100% Eat - The Graysie Hangover %% Chili's Autumn Breeze Marg & Peanut Butter Pie

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

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I think this song is so good. No! Jordan, hit it! Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try to eat fast food restaurants to let you know if you need it. He's so upset. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Sweers.

Jordan, how are you? I'm in play mode. I'm in rest mode I'm in rest mode From Gracie mode we're in recovery mode. Hmm. That's a cool. That's a coin You got to scrape them together. Yeah They were already out of the bag I think they were out of the bag they were definitely out of the back It was that it was that noise. what are you looking at what is this Jordan now Jordan what is this now this is money before we get too far we

recorded the Gracie episode yesterday so we are fresh off a Gracie episode. But also- We're recovering from Gracie. Yes, but also, is this doing ASMR? Is this doing ASMR? Is it doing it to you? That did. That did it real good. I don't think, correct me if I'm wrong.

I took a nap, I watched a three minute video and I took a nap. Oh, I didn't even like it. I didn't like it, I didn't listen to it. I didn't like it, I just put it on. It was on TikTok, it. I just put it on It was on tik-tok. I fell asleep. Oh, I I get golf on tick-tock. I never get called Well, you don't look up golf. That's how an algorithm works crazy. I imagine you've looked at golf before I won't golf I'll never get called I

Forgot about the Fox We never figured out what the Fox was it's okay she was never gonna be able to tell us yeah I hope you didn't know what's it called. What's it cuz I know the bear. I do hope she plays Banjo Kazooie I don't know that she even was thinking of something real You know what I mean like oh, I never found it. I know that it exists. She was probably thinking about Fantastic Mr. Fox the movie. Yes, absolutely.

And thought maybe it was a trailer for a video. I do hope that somebody by this point has made fan art where Gracie is Kazooie on Michael's back like a backpack. Pointing at me like, yeah, get him. Unlike Kazooie, she would be facing the same way as me. Not the other way. She'd be turning around huge. Yeah

Stomping kicking I don't know she does all the same moves as Kazooie She's always doing like she's throwing eggs at me. Yeah, she's shooting eggs. She's doing like the beak drill and stuff um Maybe oh he's the ginjo! No, Nick is Jinjo. Yeah. Jinjo! Jinjo! Oh man. Um.

Jinjo! Alright. Peek-a-peek! Okay, there we go. There's also the, I can't remember what they're called in the sequel. They're like, they're like. Oh, what are those things? They're knockoff Jinjos, but you think they're Jinjos and then you get near them and they try to attack you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like. They start going, nngh, nngh, nngh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like... They start going, nngh, nngh, nngh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, John Joes or something. That's not right, but it's something like that. I don't think, at least in this format, we do 100% eat, where usually we do two episodes in a row, right?

Like, they come out a week apart. Have we ever done two sit-down restaurants in a row? No, I was blowing away when you said we were doing chili's. I wanted to what we did by the way Chili's peanut butter pie and autumn breeze Marg. Yeah, they were Limited they were the thing Chili's is having a moment very much right now, and it felt like oh, yeah We should like like a good moment. Yeah, yeah, okay They're in the spotlight. You saw how many people were walking in as we were walking out.

There were a lot walking in. There was not a lot of people when we got there. There was a crowd coming in at 5 o'clock when Jordan wanted to go on 35. Yeah. Just get on here! The ride along would have been a little longer. It's more like a sit along. We would still be on 35. Yeah!

Yeah. You know, Chili's right now is having this sort of moment because fast food is expensive, supply chain, blah, blah, blah, whatever. They're doing, they're doing deals. About to get cheaper. Yeah. Yeah. That's what's tariff tariffs on everything going to Chili's. Uh, the, the thing about Chili's is that they haven't had to change anything about what they're doing.

They just wrote it out long enough. They're like the Utah Jazz. They could even increase their prices 10 to 20%. They just had people working there and they weren't so rude. Shame on you, Changs. Chili's is like the Utah Jazz where like their uniform was so shitty that it took so long that now it's cool again.

Right, yeah. And Chiles is like, oh, we're, everyone likes this? And it's like, well, yeah, it's because you cost as much as like a Big Mac meal to like sit down and get a triple dipper. Not today. I got a $5 Big Mac meal because it was the deal today. That is the thing. So it was a $5 Big Mac meal.

And I was like, that don't happen anymore. That's crazy cheap now. And that's why I wanted to do chilies now because this is what's happening with all the fast food. It's rubber banding the other way where it's like $1 chicken nuggets, come and get them now. I wanted to get a quarter pounder

and I just couldn't justify it. Yeah, I like it more than the Big Mac, but I also like a Big Mac. And I'm like, I was just like, it's $5. They tricked me because it's like $5 meal coupon. I clicked it and it was only Big Mac ten piece nuggets or filet of fish I went you know I'm gonna get a fish and I went I'm on a quarter pounder What is it and then I hit and then I closed it. I'm like don't use coupon, and then I seared at I went

Alright, I'll get the big man $5 and like 40 cents yeah, what year is this couldn't pass it up now It's also chilies is is it right now because it's getting chili out. Oh, finally. First chili day of the year, baby. It's November 20th or something. It's part of the Autumn Breeze Margarita. It knew we were happening. It brought that Autumn Breeze.

We did it. I mean, we're used to... That one's on us. We're used to Thanksgiving being 80 degrees. Like Southern California, that's just what Thanksgiving is. I'm used to Thanksgiving being 80 degrees sure like Southern California. That's just what Thanksgiving is Fucking yeah, I've never really used to anymore. It's been quite a while. I was gonna say like 12 years for me living here I Might oh thinking now. It's still like many years because because I had a spell in Georgia as well So I oh I might be coming up to I think it was 17 years total in California Even coming up to it even though I don't like experience it anymore, and it's not like oh, I go through every year

Like that's my default yeah is when I think of like I still think that like here in Austin. This is the anomaly Yeah, I'm not like November. It's warm. I'm like it's fucking crazy. Yeah. Yeah, it's so goddamn hot. This is insane It should be cold. Today was our first like cold day and it was 68. Oh, so nice. Oh, it was awesome. I loved it. It was nice.

Good walking around weather. It was great walking around. Went to the Thinkery last night, went to Lick. That's an iced. Thinkery, thinkery. Iced cream. I got some Goat Cheese, thyme and honey. Goat cheese, thyme. It was good. I got um, and bday ride goat cheese time and Yeah, honey

They got those kind of crazy ones like that, but then they also got they got some good like classics They got classics. They got that's a good place. Yeah, I like lick I look like Nick was just screaming like Nick Nick was just screaming about Nando's which is a place that we should do Oh, yeah, they just open is right. We gotta wait a little bit cuz I bet I'm crazy Nick was just screaming about Nando's, which is a place that we should do. Oh yeah. They just opened it. It is right there. We gotta wait a little bit, because I bet I'm gonna get fucking packed. Oh, like crazy. Which is weird, because it's just Nando's.

I mean, I guess it's new, sort of thing. I had only been to one other Nando's, and that was in London. Yeah, I went in England. We were just talking about that last night, because we saw the Nando's. That was a party at RTX London. Oh, was that there? Mm-hmm. Oh, then I did in England. That was in the O2. We were just talking about that last night cause we saw the Nando's. Yeah. There was a party at RTX London. Oh, was that there? Mm-hmm. Oh, then I did go there.

