100% Eat - The Fuggler of Betrayal %% Buffalo Wild Wings Fright Feast Menu

Episode Date: October 13, 2026

A Trojan Horse planted by Cheap Ass Gamer finally pays off as Our Heroes have a FRIGHTFUL time at Buffalo Wild Wings. Would vampires really not eat these wings? They're not that garlicky. They're kind of garlicky? BOO! Now who's scared? AWESOME new merch coming soon https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to 100%E, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You still probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my coach, Jordan, how are you? The house doesn't stink anymore. We don't need this. We don't stink. Oh, we did it. We might leak?

It's because I threw it on the ground. It's worried that it's going to leak. Remember the last time that happened? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That was Boston. Dude, what were we doing?

We were filming something else. We were filming a snack. Snack attack short of you guys eating shack gummies. You two are eating shack gummies. I was in the bathroom. And then Michael. Came on me? Came on me?

And then he just, he starts going, what do I do? What do I do? What do I do? And it's just, that was awesome. You can watch that.

Fizzler. We're just the way to end a video. You can go back to our YouTube channel and watch that on our shorts. It's pretty good. There's like a little saga too. I think it's like a three video thing where it's just like, it's the aftermath and then like trying to clean it up. that would have helped last week.

Yeah, if we had just dumped it everywhere, that probably would have helped a lot, actually. That's bad. As it turned out, it was the trash. Spoiled meat. In case you were wondering. You're not. Yeah.

Yeah. And everyone's pointing fingers, but as long as they point outward, because baby, it wasn't me. Yeah, I threw the meat in the trash. I thought Jorferman's going to take the trash out. See, there you got finger pointing. If somebody had told me, I wouldn't have. But how do we get Nick involved in this?

Well, he also He also didn't help. Did Nick say he was going to throw himself under the bus? No, them. Oh, he's where I was. You both. You both fucked up. You both fucked up.

Hey, we all do it. But then we also got the TV, so. Yeah. So all is forgiven. Worked out. Hey. No fuggler needed. Speaking of which.

Oh. Oh, you're welcome. You're welcome. I brought it here so I could do it on the show. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. So, our friend Jared, cheap-ass gamer.

Enemy of Nick. No, good friend. Now, good, good friend. How many times you guys hung out? Gave us to, I hung out with Jared. We saw a digger. It was great. You saw what?

Digger, that Tom Cruise movie. Oh, you said, Digger. It's so good. I don't know. Well, I saw the trailer, which was nothing. So I don't know what the movie is. You can't, you can't make a trailer of what the movie is. Yeah, that's what I'm starting to piece together.

It's like when they finally released a trailer and I didn't like it, I was like, maybe they're hiding. It might be my movie of that. the year. It's phenomenal. I hear it's very, at least it seems to be polarizing with the critics. One critic said, it stinks! It's, what? No, that's the house

last week. So Jared gave us the fuggler of apology to make good with Nick. We did a lot of vamping to get you to open this box. It hasn't happened yet. It's just stuck. But he said, he kept telling me, but you have to open it. You have to open it. Because there's a surprise. Oh, my God.

There's a note. There is a note. Whoa. and it was hidden. It was hidden. below the fold. Should Nick read it? No. Maybe he should. It looks like the scrawlings of a madman.

Nick picks suck. Oh! You're not forgiven. Like a Trojan horse. Let me see this. Let me examine the validity of this handwriting. A Trojan fuggler. This is his.

Look at this thing. That's it. Nick. What do you think, Nick? What do you think of the fungler? I tend to agree. I mean, I tend to agree. No, we're not.

What do you mean? They picks do suck. No, they don't. They're gas station food at the time. You're what? That wasn't a Nick pick. Yeah, it was. That was a Nick let us know it was there.

Taco Palenke was good. Taco Blanca was good. I think that's your only nickname pick I liked. It doesn't make up for the other ones. Mighty Fine. Mighty Fine isn't a Nick pick. No, that's true. Yeah.

Yeah. It wouldn't happen if it was like, guys. It wouldn't happen. I agree. Just like quick trip gas station. It wouldn't have happened. wasn't for you. And the pizza was serviceable. Not the popper one,

but the regular. It was fine, which means good. No, it means fine. Servicable. You can eat it in a pinch. You can eat it in a pinch? Yeah, pinch me, bitch. Huh? I don't know. He's losing his mind.

I just, I can't believe I was a train. He wants you to go pinch him. Go, get up. I don't want to get near him. Jared can pinch you next time. You guys hang out. Jared, Jared with the Trojan. horse long play that was incredible that's awesome i don't know why he thought we would open the box hidden within the fuggler of apology do you think there's another note in this one probably not

dude nick picks are good in that one all right you think that's what absolute crickets i thought it was so that's funny um nick actually you knew this already um um but unrelated to you having inside information nick also found out by reading the comments that there was a note in the box. Yep. Right. Is that how you guys communicate? From Jerry himself, I assume, because how else would

anyone know? I tell him here, he writes me there. This is how the system works. You guys are like the worst pen pals in history. He has to buy a fuggler to let you know content pal. Jesus Christ. Well, now it's got to be something different because now all the fuggler's going to be checked. All fugglers must be checked. Yeah.

you gotta figure out how to apologize this time hey you think of something he'll come up with something he'll come up with something you'll forgive him and then you'll take the forgiving back yeah he got you that uh the Xbox 360 oh I know what's incredible which is cool because I came in and saw that sitting there I went oh this is awesome and I was like talking to Jordan about it I'm like did we get this in the package or something like I couldn't remember if we had opened it or not

it seems like a thing that someone might throw in a box type situation and I'm like I don't remember if I've seen this or not, because we were talking about, like, this is great. And then you told me later, Jared sent it. I was like, that's awesome. Yeah, Jared was like, I think Michael will like this. If I had to forgive him, I would have. He's got a preemptive, uh, apunuch.

Just in case. We don't, we don't, we don't beef, though. No, no, no, no. Not much beef, though. I like Jared. Yeah, and I mostly agree with his criticisms of nickpicks. I've had three. Mostly. Mostly.

Taco Palanket was good. Oh, but not Marcos. Never mind. Markos was fine, though. The first time. The first time. Hold on. Hold on.

What was your favorite part of Marcos? Was it going there the first time? Going there the first time? And not having the food we didn't order? Right, but it was still good pizza? What is the concept of this show to you? You keep getting dragged back into this conversation? You think the concept of this show is eating.

Oh, it's us having fun. Well, yeah, we eat. We do have fun. I'll give you that. That's the concept. Are we all having the same time? Yes. What's your concept?

Dad, put the review at the front? Yeah, you dumb, d-diff shit. We try every fast food restaurant to let you know if we need it. That's the tagline. That's the tagline. We go for a specific thing. Oh, my God. Yeah.

And how often is it wrong for you? How often is he wrong? Let's go back to insomnia. A lot. Dude, we're never going back to insomnia. Well, it doesn't exist. Holy shit. Dude.

Oh, my God. Does it not exist? Not here. Oh. Did we see it in New York? Yes. Okay. Did they have one?

Yes. I went to it. We walked by it and Nick just started going, open the handle. Go ahead, try it. See if cattle comes. See if Kat can try it. I tried, I tried Chip City when we were out there. Oh, hell yeah. And then a month later, all the Chip City's closed.

Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, no. It was, I felt that. You are not the harbanger of good. The first thought I had was, it was me and Holly, we went there, and, like, the two girls who were working there were having so much fun, which was like, kind of nice to see. Yeah, they loved working at Chip City. Can't be successful.

And my first thought when I heard all the jobs. Chipsy's like, oh no, what are they going to do? They were friends. They were having so much fun. They were friends having fun. Probably dead. Yeah. In New York?

Dead. Yep. I would just, I would go in there and just try to run it myself, you know? Do it for the love of the game. Is that right? Nobody paying you just doing it. Damn. That's pretty cool.

