100% Eat - The Most Marketing Forward Restaurant %% Shake Shack Black Truffle Burger & Holiday Shakes

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

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Jordan, I've been saying that for a long time. We tossed the floor mat. Look at that, he's coining, he's tossing. Hey, welcome to 100% eat. This There's so much clinkity clank. Welcome to the show where we Try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it, you probably do. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside My co-host Jordan swears. Jordan, how are you? Look, I didn't even have a piece of paper to read Didn't even use one. You were looking right at it. No, I. I wasn't no look look at my hands. I'm not you weren't holding it therefore

You cannot read it. I'm not holding nothing. Oh I guess I can't argue with that I want a shake Shack. I said, how are you and you didn't answer it I'm just plowing through it's not that I didn't answer see you didn't stop talking No, I said, how are you and then use with a jump in she said, how are you? I touched the paper I did yeah, he said how are you I touched the paper He said how are you and then he was like sort of going like I'm kind of like a close-up magician Jumping Jordan Jesus Christ I gotta jump in to talk over you, but you weren't looking at me like you were angry I know that's how you knew I was giving you a runway

If I was talking like this you better stay back. Whoa, did you smoke something? No, I sat in the back of the car with Nick. Oh my God. I was fine when I got in. I don't know what happened. We walked out. Leaving the restaurant. It was like the combination I think of it being a really,

it's definitely a chilly day. It says it's 60 degrees, but the wind's blowing a whole bunch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's certainly a chilly day. It says it's 60 degrees, but the wind's blowing a whole bunch. So it's really cold out. We ate a lot of stuff. Yeah, some of us more than others. And then it was just Nick going, oh. Too much chocolate today.

But at the same time, the sugar was coursing through his veins, so he couldn't contain himself. It was a very fast change from Outside and you were just pissed. Yeah, and then we got into the car He started like scrambling like he started like he was gonna start doing finger guns Yeah, like he got drunk, but panicky. Yeah, that's what it felt like right? Like it was on the verge of that. Yeah, and it just made me real tired it it really zonked Michael. It zonked him I call something well Jordan talks about he was getting sleepy and then I was like man

I'm getting sleepy too, and then it wouldn't stop and then Nick you're going So rich It was a longer ride back to it was man which which led to some conversations again We couldn't stop talking about the Gracie and the Fox game Still know what an escape it. I know it That CEO getting shot. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. A lot of good a lot of good topics covered on this ride along. Check out right along We also you were talking about death stranding because we were talking about. Oh, yeah We were talking about Metal Metal Gear Solid last time. Yeah, and then you're Kojima in general

Yeah, and you were like, I don't know if I should I get you know getting that stranding and like dude I was looking at I was looking at it like Cuz you were looking at dead man. I looked at dead man and I'm living there and I'm just like trying to get like the Most concise. Yeah, what is this? Which is impossible to do Well? He's the president asking about his son right son sort of But it's even just like what is this game about and it's already no more than I do and you're just like Yeah, what are you talking? But I mean that's that's Metal Gear also right is yeah But Metal Gear got there I agree it didn't start. Yeah, this is starting like metal gear I agree. It didn't start like this. This is starting like Metal Gear 7. Metal Gear sells out very simply. You are a man on a mission.

Yes. This is Vulcan Raven. This is Sniper Wolf. Here are the bad guys and you're fighting them. They're the opposite faction. Nanomachines. Foxdai. I don't know what that is, but anyway, back to killing. Right. It had a straightforward goal you were still trying to accomplish. I'm not sure what the goal is in Death Stranding. Well Death Stranding is him sort of unfettered, right? It's about extinction entities. I didn't know that. That's what the whole game's about. Isn't that what the whale is or something?

There's a whale? Yeah. Lots of them. Wait, the whale is part of that? Yeah. But people are that too. What about the baby? The-

Who? The baby is probably, as for brief information, the baby is about like the umbilical cords of other extinction entities. Because it's like, you know how umbilical cords is like good juice? EE cords? What if it was bad juice? No, no, no. It's like the most powerful juice. Oh, the most pure juice. Oh, oh, the most pure juice monkey. I think. Having never played the game, someone's like,

who's getting it all wrong? Yeah. It's not like that at all. It's like this instead. Right, it's like this. It's like this, it's totally different. Yep, I don't know how it ends. I don't know anything that really happens.

I don't really understand the game. But what do you do? You walk and you carry stuff. Yeah, but I'm gonna assume, I'm just going out on a limb, that the baby you're carrying is actually you and there's time travel. I don't think so.

That's what I think. That sounds a little, I don't think so. That's what I think. That sounds a little, I don't think that's it. That sounds like not even Hideo Kojima would do that. That's too easy to understand. I think that's what it is. That's my guess.

That's what you're like, I meant you. The baby is actually from a separate branch of time that you could have gone back on, but you didn't. He's your father from the past. Yeah, again, you're going, you're on like, Shimlan Twist and not Kojima, again, you're going, you're on like Shamlon Twist. And not Kojima like,

here's what it really is. And then here's like a mountain of research. You get to the, yes, yeah, you're like, you told me what it is but I still don't know? That's what it is. And now here's Conan O'Brien to explain it all. What? And then he's in the game. Okay.

I do like that, like, he's just he's in the game. Okay. I do like that. Like he's just, he's just inviting famous people. He likes to be in the game now. Absolutely. Yeah. Michael, should we play the game? What if you play it here and I watch you? I can't, I can't.

I know you probably can't. I can't put time into that game. I can't play that game. I want to play Metal Gear Solid V and I'm not playing it. Yes. I don't want to play this. Oh. I'd like to.

Yeah, but we could get some content out of it. I could dip my toe in it. Right, we could get content playing it here. I'm fine with that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm just saying I'm not going home and playing it. No, no. I would not expect you to. That's my answer. I would not play it in my free time as well.

Oh, okay. This is the first. We'll have Eric play it. Yay! Ooh, that would be good. I'll play it. Eric will play it, and I will go outside, and we'll have Eric play it. Yay! That would be it. I'll play it. Eric will play it, and I will go outside, and we'll just play some baseball. What?

No! Oh! OK. We'll see if I can hit the ball. We should definitely call it 100% plays or 100% play through, but we don't 100%. We don't do it to 100%. We definitely do not.

You're lucky if we turn the game on. Yeah, no kidding. Dude. It's like Eric Eric slow runs. Yeah Is this gonna be the first ever strand type game that 100% eat plays would be the only I gotta get ready to not play that one. Yeah, I think we need to take meticulous notes too so that we can That's what we have Gracie come for at least it gives her something to do. Yeah, she can take notes Quiz her. Gracie who is this guy that's dead man?