Okay. Was I there? This is what happens in London. I don't know if you went to the Nando's now, but I would say you at least walked by it. For regulation podcasts, we play Sloppy Joe's Bingo. He'll have a whole bingo card that is other stuff that people have.

No. And he won't see any of these things They'll call it out and be like, oh dog on a motorcycle and it goes I have that and that is the whole game for him It's an hour of him waiting for somebody else Shouldn't you see it then? Uh-huh. No, I gotta check that stuff and go back over. He's looking at the numbers Yeah numbers watching out making sure there's no titties or anything, you know that yeah making sure there's none Yeah, he's glued to the street going better. No, nobody better. I'll dump them out. He hit back. I'll protect us If we do if there are any send them all to me all around everything to me those bullets

I'll see them first and save us There are less bullets and more like beanbag They're non-lethal Lethal to your stream we thought of the stream we thought our twitch channel if that's the case yeah, yeah, yeah, oh man Add it to the flag Protects from boo watching for podcasters watching for titty areola colored oh Shit Oh shit. Oh, that's like good. So you always bring pasties with you. Just to throw them out like ninja stars. He throws them like ninja stars.

Starts sticking to people. What the fuck? That's a good time. Oh man. What do you guys think about Chili's sort of in general? Like besides it having its moment, like what's sort of your... You want my Chill-Pinion? Chill-Pinion. I do want your Chill-Pinion.

Chili's, to me, is the same as Applebee's. Same. They are restaurants like... And Fridays. I do not your chill pinion. Chili's to me is the same as Applebee's. Same. They are restaurants like that. And Fridays. I do not go to. Throw them up there. I never went to growing up. Had no reason to. Have no desire to.

Yeah. Chili's, Sants or not, I'm not going. I understand. They do have the song. Yeah. Yeah. That's, I don't think Applebee's or Friday's could pull the The weight of like you're right like that pull that they have it's just like and the ribs aren't that good either, right?

It's not like the thing you've got to chill it for yeah It's it's like you think I thought I would go to Chili's for that and every time I ordered them I'm like fine Oh, they're not like you got to get the ribs. It's like, I guess it was the goddamn song. I went with Gavin and he was like, come here for the ribs. And I went, do you actually come here for the ribs? That's crazy. I would sooner go to P.F. Chang's for the ribs.

Chang's has had, at Austin Institution, Chang's? 25 plus years, sad. Michael Legend or something? Michael Legend Chang? To see it fall from grace. Everyone's going to tycoon! We walked out and so did everyone else! Come with me everyone! We marched down the street. Chilies is a place, like you were saying, it's just like Applebee's, just like Friday's.

But it's persevered where Friday's has not. No, Friday's is, they're just at their, they're at their nadir. Yeah, and they'll come back. And then, I mean- They'll climb their way back. Applebee's is the same thing where it's like, the closest one is way up north or way down south. Well, it didn't used to be.

No, but that's Austin. But that's also where I thought the Chili's was. Yeah, no, no. And it kinda is, it's just on the other side of the freeway. Yeah, they are It's weird that some of those doing let him do it. I saw it too. We all heard it I some reach for a bag of something Okay, some fiddling. Yeah, you know crazy didn't mad about it, right? I Just love that he said nothing to Gracie didn't mad about it right I Just love that he said nothing to Gracie no He did not just taking off his headphones and getting and just sighing yeah, he would just go

We immediately tried to stop it, and then she just went you would just pick something else yeah Then she would be like what's under the table we have the next time we have her here, we should take everything out of the room. I think we need a buzzer. Like, just have nothing. Remove everything from the desk, maybe remove the shit from the shelves, like it would just be funny enough. And we just lie to her, I will, she'll believe me, and just say like, oh, we're just like, we're redecorating, and we're in between so we you know We don't have the stuff for this episode. You go okay, and then tell her at the end

It was so she couldn't touch anything Like put her just simulate. I mean we already got some of the tiles. It's like put her in a padded room I don't know what she do. She was just start clapping. Yeah We have to someone convince her to take all her rings off Pull them off and start spinning them. Conan style. That's right. That's what I was thinking. I was trying to do it. My fingers are fat right now. I'm gonna do it. Oh, here we go!

Whoa! Oh, look at that. That's a good spin. Guys, welcome to the writer's strike. We're going strong. There we go. Typically these are ripped. Bayblade's let her rip! At least it's not metal on metal. Where's Max Weinberg with the drum roll? Oh my god

That was that was mean. I did not see that coming. That had some intention behind it That was a fun bit I like that. How many seconds do you think that was? Let us know in the comments. How many seconds do you think that man? Let us know in the comments how many seconds do you think that was well? They could just tell us yeah Don't know let us know in the comments how many seconds was that? We'll do it later Do you think TGI Fridays will come back or no, do you think it's probably done? No, it's just called Fridays now, so TGI Friday. Do you think Fridays will come back or you think it's just done? I think it's done. It's gone, right?

I think when- I think it's just slowly dying and then it'll disappear. When private equity is the thing that scoops it up out of bankruptcy, it's not long for the world. Which just have, we were talking about this sort of, that just happened with Jersey Mike's. They got bought by private equity.

But didn't that happen to be fair? They're a thriving business though that's going to get ruined by it. That's true. But didn't that also to the fair? They're a thriving business though, that's going to get ruined by it. That's true. But didn't that also happen to Alamo, right? Didn't they get? Alamo got bought by Sony and then- Well, they had been bought by private equity

and they weren't doing, they weren't seeing the returns that they wanted, so they put it up for sale. And then Sony bought it, right? I didn't know that. I heard about the first part. And then Sony bought it. And now Sony, like, they were closing locations and Sony went and opened them.

That's good. And I like that. Yes. I'm a little iffy on a studio owning a movie chain. We already did this in the 1920s. I'm wishy-want-that, but also I still want my Alamo, because I live here, where they're everywhere, and I get to choose between five to go to depending on which the most convenient At least amount of traffic do I want parking? What's the better show time?

Yeah, what what's the seat situation specifically in Austin right like people people are like oh and Alamo opened in my city It's like I have five to choose from yeah, I'm like no these times are good Right they're gonna go to a regular movie theater like a schlub they definitely need to stay open for that I won't be happy when Madame Web 2 is the only thing being shown Madame Web 2 Craven the hunter Are we gonna watch Craven the hunter? Have you seen the trailer for it? I have you have you really? I have. I don't think I have. Going hunting. It Monkey juice is back. I may have if I did I already forgot. It is the most forgettable trailer. It seems like a trailer that's a parody in 30 Rocks.

Yes. Yes. It is. But it's really Aaron Taylor Johnson in this movie. Yeah. It's like he's playing as Straven. The Hunter. Oh I didn't know that. So it's like he's playing his character in the fall guy. Yeah, it's which is a joke It's it's that it's satire. No, but then this movie. It's not uh-huh interesting. Yes Well, well very weird they kind of killed two birds with one stone They were also filming Craven the hunter while they were Played the same you're over here Wednesday, Friday

I'm space cowboy It's uh I'm a space cowboy. We're gonna get him. It's another Sony Marvel thing and you know it's gonna suck and they keep making them and I don't know why. One day. It is true. Because usually it's like, well, because they're making money. Oh, oh, oh, they have the rights. They made three, there are three Venom movies.

