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Episode Date: August 26, 2025

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I wasn't even going to say anything. It was really good. Honestly, we just shouldn't really call attention to it. No, you did good job. I know, thank you. Yeah. Yeah. I know.

Well, I appreciate it. I want to make sure you know that I know too. And I know you know. Okay, well, you did. Okay, well, you should also know that that's now. the standard and you shouldn't even well it's been the standard honestly he just brought it back that's never not been the standard right the last couple were kind of some duds well but you did so good today would be great whoa oh no hey what are you drinking it ain't sugar

free today oh really yes because i bought it myself nice very good how are you doing eric i'm just fine it's a nice shirt just fine thank you what's wrong why are you laughing why you laughing i can't wait to uh carry people around with me in the shirt so you want to Oh, so he's all bored with it. Eric was asking if you could carry my dad in a shit. That's what I was doing. I was asking if I could do that. It would fit in this pocket.

He's like that big. Going a little ride. Here's the thing I don't particularly like about cremation. They don't tell you which part you got. Oh, yeah. They just cook it all up and then just divvy it, but I'm just like. Oh, so they like split it up so everybody could have a piece of pop up. Yeah.

And I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I can take them on adventures. Welcome to. Dead dad talk. Say you're 180 pounds and they creamate you. I would never be.

I'm just saying. Let's say that you're 180 pounds, they cremate you. How much? Nick's dramatized. How much ashes there? I think it's less than you'd think. Yeah, because, I mean, all the moisture's gone. Like, all the, uh.

Moisture's kind of like the first thing to probably go. Yeah. Yeah. So you kind of just like, you. They usually... I don't know. How heavy is your...

Exactly, but it doesn't count, right? Because it's like, you see an ur and it's like, yay big. That's like the standard. And it's like, oh, shit spills out. Always in movies. But how much is that guy? I don't know. That might just be the feat.

My thing is like this big. And it's like sealed so you can't oop spill it. Sure. It's like glued or whatever. I've tried. I've tried cracking it yet. Yeah, that's a real no going back. Yeah, that's sort of one and done.

Sure, sure. So like, I don't even know. And also is it like, did they just give like a decent amount, right? Like, do you cook the body up? And it's like, okay, we got to, here's a bunch of shit. I don't know if they, I think they put them in the ashes. There's like a package like and put them in this dress. I eat like little thing.

So it's just like they didn't give you a bunch of dust and then say, like DIY. It was just like, and here you go. It's done. Dude, they cut out a pile this big. It's like, tail only need a little bit. How do you know what? What do they do with the rest of it? I mean, what do they do with sawdust?

You know what I mean? You blow. Yeah. You get a shop back. Do you get cremated in your clothes? I don't think so. I don't think so. I'm going to say no, you don't.

I don't know how any of it works. That would. Just in the process of even if they lie to you, you don't want cooked up clothes back. I would think, yeah, I would think not. Now, granted, they might tell you that and then fucking cook it up anyway. Don't look it up. I don't want to know. They definitely don't.

They can let us know. They don't cook you in your clothes. Jordan, Jordan, don't look it up because the people can comment and let us know what they think. I'm looking at our most commented episodes again. Yeah, well, we're, it's most commented week. Yeah, welcome to comments week. Every episode. We love, we love hearing what you have to say.

I had a comment. I complimented Eric Scher and he took it strangely. He did, it looks great. He laughed. Why did he laugh? Okay, when he says it. Yeah, I know, right. I just thought it was a nice shirt. It's almost got like a denim look to it.

Yeah, like a little bit, right? But it's not denim. It's a little low. It's a little, the sleeves. Oh, like the, what is that called? Hemmed? Yeah, you like this? Hemmed sleeve.

I do like that. That, I don't really care for it. You shouldn't be doing that. But I do like it here. That's nice in the collar. Yeah, right? It makes it look like you're a person with a real job. You're not, but that's why you reminded me with my father.

I got this for, I got this for $3 at a thrift store because I thought it looked like a, like a shirt that someone would wear if they had somewhere to go. This is like perfect level of like, you look like, not this job. You look like someone who has a real job, but it's not like country. No. It's not like the uniform, like, and this is my blue collar shirt. I'm a blue collar worker. You're like a real blue collar, but your collar's pink on the other.

Exactly. Salmon? Yeah. I thought you were still. I am. You looked it up. It says after cremation, the average human body yields between four and six pounds of human house.

Holy fuck, that's a lot. We didn't get six pounds. Because so much of the human body decomposes into gas. Too much. Just a piece. Yeah. There are misconceptions about what remains after cremation. Human remains that do not decompose into gas

come primarily from the denser sections of the body, such as the bones. Dab bones. That's most of the human body. You got a box of bones. Do you, oh, did you get the, what was the song, Crazy Bones? That's what I, when they cremate me,

I want them to play crazy bones. I don't know. The flames inculpate me. There's a thing that I saw. Do you think we could get a trash can hot enough to create them? Well, yeah, if you don't use a plastic one. That's true. There's all this thing where they're like

attaching nodes to plants and like Oh, was it like playing like a piano or something? Recording the noise that comes from them Like you know like they do in like the noises of the universe Or something when they convert Fascinating. Sound waves that they find into sound waves And I just want to imagine

You put it up to like anybody Like in their bones and it's playing crazy bones Crazy Bones. That's the song. That's the song for all of us Do you think when they cremate you before they do it for like a dog sometimes you can get like a thing where like they'll press like his little paw into like the

like the clay and then like it they'll like write the name and it's like here's this thing my parents already did that for me when I was a baby though yeah yeah but they could be it could be sort of like this is a companion piece I don't need the bigger version of the companion piece yeah this is a live Jordan Teddwin weirdly

where they're the same size that's crazy Benjamin Button that's crazy either way that goes. Well, they say you shrink the older you go. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not all of you. Yeah. Like your nose. Yeah. Your skin keeps growing. Yeah. Yeah. Your skin. Yeah, your skin keeps growing. Gray gets bigger too. Yeah. Oh, the gray keeps going.

Not like this guy. Look at this guy. Who is that? What is that? Look at that hair, dude. Wasn't there something you were talking about this shirt? Michael's wearing the Eric, uh, mega-s64, gone too soon shirt. Yeah. Um, And Michael was talking about... We should release one came too soon. Like, can't get rid of. Not like semen, but yeah. Like...

How do we get this guy to be four to six pounds? Yeah. But Michael was talking about how, like, it's the one shirt you would wear where people like at Restor Teth and the stuff would stop you and go, who is that? Yeah. Which is one weird, a weird thing for anybody to do. That supersedes the like don't recognize Eric, right? Yeah.

Because I didn't have the shirt until he already worked there. Right. And he, granted, still didn't look like this, but he didn't look like that. Yep. Okay. You were closer to this, much closer, five, six years ago. Do you remember when it was, if he was on, off topic and somebody asked, and he went, that's him and pointed right? I was just standing right there.

No, I don't remember that, but I think Jeremy told me once. Is that I'll, oh, I think Jeremy told me once I was on a podcast and then that happened. Jeremy told me that Alfredo said that it happened. Yeah. But, but, but yeah, everything is like, people wear shirts all time with stuff on it. I never ask, like, if I know. Who is that? I don't get the reference.