She actually knows what she's talking about. Yeah, she's crazy. She's plugged in. Gracie, jot down this monkey guy's name Well, Gracie's just like guys this might be the best game I've ever seen. Yeah, she really like it. She like gets it to it. Yeah, she's like I'm into video games. Yeah, she really likes it. She like gets into it. Yeah, she's like, I'm into video games? Yeah. We're all sitting there going, I don't even understand. She's like, guys, you're not paying attention to what I'm doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dead Man told us that when you enter the region's biological hazard,

everything shifts at a sub-natural level. And we're like, crazy nose? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just that weird overlap where it's like, her crazy and his crazy. Yeah. Yeah, where it goes, it takes like a smart person to understand what it is and everyone who plays the game isn't so A lot of people go this is actually really interesting like they don't understand it at all. It's pretty exciting

I feel like that's mostly what Metal Gear used to be is just like a lot of people who were like do a fucking Love Call of Duty and I love Metal Gear and then and then they were were like oh this one's confusing. We're snake Yeah, it's like oh, he's like he has something to say here. I'm out. Oh, it's political. Yeah, Eric dipped out Yeah, that's that's right was out, baby. Yeah, I only like fortnight dances and call of duty That's my stuff as long as there's two dollar and fifty cent horse armor. I'm in whatever game it is snake in fortnight yet Probably gotta be right. I would assume so i mean because konami owns the rights so i would just assume godzilla's in it you can wear him making wear like dunks huh yeah kept us waiting big yeah uh no i think he's like normal size it's like peter griffin's

in the game but he's like not like regular peter griffin it's like hot peter griffin i don't even want it i'm not touching that one touch it no touch it don't real touch it now don't have time for that. He isn't it. I thought you were showing me hot Peter Make a hot solid snake hell. Yeah Snake I was gonna say they put old snake well according to this thumbnail they did oh my god You know everything you see on the internet. You know I can't trust is Oh, yeah, that could be AI doing the show um yeah, all right Shake Shack yeah, let's talk more about Metal Gear. Yeah, okay. I don't know how many times I've ever been the Shake Shack I was gonna say what are you guys Shack Binion twice my Shack Binions are pretty high. Yeah, I really like Shake Shack Jordan had Goofy looks in for that's so

Godzilla he's so skinny. He's skinny. He's so skinny, but so muscly. Yeah, he's so lean Yeah, his that's not his biceps are crazy not my old snake It's all it's all hitbox render stuff like that's why everyone looks weird in the game They all have to have like the same hitboxes because people play it like tournaments for money He also he also is old but so smooth right? Yeah, he doesn't look old. That's why everyone looks weird in the game. They all have to have like the same hit boxes because people play it in like tournaments for money. And he also, he also is old, but so smooth. Right, yeah. So he doesn't look old. That's great.

That's how I'm gonna look. That's how you wish it. What do you mean? You already look older than that. Can't you wait? No. No, you gotta go gravelly for old sake. That was gravelly for him.

Oh no. Come on. Jordan had opinions about where, oh, I guess facts, not even opinions. About- Shake facts. Yeah, about like ordering from the kiosk at like different locations. That was, I just asked, cause I said that I have the opinion

that this is the most like marketing forward restaurant where it's like, we gotta get like these gen Z kids in. So make sure they don't talk to anyone. I'm surprised they don't have AI yet. It really feels like it's that kind of place. It would be the place to integrate AI, not just like some restaurants are doing with like the suggestions or the drive-through stuff,

but like literally like somebody, an AI generated voice talking to you. Yes. And like saying, have you ever tried this? Just say yes or no. But make sure you say it clearly because I'm a robot. Yeah, don't override my programming.

It is just, it's a restaurant to me that I like, I enjoy, but is so much more marketing than it ever is like. It's a brand. Big, but first and foremost Shake Sh It's a brand. Big, but first and foremost, Shake Shack is a brand. Big time. And they love to tell you that they're a brand and they love to tell you their story. Like that's their shit.

They love that stuff. I couldn't care less about their story. To me, it's just. I like their hamburgers. Yeah, I think the burgers are like just fine. I think they're good, but it feels like a place where they go, okay, what's our thing? Let's, everyone orders at a kiosk

and the hamburgers are $14 and there's gonna be a Gen Z thing, like it just feels like- Six-Six's been in Austin for like six years. And in that time, the restaurants, the layout, how you order and what they offer has changed so much. They have taken stuff away, added stuff, and then, uh, you used to have two lines. One, if you just wanted ice cream, that they had an

express line you would cut. Well, because everybody wants the burger. So they go there, the line gets long. But if you're just there for a quick scoop of their custard, their first custard, this guy wanted, you just go, he's had, you just go into three, we got six shakes. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't enough Not from not for Nick. It was way more than it was enough for Nick leaving the restaurant Nick Can you believe he's digested on something right before we started Okay, snacking on a cop drop always snacking on cough drops. You're trying to get me to suck him He was trying to get you suck. Yeah, he thought he thought that would help you drops in your mouth

Monkey juice, what are you doing here? That's a little monkey drop got like a tongue sore and he was like cough drop was like I don't think that will help him It's mental. Oh No, he's back. They see see now it's working though. He was trying it in the car when he was scrambling and it bombed Yes, it did and ever just went now. He's doing my juice when he was scrambling and it bombed. It was, and yes it did. And Eric just went, now he's doing my juice. And he was like, uh.

I got no recourse, like I don't know what to do. I thought you did a good job where you went, see now Nick, you're doing this and it's stressing me out for you. Yeah. And I could feel him going like, oh no, what, what do I need, what? It's like when you go to a standup show

and it's like clearly they're green and. Yeah. They're kind of fumbling a little bit and you're like, oh no, I don't like it's like when you go to a stand-up show, and it's like clearly they're green and yeah They're kind of fumbling a little bit. You're like. Oh, no. I don't like this for you. I don't like being here Okay, but like but like it'd be like if I was a little bit off stage next to me I'm looking at right here. I was doing I was working. I was doing audience for you. I was like It was like me going like, hey you can use my space. That's fine. You can use my place. Like it's like my little club like you can use it and he's like, how come people aren't laughing at what I'm doing? And I'm going, I don't know. It's kind of a you thing. These guys, i.e. the two of you, they're usually entertained by anything. So if you're out here, and they're like not having it, this is making me feel bad.