Those actually make money though. I can't believe that. Those make money. They cost like not a lot compared to like the Marvel films and bigger films. And that was the only one I'm gonna say, I actually understand why they make Venom. They're still not good, but they make money and people go see them. I don't know how the third one did, but I know the first one killed. Because it was like $80 million budget or something. Which is nuts because now it's like like 200 million to make a Marvel movie.

Would have been insane. Like, oh yeah, hey, in 2024, there are three Venom movies. Like you told me that in 2008. Holy shit. Yeah, I'd be like, wow, Topher Grace kills it. Oh my god. And then it's Tom Hardy all wet going, I'm just saying, hi, Tom.

And then Ven venom is like What is with Tom Hardy not I don't understand The characters talk I've heard him talk though. I've heard him. He talks fine when he's when he's person when he's acting he insists on being Unintelligable did you get to the part in Peaky Blinders where he shows up? Yeah Yeah Yeah, it's season two. You can't understand. Yeah. I'm sure I will. Yeah. It's such a weird character too where he's just like,

I'm not on your side. All right, I'm on your side. All right, I'm not on your side. Yeah. I'm like, what is, what, how is this beneficial to you? How do you, how do you not stress at night? He seems like a guy who seems to do. I'll completely fuck over the guy I'm already partying with.

Now I'll completely fuck over the guy I just, I just partnered with to fuck over the other guy that I partnered with to team up with the guy that I used To partner with and I'm just like I don't really see a lot of return It's not even like high stakes not like breaking bad. He's just going he's always sitting down with this with this pain and going So sorry dog like it. Sorry. I'm so like me without my mask Churchill I talk like it is, I'm sober like V, but without my mask. Churchill? No. No, no, he wanted, um... He stole my Shelby.

Yeah, he wanted to get those Shelby brothers. 100%! Eh! And then he was like, I'll blow you up! And he's like, fuck! Fine! You'll blow me up. I guess I won't do it then. Yeah, I fell off. I gotta pick that back up. I think I'm like halfway through season three okay his character choices are so strange

No one tells him no apparently. I can't believe and it doesn't I don't understand how He like who decided like yeah, he should yeah, he should play venom, too Easier than casting someone else right I like that just seems so crazy and it's not like but but wait till you see the final result Yeah, you know, he's about to blow you away. Do you watch it? You go? I can't believe it But it could have just been another guy. It's surely just from a production standpoint has to be more difficult to have him do both. Yeah Is there someone off-screen like? Shouting the line must be can't be yeah Well, it's also all like the state there's gotta be like a green suited man like how do I know whole time?

I think he's got he's got a Gracie on his bar there. Yeah There's someone like holding a fucking sign like episode one style. Yeah, like this is where great This is where great Gracie would have been a great venom Pop out with what this is Eddie Brock unlike all his character. She going I wasn't listening Gracie you're a part of yeah, I just think about something else. I don't I'm sorry It's the I'm just a girl The venom symbiote opens up Wasn't listening I'm sorry got bored

It's like fighting carnage at the end of the second movie I was I'm sorry, I got bored. It's like fighting carnage at the end of the second movie. I was bored, I'm sorry. I got my Pummel! I'm going to Jelly Roll, what time does it start? I don't know. She doesn't eat people, she just eats girl dinner. I'm hungry! I want bread!

Alright, fine. Have some chips. I want bread and cheese. Have some chips and a slice of cheese. I want another fortune cookie! Seven fortune cookies. Seven cookies. Not in the world.

Seven fortune cookies. Seven fortune cookies. Seven fortune cookies. Seven fortune cookies. Seven fortune cookies. I want bread! Alright fine, have some chips! I want bread and cheese! I want another fortune cookie! Seven fortune cookies! Not an exaggeration, it's such an insane thing to tell someone with certainty because it's like so easy to say like, okay dude, she had like a million fortune cookies, she had so many fortune cookies, she had seven! Listen to the number I'm telling you, because that was the actual number, she had seven fortune cookies! Unbelievable! How the fuck do you eat seven of them?

Seven back to back to back to back to back. She just kept going. It was not throughout the day No She ate four sitting down She ate seven in the span of maybe 15 minutes Yeah, ate a fifth one on the way out and then two more in the car That's an average of And she would have eaten more Every two minutes

You told me to put it closer I'm gonna eat a bunch of cookies Okay, I watched him Turn dial Slider sorry if it's getting amped up if you just get more ending her Fortune cookies she would have kept eating I would I almost wanted to give her more because I had two more but I went I am taking these for my those are for Your children they did eat them. Yeah, they were crushed by the time

I got them because they were just in my pocket. Yeah, they didn't give it to me. No, of course not. Were they good fortunes? They were pretty good. They didn't care about the fortunes, but they were there were some decent fortunes. Yeah, they care about the fortune. They're both gonna be doctors. They're doctor focused. Something creative coming your way. I'm a doctor?

What are you talking about? Do you... Are you interested in pursuing being a doctor? Not at all. Nope. No. But I hope it happens. I'm all no no but I hope but I hope it happens I hope in this fortune cookie. I hope this happens. It's Sonic burger. What? Huh?

Also, she told me You know there's Sonic you can go into and I went nah. I don't think so Yeah, yeah, but don't worry about this Watch the Michael Jordan podcast. How many kids does Michael have? Oh my God. The holidays are upon us and that means it's time to go shopping. For the people who have everything.

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Huh. I... Two years. And good rating. Yeah, that's what's really surprising. Two years. I can tell you the last time I had it. October 11th, 2022. Yeah, that's what's really surprising two years. I could tell you the last time I had it October 11th, 2022 Yeah, I remember

70.5 is pretty high. I wonder if we can track the the Renaissance chilies Throughout the years probably right around there I would think yeah Because we went it was intentional the time before that was unintentional. Right. But this was an intentional trip. So, as most of our... Yeah, we did it on purpose for once. For chilies, yeah. Pretty good. We're batting three, no, we're six hundred now.

Going to Chili's on purpose. On purpose. Yeah. Yep. Do you want to do the next one? You can. Okay. The original menu at Chili's did not offer their iconic baby back ribs, but did offer

three different kinds of chili. 20 years ago, you look at the menu, and we had the ribs and Steve Jobs and Johnny Cash, but now we have no chili, no jobs, and no cash. SMDH, repost if you are a follower of Jesus Christ. 500 likes for his resurrection, less than 500 for Satan. Remember when he said he sort of works medium on these Earlier in the ride along where we stood in the office talking this this is a joke not word-for-word

But inspired by a fact you've definitely written No, I going on with chilies I was also writing on my laptop Which isn't connected to where I keep all of my previous backsheets and I went that's why he's always copy pasting Yeah, and then I went let me have a look at oh, that's it's in the other room. I there's no way it's fine And then and then also about working medium, but then as he's doing go none of this matters But also I was really happy to do the no jobs no cash thing that was good The last one was no hope It was rather was Bob Hope Bob Hope yeah

Yeah, yeah for some reason that was really exciting for dads in like 2004 to be like we'd no jobs No cash and no hope can't wait to vote for Bush What any crazy news happened today last thing was dr. Oz. I haven't seen anything pop since Dr. Oz. I mean, I'm sure there's something. I've never seen anything. Linden McMahon was pretty crazy. Oh, yeah, yeah. By the time, now here's the thing.