I don't go. Explain the shirt to me. Most of the time, explain your shirt. I see it, I think, and I go, I think that's Taylor Swift. Mm-hmm. There's a lot of shirts with a lot as if that's like square. Statistically speaking, I think like the most probable answer is that's Taylor Swift.

Yeah. So I find that strange alone. And then on top of that, well, it's a guy that works here. Yeah. Yeah. So what was always a treat? I'd like to wear it. Wasn't there someone who thought this looked like a famous person or something?

Like this picture of you specifically was like, like, oh, is that like... Oh, I don't remember. I swear to God, I think... Not this, but like Timothy Oliphon. I think Gracie said something similar. Oh, probably. Yeah, who wasn't that Gracie thought?

She did ask if it was someone else. I just remember being like way off the wall. Yeah. Did, uh, I tell you, I was doing another podcast, like creating character podcast and we were doing some game thing. And the guest came on. And he's like, oh, yeah, there's a great. Hey, can I stop you for a second?

Did, uh, does anyone ever tell you that you look exactly like Charlie Day? and I went. Exactly. That's what I'm like. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, like every day someone sends me a picture. Hey, is this you? Hey, that new Hey Honey Honey movie or whatever is coming out, the one of the Cohen brothers.

Honey don't Hay Honey don't. Yeah, yeah, that thing. I'm telling you, these movies, the titles make no sense. Charlie Kelly is in the Charlie Kelly. Charlie Day is in that. Charlie Day is in that and it's just been every day people going. Does he have a mustache? Is he like?

Yeah. It looks, yes. Is he graying? He's a white guy with a mustache. That's it. That will do it. Yep. He's a normal sized man.

He's a normal sized man. He's a normal sized man. He would be four to six pounds just like everyone else. Closer to four. That sucks, man. You get Charlie Day, I get Pedro Pascowl. It's rough. It's rough, dude.

What do we eat today? Oh, yeah. We got a show to do, right? Oh, that's later. No, it's later. Waterburger, the bacon wrangler, and Dr. Pepper Blackberry shape. Yeah, shake. I said shape.

It was shaped like a shake. It was shaped like a shape because it was a shake. So we, Michael looked it up and found out Dr. Pepper Blackberry is a flavor. It's a flavor of DeSota. There's a whole like semantics discussion of like, is this Dr. Pepper presents Blackberry? Right. Or Dr. Pepper Blackberry flavor. Right.

But you could get in also liquid non-shake form. The way that. The way they presented is definitely not blackberry Dr. Pepper. It is Dr. Pepper first. Right. Let me tell you, that's not the flavor profile of this shake. No. I've drank it. And they're fired up about it.

I'm not sure what it is. Make sure you leave a comment to guess what they're going to say. This is good. See, we're doing it. And if you'd like to see Eric carry around the ashes of my father in his pocket. If we get enough comments, I'll bring him. Oh my God. What do you?

Hell yeah. Do you think it's closer to four or six? Well, he only has like a fifth of them. Oh, it's a pound maybe, and that's probably mostly the jar. It's a nice little... I wouldn't even call it a jar. It's like a little egg. Oh, interesting.

Put your dad an egg? Yeah. I mean, I didn't. I mean, I didn't. Egg dad is like... One day he'll hatch. They told me he's in there. I don't know.

I'm hoping. I'm hoping. Egg dad sounds like a 30 rock gag cut away. Lemmon, uh, we... Got a whole of the focus group reading is back from Egg Dad and it's a undeniable hit. And then it's. Yeah. It's,

Hey, it's me Egg Dad. It's Will Ferrell as I'm in. Yeah. This is pretty good. This is pretty good. Oh, no. Dude, they did. He just died.

Can we talk? Can we talk about that a little bit? Because I think Gavin brought that up to me. What's that? We were talking about the filming of laser team. They were talking about my dead dad. Yeah. We were talking about Michael there?

We were talking about when we killed him. It did your father pass when you were filming laser team? And it was when you were just getting like soaked with water or it was like a pool party or something? Yeah, it was the scene where I was, I get tased and I fall into a pool and I had like, all the whole movie was night shoots too. So it was like 2 o'clock in the morning.

And it was in December, January. It was one of those things too. Like even December January, doesn't get cold here? Yeah. That was like the one year. Yeah, that's the worst time to be doing. It got fucking cold. And so I wore this like camera

where it was like a giant selfie stick basically because they wanted the shot of me going like this. So I had to keep falling backwards into a pool. And that was when you... Oh, he died like the day before or something. And that's what you had to do after. I mean, I didn't have to. Like I had to in the movie.

They weren't like, your dad's dead. Get over it. They were like, oh my God, you need to go home. I was like, eh, I don't think so. That's what happened. There you go. I only told, like, two people. I told, like, magazine's directing the movie.

I told, like, Bernie, I'm like, yeah, if I'm kind of bummed today, it's like my dad's dead or whatever. And it was even funnier because, dude, that's great. Because we had to keep doing the scene. I'm not sure how I would respond. Because we had to keep doing the scene, I had to be like, you don't seem like you have grappled with this. What do you want me to do? Cry, damn it. Because I had to do the scene a bunch of times, they had to get dried off.

And so they had this, like, little. It was like a little room, honestly. It was not like a closet. It was outside, but whatever. Similar size is like a tiny shed or something. But they had a bunch of heaters and shit in it. So I would do the scene of all in the pool. And then they'd take me right to that room.

I'd change out of the clothes. Dry off. Spend like 10 minutes in there. Completely dry. Chained rickles, whatever. So even in that room, it's just me by myself. And I'm just like, he's dead.

Oh. Like, oh, we're ready. I'm like, here we go. What the fuck. People, you want to. say, you want to say, like, the acting in a laser team, acted like my dad wasn't dead.

Hey, pretty good. It's pretty good performance. Oh, you know, it was a number of people like, every character is like, so the status of this character's dad. It was a number? Like, just so I can get the right heads, please. Oh, and, and that night, that night, uh, that really matters at all, but like, the stunt

the, the stunt coordinator reminded me so much of my dad. Similar thing of like older guys. He was awesome. So it was just like, who no, who was still alive when we started. My father was still alive. So I was like, my dad. It was just like,

he brought me in my dad. And then my dad died and I was like, is he gonna die? I hope not. But that night, you think it sort of happens in Paris is similar guys.

I can't even look at that guy. That night earlier in the night because it's like a party scene, I get into like a fight with somebody. This is like a quick fight like punch him in dick or whatever. That was his real life son. And he's just like,

you're my son. You're my son. You're going to punch my son in the dick, which was very funny. And he's like, my son, I'm his dad. And I was like,

Dude, you know, if you... Oh, no! But if you had like an Appalachian grandmother, she'd be like, you know, that's just the good lord... Oh, 100%. Channeling, chatteling, good old pop-up. Yeah. That's just the way things are meant to be. That's...

