100% Eat - The Soda Exploded %% KFC Popcorn Chicken

Episode Date: August 4, 2026

Our Heroes are BACK just like KFC's Popcorn Chicken. Can these bite sized nuggets save this much maligned chicken shack or is this just not as good as we remember? Honestly they're nailing it on the price point but it takes more than COST to save a restaurant. Also Nick is mad we picked this, you Chapped Ass Gamer. 100% Eat LIVE! at Bell House in Brooklyn on September 3. Tickets on sale: https://bit.ly/100percenteatlive Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to 100% E! The show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if Nick likes it. He probably doesn't unless it's a gas station. I'm your host, Michael Jones. Onside my coach, Jordan, Jordan. How are you? It's not true? It's not true, Jared. I'm confused because this whole conversation started because Nick didn't want to go to KFC.

Yeah. He was disappointed by where we were going today. Where did you want to go instead? Anywhere. Mighty Fine? Oh, we did talk about or Taco Deli? Shishito Summer.

What's that? He's mentioned Shishito Summer. He's posted it in Slack quite a few times. Do you remember that? It was a while ago. Yeah. It was a couple weeks ago he was going on about Shishito Summer. I found a way to mute him. I don't get any of his messages anymore.

I found a way. Turns out I'm the admin and I can just like quiet him. I think anyone can do that on Slack. I think you can mute anyone you want. We've had a glut of things to choose from. Some, like, heavy hitters. And so we don't have to eat at a gas station.

Nick is eating a cookie. Cookie! He did say we're going to save for later, and I guess later. I earned it. Later is now. Where we are. I ate my lunch. He did.

He did. Because, you know, he never does that. Nick does nothing but earn cookies. Clean plate club, baby. If eating lunch isn't earned, this man is an earner if I've ever seen one. He's an earner and a provider for himself. His productivity is through the roof. Cookie time.

I clean my plate. Clean plate club. Did Jordan clean the floor? Yeah. This guy was dropping like crazy. Jordan messy. You were dropping. I dropped one pot of chicken that was covered in sauce.

Yeah. And then I dropped another one. Which is huge. Which was not covered in sauce. So I feel like the second drop doesn't really matter. It matters because you don't usually do it at all. Yeah. Usually you're at zero drops.

Your drop rate's zero. Well, these popcorn chickens are so small. Yeah, they are. And slippery. Yeah. Oh, no. Well, they are when they're covered in sauce. You're not supposed to cover the whole thing.

You're not supposed to. That's not the etiquette. Don't cover the whole thing. Not. That's a rookie mistake. Coding the whole thing. I just remembered. Before we started, we were talking about seeing the Odyssey.

Yep. Back in the day, before we started, we were talking about seeing the Odyssey. Did you guys see it in Alamo? Yeah. I saw it at Alamo South Lamar. I saw it at the 70 Mill. Same.

Oh, cool. Same thing. It was maybe the worst experience I've ever had at an Alamo draft house. Yeah, same. I've been waiting to talk about it. I totally forgot about it. Did people show up right before the movie and they were in the wrong scene? See, mine was just the worst experience just because it's the normal experience.

Uh-huh. I didn't have anything crazy. I couldn't scan the QR code for 20 minutes. I will say that. So dark, you couldn't scan the QR code. Yeah, and there's no lights on them. Nope. There's lights all over the floor.

It was... But they don't put the QR codes down near the lights. Makes no sense. That place sucks, dong. It was a pretty packed theater. There were a lot of people. And it's just fine.

It's great. A lot of people seeing this thing. I got the couch seat in the back. Nice. Try that a couple times. It's pretty nice. It's nice. Movie kicks on and

everyone in the theater assumes there is artistic intention. Because you hear... That's hard. Right. Right, and especially with Nolan. He's doing it again. The beginning is them inside the horse.

They're inside the Trojan horse. And you're like, oh, you're hearing what it would be like inside the Trojan horse. That's rules. I did not have this experience. Then it goes to Ithaca. And a guy is like starting like a story. Well, boy, that's different. And then I look at, I was there.

with my cousin, I look at her and I went, this isn't right. And then somebody goes over to talk to like Anne Hathaway. Who? Where's fair to go? And out loud, I just went, it's all fucked up. It's all fucked up. People started getting up and finding people. People are scanning stuff to complain to the manager.

I do really like that your first like reaction was like, oh, genius. Dude, I was just going, he's dated again. You know, there's not a lot of scenes where you could feel that way. No, it would be that. But it's the very beginning. Or with that director. I guess that's doing this. I guess that's it.

I've watched 10 at a second time. Oh my God. I don't understand what this people are saying. So they stop. A guy comes out, they stop the movie. Which probably took 45 minutes to find a man who works there. Yes. He finally came out. I'm not exaggerating.

There's nowhere to be found. Really hard to stop these movies. So he went, hey, sorry, we're working on the sound. Our projectionist is getting this sorted out. He's drunk. Just so you. you know, we can't take the reel out or rewind it. It's going to damage the real.

So we're going to see what we can do whatever. And so I just sat there and I looked at my cousin and I went, get your money back. We're just going to watch the movie. We're going to get our money back. That's just what's going to happen. Whatever. Three or four minutes and then the light's dim and it comes back on exactly where it left off. So I haven't seen the first five minutes of the movie.

Oh, man. Except that it sounds like that. Well, it's all fucked up. They fixed it though. But don't worry. Why, I'm getting worried. During the Cyclops scene, the Cyclops, all the sheep come in.

Oh, wow. The Cyclops, you see him. Holy shit. He closes the rock. Oh, come on. Please make your way to the exit. There is a fire in the building. What happened to me?

At Disclosure Day, did you think it was part of the scene as well? I think maybe at this point you might have been on to him. And I just went. Somebody lit some candles in the... Can you get two refunds in one? Out loud. I just went, I went, no fucking way.