And people hanging upside down at not very far. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know if they were upside down. They were precarious. They were just up precariously. By the time this comes out, it will be two weeks from now when this comes out. So I'm sure nothing has happened between then and now

One of those people nominated probably dead or in jail at this point one of the people from the from the ride No, one of the people nominated. Yeah, one of the people from the Knott's Berry farm, right? Oh, were they nominated who got nominated and then died. Yeah, where was the red Baron? Yeah, that's true Do you went with a fucking snoopy? Yeah, we're snoopy? I don't know dude. Where's Woodstock who flies? He can fly. Yeah, but he's so small. He can't carry nobody. Not even a baby. Yeah, he'd kill that baby flat. And then a little like, he'd be like tweet tweet. A little frustrated scribble would come over. I can't believe I killed this baby. Splatted baby dead under the ride. Thanks Woodstock. The Ziosk, the little tablet on your table

that Nick will grab if you're not careful, was in over 800 locations by 2014 and drove appetizer sales by 20%. Wow. Maybe we were too hard on Nick. You're allowed to play one coin runner game but you have to share with Gracie. Please stop ordering more appetizers. Okay we have to take this away

Yes, there's games yeah, I'm sure you've played you know, there's you know, he's played a game on there Yes, you did know that there's games all over it man Yes, I just I know that that conversation has occurred one time where it is like Mom can I play with the Zios no and then it was like fine you play one game and then it's like here are your eight orders of chips and salsa also also I accidentally paid the check and tipped 200% chips and salsa free no no we had to order that yeah wine I mean the way he said it yeah I thought like oh they throw them out free because a lot of like

Tex-mex places yeah chips and salsa is just like the thing it chillies. Yeah, I see um you know what I Found the bottom if you're never bottomless. Yeah, we didn't get them refilled be fucked up. I think no They just I think they don't fuck up. I don't think they did fuck up. They didn't give us more chips I wanted them so you fucked up. They didn't fuck up. They didn't give us more chips. I wanted them. So you fucked up. They didn't fuck up We they say that shit right not them. Hey. Hey, that's on him. That's on him. It is on him Yeah, all right, just like when he wouldn't tell the guy whether he wanted bone in or bone out. I said Nicholas Then and then Jordan had leftover wings. You said monkey money.

And he just went, woo! He went monkey money. And then went to town. He took all my wings. You got 12 and you didn't finish them. And I went, ah, surprising. Hey, monkey money. And he immediately yelled it and grabbed one.

And grabbed one. Also, we found out that the 12 boneless wings are the same price as the eight bone-in wings. That's weird as hell. It is weird as hell, but if you think about it- It's not that weird. It's weird in that you're getting more food with the boneless, like way more,

even if it was eight for eight, you'd get more. But I do think the quality is much higher. I will say a lot of that basis. I feel like that's that's the assumption Yeah, right cuz like a good bone and wing it should be better than boneless But as we've said many times with places we go to then none of its good So boneless is just easier just for right eat whatever I want I don't think I do think it might have mattered at Chili's Now let's see because Nick had both You had boneless and bone in didn't you I? I do think it might have mattered at Chili's. Now let's see, because Nick had both. You had boneless and bone-in, didn't you? I also had both.

Oh, did you? But I will say... Well, our food came and I asked Nick, can I trade you one of these for one of your national hots? Yeah. And so we had a little trade under the table. Was it a seven out of 10? It was. Yeah. So... so what are you were looking for?

So my my friend get into later my friend has been going around Austin and she's looking for not the ten out of ten Yeah, the seven out of ten week and it's chillies. So normally she insists that chilies Yeah, so normally if you tell someone like oh seven out of ten wings, they'd be like, oh, okay like Not the best. Yeah, but when you say seven out of 10 wings, you mean it's exactly what we were looking for. It is, the seven out of 10 is 10 out of 10. The 10 out of 10 for seven out of 10. You can get a 10 out of 10, and that's great.

That's a great wing. I'm looking for just like the solid one. Like what's the most solid wing? You found them. And I have to agree with her that it might be a Chili's. And I will say, if you're looking for solid, you're gonna want bone-in. It's more solid. Which is why I went with the... So I had texted her, I was like, which one should I get? And she didn't text me back in time. So I had already ordered, but she said Nashville Hot.

And that's what Nick got. And so when it came in, I was like, Nick, give me one. Talk about not solid cheese thing That was the greasiest cheesiest fucking thing. So glad I didn't eat that. It was good Yep, I enjoyed it but like and I'll not that it was that long but I had it like at the almost at the end of the meal and so I was fully expecting the cheese to already like dried. Yeah, and it's not like stretchy not the case I couldn't believe how well that that cheese held maybe because you had you hadn't cut it open yet But even then like they turn

I was like, whoa, this is still like Melty cheese and also why is my hand sopping wet? Yeah, and right as that Nick just goes so It was Greasy and a brick of cheese. It was huge. It was like bigger than a deck of playing cards. It was giant, man. That thing was like a log.

Yeah, it looked like a bean bag that you would play cornhole with. It's what he was looking out for when he watched everybody's life. He'd just be like, oh, just in case. Hey, let me throw some stars. All right. The Beastie Boys and Universal Music Group Go. Just the games. Hey, let me throw some stars. Alright.

The Beastie Boys and Universal- Oh, we're still doing facts. Huh? The Beastie Boys and Universal Music Group have both sued Chili's now for using unlicensed music in social media posts promoting products. UMG's filings claim Chili's used music from artists such as Ariana Grande, Narls Barkley, Mariah Carey, and Justin Bieber. Chili's, if you want to use a snippet of our podcast in an ad, we will let you do that, but know that if you do it twice,

we will send the sauce monkey to your corporate headquarters to set things right by any means necessary. In Jesus' name, amen. Gunshot. He was already doing it. He was already doing it. Yeah, he knew. This is what I said earlier. Yeah. Yeah.

In the stand-along About two and a half minutes in the car eight minutes on foot That's why I sat down Too much standing. I knew he was sitting for so long. Yeah, I gotta get my stands in dude Yeah, gotta get my stand time Yep. All right the final fact Ed What X? X red-hot chili peppers guitarist Josh

Klinghoffer is being sued for wrongful death and negligence after allegedly hitting and killing a pedestrian earlier this year This is a red hot chili pepper fact, but not a chili's fact by the way We just can't stop with these facts. We have to give it away blood sugar sex magic He's loving him dude. He is so proud of looking. I can hear wheeze over there like muttley so proud of himself I like the way you pronounce blood sugar sex magic blood sugar sex magic yeah It's a bit of a question mark. I gotta say that last one little shoehorned it no No

No He uh they're glad he's not in the band anymore. Yeah, I don't think he'd been in the band for a while That's what you think. He was- Did he come back? He was in the band for like over 10 years and then John Fraschante came back and they said, guess what, buddy? Bye, dude.

Bye! And now he's the touring guitarist for Pearl Jam or was- Oh no. Until earlier this year. Oh no. Where he hit and run somebody. Oh my God.

Yeah. Yeah, I heard about that. Yeah. By the way. these are great song titles. Those are the facts about Chili's. Yeah. Was it under the bridge? I knew he was going to do one too. It's exciting.