It must be you. You must me feel bad you you're usually going now you're like well I've been working on this just like shut up and I'm like oh man bring up the Jordans getting tired in the front I'm gonna take a nap and I'm like, oh dude, they can't wait tough crowd to cut Eric off and talk about some building somewhere He went there once No, no, no, you don't understand. It's cuz he went there with other that's that's why he brought it up It was it was interesting. Yeah. Nope. I Asked him when we were in the ride-along if it felt like Maybe it would be better like if he wore the mask because then he wouldn't say

He would just be going like we know like oh, you know more so Okay, he's hold Yeah, that was do it do it He forgot do it oh my god he forgot got he's wearing headphones first he forgot he was wearing the hat and he was like the hat is the problem let me yank this hat off he had headphones on over the house

kept pulling yeah I think he was trying to transform and then he started falling apart yeah wait wait wait wait wait hold on say the And then he started falling apart Yeah! Yeah! Woo! Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Say the line, Bart. Uh... I'll kill ya.

Okay, good done. You literally say, ooh? Like the line. I'll kill ya. I'll kill ya. oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god Oh This is why I was so against him taking the mask off in the first place this way always needs the mask

This is hurting our brand we're gonna have to start using AI To fill in the monkey, I'm just so dry now. I feel like I'm getting like, I'm having an allergic reaction to something. I don't know what it is. Say the line, I'll kill you. That's, that's the line? Oh fuck. What? I was sitting in the back with him. Yeah.

And he's going crazy. He's going he's gonna ice cream crazy. Yeah Combination full and ice cream. Oh, yeah, and I love that like, you know He's you were talking about something and like the last syllable was coming out of your mouth Uh-huh, and he's like and then anyway, and it's like what he said had nothing to do with what you said But but even what he said really wasn't like an interesting thing or anything That was well, it was just look There's a place and yes point at it say it out loud and I pointed that out and he's like wait wait wait hang on Essentially, I'm not just doing it for no reason right let me explain. I doing it cuz I went there once

And like guys you treat once Like guys you treat Things out I'm pointing things out cuz I went there one time with people that you knew That's a big deal Monkey money yeah monkey money that's his driving force were you there? Did you go to the book of the Peppa? And, and, I'll kill you. Yeah! Oh, the classic line!

The fan art in the Discord based on the monkey's new classic line. It's gonna be nuts. Oh boy. Can't wait for the new, the new little noise machine. Yeah. Hey, hey, I'll kill you. I got a juice.

Well, monkey juice. I'll kill you. What we learned from Dr. Robot Tomato is that he's making a 100% app and it's going to have like ratings and everything. I think it should probably have the soundboard of the monkey's classic line. I'll kill you. He updated and he said like Apple wouldn't let him make it call. So yeah, he couldn't allude to 100% eat in it. Why? What? Because it's a brand that exists that he doesn't With like I'm sure legally there could be something we could do like help about or not, but we're not

App or something I think he started calling it Was it just appetizers? I don't know I just know it's submitted I'm gonna change the name yeah change the name to like Appetizers. But you can get on the Discord if you join the Patreon and then you can talk to Dr. Robot Tomato because he keeps going like, Hey, do you have, are you on Android? Can you help me test this? I need people to look at this stuff. Have a look please. So he's doing it. Dr. Robot Tomato. Great name change from Dr. Robert to me

And why did he choose to change that name? It's because Nick went we're taking a call from dr. Tomato Dr. Robot tomato. He's like my name's Robert Where is that in the oh Boy, probably in general chatting. Yeah, also, everyone was talking about World News yesterday. I'll find it. Back to the Shack Pinions. I like them very much. I go there a lot. I do like their frozen custard.

Their shakes are okay. They're thin. Their shakes are really thin. Today especially, those things melted super fast. And it's cold and I don't know what's going on, but man, they were like, all right, let's see if we can drink it with a straw. We'll have to get spoons.

Oh, nevermind. Yeah. Like the only time it ever got stuck is like, oh, there's something in the shake also. That's it. It was very, it's just not what I was expecting from a shake. I also have never gotten any other burger there. That because I liked their regular burger so much.

So this is the first time I tried something because we had the black truffle burger. Yeah. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did. But really, the only thing that was different was that they put onions in some truffle on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The truffle aioli or whatever. Oh, Jesus Christ. Twoole or whatever. Oh Jesus Christ Why horrific things here when there's that? Which one's that okay, that's awesome hold that one up There it is Kazooie the bear That okay, that's awesome hold that one up Michael is There it is Kazooie the bear

That's what it's like when Michael makes fun of me when Gracie's around and then Gracie decides that she's gonna do it, too Yeah, me too me too oh Man, I do I do love a good, bad Photoshop though. Plenty on the fan art, the Discord, it's pretty good. You don't have to be talented, or even good at Photoshop. Nope. This episode of 100% Eat is supported by HelloFresh, where you'll always find meals that keep you fueled. Get 10 free meals at hellofresh.com slash free percent.

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or go to HyundaiEVLeader.ca to learn how WAA keeps you going. Hey, should we learn about Shake Shack? Do you guys want to know some stuff? It's already been 20 minutes in. But you already know their story, isn't that? They want to tell you their story, but we're gonna tell you a little bit more. This sticker looks good.

It's a good job on that one. It was dying here, the little SpongeBob sticker. Picked it up, I pull off a bunch of hair and shit, smoothed it out. We got another couple weeks out of this guy. And then we gotta go back. Our last Shake Shack episode at Space Jam, which I guess we ate there,

was February 2nd, 2022, where we ate the Korean-style fried chicken sandwich and gochujang fries and received an average rating of 71. I guess we liked it. That might have been the first time I was over there. Yeah. I think it was because you went, oh, went to Shake Shack, didn't get the burger. And because it was a chicken sandwich.

Oh, man. Oh, there you go. That would have ripped me apart today. I guess, I guess. Oh, we wouldn't have been able to eat it. There's no way. I got a house. Yeah.

I'll also say, I guess I have gone there and not gotten the burger. Yep, there you go. I think that was it. Totally forgot. I forgot we went there. All right, well, we didn't learn that much. So one against Eric.

That wasn't really a fact as much as it was a reminder. You guys learned something, you didn learn something no we got reminded continuing To not hold a piece of paper this is a Am I liked one close-up magic tick tock on take out? Oh, no, you're screwed. That's all I get now and why would you like it stupid cuz I went? Oh, that was pretty those are your full trick. Absolutely. Yeah, I'll kiss a bitch Good Pokemon It's just like you don't need it, though, like Kadabra is right.

You get Kadabra. Well, you can only get it from training. Well, and they make Kadabra that good because we get, you know, nobody has friends. Yeah, I would drive big and does nothing. Right. My bike to the ice cream shop. Got all my friend, Jace. You got all the is that where he worked? He wouldn't come there. No. I was like an eighth grade

It was just a halfway point between our two houses. Yeah, okay. Yeah, he wouldn't he wouldn't come to his house He was like don't go over and trade your Pogo with that kid And so you gotta meet him in a yeah, we can go to the ice cream shop, but you have to buy me ice cream You want this you want this alakazam? It's gonna cost you shut up Don't tell anyone I play Pokemon with you. Shake Shack does more than feed just you. They feed your dog as well. Thank goodness.