What about Buffalo Wild Wings? Would you just try to run one of those yourself? No. I would turn a Buffalo Wild Wings into a Chip City. Oh. Do they have the infrastructure for that? That'd be a lot of space. You could probably fit four.

This is both of a wild wings that we keep going to. It's fucking big. It's big and it's always crowded. Crowded with ghosts. There's always at least two other people there. And maybe there's sometimes a secret person in the bathroom. Dude. Well, it's not a secret once you get in there.

It's screaming on a toilet about closing business deals. It's just so. loud in there, man. But they're adding new activities all the time. There's always something new at Buffalo Wildways. Yeah, have they always had the little pay on the little kiosk thing on the table? Yeah, yeah, I believe they have had those for a while. Nick started playing

games on. I should have let him play. You guys I sat down and it was on where I was like Nick, playtime. I wanted him to play. He did start playing it. I didn't take it away. You did. The waitress took it away and I thanked her. That was really funny. We were all.

She just, she like, looked at him grabbed it, kept looking at it, moved it to another table, turned it around so he couldn't see it. She don't want him like out ordering. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's true. Yeah, that checks out. That checks out. Yeah, remember we helped her by ordering the drinks. It's true. I think that I think that's why she took it away. She didn't want him to play with it. She wanted to force the issue. Or go through me. She wanted to force the issue. Yeah. Yeah, she's strong armed us. Yeah. She did. She's like, you're not ordering through that. Motherfucker.

I have nothing else to do. You have to order for me. Yeah. Please get this. I don't work at Chip City. I hate my job. There's one guy here, and he's already ordered his food. It's over for Buffalo Owings.

Yeah. What do we get at Buffalo Owings? Michael? I don't know. It says on the sheet. It might say. Mini corn dogs. No, yeah, we got that also.

Yes, we did. Don't fucking say no to me. It wasn't part of it, though. Cheese curds. That's what we got. That was part of it. Margaria. That was also part of it.

Sangria. Our last Buffalo Wild Wings episode We want to go up here Fright Pinyons? No, above that. What are your friton our whistle? Above that, you went down. Today we're reviewing Buffalo Wild Wings.

Yeah. No, and then there's no. Fright Feast menu. Oh. It's a fright feasts. What I was doing was verbally putting my fingers in your drink. Yeah. Good video.

Playing with my bat until you put your fingers in my drink. That sounds good. You guys were doing what? I played with his bat until I figured it. Dude, he tried to do the same thing to me. He tried to play with your bath at the Mighty Fine when I was washing my hands.

Oh, he didn't know, he did. I thought we were helping. He got wet and wild. He got in there. Yeah, he did. I'm helping you. Yeah, so it's a spooky, scary Halloween menu. Yep.

Was this scarier than the Jack in the Box? Treehouse of Horror thing? Ooh, neck and neck. No, I think it looks scarier. Yeah. It did look scarier. The food specifically looks scary. Yeah, yeah.

It's a cool cup, though. Yeah. Where's your Martin Simpson cat cup? Oh, I took it home to de-goo it. Oh, smart. I did as well. Yeah. I just haven't gotten around to it.

It took a lot. Oh, it was a lot of de-going. It was scrubbing and scrubbing. I had to do like a couple layers. Does it still smell like goo-gown? No, I finally got it out. Okay. Because then it was a lot of soaking.

Yeah. And then you just got to like rinse the smell of. I had to use the same like soap you used to clean the ducks. You know, the oil spill ducks, dawn, whatever. It's like, you got a dirty duck? You got a dirty duck. Oh, that's my dirty duck soap. You got a dirty duck where you're playing with your friend's bat.

They have been riding the co-tails of cleaning those ducks. Oh, yeah. Like, forever. They figured it out and they went, we're the duck cleaning soap, dude. That's what we do. Do people remember, like, because it was the BP oils? It was, it was the huge oil spill. And then that's the first time I saw them using soap.

They had to, like, spray ducks to the hose or whatever. And now the duck is part of it. of their like, well, Dawn did it too, right? Yeah, yeah. They made the spill. It was an inside job. Yeah.

They were like, they cut the tanker. We gotta sell soap. If we, if we crash this tanker, we can sell so much soap on the back of ducks. And we might be able to make a movie

with Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, hell yeah. Duck Hunter. Yeah. What was the, was it the oil rig? What was it called? Deepwater Horizon.

Yeah. That was pretty cool. Who else was in that? Isn't there like one other person? I have no idea. A two people movie? No, I feel like there's one Mark Wahlberg, one guy and a whole lot of dogs.

Mark Wahlberg is all you need. It stinks. T.J. Miller was in it, but he got killed off really quickly. No. Michael Bay hated him. The part he would play. What do you think he did that made Michael Bay hate him? It wasn't funny.

He talked. He talked. He wasn't funny. You're not funny. Die. Didn't he call him a bomb threat one time? He did do that. Yeah.

Well, allegedly. Allegedly. I think. I mean, I get what you're putting down. I think it was him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I know what you're talking about. If it wasn't, it was like, it was like, he blew up deep water.

If he didn't, it was like, no, no, no, I didn't call it a bomb threat. I made a call and I talked about a bomb. Like, he was definitely him, a phone call, and a bomb. Yeah. We're walked into a bar together. It's something like that happened. Live the long face. Which is also funny because, you know, like, directors have like, you know, complete control on set.

Like, it's their movie. But a lot of times, you know, they don't write the script. You know, sometimes they do. I'm always curious, like, how much control? So it's like, you know, was he supposed to be in the movie? And he just went, now you're dead. Right. Get out of here.

How do we kill this guy off? We'll blow you up. That's what happened. It reminds me of like season one. Die. Season one of Deadwood. Like the reason they killed the kid is because, oh, was it season two? Yeah.

So the reason they killed the kid off is that like, apparently his parents were a nightmare to work with. His parents were annoying. So the showrunner kills the kid. And like, they're going to shoot it. And then he goes into the trailer, was it Timothy Oliphon's trailer? And he just went, we're killing the kid. We're killing the kid. Here's why it's good for you.

And he explained to him how this is going to benefit his character so he could get him on his side immediately when they were about to kill this kid in this show. I'm like, that's, that guy is a genius. That character, the kid character in the show anyway. That didn't do anything. It was just nothing. And I can see that too, because even that's like a TV show. you know, it's like ongoing. It's in between seasons.

You decide to kill this. Movie is like, no, actually, you die. Right. You're not in this movie anymore. Is that like against contract or? New pages came in. Yeah, yeah.

Get out. Boom. Leave. Uh-oh. I saw a thing with John Grisham recently where he was talking about making, like writing books that were becoming movies. And he said that Stephen King told them,

hey, when you deal with Hollywood, there's a thing that you, like, you will write this thing. and then by the time it comes out the other end it's a completely different thing. This sucks. I wonder what this is. Did Grisham write any screenplays of his books?

I don't remember. I don't remember. But he was just talking about... Sometimes they let him do that. It comes out the other end. It's completely different. And Stephen King just said, either be okay with that

or do not work with Hollywood. Yeah, exactly. That's just what it is the end. So when you're talking about like how much control does the director have, I have a feeling between them and the producers, it's total. Yeah.

It is just like... I mean, a lot of times the original writer of the script will not be on set. No, no. Most of the time, it's like, what do they need you for? And then you hire,

they'll hire another writer, like the director likes, to update the script as they're shooting. And I think that's what happens with these Marvel movies now, is that like, they're not shooting complete scripts. There's like, it keeps going on there where it's just like, yeah,

they're finding the movie as they film it. You still liking those? Dude. Before Digger, they had like a huge doomsday trailer and it's the first time I've seen one that wasn't like showing Cyclops or whatever. And it was just like, this is the ugliest, this looks so ugly.

It's so, disgusting to look at. It's so, it's gray and green, and that's it. That's cool. Those are the colors of Dr. Doomy. They are.