Anyway, right here. That's where he goes. Oh, show me your fidget. Yeah, it's like an Nintendo Switch controller. Whoa! I didn't know they could do that. Well, now, I don't know why. Open Space.

It's a different company. Digibridges are something. something. It's geek bar. It isn't geek bar anymore. It's diggy flavor. I don't know why. It looks exactly the same. It does this now. I'm assuming there's circumvending a law. That's my assumption. Did you? That's my assumption. Dude, this right here might circumvent some sort of loophole.

Or like go through loophole. Well, you can attach the... Guarantee you. You can attach the creedum. Creature cretum? Did you get some? I thought about it. But I didn't. Next time. Please. We'll bring Gracie.

I feel like that would be the end of the shit. No, don't. Stop. If you put a larger blue one on this thing and it's like way bigger, it's like dig evolving, do you think? I think so. But then after that,

I got to wait until I get my tags and crests. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I actually have some. Pretty good. Should we go back to Waterburger? Yeah, so we got the bacon Wrangler burger and Dr. Pepper Blackberry Shake, Bacon Wrangler Burger,

Michael immediately looked at it and went, so what is? special but like a regular old water burger. Right. It looks like a double water burger with bacon. Look like Hank Hill. By the way, first time I visited, my dad loved Waterburger. Oh. As a joke, I was going to ask him for his. Not a joke.

And he's like, every time I come back here, I'm going to have this. Damn. Still waiting. We went to a nice water burger. It was like a new water burger. Visited one time. Jesus Christ. For my wedding. Then he died.

last time I ever saw him was that my wedding why did Waterberger do that to him that's the title of this episode Waterburger kills question mark exclamation point and then we all can we all just get a face real quick where we're like

that we could do like a Mr. Beast like a thumbnail real quick but Michael's just did it yeah no why would I be sad he's got a big smile That's pretty good. I'm not going to pretend to be sad. That would be clickbait.

Okay. Can we just move on? I'll bring him later. Let's get back to the back. Leave a comment about Michael. No, never mind. Yeah, leave a comment. Big shout out to Hello Fresh.

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true. That is what happens. Oh. You've been going through our mail again. That's what we've been doing. He's been looking in the trash again. Well, we, I call it mail, you call it trash, but either way. It's our mail and then it goes in the trash and then we see a rooting around out there. Well, it's, you know, rooting hanging out, whatever. I keep putting broken glass in there, hoping it'll ward you away. That's what that is. Yeah. That's a strong rock candy.

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No way. He just gets the cob. I see him gnawn on the cob out there next to the broken glass. Something has everything stinging from the hard rock candy. So I got a gnaw on the cob. Now, I heard that Hello Fresh's menu is even healthier and tastier and filled with high protein and veggie-packed recipes. Is that true? Yeah, because that's what Jordan says? to me yesterday and you were listening again. And me. And you see and Nick too.

I think you can hear through the door like when we're doing stuff. He's got one of those sound things like watching like gun things. He knew when we've been listening. He knew when we were watching the crow didn't he? Yeah. Well I was being the crow. He kept saying have you heard this movie? It's the best. Yeah. Yeah.

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as a found family. Now you're telling me that you had the sunflower-crusted chicken with lettuce. With lettuce, apple. Apple? And Parmesan salad? And Parmesan salad. Yes. That's what I'm telling you. That's crazy. I don't know how you knew before I told you, but yeah, that's what I'm telling he read the recipe card. He was licking it. He kept saying, like, is this a scratch and sniff?

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Uh-huh. Percent 10 FM. Don't make him say it again. Yeah. And get out of our sight. He'll throw you back in the trash. All right. You're pushing it.

I'm going to push the ladder over. I'm sorry. Bye, Nick. Boam! Yeah, okay. It's time to leave. Our last Popeye's episode was on July 16th, 2024. It was actually last week, dude.

We ate the Waterburger, Waterburger, Buffalo Ranch, Chicken Strip Sandwich. You received an average rating of 76. Yeah, it was called the Waterburger, Waterburger, Buffalo Manch. It was not. I wasn't at Popeye's either. A long day yesterday. Popeyes, not what we ate, we had Waterburger, but it's been just about a year since we've been there. Do you remember what we were doing

when we did that episode? Probably scrambling to make this company? Yes. I would guess because it was like 20, scraming to move into the old office? I mean, I'll be honest. You guys were. It was like the last,

I think it was like the last episode that we recorded before we moved into the office because it was in that guy's backyard studio. Oh, it was that one. I remember that studio. That was probably the nicest spot where we recorded that wasn't our office. Is that the one with all the instruments inside?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That place was really cool. If I were to rank all the places that we recorded episodes. That's number one, yeah? This place is number one. Oh, oh, I thought we were naming places that we didn't. This place is definitely number one.

It'd be crazy if this place was on the list. I'd say, number two is probably that guy's, that guy's spot. Because it was kind of like we had it all to ourselves. It had like, it was so big. It was very big. It was aced really well. There were wasps outside. And it was near stuff.

They couldn't get us. We were fine. Did we do a couple there? We did, we did a few. Did like two or three. Wasn't that also balded behavior was in that space? I want to say one of the old time or you or view moments happened there. I don't remember. I would say our old office.

Yeah. That's number three. And then frame rate merch lobby. Okay. That was a good one. Too good to show the footage. Yeah. You can watch about three seconds of it.

Tied with. Also the one of the. more prominent episodes where we're like, look at this thing I'm holding. Look, I'm holding a little thing. Look, here it is. We just kept doing it.

And then, and then the place with the trampoline that Gracie loved. Okay. Which was out of the woods. And then like I had long, long, long, long, long gap. Like, a huge amount of space.

Back room of professional wrestling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You forgot that we recorded one, maybe two in that other studio. And it was back. or whatever.

It was, we did the subway episode because we did the subway fact about, not about subway. We met the one guy and the, the mean guy. Yeah. The angry guy. Yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It was good stuff. Well, I remember that space not being that soundproof because we came out of the room we were recording and it was like, pretty funny stuff guys. The guy who worked there,

like the sound engineer was like, you guys were pretty funny. And he was like, oh, thanks, man. That's pretty cool. All right on, thanks. Give it a listen. But then right after that, we rented, we rented our studio.

So that's how long ago the last Waterburger episode was. What's funny too is that we all those spaces, so many and that was, what, two months? Yeah. Yeah. It was a fucking scram. We were jumping around. Yep. Pretty crazy stuff. Because we did the live episode and then we did

when it was like, okay, we're moving, like we did all this stuff. We got lucky finding the spaces that we did and everything. Yeah. What, you want to learn? I feel like we got lucky finding this place. God, yeah. No, fucking kidding. Jesus. On August 10 in the Rado, Texas, police were called to a local Waterburger

to investigate a man acting aggressively in the restaurant lobby at one in the morning when police arrived, they talked to the man who immediately disregarded the officers and dove for the cop's gun. The man was unsuccessful in the weapon and was promptly arrested. This was a good learning moment for the man

as he will now have plenty of time in prison to consider where he went wrong, reconsider his strategy, and give it another shot in like 15 years, maybe 10 with good behavior. You miss. You miss 100% eat a vote. the shots you don't take sauce monkey

that's what he says okay yeah did you mean the time you missed twice no okay but I bet you know what's going on I don't really I don't really know hey I was I wrote this last night

I was fried I just say I just say put the cratim down but no no pick the crat up yeah I was gonna calm up

yeah I was gonna say you need whatever is these are these are cratim deficiency mistakes, I think. But you see what happens? I wouldn't have, I wouldn't have even taken

that 100% eat shot if I didn't, but I missed. And so the chance of missing would have been 100% eat. Yeah, that guy simply was not fast enough. No, that's it. Yeah. One in the morning, dope for the cop's gun. Well, he's...