Flea's been in so many movies. He has. And he was the voice of Donnie. Yeah. The new. I knew you were gonna go there. What else is he voice? Yeah.

Listen, he was in Back to the Future, he was in Big Lebowski. Big Lebowski, that's my favorite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's crazy. I've never seen that movie. No way. Yeah.

I feel like I actively avoided it when I was younger, even like a young adult, and I'm like, fuck it, and I feel like I would really enjoy it now. Yeah, I think- Being able to think sometimes. Yes. Sometimes, spending time with a thinker, I got thoughts now. Oh.

I think I would enjoy that movie for what it is. So I'm kind of glad I've never seen it. I feel like I don't have to turn my opinion on it. I'll just have a good one. You'll be able to experience it for the first time. I need to sit down and watch it. I just know it's so pop-cultury. Like I know so much about it. Yes, there's so much in it. You'll be able to experience it for the first time. I need to sit down and watch it. It's so pop-cultury.

I know so much about it. Yes, there's so much in it. You don't mess with the Jesus. I also think that you'll watch it and you'll be like, that was kind of like a thin movie. You know how it is, but. And there's bowling. Yeah.

I like bowling. I think when it came out, it was like, wow, this is so different. And then now everything just sort of went like, we're like the Big Lebowski meets this thing. And so it feels like kind of a thin, there's like- So I'll watch it at this point and be like,

this is kind of like all those Big Lebowski references. I get them now. I get where they came from. No, not just I get them. Like, oh, this movie's doing like a Big Lebowski thing. He's just gonna keep pointing at the screen. He's just gonna keep going. I saw this-

That's the one. Oh, I saw this in another movie. That's the GIF. Market Zero, I get that. That's the one. Oh, I saw this in another movie. That's the GIF. Yeah, market zero I get that. He's the dude. Yeah, I am the walrus So many people in that movie too. I am the walrus. Yeah, hell yeah Get him a walrus mask. I'm the walrus Shut the fuck up Donnie It's fun. It's a good movie. It really is a good movie.

Yeah. So those are the Chili's facts. Those are all the things you need to know about Chili's to be an informed Chili's patron. The other thing to know is our waiter was... Dude, Kev? I could not catch his name every time he said it. He said my name! I had no idea.

He was Donnie! I had no idea what his name was. We had the Tristan debate, which I'm almost certain it was Tristan, and he went, Let's just call him this, and I just said fine. Every time he said his name, I could not catch it because it was slammed in the middle of the sentence. I heard kev I Did no idea it was it was me going It's like it was like his voice by Tom Hardy Friday. I talk fast this guy was like You listen to a podcast at two times. Yes. Yeah, I won't play five going is to time. He was just like

This information everybody. Why don't you come over here sit down? Wow, like what? Like, how's everyone afternoon going? That's awesome. So let me just read back your order for you Yep, he did. And then he was reading it off his tablet and I go, I can't believe he remembered all that. I was wondering, I'm like, oh maybe he's like in a rush with us Because he has to help these other people or there's a lot going on at the bar I saw him he walked away and at the bar stare into the middle distance For like 10 minutes straight just it's the only time he knows peace Talk we just kept we're then he turns back on.

Two people walk in, he's like, here we go, big table. He kept sitting down. I don't know if you had your back turned to it. No, I didn't see what he was doing or what he was staring at. Somebody sat in a booth that was a distance away from us. He sat her down, and then he sat opposite her in the booth and started taking her order. It was really bizarre to see him take a seat and be like, that is bizarre. It was so strange. That's crap.

Yeah. It's that's like what Hooters waitresses do to IT guys. Oh, to lonely guys. Yes. Yeah. And it works. I've seen it work. They go to lonely guys? Yes, yeah. And it works. I've seen it work. They go, oh, she's sending me.

It's like, and she took my order. She took my order. Dude, I said wings, and she brought me wings. She sat down and I turned into Donnie. He goes, I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you.

It's like that Griffin McElroy joke where he was like, they called me Porky Pig. Because I had to go down there and just go, up-a-da-da-da-da-da. You can do that with, you can do that with Donny. But it was really strange to see him just take a seat. I also like the Hells Angel manager. What was that?

Yeah, that dude wasn't justified. That guy, he did the classic like, oh, how's your food? And you know that it's not your server. It's like, oh, it's the manager. Oh, that's got to be the manager. And then I looked at the guy. I was like, oh my God, that's just a patron. That's the manager?

The only reason he's working at this Chili's is because he doesn't work security at Rooster Teeth. No, he's doing, he's just doing wet work at night. That guy, that guy looked like every guy who did security for us. It was great. He was, it was just like, oh great. We're secure here as well. I felt like one, my food is good and I feel safe. Yeah.

All right. This guy's going to watch all the monitors and take care of us. That dude had everything. We, we can cut this out if it doxes us too much, but on the front of the Chili's it has the manager's name and his name was Chet Yeah, and I read it because I thought it was a funny name as we were walking in and then we saw him and I go That's a chat. Did you see ever there was one? Did you see that? There was like an apostrophe in the name No, I did not see that. I thought it was just like shade. It said

CHE apostrophe T. No way. Yeah Yeah, oh we didn't take a picture from the restaurant. We got too excited to leave go back So many because he because he's he felt self-conscious cuz because Tristan was like, oh you snapchat And I was like we always taking pictures and you ask him to take a picture and you want to take a picture outside the Restaurant and then today we didn't do it. I Forgot we were leaving because we already started talking about what are we gonna do for this ride along? Oh, you know 35 and it was like what the fuck hell no Nick could wait to be in the car for a long time

Him I Did I am the one who said it great sounded like oh, that's right close my eyes Yeah, hey Jordan. Do you want to teach us about the food and said it oh? That's right. Yeah, that was one where Nick wasn't like oh good joke wait. That wasn't me What are you talking about are you taking me home? Do you have my keys they're in your car oh my god What did you tell her yesterday like your phone was in her car or something and she was like really yeah, I couldn't fucking believe And then she just went like well, I'm not used to people lying to me

Like just like we're not even like there's not there's no actual trickery or believability to anything. Zero! You can't it's like saying that chair is a moose. How am I supposed to know? It's like at some point I don't how are you alive right like how did you make it this far and not like fall down a manhole or something. I get like I? I get like maybe like the dry shit or like when she's asking me a question and I intentionally lie to her and it could be believable, sure I'll give her that, like the number of children I may have. And then there's just, you gotta take accountability for some of these shit. For your keys to be in her car. Well I don't know, they were last time. Well we rode in your car last time. That's how that worked. I mean, who are we to say you were not privy to like that?

She might be like a mr. Magoo situation where, where she was going to fall on a manhole, but just that second, you know, a plank of wood felt there. Covered it up. Yeah. Right. And she would, she just walked right over it. Except yeah. And she just going, yeah. You walked into the construction site, walked not under the IB yeah she's just walking through like a bobblehead I'm gonna jelly roll I think oh maybe sick doing that well what I'll read reads about here's the peanut butter pie It's made with Reese's rich peanut butter

and chocolate chip filling, a chocolate crust, and ganache topped with peanut butter cups and white chocolate drizzle. It had all those things? Had them all. Why, why? He meant, ooh, of course. Why the first thing you say to me?