They are. Get him, Jared. He hates you. He was talking shit about you. Avengers Doomsday, or as I call it, Dr. Dufus. Yeah, there you go. It stinks.

It stinks. And then the camera pulls back and he's in the office with the guy who runs the stage of the Jay. keep doing this. Can you believe that? 23 episodes? We were talking about it right before we started rolling. We were watching some clips of the critic.

Nick was like, believe it. Nick was like, I love the critic. I feel like I've just seen the same four episodes so many times though because there's only like 25. Right. As a kid, it's just like, you think about a show and it's like, that was on for years. I just remember liking, listening to the character. Yeah.

I just like the sound of his voice. It sounds just like Eric. It's such a funny show. It's a very funny show. I was like five when it was out. It's no Pirates of Darkwater. Oh, right. Enough with Pirates of Darkwater.

It's not. Three days in a row now. I just keep getting Pirates of Darkwater. A vest. There's a monkey bird. I don't know, man. I know. Hang on.

He's excited or jealous. I'm not sure with. Excited. You don't have bird. He's either an enemy or an ally. Yeah. Flight of Bird. Not yet.

Not yet. Holy shit. Give it time. He's changing. Welcome. Stay tuned for Doomsday. Wizard of Oz over here. Stay tuned for doomsday.

And I do mean introducing monkey bird. Yeah, nice. So he's going to hang dogs. What do you guys think about Buffalo Wildweens in general? You guys go to Buffalo Wildweens? I don't like it. I hate it. I'm sure I've sat on this show before.

Every time we go there, I get sad. I know. I'm sure I sat on the show before. And then this is like back in my 20s. Like, hey, whatever, you go. People are going. it's like a thing you do maybe before you go out drinking

you know what I mean? Like get some food and have some like a pregame and have a beer or something. I never went to like watch sports. Right. I wouldn't even want to go there for that. I'm sure there's people that do that. Maybe that's why they're still in business. I imagine just cheap beer. Sunday pays for the rest of a week.

I guess. It has to. Yeah, it must. Yeah, because look at it on a Tuesday. Yeah, exactly. But like even that I feel like was a pretty like nice. Like I think I think that's me being nice. about it. Like, whatever. I hate it now. It sucks. Everything we go there, like, it just sucks, dude. It's getting worse for sure. It sucks.

It's a piece of shit. I mean, last time we went, they had Mountain Dew beer. Yeah. Yeah, and he almost died. I don't remember that. What are you talking about? That was the day Eric took a header down the stairs. And then he was all woozy. There's a guy in the bathroom doing a deal on the phone. Yeah, and not

even a fun one. No? Yeah. I think that Buffalo Wild Wings still holds the sort of place of restaurant guys will just say yes to if another friend goes

I don't know man you want to just go to Buffalo Wild Wings for some reason it just lands in that spot of like no but I guess and I'll go there where else are we going to go? I'll go there before I go to other restaurants which is weird and I don't really like Buffalo Wild Wings but there's just something about like

the thought of going, I could eat some wings and a beer. Yeah, but then you get those wings and you're like, they suck every time, every time. And I don't know what it is. That's just where that lands on that sort of like spectrum of like, yeah, yeah, okay, I'm down. I was talking to my friend Robbie last week and I just said, if I said, let's go to Buffalo Wallyings right now, what would you say? And he said, yeah, I'd go. And it's like, yeah, that's just, that's how the place survives. That's how it was, but like, man, I'm almost 40 now.

I can imagine saying yes to that. You know what I mean? That's like a real Tuesday afternoon. of Wild Wings would be crazy. That ship of sail, man. I'd just be like, why? Just people talking about sports.

Somewhere else, dude. It was people just talking about sports. That's all that was on that TV. We went to a sports bar this weekend, me, Eric and Richard. Did you play? At the sports. In the sports? No, they were showing the sports and we watched the sports.

But it was a weird place where like, they were like, I don't know if this is an every day, every week kind of situation, but on this particular day, they had a polymarket activation. Nice. In the ball, like, on the ground, right? Yeah, yeah, I couldn't get enough.

It was just... And I thought, I just saw the logo, I go, that's weird. And then it's like, they got this, like, light up pylon inside. Telling you, like, the betting line. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, my God, this sucks. So it was that, and then... You're voting on the election? And then girls going around with, like, a QR code that are like,

hey, do you want to sign up for Polymark? If you do it now, you get a free shot. And it was just like, no, no, no. Like, I'll be polite and say, no, thank you. And then you can leave. I do hope that you're unemployed because we eventually figure this out and like hang the CEO. Right. But like that's not on you.

Like you're just doing a job. Not your fault. No, not. I get it. I understand this is what it is to work. One of them was the CEO. No, none of them were. You don't know that.

That's true. Hidden and that's undercover boss. Oh no. But Jordan was like so over. He's like, this polymarket thing's stupid. But don't worry because the sides of the sports. bar, kind of along, like, the perimeter, have, like, these little booths

that are ready to get set up for activations and one rolled in, and it was Zinn. They were just giving out Zin. They were setting up their wares. No. Fuck. Sorry. Then I'll go to Buffalo Wild.

But we were telling Nick about it earlier, about how they were just given out Zin and whatever. And Nick went, could he justify that somehow, like, to secretly? Like, he's like, why? They gave it away for free, and it just happened to fall into my mouth. Like, I don't, you know. That's what already happened to him once because he said that's how he got into snooose and could camel crush his. What's got a what?

Camel crush cigarettes. It's like tobacco. Like pack the lip pouches. Yeah. Oh, okay. It's like different than chew? It's less spitting, right? Yeah, yeah.

It's because it's the pouch. It's called suck. But Zinn is the pouch, but it's only nicotine. Snuice is the pouch, but it's tobacco. And nicotine. Where's the candy? There's no candy. Why?

Nothing tastes like strawberry lemonade. What? It tastes like mint. They all tastes like mint. But it was just, it was very funny to be at a sports bar now and just go, this just isn't for us. Well, it's like all the shitty like vices that are like so widely like popular now. Handed to you.

Yeah. But hey, really good tacos. Oh, those tacos were good. I wish they were handing those out. Yeah. We had to go back three. Would you have signed up to Polymarker for a red taco? What kind of taco?

Three for three. Tacos I might have thought about it. Yeah, maybe. They were really good. I would have made a burger account or something. A little barbacoa, like two biters? Oh, like some. It's a place called Descotta.

Some onion and pineapple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God, so good. So good. I love, the concept is just like, you get three, five, or eight. Yep. And it was like, they're all the same taco.

So you just order a number of them. They just slap them down and hand them out. And it's just like, did it's so good. Richard went up first and got three. So we each got one. And then Eric, when I was got three more. And then I went up and got five. He got five so he could eat the extra ones.

And we just went, what the hell? So smart. How's the salsa situation? Good. It was there was a green salsa with like a, like a Habanero onion thing. Where was it? Hooters? Yeah.

What's the, no, bombshells. Bomb shells. Yeah, Twin Peaks. I'm trying to think of all the Jack restaurants. It tilted kilts. There you go. But this is B-Dubs. It's different.

And you guys don't know shit about it. Do you guys want to learn about Buffalo Wild Wings? Do we have to? Say yes. Did we have to? Yes, we have. Yeah, Gracie isn't here. We have to.

Yes. All right, we'll do it. I'll be Gracie. You're already there, you are the Gracie. Our last Buffalo Wildlings episode was July 22nd, 2025, where we ate bottomless apps

and Mountain Dew Radler. He received an average rating of 21 and no one suffered brain damage. Everyone was regular at the end of it. Coming out the other side, one person was very, very sleepy, but worked really hard not to fall asleep because it was dangerous.

but, but no brain damage. How have you been since July 22nd, 2025? Worse. Worse, I see we hate him again. I'm like the Cam Scataboo of this. I'm the 100% E.C.E. Warrior. What's your, what's your wife do when you got home?