Shots to shoot. He's showing the guy could have done if he got that cop's gun. No, he just would have said, I got it. That's all he would have said. He would have gone. He grabs me. Got you.

Got you got to let me go. now. He, like, hands it back to him. Now, you gotta let me go. I was fast enough. And then the cop just goes. If you get a cop's gun, that's like, he gives him the badge. Yeah, he gives him the badge. It's just like, you're the cop now. You're the gun, now. Wachshunds it. He's not wearing his shirt. He pins it to his skin.

It's a good scenario. Of course, that's all that happened in his head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was taking the creet-tased. Yeah. Yeah. Again, This was like, at the time of this recording, this was like three days ago. So, I don't even think he's, I don't think he's been like a rain or anything.

In Laredo? Yeah, crazy. You think it's Amarillo behavior? To celebrate the 14th season of King of the Hill, Waterburger teamed up with the returning cartoon to collaborate on Hank Hill's favorite, the number two combo, the double meat waterburger. That's it. That's the whole thing.

That's why we didn't do it on the show. Fact. That's the fact. Most fact fact ever to fact on the show. It is just the, Hey, come eat Hank Hill's favorite. Number two combo. I first saw it and was like, King of the Hill collaboration?

This is going to be awesome. And then I looked at it and was like, it's nothing? I think it's supposed to be like a subversive. I think it's supposed to be a thing where it's like, well, yeah, of course Hank wants the double meat. Hank does nothing. Yeah.

It's just like one of those sweetie meal things. Yes. Except it's a cartoon. Yeah. Yeah. This is what Hank likes. Yeah. It's just very strange.

It's my favorite. I tell you what? Yeah. We're like, I would have loved. if they did something for King of the Hill for Water. It's so... It's the only tie-in for the season.

Like, I've been watching it. I actually just finished it yesterday. And, like, there's so many... I feel like missed opportunities. There's... I keep getting this ad for, like, the progressive commercials where it's like, don't become your parents. Yeah. Breaking down boxes is something you have to do, not something you get to do.

I go, Hank Hill would say that he gets to do that. Yeah. I was like, that would be a great time. It's a great tie-in. Yeah. A lot of mistaken days. Yeah. It's just a little disappointing on that front.

Along with the Butterburger. The season was good, though. It felt like good old King of the Hill. That's cool. So I'm happy they made it. Yay. Does Waterburger use propane, though? No.

Well, yeah, I mean, they, what do they use? Gas? I have no idea. The gas is propane. It's not, you think it's open flame charcoal? Like, so what do you think it is? Oh, fair point. Maybe it is propane.

He has to install... I don't know that around to me. It's natural gas. Sorry. Is natural gas not propane? No, I think it's natural gas. Yeah, it's a standalone. Oh.

I think that's why propane's called propane. Yeah, Hank Gill would know. He would. Hey, anyway, every month, Action News, Jacksonville is teaming up with Waterberger to recognize an outstanding teacher who will receive a $250 supply grant. Oh, brother, just what we need.

Emboldened teachers. Um, hey, teachers, guess what? School's out forever. Sauce monkey's going to steal the $250 on his dirt bike and do a loud wheelie so scare you and take the kids to Waterburger, then leave them there and make them all say you did it. We're a homeschool podcast now. Some dipshit parent is making his kid watch this for homeroom. Do you think?

Well, they've learned a lot on the show. They learn about what happens to the dead body. Yeah, they got to know how much cremated bodyways. They learn about what it's like to make movies. Yeah. There's a lot of information. Dude, we're covering everything. And they learned about what happens when you take a cop's gun. Or what happens when you try to take a cop's gun.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which we don't advise, but if you do it, let us know. Just make sure you're fast enough. Yeah, you better be blickety-split. And watch out if Nick's going to use his dirt by, I can do a loud-wheel-be-so scare you. Too scary. Listen, don't worry about it. I was excited writing that one.

I'm like, all right. Getting after teachers again. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's going to happen to the teacher when the kids say that they took the... The teacher took them to the Waterburger. Oh, no, and then Ms. Johnson dropped us off here.

That's what he's going to make them all say. And then, I don't know. I guess we'll find out. Nick's going to buy the... Nick's going to steal the $250 and get all the kids' diggy flavors. Yeah. Oh, and they can all... They don't even have to, like, hand it, like, around.

They can just swap. Well, if you put two digie flavors like this, you can battle. What? You can battle them. Let her on. Connect the prongs. There is a bunch of lightheaded children. Yo, I've been waiting to fight.

I've been waiting to fight banana raspberry. Get over here. Get over here. Everybody knows banana raspberry is weak to blue raspberry. Whoa. Of course there's types of matches. Yeah, this is a great idea. The kids become the bayblades because they're like, like,

they're bouncing into each other. They're bouncing off the walls and then falling over. What last fact already? Whoa. Oh, my God. I can't believe it. It felt like it's been forever. After signing with the rest.

Red Sox in February, former Astro's third baseman, Alex Bregman, made his return to Texas against his former team and claimed that the first thing he did when getting here was to go to Waterburger. We're hearing conflicting things about if Bregman actually even went to Waterburger with the only evidence being reports of someone banging a trash can to help navigate the former Astro in the drive-thru. Michael, this is very funny baseball joke, and many at home are laughing, so don't worry about this one. He spelled it right, though. Yeah, I knew. That's good. Listen, listen, that was for, like, the rest of the people in the room. But I was mindful of the reader.

I appreciate it. You were really serious on that one. You made sure your grammar was good. I was expecting a Miles Straw joke. That would be even more niche. Yeah, he's on the guardians. I think he sucks. I think he's in their minor league system now.

I don't think he's on the garden. No! Well, he sucks. We told him. Oh, yes. I let him know. He wasn't happy when I let him know. That was like five years ago.

It was a long time ago, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Alex Bregman That's hey Astros losing their lead By the time this comes out Might be the Mariners Do you think angels are coming up to you

Watch out if we keep We keep playing the Dodgers And get no triple place on Joey O'Donnie Insane We might just win Let me chime in with a baseball question Do you think he ever said to a woman I'm gonna impregnate you

Do you think he ever said that? I No I think that's what he says No But I think like I think that's too clever for him.

But boy, that's fucking good. That's pretty good. But boy, did he slap the pillows. Yeah, he let her know. That's how he said to find. He comes the curveball. Oh, damn. Oh, shit.

It's a slider. High and tight. A little bit of chid music. A little bit of chint music. Baseball judge. They work, man. It's pretty good. Very good.

