100% Eat - The Crow (2024) Watchalong

Episode Date: August 30, 2025

Our Heroes gather the bugs for a viewing of The Crow (2024) and go Crow Mode. Soulmates Eric and Shelly are brutally murdered. Given a chance to save the love of his life, Eric must sacrifice himself and traverse the worlds of the living and the dead, seeking revenge. You ever see a guy get beat up for like 90 minutes straight before understanding the circumstances? Where can we get GOON jackets? Is Jordan the bald one? Caw CAW! If you want to be there for our next live event, head to Patreon.com/100percenteat and sign up for $5 because that's all it costs to get in and get the show ad free. What a steal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ah, sent a text to the group that definitely wasn't for everyone. you're good enjoy some goldfish cheddar crackers goldfish have short memories be like goldfish guys welcome to the stream it's uh y'all just gonna stream the movie right

absolutely not that's illegal wink I said it um we are recording the chat we're recording this also what we'll be putting out later if you miss this live is that what oh you guys doing cratim

we're all doing cratum for that's right Hey, if you got it, rip it. Yeah. Cratum and crow time. Hell, yeah. I'm a really big fan of people that are saying like, yeah, it sounds good. This is good. And then people are like, yeah, I can't hear.

And it's like, do you think that's you or do you think that's us? Everyone else says they can hear. I think once you get us talking, yeah, that's you. I think once you get a substantial like four or five people saying it sounds fine, I will ignore 100 people saying it sounds bad. Yeah, because that's, you can't fuck it up to sound good. You know what I mean? It's not like, well, maybe I fuck with my settings and it accidentally works for me, right?

But normal, it doesn't work for anyone. Yeah. Nick did a great job getting this set up. He also made sure we got pizza. Oh, thank you. Well, he made sure we got some by going, eh, eh, eh, and then Jordan got it. Damn, you look good. It's exactly.

Hello. You got to match your tan, though, dude. You got to match your tan is way off. That's like the meanest image anyone's ever made just that fucking head on that body. Oh, I can't see it. What a mess. I don't think I'd be way more offended

It was my head on your body I mean no offense But I don't see how that's mean At all It's just fucking vile I'd agree it might be vile I don't think it's mean Mean

I'm gonna get ahead of this Mean are these disgusting Images you're posting of Jordan Okay cut it out To cut it out Jordan stop it We're not gonna tolerate that Eric or nothing.

Yeah. Get it out of here. Okay. Get it out of here. Jordan saw it and he said, I don't like that. And I said, I don't like any of the images

that they do of me. And he went, well, that's different. It is different. We all agree. Context matters. Bald Eric is funny.

It's funny when they do it to Eric. It's also like, maybe a little glooms in the future. Yeah. What the fuck? Maybe. What the fuck? What if I got a hair transplant?

But I got it right about my eyebrows. Like, what if I went like? What if they just pulled it forward? back of your head. I saw. picture on red it off and turn it around so it just goes, whoa,

this dude on Reddit posted he got a hair transplant. That's more like yeah, he got a hair transplant and he was like, did they take too much from the donor area? It's the back of his head, but it's like his hair line is like way up here and he's turned in such a way that his like, the back of his head.

It's a long head and he has no ears. It looks like this. Yeah. Everyone is like, they're not commenting on like they're just like, where are your ears? All right, guys, we're here. We're ready to go pro. Another thing I want to say at the top.

I was asking how many people were here. Jordan loves it. Why is it such a funny picture? It's a good picture. I was saying, I was asking how people are going to show up and I say, if it's less than 50, let's just stop the stream. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's an overall.

Overwhelming number beyond 50, which is a little upsetting to me. However, I think it'll maintain throughout the stream where if it dips below 50, we just have to, we're not, we're going to turn it off. But we're going to keep watching it. Why would we keep watching it? Because if more people come back, we'll turn it back on. We're not going to stop the movie. So that way, it won't be desinked for you if you're, well, it would be.

Well, no, because you're just stealing it. And so it'll just see our movie. You might just miss a little bit. And I also said, don't call her bluff. I swear to God, I'll do it. We'll go. Jordan was like, oh you should have made it higher

and I went no I want to make it low enough where it's a real threat yeah yeah like if it was like 200 it's like I don't care we were all if there's less than 50 what I said was

hey hey if you don't care we don't fucking care I'm not doing this stream for myself we were in another room eating pizza and Michael went

yeah if you don't care we don't care and you were like we definitely don't fucking care I've already seen this piece of shit you guys don't want to I had a fucking day dude You guys don't want to watch the court?

You'd rather be doing anything else? Weird sitting at home. I had a day. I told Nick, because this was going to be the, about the time we were going to go to the Minnesota State Fair. It didn't work out everybody. Yeah, sorry. But I was like, it could be worse or better.

We could be in Minnesota. We could be in Minnesota. Take that how you will. Went to my kids, like they had like a pool party today at like a separate location and then my car wouldn't start and I was stuck there for an hour and a half. Stuck there for an hour and a half. And then Lindsay picked me up and took me home And then like an hour later

Had to go get the kids from school And then go back to the car And try and jump it with like a recharged battery Jumped it Didn't go to Costco We should Went to AutoZone Where I got the last battery

Right Never installed a battery before Went in and I'm like Can you do battery? And they're like we do battery Uh huh And they checked it And they're like oh you bought battery here

And it like just missed the warranty Of course I'm like Well that's how they get you Yeah They know exactly But also I'm like I don't care

Whatever Give me this battery. And he's like, okay, we can get, I mean, we can't put it in, though. And I was like, why? And he's like, well, it's too far back. And it is back as fuck, like in my car. And I went, why did it?

Here's the thing. I went, yeah. I mean, you guys did it last time, though. He's like, yeah. And he goes, really? I'm like, I certainly have never done it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so he's like, I mean, it's up to you.

And I went, well, I guess not then. So then I had to go to the dealership. Yeah. Where they actually would do it. Yeah. That was most of my day. Oh, true. But at least your car will start now.

It starts so good. Yay! Starts so good. That's great. You know what all starts good? Not this movie. It certainly can't be a close segue. Oh, but little upside, little silver lining, unrelated, but me look, hey, remember that

McDonald's viasco? Yes. They refunded me. Yeah. Because it like never registered. They're like, hey, sorry, we never, you never got your food. Stay tuned for that story in about three weeks. Yeah, about three weeks.

All right. So here's what's going to happen. Nick is going to throw this up on the screen. If you're not watching this. this live if you're watching this later. He's going to count down three, two, one play. You hit play at the same time. There will be a counter on the screen, whatever.

You'll be able to hear us. You'll be able to see us. But if you're watching on Discord with us, baby, you're watching The Crow. This is the Crow 24. Me and Michael have seen it. My wife was excited when I said we're watching a battery. I have one. That's why I said I had to go home and charge it because I have had to jump my car like five times.

No, what? The battery was dead. Yeah, thanks for telling me. I got two of them. Well, there you have it. You're right, Nick, are you ready? They're both fully charged. All right, let's go Chrome mode.

All right, we're going Chrome mode here in three, two, one, play. Nope. Get fucked. Move the mouse. Yeah, I know, I got it. I'm just, I'll leave the mouse. You're fine. I'll be honest.

I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. Yeah. Move the mouse around and it'll be something to fucking watch. Also, make sure captions are on. We really should also. I'm not going to be able to hear this.

I know it might be like maybe being too over it about it. Look at this cool. We really should start promoting these. is like, hey, sign up for the Discord to watch this movie. It's cheaper than buying the movie. That is true. It is, yeah. Pay us $5 and steal this movie.

Now, here's the thing. Punish the crow. In the chat, some people are posting pictures of the crow. That's not the crow we're watching. That's the wrong crowd. They know that, I think. I'm just, I hope everyone understands. I think they're trying to manifest.

What I was going to say is that Holly was really excited. You guys are watching the crow? And I was like, why are you so excited about this? This sucks. Everyone I mentioned that said that. And I go, it's 2024. The other one. Yep.

there he is I think I picked the right one he looks like he looks like a clown insects cheering that'd be awesome he doesn't even look like that's everyone watching

insects cheering is all the people watching oh yeah oh man I forgot this is the beginning of the movie you gotta tune in to find out I am

but I think the answers yes yeah I forgot the crow's in the sad part there's a dead crow there's a dead crow in the back Jordan's gonna hate this part

He's going to hate this part. What, that's two hours? And the part after that. It's going to hate this part. Look, crows. 16 years later. Imagine. I couldn't believe that this is the beginning of a movie.

Oh, yeah. That's right. I hated this part. Yeah. Like, why did they do this? Oh, dead animals? No, it's not dead. You wish it was dead.

Dead would be better. No. Turn them into the crow. Oh. Let's get a look at that. No, you can see because... Yeah, thrash around. Oh, no.

No, that's CGI. It's a unicorn. What the? No, they killed that horse. He was being the horse. Clue factory is calling. We were just talking about dead animals on the Michael Jordan podcast in movies. It's Mr. Dead.

Why would this be what you do? Right? He's just fucking badass, dude. He's just fucking scars gone. I got to help. I got to help this horse. I got to increase its suffering. Nick hates it so much

Yeah, he is a dumbass, dude I'm the crow I'm so alone I am the crow He doesn't look alone Just like this horse Why don't the scars guard Sound like that?

Because they're from there Except the dad They all have the I am putting on in American accent Yeah, well they're Well, I think it's because they're like... I will never forget horse. They were like, I think they're like, not Americanized, but like...

They don't have the full authentic thing that the dad has. So it's like a little bit, so it's just like a kind of like a strange accent. It's like jarring, yeah. Yeah, do you know, you want to know how he got these scarves? I tried to help a horse once. It's, uh, oh, I forgot all the tattoos. I'm remembering so much of this movie as it starts. It's such a bummer.