I don't know. I didn't know. Why did he make that noise? I didn't know. Reese's peanut butter pie, did he make that noise? I didn't know! Reese's Peanut Butter Pie! The thing he just ate! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Made with Reese's, Reese's, Reese's Peanut Butter! Did you?

Oh really? The Reese's Peanut Butter Pie had Reese's in it? Hmm. Interesting. When he made the noise, I pictured him in a grey suit with the monkey mask going... Much to think about. Interesting. Interesting. There'll be more. Let me just adjust my glasses. Yeah, real Charlie Kaufman's war bullshit.

The Autumn Breeze Marg. So they're calling it that. Yes. This isn't a you thing. No. Why would it be a him thing? I don't know. He would call it a Marg.

Oh, yeah, I thought he meant the whole name. Why would he just call it the Autumn the autumn? That was so confusing to me That's how it's just like what a weird thing to say Yes, I'm with you on that When I when I read it on the top of the page I assume that was a him thing Yes, but for some reason just now because I wasn't reading it Why would he just invent a thing? I mean we psychically connected on that But you were a little disconnected Cause I wasn't reading it. I was like, why would he just invent a thing?

I mean, we psychically connected on that first point, but you were a little disconnected. I was done. Right. Right. I did the fact that I was done. I'm sorry. I'm still in check out. I'm in Gracie. Normally I don't check out, but I mean, Gracie, you're recovering. I forgot. I can still say checked in. All right. So the autumn breeze, margarita or Marg this November come into Chili's for the official breeze margarita or Marg this November come into Chili's for the official fall margarita The autumn breeze Marg is made with a combination of Luna's all Blanco tequila triple sec fresh sour orange juice and cranberry juice

What's fresh? What's fresh sour? I? Assume it's like oh and sour That's just like that's its own ingredient. Can I get some fresh sour? I don't think it's fresh sour orange juice. That would be weird. No, I'm with you. Is this a them typo or where's that or an Eric?

It says Margasha not margarita fall. Magarsha. Oh, no, that's a coffee paste. Wow. Yeah, that's awesome. Yep. What a bunch of losers. Yeah, it's crazy. I don't a bunch of losers. Yeah, it's crazy

Maybe they're not having a moment. Uh-oh. Well, maybe they had a little back to the bottom with you I was gonna be mark. I was gonna say they never have to spell it out. Yeah, too many. That's why well That's the problem is they that is what it's called. They think margaritas are margaritas. Maybe it's a magarsha team McGarsha team. So technically it's a different thing. That's smart Mark. Pretty smart. We should have a bunch of McGarshas. Poor McGarsh. They sound so unappetizing. You getting a hosh posh McGarsh? Well we have our review of chilies and what we ate but we need to hear from you first in a segment we call You Review. Who wants to take this first? Let me ask you. you gonna roll play? What's the name? This is Shane? No, I don't think I'll be role playing Stevens motivation my god alright Shane says okay like so many others wish there was a zero star

We were refused service 45 minutes before closing. We had a party of 13. Oh my god Oh my god. Oh my god I knew I know right chili sucks. Yeah, I knew I knew it get such a good reaction what? What are you saying now listen now listen he has solution. Jesus Christ you keep reading he has the solution We had a party of 13 and we're told they only seat 10 or less Okay We told them we would gladly split up and she went to the back to get the manager and he came out and explained that Wit would be 45 minute wait and we said okay He then explained that if our weight extended past their closing time we would not be served

So we asked are you telling us you're not going To seat us to which he replied yes won't be back Kudos to Shane on reading between the lines Now hang on hang hang on! Are you? But you closed in 45 minutes. Now wait a second. He's turning around talking to his friends. Hang on guys. I think he's trying to pull a fast one.

Now wait a second. Are you saying you're not going to serve us? Yes. 45 minutes and you were with a party of 13. No, but it would have just been two parties of seven. Which is the exact same amount of people. Why come they didn't do it? I was trying to be very reasonable crazy 45 minutes that before the way this that he read that because it's delivered so straight like

Duh, yeah, me and 12 of my closest friend Decided just pop on over to chili. We all want my movies Chili's We all wanted Chili's at 11 15 p.m. That is absolutely insane The sheer entitlement Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Split us into seven and six, we don't care What? I'm gonna read the next one too because there's a lot of caps in this last one

You know I saw that, I was gonna recommend that Cool This one's from Lindsay C. And this is Lindsay with two Y's. That's an odd one. I won't tell you where they are. It's Lindsay with two Y's and an E. It's out there.

There's a lot. They had to be extra unique. Completely terrible customer service. I placed it to go order and was told it it was ready and to come pick it up. I arrived and waited for 20 minutes thinking they may possibly be busy, but then decided to try and go inside and see what was going on. I immediately had the door locked in my face, got laughed at by the bartender. Wish I knew her name.

All I can tell you is she has glasses and dark hair and was extremely rude and kept telling me they were closed over and over again when all I was trying to do was pick up my food that I was charged for but they refused to make for some reason first period higher better quality employees that actually understand what hospitality means and that actually care about customer service I've been a bartender and waitress many times. It's not a hard job. I feel like it kind of is a hard job Yeah, it's definitely a hard job like a complicated job. It's definitely a hard job who the fuck goes

You know bartender and waitress easiest job Customer service dealing with people like this every single day day in and day out so easy not hard imagine going easy peasy squeezy you gotta deal with such reasonable people like me Lindsay who spells my name all fucked up and I also wondered too first of all you got it to go order yeah

maybe they're just not saying this not curbside right to go you have to go in for right but also so she was in her car for 20 minutes without talking to anybody understand that but also Because also if it is curbside and they didn't get it you think it'd be like I pulled up I said I parked in number whatever that's how curbside works you check in right you know I checked in and I was waiting and

Waiting that's what you would you don't just pull up and go. I guess they'll just fling it out Yeah, some car don't come check on me. I mean they go from car to car going is this yours And then my other question is if they locked it and they closed what time did you get there? fling it out to some car. They'll come check on me. You know what I mean? They go from car to car going, is this yours? Is this yours? Is this yours? And then my other question is, if they locked it and they closed, what time did you get there? Did you show up as they were closing to get your order? And how did you have so much conversation back and forth with the bartender

if you were locked out of the Chili's? And she was laughing at you. She was laughing at you. Ha ha ha ha ha! Your food is mine! We got you. We got you. He will never tell you my name!

We checked you. And also the sky We will never tell you my name! We checked you! And also the skyline. My natural hair color. I have glasses but a wig! And I don't need glasses! This is a disguise. I bought this at the disguise store.

You'll never know who I am! I don't even work here! You and your 12 friends will have to go elsewhere! I placed a to-go order for 13 people 25 minutes before they were closed! And I was just sitting in the parking lot and they wouldn't give me my food I just got turned away with my frame my friend Shane and and then he had an idea that maybe we call it to go I do I do want to start making the connections for all these people

like create a little world in which they all know each other it's all shared universe I found pf Chang's I found two reviews back-to-back that was a party they were the same party let's get about this thing yes it was like this person was so rude and I was with a party of seven or whatever and then the next review is like my party of seven was talked to rudely by this waiter and I went there's a party that's so exciting. We just didn't read it because they were not very interesting probably the same person Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I have multiple yelp account some bullshit though those two you mentioned and what Lindsey touches on to ya is

Being laughed at by the bartender Treated rudely and we do hear it a lot in these you review Yeah, has a waiter ever spoken to you in a rude matter manner. I'm maybe Would you care I Know I would joke about it. Yeah, but like I'm sure I've had shitty waiters, right? Right or like but nobody's ever either, either like they got the wrong stuff, or it's like where the fuck is the waiter? I've never once had a rude waiter.