Leave a comment. Dude, those weren't really baseball jokes. If he's lucky, a little, maybe a back door slater? That's what I'm talking about. Deep to Sermfield. Jesus Christ.

That's why we have that chair. Let's get the lefty in here. Hold on. They're teeing up for a squeeze place. Okay, all right, all right, all right. Small ball. All right. Bunt.

Yeah, that nice. Fun. There you go. That little baseball bat. They use it, that little baseball bat. A little one. They use to check tires. A little.

Swin of a mess. Oh, man. All right, let us know in the comments. those baseball jokes. Let us know your baseball jokes also. We're trying to get to one million comments on every video. Like this and the next one. That's like a 7 billion view video. Not even.

It's like a trillion view of it. One million comments. It has like 16 billion views and it's got like 2,000 comments. A billion views, that's tired. A million comments? Yeah, that's true. We want the comments to out monetize that, but we want the comments higher than the views. Yeah, absolutely.

Oh my God, that would be awesome. A million comments is little views as far. Based on average view count, everyone would need to leave about, let me see. Everyone can leave a bunch of comments. Let me do a cut in there and everyone leave 10 comments. But here's the thing, you can't leave 10 in a row. You got to wait for someone else to at least post a comment and you got to go back and forth. Because it can't be all spam.

It's not even that many. If everyone leaves 67 comments. Yeah. Right. But like, you can't spam it. You got to put the effort in. Yeah. You got to wait for another comment.

It's like being in college and they're like, oh, we're using the blackboard system where you had to like, go online and reply to, like, do you remember college? It was like 20 years ago. It was like 20 years ago. You replied to like reading questions, but then it was like, leave your own responses, but then reply to someone. Right.

And so you'd write your stuff out, and then you just find someone and you go, wow, great insight. I thought what you said about this sentence was really insightful. It's like, I didn't read this shit. It's like AI. Yeah, absolutely. AI does. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So start doing that in here. This is good. Those are the facts. We're going to get two million comments. Yeah. In no time. You guys feel like you learned a lot about Waterburger? I've learned a lot about Alex Bregman. Yeah.

That guy's kinky. That's pretty good. And we're against teachers still, so... Something's never changed. That's right. Whenever the teachers show, why Sousa Monkey get a dirt bike all of a sudden? He got a dirt bike, baby! It's loud and it scares him.

Only for teachers. At least now he's cleaned it. Yeah. It's not... It was all muddy before. It's not all great dirty bike. When I was thinking, I didn't know if you remembered. I was going to write dirty bike.

Oh, I sure did. I was going to write dirty bike just to keep that going. Yeah, that's like every other fact before that. I really started putting it together about halfway through these. Dude. Dirty bike just makes me think it's a bicycle. Uh-huh. Right.

It's a very dirty bike. It's not a dirt bike. No, no. To me, he stole enough like grants and shit. Right. Buy a dirt bike. He only needed about like 10 of them. Yeah.

Just think, right, right, right. And he's like fucking spinning out. He's got in my head, he also has like a mullet Like taped onto like the back of the mask Is he wearing a helmet? Uh, no, fuck no Like a small one Like a little one?

I mean he could wear a helmet under the mask But like the monkey He looks cool He's got a mullet He's also in my head wearing a yellow tank top Okay Yeah

So he's kind of looking like I don't know like the stereotypical bully From like a 90s cartoon Yeah yeah yeah yeah Well that that's who I feel like Is against teachers Is a guy on a dirt bike going And he's like

a tank top and then he takes all the kids to the water burger and leaves him there. Remember that kid on Malcolm in the middle who was always on a dirt bike? Yeah. Like he was pretending he was on a dirt bike. Yeah. That's cool. Dirt bike's cool. Are you describing almost that kid that was his friend in Terminator 2 in the beginning? Oh yeah.

The kid who played Bud Nick from Salute your shorts. Yeah. He had like the mullet going on the dirt bike. That's very much that when I think of like bad kid, that's bad kid. Yeah. In my head. So we're going to put that on a shirt and it's just going to say bad kid. Bad kid. We just get a picture of that kid that says bad kid. It should be the

monkey on a dirt bike. That's, dude, that's sick. It says bad kid. That's awesome. And on the back it says, teachers beware. They see me coming. Teachers beware rocks. That's so awesome. I don't like a shirt that just says that.

On the front. It's just a teacher beware and nothing else. image nothing. If we made a shirt that just said, leave a comment if you'd buy a teacher's beware shirt.

Let us know. And if you leave a comment saying you would, you legally have to. You legally have to. The monkey and his dirty bike will find you. Teachers beware is crazy.

You wear that to school? That's awesome. And then never go back. You're going to the bad kid's school after that. You don't even have to chew a pop tart to the shape of a gun to get in trouble for that one.

The A Teachers Beware is awesome. Oh my God. So what did you guys not think about like the food, but the whole Whataburger experience because it was new nice water burger. My thought was why. Michael went to the counter that we hung out at. There was like a little standing sitting countertop. I feel like that countertop is for people in our situation. And it was nice.

Who were not staying but wanted to be out of the way. Michael walked over and put his hand on and he went, this thing ain't ever getting used. I was like, this is really nice for something that's never going to be used. It didn't need to be built. Nobody's going inside fast food restaurants anymore. Especially to sit at a bar style. No one. Yeah.

And also, that shit would have blown up. A lot of booths. 10 years ago? 15 years ago, it'd be like, damn, it was nice as hell. Yeah. It being so new and so nice, it had a lot of room. It was a big dining space. Right.

Why? Who's going to dine in there? Nobody. I don't know, but it was nice and I can't deny it. Yeah. I mean, I can't deny it either. I'm just thinking of the, like, the financial numbers, Jordan.

The actual experience of going in there and stuff, I have no comment on because I thought it was, it was a little slow, but I mean, whatever. It's water burger. We'll learn more about how slow it is in the review section. We were just talking about the Witcher and oblivion. Oh, yeah, that's right. There was nothing else to,

like nothing came up and derailed their discussion. Except the shake. We were just waiting to figure out what the shake tasted like. Michael started You started playing the Witcher 3, yeah I'm also playing oblivion And Nick's like going crazy Those are the things that like Nick goes crazy

They're fun Yeah They're good Nick loves it Nobody plays Witcher 3 Talk to me Everyone to play Witcher 3 I think everybody

I'm like the only person That I know that has not played Witcher 3 I haven't played it Oh really But we're all I'm closer to playing it today Those guys

They don't Who's those guys Those guys There's another show That don't talk about that show The one in your pocket That's what I said Those guys

You ever played it Gavin Probably played it He said he didn't. He did? He tried to. He didn't like it. Or he didn't reach the point I was telling you about.

Probably couldn't understand it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Probably couldn't understand. Not right. Pasta. Pasta. Taco.

I'm done, by the way. Urinal's. What was the other one? Oh, yogurt. Yogurt really pisses me off. That one's not even like. That one's like not real. That's one that they go, hey, we're going to fuck.

fuck with, like, Americans with this one. Yeah, they all, like, we don't actually say yogurt. Like, let's just really fuck them up. Yeah, let's just go yogurt. Oh, it's yogurt. Yeah. Get real. Stupid. If you say yogurt, leave a comment.