When you go to Shake Shack, ask for a bag of bones. Which sounds like a thing we just made up as a gotcha, but it's real. A bucket of bones Ask them for a wacky dude doesn't also you trust us enough to do it film yourself asking for both come on You can trust us monkeys honor I Think like I know I'm still trapped in the back of that car Yeah, cuz I'm reading that and it's just like I can't my eyes just dry and my face screeches And I'm like so itchy. I just I don't feel good. So do you guys want a bag of bones or what?

No, I want to whack a dude doesn't So what do you get for a bag of bones is a bag of bones right? What is this dog treats? Treats goddamn bones like chicken bones, okay? I'm just saying answer the man's question my fucking questions fuck What's in the box dog behind her I why scream kind of bones is it? Because it's for the art It's a line yeah, I know it's I the art. He's a one. Yeah, no. I got tired looking down there.

One of the secret menu, one of the secret menu DIY hack burgers touted at Shake Shack is the peanut butter burger, which is a burger, but then you also order a side of peanut butter and put it on yourself. Yeah, real hack. Hack and a half. Check out the dirt burger next. It's where you just throw some dirt on your burger and scarf it down you fucking freak Try the fucking asphalt burger next grow up real you really when I Mean from dirt to ass I want them lower on the ground. Just think about things on the ground. Just drag in their face After that try concrete. Yeah, that's right drag your cross concrete. You know have a concrete and some concrete. They actually sell them

Yeah, exactly The idea that you're trying earth's outer crust Have some intermantle, bitch The idea that the peanut butter burger is you put the peanut butter on that sucks shit That's insane. That is the thing at Sonic where it's like there are 10 million different Sonic drinks And it's like some blue with red some additional red with red There you go. Don't get this guy started on blue get some oh yeah get some cranberry So yeah, I didn't say get him started on blue. He went. I'll kill you

Well you said something he liked don't get him started on green. Yeah, I'll kill you There you go all right hit us with it time to learn in October of this year Two months ago. Yeah of this year, two months ago, Shake Shack agreed to pay, here it comes, $244,500 to the state of Massachusetts for you guessed it, child labor violations. The lawsuit included over 200 employees in 12 Shake Shack locations for scheduling minors in prohibited hours and failing to obtain work permits. I'll clap for it. The children yearn for the friolator Every I was talking to my wife this morning every fact sheet

I just like you get to like four or five and you're like, I'll look up lawsuits. Or four or five. First of all, just go straight to child labor. The first one is always what the last one is. Yes. And he counts that. It's a fucking freebie. The second one, half the time, is just like a statement from them, from their website.

Right. And then maybe there's. Right. And then maybe there's one fact. And then he goes, that's when you get to four or five. You get one decent fact there and then you look up lawsuits and arrests. You look up anything and then monkey chasing a lead down or hammering someone. Oh yeah, that's right. He's doing Colombo style stuff. He's wearing a trunch coat scope all of these places have child labor violations all of them Kids like shake shack Hire and someone else kids to work it was

200 employees yeah in this lawsuit uh-huh and their punishment is 244 thousand dollars nothing so why wouldn't the punishment is like? Do you know how much money they saved yeah by paying children, uh-huh And you know what my other children made yeah, exactly probably under minimum wage They probably built into their budget the two hundred and forty four thousand. Absolutely. It was one guy going like, if I short the stock, all right. As the CEO of this health insurance, I'm like Teflon. Oh no. All right, here we go.

Last fact. I guess I wasn't. One more fact? Let me shit through this. Delta Airlines announced that starting in 2025, customers sitting in first class on routes over 900 miles will be able to pre-select a Shake Shack Cheeseburger as their meal option nothing screams first class like a microwave cheeseburger at 35,000 feet while a guy named canvas starts climbing over you only using your

Glass of wine in 20 minutes you can go to the bathroom You're not getting Um, fast as ketchup? Okay. He's got a poor dieternament. When he started yelling, oooooh! I was like, dude, you're not getting- Yeah! Just so you know. Yeah. 900 miles is not that- it's kind of far. That's kind of far.

For a cheeseburger. Right. Not just first class. First class over 900 miles is like- You have to go all the way to Cougarville for that. You're gonna get Shake Shack from an airplane. Mm-hmm. I went To the Shake Shack at Menmaid Park. Yeah, I was just like, oh, I'm gonna get some ice cream cuz their ice cream So good worst ice cream of course How is he agreeing I don't know

But it's gonna suck How is he agreeing? I don't know. Shake Shack on a plane. Yeah! But it's gonna suck. Yeah! Shake Shack ice cream sucks at the place I went to. Of course! Yeah! Just stay to you. I'll kill you.

That's what I wanted to do. I'm done. Did you guys learn a lot? No! It's the one time he disagreed. Yeah! That, here's the thing. It is, oh my god, hang on, it's boxer Michael. Other way.

Oh, there you go. Great. There, now you can't hurt yourself. Yeah. This is to prevent him from smoking something so Gracie can come and play. Won't prevent me. Yeah! I can still do it. I

Can't imagine getting first-class cheeseburger. I should do is put this in next time. I see crazy. Oh, yeah, don't tell her yeah Are you mad? Why are you talking? Good six seconds. Oh, man. She would lose her mind for absolutely That's definitely what would happen But think about the cheeseburger. Yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't in first class uh-huh the food is a slight upgrade okay especially on a flight over 900 miles where you're probably gonna Get a meal anyway. No matter what class you're sitting in right?

So it's not like the Shake Shack cheeseburger is gonna be an upgrade from that even so it's a lot of investment to get Shake Shack and I think it's really funny that they're trying to Kind of align themselves with a higher class kind of thing where it's like well You can only get the Shake Shack if you're in first class. And it's like, I could get it now. I have the Apple iPhone. On most flights, and especially, like you said,

something over 100 miles, we're getting food in any class. They're gonna slap something out on you. First class, it's like, it's a service upgrade, right? Like the seat's a little bit nicer, space a little bit more. There's just less people, so there's less chance of someone annoying you. You are a better person than everyone else.

Yeah, and you watch them all walk by you. The idea that like, ah, it's luxurious. It's just like, it's just smaller and there's less, and the odds of someone being annoying is less. Yes. And there's- Well, unless you're with camp. Well, I think the odds are less. They're not zero

That's we prove that right there right that logic is incorrect that right off first class It's none of this thing these things will ever happen It's less likely to happen and the biggest thing is you get your own flight attendant, which is again It's just like it's just the same exact service, okay Like a tiny bit more tiny bit like upgraded, but it's more just like, oh, they'll come to you in not 40 minutes because they have a hundred people to like serve in Mac. You can look up at them and go, hey.