Out loud, no fucking way. We all get up and we all just make it to like the exit. Half the theater probably makes it out of the theater. And a guy comes out and he goes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The guy's testing the fire alarm. Literally is my fucking thing. And everything's fine. Okay, but it's not.

They never stopped the movie. I missed probably half the Cyclops. Oh, so you missed the, you miss the. That's like one of them was boring. hearts. He's eaten people. Did you see the part where he makes a loud noise? Probably the loudest noise they've ever heard in a movie.

In the cave? Dude, like, how did the sheep not explode? Like, they were just like, oh, that's what I thought. Like, I was like, genuinely during that scene, I was like, how are they not reacting? They would be like, yeah. They're used to it. I was like, I was like, me and I was like, wow, this is affecting me in the movie theater. Is it also going to affect the characters?

Because this is the loudest thing I've ever heard. It was really, uh, so they never stopped to me. We made back our way to the seat. They gave us free snack voucher. Wow, for a terrible snack. And then I just went, I just gave mine to my cousin. I'm like, just hang on to it. We're still getting our money back, whatever.

We let, like when it was over, left. And they were there handing out like rain check tickets or whatever. Okay. So we took our rain check tickets and we left. And I went, still get your money back. This is fucking stupid. Like, get real with this bullshit. Oh, what sucks is that like,

Even if you'd seen it like the digital, like whatever, like HDR, it would have been just as difficult because when I saw Disclosure Day and that happened, it was the movie came back and it had no sound for like 15 minutes. And I had to like not look at the movie in my seat and be like, whenever you guys can fix it, you know, take your time, I guess. And then they like to go back. But they can't rewind the film. Nope. Man, and by comparison, my experience is pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, it was a normal album.

You just couldn't scan the, you just couldn't scan it. But I was only getting water anyway. Yeah, because I was nauseous. So here's what happened. I bought the tickets on, like, the middle of the week. Yeah, because it's like, you know, they're like selling out. And there's only like front row seats. I'm not sitting that.

I think every showing at like the Bob Bullock for like the, oh, yeah, it's gone. Right. Like they sold out everything. And also like, but not worried. I see. I'm not going there. I hate that place. I'm not going there.

I'm not going there. That's like the only place. You end up in the front road. Fuck that. Fuck that place. I'm not going to that place. I'm not dealing with that. So I went, same thing.

I went to the 70 millimeter at South Lamar. Which I'd never been to that theater before. I'm like, it was nice. It was weird seeing an Alamo so huge. Yeah. Less the screen. Less the screen more the seating.

Yeah. Like the screen is bigger. Because that I'm like, whoa, the room is huge. That one has the big like stadium, like actual like Cineplex seats that are like, yeah.

It's like twice the size of any other theater of Alamo. Like the, like the, that's where they show they're good. movies. The seating is more impressive than the screen. I was like,

it's huge. The screen's maybe bigger? I don't know. But I sat all at the very top like a king in the couch seat. So Frato and I went and we went to KFC by the way.

I may mention that. Wait that. I'm just, I'm reminding them. Also. What's up? You guys too? Yeah. I don't know if it's because

you couldn't understand it, but that's Travis Scott at the beginning. Oh, was it really? Yeah, doing. If it helps, I couldn't understand it. Maybe. Well, maybe he was just mumble rapping. I'll tell you. I also missed the beginning.

Oh. What happened? So got the tickets. And then Saturday night didn't sleep. Ah, all night. Yeah. So then I went to sleep around noon on Sunday. I felt awful all day. Just like sleep nauseous?

Yeah, I wasn't sick. It's just like I'm sick because I haven't slept and I don't feel well. And Alfredo texting me in the middle. middle of the day and he's like hey just heads up um there's no trailers for the movie because that's so long so we should make sure we'd be there on time and he was beholding to me because i got the tickets right right right right and you know with the alamo um the season pass you have to be there yeah yeah for them to appear so you can't like share them with people right so it's like he gets their around on that there he's fucked yeah and it's also a movie where he can't buy a seat because it's

going to be front row yeah right it's not just like oh well I'm sure there's one at the back it's probably not one open so he text me you always you're are very good at timing it just right though. Usually. So, so, um, he texted me around in the afternoon, like five, six talk, whatever. I was like, oh my God, I totally forgot that was today. Like, I'm so glad you reminded me.

I don't even know what day is. I'm sitting there today going on. I got nothing to do, nothing. I'm going to sit in bed. I'm going to catch up and sleep. Uh-huh. I'm fucking play Dead Rising. Start playing that again.

I'm doing nothing all day. Baby! Three hour movie. I'm sitting in bed, 9.48. Oh, fuck! Oh, the movie's at 10 o'clock! It's a 30-minute drive. There's literally no way.

I'm like, there's no way. And I text her and I was like, oh my God, oh, my God, my God, I just forgot. Are you on your way? He's like, I'm almost there. And I'm like, oh, my God, oh, my God. He knows that I don't have the ticket. Before he's saying, he goes, I'm turning around.

And I was just like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I'm like, wait, I'm like, wait, no, wait. I'm like, dude, just just going and sit in the seats. Like, no one works there. No one's sure. They clearly don't check hours. They don't check anymore. And they are my seats.

Like it's not even like, like no one will be in them. I bought them. You don't need a ticket. No one's going to check. I pull up the seats. I pulled up the app also to buy him another ticket immediately. Just in case. To get him in the door.

To get him in the door and see if there's any available. As in a night, he texts me and he's like, I was having a Game of Thrones watch party at my house. And I sent everyone home early to go to the movie because you got the movie tickets. And I was like, oh! I'm sorry, you saw it at night. Oh! And I'm like, oh! I'm like putting clothes on. I was like, no way, I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm coming. I'm coming. And so I pull, I go to pull, I go to buy him new tickets and I just want to see what seat were in and the tickets are there. I'm like, what the fuck? They don't do that anymore? What? I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, the ticket, ticket, ticket, ticket. And I send it to him, I'm like, furiously texting him. He's not answering me. And I call him and he's like, he was just driving. Yeah. I call him. And I was like, dude, dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude, there's the tickets.