Leave a comit. Hey, do you guys want to learn about the food? Yeah, let's see. All right. Let's see what they got to say. Inventory. Oh, instead of inventory? Say that, too, sometimes. Yeah. Advertismet? Advertismet, yeah.

Aluminium, is that the thing? Yeah, but it's spelled different. There's a spelled different. That one actually makes sense. I'm not really sure who's wrong, who's right on that way. But that one I'll let slide, because that's how it's spelled. Yeah. The other shit, like, no slides.

Collure. Culler. It's color. Yeah, but they say color. Yeah, but they're wrong. Hey, uh, bacon water burger, uh, bacon wrangler burger. The bacon wrangler double. Stacks too fresh.

100% American beef patties with bacon, Monterey Jack and American cheeses, pickles, crispy onion strings, and Chipotle Aeoli, all layered between toasted buns built for big appetites. It's a big burger. It was a pretty big burger. It was very big bag. It's fucking messy.

I didn't eat all of mine. You didn't eat all yours. You didn't eat all yours. No, not even close. I didn't finish it. I'm still on. Really? I'm not feeling well, though. Yeah. Don't hold that against it. No, no. I had all those bagel bites. I would have eaten the whole thing. I did. He was eating all those bagel bites I'm wondering, like, why, I just don't know. What did it?

I woke up. And I was like, I better get a Starbucks frat quick. Venty. I did. Oh, boy. I did. Dr. Pepper, Blackberry shake. What a burger's signature, vanilla shake, base,

swirled with a familiar Dr. Pepper and a touch of blackberry flavor. The result? A smooth, indulgent treat with just the right amount of pizzas. It says pizzazz. It says pizzazz. A Texas size delight in every cup. All of their shakes are vanilla based, right? Yeah.

And then they just add stuff to it. That is what they do. They start with their vanilla and they just add stuff. I think that's another reason why it like it never feels like it comes through. It has a weird flavor because you're just adding stuff to vanilla and vanilla is a flavor. So it's bizarre. Exactly. Vanilla, like as much as people like to say, vanilla is the base of something.

Oh, it's plain. No, it's vanilla. Yeah. Vanilla is vanilla. Vanilla is just a vanilla. It has a flavor. Yeah. So it's so really it's a Dr.

pepper, blackberry vanilla shape. Yes, yeah, yeah. And the blackberry, I think, is the really overriding flavor and, like, the whole thing. But then you're right, the deeper you got into the drink. It kept changing until it was melted and you went, oh, it tastes like I'm drinking Dr. Pepper. Yeah, and I didn't like it at that point. It was very weird. Here comes the change up.

Yep. Is that baseball? Yeah, it's pretty good. This is pretty good. Where do you go, man. It was changed. He was sitting on that change. I was, I wasn't sitting on it.

I wasn't. That was live. Sitting on that change up You can see that thought I know, we could have, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's really good, damn. I mean, sitting on anything, really, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, damn. We go back, we can squeeze that in. You were saying that the pickles were really overwhelming on the burger.

You don't have that problem. No, I pulled those pickles off maybe. It's what I should have done. There was a lot. There were a lot of pickles. I was watching you do it. There had to be like five or six. God damn.

I took a bite that was like nothing but pickle. Yeah. And it was just the overriding flavor. and I was like, I wish I'd taken this off. Yeah. I didn't like that bite. There were many bites. Like, a lot of the bacon fell out of mine.

I don't know why mine was the messiest one. They were all pretty messy. I think yours was the messies because you like ate the most. You opened it. You continued destroying it. You opened it and just have a shit show. I took a picture and Michael went, if you just... I didn't open it.

Oh, is that just what happened? That happened. He was holding it and it flat. That's fucking crazy. I took a picture and Michael went, if you just zoom in, if you can't even tell that's food. No, it doesn't look like food. No.

It was not great. It was really something. The don't taste the onion strings at all Like the onion things No, there weren't enough of them No, not at all They were barely any in there The distribution on mine

Was why I kept eating it Because all of the bacon was at the back And that's why all the bacon fell out Tough And then all of the, like, Chipotle Aoli was like Over to the side And I was like, okay, I guess I'll like eat over here Like I'm just trying to get the one bite

That has all the elements Right And I don't think I ever did Because when the bacon fell off Like it had a pickle stuck to it And then stuck to the pickle was like all of the onion strings. Oh, geez.

Yeah, so it ended up on the wrapper. It's escaping. Yeah, it's getting out of there. Mine was a mess with more ways than one. Nice crispy bacon, though. No, it wasn't. Oh, mine was. Mine tasted like microwaved bacon.

I meant it was not crispy. It was like chewy. What don't you get? I'm telling him that it wasn't. Crispy. Mine was fine. It was fine. He liked it.

I liked the crispiness. He ate like his whole burger. Yeah. It was solid. It was solid. It was solid. It was sticky. It was like a sticky...

Dude, I took the first bite and like all the aole was just like all over my face. I was like six napkins later. Unwrapped it and it was upside down. I flipped it over and my hand was covered in. Yeah. Like immediately. There's a lot.

Press material. Quote, as a proud Texas born brand, Waterburger was built on bold flavors, genuine hospitality and a spirit that feels like home, said Waterburger. and CEO Debbie Stroud for 75 years we've brought that taste to communities

across the country serving up high quality delicious food that celebrate our roots through flavor and freshness. The bacon wrangler double is a delicious reminder that you can always experience a little bit of that spirit with every bite. I read all that, I have no idea what she said. Nothing was said there.

It's a bacon cheeseburger. Yes. Don't worry there's more. Yeah, but did you not feel the spirit of Texas? It's the spirit of Texas in every bite or whatever. The spirit of something. Yeah. Is this from the Dr. Pepper people?

The new Dr. Pepper Blackberry Shake is the kind of treat that takes an ordinary moment and makes it feel just a little extra. Said Waterberger Senior Vice President and Chief Marketing Officer Scott Hudler. We paired two Texas favorites in a way that feels fresh but familiar, fun, unexpected, and full of that signature Waterburger deliciousness. It's the kind of sip that you'll keep you coming to. back all season long. Whoa.

I don't know that I get another one of these, but I want other people to try it because it tastes weird. And when you do, leave a comment. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Did the flavor change? If it tastes weird, was it just vanilla? Is vanilla a flavor?

This is good. And when you don't, make something up. Yeah, in the comments. But make it up like, you can be a liar if you want. Yeah. You can be a believable liar. Don't just tell us you didn't get it.

Right. We were talking about the 23 flavors of Dr. Pepper. And this added more flavor to the Dr. Pepper. Right. Apparently, two more. Yeah. And we don't know what the fuck the 23 flavors are of Dr. Pepper.

Do they advertise them? Is it a secret? They just say it's 23 flavors. They do say that. Yeah. But they don't list them out. No, I don't think so. I don't know if it's a proprietary secret.