Did you like check your brain? I didn't know who that one. She had to explain to me who that was. She had to like a total recall situation. Am I married to you or the doll? Yeah. Is it like total recall? Are you sure it's still the same person?

I have no idea. Oh my God. It's weird that all your photos together started from that day? Yeah. And all of the... Why don't you have any pictures from July 21st or earlier? It's really weird. All of the old photos of me, I have my arm over like this, but it's all cut from like the one side.

It's really strange. Yeah, cropped me out. To promote this new menu, Buffalo Wild Wings hired Sarah Michelle Geller to talk about how vampires can't eat the wings and that B-dubs is a vampire-free zone. Not since Alfonso Ribeiro. Ribeiro, it's just Ribeiro. Alfonso Ribeiro, it's name spelled weird. You're lucky, no, for TGI Fridays, have we seen a team-up of this magnitude? Hang on to your hats, millennials.

If you're lucky, you'll get Kim Kardashian promoting Charmin. Oh, that one happened, and she christened a public toilet with a ribbon cutting. What? Our mistake, carry on. She did? Yep. Did she take a shit on it? Apparently not, but...

She didn't christen shit. She didn't. Dude, Alphonseo Ribeiro, I had no idea that, like, I think at the time. years ago when we went there that he was like doing America's funniest own videos like forever he's already been doing it like 15 years that's crazy

he's like I think he's the longest I think he finally passed Tom Bergeron that's nuts nuts I think so right it's a long time I see it every time I throw my TV on and then before him was Bob Saggett there was Bob Saget

and then there was like these like two it's a couple Daisy Flintzel for like a year for like a year and then Tom Bergeron I most remember

a little bit of Bob Sagitt and a lot of Tom Berks. Yeah, Bob Sagitt's that's my Yeah, he's my America's funny somewhere. Red, white and blue, the funny things he do. He died. America, America, this is you. Did he die from going down the stairs before eating Buffalo Owings? No.

No, he didn't make it to the Buffalo Wild Wings. He died of cold death. He died of cold death. Yeah, it was, it was awesome. Everyone's high-fiving. He was in the fucking bathroom. Yeah, right? Let me tell you.

For sure. They should get him instead of a Fonser Barreau, man. What the fuck? They should have. They tried. Damn it. He didn't answer their calls. Wake up! With foot traffic down.

Oh no. Buffalo Wildlings turned to brand partnerships to get in front of customers, including one with Prangles, where they turned three flavors, Parmesan garlic, medium buffalo, and Asian Zing into chips. I remember this. The perfect snack for your friend on his second DUI. Plus his girlfriend doesn't let him leave the house on account of his house arrest. What a bitch, right?

Do you want to go to B-Dubs tonight? Oh, bro, I can't. These are the people that go to B-Dubes. That's what they're the people who are the most common denies. You know what was happening is that they must have put something in the beer because I only have, I can usually have six and it's fine. But like these must have been like crazy beers. Extra strong beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so that was my second D-U-I. So now I have to stay at home. Just probably another 90 days and it's fine. You want to bring the chips over though? Oh, never mind. My girlfriend said you can't. 90 days without B-dubs, just fucking kill me.

Log me up and throw away the key. And that's who goes to B-dubs. You know what they say about drinking at B-dubs. Is that? Hello. Yeah. Watch the ride-along. That one really got.

A Florida woman went viral after her child ate raw B-dubs chicken. Oh no. The video titled, P-O-V Buffalo Wild Wing serves your... baby raw meat. I bet it was definitely not shot in a

POV perspective as well. Right, probably not. Drew the attention of the Buffalo Wild Wings General Manager, who apologized and refunded their meal? Oh, that's good. Honestly, we're just stoked to hear that the chicken at B-dubs is raw at some point. Sauce Monkey said it just gets reheated like Applebee's.

He only goes to Applebee's for the dollaritos anyway. You ever see a sauce monkey become a sauced monkey after 13, a monkey's dozen frozen drinks, he'll bite your finger and maybe more. Along with a triple dipper. He'll spin your bat.

He's definitely going to spin your bat. Look out. We were talking about how, because we got boneless wings, the breading is always so thick that it like falls off in pieces. It's like a shell. The way you described it, where I think they make a shell of the batter

and then just put a piece of chicken in. It's so right. Like a Trojan horse. They have a little back door and they squeeze it in. And then they seal it up. And let me tell you, what's the size of some of those wings? You sure can. Like little grenades.

Dude, two of the wings, they were massive. Huge. That's why I was curious about the bone in, because they don't bread those like that. We had a whole conversation. Do you think it would be better, though? I don't know. But also, he didn't say any of that when we were ordering them. Yeah, because you were saying, he's like, what I didn't?

Whatever anybody else wants. I'm cool with whatever. That might have swooned me if you said. We gave you every opportunity to have bone in wings. Look, I made sure. You're saying if he said what he said just now, I might assuade me. Yeah. But, you know, you guys don't like to get messy, so it's fine.

Yet, I'm still sticking fingers and drinks. I do what I have. I mean, that was for him. I do what I must. That was for you. That special treatment is what he said. That was just for you. I'm so lucky.

From my heart to yours. We could have had bone in wings. We could have had it all. Well, now it's like, the breading was different? Is that what he's saying? Dang. Oh, my God. I thought the bone was the different part.

It's both. No, you can eat the bone. Chew on it like a dog, a chicken bone. A dog eating a chicken bone, regular. Good for him. Chicken bone, dog! This we're gonna, oh, you should have got the bone in and then you could have made like a chicken stock

at the end that kind of tasted like Buffalo Wild Wings. Oh, he was way too into that idea. I didn't like that. Too small, you don't get a good. Too small. I got to get that big chicken bones. We got 26 wings. We got, we did.

That was a surprise six. We ordered 20 and the woman went, we're running a promotion where you donate $5. to kids charity thing and you get five wings or you get six wings and it's like fine that's fine Eric said I need the karma yeah yeah we'll donate please farming yeah I'm doing I'm making up I've been trying to aura farm too not going well so I'm just going to rely on karma you're busy getting honked at on the road yeah don't don't worry we honked right back that was weird that was pretty good to be able to do that that felt really good to watch him

drive straight in a right turn lane and go oh fuck Watch it right along. It's a good one. Last fact already? The final fact, wow, man. We got here. It's just like, somehow we made it. It's so good and then it's over.

Sad. Like the food. That's a joke. All food can be good. It can be. Jamesville, Wisconsin police are on the lookout for two people accused of stealing from a Buffalo Wild Wing slot machine. What?

How did we do that? The suspects opened up the machine, took the money out, then fed it back in to get a pay. payout of more than $3,400. Oh, funny. What is a Buffalo Y-wing slot machine? The chicken wings do a slot machine now? Sauce Monkey says Slot machine, more like slot machine.

After a few of those dollaritos. Sloth monkey, no, get off that dirty bite. Uh-oh, you know what they say about tequila? They stole the money and put the money back in. How long were they there? How even? So they worked there? Crowbar. Who they have all nighted it open? Took the money out, fed it back in

and then got the payout and then walked out with it. Do you think the server was like, look, Do whatever you want. Just when you order, make sure it's with me. Probably, yeah, probably. The thing was, this happened earlier that day across town and, like in another city, same thing. Another B-dub? Yep.

This is how I found out and they didn't see it until today. I've never seen it before. Buffalo Wild Wings has a slot machine. Yeah. We, uh, did you, did you try the slot machine, Nick? I don't know what happened. We filmed it. We'll put it on Patreon.

on. It's a short, it's like a real short video, but Nick had a dollar. Nick had a dollar. Wish we had a hundred. Well, you had one to my payback, you know, for my payout. I got, yeah, I'm going to reimburse him a dollar from the company. He said he's going to charge back.