He's like, oh, I saw that. Oh, never mind, dude. I was like, thank God. Like, that's where I was more concerned. I just fucked this whole night. Absolutely. Yeah. I was like, I'm coming, dude.

I don't give a fuck. I'll miss whatever. The movie's long enough. Yeah. Okay. Maybe I missed that part too. Maybe I missed that part. Maybe it happened anyway.

So I fly the fridge. I jet in the car. I feel awful. I feel awful. I'm driving there. It's like a 28 minute drive to get there. I'm five minutes in theater. I had to pull over a throw up.

Oh my God. Because I already was feeling. nauseous for like saying, I get car sick. And I get car sick. And I throw a jacket on because it's always cold in the theater. But I'm stupid. I'm wearing it in the car just sweating, driving. Dude, I've like had to turn down a like a one-way side street. I'm like,

back in the car, slam it over there. But then he's like, oh, actually, never mind, there are trailers. Yeah, there were so many trailers. I was also going to say that, like, I'm pretty sure there are truth. Right. I think there are no trailers if you see it in IMAX. Yes, I believe that's right. Yeah. So I got there, I think, 10, 25.

Yeah, 10.30 maybe. Oh, so you really only did miss the first five minutes. Literally, literally the part of your talk. I got there, they were doing the, I got almost the entirety of the Trojan horse scene. Yeah. Oh, okay, that's literally the first thing. Yeah. So I'm just like, I run in, I'm like all the way up to the top, sit down, which is why I never got any light to get the cure card.

And I'm just like, I'm like, I need water, I need water. Like, I just feel sick. I need water. And he's like, want some popcorn? I want some cookies? I'm sitting. And I'm sitting and I'm sitting there. I can't get the code.

I can't get a code. Any other time would have asked to borrow his phone Right. I don't want to ask him anything. Yeah. I'm just having to order. Or me a lot. Touch and go. I'm just like, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just chilling.

I'm just chilling or whatever. Not feeling well. Still anymore. I get to the fucking scene with the witch. Oh. Yeah. And I had to run. Yeah.

And I managed through the whole scene because the scene was amazing. Yeah. Oh. It's a great scene. It's vile. It's body hole. It wouldn't have bothered me. If I wasn't.

I'm like. Get through the scene because it was awesome. Because it's the sound. I run down there and there are some gross sounds. I run all the way down. I run to the bathroom. The bathroom is loaded with people. No!

I can't throw out. I'm like, I can't throw out. I'm like, run all the way to the front of the theater all the way outside of the building. Like it's a little bush. Yeah, to the right. And I'm doing all the way back in.

It was like, you good. I'm like, I'm good. I'm surprised nobody chased you down. Then the movie was great after that. Okay. Okay. saw the movie got finished 1.30 in the morning

like that. Go to the parking lot I was like, look at it. Got YouTube. I'm like, oh, I got to leave. It's like 2 o'clock in the morning because I was just playing on my phone. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, I get that. I haven't noticed, the entire park garage is empty. There's one car with like women sitting in them. I'm like, I look like I'm waiting for them to leave.

I got to get out of here. Like, Pila. Like I saw them. I just saw women in a car. No other cars there. I'm sitting in my car for 30 minutes. I was like, And then like slammed it out of there. By the way. Got a Big Mac on the way home. It got a reset. I felt great.

I felt great. That was my Sunday. You got to like pay for parking there now too, which sucks. Well, also it's, well, it's four hour limit. Right, right. If you validate. But also. What is the three hour movie?

I hate that it's reverse there. Yeah. Right. It's not. So I also didn't do that. And I hope I don't get a ticket. Because they're like, we have cameras, whatever. And I'm like,

they all pay on the way out they're not scanning or anything it's not the same company that is that Mueller you do nothing yeah and if you scan it's like if you don't you just get weird it's like we see you bitch

I thought it was that based on how I just told you I got there I was just like like running into the theater so you went from like I'm watching the camera this man he's screaming yeah

he's crazy he's back and he's throwing up oh he's just jonting back in it was crazy oh now it looks like he's waiting for these women right right and then Freo of course because he's always like, I don't get sick. He's like, you're good?

I'm like, I was throwing up. He's like, yeah, we're sharing couch seat. I'm like, I just didn't sleep, it's fine. And then we got to the body horror scene. And then I also said, I'm going to walk away from that. Anytime now when I talk down to like people in YouTube or Twitch comments, I'm going to say, return to your disguises. That's good.

That's what happens with the pigs when they come after the man in the mansion. You feel the pig. Return to your disguise and filthy pig. When all the pigs unite, you see you can't overcome the witch, who is also the man in the mansion. Yeah. Pigs unite. Big, big movie. Pig Strong Together.

Yeah, really? Yeah. I recommend it. Way better than I thought it was going to be, and I was ready to not enjoy it. I liked it better than Oppenheimer. You were ready to not enjoy it, and the movie theater was ready to...

Right. To make sure you meet you there. Yeah. The movie theater was going... Oh, yeah, don't worry. You're going to hate this. Let me do everything in my power to make you not like it. I can't blame out of my thing,

except for the lack of guilt. I think it speaks volumes to how much you enjoyed it because, like, they tried everything... Yep. They could. For me, watching Disclosure Day, I just didn't like the movie and they made it.

It was a bad movie and a bad experience. There's a good movie and a bad experience. But we ate popcorn chicken. Oh, yeah. You guys, KFC guys? I didn't know it went. I didn't know it went away. Yeah, and it's back, bitch.