Does anyone challenge them? Oh, they're like, I only taste 20 in this thing. Right. Like, that could be like false advertising. Yeah. They have to list the ingredients on the side of the can. Maybe that's. I don't think they're on there.

I don't think they put like. to list the flavors. They don't put the... They don't put the spices and herbs on the side of the chicken. I look every time. You looking up 23 flavors? I'm looking up just to see if it's out there.

I don't want to see people's... Just to see... Just to see... Just to take a look. Just to take a look. If you had to guess, what do you think... Pepper. Yeah, I would think so.

Black current. Oh. That's like a British thing, but it seems like it would be in here. Cherry. Oh, that's a good one. Cherry's a good guess. I think that's a good one.

Thank you. It's my shirt. It is. Stop laughing. This is like a U review section. Oh, that's right here. This is on Quora where people ask the questions. Yeah.

Oh, that fuck that place. Yeah. Did I ever Google, I end up there? It's like, oh. Let me just read you the first paragraph of this guy's answer. Oh, my God. This was six years ago. This is by an associate broker at Coldwell Banker, residential broker.

That is the age old question asked by millions of peppers around the world. It is written on the back of a cocktail napkin from Lafitte's blacksmith shop bar on Bourbon Street by three old friends who were celebrating a birthday. They came up with a concoction unlike anything ever to come from a bottle of pop. No, they didn't. That's fake. He goes on to use in other paragraphs the words fourfold. This guy sucks. Methinks the doctor.

Mr. Pepper has 23 flavors, I fear. Three lads who've been acquainted since birth, lifelong friends and companions until the end of their quest. Nick took his headphones off. He hates it. Well, we have our review of Waterburger, but we need to hear from you and a segment

we call you review. Wait, that's the other one. Oh, right. Jump the gun. Yeah, sorry. That's the end. Hopefully someone made that already. Oh, yeah, hopefully. Okay.

Nick put it in, I'm sure. We got three of them right here. Who wants to jump on that first one? I don't know. I feel like we recorded last week's yesterday, and you told us which ones to read. Yeah, these aren't specific. I'm kind of waiting for you to do that again. All right.

I don't know what to do. Is this Alyssie? Elise, maybe? He's spelled very. Yep. That's tragedy spelling. Yeah. ordered an adult meal

That's nice An adult meal Not just a meal There's not kids meals And adult meals Throughout the bat Ordered an adult meal With a Dr. Pepper

And a kid's meal With a Sprite and fruit snacks At the window They handed me a 32 ounce sprite Uh oh dot dot dot dot dot I said This was for a kid's meal She shrugged

And responded Just give her a little bit of them I just looked at her And she asked for the cup back And said I don't know why he did that I was like You still handed it to me

32 ounce cups don't go with kids meals. T.F? Question mark. Also, my fries were cold when I got home, which is not typical for me. Also, just found out they gave my daughter a cookie instead of the fruit snacks. Not coming back to this location. Do yourself a favor and don't come here. You got extra soda and a cookie and you're pissed off. Well, I mean, judging my other way she spells her name.

She probably doesn't want. Wait, well, no, she wouldn't be going to work. She wouldn't be on what? Yeah. Oh, no, I'm really concerned about my kids' health. Yeah. Hey, hey, what do you want? Hey, this idiot wants a Sprite. Give the kid a 32-9 Sprite and a cookie and doing the show. I don't know when she goes, she asked for the cup back and said, quote, I don't know why he did that. Who's he? Who's he? What are you talking about? I don't know what any of that means. Was it some other guy? A phantom cupman handed you the 32-ounce cup?

A ghost, a spirit, an apparition came through. Just give her a little bit. Yeah. T.F. Just give her a little bit is awesome. Hey, this is like really big for my kid. I mean, just like, give her a little bit. Yeah, I don't know. She probably, your kid's gonna be so stoked holding a giant soda and you take pictures that'll look funny.

Also, I can see if you didn't order a Sprite, you did order the Sprite. You ordered the Sprite. Just give her a little bit. Just give her a little bit of Sprite. I'll be honest. That's what I would do. Well, I mean, it depends.

Did you get the kid-sized version of Dr. Pepper? Oh, that's true. Yeah, I'm only getting a little bit of Dr. Pepper. She didn't clarify. She didn't clarify. Why do you do that? But, but. Who?

But her fries were cold. Her fries were cold. That's not typical for me. Usually she drives fast enough. That's typical for me. Fries don't get cold around me. Okay? This is strange.

I have a warm personality, I'm told. People usually have me come over when they want their fries warm. And so this is strange. Usually I drive home reckless and get home fast. But I mean, but, but, I mean, those fries hot. So that's all that matters. You're welcome. This next one is from Blake Bortles.

It says Blake B. I can only imagine. You can only. If I could give a negative two rating, I would in a heartbeat. That's a new one. This is the most poorly managed Waterburger Restaurant I have ever been in. The staff stand. No, they slowly shuffle around. I feel like shuffling is such a common complaint with people.

They slowly shuffle around. Disregard customers. glances by not looking at them while the staffer stands behind the counter and complains of I'm tired I can't wait to call corporate dot dot dot without any customer support what doesn't make sense

one lady at the cash register did respond when I asked about another customer waiting for 10 minns before I got there her response actually resulted in the lady getting her food about two minns later Unfortunately, as usual, the order was wrong, missing several items from an online order. It doesn't get any easier, does it? I don't know, does it?

Employees argue in public, shouting across the dining section, entertainment at least. So the thing that really I want to try to break down is complaining of I'm tired, which is in quotes. And then the next thing, I can't wait to call corporate, is also in quotes. Right. So is that the employees? Is that a complaint? These are saying, I can't wait to call corporate. I'm going to report the shit out of myself.

Those are very common complaints. I remember, you know, like, Nick woke up at 4 a.m. yesterday. It was like, oh, I'm so tired. And I was like, I know. I can't wait to call corporate. I can't wait to call corporate. He's always complaining of I'm tired. Shuffling around, complaining of I'm tired.

Also, I just love picturing how they, like, shuffle. I asked about that person's food. They got their food two minutes later. I did that. It just wasn't ready two minutes later. I made it ready and cook faster. Coincidence?

Some would say that. They were waiting until I asked and they got their food. So did I make it for them? Did I just do your job? So actually, negative two stars. Huh? Thanks, Blake Bortles.

Yep. Yep. But one more. He played an AFC championship game. From Beverly S. What a burger be having way too many employees on a shift to be as slow as they are.

This honestly has to be one of the worst locations I've visited. It's a bunch of kids and that's not always a bad thing but when they rather socialize than do the job they were hired for, that's death a problem. DeF. Ordering online is an absolute waste of time because you've gone still arrive and wait well beyond the

seven min's the app slash site quotes. If anything less than one star was an option, I'm sure they'd be in the negatives. Unfortunately in Maynor options are super limited. I love this review. That's not the one we went to No, it wasn't. It was new

Like the new one, the one that we went to It was too nice. I didn't have any one started. Yeah, pretty much. And this one, I just went to the Mainer one and I went, this is going to be good. And then so many called out, there's nothing to eat in Maynard except this Waterburger. That's all the reviews talked about.