Oh, he's got the barbed wire on because he never forgot. He never forgot horse. Motor oil. You know, it's that goo his dad was in in Dune. Oh, shit. Dad goo?

Oh, no. Harkin'n and goo. So dumb. Dude, that was me yesterday. That was me yesterday morning. What's funny is that they had to cover him in this and make him do that. And they're like,

no, don't worry. Sorry, that was two days. It'll look great in slow motion. Yeah. Yeah, it'll look really great. Two days ago. Chicago. Anyway, let's get the business.

Get down to the crow. Batman begin. What was I supposed to glean from? Horse! You guys are so much louder than the movie is not, and that is not going to be a problem whatsoever. Just letting you know. Nick crush their spirit.

Make a movie louder. Not a note. Not a note. Yeah. That sound means it's about to get good. Is that FKA Twigs? Yes. Fucker Twigs.

Formerly known as Twigs. But still currently. What the fuck? Hey, what the fuck? It wasn't crow boobs. It was crow nips. Yeah. It was.

Crow see-through. Cruz? It's softcore, but soft crow. She was doing a t-shirt contest. A t-shirt Hey, she won It's a thing It's a thing

We're doing it right now Who's screaming on her phone? We love crubs Yeah, dude Who are they trying to get Dom? He is invincible The Crubes that movie

With the Caged men Toreto the Crubes Nicholas Cage The Crubes Yeah it's not how you're talking to a phone when you're angry you might she didn't sound angry

how long is this movie two I probably an hour 45 I can you not just do this and look at the thing that's all an hour 50 okay oh damn it it's honestly shorter than I thought it was gonna be like every other movie now about an hour 20 longer than it needs I thought it was gonna be two hours 20 like everything else

that guy followed her whoever he is He's a fan. So is she? She was already in the house. Oh, shit. Oh, no, you've been texting? Dude, don't give the maid your phone.

You've been used, you've overused your minutes. I'm the enforcer. This is the AT&T guy now? Oh, shit. Can you hear me now? They were trying to get Tilda Switten. Clearly. Yes.

Will you be in this? What? Discount Dilda. I'm drinking what Jordan's drinking. Nick brought us some Breckenridge Brewery. Nice. Brecon's Colorado. From Colorado.

From the Rada. But it's called avalanche amber ale. Nice. It's weird. Say what the beer was. I'm drinking a little Osobino. That's what he calls it. He just poured a bunch of liquid shit in the cup.

I saw making it earlier. It's not piss. Yeah. Well, it's the wrong cup. Well, we got to put it in your cup. You want me to grab it? No. I have staying on a old lawnmower.

A piss boy has graduated to shit. He went from a piss boy to a shit man. There's a ceremony and everything. I missed an apparent elevator in her room. Yeah, don't worry about that. Honestly, don't worry about any of this. Her apartment looked pretty cool. Oh, they'll explain that later.

Okay. Explain that for sure. Rich family Dale explain it Stop you're to spoil it You're gonna spoil the crow Oh no You will have his revenge

Turn up a little bit No Man I don't want to watch this Dude imagine being us You can leave dude You can just stop We can leave when Like 160 people do

Man I don't want to watch Oh man Dude, why are they arrested? All she did was bug The fuck. Dude, crow bum. Yep. Crow bum.

Crub. Dr. Robot tomato. As spotted. He's doing that his day to day life. Ass spotted. Oh, the eye. He's in the Illuminati. Yeah.

I forgot about this part too. So what happened to her? Oh, she got God. She's here now? Yeah. She's getting bullied by pink people? Well, no, he is. My friend, where we watched this movie, he just went,

so why did the crow have to go to woke prison? Yeah. Also, as, as. Oh, no, his hands are still scarred. Also, he'll never forget. You saw a little bit. It's not the full picture because it was just his booty. But as he's like, yeah, get bald.

He's fucking shredded. He's so shredded. And it's like, one, you're like a drug addict. Yeah. Ain't no way. Right. two, how are you the shredded in this place? Yeah. And how are you getting bullied around by like these people that are nowhere near

it's shredded? He's shredded. It's because of the horse. And he's just like, I'm scared. He's hiding his pain. He's not hiding it too well. Look at his tattoos. He's 800 tattoos of his pain. Whoa, tiny tacos. This is the prison where all their clothes. clothes got mixed in with parts. Truly, it is torturous. He does look like he's

cosplaying Pete Davidson. Yes, big time. Dumbass fucking haircut, too. How did he get that sharp razor? He's got a weapon. It's fine, dude. Does it say lullaby above his eye? Eric is super echoing now all of a sudden.

I definitely hear me echoey big style. No, it like, something changed. you too. It's just the way this is routed for some reason. I'm going to rewire it the next time we do it so it doesn't do that again. What do you mean? When we watch the Crow again? You also are echoey. I'm telling you I can hear myself fine. I can hear Jordan fine

I can hear him echoing. You too are echoing to me. Okay. I only hear him doing it. Me too. I only hear me echoing and it just got worse. Yeah, no it's gotten worse in the last like 30 seconds. It's because I turn the movie up. Oh. Oh, you didn't have to do that. Yeah, let's go ahead and fire that in the other direction. How's that better?

I mean, the subtitle is wrong. Whatever. Yeah, yeah, that's better. Mute the movie. There he is, the guy from the naked gun. Oh. So this is the bad guy. Yeah.

Him playing this character for real. It's not nearly as good as he playing this character for fake. No. What actor is this? I can't remember his name. He looks like, he looks like Tim Robbins. He's not Tim Robbins.

He's from, uh, I mean, he's from like a million things. He was in, uh, American Horror Story, I think. Neum Leeson Liam Neeson Liam Neeson Liam Neeson's knee Mark something I think Mark guy

I think he's called Mark guy Markiplier Mark a plier Mark Summers Duffled hair What a threat Eric's thinking dude What even is

Weird headphones Yeah what happened Sure's jumping around a lot Oh Okay so how much time has passed since when we spent some time in woke prison yeah no i was wrong that made it seem like the next day danny hudson ah danny hudson oh sorry huston huston weird name that is a weird name my brain just went it's hudson do you think it's hudson or houston it's probably well

hard to know no you yeah i think it's hustin okay there's no umlau houston Scar is guard Oh he was also the bad guy in fucking X-Men Origins Wolverine That's the one Oh was he I was thinking Oh he's a young striker

Yes he's young striker That movie sucks He was younger at the time It's okay so does this But the game fucking rule This guy was so good That Xbox 360 game was awesome This guy's in bad movies

No he's a naked gun though Yeah he's so good naked gun I haven't seen it yet that Wolverine game was so good it was so violent which was kind of like oh I do rare for the time as soon as you said violent I remembered

yeah it's like rare for the time you're like murdering everybody ripping people to shreds blowing up helicopters and shit that game was awesome so cool good stuff the kind of game probably doesn't hold up but when it came out it was awesome I just remember probably tame in comparison I remember putting my claws into a guy

and then slamming him head first into the ground and then ripping Manhattan They just didn't get, like, like, comic book. How is he doing that? Whoa. I think that's his power. I think Manhunt was out about the same time, so they were probably like, this is tame by comparison.

Shut up. It was a couple years later than Manhunt. Because Manhunt looks like dog shit. Well, that's true. Manhunt, too, which also looked like dog shit. Yeah. But also, she's Wargan. This was a comic book.

She's controlling O'Crow somewhere. Uh-oh. Oh. It's just like, here you go. Oh Crow mode Oh That's his power

Yeah He goes Could he get Could he get them to do anything Or is it just stab yourself In the throat? I don't know I think it's other things too

Dogg I looked away for a second What? Same here I think it's probably anything But he mostly just says Stab yourself in the phone Oh and then he Absorbs their life

He sucks He sucks He sucks Yeah and then he looks right at the camera. We go back to woke prison. Dude, you're not even trying. Do the jumping jacks. Jordan should be a guard.

Also, again, the guy shredded. I'm not exercising. Also, that's not a jumping jack. I know, right. Yeah, it is. That's a crow jack. It's a jumping jo. It's a crow jack. Then you go higher.

I think I'll too high. They might fly away. Caca! They're flapping. They're flapping. you look strong is this the cool kids table definitely not nope

be really funny if it said damaged on his head instead I mean it might as well yeah what do you think the oh god are they talking about our chat can she see the discord

oh shit you're not much of a man. That's a good line. That's a good line. I want to go to woke prison. God. Jesus Christ. I think if you're 14, this is like

awesome. This is like, oh, they're quoting Hemingway. Well, he's not the Joker, so no. Yeah. I hate funny jokes. Dude, you're going to. out see, like, the most beautiful love story blossom. Yeah. And it's going to be

totally genuine and makes sense. Boo. Get off the fucking stage. Fucking, don't let anybody do a set at Cherip Charlies. Bring back the rest of the show. Jesus Christ. Kill Tony fucking sucks now.

It's so subrebral. You don't even know. His name's Eric. No one understands me. I mean, you should put, the damage should go on the side of his head where he cracked his skull on the floor coming down the stairs

where the hair used to be the tattoo can cover the scar you want to know how I got this scar no I tried to ride a pluffle down the stairs what the fuck does that mean I said no what movie do you think they were showing this

yeah unfortunately Camp Cape Fear The Crowe, 1994. I miss Madam Webb. I told you's a better movie. Don't worry, it won't get better. I'm just glad I'm watching it this way and not in a movie theater. I would rather watch this than Craven again.

Agree. Okay, agree. Which is why we aren't watching Craven. We all agreed, do we want to watch Craven? No, let's watch The Crow instead. It was between this and War of the Worlds. Never have I ever watched. the crow.

