100% Eat - Tall Shirt - Hat Creek Ride Along

Episode Date: January 15, 2026

Can you patch it? Our Heroes are ridin on rims on this episode on our way back from Hat Creek. You in on a Tall Shirt? What shirt should we make? Are we the tall guys? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We didn't pay again. We got to drive by. We got to drive by and pay our respects. Press F. But we're not going to pay money. We're going to pay our respects. Yeah. I'll hop out and press F.

Hey, do it. Okay, this is cool. It's got a full quirky keyboard, of course. All right, Jordan. Go ahead and, go ahead and let him know. I got you, Nick. There we go. Don't cover it.

Stand wide so we can see it. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. We're good, guys. We're good. Well done. Paid up. Paid up.

So he came back to the Hat District. Yep. That was a good idea. That was a, that's on Jordan, because we were going to do something else. And they went, we gotta go back to the Hat District. Like take one episode in between is really funny. I like it. Yeah.

And also like we were talking about the unlimited K-So possibilities. possibilities. Yeah. Last episode. So much fucking Koso. It's like, a lot of Koso! Yeah, all of a sudden we're like Koso flush. I didn't even know the limited time thing here was Koso.

Yep. Casso fries, Koso Tots. So I was a little surprised. I thought it would be a burger. I didn't think it was going to be. Good burger. All that food. Yeah.

Kesa price, Koso was the best part, but not part of this. No, you're allowed to gauge it, but don't, you know. Yeah, but try to do it in the next minute or so. That guy. That guy just went. Cool. Wow. Cool.

For no reason. Well, hey, you know what? When I get side-swiped inevitably, at least we have it on camera. Jesus Christ. Careful car trouble's going around. Why, what do you heard? It's contagious. I heard my tire explode.

Your car might get a sympathy blow out. Press F on my tires. Yeah, that was fun. I had fun. I had fun. My tire exploded last night, and then I drove a couple minutes on it. Jesus Christ. I was close to the podcast house. And I was like, I'm not leaving this here.

Boy, it was rough. I left a trail on the street. It's like, in the rim, just like scrape down the tire. It's like the murderer left his tracks. It really told the story, dude. And then I happened to open up the Discord this morning. and under general, like five minutes before I got in there, someone was talking about car insurance.

And I went, we talk about cars? I put a picture. I'm checking. I get a load of this. I said, good tire? Yeah, bad tire. Somebody was like, I've seen a lot of tires in my day, and that one's definitely bad.

Then that was fun. I said that Eric was killed. Yeah. I said unrelated, but Eric is no longer what. I went upstate. He was in his own car. It was good. I asked if someone, if I could get a free hat.

Did anyone take you up? Spencer was sent a picture. I don't know if he's actually going to send it. He sent a picture of a tire repair kit. And he's like sending this for 100% tree. Yeah. Well, I did say I asked the guy if he could patch the tire. You think he could patch it?

We haven't seen the state of it or any of the pictures. It's spaghetti. It doesn't exist. It's spaghetti. It is. strands of rubber. Yeah, literally to shreds. So I can just imagine the guy being like,

oh, I don't know, I don't even think I would put a tire on this wheel. And my, go, you can't patch it? I did. Like, could you use like three? I was giving him, I was giving him the hour. I texted him the address. And when I was on the phone with him, he's like, okay, just making sure this is the address.

and he read it back to me. And I'm like, yeah, it'll, the car with only three tires. It'll be in the drive-way. Oh, man. One entire tire. He's pretty good. God damn, man. Must make his job easy.

He's easy to spot those cars. He was there so fast. Oh, really? Yeah, dude, he was from, I don't want to call anybody. I hate talking on the phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the first thing I found, I googled a little bit, but I just texted. I was like, hey, this happened,

here's a picture, here's my address, something you could do. Guy replied. His first reply was just a thumbs up. He just gave a thumbs up emoji. Awesome. Well, that's because you just did his trap. Yeah, he got me.

And then he's like, yeah, I'll call in a minute. Call me a couple minutes later. Talk to him, blah, blah, blah, blah. He was there in less than an hour. Wow. What the fuck? Wow. Less than an hour from when he called me. Wow.

I was like, holy shit. And then what did? Just threw a new tire on it or what? New wheel, right? Well, no. Well, I didn't have that. I just used my spare. Yeah.

He had the tire. He brought with him, but he's like, I wouldn't put the tire on this wheel because he'd done been driving on it. Oh, get the rim's all the front. It's too fogged. It's not even, he's like, if it was bent, I could bend it back. He's like, it's gone. Like, it's shaved off.