Yeah, he's got reimbursed. He's like, I'm going to do a chargeback. And I went, is that how cash works? Well, I thought you were doing, you were saying charge back because it took your money. Like, yeah, I thought something, I thought something was wrong. Yeah, so you didn't win. That's, I don't think that's how that works

It took your money because you didn't know the rules Yeah, it's bullshit. It should be like a slot. It should have been a slot machine. It sort of was. Instead, we found out, it was a slot machine Slash puzzle game. It was fruit ninja, you can gamble on. So I'm confused.

They opened the machine up, took the money. Yeah. Then put money and got a payout. Yeah. So they took money from a different compartment of money. Uh-huh. I don't understand how they get the money back. They got light money and then had to win. to get more money?

I don't know that they won to get more money. I think they took the money and then instead of just grabbing the cash, they fed it back in to get... I don't know. Would you get... How many monies are there? Is it like to cover their asses?

Are they multiplying? That's what I'm saying. They took the money, they have the money. I was thinking of a regular slot machine where they fed it back in and then press a button to get like the slip to get a payout. But that's not how this operates.

There's no way. This operates by stealing the money. by stealing from you. This operates by like you are, you are able to win sauce and wings and stuff. It's not real money? No. You win Buffalo Wild Wings goodies?

Did you not see that? I mean, now he's even more bad than you lost. There's got to be actual money in there. They won more than $3,400. I'm so confused. I'm confused. Maybe they took.

What are you talking about? They took it like the piece of paper and the money at the end. But then what would the piece of paper do? How would you cash that? You come back. I stole this. No, could I have it? Scouts honor.

You wrote the fact, man. That's what they, that's what the news report was. I know, I'm just saying. They stole money, used that money to play and won. Right. That's just so confusing. Opened up the machine. Let's stare at it more.

Took the money out. More information will appear. They fed it back in to get a payout of more than $3,400. What don't you get? All of it. And, and, and, and, And how much money was left in there? Do you think they cracked,

so they cracked open the machine and gambled, huh? That's what it's, that's what it's the thing you won't says. Yeah, that must have been it. What I don't understand is that this seems like a really long process. Yes, what I'm saying. Hey, are you ready to order? No. Why won't it open?

And then doing it twice in one day. Like across town. Somebody's not a problem. A stealing problem. Oh, do you have a gambling problem? No, no, no. I think that, yeah, it's like, no, I only steal a little bit. I gamble a lot.

I can stop stealing if I want to. It's just, man. Better to steal from the machine than have the machine steal from you like it did Nick. Yeah, I just can't believe. I just can't believe there are slot machines inside the Buffalo Owry. That's why I wrote this fact because I went that, what an insane Wisconsin thing. You're picturing it. It's like, huh, only in like weird places.

And then we go there today and they were just there. There they are. I couldn't believe it. And they have like their own proprietary. Nick went to like more games and there's like six or seven games that are there. There's a shitty AI buffalo on it. Well, that's what it was. That's their like their mascot.

But it looks like shit now. It looks awful. Now. When did it look good? When they used to generate it themselves. Still look like shit. It just didn't look like AI shit. And they're all voiced by Will Arnett.

It's pretty good. That's how Michael is found. Hey, I'm a Buffalo. It's pretty good. It should be the voice. It's not that great. But those are the facts. I'll workshop, but I'll come back next week.

Okay. Do you guys learn a lot about Buffalo always? Then people will be like, Eric just sounds just like we're on there. Hey, I'm a dummy. Hey. I'm a genius. Jordan's looking at the facts to see if you learned it. Yeah, I'm going over.

Hey, should we, we're toying around with an idea that I saw somebody post, I think on the Discord, where they suggested as like a perk for the Patreon is putting the format, like posting it so that people who subscribe can, can read along or like just have access to them. And I thought that was a pretty good idea. So maybe that's something we start doing. I can do that. Yeah.

I can do it as part of the post. We can do it. Like, it's a little much to call it a perk. Well, can we just call it like, we call it like slops? at this year you unlock some slops scraps I think somebody works pretty hard on this every week

the guy who's staring at it going I don't know what to see that's kind of where the conversation went like Eric was talking about like I made the joke and when you post it you can't fix it and Eric goes what would I ever need to be fixed

nothing is ever wrong why would I fix it and I was like I was just trying to think of what to say and I just went that's the spirit you tell that piece of paper and then I said it's not a lot those words can mean whatever you want them to it's all on purpose I'll post this one I don't think that widely

we've released ever the what the format looks like the only time people get their hands on them is when Gracie throws them at people well throws them at the same person over and over again at the live show just keeps nailing one person in the third row thanks I really wanted to throw my

jersey but I didn't want like a fight to start yeah that's what would happen anyway just give it to Nick because it's like it was first of all champions right you know valuable and it was a real jersey and we were in New York that a lot of people probably weren't from there they came to see the show that could have been in the spurs but I did genuinely

think like I don't want to cause a congratulations right you're going to cause a riot at the local non-local podcast yeah we we paid about $110 10 dollars for that jersey yeah

and it was all for Nick. Nick wants to shoot hoops in anyway, so it's, that's why Nick's wearing it on the fucking poster. Yeah. That was, that was a, it was like an arousal ground. We were gonna maybe think about releasing the New York Nick like sticker.

Yeah. Well said, Nick. And then Nick started telling us about how copyright wouldn't stand. Copyright doesn't work. I'll call my brother. He's a lawyer. And then you'll tell us when he says, do it. Yeah. When he goes, it's a peri. He'll pass that along. He's a defense attorney, so he doesn't know much. Wait, hold on, stop. Hmm What is happening?

I feel like he should know. He doesn't know much about copyright law. He's a defense attorney. About copyright law. About copyright law. Oh, okay. Don't hire me. He's a good defense attorney.

Saved it. Hey. I work for me. Call Nick's brother. He'll get you out. Well, he'll keep himself out. You might go in. No, he'll get you out.

No matter what. The cost's not too high. He's that kind of defense attorney. Hell yeah. He's got you. Whatever it takes. Yeah. He's got your bail.

it's up to you. Not to defend themselves. No. It's up to you to get out of the country. It's up to you to stay put. He convinces the judge you're not a flight flight risk and goes wink. He's a defense attorney that goes the extra mile.

If you lose in court, he's not done yet. We go the extra miles. Oh, man. So I put a file in the cake. Whatever it takes. There's a note. There's a note that says, from your lawyer.

Nickpicks suck. What the fuck? The fuggler of apology. I would say that's the fuggler of, I don't know, like instigation. The fuggler of attack. False apologies.

Well, we learned a lot about Buffalo wings. You guys want to learn about the food? Yeah, please teach me what the fuck we ate. You mean you didn't know that it was vampire hunter wings? That part I knew. Armed with double garlic These wings are tossed in black

garlic glaze And finished with a spicy Garlic drizzle Needs more garlic You know what's crazy What's that? It's all this garlic and stuff Somehow it doesn't taste like garlic

No, it doesn't And then but then also your mouth is like I don't know what it is But it don't taste right Nuh Like something bad is happening There's a sweetness to it Like a Korean barbecue kind of a thing

But then it just kind of like garlic is not the overwhelming flavor at all. No, and I don't know that I'd call garlic the smell either, but there's a smell, and the smell doesn't really match the taste. It's pungent. It's so pungent. It's like, mm. Stop.

The thing we ate first. Yeah, it's stank. Not like the house, but. Oh, yeah. The black garlic glaze cheese curds, white cheddar curds topped with a rich black garlic glaze for a bold garlicky bite. Yeah, that's so weird. just call that black

garlic glaze? It was black. It was glazed. It's like balsamic. It is. It looks like it. It kind of tasted like it. Yeah.

I think that's what they're using and then putting some garlic in it to call it garlic. Yeah. Did you like it with cheese? No. I think of the first thing I said was well, the glaze isn't very good

but it's okay because the curd sucks more. Yeah. Like none of it was good. And but also those are two separate things. Like the glaze isn't really good. The curd sucks more. And then the third part is they suck together. I'm eating them together.

