100% Eat - The Most Uncomfortable Ride Along Ever - Jack in the Box Ride Along

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

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When you're with Amex Platinum, you get access to exclusive dining experiences and an annual travel credit. So the best tapas in town might be in a new town altogether. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Terms and conditions apply. Learn more at Amex.ca. so is that the monster mozzarella stick you're talking about the one that's on the three dollar munchy meal thing michael yes it so it's just like a huge that's what i got is this fatter or what

no um it's not really fatter it's longer it's a little thicker it's more long than they don't have the technology to make it but it wasn't that good thicker they can only make it was it cold it it it way it it it it it it was like too big oh well yeah you know what i mean they get the cheese it's it Once there's too much cheese, it congeals. Yeah. How the fuck do I turn around here? And then they had medallion. Medallion chickens?

Oh yeah, you were saying that they are? Yeah, they're flat. They're like coins. That's crazy. Yeah, it's like they didn't taste bad, but it was very strange texture. So they're just like pounding that chicken. Yeah, they think that's what it is. A bunch of fucking chicken pounders and jack in the box?

Yeah, dude. I think that's the nicest thing we've ever called them. I'm gonna keep going and go up further. Okay, keep going. Yeah. This guy's in the middle. Let's go to Dallas. I'm going to Dallas later today.

That's exactly what that was. Do a leap of radical optimism tour? Woo! Yeah, we might as well go halfway. Woo! We'll just drop you off. Woo! Is it called the radical optimism tour?

She was radical optimism. Yeah. That tour does. Alfredo keeps saying my wife. Do a peep? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Stranger things have happened.

So you're going out to Dallas for that? Is that what you said? Yeah. The American Airlines Center. That's cool. bring me the horizon oh that's where the uh american airlines play yeah yeah we saw i saw bring them the horizon with fredo uh last week at houston rocket center yeah that was a fucking sick show that's where the rockets play yeah dude you got the app who else do you know who else played

with them uh i do was it like he just doesn't remember no i'm i'm looking it up there was three bands yeah yeah because i saw i saw a video and i don't know if it was from that show or a different show um was there like was it like silence and white or something like it was close it's not that but it was something like that yeah it wasn't that but that's probably the show you're thinking of it was gray and whisper uh uh it was umira elfecki okay which like the first it was like i don't if that's a band or just the woman's name it was a female singer the plot in you and motionless and white motionless and white so i saw a video they were fucking real good i saw a video of that concert where somebody was on the upper deck jumped off and over hung on and then fell not into seats but

in like the tunnel walkway yeah i didn't see that they fell so hard they did not get up for i don't know how long people like around them got up it went like oh i don't think that was the one i was man it was crazy it was fucking whoa because i we missed like the first band uh-huh but i saw motionless in white was the last one before bringing the horizon plate i saw i saw their whole set and no one did that hmm no way damn there's their tour just started though so no i think that was only like the third or fourth think that person should have like take took note from the the band name and just like not done that yeah probably they should say they should say motionless let's see they did louisville rally atlanta houston which is where we had in 26 Dallas on the 27th

maybe it might have been it dude they they they fall so far and it's and it's just a thing where you go like I've always thought about what that would look like and then you see it and you go that's inhuman like what happens to that person is they just fall and they keep falling and you know they hit so fucking hard oh yeah there's just like nothing to stop you you ever see the old video from like this might have been the 70s or 80s of the guy on monday night football who jumped out of the stands to catch a kick that went over the net whoa really yeah let me see if I could That's awesome. Did he get it? Yeah, did he catch it? He caught it, and, like, the iconic frame of it is, like, him, like, mid-air holding it. But then he's, like, over, like, that tunnel area where the players come in and out, and it's like, okay, now what? Yeah, he caught that, then he caught a ride to the hospital.

Right, and he woke up holding the football. Did I get it? Who am I? I can't. How's your coffee, Michael? It's good. It tastes like... Oh, it tastes like candy.

It's so sweet. like candy. It's so sweet. It's so sweet. It's so sweet. Jordan, do you like it? I don't. It's actually not sweet.

It's just coffee. So like there's not enough of the whatever the flavor is. Yeah. I mean, there's no coffee flavor. It's just a sweet. But it's two different cookies. This is a joke. Yeah.

It's two different. You know, it's, you know how you always want Oreos and Chips Ahoy? Yeah, what's that? Oh, that's the football? I don't know why it's in so slow motion. It's real slow, dude. Eventually, he'll get it. Eventually, he'll get it.

I should have proofed this. There you go, here. There he is, Joe. Oh, my God. That's cool. Oh, no. You know, it wasn't that high up, I guess. No, it still didn't feel good, though.

There's no way that felt good. What? Got to depressurized. Now you can look, Nick. At what? Oh. What is my face? I won't be able to speak for the rest of the episode.

Just chilling out here. Tute-toot. Medical, you say? No, it's not. Oh. Well, I need it. It should see these text I'm getting from Verizon. Jordan, you good?