So one part is not round. So it was even bad. better. He was like, he's like, if you have a spare, I can put the spare on. I was like, okay. He's like, I'll put your rear tire up front. Oh. And then I'll put the spare on the back. I'm like, okay. And then like, he didn't even bother me too, which was awesome. You just kept texting. Like I was in the house. Oh, wow. Really? I never once. Now I've been the fucking floor. It was kind of convenient where he's just like, hey, I'm doing this. Hey, I'm doing this. And I'm just like, that's so convenient. They got to talk to you every two seconds. Anytime anyone ever comes to my house.

They said, you know, nothing to do you fucking talk to me and explain. I mean, just do it. I don't care. But he's like, the back tire's got a leak. No way. Got to patch this first. Okay, okay. Wow, what the fun.

That one. So he can pack. Oh, he, oh. Yeah, so I don't really. Figggy oversold. Suddenly, patching's not a problem. So he said the tire initially over the phone, he said it'd be $250. Woo.

But then obviously he couldn't change the tire. Yeah. So he ended up switching him, putting on the spare. Patching it. Fucking hundred fifty bucks. Oh, that's nice. That's not bad at all. I was like, damn.

Yep, for the convenience of all that too? Oh my god. Yep. Yeah, I can drive my car now. Like, I still gotta go get another fucking tire wheel now. Yeah, so what are you gonna do? You gotta go get like a rim? Yeah, I gotta get a whole deal.

You should bring in the destroyed tire, be like, can fix? Yeah, well, just ask you if they can patch. Yeah. Someone's eventually gonna say yes. Yeah. They have to. They have to. Sure.

Other guy said he couldn't. Hello? What is that? Who's beeper? Hello? Check out this spam call number. I don't care. 885, yeah.

That's legit. Oh, I should have answered it. Was the phone ringing also beeping? No, that's somebody behind us. Oh, yeah. Oh, right as that happened. I heard two beeps. Yeah, and I was like, is that part of the phone?

What the hell? Is that part of the... It was like... My ringer includes car horns. Wow. How'd your program that? You sneak it in... Yeah.

Is that AI? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So is Eric. It was in the recording. of the ringing. Somebody was just recording it. Somebody was recording.

Somebody was honking in the background. Somebody else's phone ringing, but they weren't paying attention in the light one green. So do you make those? You sell those ringtones? You just sell ringtones. We should be a podcast that sells ringtones.

And we're gonna make a shirt that says tall. Yeah. Michael had a very good idea for these shirts. He saw someone that had a shirt that said like that. Yeah, we were just leaving the restaurant. And it's a nice day out. lots of people over the place and there was a woman walking by and I assume it was like a logo for something.

It had a little it was like a blue shirt and it had like a star on it and then and then it said smart and I just looked at it. I'm like it's a bit like kind of fucking out of yourself just walking around the shit is smart and I was like we should make a shirt that just says dumb but then but then I just other ideas just pop into my head stuff that just makes no sense like we should make one that's tall I dude I I love the idea of a tall shirt. You know, or something like, you put baseball? Yeah, it's not a team. It just says the word baseball. Just a shirt. It's like when Roblo wore that NFL hat.

Yeah, it's just a shirt. I just assume like it's a black shirt with white letters that just says tall across the front, right? Like I would even avoid black because that makes it seem like a word shirt. Sure. And I want it to blend in like a normal shirt. Yeah. And not like, I want to draw. to draw its little attention to it as possible because it makes no sense. Like Jordan in the design

brain had a good idea. He's like, oh, should we stretch it, make it tall? And like, it makes too much sense. It's true. Then then that's why it says tall. You just say tall for no reason. I would like it on just like a blue shirt. I mean, we can play with colors. Yeah, but I think black and white is the classic like word shirt. I wouldn't want to avoid that because it's even dumber. Wow, I love your tall shirt. And it's fun just describing it to be able like, oh, you have a tall shirt? Yeah. How big is it? Is it medium? I don't understand.

It's a short. It's a tall shirt. What do you mean, how big is it? And then you finally see the tall shirt. Yeah, that was the tall shirt. That was the tall shirt. I don't know how else to expect it to. I, dude, the more we talk about, the more I fucking love tall shirt.

There's so many words. I love tall shirt. Oh, man. I love tall shirt. I love tall shirt. Dude. Be great for tall people. It'd be great for short people.

Yeah, I can't wait to wear a tall shirt. I can't wait to see you in it. You can wear it genuinely, you can wear it ironically. Yeah, yeah. Wear it in a way you want. Yeah. The shirt says nothing but tall, so there's no story to it. Yeah, I'm gonna wear it and I'm gonna learn from my friend Robbie who's like six three.

We're both gonna wear tall shirts. Yeah, one that's just as fast. Oh, that's my fast shirt. Oh, like, that's inferior. What? No, no, no, that's, that shirt says movie. Yeah. Yeah.