That's what I said. I'm like, why? Why would it go away? Everybody loves popcorn chicken. It's so convenient. It's like their number one thing. If you don't want chicken on a bone. Yep.

Popcorn chicken. Yep. I want to take any day of the week over like a tender or something like that. Yep. Oh, yeah. It's just so easy. It's so easy.

It's so convenient. Especially for kids, too. It's also so much better than their chicken. Yeah. Their chicken is fine. It's like, it's not fun. It's like, it's mad. Every time we have KFC, it's fine, it's mad.

Every time we have KFC is when I have KFC, same. So I'm thinking, Nick's out. No, I know what you're saying. Don't worry about him. Don't worry about him. He's the main show. And you being wrong. Just keep going in the background.

Just let him do his thing and you keep being wrong and leave him alone. Yeah. And someone get these beggars out of here. Beggard! So. unlikable. Get the spires. Really great. And the shield, the shield. I did like every scene, too, though,

where he's like, get the shield. I'm like, and he's like, and he goes, ooh, a shield. Ooh, a spear. Guys, he can use them too. The popcorn chicken coming back, I think is a big deal for KFC, which as we've talked about, I think recently, is like the number one restaurant in Yumb Brand's portfolio. They sold off Pizza Hut. Now they just have...

Now they don't have any dead weight. Yeah, it's all gone. I mean, that's crazy that KFC's... Have anything KFCs? Riding? Worldwide, man. That's their thing. They make a killing. That's heinous.

They make a killing world. It is. It truly is. Do you know about like the Christmas tradition in Japan? Japan? To get KFC? KFC Christmas tradition. Yeah.

They have the colonel and he's dressed up like Santa and shit. Fucking crazy. It's really, that's different. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I'm just telling you. That's WWE superstar Logan Paul. The popcorn chicken feels like the best thing we were talking about it before. my wife's first job was KFC and you'd get the free meal and they'd be like,

you can get anything you want, except the popcorn chicken, don't eat it. That is for, that's for the customers, don't eat it. And my wife, and also don't take any. And my wife went, yeah, sure. And then she's like, through the shift, we would just eat some popcorn chicken. Yeah. She's like, we're just eating popcorn chicken. I'm not going to count how many was in our bucket.

It's so popable. How are you going to catch them? Right? You know what I mean? We got the bucket. Open your mouth. Open your mouth. 50 fucking pieces in that, but 10 bucks for that chicken.

He's jumping the gun here. I was going to wait until the end. I will say crazy affordable. Yeah. Like for today, so much food. You ordered it and like, 10 bucks for a bucket.

You ordered it and I was like, did I hear that wrong? How much was that? And you were like 19 bucks. I got that. Like a large fry, a mashed potato came with gravy and it was $19.

We didn't even need the mashed potatoes. Oh, we also got two cookies for next. Well, I'm taking it. Yeah, that's fine. Absolutely. Yeah, I didn't like, because what happened was

I heard the price. Mm-hmm. And I didn't know how many it was. And I was like, I was like, just real hungry today. I actually have an appetite today. I slept last night. And I'm like, I could really eat some food. And then I heard the bill be $19.

And I went, there's going to be no food. Yeah. Right. Oh, I can see why you would start getting concerned. That's why. We did not spend enough money for me to have food. Right. For $19.

We go for the restaurant. It's like $87. Right. And I'm just like, oh. And he's like, I was like 50. And I went, he told me that. And I still went like, they got to be time. That's got to be.

It's $19. Some sizable pieces. So Michael got a chicken sandwich that all of it was fucked up. Well, I wasn't fucked up, it's just not what I want by design. Every step of the way. My worst sandwich and I ordered it anyway.

It has everything I don't want and I can't add anything that I did want on it and I got it anyway. And I'm like, okay. All right. I'm like, do you this? No. Yes.

But there's nothing else there. It was like the lady was just like, what are you going to do? I get it? Yeah. And you're like, I'm only here talking to you to get it. No matter what you say,

I'm going to get it. It was just like, damn. That was the fastest trip we've ever had at a fast food place. Right. But then we saw the bucket and I was like, we got back, opened it. I went, I'm not eating that sandwich. Yeah. There's so much food.

So, but we didn't open, we didn't open mashed potatoes or gravy. I got, I don't even want to say Nick style. Yeah. Because it's an untouched sandwich and mashed potatoes and gravy. It's not Nick style. Right. You're going to finish it later. It's like an actual, what do you mean no?

No. No what? You take, you take devoured food all the time. Sure. Sure. That's my only point. But also, no. You are still doing what I do.

You started, that's all I'm saying. You started saying it's not Nick style and he started moving his head like a raptor. He was like, I'm just like, man, this is like, like, chemically sealed. Yeah. It was everything. It was right to.

And I just like put it in. So when you're hungry later, it's there. But when I eat it later. But like, dude, we cleaned it out. I think there's like two bites. Yeah. Crazy. We cleaned it out.

It's a crazy amount of food. Yeah. We did lose two of the floor. For, you did. 48 pieces, you know. And so like you said, we got the match videos. I think they were popping on the fries. So what was it?

The bucket itself? What did it cost? The bucket's 10 bucks. That's 10? For 1099. No, no. 10. 99?

I think it said, it said just straight 10. Damn. Plus tax. Honestly, crazy, crazy cheap for how much food that was. Like, that's astonishing. Although you could get a $5 pizza from a little season. You could split that with two people.

The popcorn. Five bucks. So we got the popcorn. popcorn chicken meal. The meal bucket, because we got the two larger sides, 16 bucks. That's,

to get the large fries and the large mashed potato with that. And I'm saying, cut those out. Yep. Like, the value is astronomical.