Yeah. Strange combination. The curd sucked, but we made up for it by the glaze sucking too. It was like, what flavor is this? Garlic. Are you sure?

No. We ate those first and I think, I think the consensus was, I think the consensus was, well, maybe this will like taste better on the wing because I don't know that it works with cheese. Our thought was like, I would put this on a meat of some sort.

Yeah. That would be better. Yeah. On the cheese, I don't know that it worked. Honestly, you don't? If instead... You don't know? If instead of the-

It only worked marginally better on the chicken. If instead of the black glaze, if it was the spicy garlic one, I take that, that would have been... It's like a dipping sauce. Nick won't more of it. Did you go to town in the corner of the tray, like I said? No, I should. What the fuck? You should have.

There was a big old pool of it. There's a pool in the corner. And it was like, they need to put more on here. I'm like, this whole section over here is all yours. but he was too busy watching and make sure what sauce you were using. The fact that he knew, he said, that's his, no, that one's mine.

Well, he's always sauce away. I know, I'm just... Well, I was dipping in it. I was just making sure I wasn't double dipping. But just don't double dip, and then you don't have to think about it. But it was mine. See, that's what I'm saying.

That's so you were, exactly. And he had his own. Now, when you say it was yours, you took it off the communal tray and put it on your plate? Yeah, you did, by the way, didn't announce that's mine. Like, I had no idea that was yours.

That's why we didn't. No, that's mine. I was like, I guess I could have done that. Oh, you didn't, you didn't move it off the tray. Well, at least it was the one that was closest to you, right? Off the table in front of Jordan. Oh, it's supposed to be a ranch. Right, so move it.

If it's yours and you're the one only using it, why don't you just take it? I could use the exercise. That's why Michael is. That's why I was confused. Yeah. I was like, wait, the one in front of me. Surely, Jordan's using this. And I was like, no, that's mine.

I was like, no, I haven't touched it. What the hell? This all came from. And Nick was just like, I was using it. Because you were going to take sauces, and I just said, please take the unused ones. This one has chicken bits. And he's like, that's mine. And I was like, we're tracking that?

I didn't know that. I didn't know we had our own. The waitress was like, do you want a box? So we said, yeah, Nick will take these home. And she said, do you want lids for the sauces? And Nick, before the words are out of it, yeah. And then it was like, okay. And then Michael was going, oh, I mean, just like a few because you just take like these ranches, nobody used.

You don't want these. And then Nick started showing us what was his. What he considered it is. Not just that. It's one. But like you didn't, I'm more just like, I didn't know any were yours. You didn't say it. It was in front of Jordan and you knew which one were Jordans.

It's the fact that he was clearly keeping track throughout the whole thing. I just wanted a ranch. So I assumed nobody else was going to have the ranch. I took the ranch and put it on my plate. Right. Right next to Knicks. In front of you. But it was off his plate, so it's okay.

You made sure your sauce was right next to Nick's sauce. I wasn't confused. Clearly. I know. I was set. He was set. It was very sauce away. Hey, there's one more item.

Oh, great. The Vampirita, a crimson cocktail that bites back. Made with Luna, uh, Loon Azul, uh, Blanco Tequila, Triple Seck, Black Cherry, Lime Sour, and Fresh Lime. Complete with a black salt rim and Bat Trinket. It was good. Bat Trinket. Michael got his instead of Black Salasman. He got, uh, sugar on the rim.

And I thought that was a really smart move. The black salt was pretty good. Yeah. Like the salt was fine. I think sugar on that rim would have probably punched it up just a little bit. I like the, I thought that was a really good drink. It was good. The best thing in that building.

Black cherry in a margarita like that, I never would have thought to put that there. Fuck, I'm like, I might do that. That was good. I double checked the menu to see what it was because I was like, you know, it's like a Halloween drink. Yeah. And it's a, you know, whatever, like vampire. balls or whatever the fuck it's called. So I'm just like, this is like a sangria, right?

And I looked, and when I saw a margarita, I was like, in what way? Right? It doesn't even really taste like a bargarita. It tastes just like a blackberry sangria. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. I don't know if it was like, my stomach was empty, but like, I took a couple drinks and I was

like feeling it. I was like, whoa. Yeah. I get my bat drink it. Yeah. There it is. This is the bat he was pointing. We made a really cool video with that.

You can add it to our, uh... Whoa. Did you like that? It's pretty cool, right? Yeah. add it to our bath tub. Now we're going to stick it inside your penis. Put it in the Emmy. Open your hole. Not again. Yeah, come on. Put it near

the Emmy. Let the Emmy hold it. It looks like it has a lot of room. Then it'll be infected with the virus. Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. It's going to turn the Emmy like dark black. We got, just so you guys know, when we got there, we ordered the Vamparita first. And I didn't see Sarah Michelle Geller anywhere. She wasn't anywhere. Yeah, where was she? She's not on any of the stuff on the inside at all.

She wasn't eating there? No one was eating there. She did this real low profile. We got the vampirita. Michael took one drink and he went, if it was just this, they would be scoring barely. If we could stop now.

It's true. But it was not just that. It was not. But Jordan, some presbyterial. Let's see what they have to say. B-dubs is the perfect spot to celebrate any occasion. Now see, hold on now. They say any.

Even the bad ones. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, I've been fired. Hey, they shut down all of rooster teeth. Well, the B-Dubs. You deserve Buffalo Wild Wings. You deserve.

Hey, you deserve Buffalo Owings. Take that how you will. But they close the closest one, their rooster teeth. Says Scott Nelson, CMO at Buffalo Wild Wings. The Fright Feast brings all three to B-dubs, giving fans a fun excuse to hang wild, dig into some seriously garlicky favorites,

and celebrate spooky season with Sarah Michelle Geller. No, she wasn't there. I was screaming, where's Sarah? Bring her out here. Show her. Where are you hiding her? Buffy. Buffy. He kept saying Buffy.

He kept saying Buffy. Yeah, I thought we did not. Please watch her right along. No. Wait, yeah. No, wait, no. Fuck. Do, but then just skip some parts.

Just ignore the bits where they make jokes. Why is Heng Wild capitalized? That was quite strange, I thought. It makes me think of doing something with that bat. Also, what does it mean when he says The Fright Feast brings all three to B-D-W? I don't know. This is his first quote in the press release.

Is he referring to the three items? I believe he's... I think he's referring to... No, I guess so. Maybe the three foods. Again, the man's just consulting the faction hero. That's the spirit. Listen, I copy and pasted this part.

I'll be honest. What? It's got ever since. It's got the Your journalistic integrity. It's got feasts. I guess what I thought was all three to B-dubs and then he says

three things afterwards and it felt like he was just out of order on this stuff. Right. Number one. Hang one. Yeah, I don't know what hang wild means still. Okay, hang on. And then what's the second thing?

The second thing is dig into some seriously garlicy favorites. And then the third is Sarah Michelle Geller? Celebrate. Spooky season with Sarah Michelle Geller. Those are the three you thought? Maybe you should be the...

Okay. It brings these three things to be dubs. Right, that's what I'm saying. But then if he's not that, then he must be talking about the food. I guess. I think he's more talking about the food. Because again, if he's talking about Tare Michelle Keller, he wasn't there.

She was not there. In any way, shape, or four. I did not know. Even, even, there were TV screens everywhere. There was, uh, there were two screens that were cycling just a Buffalo Wild Wings promo stuff. And, uh, so I keep an eye to see if like, oh, okay, here's the, uh, like the promotion for this.