That I probably have, but not one where like, oh, I remember this. The only place I would ever want that to happen is with this show. I'm waiting. We get cat or gun. We just get weird people. We get weird shit. She was very nice., right right we just get weird people as weird shit

She was very nice until she wanted to show us her gun. I say she got nicer. Yeah It's in my car. It's in my car Well, there's one more you review, and this is from you all right. This is and sera a Beware don't do curbside delivery Is it called curbside delivery? Right, no. I guess they deliver it to the curb. Don't call them since no one will answer! In general, don't expect good services.

To the condescending, perfidious, four-eyed girl at the curbside register. It's the same girl! It's the bartender! How many people could possibly wear glasses? To the condescending perfidious four-eye girl at the curbside register, which is also great in what year this is supposed to be Yeah, right. Calling someone four-eyes. Yeah. Also, talking about someone who's rude and has attitude. Hey, four-eyes!

Perfidious? That's a five dollar word. Please curved your attitude. Be courteous to all your paying customers and in general know that it's your job You have the control to remove yourself from working there if you need to But as I can see your lack of effort to work you won't do it to management I understand that hiring people at this time is hard to find suitable personnel to work No one wants to work, but that young girl needs a refresher course in customer services.

Her body language automatically indicates she doesn't want to be there, especially when she closes the blinds during closing and has a condescending tone in her voice. They were either closing or the sun was bright. If she is not able to handle the situation, she needs to be able to read the room and know when to get someone higher than her position.

When it comes to answering the phones, someone should at least pick up the phone and state that we do apologize for the wait. Please note that we are busy at the moment and we will be with you. These are good notes. Instead, you leave the customer calling three times and each time getting shorter to the last message Indicating that there is no one to answer your phone call Okay, it was faster for me to get my food somewhere else than it was here Especially since I placed the order at 432 p.m. And did not have it given to me by 650 p.m.

Thanks, but no, thank you No, there's never any specifics. It's just like rude uh-huh Profit as well. She could see your body language right? I'm a body language expert right But when she's sitting in her car witnessing body language Yeah, and it immediately was like I'm a test from 432 to 650 she was there hey four eyes Curve your attitude curved curved your attitude curved your enthusiasm She probably has been going around saying Well you talk about the show the four eyes

He does that four eyes! Four eyes bald headed behavior Dude, that's what that show should be called Because there's a lot of bald headed behavior in that show And it comes from the guy with the bald Of all of these You four eyes bald headed rich fuck Of all of these reviews, which is the most bald headed?

Oh, I think Shane I think right off the rip Fuck of all of these reviews, which is the most bald-headed Oh I think I think I think I think right off the rip. Yeah. Yeah 45 minutes of the party of 13 was bald-headed behavior I've ever heard of Right and like you said just flatly not even like yeah, we thought we'd take a shot So we roll up with 13 people? And then they say the only two turn around. They have the audacity to turn us around. If they said 10 or less in general, that would be understandable. If they close in 45 minutes. Can you fucking guys believe this?

Where's my fucking table, four eyes? Stop being fursidious! You are... Curve this now! You know, I wasn't really paying much attention to this review until I saw the word perfidious And then I went hang on I think I think I might know what they're talking about I'm gonna look that word up. I'm gonna look up. Let's see. Let's see if it means what they think it means

That's you review deceitful and untrustworthy Come on in I locked the door Dude you ever you ever you ever get mad when we're in any of these sit-down restaurants and someone closes the blinds Hey, what the fuck they close that sunset in my eyes? They closed the blinds at the Chili's while we were there today Yeah, I got this yeah, I wish they closed the blinds yesterday at Chang's There was that sunbeam right right on you. I had to lean back the whole time I lean forward like oh my my god oh man perfidious he exclaimed perfidious fucking crazy they learn a new word at least calling someone four eyes that's so great four eyes bald head in the context always of someone being condescending and rude. Yeah, I'm gonna just lay in here for wearing glasses.

I'm gonna get them. I didn't have much else to grab on to. Oh man. So I just went with the glasses. Oh fuck. Your four eye behavior. Well, those are all your reviews. Now we have our review of Chili's Peanut Butter Pie

and Autumn Breeze. Marg. And then we had other stuff, but it's not fun. Yeah, we had the Triple Dipper and the wings. You guys ate wings. The wings were seven and a half. I was gonna get Tendies and then you both went wings and you kept talking about the seven to ten wings and I went You know what like I don't really care either way Yeah, but like I think I'd care missing out on these wings not knowing we did all end up getting wings

And I did not want a burger. I did not think it was good. I didn't want a steak Everything was gonna be good Eric at the triple dip I got the triple dipper and it was just like I'll eat a little bit of this is it Want to eat any of this yeah fuck man you want a block of cheese? Yeah, what's with the block? I ate way more chips than I planned on eating. Yeah, they were fucking good They were chill chips in and perfectly salted. They really were and the salsa was good, too Yeah, that was my wife's pretty fucking. My wife's favorite chips are the, they're just the thinnest, thinnest, thinnest chips.

I mean, you were talking about trying to find a place with your wife to have chips and salsa in the margarita or whatever. Chili's might be on that list, man. It's really not bad, right? It might be chili's. No. But I don't think I'll be getting

the Autumn Breeze margarita. What do you mean? It's so much orange juice. Yeah, it was very orangey, almost like watered down so much with the orange and the sugar rim Yeah, they thought it touch it do they put I never touch the orange rind in it. Yeah, it's so bitter Oh, it was I'll be honest. I just assumed it was salt didn't touch it Yeah, no it was sugar, but it was a straw and it wasn't all the way around and it went perfect

I don't have to wipe it off exactly Yeah, and it was smart to avoid um so like I Don't know not really the best like that's not gonna for me. That's not gonna get me in the door Yeah, especially like why are you doing a margarita or margaysha or fall? The summer time refreshing iced drink you're thinking I sorry, you're thinking of a margarita. These are Margatias. These are Margatias. Yeah, these are delicious Margatias.

Okay. The classic fall favorite. That was Margatia season. But that Reese's peanut butter pie, that was pretty good. It was pretty fucking good. That was pretty good. Even Michael was like, I had like three bites. Yeah, we got something. We sat down and you went boom and you like showed me. Yep, cuz it was on the little stand. And I went, come on. Yep. It's always with the fucking desserts. It's like super extra. It's like it can't just be a chocolate pie.

It's like Reese's. Which blew him away when you said Reese's. Fuck. It was Reese's thing. Hmm. Huh. And I was like, you got me. Perfidious. Kid. They were not that proud about that. And then I had a bite and I was like, that's pretty fucking good.

I thought it was so sweet. I had three whole bites. I thought you were going to hate me. Reese's cups are my favorite. Oh. Like chocolate candy. That chocolate and peanut butter was big on both. It was, that peanut butter was big.