Yeah, like, like, like, like it's fancier. It's like the tiniest veil on top of like, no, it's just more convenient. What's funny too about first class is that that's how flying used to be. Yes. Oh, absolutely. In like the fifties and sixties. That's just more convenient. What's funny too about first class is that that's how flying used to be. Yes. Oh, absolutely. In like the fifties and sixties.

That's just what it was. Yeah. And now it's- And then they were like, we're like, well, if we just cram more people in. What if we cram these dipships in together and we don't give a shit? Eat these peanuts, fucking idiots.

And then, and then we make them pay. Yes you do. Oh, I'm gonna chomp down, baby. We make them pay to be treated like humans. They'll go crazy for it. Yeah. And we do. And every now and then a cam gets in.

That's right. Well, when a benevolent Michael upgrades the crew. Here's the thing. You bought all of us the first class back. That prevented like eight people from upgrading to first class. That were just... I didn't think about that until right now. They were probably on standby watching it. Absolutely. They're like oh my god there's so many open seats on this first class and then all of a sudden Michael went the whole crew like what what the fuck happened? How'd they do all eight? How's it one reservation? That's crazy. I don't know why Delta is putting it on their flight when they have a sky club that you

could put the Shake Shack in instead and it would get you. That would be a much better. Is that not like do the sky lounge? But now there's a, they have the food area, whatever. Have it be some of like these grab and go foods, but have it be a Shake Shack. The food and lounge in airport lounges always sucks. It's worse than the food on the plane. Absolutely.

So yeah, because you're on sea level and you can taste it. Food, food, but not like, I'll still eat some free cheese. Oh, right. Absolutely. You're talking about prepared food? I'm driving my shirt. Yup, but you're talking about you go in an airport lounge, I go to an American Airlines club, give me your fucking cheese, dude.

Absolutely. Those bagels are just as good, I'll toast my own bagel. Yep. Bagel and cream cheese. It just seems like why wouldn't you put the Shake Shack in, if you're gonna partner with them, put it in your Sky Lounge, have it be a luxury experience

for people to come into your Sky Lounge. Because fuck you, that's why. Oh, I didn't think about that. Because Shake Shack didn't wanna be associated with that. They wanted to be associated with first class. Now that's very true. That's absolutely what it was. I think it was just them going,

we're a first class food restaurant and this is a first class experience. And then you think about it and you go, all right, so here's the burger. It's in a plastic bag. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Even the burger today was like, they really just put them in that little sleeve

and there's nothing, I don't get a plate or anything. I was eating it off the table. Oh, me too. It's so small. Yeah. I like Oh me too. It's so small. Yeah Hey, I like Shake Shack. It's so small. It's so tiny We probably should have gotten doubles we didn't we should have probably gotten doubles, but like man that is just a Little tiny they are small, but I'm I'm fine with it. I'm always satisfied at the very least I'm not like him for that. That's true. Well, that's why he had to eat so much ice cream.

Yeah. Because you give him a tiny, tiny burger. For the burger, I could have had burger. Yeah, but for the price, I just, I guess I just want more for what it costs me to eat at that place. That is the thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But what did we eat specifically, Jordan?

If I remember correctly, it was the black truffle burger. Okay. And just going off the top of my head, I believe it had 100% Angus, it was a 100% Angus burger topped with Gruyere cheese and black truffle sauce made with real black truffle oil and their crispy sweet onions on a toasted potato bun. Oh, I just remembered all that?

It contains milk, egg, wheat, gluten, soy, and sesame. It's true. So you held the paper but didn't read it. That was pretty crazy. That was off the memory. I was holding it backwards It was weird to get a cheeseburger from Shake Shack and the cheese wasn't melted in the fucking slightest That cheese was they threw it on the top and then they went and here's your hamburger. We were also talking about

I don't know see it for me. It wasn't weird at all because I don't know if every yeah exactly yeah Is this normal? Like chicken it's also that biting it going. Yeah. Ow. Ow. Yeah. And you're like, you know, the truffle and I was, I touched my tongue. We were talking about how Michael asked, what are we eating today? Yeah. Because if it's something soft, I'll, I'll probably be okay. We're like burger and shakes. And you're like, okay, cool. I can do that. And then we on the way there Michael looked up what it was and it's got the Onion the fried onions on it. He goes dreaming about a crunchy burger Like this big picture compared to the burgers. That's this big

Also the size of those onion slices were Huge in the picture. I'll go. whoa, they're not even messing around. Like I thought they were going to be like little shoestring crispies. And it was like, yeah, yeah, Michael, you're fucked. And then we got it. And that's what it was.

And it was like, this is baby food. It was one of those things where- It was the softest burger I've ever eaten. It was one of the things where it's like, wow, not at all like the advertisement. No, I'm really disappointed. Except I went, oh my God, thank God. Oh my God, thank God.

What a relief Yeah, well man they uh They didn't skimp on the truffle aioli stuff, huh? There was they went pretty heavy on it and you never need to and when we get to the review we'll talk about this because Truffle oil truffle flavor in general is just so strong and hits you in the mouth with the umami that it just coats your tongue and can be overwhelming. It never compliments something,

it just takes over the thing. It did take it over, I wanted more. I wanted to dip it, I wanted a side of it. It kept screaming, take me over, control me. Yeah, I thought that was weird. I kept looking at the hamburger and my eyes would roll back and go, assuming control go assuming control

My wife got me a Garfield phone it's here at the office we might get a phone line We might have a 100% Garfield phone line It's pretty exciting. We're not gonna call it a hundred percent eat Garfield phone line. Well if it's on the Garfield phone Yeah, it's a phone line. I'm Garfield. I'm still on the fence of whether or not to allow this Garfield phone in this building. I think the Garfield phone could allow it in the building. It's certainly not going to be in this room, like on the table. Well, it could be. Right. It will never be back here. It should not be seen at all.

No, no, no. We're not going to put a Garfield thing up before Heathcliff. Well, then get a Heathcliff phone. It's a thing like you are on your Heathcliff like standard. And I have everyone who's a fan of the show on Heathcliff as well. Right. And I'm just don't want to let him have what he wants. Now that's true. That is we are aligned. Yeah. Yeah. It's you don't care so much about the Heathcliff part kind of a situation, but you care about the screwing over Eric. Just get you. That's it. He's against me in principle.

You're against me in practice. So again, it really works I'm just I'm against you getting a thing that you like that not necessarily I dislike but I don't also like right like where's what? Do I what do I get? I'm just like, uh-huh. I just what and my don't love it and Michael agrees Why would I help you that Heathcliff is better? Sure. Yeah It's not alive I if I must pick. No one can find an example of me being like, no, you said, remember that time you were talking about barfield?