They all just talked about, this is limited options in Maynard, this is it. And it's like, I don't think that's true. I heard they just got a Chick-fil-A. Listen, either way, if anything less than one star was an option, so the option here is that it would be less than one star. Unfortunately, in Maynor, options are super limited, made the last sentence sound like in Maynor, we can give no less. Yeah. Oh, sorry, this is a Maynard rating.

Two's the lowest you can go. I'm giving this a minus two. Excuse me, sir, you're in Maynor. Oh, one star. Damn What are you having way too many employees on his shift To be as slow as they are I love that line

That's so good Ordering online Is Beverly Lion? No No I don't think I don't think Beverly is lying I also like ordering online is absolutely Waste of Time You've gone still arrived And wait well beyond the seven minutes

It's pretty good It's good review This is what we're looking for in your review And I will say that aside All like that was in Intentional very good spelling and grammar Yep like this like the other ones is a bunch of gibberish right this one is like someone's like boy I'm gonna fucking let them They this is really well typed that they they wrote

Elocantly the way that they speak yes no misspellings no nothing straight through it's like the mark the mark twine style Yeah, yeah yeah that's really good and now Eric's gonna review the food No that's what you think I like how he still thinks I'm going for his nip Yeah It's close. It's close. I'm gonna have my dad get it. No.

Is your egg dad touching my nip? Well. Is your egg dead hatching? Well, we have. No, he's gonna think you're his son. That's the egg dad season finale. Don't look at him. Don't look at him.

He's gonna imprint on you. No. Egg dad season finale. You're gonna imprint on him. Well, he hatches and they imprints on you and he goes, I'm your father. But then Eric's my brother. Oh, is that good or bad? Italian, U-Talian.

Whoa. We tallian. We were doing that at the restaurant that you guys were talking about like the witcher. That he's like, hmm, Mexican? Yucan. I don't know.

You know about that. Because you went back to the Popeyes for the secret video, right? Yeah. That's happened that up. Hey, aren't you got someone else going on here? I got to get that secret. More diversity now. Bless Mexican people.

What? Crazy. Well, those are your reviews of What a Burger, but this is our review of the Whata Burger, Bacon, Rangler Burger, and Dr. Pepper Blackberry Shake, Jordan. What did you think of this offering? And just remember, King of the Hill was still an option, and you got this instead.

I'm not sure. Honestly, like, I think this would still be the better option because then it's just a regular burger and there's nothing to talk about. At least this thing, like, fell apart on me. Yeah. I have something to say here. It completely, uh, uh, disintegrated, uh, came apart.

And as I tried to eat it, it, uh, was like it was escaping. It escaped from itself. Yeah. It was like, it was just running away from me. Um, which was kind of disappointing because I thought it tasted pretty good. Uh, the Chipotle Aoli was actually like kind of smoky and spicy. And I think that's pretty, uh, unusual. it is for any fast food restaurant

for water burger that was the big like this is what makes it it now maybe that might be not enough because it's just a sauce it's a regular ass water burger burger with that sauce on it but that sauce is very different yeah sometimes I think water burger doesn't really have a lot of flavor but I think the double helped and like I thought it had a good grill on it

and like the patty actually had flavor I just never got a bite of all the components together yeah too many pickles and it was even if you like pickles way too many pickles too many pickles I would get this without pickles if you're going to go out and get it and leave a comment saying you did get it and that you got it without pickles um but uh it just it was so messy i don't even know if like

if i got a bite of everything and it was good i don't know if the mess was worth it i washed my hands like three times after eating this yeah yeah yeah um and with the shake the shake is weird it's just it it tastes like blackberry and then it tastes maybe like it's medicine and then it's Yeah. And then it's flavorless, and then it melts, and it's Dr. Pepper. And I feel like they're not, they're doing themselves a disservice by using vanilla as a base. I think they should just make a Dr. Pepper one? They should make a Dr. Pepper one.

That doesn't seem that hard. If you were, especially for how often they do it. If you always have a Dr. Pepper, then you think you can pull that off. Leave a comment saying that you're going to change your vanilla base. And if you can't. If you can't, why? Yeah. You got 66 comments to do.

Like answer all the questions. Do your homework. Um, so yeah, I'm gonna, it's, it's pretty, it's pretty middle of the road here. I'm gonna just go, I'm gonna go 58%. 58% for this water burger. It could have been better. Yeah. So this one's interesting because like everything Jordan said is correct in that like, it is a fucking mess.

There's too many fucking pickles. Like, we've done many reviews on food Lord we just hammer it the whole time. And it's a piece of shit. But also, it's pretty good. Yeah. Like the flavor is that. It's an absolute. mess there's shit everywhere

it's a lot of food the sauce is good it's a lot of fucking food yeah but but I was like it's pretty good I rarely like stop in the middle of eating and get mad yeah but like I was dude I made eye contact with Michael was like I'm fucking pissed yeah because this is a mess

I see that's again when I watched your burger open itself yeah I was like take a picture of this you were just like I held it up and it was just going yeah um all that and though pretty good his bacon was crispy yeah I've been hearing that. That's not messy.

That's fucking crazy. Your sandwich wasn't messy? No. Inside, sure, but it didn't get it on my hands. Yeah, he said it wasn't on his hands. That's not on his hands. I don't know how they managed that. I don't know.

I'm that good. Sure. Experienced eater. Remember when he needed two people to help him out of the car? One on each side? I had the camera and my dream. But you're that good. I thought you'd be able to do it.

Well, I don't have a third hand. Okay. Working on it. It only works on sandwich. and on the other hand. Use your monkey tail. You also wanted to say to, I forgot. The Spongeball movie.

We were talking about the, remember I mentioned the Scarlett Johansson? Yeah, the under title. Or how it's just like, she's like, I could turn you into it, man. I'm like, yeah. I then immediately thought of Nick going, have you experienced the mermaid?

I forgot to mention that too. I didn't want to say that in the movie the other. I thought that might be too much. But all that said, I'm still going to hit it with like a 74. 74. It was pretty good. I like Waterbury.

I probably would have been around a burger. I probably would have been around there. If it didn't piss me off. It was so funny thinking that from the get-go that, like, this is going to be higher up there. It is pretty good. But everything we're saying is true about it in the negative way. This is an average score is 66. And, uh...

That seems good. That's an amazing rating for how much we talked about it during this episode. Yeah, right. Yeah, we didn't really... Well, you're talking about a bunch of. But the flavors were there. It was everything but the flavor. Yeah.

It was like, the flavor was the good part. It's a rare thing to be like, it tastes good. I wish I could, like, wield it. You know, usually it's, this thing is, if you want, if you want Nick to, like, run a course, leave a comment and maybe he'll do like burger eating. Yeah, so we can look, we can learn out of wielding. And then we'll put that as a separate tier on Patreon.

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Oh. Better known as the Rudy, the Rudy's Pecos Pete guy. Oh, cool. FYI, he's no longer at the Rudy's on Lamar. He's at the one near Barton Creek Ball. That's the one we all used to go to. He used to be the only one.

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