If you just want the chicken, with their comeback sauce. That is so fucking cheap. Their comeback sauce is like their cane sauce. It's pretty good. Yeah, it's like,

it's legally distinct cane sauce. Yeah. It's like, it's also legally distinct that doesn't taste like KFC. Yeah. Yeah. Which I was like, this doesn't taste like,

hey, there's just something a little bit off about it, but it's like, yeah, it's 99%. I go, we were taking the food out of the bag, and I was just like, I was like, holy shit, there's a lot of, there's a lot of comeback sauce in here. Nick's gonna be pleased. And you're like, oh, Nick said punch, bunch or whatever. And Nick, and Nick's like, because, right,

I told her six to eight. He was seven. Yeah. I was impressed. He said it like that. And I was like, and I was like, did I? Damn her, though? Did not sound impressed you?

I mean, you're going to edit the ride-along, so you'll hear how you sound good. And I went, oh, perfect. So there's two for each draws and one for Nick. Yeah, I expect you guys to watch it. I told Nick. You'll hear it and he went, I don't watch that. Put it together, upload it.

You need to watch it to edit it. That's fucking talent. Think it's ended. It's fine. That's talent. Some would say, oh my God, it's your job to look at it. Nick would say like, do you think, do you know how good I am? Yeah, yeah.

You got to watch this? Yeah, yeah. Hey, you guys want to learn about KFC? Not really. What? I feel like we just learned the audience about anything that's important. Yeah. We just told them everything they need to know.

You just want to end it here? No. I'm good. Dude, I said 42. You want to knock it out in 24? Holy shit. Or what's there? Call Jack Bauer.

We're done. With the I patch? Like the... Boop. The middle of your solid? Chloe. That's if you're watching it at Alamo. Oh, cool.

Hell yeah. Our last KFC episode was February 17th, 2026. Why isn't it? This is good. We went this year. Hey, this is good. Where we ate KFC's Maddie cheesy nuggie gravy bowl. It received an average rating of 9.5. I remember.

It was fucking dry as shit. It was Maddie from the bear. Yeah, nothing mixed. Uh-huh. No, that thing sucked. It was just like seven completely. It was supposed to be like, it was terrible. It wasn't like a protein thing.

I vividly remember this. It was terrible. Yeah, that thing sucked. terrible. 9.5 deserved. That's why what you went like? Deserved. Did we eat that? Exactly. So bad. Dude, it was like a bunch of hard things sitting next to each other. Like nothing

was soft and could mush together. They put it in a bowl but still it was like perfectly separated. You would have to like just hit everything separately with the four. It was that thing fucking sucked. None of it mixed. It refused to mix. That was terrible. That thing was dog shit. Yeah. That sucked. I actually have like a positive memory of that of like

how fucking terrible it was. And I can like We all agreed. We came together. Like, yo, don't, they'll never bring it back. But like, I remember where we were on that day. Oh, yeah. Yep. Hating this fucking shit hole.

It's why when you say like, KFC, you know, the chicken, it's like, this is what I think of when I think of KFC. Right, yeah. That's why I don't go back. Mattie's Nuggy, greasy bowl or whatever. While we get popcorn chicken in the States, Spain and Portugal are getting a KFC Simpsons menu, complete with pink donut chicken sandwich, squishy shake, and collectibles. The meal will coincide with an upcoming Simpsons episode on Disney Plus. Oh, you need to watch new episodes of The Simpsons in 2026 to make it make sense.

Um, no. They are doing, they're doing a lot of like deep cut stuff in it. They're redoing their ketchup packets has Mr. Burns. Does it say cats up? And it says cats up. It's pretty good. They are doing. I remember that one.

So that's a long time. They're doing. Oh, they're not doing anything from like recent episodes. No, no. They have a, I mean, what's kind of recent? 15 years? Yeah, the last 15 years. They have a cheese and chili little poppable thing or whatever

that's supposed to be like the insanity pepper. But, you know, it's like they're not like hot, like the thing, but like that's like the take of it or whatever. Why Spain and Portugal, not here? We love the Simpsons in this country. We were talking about the Simpsons half the ride along back here. Yeah, yeah, you were. And it was Simpson talk.

Did you know? Did I know? Crazy. Did I know about it? And that's why you, and that's why you brought up? He brought up Simpsons. I think he did. I got a lot of TikToks about the Simpsons. I'm just telling you, you

brought it up in the car. It's true, I did. And that's why he did. Now that just seems forced and less organic. I just watched a video that Rocco put on his YouTube channel, him and Sean were in Paris. They went to McDonald's, and they got the Royal with cheese. I've been there. I had that. I went with Trevor. But they also

got... And I pissed in public. Yeah, baby. They also got a... It was called like a... It was called like a... Prok McDoo or something, but it's supposed to be a twist on like the croc masseur sandwich. It was this flat like sourdough bread thing that kind of looked like the bread of like a sourdough jack or something. It was so thin and flat and then it had like ham and egg in it. Oh, weird. It was so small.

It was like this thin. How bizarre. And like Rocco eats it and he's just like it's like ham and like sauce. I get cheese is in there. It's just so thin. Is it McDonald's? Yeah. Yeah, it's like a French exclusive kind of thing.

I was like thinking about like the stuff you can get like in other countries at like fast food restaurants. Yeah. Made me jealous. Yeah, not that I really wanted that, but like I just like having the option. There was also like a, I'm with you. A toasted coconut caramel McFlurry that sounded really good. Damn. Yeah, it seems like other countries you're getting a lot of stuff.

What's the next fact? Is it more about Spain? Yeah. KFC Canada has introduced quench. Its first beverage brand featuring nine specialty drinks across four categories, crunch shakes. These are all with a K, by the way. Crunch shakes, sparkling lemonade, Boba refreshers.

