11 it's delicious and the little triangles you rib them those are good I keep them in the fridge I'll be like ooh that's that's something I like to have to not eat cheese at 3 a.m. yeah yeah yeah I'll be like oh thank God is an actual sandwich I'll eat it then I'll still eat the cheese

yeah but this is worse than that it's like 711 pizza is like where this, this burger. It's like subway pizza. They're a burger restaurant for fuck's sake. Yeah. It's horrendous. Yeah, the chicken couldn't save it. I would be curious what it would taste like with Wendy's,

but at that point, what are we doing? Yeah. What are we doing? Well, if they don't deserve a rating? Yeah. How much effort do you really need to put in to make something edible? I said the way we should have or could have reviewed this and it maybe would get a decent score is if we just got the buns and then made grilled cheese at home.

Yeah. Yeah. That's the best Sonic can do. Can we just have the buns weren't even. that good. No, the buns are not good. Weak pretzel buns. They didn't taste prescally at all.

Yeah. It looked pretzily. They had the look with the cross, and it's like they just decided it just has to look like it. Yeah. That might have been painted on. There's no pretzel to it at all. Nothing. So couldn't be saved.

14%. 14%. Jesus. No redeeming qualities. Yeah. We had to, I'm pretzel. It's pretzel pub. We had to try it, but we made it still work.

and this is what it's getting. I would rate it higher, but I'm gonna, I'm gonna penalize them. For one, be smirching the name of pretzel. And two, that we gave them one more out to go around the burger and they still disappointed us. It's okay, get it right.

20%. 20. It's an average score of 17. Which is lower than what it was previous. I don't think, I don't think as a food item it was worse, but they deserve negative modifiers. Now, because we changed it and it still sucks.

I've already decided the answer to your question. I have to ask, this is lower than it was last time, and last time we put their burgers on restriction. Yeah. Is Sonic Burger on restriction from this podcast? Here's what I recommend. Here's what I recommend. And I already thought about this.

Yeah. No more entrees. Yeah. Wow. No more entrees. Only appetizers. They can't be safe. Appetizers, shakes, slushes, the drinks, the drinks.

They're entree. Razor band. Okay. That's a good call. I thought about it as soon as I ate it and it was like this sucks, but I was also eating the best thing we ordered, the mozzarella steak.

Exactly. And I'm going, can't count these out. Exactly. Can't count these out. Can't count out the cheddar peppers. It's exactly what we said. I've been saying this for 10 years. When we banned the burgers, it was like we can't do burgers anymore. It's not just the burgers. Yeah. Because even when we said that, it's like,

but their drinks and their desserts and their treats are so good. Their flushes are good. Their shakes are decent. But we just, you know, the mozzarella sticks and the poppers they're good. Dude, yeah, even the tauts. It's like Johnny Goli saying. Yeah. You live

and you learn. Live and learn. And I feel like we'll... Just stop selling entrees. Profits would go up somehow. Dude, honestly. Well, they would just like, nobody should be ordering the food anyway. They're spending money on buying that food to sell to you at $7.39 with no option to not make it a double.

I can't... Like, that's up there with Burger King for me of someone going like, yeah, I get burgers from Sonic. Like, I can't wrap my head around. We're going to open up our own restaurant. Okay. And it's basically just, we're going to buy the good stuff from Sonic and resell it. And that's all we're going to do.

And people would be like, dude, I love this snacks restaurant. Exactly. We call it Sonic the podcast. Then you know what you're getting. Sonic the podcast. It's my favorite appetizer restaurant. Yeah, right? Signs.

Welcome to sides. Sides, Nick. and he's the mascot Nick the sights man That sucked Don't order any entree Yeah I think

I think that's the lesson And you know what The hot dogs falling on a sword there Yeah But but you can't They don't deserve enough credit To just call out the chicken now It's the whole

The whole ship is sinking The entree ship is sinking It's a This is the most chances We've ever given To a restaurant to like And we still haven't banned them N-uh, I can't believe it.

I really... Let him cook. Sonic the podcast. Welcome to Sonic the podcast. Hey, do you want a chili dog? Fuck you. We don't sell entrees. We can give you a pretzel and some fucking cheese in a cup and mozzarella sticks.

Is that a hot dog? I don't know. Ask the figment of your imagination while you're walking home. I'm waiting. Oh, that was really close. Well, that's our review. It's banned. from this restaurant or band.

Dude, that's the second they slip up with an appetizer. Again. Yeah, it's like, it's like, fool me once. Yep, shame on you. Yep. Full me twice. Can't get fooled again. Steal my money once?

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They're so much fun. You can go and watch the... It'll trick you in the thinking you want to make friends in the Discord. Then you'll talk to these people and you'll realize, you know, Spencer is Spencer. Oh, I thought it was a joke. You're like this. Oh, there was a great Heathcliff comic where the bit was like Dracula is drinking beef cider. Uh-huh.

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I think we already got one. You better hurry the fuck up. I think we already got a We're gonna get a ton of Christmas cards in April. We got a Crave season card. You know, when you said you were like, right Gracie? And then no answer. Like, I don't wanted to do that at the adro with Nick. Like, take us out, Nick. And then he just disappears. He was never real. You know what? That's live editing right there. All right, thanks for listening.

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