So it's not about cards. No. That's like a card. Let us know in the comment what word you want to see on a show. Leave the word. In all caps, just leave the word. You don't have to explain it. Just let us know.

If you do explain it, we're going to ignore you. Yeah, absolutely. The whole point, it will be deleted. Yeah. There's no explanation. Give us a word, baby. Because I just want to see the comments that just like, oh, jibber.

It's just fucking love it. Yeah, maybe we'll pick the good one. Like, we're like a verbal game. Yeah, if we find something really funny, we might use it. And we obviously we'll pay you for it because you just typed a word. Yeah. That was my idea. You told me leave a word and I left a word and you put it on a shirt.

Where's my money? Do you think we could get Timothy to leave a word? Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. Spice rat guy? Yeah. I was telling the audience. I know you guys know.

Man. Because then we pay him. If he gave us a word and we put it on a shirt, we should give him something. shirt, we should give them something. Yeah, we'll give them a shirt. Okay, let's not go out. Let's not rooster teeth the guy. You want a game?

We can give him a shirt that says idea. You want a game? Idea. There's my thinking shirt. Oh yeah, just thinking. Think about it. It's pretty deep. Yeah, and it's gonna be a word that there's not

like something you'd laugh at. No, yeah. Like, it can't be like wet. I, well, wet. I feel like it being so open to interpretation immediately, people are trying to figure it out. Yeah, it's just weird. Dude, imagine walking down the street

and the shirt just said tall. You would not stop thinking about it. You think about it all day. I got thinking about a woman wearing a shirt that's smart, okay? That's how we got here. And that wasn't even as creative. Again, clearly it was like a work shirt or something

and I'm pretty sure it said something on the back. Uh-huh. But ours won't do that. No, it will just simply be a word on the front. Absolutely will not. Tall. Tall. Tall.

Tall. Eric really likes tall. This is a lot of universal appeal. I know. We're gonna have to like do an ad campaign. This could be the most successful thing we ever done. This takes off. We might retire for podcasts.

Those are the tall guys. They don't have the tall shirt guys. They're not that tall. They're the tall. Oh, that's a 7-11. 7-11, huh? Or 7-Up. Whoa.

Oh, that was a bending machine. I thought you could read, because then you just go seven, seven, seven, and I was waiting for the word up to come out. I kept thinking, I kept thinking, I kept, I kept thinking about there goes those tall guys. It really threw me for a loop. Could be another shirt? She put number seven on.

Whoa! This is my seven shirt? Oh, like lucky? What? Huh? There go those tall guys. Really? That's not normal.

But they're so low to the ground. Yeah, there's a crossover. Yeah, hell yeah. You're welcome, regulation fans. By the time this is out? No, probably not. Is it? I don't think so.

I don't think so. Okay. They'll find it. No, we had a big fight about the schedule yesterday. It's fine. Yeah. That's so weird. We never fight about the schedule.

No. No, usually it's thinking, hey, what are we putting out tomorrow? Yeah. And I always look and I never say anything. Absolutely. Because to be fair, I don't have any footage. And it's not really a reason for me to answer, but I read it. And hey, it's, it's fine.

We don't have too many cooks in that situation. You don't need people. You don't need a guy talking you. No. You don't need a guy that keeps knocking on you. You're telling you he's going to not patch your type. It's a video going out on a Saturday. It doesn't take a rocket science.

I'm just saying I appreciate that we just don't all have to be involved in the thing that people have handled. Much like Nick very kindly offering to take one of the bags out of my hand. We took the picture. I was holding the bags. And, you know, they're just looped together already. There's two of them. Is there two or three? There's two.

And I'm holding them. We got done. And he went to take it from me. I'm like, I can hold it. I appreciate it. And he goes, I'll take one of them. And I went. It honestly, I'm fine holding both.

It's more work to, like, untangle one bag and hand it to you. We're just walking into the car. Yeah, and he was right. And that's right. I'm glad you guys don't need help in the Slack conversation. I don't feel the need to run it and go, do you want me to hold something? Do you want me to hold something? Sure.

What can I hold as you're looking for a video? Oh, that's true. Yeah. Do you want me to hold that? Or do you want to hold it yourself? Sure. You weren't done. We're done with him now.

You're about to be done, Nick. I'm sorry. Come at me, bro. You've done for it. Come at me, bro. Nick's using a straw! I literally was gonna say it and I just left it alone. I'm like, I genuinely looked and went,

I was like, to do myself. I really did, I went, whoa, because I looked because you shook the ice. And I was, what the fuck? That's a straw. This guy's shaking ice with no straw? I was looking back to see if he had a strong, he had a straw.