Not that one. What? No K in that one. Oh, thanks. And iced lattes. The move targets evolving Canadian consumer preferences for bold, shareable drinks. So every other country is getting cool new stuff,

and we're getting popcorn chicken. A thing from the 90s? We're so mad we're going to watch seasons two to ten of the Simpsons. Um, go. A good one. See? They are, didn't you say skip 10?

No, you can go up to 10. Up to 10. Yeah. You did say skip one. Skip one. Yeah, yeah. He read the fact sheet, too. He's a manufacturer conversation.

We're sitting there like dopes in the car. Yeah, we got to start writing scripts before we. Yeah, man, I think you're right. Yeah. Too much work. We just got to make a left term when they least expect it. There's this move into the drink thing like McDonald's tried, like Taco Bo was doing. But why again?

Try it anywhere but here. This is what I said last time. I think we were talking about McDonald's. My assumption is just because we're just gluttons and consuming. They don't need to. Right. They don't need to trick us. They need to trick people to get in there.

They're like, these fucking dumb fuck Americans ate the shovel more slump. Maggie's nuggy grigi bowl. So we don't get anything cool. It's why England can't open a chick-fil-it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not going to fall for it.

Oh, fuck. They're not wrong. Yeah, just bring back the popcorn chicken and everywhere else gets, like, cool stuff. Mm-hmm. Next one. Umamusume Pretty Derby is returning for another

KFC Japan collaboration which it has done successfully for the past two years though the fast food collab itself is limited to Japanese stores global players can still follow along and see what events and updates are unveiled once again the US is left in the dust by KFC teaming with

horse girls who you can gamble on if that's not a perfect fit for these United States I don't know what is i caramba it's crazy that everything KFC is just like, we really got to pay attention to everywhere else. Fuck the United States.

Yeah. They make their money elsewhere. We keep talking about how much money they bring in in a year. It's because it's international. Like Taco Bell makes its money in the U.S. and it makes good money. KFC, I don't think, makes a lot of money in the U.S. But like...

I mean, have you been to their stores? They don't care. Exactly. But like you go to any other country, man. Apparently it's fucking cooking. We got a can of Canada quench. They're cooking up all sorts of stuff. Yeah.

Cooking up some sweets and treats and treats. And horse girls racing? Damn. Umasumi or whatever. Feed me a horse girl. What country do you think has like the perfect crossover of like fast food restaurants having like different stuff you can't get in America? So we could figure that out and go to that country and just like, oh, it's mine.

I think the closest easiest is Canada. They might not have everything, but they got a lot. Canada's going to be the closest easiest. Canada's got a lot. The biggest, I think, difference in that stuff of like. There's always that forest in Japan though. I think it's China. Oh, was that forest in Japan?

Because I think all these places are like open in China And I think it's a totally different thing I agree with that. Good idea, yeah. Like I'd go to China but if I get to pick Yep, I go to Japan Yeah, get something different games early And then we can learn about

Umi Sini or whatever I could play earthbound of beginnings I was watching I've also been watching Dragon Ball Z I was like, I started Like you're going way back dude Yeah I think I'm not even going Kai No

You can't find it anywhere. Oh, really? Like, yeah, it's not like anywhere. Weird, strange. I've done Blu-ray. What I... Does that help? You want to borrow it?

Well, I'll get back. What music do they have? Is it the original Japanese soundtrack? I think it's... See, that's the only thing is, I like the... I can't remember the guy's name. Something Falcon or whatever. But I didn't realize this.

That dude had like a big falling out with Funimation, I guess, because they contracted a different composer for GT. And he was like, fuck you. And then, like, sued them. I don't know. So then they were, like, suing each other. So anyway. Oh, that's crazy. I think it's okay if you missed the boat on GT. Right, exactly. But what pisses me off is all the shit that I, like, grew up with watching, like, in America, it's that music. And it's just like, it's so ingrained into it. We're like,

right. Right. And it's, right. But like, the Japanese audio, you know, music, it's like, and I'm just like and it still works I'm like in the they just got dynamic doesn't bother me when it gets to the Android saga that music just doesn't play for me and it's like it doesn't exist anywhere

because they're like fuck that guy and that guy's like fuck you that's weird yeah anyway so I started back at the beginning I'm on episode like 50 Wow and you're like you can rip through them but like there's still so much filler The gap from like, here's the thing. The sayans, like, Raddits being defeated to Vigida Napa showing up.

In my memory, that took like a month or two of like the episodes. They aired daily on Tudan. From Vigida to where? From Rattits to like Vigita Napa showing up. Oh, yeah. Like the training stuff, like the Snake Way, all the diversions. It's like 17, 18 episodes. It's a lot of episodes.

However, though. each episode is like 17 minutes. Right, they are short. There's so much of like the shit at the beginning and the shit at the end. And guess what? I also fast forward as I'm watching.

What I was watching Gundam one? It takes me about 12 minutes to watch an episode. It's like so the first five minutes is like everything that happened by the time. It's so much. It's like annoying how much I'm holding the controller. Because it's, I'm watching in like 17 minute bursts. Not great to fall asleep too.

Fuck you. this. Why are they getting their driver's license? But anyway, because of that, before I dialed in on Crunchyroll, I was watching it on YouTube and then I decided to just like go to the source. But I was watching an old clip from, I think it was like the Andrews saga or the Cell Saga or something like that. And there was a comment that's like, it was like,

bro, I was like, this episode's 15 years old and people are still watching it. And the comments under that are like, Imagine when this guy finds out when this was made. Like the guy thought, like he thought when it aired in America was when it came out. But also 15 years ago from when. Yeah.

But yeah, it's like, that's funny. That episode probably aired 15 years ago as Dragon Ball Z. Kai. Uh-huh. That's crazy. Right. Yeah. Even then.

But even that. But whatever the fuck it was, he thought he was like, I know it's when it came out. Yeah. Bro, it was like 20 years old. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was 20 years old.