This lady's trouble. I saw her kidnap the blonde girl and then she died. Yeah, mysteriously. Yeah. I don't know what happened. he's always getting bullied i mean not yeah they didn't like they did everything's still on the wall they they kind of scattered your papers huh he saw the shot earlier and you know

kind of just took it to the next step everything's still on the wall it. Wow, this place is a real fucking mess. No, what happened? Yeah, they came in here, they took all my art and they put it on the wall for me. They're really fucking with me. These used to be in a folder. How do you like that? They're making me look at this bullshit.

How do you like that? We took all your stuff and we hung it up for you. They know I don't like barbed wire, which is why it's tattooed all over my back. Chat's going crow mode. Oh yeah. They put the crow over Nick. This is an action. movie, right?

You could say that. You could say it. Would it be a lie? Is there more beer? Oh, yeah. There's plenty. There's more downstairs. Do you toss me at a lawnmower, please?

You're gonna have toss a beer? It's gonna go out with her. Throwing a beer. What do you think she likes about him? They're both idiots. I don't know. this is real like what michael said where it's like this is the greatest love story ever told or whatever is like so what they're trying to go for here

no one understands him the way she does they do it like caresses his arm the way she does they do it in a way where they're like it's like oh they're falling in love without showing why they should fall in love it's just they just are it's like you're supposed to go like what a connection they have yeah and it's like but why and oh once it gets through this then it's just like and we're yeah right or die forever and I'm like for what you just because I you ate peas next to him if like you've had like two conversations I remember thinking

like leaving this movie going like if this came out in 2008 Tumblr fucking city this would have killed online and it would have had the same kind of reputation that the original crow had everybody would be putting those filters on it and then just like angsty lines yeah absolutely it would just be him with like the barbed wire tattoo and like the horse eye and all that stuff somebody would have a give me location on fashions crow crow confessions account yeah oh dude it's it's just it came out c r zero w where is he i actually look good for her so so she's running because

the people that made that other lady kill themselves are coming to get her found her because She texted her, and then they found out that she's here. What was it? And he's like, I'm Crow. Also, I've known how to escape the entire time. Yes, let's go here. It wasn't even like a question. It was like, come with me.

We'll break out. As the audience, do we know what she was, like, texting about? No. Okay. Not yet. No. It's just that she like sent her something. Oh, man, Joy Division.

And now they need to like kill the loose end. Yeah, this is appropriate. Like, I love this. song. Makes no sense here. It sucks here. It's like the, uh, fucking just grab it. You've done it before. The Cranberry song at the end of Madam Webb. It might. He hates barbed wire. It's the only thing I know about his character. Classic getaway song.

The worst prison in the fucking world. Not only does this movie suck ass. But like, it's crazy because it sucks ass And it's also absolutely nothing like the crow Yeah So it's either like you should have remade the crow And maybe you do this shitty job But you stuck to the source material Or ignore the source material

Which is weird because it's called the crow But it's good for what it is It's neither of those No, it's like, hey, we're doing our own story And it fucking sucks Enjoy it What the This is Nick

This is like the rest of the movie I don't understand Man, I thought there'd be like an action scene to get out of the prison. That wasn't an action scene. They played the music. Didn't you hear the music? They moved. I guess that's an action.

They're still wearing the same shit. Yeah, but you know, it's... Fortunately, it doesn't look like an outfit that you're wearing some sweaters. Institution. It looks like they're going to... It's high fashion in the big city. It looks like they're going to order Little Caesars during spring break. He didn't have his cookie monster for John.

Where are my cookie monster pants? Her apartment is cool. This is her friend's apartment. Her friend's apartment. Yeah. And now her friend's dead, so it's her apartment. Her other friend. No, that's not her.

That's some other person that I don't think is in the movie at all. I don't think, I don't know that they're just like, because they're like degenerate, like drug user. Yeah. Like low life, whatever. And she's like, oh, I have this super rich friend. I should have known. And then he'd let me do whatever.

I was just like, I, do you? You don't have a. Like this? Like that's the thing. I don't need it explained more. It just needs to sort of make sense. And it like it's hard to suspend disbelief when it's being executed so poorly. Yeah.

On all fronts. On a script level, on an acting level. It's literally just like, oh, my friend's out of town. They said I can use the place. Yeah. It's like, how are you friends with this? Yeah, because they show like, oh, she comes from like this wealth or whatever, like later. But it doesn't make sense with what her.

I was maybe going to pick up on that It doesn't make sense with like What level of stuff she just doesn't None of it makes sense This makes sense Yeah Lullaby Finally something I can understand

Because it's pulled me to sleep He's a fucking baby Hey That's the crow you're talking about Finally Some action Some crubies I want to see

Krenas Okay The Heathclinth Gen Z hates the scene Show your beak Crow Show your crock That's good

Full Crenetration Oh Crum in her Is this Cratum? Is that what it is? It's been

24 hours. Like seriously. Remember yesterday? What made you fall in love with me? Boob. You talk to me. You talk boob? You talk to me?

You tell me not funny joke. That? You were quite, brilliantly broken is the thing that they would caption everything in Tumblr. Yeah. Oh, that would be the dedicated fan blog, Tumblr blog's name. Brilliantly broken. Everyone would have, yeah, a little, a little quip from the movie.

Yep. Oh, she means him! That's the joke! He thinks that's the joke! She's done it twice? Yeah. And he thinks that's so funny. Damn, dude.

That tub is huge. Yeah, let's just go in here. Yeah, rob your friend. We got in here. Look at how ripped he is! He's just like, people are bullying me. I don't want to do crowing jacks. What?

It's a skittle. Krugs. No, that was Gratum, I think. You poked me. Oh, you poke me. You poked my eye out. Get it? Or you pulled my eye out.

Dude, look at this love story. Also, the lines on his back, it looks like he has a monster. Like monster energy dream. Man, he loves monster. Oh, man. You turn it upside down. The devil laughs.

Hell yeah. Babushka. What, uh, how long are we in this? How long are we? Uh, 26 minutes. Oh, dude, only an hour and a half left. It's so, dude. It's like a 100% eat episode.

We're 26 minutes in and nothing's happened. It gets the same. Okay, just wait for it. Once you start crowing. We're not even close. Okay. It takes, hey, if anyone needs to call me, go ahead. It takes forever to get to crow.

And then when he gets to crow, he doesn't crow. Yeah. He's like, what, what's happening? I'm telling you, like, it's what we talked about before this, that you're going to be so frustrated with how long it takes him to understand what the fuck is happening. We could just go four more minutes and make it a Michael Jordan podcast. The Phillies tied the game. Yeah, what else is going on?

Three, three, in the bottom of the sixth. Oh, don't forget, we have to do an ad. Oh, yeah, that's right. Okay, let's do it as soon as he becomes the crow. Okay. Wait, as soon as it gets good? I didn't say that. Because I didn't mean that, okay?

I'm sorry, I haven't seen it. Don't confuse my words for shit I didn't say. But also, for real, what is the ad? What is it? Hello, Fresh. Yeah, we're going to do a Hello Fresh ad in the middle of it. Because we've got it's not, we'd knock it out. Next week's episode.

We were like, well, we could do it right before the stream. I was like, let's do it in the stream. This movie sucks. So stay tuned for a Hello Fresh ad that you will hear in, You'll hear it in real time And then in a future episode And you can go They did that in the crow

Oh are we getting neighborhood lore Oh yeah you're getting neighborhood lore What? No Not in the movie Oh thank God No I knew Nick didn't

I was looking at that guy What's the problem? We have a problem This movie has 90 minutes left Big heist Downtown DTLA DTLA

DTLA Don't fuck up, don't fuck, don't you fuck up. This is, replace this, what he's doing here happens in naked gun, but it's family. It's It's like in a jazz clubbawah wah-wab-bab-bap-bap-bap-bib-bib-bib-bib-bib-bib-bib-bib-bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb. And then he's just going It cuts to him going

All right. Spaghetti fat slob or fat-slob eating spaghetti. Why didn't we go see that instead? Big Fat Bozo Eating Spay. Because we don't watch good movies here. Apparently that's our punishment. That's our crow backstory. Let's go after this.

The dead horse is the, is Madam Webb, and it's our curse. Yeah. Actually, it's our ambulance. We have friends. Ambulance is our origin story. I forgot that this part just happens. You keep saying that about every scene.

I forgot this part. It's blowing me away. This is the movie. It's blowing me away how things just occur. Right. And like the first time it's sort of like washed over me. And now it's like, what the fuck? Clearly we're like degenerates.

They're drug users. Yeah, but now they have nothing to worry about. But they also have no money. I don't know how do they do anything? It's like they're doing rich people stuff. Michael, you don't need money to be happy. Can somebody? Yes, you do.

Can somebody re-post? Money won't make you happy. You definitely need it, but you need it to be happy for sure. You can have it and not be happy. Can somebody repost that picture they posted just a second ago? Oh, I missed it. They're watching this. That one?

No, they're watching this, but they're also watching Family Guy in Subway Surfers Clips. So they could pay attention. Put on American Dad. Is that Gracie? Yeah, probably. Crazy. Hey. Oh, man.

She was on one the other day. Oh, dude. Stay tuned for that. It may have been the most insane ever. It might have been. Absolutely unhinged. It was just vibrating over there. It was fucking insane.

Eric described it perfectly that she had the zoopers. She had the zoo. We fed her. It was nighttime and she had the zimic. Yeah, but she like always kind of does. The last one was crazy. She was out of her mind. Is Madison still in here watching with their dog?

Is the dog still looking at you? Like, why did you put this on? Get me out of here. That's me. They're just... What is this hellhole? That was beautiful. You're a beautiful singer.

You're just like FK.A. Twigs. Penny is snoring. Says Madison. Yeah, it sounds right. Yon. That Heathcliff image is from today's comic. So it's very fortuitous. Why are they in a meth lab suddenly?