Just directly counteracts. It doesn't exist. So having no stake in it, I just go, yes. Mostly like a, more of like a chippley guy, but that's just sort of, that's neither here nor there I suppose a real English Dennis the menace type situation Remember him yeah

Yeah, that's good Jordan we ate other food too I don't know the voice exactly but I know and it was cheap cheap Please yeah, yeah, yeah, it's pretty good. I just don't want only hurt your tongue the Christmas cookie shake mmm. It starts at six dollars and forty nine cents Got it you get there it is no sugar sugar cookie frozen custard topped with whipped cream Crumbled shortbread and holiday sprinkles mm-hmm the chocolate yule log shake or the little fucking little Debbie swirl squirrel squirrel squirrel, okay? As Eric was calling it also starts at 649 Chocolate frozen custard hand spun with chocolate cake topped with whipped cream cake crumbles and sprinkles. He's over there Can you hear him? That's why it was so good. You hear him. So good saying this. Mmm. Yeah, so good. He's going

Monkey juice and monkey fucking creaming dude gonna get yeah, he's gonna get his monkey juice all over I'll kill you Classic line you want it was really weird that we ordered three shakes by the end of it a fourth shake had been made Yeah, and next lap He's going on let me my own Fucking hell man Apple cider donut shake you guys can laugh in the background while I power through here apple cider donut frozen custard Handspun and Todd with whipped cream. You'll never guess whipped cream and cinnamon donut crunch The fuck does that mean what's the cinnamon donut crunch?

It was just a bunch of stuff. Yeah, it was just stuff on the top. Yeah, Eric hated that chocolate Chocolate it was fine. I thought chocolate shake. I thought it was so Crazy Whatever squirrel cake in there. There was nothing you'll log about it. No not at all. I guess the whipped cream Yeah, it was just like I made it a you'll log like it was just like It was just like a chocolate shake. It's just I don't know the the other two I liked a lot the apple one. I thought was like Really good. I was really impressed with that one. Um, chocolate was the best one. I thought was like Really good. I was really impressed with that one. Um chocolate was the best one. I think really

Is that really do you really feel that way? Yeah, really? Yeah, wow the cake pieces were really good, too I like the texture in there. I don't think Michael probably liked any of the chocolate was all right The the apple cider donut one hit me like I was like I think What is this what is this one was chocolate and then the other two were like white yeah I didn't know what the fuck was what well because you could tell by the shit on top But we had got you guys started pouring in the cups It was just they look the same of like just white cream in a cup yeah, and I was like this didn't come from Nick Yeah, I'm pretty good. Ied you come from Jordan side of the table

I like the apple one too. I thought I was not a huge fan. The sugar cookie one was like fine Yeah, that one was just that one was like the most probably that one was like the most plain vanilla of them at least the The apple one you got like some nice apple in it Whatever um the chocolate was just so great. Nick is over there smiling so fucking big He's he's smiling huge It's getting worse it's just everything so milk it's every way that you described and imagined it when you went like we got to get a camera On him, but out of focus and shitty and then it was like so good That's what cameras look like in 2004 when you were on aim like that's just what it was

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and usage, accessories sold separately. Oh man, well we have our review of Shake Shack, but we need to hear what you think first in a segment we call... Don't read the first segment. You review. Yeah, just just wait now. Should I read it? Jordan, you want to read the first one? You tell me. It's on the front. I pick up the only one who hasn't read it at this point. No, no, I'll read the first one. Okay. I just want you to be surprised by the first sentence of the second one. Yeah, okay, cool. Because it's about a sentence long. Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, so it's the first one. Joseph L, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, He ordered the black truffle burger and they gave me like photo I asked the somebody who seems like manager if they made it correctly showing my burger. He said they made it correct That's the whole

I ordered black truffle burger, and they gave me like photo I asked the somebody who seems like manger if they made it correctly showing my burger comma. He said they made it correct That is a one-star review on this Shake Shack. I know what he's trying to say, huh? No, what at no point in this review does he come close? To making sense of what he's trying to talk to the major about it. What he said. Yeah, I said it You guys are I want to say you're right, but also I disagree This is what happens when you order the black truffle burger I guess so it makes you talk to manger and show them picture and they gave me like photo

I asked the somebody they gave me like photo. I asked the somebody. They gave me like photo. The somebody. I asked the somebody who seems like manger. Hi, excuse me. Can I speak to the somebody please? The somebody who seems like manger. Yeah.

Oh my God. Who, I'm sorry, the somebody? Yes, the manger. Thank you. Did you make it correct? Yeah. Yeah. Joseph L. Thank you very much for your review. But Jordan, why don't you go to the next one?

All right. Got to get through Daniel are. Okay. He says, I wanted for you. I didn't want you to spoil it. That's what I did. I thought I could just read it.

Got my burger stolen. for you. I didn't want you to spoil it. That's what I did. Damn it. I thought I could just read it. Got my burger stolen. And the second time they got it wrong. Lastly, the weight was too long. I need more details. I need more detail. Got my burger stolen and it continues and doesn't reference it again. my burger stolen try it again later And on top of everything wait was too long I Got my like burgers like like they gave your order to someone else or like some give me your burger You know what I mean? I think stick up give me I think he was probably eating it outside He's about to take the first bite and a seagull just came down and took the whole thing. Which would be so weird.

Yeah, that's really strange because we're in Austin. Yeah, we're nowhere near it. So it doesn't make any sense. We're not at SeaWorld. Burger got stolen and then they got the second one wrong, the replacement, I assume. Lastly, the wait was too long. I need more details, Daniel. I don't know. There are no more details.

The amount of time that it would take the burger got stolen this is taking forever was it a really quick steal we don't know we have no idea for a guy on a bike road by and he went yoink yeah oh did he look like he was in a hurry hungry Harry he rode away and he kept yelling depose, depose! Did he say that he was yelling just got done with work? I could use a bite to eat. No one can catch this guy, he must be a professional. Burger got stolen.

I don't understand. I've never had a burger stolen. I wanted Michael to read this, but I want to hurt his mouth. So Jordan, yeah, there's a lot of words here. A lot of words here. This is Jess B. If you want a subpar burger at ridiculous price, then look no further. Lack luster. Two words over hyped. Two words. Burger had zero flavor forwards. They didn't get the special sauce. Maybe that's where they hide all the flavor. Pickles were nice and crisp. I asked for fresh onion. The

cashier asked me if I wanted to eat them now. Michael like threw up a little bit. What the me? No, I want you to put it on the burger asterisk note. The person running the register that day was enough to make me never want to return. I guess it's the end of the note. Then I tried the food. Nope. Combine it all. And what a colossal waste of time. Dot, dot, dot. And money fries were borderline stale. Chewy zero taste, not crispy room temperature trash. Shake was so chalky. It was quite literally like putting The hills were rolling like hills would be Left still hungry like Nick No, not now Left hungry, but full later

Bullshit, I got bamboozled guys. I ate my heart out. I was so full until I got home explain that yeah Just a few hours later hungry again now curious I ate my heart out, I was so full, until I got home. Explain that. Yeah. Then I got hungry. Just a few hours later, hungry again. Now, curious. Can I get some fresh onions on that burger? You wanna eat it now? No, what? But also, like, that part.