What did we know? Why did you straw? today? I don't know. New Year, new you? New year new me. I'll be honest. That isn't even crazier answer than the reason you didn't use straws. You're so adamant anti-straws. Yes, I don't know. It's that easy? You fought for so long about not using straws. Why today? I don't know. That's crazy. Incredible. That's a crazy response. It is. Not using the straws. He's right. That's fucking yes. I can't believe how nonchalant you were. I think it was more. I feel like it. I just didn't want to deal with it in Eric's car.

That's all. I mean, that's a reason. Yeah. And there you have it. You're just so anti-straw. I could just got whiplash. One C-T turtle could be sacrificed for Nick to use. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, these are definitely plastic. Yeah, we got a lot of styrofoam, too. Yeah. It's good shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, that is a styrofoam. I didn't even clock that. It's totally a styrofoam cup.

What the fuck? What the Hat District? That's what that? That's what that. That district's crazy. Hat District Waterberg. Man, that was a nice little outing. It was fun.

It's a nice day. I'm glad we decided to sit there and eat. Sure. Oh, my God. I know. I never would have a smart shirt. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah. She just works out, man. Thank you, Nick. You know what? Yeah. I don't know what? It's all the next idea. Well, he said, you're welcome, and I said, thank you.

And it, like, startled him. He was like, oh, yeah. Yes. I was waiting for him for a response. He could stay at him. Let's drive the car. Yeah. I don't recognize you as a person,

so you have a tall shirt. Dude, tall shirt's crazy. It's also great, too, because it's like, we have shirt ideas, and, you know, they take time anyway, like, design. No design. No design. Literally, take, hey, can you just throw, like,

some impact font on a fucking shirt? It's right. Impact font on a fucking shirt. Make the shirt, oh, you guys want a black shirt? Now, make it, like, green. Supreme with big black letters. Tall. This could be really good for us.

Yeah, we're going to become the tall guys. Could be big for us. Well, big. Oh. See, Nick's in the spirit. I'm with you, man. Nick's leaving a comment. I already said to.

Big. Foot. No. You heard him laugh first. It was funny. Funny joke. Funny joke. Funny bit.

You're being funny. The struggle now is like, how do we choose, like, a few ideas? There's so many words in English. There are so many words in English. There's so many, dude. This is a slow truck. It's a slow-ass fucking truck. I was going faster than this truck with no tire.

Okay? Dude, I was in 50. I was coming to a stop on a turn, slowing down. Oh, it stopped real good, Nick. Stopping was not the problem. Starting up again? Yeah, like I said, when it was shredded but not explode, well, it exploded immediately,

but when there was still like shreds of tire before it fell off, the car, God, look. Hey, hey, look, what? Follow the trail. What is it? That's where I was. All right, let's just follow this. We're now following the marks in the road

from my car last night. Hang on, you got it's taken out. Dude, anybody's gonna see that and be like, what happened? Oh my god. But yeah, it would only go like 17 miles an hour. And then the tire, I guess, fell off fully. And it was like, oh, now we're cruising. Let's see, making a full. Oh, you can see full and complete stop here. Oh, that stopped beautifully. Very good. Then a slow start again.

Dude, this city should do something about this road. Oh, I keep up. Yeah. Keep going to. Oh, no, wait. Keep going. Oh, wait. Wait. Did you back in? Yeah.

I think I passed there or something. Oh. I didn't back in, but like, is that enough room? I wanted to turn more into the driveway, so I backed up a little bit. Oh. Wow. Yeah, it was rather unfortunate.

And now I hit my car with your car. Oh, well. He's a little close. Grab your food, Nick? Oh, Mike's got it. Okay. Now I got a little baby spares. He's good. He's got it.

We're good. We're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. Don't worry, Michael. We'll buff out those scratches. Yeah. On the driveway, you mean. And nowhere else. If anyone who's driving in the neighborhood is like, what is this? You just follow it. Follow it. And where is it?

Yeah, right? Let's go upstairs. Let's go through it. It's the best marker we had there. We're doing that now? Yeah. Oh, weird. I know. Usually we stop in the garage, but I decided. Let's just do one more time. Uh, have a look. There. Oh yeah, it's right here.

Here it is. Turn the light on. That is. That is... Look at that. It really did become spaghetti. Holy shit. I told you, spaghetti!

Spaghetti! Put it on my head! Call me sound! Here it is. Well... Did we like it? The tire? This thing's fucked. Oh, I mean, the tire is what it is. This thing's fucked.

Can you patch it? Yeah, this part's not supposed to be like that. Oh! That's the problem. I see. He was like, he showed me. He's like, let me show you the problem here. This right here, it shouldn't be like that.

All right, let's eat the food. Let's do it. We'll see you next time. Wait, what the fuck? Thank you.