I got one of the bites with the half Reese's cup on it. So good. It blended perfectly. It wasn't like shitty, like frozen cold. No it wasn't. You didn't have to like bite through it. I thought we were gonna have to work, like, oh man, we're gonna have to fucking chunk

into this thing. It was so easy to cut. For four of us, we got one slice, just so everyone knows. We had one slice. Yeah, he didn't order four of them. Like, Jersey Mipe style. Kev couldn't believe it.

Right, he asked it, I was like, did we fuck up? Yeah, I was like, why would we need more than one? Kev, I think. Yeah. No. Um, Kev. Are you sure you don't want more than one? I ate so many fucking Reese's cups over Halloween

Oh really little ones just like what was left in ones or the ghost white chocolate? No, no But I'd never seen these before there's the regular little Reese's cups. They're standard flavor Still just a Reese's cup, but then they had long ones. I'd never seen those before they are they were like chocolate bars But they're still exactly a Reese's cup. You know, this wasn cup. And I was like, oh my God, I would try that. I shoveled them down. I think it's, I ate so many of them. That sounds awesome. It's bad.

I'll dig through the bag. And I, dude, I just kept fucking eating. I think it's supposed to be the smaller version of like their pumpkin. We had it at Jeff's, the ones that look like gold medals. So look like gold medals. They're like shaped, but long. That's all they are. They're really good

They're just really really really good Rises are great and chocolate peanut butter Best combo you can get in my opinion and we had something similar at pf Chang's that I don't think we talked about Oh, yeah, the peanut butter pie in addition to the key lime pie that Gracie touch that Gracie was touching Yeah, we got the chocolate peanut butter one poking And that one in in comparison was lacking a little bit. I agree. I yeah, it was very it was very peanut buttery But it didn't have a very good crumbly crust on the bottom that this one had yeah and so as a as a combination of the two I

think it is worthy of a of the two, I think it is worthy of a 64. Wow. 64%, brought down a little bit by the underwhelming Marg, saved by the pot. Yeah, the Marg was. Margatia. The Margatia was good.

I like Lutezol Tequila. Yeah. That's when I make a margarita, that's what I use. It's just cheap, it's easy, it's 100% agave, it's fine. You don't taste any of it. No. And I hate that in a margaysha, when you can't taste the tequila. You can read about it in my book, Memoirs of a Margaysha. That's pretty good. Yep. I can't find a picture of these fucking long Reese's cups, but I did find someone on reddit posting what the hell is this? I mean, it looks like a Reese's cup that looks like a maybe it's melted a little bit. Yeah, it looks like it melted It got squished. Yeah, what the hell is this?

It's a good squished Reese's cup. Yeah, sorry really yeah, it was in my pocket all day, and it looks like this chill out four eyes Eat your fucking chocolate nerd bald-headed behavior Bald-headed Reese's the ones we had, the gold medal ones, they're like this, they're a little smaller. They're not very big. They were kinda like that. But just imagine that, they were just like oblong.

I just kept shoveling them in. There's something about the Christmas tree ones, the pumpkin ones, when there's more of a bigger center. The egg ones. Yeah, those ones are great, tree ones the pumpkin ones when there's like more of a bigger center yeah yeah those ones are great because there's like just more peanut butter in the middle he's getting excited for Christmas so I like the margarita margarita margarita I like the margarita because I also, and maybe this makes sense, there's a lot of orange juice.

I don't really think about it, I just sucked it down. Didn't touch the rim, so that was probably in my favor. Also, I love me a screwdriver. This was very, this was very, this was very, this was just orange juice and vodka. So, and that might have been why I was like, this is pretty good. I enjoyed it. The Reese's Cup cake was also good. Not part of the rating, but part of the experience, the chips were fucking good.

Yeah. Yep. Yep. And all the food was good. It was a good dining experience. That giant mozzarella log was fucking tasty. That's gonna rip me to shreds later. I only had half of one. You'll win. You'll win. So I'll win the fight, but I'll get damaged a little bit.

But I'll still win. I'll come out with bruises, but I'll be like you should see the other guy Yeah, and dude also you're like anybody want it any of these and I was like, yeah I'll try one and then I the first time I looked the whole time because I was gonna It's a beanbag. We're gonna like share it or whatever and then my food came out I was just eating the wings cuz they were good. Yep, and real seven almost eight out of ten I think it's a point five. Um, I Was like holy shit. That's seven almost eight out of ten. I think 7.5. Um I Was like holy shit. That's huge. I looked at it. I was like I

Know one saying anything I went give me half and they went oh the other half Second the words came out of my mouth medium. He was just like After monkey money just waiting It was all really good. I was actually waiting. It was monkey money. It was all really good. I was actually pretty pleased with it. So yeah, I guess Chili's might be back. And I also went in going, and I'll say this, just because we went to Chicken City yesterday, I was gonna say, I was gonna ask what we were gonna eat and then I didn't.

And I was just thinking, you know, as long as it's not chicken, I want more chicken. Then I got there and then I almost ordered the chicken tenders and then I ordered chicken wings and I came out pleased. So that to me says something that I wasn't chickened out and going, nah, I'm gonna slap it with an 84%. Wow. I really enjoyed it, honestly. 74, so it upgraded a little bit. It's going up still.

If I had my lactate with me, I would have sucked down those mozzarella logs. Yep, logs. They were log cabins. For everything that we got, tax and tip included, 126 bucks. Now, here's the thing. We got four drinks.

We got chips and salsa. We all got individual meals. We got dessert it It was full on I'm full that was like a that was a good meal I didn't even all my wings. I think I had had one more rib though You're talking about me yeah, it's a now wait is Yeah, I think Chili's is back. I think Chili's is more back than the mall.

I think based on the last several experiences on this show and previously Face Jam, I would easily put Chili's at the top of Fridays and Applebee's. Me too. And maybe I didn't have that much investment in it because it was just like convenient in my life and it's where I went and it was right next to the Best Buy. I'd go to the movies on the weekends and then I would go to Best Buy afterwards. And this is like, the mall was already phasing out,

but digital wasn't everything. Like you still had to go buy games. I remember it was- You could go look at games. Some games would come out digital. But you still have to go to the store and buy them. I would buy DVDs and shit. So the Fridays was right next to the Best Buy. So it'd be have to go to the store and buy them. I would buy DVDs and shit. So the Fridays was right next to Best Buy. So I'd go to the movies. It was like a regular

movie theater before they had food, just like popcorn and shit. Go to Best Buy, go to Fridays. So my head was always like, I frequented Fridays the most. And I'd go to Applebee's because they had the cheap ass appetizers at the mall. Beyond that, I've just had it for the show. I think Chili's is eked out to the top. Yeah. I think we can officially separate it from Applebee's in Friday. I think I'd have to say that with my whole ass chest

if someone asked. I think the big reason is, which is a little bit, it's not as much as it used to be, but it's still a good amount. The cost makes sense. Like we did not pay an insane amount for the amount that we got, and I'm feeling fine. I feel good. I had a great time.

He got everything for free. He loved it. He was monkey money style, so... But we got drinks, we got dessert, like everything all in all for 125 bucks. Nobody laughed at us? No. That we know of. Not to our face. Yeah, well, I mean, Kev might have laughed really, really, really, really, really fast. Kev laughed with us. Yeah. That's different different yep say it's different it's so I'll

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