I looked at an episode I was watching last night. It was like episode 46. It aired May 6th. second 1990. In Japan. I was not born yet. Holy shit. God damn.

You guys were talking about like squiggle drawings in the car today. Anyway, that's what I'm doing with my life. That's so funny. And the final fact, it's not about Dragon Ball. Sorry,

it's not about the Simpsons. Actually, I don't know that. I bet actually, I guarantee you it is about the Simpsons. I forgot that's what he was doing. I bet there's not a tie-in. I bet he just says something at the end. What do you think it's going to be?

Like, we're at abort license plates. Oh, that's a good one. Or like Super Bart or something. Okay. Okay. You know, I don't know. Let's find out. A Marion, Illinois man was arrested after a report of a disturbance at a KFC after the suspect claimed the food was taking too long.

Oh. Police responded to the restaurant after the suspect reportedly assaulted a Kentucky Fried Chicken employee with a credit card reader. Whoa. The man who was arrested was allegedly drunk when taken into custody, but not before he closed fist punched a cop who became concussed. When police attempted to identify the man, they could only come up with a pseudonym, El Bardo. Don't have a cow. Michael. Well, none of us were right, but we were right that

there were definitely... I was not right. He just said something at the end that had nothing to do with it at all. The guy took the credit card reader, he started throwing cups at the worker. Then he ripped the credit card reader off, and then he hit them in the face with it. Holy shit. Crazy. Yep. And then I bet they got his food faster after that. So the

cops show up and they went like, hey, you've been hey, you've been hitting people with credit car machine, buddy. You've been drinking and he went, you've been drinking and he went, yep, and started, In the report, they said started making the drinking hand motion. And then when the cops tried to subdue him, he just close fist punched a cop who had concussion protocol at the hospital. Awesome. I got rocks.

If you get punched so hard in the face, they'd hit the back of your head. Oh. Oh, yeah. Squeakoo! Happens to SpongeBob, that happens in TBZ. Damn. Oh, have you ever been punching the gut so much that time slows down and you go, blah. Yeah.

And then sometimes vomit out. an entire other person and then regressed to a previous version of yourself. Not yet, but I'm getting there. But when I sleep, it's like Yamcha in that fucking crater where it's just, I'm sideways on my... Man, they're all useless. Yeah, sleeping.

My cat sleeps like that sometimes. He likes to sleep like this and his back paw. All fucked up. Sneaks out of the back. Damn. Damn. I was like, you look like Yamcha. Dude, Radz looks dumb as hell.

He's such a dumb-looking guy. His hair's so stupid. It's so dumb. It's just, it's... It's so dumb. It's coming up with different hairstyles for these characters, you know? It is crazy how,

like, it's just getting away from it on Namick. But like the first 40 episodes, it's just like Dragon Ball. Yeah. Or it was like, I think after Friza, like Super Sane on,

it's very distinctly a different show and like Dragon Balls E and both like animation and the plot and whatever. But like the first episode, it's like, Gohan fell down a waterfall. And he's like,

Nimbus! And I'm just still watching and go, why you still using that? You can fly. fly now. I don't understand. Why I still using it? Then, like, after the Vegeta fight, he's in the hospital for a bunch,

and then he gets out of the hospital, fucks around, like, gets injured, goes back to the hospital. He's there for days, weeks. Then fucking, uh, Yajorobi shows up, gives him a sensu bean. I'm like, why didn't he eat that right away? Right. Why, wait, wait, why was he in the hospital? And the amount jumps out a window and flies away.

The amount of time, like, after, like, all the way through the end of Namik, where it's just like, or even past that where it's like, Goku needs, to show up late to save everyone is the mechanic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he does it like three and again.

He does it like three times on Namik. I also completely forgot that it was a plot point where they're like, how do we get to Namick? Because it's going on, and it's a whole thing. They have to like find a spaceship

and this and that and whatever. And then Goku's got to get there and they're like, oh, our dad's built one. Right. I don't like, wait, what? And it's like the end of contact. Yeah, literally he just goes,

and it's huge. Yeah. And it's got the gravity training. Yeah. training in it, but the capuchino machine wasn't ready yet. Oh, yeah. It's tough. Dude, that, I love it.

That's what I'm talking about. So, Dragon Ball. There's still that weirdly, like, not drawn cat on his shoulder. Oh, yeah. Not sit. Yeah, it's just, like, it has no face. That's not poor. It's just two eyes.

Yeah. It's just a black blob with two eyes. And it's just never referenced, explained or anything. It's always there. Yeah. And I'm just like, I'm just like, damn, this is still Dragon Ball. Yeah.

This is still fucking dragon ball is shit. What a funny thing to watch. That's, like, out of nowhere. Playing Dead Rising and watching Dragon Ball is crazy. The DeVar Rising Remaster is incredible. Yeah? The one that came on 2024. It's so good.

Huh. You should play it. Okay. It's so good. That game, the original is 20 years old next month. Wild. Wow. Yep.

When did it come out in Japan? 42 years ago. That's crazy. That's crazy. They were actually playing Dead Rising at the beginning of the grand The Follow movie. I knew it. That's crazy.

I actually have a bonus fact. Bonus! I just read today. Oh my God. I was curious about this is going to pop up. Pop. This is for Morning Brew, and it says, is KFC's secret recipe up for auction? Maybe.

Is it really? I hadn't heard this. So it says the residents of KFC founder Colonel Sanders and his wife, Claudia Sanders, will be sold at auction today, as will, perhaps, the exact combination of 11 herbs and spices that make the Colonel's chicken finger looking good. But it's not the same anymore. No, no, not it does say. It does say the family that bought the estate was trying to sell it.