They're onions, they're fresh onions. You don't have to ask for fresh onions on a burger. That part of this review left me stunned. Yeah, I don't. Like, I feel like. I'm curious what actually happened there. Like, did the person actually say, hey, do you want them now? Or like, did they ask them if they want them on the side? And they interpreted that?

Like, I don't know. But it's such a leap to make. I don't, I just- You want onions now. I don't, I just- You want onions now. I don't think, right? Like I know a lot of times around here people make these outrageous claims and they're like, that didn't happen. But it's like, and I turned to the restaurant and everyone cheered and they were with me!

It's like dude, that didn't happen. Or they're like, they were so rude to me they spit in my food and said they will give me piss food. And I'll piss, it's like I'll piss in your water and I'll piss and piss and I'll piss on you And then that guy in a monkey mask starting to make a shit that didn't happen I don't want that to come across as like no fast food employee can ever do anything wrong Yeah, but it's like you know you're dealing with the most like picky whiny like impatient asshole people when they're on Yelp leaving one-star reviews I'm sorry. That's just that's just it. You know that but I'm trying I'm trying to wrap my head around like what happened here. I just can't imagine someone at a restaurant would be serving them and go, do you want

them? Do you want to eat them now? No, I got first. I didn't do that. What happened? Right. Did she either, that is exactly what happened or something else happened that we can't even like come burger. And then like, can I get a side of fresh onion? Is that what she asked That is exactly what happened or something else happened that we can't even like Burger and then like can I get a side of fresh onion? Is that what she asked for? But even still why would do you want that right now? Right? What? What also I don't know man. They forgot the sauce. I don't know We don't know anything man I don't understand any of it. None of it makes it was so chalky was like putting chalk in my mouth. Oh there we go nailed it

You don't have to read anything else though. Yeah, but just for future Trying to figure it out. Oh It the Let's just review this shake was also here's chalky. Also, here's the thing. When you wanna be like, hey, wasn't that good? Or like, overhyped. Sure. When you go out of your way to leave descriptions like, Fries were borderline stale, chewy, zero taste, not crispy, room temperature trash!

It's like, alright, you saw it. You're just like a terrible human being. You're just piling it up. You know what I mean? Like, no fry is ever that bad. Never! I'm sorry. And also, Shake Shack's fries are good. Yeah. They're never not crispy. When you want onion now, you need onion now.

You need onion now. Yeah. I think the onion thing is just where you put it in a sour. If I'm going to Reese, I want onion now. She had something nice to say about the pickles. You know what? She had some nice things to say about the pickles. They were crisp. Yeah, they were nice and crisp. They were nice and crisp. Yeah. You think she had some nice things They're crisp yeah, they're nice and crisp

You think she had anything to do with this guy getting his burger stolen. I don't know. It's just I'm just trying Yeah, sure he doesn't want more unless he got the sauce. Oh A lot to think about oh That didn't even Really fit the context well those are your reviews, but now here are our reviews. Our heroes are going to review Shake Shack's Black Truffle Burger and Holiday Shakes. So when we got the burgers, when they brought them to us,

oh man, we didn't even talk about, Eric didn't want to talk to anyone. Oh yeah. We'll do it now. It didn't, it's not that I didn't want to talk to anyone. I had posited, this feels like a place where- We were talking about, yeah. Yeah, we'll do it now. It's not that I didn't want to talk to anyone. I I had posited this feels like a place We're talking about yeah. Yeah, we're like you mentioned this early on yeah They want the Gen Z like you don't want to talk to anyone about that

I brought it up and I went do you think they have kiosks or do you think you talk to someone and then you guys well? I've seen them use the kiosks before but right at this location and then that turned into Michael going Are you afraid to talk to someone it was like I feel like, it's like Shake Shack is the place where it's like super Gen Z and it's for young people who like don't want to talk to people. They are marketing towards a certain demographic. And it's not for like, for like older people, you know, that's like do it the normal way. And I was like, are you saying you're scared to go in there in order? Is that what you're saying? Are you saying it's because of the young people, unlike yourself, that you're not gonna be welcomed there?

And then, as we got there, I didn't even point this out, that it's like, yeah, it is like that, because there is the kiosk, and they repurpose people like Eric to be the old grandpa, saying like, hey, how are you? Do you need help? Because it's like, oh, if I'm Gen Z, I'm not gonna talk to anybody,

but at least I got to talk to someone. It's like a nice old grandpa type character. or people like Eric come in and someone their age They can speak to you because they're confused and they need to know what they do. They can talk about the war Yeah, it was just it was kiosks and a bunch of like I'm like Iraq. Hey, how are you? And it could have been you but anyway, I said I'd make the order for you. Yeah I was like, let me get the app. He said no and I went alright got it Every turn no no well. I'm ordering. I'm ordering four burgers. I was that was when I saw the burger and it looked monstrous Yeah, that's why you started screaming about how this is gonna be a big crunchy burger

It wasn't though. No the old guy who was there probably served in Iraq right? Wait either one yeah either Iraq one. Yeah, either Iraq. Either? Yeah, just either one of the Iraqs. Gulf War? I don't know. Probably not. The one from the 90s or the one with Josh Flanagan? Probably not the more recent one.

Yeah. You don't think so? Probably not. He'd be over there. Maybe in like a support role. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe like in an administrative role. Probably not like a support role. Yeah, but he has a firearm.

Okay. Just in case. So do I. Now we're talking. so does Kamala. Yeah Grand total of what we bought just keep in mind. Oh boy hundred and seven dollars a lot Three fries no burgers the shakes started six forty nine hey And a rare twist too.

Because of my mouth pain though, I was like, hey, take one of those fries off. Wow. Too crunchy. That's the thing that's ever removed food. So it's true, that's the first time it's happened and so there was less monkey money than normal. The only monkey money was really the shakes. The monkey money was the shakes. Even then, we still got a good portion of those shakes.

Did he like clean you out over on the others? I wasn't really looking at that much. No, no, he did good damage though. That's what I'm saying though. He mostly drank that chocolate like fucking crazy. When you get like a burger it's like if you don't finish the burger you get like a bite or two fine, you know, whatever. If you don't eat like half the burger that's the way.