Because they're hungry. Yeah. This is where they're also producers. They make music. They just have so much expensive. Shit. No, it's their friends. It's their friend studio. I mean, it probably is still.

I don't remember, but it's like insane. No, forget about it. Damn, 30 minutes in and 215 people, I think we're watching the whole thing. Again, I regret to inform you. We're watching the whole thing no matter what. It's true. We just turn the stream off if it's under 50.

We still have to watch it. And if it goes back up, then the stream goes back on. Don't talk. Touch me. I've only known you for 46 hours. You're not like this. That's what somebody said in the chat. Oh, okay.

Penny's doing the right thing. Dude, can I just say every movie, especially this one? No joke. I don't think I could do it or would do it if we didn't have the Discord chat right there. And it was so active. It's the I'm, this is, this is, hey, just so you know, this is this is chronic. Me looking this way as movie, me looking this way is Discord. I'm here 90% of this.

It's the only reason I can get through this. It's a Friday night. What are we doing? Yeah. Yeah. Good question. I could be at home. Yeah. We could be in Minnesota. I had like the most dog shit day. Finally got home. I got home at like 5 o'clock.

And I was like, I have to leave in an hour to go watch the crow on Friday night. Like I'm so mad, dude. I booted back up to the kingdom. Oh, wow. In my, my, uh, my switch app. Oh, yeah? So I could get some corrocks. this is a pregame for me

maybe the worst ever I'm like 40 hours in blue living in holy shit god damn I've been crowing away at it oh Jesus

it's like two three days ago wouldn't you have been dead already then before you met her if I had met you I'd be dead then why were you alive before you met her

I don't well they would have killed him by posting more of his art it wasn't even it wasn't even a thing where like he was about to like kill himself and she saved him right yeah

she showed up me honestly he didn't seem too bothered by it he seemed fine yeah he seemed totally fine she just showed up and he went oh okay and now he was like I would have been dead

I was on the edge yeah I'm watching a Minecraft let's play my center new achievement hunter stay tuned

who put the lava on his house. We announced for regulation that we have that video with Ray coming out tomorrow. And somebody in the regulation is a Reddit with like, Michael and Eric are going to make fun of us so much for this, but I don't even care. And somebody else wrote, all caps, nah. But the thing is, if the person's aware enough, like specifically to go, they're going to make fun of us for this,

I'm not going to make fun of that person. That person knows. Exactly. That's the person who likes. Burger King and they know it and they're like oh, they're going to kill me but I like Burger King. You know. Jump off the bridge do it. Like

take the plunge. Like that's what people don't get. Yeah, it's the people. If you have self-awareness, you're so much, you're operating on such a higher level than everyone else. It's true. Exactly. Like you have no idea. I know it's like coming up in some I think it's like one of the recent episodes, Jordan

really hammers a subreddit, but but when he But when he does, the context is the worst people on the suburb. Not the whole thing. But he only talks about the worst thing. That's like another thing in like two weeks. So I kind of wish it would come out sooner so that people would like start to analyze their behavior. Yeah, but it's not these people though.

Right. Yeah. It's none of you guys. And guess what? If those people won't see that, they'll be told about it. And then they will be furious. Well, they'll be told about it in a way that's like. removing any sort of context or like prefacing and just being like they fucking hate all the fans i mean

we do but i'll be honest even if they have all the contacts they're dumb they're stupid they are gonna be like that's it i'm making another topic about this boy they're gonna they're gonna regret this why did they hate rooster tea and rocco yeah dude all right see that's see in two Yeah, that's three weeks. Dude, I was on Instagram today, and then, like, it's like a thing with, like, Rocco and Derek, and I threw my phone. Yeah.

I fucking threw it. I saw Derek and I went, yeah, and I saw Rocco, and I was like, oh, wait, no, that's Sean. I don't know who's who. That's me. Oh, this is the goon jacket. Craig.

We got to get this goon jacket. Oh, that was the one thing. I remember I kept saying that? I looked for it. I couldn't find it. That was the one thing from this movie. I went, I want that goon jacket. You should, I want to walk around with his jacket that says, go.

Oh, no, they're getting her. Finally, something's happening. No, they're getting her off. She's like, she's into this. She's like mega victory bell. She likes this. Yeah. I'm telling you, this movie is this guy losing over and over and over again.

Until he wins. But does he know? Uh-huh. He doesn't know. He crows. Okay. I'm going to watch. Okay, so they're both dying. How do they not have that goon jacket anywhere?

I don't know. Like somebody, nobody's even like done like a custom like $250. Well, I think the problem, Jordan, is it's from this movie. So why would they? That, hey, but they know. They know somebody's out there. Yes, us. Yeah.

Me and Michael would have matching goon jackets. How do we commission some sort of leather worker to make a goon jacket? Kristen Meow is right Can't they poke a hole in the bags? Yes Yeah with your tongue Yep Yeah

You can bite through it right there That really is some thin That's like The produce Yeah Plastic bag If he breathed a little bit harder

Oh no The crow down He could have just punched a hole with his tongue Yeah Wait so okay Now they're in the afterlife No now they're in the water

He's just in the river He's in the water They did jump. I wish. Is it time for that ad? Did his Osama watching? Yeah. When does he go Chrome mode?

Oh, someone's at the door. Oh, man. Oh! It does exist. It wasn't, it didn't exist when the movie first came out. All right, uh, $149. Company card. Yeah, no company card.

Dude, it looks heavily discounted. I'm not, I'm not spending that. Four go goon jackets. All right. I will go crazy crow mode workout again if we get that goon jacket. Oh, my God. $150 is $200 too much. I'll be honest, the jacket's better than the movie.

Yeah, okay. I'd walk around with a jacket that says goon, knowing no one will think it's from the crow. They'll just go, sick boon jacket. And I won't go, yeah, it's from the crow. This guy's a good. Please put my $11 to the Gune Jacket. Let's get, we've got $80 napkin clothes. You know, in Australia.

Oh, by the way, I got the shirt back. Oh, good. I got the napkin shirt back. I told you I get it back. And also, he gave me free drinks. Yeah. In Australia, they show you a receipt for your taxes and shows you a breakdown of what, like, government stuff it went to. We should do that with the Patriots.

Like, you're 11 dollars went towards Goon Jacket. appreciate, we already have your money but I do appreciate you going and my $10, I actually and mine, allocate my money towards a goon jacket please. Goon tier. Okay, so he's alive

in real life now? He climbed out of the water? No, he's still in the alternate world? No, he's in the crubway. This is the crafter life? Dude, like A hundred yards that way is Harry Potter and Voldemort. What's wrong with him? Is the horse here?

No, that's Joe Crow. Joe? Can't wait to explain to my partner the need to donate money so Michael can be a gooner. The people are speaking. Oh, man. Cool. What if I'm a crackle. Okay, I'm Eric.

Who's this guy? Crow! What are you talking about? That's Pennywise, right? Yes. Do the eye thing. Do the I thing. Oh, that's fucking deep, dude.

Dang, dude. Have welcome to my life. It's just a nightmare. I just got killed. Oh, okay. He effortlessly just went down. Doctor Strange. And Inception somehow.

Oh, he's alive. What a weird dream. He's a crow. Oh, no, it's out of stock. Oh, no. Maybe you've got to look somewhere else. All the sizes are out of stock. Look on Timu.

It'll say Ogun. I'm going to Creamoo. Give me this jacket. I'm looking around. It had really spice this movie up. right now. Hold on, I want to see him put it together. Oh, he's about to put it together, right?

Jordan, yeah, he is. Jordan, we're not even close. He understands what happened. See the size chart for jackets. This one's $170. Somebody found it for $1.45. He's, he's, what do you mean getting? He's got, he has to.

and also it's not new this is where he got interrupted last time and this guy's just going what the fuck I don't want to do this asshole do you want this or not cry more crow crow more

I want to see him put it together $35 great question does it say fucking goon on the back I'm hesitant. See, this one shows a picture, but it doesn't show the back. You got to see the back. I mean, it is that jacket.

If we don't see Goon, we don't. If it doesn't sit, it's also, it's also not a picture of the jacket. It's a picture of the movie. Yeah. And it's like, someone took a picture of it from their screen. Yes. It's like, just what you're buying. Am I?

It's going to be a picture of that. Oh, no. No. Apart from the movie. Classic eBay. Oh, no, he's dead again. Oh, that was fast. It keeps happening.

Dude. You should put the PDF in Slack so that we can all access it. Just make a copy or something. He got shot. This guy sucks. Let me read the description for this one. Yeah. Embrace dark elegance with the crow 24 Bill Scarsgard bomber jacket.

Inspired by Bill Scarsgarde's intense and style. look in the film crafted from high quality materials. This bomber jacket combines a rugged street smart design with modern sophistication. He's just getting his asses. Yeah, he does. He does. He keeps coming back. He gets stabbed with his own knife.

Go cop. This is the just drown him with your own blood. This is ACAC. All crows are cops. All cops are crow. That's pretty good. this is the

the opposite of Madam Webb where we're rooting for the cop yeah both signs Nick I told you this crow hang on he look

he's crowing he just keeps getting his ass kicked he's growing ah he's growing he's dying again There you go. You did it.

Oh! He killed you 10 times before you got him once. Detailed real quick. Yeah. Featuring a zip-up front, ribbed cuffs, and a sneaks to the wet. It offers both comfort and a sharp look. The bold design channels the iconic, the crow, aesthetic. While the versatile black color ensures it pairs effortlessly with both casual and edgy outfit.

Whether you're attending a night out or simply looking to make a statement This bomber jacket exudes confidence and style I'm looking to make a statement And that statement is goon Yeah dude What the fuck? I'm like a fucking crow man

So now he doesn't even Now he doesn't even go back to the The crunder world He just No he just pushed his stuff back in Okay Did he have eggs in him? Yeah there was like a little egg coming out

Crow eggs Yeah They're not ready to hatch yet. He's got to make the wrong things right. Crow, we're crow. Crow, you're a crow. God, goon! Goon!