I'm getting there. I'm getting there. It's allergic. I think it'll be okay. I really don't do well with smoke, but it's okay. It was out the window immediately. Okay. He ruined it, guys.

I ruined it. I have the paper dry clean. He was so on my side when we're sitting in the restaurant. He was. He was. my sign. This is what you do with people have problems. I suppose to scrape them out of the gutter. All right, it's me and you now, Nick.

Did you get to Jordan smile? Yeah, I think so, yeah. I got it. Jordan, you want a popper? It's like being back in Walmart in 2002. Nick would love one. Come on. Nick would love one.

Nick? It was the next idea. It was my idea. But Jordan said, George, you want to ask Eric if he wants one. Here, I'll make it look like, yeah. Here, I'll make it look like, yeah. Hold on.

Oh, I just happen to have these. Honestly, I'm just glad that it's happening so it's combating the smell it'll be gone at two seconds that's just like the smoke went out the window it'll be gone in two seconds I think some of the smoke went oh my god Jesus Christ I expect this kind of behavior from Jordan not from Eric I've fucking seen this guy not my car yeah yeah that's all it is not in the car Nick you want to do a little side mission after this we're gonna get the smell out of the car Sure, where are we going?

I don't want to find out. There you go. I don't say it'd be a better smith. Oh, I see. They said we'd just get it out. Okay. Fight fire with fire? No fire.

No fire. No fire. Did that Cokebox fly out of that car? Was it there already? I don't know. They were running it over real big. What are we going to do for like the four minutes there were? It was very quiet.

Nothing. Nothing. You just leave it on meat? You leave it on me and you let me take the heat. That's what you do. It was the most silent has ever been. Nick could not stop giggling. He was trying so hard to laugh.

I didn't know what to do. I'm scared. You let it ride, okay? You let the audience know. Sometimes you go for it and people aren't into it. Okay? Sometimes. Usually all for it.

No problem. That envelope? Not in the car. Consider it pushed. That's it. That's it. That's just my line. The limits are testing.

Okay, why have I pushed the line in your car before? You have it. Well, I mean, there was that, but don't worry about it. The water was what? Yeah. The water was fucking funny. I still, that was very funny. I also still have it.

Unintentional. You can see it all fucked. That just means I have to wash the car. Well, you got to wash the inside of the car. Well, shit, right the outside. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

That's for real. That's for real. That was a real. You sounded shocked that he would help you. Well, because he said he wouldn't. So I was pleasantly surprised. Patronizing. It's not.

It's not. If I called you a little helper helper, it'd be patronizing. Little helper helper helperer. But you're not. You get a gold star for helping. No, see, I didn't say that. Eric was very helpful today.

I like your Snoopy shirt. Again, also patronized. No, it's nice. This is called small talk. I got here today and I tried to go in through this door, but I think he locked it. And so I went out like, what the fuck? Would you walk into it?

Oh, 100% face first right in the door. I did that at home earlier day. No, I don't have any. Yeah, we can't, we can't actually. He dropped it, he dropped it. Everyone look at him. Everyone look at him in silence. What was the, oh, this has a magnet too?

No, I took my magnet off because it was weighing my shirt down. That's what. Let's go upstairs. My brother's calling me, no time. For us or your brother? It depends on what he's calling about. Why, what's the point? About what?

I mean, if I get a phone call for one of my siblings, I'm assuming something bad. Got it. I won't give you a hand next time. You already said that before. Same. Yeah, and you made a mistake. Now, let's see, who's upset about the car?

He's upset about what? What the fuck? Get him, Nick, go, Nick, go. Go, Nick, go. Jesus Christ. Okay. I just want to point out I've been the best boy today. You have.

You really have been sick boy all day. Okay, we got. What can we do to ruin that? Oh, I got plenty, dude. We got sourdough scramblers. Whatever you're going to do next, just tell me and I'll do it. Oh, okay. All right.

Well, I think Eric might like that accent. What'd they forget? I don't think we have the Marnar. Oh, that's fine. That's like $1.30. It was. Really? Yeah. What?

So these are the sourdough sausage scramble. I told you. It's floated all. I would have done it. You didn't call it. I forgot what it was. I forgot what the code word was.

It was like a name or something. Fire away. I don't remember shit. No. No, that was the first one. Byron the holes what he wanted to be it. I forgot what it was. I forgot what it was.

Oh, what happened? There's egg everywhere. This is it. It's eggy. Where's a sausage? Oh, there it is. It's down in there somewhere. Oh, it looks like some slop.

It's very shiny. I'll say that much for it. I like that happened the first thing Jordan goes, I would have done it. It's like back in the box. Uh, hang on. Oh. Oh.

Oh, dude, the egg ripped out of the bag. Look, it really blew up out of the bag. Well, uh, get a picture of Nick. Hi. Enjoy a sourdough thing and this, the sweetest coffee I've ever had in my life. It's sweet. Huh. We'll see you next time, bye.

Bye. Oh, this sausage is tiny. Thank you.