And it had one screen for this meal and it was just a shitty font that looked like the thing we ordered off of. No Sarah Michelle Geller or anything. She was the late edition. Also, the commercial, the commercial that they shot, the commercial they shot for this with her

is like the lowest budget. It made me just go, oh man. Oh no. It's her sitting there and going, well, it's Halloween season, whatever. going and that's why I celebrate it Buffalo Wild Wings and then it keeps cutting to a guy

in like shitty Halloween Spirit Halloween white type crap yes like what not even that good I'm a vampire it's that and it's he has fangs and he goes hey let me have a wing and she goes it's garlic and he goes and then two vampires walk in smell the garlic

and walk out he takes it by and goes no never mind no it isn't it's this balsamic and it was oh actually pretty good it was so it was so weird it was just like Oh, this stinks, man. And then she went like this. Hey, hey.

Yes. That's exactly what happened. And you hear of Freddie Brins office, I'd be like, let's go! Come on! He just started beeping the car. He's like, I gotta get in the truck and drive behind her! It all comes together.

Well, we have our review of B-Dubs. We need to hear from you in a segment we call You Review! Nick did some previews of this before we started. Did you? He was reading ahead. Which one should. Don't read ahead.

Jordan should read the book. Which one? You know, okay, that's what I was gonna ask. He wants you to read the first one. That means it's good. Well, what we were kind of trying to figure out when we were doing this is like, should I trust him or not? The way he said it, I feel like he didn't have any, like, ulterior motives.

Like he wasn't trying to, like, Trojan horse fuggler me. Because that hadn't happened yet. He's trying to Trojan host a Trojan horse fuggler you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Awesome. Okay. All right. So this first one is from Laura S.

The woman who waited on us in the bar area was amazing. However, the big fat woman who, bartending ruined this place for me. First, she couldn't make a long island tea to save her life. Then I order a Moscow mule, and she puts it in a rusted cup. And when I asked if I could have a new one in a new glass, the fat, lazy bartender poured the same drink into a new glass and tried to have our waiter serve me that.

Now, I'm not one to throw it in. So, ha! She's been very nice up to this point. The fat, lazy bartender. These are simply adjectives, Michael. Now, I'm not one to throw insults, but when you put my health in jeopardy because you're too lazy to do your job the right way

the first time, well, all bets are off. Made sure to take pictures because I had a feeling the bartender was going to do that. Even wiped a napkin across the rim to see the rust. I hope, man. can get their crap together because clearly no one cares about standards here if this is what your staff deems acceptable. She got the Moscow mule in the cup. In the copper cup.

Yeah. No rusty. And it was rusty. Rusty. You know what happens to copper when it rusts? Bro. It turns brown. It turns brown.

How stupid are you? The whole thing was rusted. This person is a moron. And then halfway through goes, now listen, I don't insult people. Except for this woman. Except for this fat moron. Holy shit. Also, do you really think...

I don't think it's that big a deal to just pour in another glass? Well, it's not, but if it's filled with rust, I think is what she's saying. This person doesn't understand that a Moskyamuel comes in a specific kind of cup. I think she thinks the rust is being transferred. Okay.

But that's my assumption. Right. Because if you drink a person is a moron. To rust? Yeah. The rust is in you. Yeah. And then you need a tetan shock.

Yeah. Become rusty. It's too late. Excepts a style. You better have tetanus or else you become rust. Yeah, yeah. No.

Sorry. I got locked job. Sorry, Nick. Ah! All right. I don't know if Nick read ahead to the second one. So we're an uncharted territory.

All right. Who wants to say you one? I'll read it. Okay. They're all long. Yeah, and this one just looks like it's just filled with gibberish

and timestamps. And W says, today, June 26th, 2019. Whoa. At the Copperfield Highway 6th location. At 11.36 a.m.

I called in a lunch order. At 1115 a.m. Okay, what? 1136 a.m. I called in a lunch order. 1115 a.m. Okay. No, it was not ready. While waiting at the pickup counter,

I looked for someone to help me. I saw a waitress across the dining room area, combing her beautiful long hair with her fingers and tossing it back and forth. You know that song started playing in my head. Toss my head. hair back and forth. That's, oh my God.

Placing a ponytail holder on it. Maybe. I was jealous anyway. I told the gentleman standing next to me when I used to work in the food industry we had to wear hair nets. He just shook his head. I told him. I hope she washes her hand before

serving the next person. LOL, just at that moment. She comes walking over to us and asked, can I help you? My soul said, hell no, go wash your hands. I quietly saying, I called in an order. Quietly, exclamation mark. Told her my name. I was praying that my order was in the keep warm oven at the counter. No, it wasn't. She said, I have to go pack it up. Me and my big mouth said to her, please wash

your hand before touching. My food. She looked back in me and yes, I'm going to. It took a minute before the other person came out with my food. The punctuation in this is wild man. He's reading you're exactly how it's written. I paid for the wings and drove back to work. I couldn't overcome how grossed how that grossed

me out. She didn't touch it. Right. All I could see was her playing with her hair and touching my food. I had to go to Randall's and get something to eat from there. Hot from there. Hot deli. The serving staff at Randall's wears

wear hairnets. I never noticed until today. Oh, my God. No more BW wings for me. Grossed out. Holy shit. A lot of commas. Shut the fuck.

A lot of commas. A lot of half thoughts. Yeah, half thought of like, she's playing with hair. Me hard. Jealous maybe. But jealous. Also gross.

Wait, what? It started out very like, you know, sexy, beautiful hair. Love it. Ew. And what are you talking about? Telling the guy at the lobby of Buffalo always, when I worked in food service, we had to wear hairnets.

I've never seen anyone who's like a wait staff member wear a hairnet. And he just goes, right, right, what the hell you talking about? And that was too just a random guy. Yeah, yeah. I imagine he just went, okay lady. Okay. Mm. Nah, yeah.

And then she's just like, he agrees with me. I will go to Randalls. Hot del. They're hot del. Oh my god. There. Spelled. Yeah, T-H-E-R-E.

I will go to there. Go wash your hands. I quietly saying, I called in an order. I quietly, I quietly. Quietly saying, I called it in order. Fucking insane. So she says, I gotta go pack it up. And then another person packed it up, I guess.

But Ann says, please wash your hands before touching. My food. Uh-huh. And she looked back at me. And yes, I'm going to. Right. I assume she's saying, yes, I will. Yeah, right.

But then also... So what's the problem? But then also, they said another person but came out with the food anyway. Well, you don't know what he was touching. He could have been touching the other woman's beautiful hair. Or someone's bat trinket. Oh!

You don't know where that's, man. You know where it's going. In and out. Yep, well, there's one more. Michael Jones says. Yeah, that's true. MJ. This is MJ.

I'll read it. Go for it. I'll read it. This could be me. Like Eric when you do, though. Ah! That's pretty good. It looks like M double space J.

It does. Yeah, big spaces here. Crazy parent allowing toddlers to do summer salts throughout the restaurant. Summer salt. Hey, what's your favorite salt? Oh, I like the summer salts. Summer salt. Oh, kind of a winter salt guy, but summer salts again.

Summer salt, two words. Crazy parent allowing toddlers to do summer salts throughout the restaurant while her youngest screamed at a highest pitch and they just carried a conversation and ignored the whole fiasco. This went on for 20 minutes plus. Wait staff had to walk around the kids crawling on the floor, screaming,

as mom ignored her kids out of controlled behavior. I then was accosted by the mom and was accused of being racist. Although, little do they know, I'm an educator for Title I schools and was more concerned about her lack of parenting

and inability to parent her children. She blatantly watched and laughed as her children interrupted other patrons as they screamed and caused the scene in the restaurant. Sadly, I was approached by the manager, Daryl, who wanted to see if I had any issues,

but clearly was oblivious of the scene that the mom had caused. He obviously did not want to address the main issue, but came to me as I was, I was, calmly sitting at my table, finishing my meal, not talking to anyone, or instigating the situation.

like the other patrons were doing. I was being yelled at by the mom and the management had nothing to say about it. They made it a race issue and it was completely a management issue on how to control your children and how to control what happens in your establishment. Oh, I won't be back again. Poor management. Hey, you get those kids to stop that shit. Well, first she said the kids were harassing the patrons and then she's like, the patrons were

instigating. They were joining them. in. It was everywhere. It was everywhere. The manager couldn't see it. And it was everyone. Everyone stood and they said racist, racist.