Hey, when you kill me, I'll come back. He's still not getting this. White milk. He's still not getting it, right? He has no fucking idea. We're not even close. You know, they could ramp up action. Keep going from here.

I got it. I'm back from red. Let's do this. As the audience, we're ready. The audience is so ready. Go kill things. We're not even close. We're not even crows.

Jump. The crow is edging me? No, you're just gooning to the crow. It's too late for her. they didn't look too bad she's fine you only get so many crow chances this crow can't fly

this crow can't fly but he can't die so but he got back here dude let it take you okay just let it take you sorry dude you're you're dead question mark.

Look at Nick. I'm so frustrating. Oh, it's a very frustrating movie. I'm no angel. I just, I don't know. I don't know what they look like. Yeah, I'm just sort of asking because I don't know what I'm doing here

or what's happening. Biblically accurate angel. Yep. You know, Constantine was a good movie. Yeah. Down to heaven. Oh. Yeah.

Hell is up. Yep. If you, if you pull this off, this movie will get unmade. Oh, that's sick. That's awesome. Yeah, tweet that out of us. That's great. Wait.

Yeah, she's gone Not really Unless I can get her back Yeah Yeah That's what I said Yeah This is a win

Win win I don't feel like I'm winning I'm gonna be honest For him Not really No no I don't think it did You can you help me

You tell me You tell me oh great what does that mean this is the dumbest man I think the biggest indictment is oh here we go again fucking pushed

it's like a like a dork his love is pure again he's known her for two days it's pure it's like pure cratum he's so shuffable you just you look like you want to shove it I know right

he's a sad sack everyone was right this movie sucks I should listen to my agent now that would be a great like meta movie where like instead of dying he goes he goes out of the movie and it's everyone

telling him that this is a mistake and he goes back into the movie and he's trying to make it Yep. You can't save some things. No, yeah. You can't make everything that's wrong, right. I need more crow juice. There you go. Hey, he went into his bag of cheetahs, gave him a very old-style gun. A fucking... Dude, he gave him a...

A blunderbuss. He gave him some money in a potato chip bag. And said, vote for me. No, they said, I want to be your friend. I want to be a friend. I want to try I want to try the green one lawn mower the lawn mower that's in the

well I guess I'll try the Osobuino can you reach it here go oh that's it okay this is one of my favorites Jordan okay I want one that's not shitty

yeah that'll be Jesus Christ Vooder Rangers always got your back it really does what the fuck gross The crows candy. You guys want to do an ad read? God, yes.

Is this the best time for it? One of. Anytime. Anytime. Anytime except Crow mode. Yeah. Like the only good thing that happens. There is one part in the third act that we cannot do with that, but the rest of it's good.

I'm going to turn them down. So sweaty. I'm going to hell. Hang on. Do I need to look up the menu? This is how you double-dip. He's having a bloody-married. This is how you double dip.

This is how you work. All right. You do add in the middle of the watching. Who the fuck's drinking a Bloody Mary after the kid dies? Somebody celebrating, dude. I'm sad, but oh, I'm so hungry. Bloody Mary's pretty good, though. Dude, they're delicious.

I started drinking them a couple of years ago. Hell yeah, you did. They're brunch, bloody marry me up. Dude, let's go. Let's go, dude. We can do an MJ podcast. We can do an MJ podcast. Eric, get the card.

Let's go to Buckees. We can do that, too. All in the same day. Yeah. Jordan, you had this sunflower-crusted chicken, right? Sure, sunflower-crusted chicken? Yeah. Okay.

You were telling us that earlier, right? I had, like, tacos. I had, like, some beef tacos. Uh-oh. Tacos. Careful. She's sad. Anyway.

Slurp it up. Ready? Yeah. Big shout out to Hello Fresh. Our delicious nutritious spawn. Mr. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan, wake up. Don't need to knock on the door.

We're already in. We all live together. Don't into the door. Pretend like we're not here. Wake up. It's harder to do now. No. It's not going to be a recording.

Hey guys, Newsflash! Hello Fresh just made the biggest menu upgrade yet. You gotta try it out. We have been. We have been eating it. Yeah, I've been eating it. Yeah, I've been cooking it for dinner every night. What?

Well, whenever you leave, I mean. Yeah, we let Nick. come in through the window. Clarissa explains it all style. Yeah! Climes up the step ladder. Hi, Nick. Hi, Nick. Wow. That's awesome.

Wait, you're telling me that you get 10 free meals and a free item in every box at hellofresh.com slash percent 10 FM. I didn't tell you that, but that's true. Yeah. Oh, you've been going through our mail again. That's what we've been doing. He's been looking in the trash.

Well, I call it mail. You call it trash. But either way. It's our mail and then it goes in the trash. And then we see a rooting around out there. Oh, it's, you know, rooting and hanging out. Whatever. I keep putting broken glass in there, hoping it'll reward you away. That's what that

is. Strong rock candy. What's been so great about it is that Hello Fresh has doubled its menu. Oh, wow. Now you can choose from 100 options each week, including new seasonal dishes and recipes from around the world. Nick, please don't laugh at this part. That's so many options. Discover new seasonal produce each week. Have a taste for snap peas? Yes. Stonefruit? Yes. Corn on the cob? Yeah. Yeah, I've seen Eric. What? They've got it and more.

No way. He just gets the cob. I see him gnawn on the cob. the cob out there next to the broken glass with something has everything stinging from the hard rock candy so I got a gna on the cob now I heard that hello freshest menu is even healthier tastier and filled with high protein

and veggie packed recipes is that true yeah because that's what Jordan said to me yesterday and you were listening again and you see and Nick too I think you can hear through the door like when we're doing stuff he's got one of those sound things watching uh like gun things he knew he knew he'd been listening he knew when we were watching the crow didn't he yeah oh no well I was being the

Crow. He kept saying, have you heard of this movie? It's the best. Yeah. Yeah. So much happened. He kept saying, let's all hang out. You guys make the Hello Fresh. I'll bring my, my Blu-Rae of the Crow. Yeah, you know, even if you're, wait, no, hang on, it's just a DVD. Even if you're hanging out watching a bad movie, Hello Fresh, like, really comes through with some great meals you can enjoy together. Now, you're telling me. As a found family. Now, you're telling me that you had the sunflower-crusted chicken with lettuce. With lettuce, apple, apple, and parmesan salad? And parmesan salad. Yes, that's what I'm telling you. That's crazy.

I don't know how you knew before I told you, but yeah, that's what I'm telling you. He read the recipe card. He was licking it. He kept saying, like, is this a scratch and sniff? It's not. Is this what eating is? Sure, Eric, that's got to be close. That's what we keep trying to tell them.

So now what I'm hearing is that the best way to cook just got better, go to hellofresh.com slash percent 10 FM to get 10 free meals. I get the FM now. And a free item for life, one per box, with active subscription free meals applied as discount on first box new subscribers only varies by plan that's hellofresh.com slash percent 10 fm to get 10 free meals and a free item for for for life really leaning into that FM there yeah yeah real radio style no static at all percent 10 fm 10 FM 10 free meals free item for life what so what are we hellifresh.com slash percent 10

FM. It's hellofresh.com slash percent 10 FM. Yeah. Yeah. Hellofresh.com slash percent 10 FM. Don't make him say it again. Yeah.

And get out of our sight. He'll throw you back in the trash. All right. You're pushing it. I'm going to push the ladder over. I'm sorry. Bye, Nick. Get him.

Yeah, okay. It's time to leave. And back to the crow. All right. All right, good, because the crow is getting good. Now, they shot this guy in the face. Yeah, he shot one guy and he hurt his earballs. Now, remember, he's sort of understanding what's happening to himself.

Yeah, he can crow a little bit. Well, the guy explained it. But that doesn't stop him from getting his ass kick. Just remember that. Well, I mean, that's what he's really good at. That's what he's been doing this whole movie since we first saw him. So he can feel pain, but he knows he can't touch. Jesus Christ, he's getting shot in the kidneys.

Talk about pissing blood. I'm sorry, I'm not very good at this. Well, sometimes the crow got to go. Oh! Yeah. The crow. That's awesome. That's the hero.

That's my the crow. So I'd say that was one of the two parts of the movie. And he was still him getting his ass kicked. He's not going to go catch up to him. How would he do that? He's healing. I got to get back up there and get my ass kicked again.

He's like, damn, they had some bullets left, I think. None of the cars stopped. He got kicked out of a car. He's like, he's just like, if I, if they shoot me with every bullet, from every gun they have, eventually they're going to run out. Here's the long plan.

eventually all bullets will cease to exist because they will have shot me with every bullet on earth and then I can finally stop them what? They can punch me? The cost of bullets are going to keep going up because they're going to keep buying them

and buying them and buying them. I hadn't thought about getting kicked out of car. It's so fucking funny. And then he's saved by Cassandra Webb and an ambulance. It was also been funnier because it was a spray-painted ambulance. It made it even funnier

because usually like in a sequence like that like the door's already open or it's like a helicopter to the door the guy actively leaned past him opened the door and then kick him out they're just kind of annoyed with him yeah it wasn't even like whoa this is like it instead that he went get out you're kicked him out gun no work get out you're ready for him to be a force to be reckoned with and they just open the door and fucking boot him he's just a force that doesn't it really is like it's not good at it if how does it have 62% audience that's wild who likes this movie usually usually that discrepancy is like is like yeah the critics don't understand yep yeah the critics no dude

22% is being generous 62% is insane that's crazy sucks ass oh we like halfway through yeah fuck yeah this guy can't believe it can you can you like rationalize this this movie sucks ass we're halfway through this movie yeah and it sucks yeah but see at this point oh she did it's still pretty well set up to like be as good as it just was a second ago right but unfortunately it doesn't happen there's one other time when it happens

and you just go this is spectacular where has this been and it never goes back Jordan you're going to be so mad that picture of Gracie by the way Gracie's giving yourself the middle finger I just learned that's not what she flips people out that's not what she was doing in that picture

she she like gives it well it's like because I'm doing it to them yeah no no yeah this way it's to them oh no I was I was whispering nasty nothing's in her ear yeah I was driving I texted you guys about this I was driving and I was thinking about that flipping off whatever and so I was driving and I was just doing that because I was like oh this is funny whatever and a guy the guy who was behind me fucking pulled up alongside me started honking and started flipping me off, and I went, oh, right. Oh, right, yeah, I'm flipping people off.