Shake, I don't feel that way. If you go through half a shake. Yup, you're good. That's good. That's all. Dude, someone that's like sucking the shake to the bone is like you got a problem. He was not doing that I'll give him credit. He did not The bones off the other shit

So I think you have one of those bag of bones Do doesn't man in total Nick had one shake I think Over over fucking take that back How dare I I guess Alright, so they gave us the burger. Yeah, and I look at it and I go I ordered black truffle burger and they gave me like photo Did you talk to manger so I asked somebody who seems like manger Correctly showing my burger And he said he made it correctly. Oh you talked to the somebody yeah, so

Well disappointed didn't look like the photo mm-hmm so your favorite one was the the chocolate shake, huh? Yeah, I guess I'm a sucker for cake pieces in the oh god. That's cool. He's on your team Isn't just on my team. He's like He's just on his own he's like enthusiast Which is like even worse? Oh? He's convinced me. I'm getting really Jackie out by Jordan I'll help you He'll with why you want his help

I don't want your help you know like your eyes are kind of like getting watery and you know, you don't know why that's what he's making me do I don't keep rubbing my face. All right starts talking. Let's blast through this guys. You can get some eyes. Start blasting I think that truffle oil flavor Great But it matters a lot How you eat it?

I think if it's a dip and an aoli on the side with your fries you can control the intake Amazing yeah best way to eat fries On a burger where you can't really escape it like every bite is more and more I think it starts getting overwhelming and that's not really Shake Shack's problem. That's kind of just a truffle thing. But I do wish, cause Shake Shack's not the only one that does this. Like, this is a problem for most places

that go overboard on truffle. I think they just need to dial it back. So that's my truffle review. Okay. Here's part two. The burger was good. I liked their burgers. Oh, cool. The shakes were also good. I think they were all good. I like their burgers

The shakes were also good. I think they were all good. I think the charlotte one was the best Maybe the sugar cookie. It's a sugar cookie anyway, so it's not gonna be the most flavorful thing and then it's in shake form But they did melt really fast and so by the time I got to the apple cider one which was the last one It was very watered down and so I feel like maybe I didn't get the best experience So I proposed did you did we go back? Did you get deep at the bottom though? I tried after like okay, I poured some in there. Yeah, there's a big clump in the middle. Yeah, it's kind of thicker Yeah, it was like liquid on the top. There was some ice cream at the bottom. It still wasn't enough I mean it was there for some time. Yeah But uh

Looking at the the 71 we gave the other thing yeah was this better I I think I think yes I think probably yeah and I'm thinking for you yes I think you think it's better I'm gonna give it a 74 okay 74 percent he clapped the monkey clap please clap He's on my side. Jeff Bush in it cool Michael. I liked it. It was good What do you give it 80 oh much That's how you blow through 77 average that what hey that was me blowing That was I know for me like yeah

That was me blowing through. No, I know. How quick that was? No, I know. For me? For a place you like? 77 is a good score for what we got. Yeah, that's fair. I'd recommend that truffle burger.

I would eat that burger. I agree with what you said about the truffle, but I am glad it was a small burger, so it didn't go on forever. Yes. If that was a bigger burger, it would have got to me. It was a lot. It was a lot of truffle, but it was good. I do like it.

If it was bigger, you're just getting punched in the mouth more and more. What's a bug? There is a bug in there. You were talking about a pasta you had that day, and I was like, I do like it. If it was bigger, you're just getting punched in the mouth more and more. It was a bug! There is a bug in there. You were talking about a pasta you had that day, and I was like, I can't imagine. It was one of those HEB, and they're real good, those ready to serve deals. They're like three bucks, it's like a bunch of fucking food, and they're cold, they're not frozen, so they're actually pretty good. And I can't remember what kind of pasta it was, but it was it was like a truffle sauce and it dude I was like so much oh it was like taking your

medicine like like he was saying like it got a compounded like on every bite where I was like I said I told you a little bit more a little bit like two thirds girls like I got tap out I got and there's no escape it's like you're looking for refuge it's just more like shy of taking some of the Pasta and like wiping it off with a napkin. There's no Just not have it so I'm like to me. That's like a permanent Comparison for truffle in my head. They was I was could always be worse. I guess the burger was good. Yeah Yeah, I liked it. I liked it a lot the shakes. Yeah, he made that very clear. He kept saying more more

I want more truffle. I want to double that. I want triple this. Oh, I'm like I'm like going there this weekend Probably I thought truffle is supposed to be going there tonight Your Nick style with Nick Truffle supposed to be like, you know super rare and hard to find and they got the the special pig You got a special pig that smells them. Yeah, we got a truffle monkey sniffs them out. Yeah the special pig that smells them. Yeah. We got a truffle monkey, sniffs them out. Yeah. Um, it's crazy that they could be so rare and expensive and then people just go overboard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's so rich. I saw a stupid like Tik TOK restaurant where they were filming it and it was like, Oh, we're going to grate the truffle like on your thing. And they're just going

and going and it's huge chunks of it too. It's not like little flakes either. It's like big shavings of it I was like I one is enough. Yeah, it's just a lot well, that's the review of Shake Shack If you want to check out the Michael Jordan podcast you can it'll be up Exactly Exactly. You got a Patreon? You got a patreon.com If you're sitting there and you're like, look, like, you're like, I'm being a cheap fuck. I won't give you any money.

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And we insist. I just can't, I'm gonna be honest, being the host of this show, Yeah. Right? I can't fathom a person that watches this and like the crazy shit and the ride alongs and goes, love it, wish there was more.

Probably not interested in that. No, no, no, no. No. I just don't know if I'll like it. It's so, it's so a universe. I can't imagine a person watching anything that we do and going, I just don't like it when they do that. Like it's so wildly different. Nothing we do is different enough. No, the Michael Jordan podcast is just this podcast,

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Oh, it was so close! It almost went in the cup! I was worried that my mouth would hurt and it wouldn't be good, and it turns out not to worry. I just did it anyway. And you're in a lot of pain. I just did the thing I didn't want to do. You can't help yourself. I can't help myself. Why is he being kind of quiet? not to be in pain? Ah fuck it

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We get so tangential, it's really fun. We don't even. Well, the movie sucks already and we've all seen it. So it's just, who cares? Next, Craving the Hunter. That's right. I'm craving that. We have to watch this week.

Comes out this week, the eight minute preview. We should do that. We already watched it, dick right. I'm craving that we have to watch this week the eight minute Pretty we should hear you watched it. Yeah, we should do that Michael Jordan podcast Okay, we'll do it separate I love this yeah, all right take us out I Crumple my paper. I think it's just about my subscribing telling a friend We eat the food and then what do we do? We rate the food. Zoom, zoom. We get on our e-bikes, and you'll never catch us. Pew pew.