For no reason. And then here comes Daryl. Sticking his thumb up his ass. He doesn't know what the fuck's going around here. You can't see the thing that's apparently happening everywhere. I am not racist. They made it. She blatantly watching her laugh.

or children interrupted other patrons. Anyway, the patrons were instigating the children. What the fuck are you talking about? Somersaults everywhere, all over the place. Salt, salt, salt. Total bedlam! Whoa. This is the ravings of a lunatic.

What are you talking about? These are the rafing of an educator of Title I schools. What do you think they saw? They're just like, right. She's been teaching since the 50s. How did they think the interaction played out I don't even know, man. I don't even know, man.

You know? Yeah, it's one of those, like, driving your car, home, Wolf of Wall Street situation. Yeah. Apparently, everyone in this goddamn restaurant was in on it.

From the patrons to the children, the management. But Daryl was not in on it, but then I think he quickly, I think he quickly found out, oh, we're all against you, MJ. So I am on their side. And so we are all calling you,

racist. No, but also was completely oblivious. Yeah, what was happening. He didn't know what the fuck was happening. Ugh, poor management. Just a normal day. He's only talking to you. What does that say?

So regular. Dude. A couple of wild ones at the wild wings. Sadly, I was approached by the manager Daryl. Coming up to me where I was, I was. Calmly sitting. I'm an education. There's no way I can be racist.

I'm a teacher. insane. Yeah, that was nuts. Yep. I can't believe I wrote that. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. As a Title I educator too. Well, those are your reviews of Buffalo Wild Wings.

I was out of my mind. Yeah. But we have our reviews of Buffalo Wild Wings Fright Feast menu. Jordan, it's a spectacular time of the year. And this is only in stores until the beginning of November. What do you think? Jordan, just save ourselves some time.

100,00, right? If Sarah Michelle Geller were there, definitely 100. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she wasn't. She wasn't? No. Now, nowhere to be seen.

The drink is the best part. Drink is very good. If you're a Buffalo Owlings just for the Vampirita, you're gonna have a great time. Yeah. True. Again, the garlic glaze,

whatever that is, not very garlicky at all. Not much of anything, really. It is sweet. It was pungent in a way where I ate it and it was in my nose before I tasted it like in my mouth.

It was so... And that was on the curds. Like, because it's just a little bit. Mm-hmm. And then it's all over the wing. Oh, it's inescapable. Yeah. And they put down our 26 wings and it's just an onslaught.

Yeah. And the, the smell was so much and the blue cheese did not help it. It was like, none of the, none of the sauces. The ranch didn't make a difference. It might as well, I might as well been dunking it in water. Yeah. It was just not.

It was, oh, man, the smell was so strong. But don't worry, the aftertaste was also insane. I tried it so many different ways. I tried it just as it was like regular. And I dipped it. In your dip? Yes, it was mine. In your saw.

Okay. Yeah, my ranch. If you say so. It was on his plate. And then I was like, maybe I need one that has more of the drizzle on. Was yours on your plate? No. It was for everyone, but also only him.

I only double dipped at the end. You can have one dip. We each get one. Everybody got one and then more. It was good. He went for another. It wasn't. I got like three dips.

That go-koo. I got three dips of the Goku. That go-co dip was super good. I'm just saying. Yep. It was better than this. Yeah. But so then I tried it with like more of the drizzle.

Yeah. Didn't make a difference. I was really trying. And all the while the shell was coming off. It wasn't. Yeah. Jordan, there wasn't much to do except just try, try again.

Right. It's just we just had the one thing. There was also a comment from naked at this at one point where it's like, or no, I think you said like when you stop eating it. Oh yeah. It's like, it's not any better. It's worse. Yeah.

And so like I was, because I was thinking it was like, I looked at it. It was like, maybe you should have one more to just like get whatever's going on in my mouth out. But then I was like, no, I need to stop and get away from it. You got back here and you just walked into like the studio and went, I need like gum or a minute. I got to do something. It's so, it's so much. It's awful on the curds. It works as a topping or a sauce for wings.

If you got that in like another sauce, it would be like what you'd just be like, eh, I probably shouldn't have got this one. It was really funny when we were looking at the picture talking about like what it's going to taste like. And Nick was like, I hope they put more drizzle on it than that. I go, Nick, this is how it's supposed to look like if it were perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not going to look, it's not going to be better than this.

It was worse than the picture. It was definitely worse than the picture. There was one this big. Yeah, it was the size of a hockey puck. I was talking about the drizzle, not the wing. The drizzle was not much better than the picture. There was a, oh my God. That's how Jordan felt about the field.

He loved it. He was not. Anyway, poor run of form for us lately. But this unfortunately is like, it's a 22. 22. I feel like one of the last good things we had was Burger King. It's true. It's true.

The show has been like, how crazy is that? Yeah. That's crazy. And it was that there was that Goku sauce. Yeah, it was the Goku sauce was good. Yeah. And the nuggets were good.

Yeah. What's going on? Yeah, it's not, it would be a shock if this was good, though. It's, it's true. This is far for the course. The drink was very tasty. Yeah. The cheese curts weren't good.

The mini corn dogs weren't good either. They were, oh yeah, we didn't even talk about those. They were just, they were fine. Breadding was so weird. Yeah, they weren't good. Kind of the same thing where it's like, weren't good at all. A shell. Yeah.

The breading sucked on the chicken and the, again, it's just balsamic. It really, like, no garlic to be found. Like, it's crazy you call that, not just garlic, but they're really like, it's super garlily, so garlic-y, the vampires won't eat it. I'm just like, no, it's not. That's not what it comes across. If I'm not sweating out garlic, it's not garlic. Yeah.

So, like, it's not garly, and on top of it, it didn't, I mean, it didn't taste bad, but it did not go with any of the. food, though. It was a poor experience. It was a poor showing. Only because of the drink. I'm going to give it a 30. 30. Server was great. Server was great. It's an average rating of 26, which I believe

is up from last time, which was a 21, and that's when we mixed beer with a mountain dude. You know what? I think I might stand by that this probably is better just because it wasn't beer with Mountain Dew. Yeah. I don't really remember the last one, but I don't remember being very good.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I've try it again. You kept saying I think Chris DeMeres is my best friend. I hope he gets another pasta pass. Chris is putting out videos with Zach of them going to... Dude, they've been going to Olive Garden

Yeah, they've been doing it. Do you want to reply to that tax? No. Oh, I forgot he touched us. I figured it would be like we should like meet and like talk about like maybe... Jordan didn't want to answer unless he had a friend. Yeah. I don't want to get roped in by myself. We need a plan of attack. Yep. Just say yes.

Well, that's our rating for the Buffalo Wild Wings Fright Feast menu. I knew you would go. Maybe skip this one unless you get a vampirita. I think the vampirita is worth your time. Or you can just make a margarita and put black cherry in and it was good. Try doing that. Yeah. It might be better.

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There might be another fuggler of deception. I don't know. That sucks. Oh, you hit the paper. All right, last chance. Terrible. Well, I mean, You have as many chances as I give you suck.

I'm not giving anymore. Yeah. Whoa! Oh my God. I forget what the lion is at the end. Right? Uh-huh. Subscribe.

Yep. Tell friend. Is it tell an enemy? Yeah, you can tell an enemy. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Just tell everyone.

And then put the bat stick in your dickhead. What? That is on there, right? Can you check? The sound of silence. He'll fix it. The sound of pleasure, Nick. He'll fix it next week.

Ah! Right is down his peel. No. God, he keeps going there. All right. Last chance. Just end this. No, last chance.

Like a homeing rocket. That was the best one. Bye. Bye.