Oh, right, I'm just, because this is what it looks like to me, but to him, I'm just flipping them off behind me. She jumped out the window. Yeah. Anyway. She didn't stab herself in the throat. No, no, she's jumped. Maybe she tripped.

Maybe she was going to go get the knife and she tripped. Yep, that's what happened. Yeah. Oh, no. oh no this is how regular people speak bring him to me the power to escape death

exists within him yeah the normal way you say it yeah it exists within him and it also is what he's doing but has he experienced the woman yeah yeah yeah

yeah get him Oh, I believe him. Do I have to make you kick my ass? Don't make me make you kick my ass. That's crazy. That's really good. That's crazy. That's like wild ass.

Michael, you just almost made me vomit. Wonderful. Awesome. Excellent, malicious slut rot. And it takes a lot to make malicious slut rock. Let me tell you. Oh, so sweaty. Yeah.

I did, I was, as I mentioned, turn the air on? No, it's on. We're just getting crowed up. But also, I'm like permanently fucked today when I, again, was outside and in my car for almost 90 minutes without it being on. I was alternating from like standing outside to catch some of the breeze But I didn't want to stand in the sun

Brutal so that I'd get in my car but it was way warmer Right and I was just like do you want to be in the sun or do you want to be like I had the door I had the door open I had a passenger side door open just parked on some street It was fucking fun dude Sounds like it You should have invited me Yeah and then I got to go to two different auto shops And then I got to wait for my battery to get replaced

It was really cool His name is Evil Danny Huston I think. Oh, he's still talking to this guy. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, he hasn't kicked his ass yet. He's like, put a knife in his hand. Don't make me do it.

Come on, man. Don't make me do it. Just tell me. He gives him a gun. You want to throw me out of a car? Do it. I fucking dare you. What will it take?

I'm going to make you watch while I bash my brains in. Get the fuck out. Which way you look at? dude pick a direction look a crow the imagery man the symbolism

he doesn't like he cinemasons taught me that this is good it's a good movie because symbolism yep blog name is Crow on a gargoyle I'm a real deep cut from the crow

whistful music I remember both of my memories of her here's a flashback to yesterday yeah I remember all of our good time the goon jacket must go because now I am go crow

It's done for the crow jacket Even at this point You think in the movie Yeah Now he's ready He's ready No he doesn't He doesn't

He doesn't They got to set up Croat too Do you think this is the point Where it's like now He's the jackdown He's going crow mode Not even no

You're not even close What's the TTC time to crow Are we like negative five minutes TTC? Hell no Oh brother Hell no Oh no

Oh, no. I feel like there's at least another 20 minutes before, like, anything significant. 20, I would say. That is, like, him becoming, like, the crow. He's got a brood for a little while longer. Yeah, a little while being the whole movie. He's still marinating on his brooding. What's going on over there?

Oh, somebody who should have wore shoes. Nick dropped his phone on his exposed. On his bare foot. My wife keeps texting me and moved my phone. She attacked him. She did. That was a death. text. I'm going to hit his foot.

Oh no, I'm the crow. I got my ass kick. I'm going to send him to the crunder worlds. Yes. Stop putting it there. When will he learn? Cover your feet up. No deal. Yeah, Nick has his feet out. I'm going to text him. No, they're in, they're in sandals.

That means they're out. You have like two straps over your feet. They're still contained. 80% of your foot is out. That is not contained at all. It's not contained. It's not contained. He found the phone. And now he's watching the evil video. Nick's wife? She found the phone and she is attacking his foot. Oh, this is what will end him because he's not invisible.

Yeah. Yeah. He whispered an evil secret to her. That'll really, yeah, because everyone knows exactly what happened. Really, that's just, she's the criminal. Oh, oh, my crow. She was my crawlmate. Crows mate for life.

Why did you make me stab you? Watch this. Okay, also, so it didn't fall of his foot. But Nick is propping his phone. He said, watch this. He tested Nick, die, bitch. And his phone fell over. I'm about to go crow mode on your ass.

Go chrome on him. I didn't do it. I just laughed at it. So he's going to kick your ass? Yeah. He's not to come over here and let you beat the shit out of him. Oh, shit. You think about that?

Phone has gone. Yeah, I whispered something in the Nick's phone. And it killed him. Oh, my God. Hang on, hang on. I keep getting text. Let me put my phone on, do not crow. Look, there's a crow, and it's trying to tell him to go crow mode.

You think you can't put the jacket on and still walk around and start crying, but that's exactly what he does. He gets the jacket, and immediately is like, ooh. Do you think his love is still pure? It better be. It's the only way he has crow powers. Whoa, that's abstract. Whoa, now we're, now we're crowing. Another crow.

The end. Hey, what is this? That's a phone, dude. I found this phone. Someone said it kept falling on this guy's foot. Is that Nick's phone? He didn't, he didn't set it there. Somebody texted and fell,

flew out of his hands. I like that. Like, I don't really, I'm not, I'm barely following the plot. But I know enough about what's going in. And if you were sitting in the theater watching this with no distractions, you would be just as informed. Right, yeah. Okay.

I know that for some reason, they're tied up with this guy and they're trying to bring him down and he's a bad guy and he's the crow now. Maybe. So he's crow guy. Other guy is whisper guy. Uh-oh. There's whisper guy and crow guy. Now he's going to go full crow on him. Yo, get him.

Finally. Crow him now. Finally, it's time to crow. Okay. Okay, this is like one of the few, like, awesome action scenes. Yeah, get him. Yeah, he's so good. He's so good at fighting.

Now he'll get up and fight back. Okay. Oh, fuck. Right in the eye. Oh, good. Now he's up. Oh, now he does something. Here we go.

Crow mode! Yeah, pull a shirt off. Yeah, now we can see his meth body. Oh. Oh, never mind. His love is no longer pure, Jordan. No. Because he's mad at her?

Yeah. Damn. You're not the woman that I thought you were. That one thing that that crow guy told him. And then he was like, oh. Anyway, here's a full back. Good thing that tub was full. Yeah.

Dude, he just keeps winning. He gets his ass. The power to escape death is no longer within him. Nope. The power to die is certainly within him. That's a superpower. The chat is so confused. What are you talking about, dude?

Shotgun is my only weakness. I mean, I'm rooting for him to die so this movie will end. 62% An audience rating by the way How? 62% of people are stupid Bro, people got crow rot Well, the jacket didn't get wet

He didn't have any clothes on Did it spill on the jacket? I don't know But his love isn't pure No This guy is so pissed off I told you one thing What?

Also, Jordan, that's not a meth body. Okay. I thought I was smarter than this. That's crazy. Really? Hey, asshole, you're here. Like, I'm not asking you. BRB getting mad.

Is that a meth body? I should do meth. No, the cratum. It's a cratum body. It's called the cratum cut. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Oh, my God.

That's nuts. Should have been the Bambaor. Metallicat, that's fucked up. So why the cat's green? Yeah. Oh, I feel like I'm breathing now. Just breathe. Push him again.

Hey, rule of threes. It'd be really funny. Also, push. Also, again, there's nothing I can do. I told you this and you wouldn't be able to go back. And you did it and you can never go back. That's it. Except.

But really? Okay. Well, this changes everything. My God. He said the magic word. Oh, my God. Do you mean the woman you just lost faith in and lost Chrome out over? Now you're going, mine for hers.

He just turns around and goes, yeah. I saw her grubies. I thought she was going. down. Yeah, to a bad, bad place. I thought that was up. Not in the, it's a bad movie, that's why. They don't follow the rules.

They don't follow logic. They don't, yeah. I would rather die than keep watching this. Perhaps suck a cook. Would you rather bilk? Wait, the crows are speaking. Oh, the crows are all in. Your offer is.

accepted. The crows agree. This is his Batman Begins Moment. It's a cronado. It's up to the crow. Hurrah crow. Where are you going? You're missing. He's becoming the crow.

He's either peeing or peatzing. He's going to get his ass kicked again. Hey, I got to stab you. He's getting stabbed. He's going to get stabbed even though he's dead. Oh, no. he's giving him his black crow blood where it's like

Oh he's gonna give him the goo? I don't know I thought he already had the goo He's giving it to him again Oh that was the foreshadowing was the jacket It's goo Yeah the end falls off Yeah

He comes back and it's just as goo Dude thank God for that pizza It made it worth coming here Yeah Whoa whoa that picture rules Yeah So was the horse okay or what happened That's good too

the barbed wire is within him now dude he's cut as fuck why do they have to do this exactly is how the only way to send him back this is the soul swap okay now he becomes the spirit of vengeance but he can still he can still die

yeah he will move between worlds yeah he's getting his crow mode back Just like them. Just like the crows. See, he's always had crow mode. He's never used it. He is the crow. And now he's like mega crow.

Dude, how cool what it meant if this happened 30 minutes and in the movie? Yeah, I also thought again, even at this point, knowing shit movie, dog shit movie. But still even hoped, why doesn't he have the shit on his face? Yep. That was the person. It's like, oh, now he's going to look like the crow and he wakes up. No. He doesn't.

Only in the crunder world. Am I more ripped now? Time to go die some more Like what This could have been the whole movie Is he stronger now? No, he's just not a fucking idiot Now he's just like

Me, Crow, use gun You know the thing that you were ready for 40 minutes ago? An hour and 10 minutes ago? He's doing it now. Oh, beat his ass. It could have been It could have been action schlock shit

If this was the whole movie I would have been crowing Yep But it's just The movie sucks too bad and it's too late It's way too late I could never tell someone like Hey just wait for it

There's two scenes that are pretty good Yep that's one of them Here's just dead bodies He's so casual next to his buddy I know Also funny Like we've been doing that show the whole movie. The whole movie.

Like, that's why the original Crow, it honestly, they just, it also it annoyed me more. He's also not had any personality. It annoyed me more that there were two good scenes. Yes. Because it told me you could have done this whole time. If it was crap the whole time, it would have been like, they didn't know what they were doing.

But it's like, why is it at the movie? What you just saw, there is a scene that is going to happen in this movie that you are going to be so into, we are going to be so loud about. If you forget about the rest of the movie and just see that one scene and think it's the movie, you'll think the crow is awesome. Yep.

I think worried Tulip has a point, like, much like the crow, we had to suffer first. There you go. Cry later. Later. I thought I said crow. He spelled later on. He's spelled ladder. And look.

Michael. Yeah. A little bit. We had to know his pain through like the pain. That's the whole fucking movie. Through the pain of watching this movie. We have to know his pain. We need to see him die 14.

So he just takes a bunch of ink and start. putting it on his right also use your crow blood use your crow blood use your magic crow blood not tattooing just tattooing that just sitting there the substance no it's a it's an origin story you know it ties in because of the tattoo

it's that tweet about surf Dracula where it's like in the 90s there would have been a show called surf Dracula and that guy would have been surfing every week but now everything's a prestige TV show and surf Dracula would have been nine episodes to get the origin of his surfboard and then the very end

would have been him on the surfboard. That is just what media is now. Everything's like an origin story. It sucks. What the fuck? Here's a samurai sword. Cool. Hey.

Hey. Yes, it is. Well, it's like a, it's like a Sapuku sword. Yeah, that's a short one. That's the, um, what do they call it? It's like their second weapon. This, it is cool.

Oh, yeah. The short is the crow. Oh, I'm after it. Oh, well. Hey, post Crow Jordan again No, you don't have to see it. Yeah, it's so good. A DeLorean!

Not that. Post-Crow Jordan. That's a DeLorey. Waka-Maiashi. That one? No. This music sucks. Face Jam was the origin story

100% eat. Yeah, but ours was good. That's why you pay us money now. I'm just saying. Goodbye. No one will ever post Crow Jordan again. That's not Crow Jordan. Yeah.

Damn, that's pretty good. That's weird. What are you talking about? That's good, dude. You got to show that to Holly. She's gonna think you're so hot. Yeah. And then Coleman would be like, kill me.

He's beat my ass. This rock. She's going to keep my ass. J.D. Vance. Oh, J.D. Vance Crow. Changed nothing. He's walking down the street with no shirt, black all over, his face and a samurai sword

and a little one too it's not like the second there it's the only one he has yeah what is about to happen this is could have been the whole movie all right I just want you to keep that in mind every time Eric and I have ever said crow moat since this movie came out this is crow

yes that kind of look like Leo messy for some reason I love that I want to get a tattoo of that you're about to witness Crow mode one of only two good parts

of this entire movie you just saw the first one yeah this is just like that scene in the fifth element it makes you

realize like Chris Tucker like why wasn't it oh it could have been and it's such a bummer yeah it could have been John Wick but Crow

it could have been John Crow yeah John Crow what the fuck what the fuck you see boys Oh, nice. There we go.

Leo, no. Oh. It's so graphic. Oh, he's still alive. He's twitching. He's had this power. The whole movie just didn't do anything. That guy looks like when they did Charlie Brown on Broadway or whatever.

Oh, yeah. What's wrong with his hair? I'm going to crumb. Dude, he heard you Yeah, hey, guess what? It doesn't fucking matter. Get crowed. Why would you jump out and forward and not backward?

You have a gun. You know what I mean? I better get closer. Here I go crowing Here I go again on my crow Back on my crow shit Oh Oh cool

Oh God You can't kick my ass Not anymore Better men have kicked my ass You're no truck He also looks What Oh

this is what we were talking about this could have been the whole movie this should have been the whole movie it should have taken 30 minutes to get to this point he turned him into a cacko demon broke out Freddy Fasbaird she uses the little theater binoculars she's like I see the crow

That man looks like an adult baby Also like even in his full crow mode He still looks pretty silly Yeah like Bill Scarsgarde looks lame Yeah I mean he is silly but he is still going crow They should have They should have made him look like the other guy The OG

Stop annoying me Again you saw what he just did Why would you walk towards him? Right? It's a gun! Get away from him and keep shooting him. Oh man, it would have been a cool moment for both of them to fall down the stairs and he, like, puts himself back together. Nice.

Crubbed stomped This is like that scene in American History X This could have been the whole movie Like all this schlock and horror and everything This part rules yes This looks like a final fantasy cutscene Yeah, yeah That guy shot him so hard he started sweating

Yeah, he was pulling that trick real hard Why would you get close? Who I gotta make sure We got them Ra! Nice. They show everything.

Oh, yeah. I just can't believe a world exists in which the director wanted this movie to be this, but also everything that came about it. Can you fathom if you just saw this scene and then imagine what this movie was like?

Yeah. I told so many people, you don't need to watch this movie, but you need to watch this part on YouTube. This rocks. Do it. Do it! Yes! Oh, wait. And then... This... Give me a hug!

Oh! Ah! Ha! Ha! That's a easier way to do that, but okay. She pulled that out. Oh, you put back in. Oh, he's about to remove it again. He just fell He just fell on you He's using himself as the sword Yes, it's awesome

Anyone else? Anyone else? And that'll never happen again. No, it's over? You are going to be so fucking mad The rest of this movie. That's it! I'm gonna set expectations now.

It doesn't stay this good. No. That was over? That was it. It's Krover. That was it for that. Yeah. There, Nick, how much more is left in this movie? How much more, Nick?

We're at an hour and 24 minutes. So, credit's like 20 minutes, 25 minutes. Coconut Head asks a good question. Do we have another ad? No, unfortunately. Do you have anything else to record? Uh-oh. Oh, no.

She's not even getting to get whispered. She's just going to get got. Does he go chrome on them? What did she do to deserve this? She's been loyal. Yeah, to him, but he does not care. Oh.

He cares only that the power to defy death exists within him. This is true. Mm. Hmm. well that's awesome okay it was so pretty good

I forgot about that was so pretty good I forgot about that yeah I mean he still died pretty quick also it still would have been pretty cool if he had just done that you know he should have just started chopping all his limbs off yeah yeah stuff

make him suffer a little bit Wish somebody would just shoot the screen, you know? Oh, so intimidating. This has been the worst movie I've seen with this group. Can't wait for the next one. It's impressive that they're getting worse, you know? Yeah. Better than Craven, though.

Yeah, that's true. Craven had nothing redeeming. No. There's nothing we could really make fun of with the Craven. I think it was even longer. too. Yeah, it was. Yeah, I think it was like 2.20. 16 years later. When's the rhino show up?

Don't be stupid. This is my first movie and why do y'all keep choosing bad movies? Because we saw them and you have to too. And what are we going to? If we watched a good movie together, what would we get out of it? But also, I don't want to talk over a good movie. Exactly. I don't want to hammer. A good movie? What do you watch? Hey, this part's really good. And then be quiet? Like, what's Stanley Tucci's worst movie that we could watch? Hmm. Hmm. What was that? Let's watch the lovely bones. Yeah. Was he in that Netflix movie where they couldn't look at stuff?

Burger Box or whatever? Yeah, that one. Was he in that? Was that him? I don't know. I couldn't look. I think that's Sandra Bullock. I know she's in it. Oh. I get the mixed up. All the time. I was just saying. Hey, check it out. Remember the Stanley Tucci door at stage five? Oh! Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.

Yeah, I've seen Morbius. Rather, rather. Oh, yeah, Morbius. Morbius would be like a decent bad one, but I like looking forward. Yeah, right? We keep watching new bad news. We've got to find new bad ones.

Yeah, we already tricked Sony into bringing it back. Hey, check it out. I've been pretty. impressed the end. Hey, hey, check it out. Two heads. I would just think this is part of it. You would touch to me. He'd like t-shirts. Chris, Chris Tucker's character from Bith elements out there. Corby! Corby! Corby! Corby! Corby! Corby! Corby, my man! Corby! Corby! Corby! Corby! Corby! Oh, she's alive.

Great. No, she's invisible. Yeah, it said that. Like a monster? Nick isn't losing it. Nick's going to be me of the end of Craven. Oh, I should start sinking now. You should have started singing about 40 minutes ago.

Hey, you know what, though? We got that ad. We got the ad done. We got that ad and we got some pizza. And we're going to get a goon jacket. What the fuck? What? The fuck with that.

What is it? I missed it. It's you. It's you sucking on corn. It's you when you put the mic inside the mask and you're sucking it? He likes corn on the cob. But it's corn cob me and you're sucking it the long way. He likes corn on the cob. And now that's all the chat is.

I love that. Don't worry. You'll see this when you edit it. you'll see it a lot you can still go in God I love that we recorded an ad in the middle of this like that is that's so fucking awesome

oh my god and also didn't miss anything no also came back just in time for the best part of the movie yep also one of them here um was was the bad guy not there no he wasn't he wasn't he left

so we did all that for nothing yeah basically did we get information on where he is I don't know what she said It was literally Oh she said he said his manner Oh yeah okay So she told him he was

It's pronounced manor That's pretty good I don't know why it is Right That's just what people call it here I guess Okay That's not how you say it anywhere else

Burn it might be named after someone And that's up Yeah I don't know Because it's spelled like a manner But I moved here And everyone kept saying manor And I went I guess that's how you'd say.

Whatever you say, guys. Okay. Sure, yeah. Guadalupe. Yeah, you got it. Burn it. Yep. It's gloop.

Guadoloup is the one I have never like... I just have to call it Gawad. Yeah, I just called Gaud. Yeah, I just call Gaudelaide. I can't, yeah, I can't, yeah, it makes me feel that. Bada loop, eh. Why? Man Shack.

What? What do you mean? Weird-ass state. All right, are you guys ready? Weird as a way to put it. For the climactic conclusion of DeCrow. I saw it. I saw it.

I saw an Instagram like meme and it was like it was like a comic split and it was like a girl on the phone she's like I'm in a really bad state right now and the guy in her name was like Texas dude I saw a TikTok that was really great

as this girl she was like clearly in the middle of crying and she goes smells like the matter dog in here I said it smells like the matter dog in here that's pretty good

And then it ends. All right. These guys brushing his hair. Oh, cool. Getting pretty for the showdown. For the crow down. We start with 215 people. It's 208 now.

That's disgusting. We only lost a handful of people. We were begging for 49. Oh, yeah. The color matches way better. The green mustache is disgusting. All right, here we go. Crow him.

Who gives a shit? Literally just kill him. Before you can whisper in your ear. What will happen if you whisper into the crow? He's going to whisper as the first time you hear what he says. He's going to go, peepie, pooh. It's like some sort of smiling friend's character. I just wanted to say, thank you very much.

Doesn't it hurt? Aren't I hurting you? Flesh and goo. I really like that this guy like gets in his head because he's just an idiot. Like he's an idiot. Yeah, just keep killing. Go back to Crowbone. Just keep killing.

Look at how saddy. It's such a moron. Dude, you went through the whole crow ceremony. Yep. You know that it's. going to work. Do you don't believe this guy? What?

My love is pure. The Sarah Chromy. Yeah. No, the pearl is like the end product. Right, like a seed. Why is he even hearing him out just kill him? Right, he's a fucking idiot. He's an idiot.

He's a moron. He burns nothing and he's a morrow. Dude, look at what I'd become. I would look up and go, I'm awesome. I'm troma. Honestly, I'd open my jacket and go, holy shit. And then cut this guy's head off. I'd be like, the only thing I'm missing is my goon jacket.

Goon this. Dude, that was bogoonery. Right in the crube. You're touching my nipple. That part's cool. I like that part. He does feel it all. That's cool.

Befoo, I'm a bit of there. I'm a little bit of a little. Beepoo. I hate what? The goo. The goo. He's sucking the crow out of me.

The horse. Don't somebody think of the horse. He's crumbing. Giving him a crow job. The crow's like, don't listen to him. K-Sex has less steps than this. Thanks, the cook-sucker.

It's not that complicated at rain. Oh, man. She's been gone most of the movie. Which has been like a day. This whole movie's team plays in the two and a half days. Yeah. More if you think about the horse. She was the horse.

The horse was fine all along. What? And so is he. The horse is a crow. This movie should be called the horse. That would be awesome. That's a sequel. Oh, wow.

Into the crow zone. He missed her for less time than he knew her Which is insane to be honest That image is crazy This is where I got This is where a guy keeps shoving you Prepare to get shoved And now he'll shove you

It's where you fall into a puddle over and over Maybe he'll figure it out faster Uh-oh Oh, creels. Crowleaders. Crocodiles. Just step out of the puddle? Yeah, move.

Dude, the darkness, that game was awesome. That game ruled. He got shoved. Yeah. How do you like it? I'm the one who shoves. Damn, Eric's back. You should have done this in the bedroom earlier.

Right? Yeah, you could have done this in non-cro world. Yeah. Saved us all like 10 minutes. He's beating the shit out. This is what you guys did to me. See you there. he sent him to the rooster teeth subreddit

enjoy the karma I'm a hero is this how he dies in naked gun it's close there's a similar ending battle the horse we free her

he was sucking on your head grub cripple cripple Oh, shit. Is it finally Krover? Krobe on the cop. Oh, what the fuck?

Are you the guy I just pushed down there? What the shit? What? Wake up, shut up. I had a Diet Coke and it wasn't big. It fit in my hands perfectly And then I realized I was giant

Everyone could perceive me Now Now don't forget That they did a soul swap Where it's his soul for her soul So now he's got to go down But But he only had to do that

What have you done? You look awesome. He only had to do that because he was a fucking moron. Yeah. And got his ass kick too many times. He got nothing from that except another chance. Yes. Right.

And then now, so they could be together right now. And everything could be fine. They were like, you're fired. He's like, I'll work for half paid. Yeah. But he's a fucking moron. That is all this is, is that he's a fucking idiot. Well, will they call him back if they,

need him? It wasn't very chivalrous of him to, you know, not have pure love for her. She doesn't know that part, though. It's all his fault. Check it out. She's back.

I'm so glad they were working on her after she suffocated two days ago. Yeah, it's like now back in time, but also crow guys there. It doesn't make any sense. He is an angel. But he's dead. Right.

So now just straight up, went back in time. Yep. But everyone's dead. We killed, right? Probably, somehow? Don't ask questions. Okay. Crow.

How does that work? Look, because the hand it has the tattoo. Oh, it did happen. No, no, cry. Cry later, Shelly. Just cry later. Crump. Cromp.

What a stupid-ass ending. What a stupid ass whole thing. Her name is Shelly? It's romantic if you think about it No No Zadie I think was the first girl that got killed Yeah, she was With a much cooler name

No they won't The first girl should have been Shelly and her name should have been Zeyt When she dies and burns in hell She's gonna wake up and go Oh I want some crate them and then die immediately Oh yeah she's gonna OD the next day His love is so pure

I'm just gonna walk down this crack Do you think she's crow pregnant Cregnant? I'm carrying crow So what? He just hangs out here in the crow Yeah, until the fucking sequel The horse The horse.

Well, 62% baby! Well, boys? The Cro-Dets. What did you think of the crow? Hmm. I thought at least I was prepared for what I was going to watch. I was disappointed in theater because I was hoping it was that John Wick Crow mode.

The whole movie. I didn't go into this going, it's going to be awesome. I was like, he's probably like, he's going to kill a lot of people. I was like, he's going to kill a lot of people. And then the whole movie's him getting his ass kicked and dying.

Not understanding. what's happening to and for him and then going, you didn't have to what's going on? You didn't have to pat it. You could have to start with them in love. Also, also, right? I assume like, okay, they probably didn't have the budget to do that crazy action the whole time. It didn't need to be an hour and 50 minutes. It could have been the 90 minute movie with half crow mode.

Yeah. It is crazy. How that is crazy. It's crazy. Dude, the the first act makes no sense and is so bad. like I think they may it it feels like they shot this movie in order and then like forgot what they were doing because the beginning is trying to be like Tumblr love story and then it kind of like keeps going and you go right what was this is the worst movie I've seen yeah and then it goes on and it becomes like crazy action thing dude it is yeah bizarre someone said Michael Crow for Halloween whoa maybe if we get that goon jacket yeah I feel like I feel like if I Halloween, I got to do crow jacket. Yeah. Oh, that's true. I want the goon jacket, but if I'm going crow mode Halloween, you could be, I need the leather with the face paint and shit.

It could be your AU. Oh, yeah, where's the go goon jacket? Everything's the same, but he wears the go goon jacket the whole time. It's my head cannon is this. See, I want the go goonjacket to be a goon. Yeah, if I crowed for Halloween, I'd go crow mode. Sure. I get it. Sure, sure, sure.

Well, boys, we did it. That sucked. Nick. I'm sorry to Nick. That was terrible. That's how you spent a Friday. I'm blown away. Thank you, everyone who survived.

Yeah, we appreciate you guys. I think I died halfway through, but I'm the crow, so it's fine. Yeah, that's fine. Well, you... He did it for nothing! Nothing happened. There was no reason. My love is pure, so...

I'm not in danger. Watching that movie again was terrible. My hatred for the crow is pure. Watching it with the chat was fucking great. Doing an ad in the middle was great. That was so fun. I had such a good time because that was a fucking mess.

Thank you guys for watching with us. If you're watching this later, you can be a part of these watchalongs and everything else we do on Discord. Patreon.com slash 100% eat. It's where you get into the Discord and then you get all these memes and more. This is not relegated to these watchalongs.

This is what happens on the Discord. It's every time. This is what the Discord is and they're freaks. You're little freaks. They're little freaks. all that. What I say. Guys, enough is enough.

All right. We were having fun and then you spoiled it. Oh, man. The crow blade. So sick. The movie could have been that. It could have been a crow with a knife.

This is always how the discord goes during these. But yes, this is how the discord goes just weekly when our episodes come out. Yes. There's a similar, whoa, look at that. Yeah, Shazes. There's a similar.

Eric ruined the. There's a similar level of memory going on at any given moment. It's so good. It's so good. Guys, thank you so much for watching with us. Yeah. Thanks for being part of this. Thanks for spending a Friday with us.

We'll see you next time. Check out the podcast. We have some good episodes coming up. Some with Gracie. Some really going off the deep end. Some good ride-alongs coming up, too. Oh, my God. Some good Michael Jordan podcast.

Absolutely. All right. Thanks, guys. So see you next time. Bye. Jordan, hit him with it. That's where you cut.

That's where you cut, Nick. That's where you have to go to the desk. That's where you will cut. Crow me, kill me. Kill me.