And then, hold on, let's see. It says here, so on the property is one of the restaurants they opened and were running. After they sold KFC for $2 million in 1964, a decision the colonel came to regret despite remaining the business's mascot. As he believed, quality slipped. Yep. We talked about it. Muletender Sanders opened a different chicken shop. So it says here that the recipe might be like located on the premises.

is in a fault or something, and it says, among the items for sale, auctioneers are touting the Colonel's Dayplanar, which they say lists the precise measurements of the 11 herbs and spices. However, a spokeswoman for Yum Brands, KFC's parent company, told the New York Times,

the true secret recipe is locked in a digital safe encased in two feet of concrete. Shut up. Fuck you. God damn. Shut up. Stupid. Right, right.

Like, you're not using the same recipe. It doesn't taste the same. I don't want the good one. Yeah. You taste the same at all. Give me his day planer. I want the good one. No, we have it. We don't use it.

Right. But we have it. That I believe. Yeah. I believe you don't use it. If you have it locked up and no one knows what it is. Jordan, do you want to learn about the food? Yeah, let's see how long.

Okay. It's been since popcorn chicken has been available. I can't wait to figure this out. Yeah. Leading the lineup an abundant 16 ounce bucket of popcorn chicken that's meant to be shared around the table, even if you do want to keep it all to yourself. Serve with four dipping sauces.

We got seven of the same one. This is the perfect deal for fans who want nothing but the chicken in serious quantity without sacrificing serious value. I mean, that is true. They're not talking about quality, so I can't argue any of this.

It's quantity and value. It's quality and its value. It's true. All right, the Presbyterial Reefat. four years, KFC has heard directly from fans, clamoring for popcorn chickens return. We read every comment, huge mistake. Every DM and even every online petition signature and the, they're lying. Yeah, there's no shit they're lying.

The fucking other spokesperson lied. And your personal mail. Yeah, right. And the message was impossible to ignore, said Melissa Cash, Chief Marketing Officer, KFCUS. I bet it's the same woman. As we continue our Kentucky Fried Chicken, I'm sorry, as we continue our Kentucky Fried comeback journey, this menu item return shows our commitment

to listening to our most passionate fans by giving them exactly what they're craving. We're nodding to nostalgia as we simultaneously modernize the brand and how it shows up throughout the world. I love it in case he shows up. Nick hated the second half of this so much. It's not nostalgic.

I'm nodding, modernizing, showing up. I also like the immediately following the lie of, we read every comment, every DM, every online petition, and the message was impossible to ignore. So we ignored it for years. And years and years, apparently. I still don't know when it went away. We didn't want to do it.

We know you wanted it. For years, we've said, fuck you. We don't listen to shit. We read it. We don't give a fuck. Yep. So there you have it. Um, that is, it's, it's, 44 minutes, that's time.

It's popcorn chicken, you know exactly what it is. No, you review this week. Sorry. We have our review of KFC popcorn chickens. You need to hear from you in a second we call you review. Oh, no. Wow, it's like I'm there. Sorry, God.

We can't pause the episode. We're going to exit the building and just let it run for another 15 minutes. We're shooting on film today. Yeah. The camera came dying at the one of the one of the one of the one. 100% heat stream. Music film this week. 100% heat stroke.

If you watch the live stream on 100% heat, we were doing IMAX style every three minutes it would cut off. We had to change the mag. We had to have a special canopy for the sound mapping. And as a result, we had to use mirror so our eyelines were still accurate.

It was so hot in here. And now Nick has a special... How's that fan working out for you? It's great. I love it. Yeah. Is it quiet? Oh, you can't even hear it. I haven't heard it once. Yeah. Why are you asking us? You're the sound guy. Is it quiet?

This fan is louder than that fan. And it's not because of the fan. It's just from the shaking. Yeah. It's just going. It's not the wind. It's like, I'm right.

I got a woo shoe fan. You can sit a little. A little bit. A little bit in Fiona's picture. Not too much. Yeah. Because I moved it. Oh yeah.

It's in a bunch of red or spot. All right. We got, there is a fire off. There's a bonus time. None of these are super long. I like the first name, Tammy T.

Uh-huh. I went through the drive-thru Monday. Place my odor. After placing my odor. I told the cashier I had a coupon once getting to the window. I couldn't find the coupon. The cashier says loudly, see, this is what pusses me off.

Yeah, well, I'm pissed because had I not felt so rushed once I got to the window, I would have had it. Then the food tasted sour, and the soda was flat for the second day in a row. I will not be going back to this KFC again. Yes, you will. Yeah. It's her fault. You didn't have the coupon?

Go fuck yourself. You might not come back. Go get pushed off. But you'll probably come back Wednesday. I'm not going back tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow night. You're starting to push me off, so. That really pusses me off.

If I wasn't so rushed, I would have had it. Makes no sense. You just didn't have it. You just didn't have it. Also, you're already at the window. Yeah. Right. That's not rushing.

That's, have your shit together. That's like saying I was rushed into paying for my food. It's like me, I'm about to get on the plane. You want me to have my boarding bed? Jesus Christ. A lot of times people complain and I don't believe them that they're rushed at the speaker. Yeah. I don't believe them.

Right. Even then, that's over now. You're at the part where you give them the money and a coupon if you have it. I couldn't find it. It's your fault. Yeah. Did you push off any gate agents when you're on your trip or no? No, no.

You had everything. What the fuck? Nobody got pissed off of me. Second day in a row. Second day in a row is crazy. The food is sour. Second day in a row. You went back after the food was sour day one?

The food was sour. What people tell on themselves about? Oh, 100%. Because it's all. It's all bullshit. It's all bullshit anyway. And then they go, and this is the place I eat at every day. And at top of that, the fact that you had a coupon.

Yeah. Who has coupons? Like, you went and got a coupon and valuable repeat customers. Right. Even then, no, it's called the app. Yep. That app, they have all the coupons. Did you know the parking lot of the airport has a rewards program?

No, really? Yeah. Oh, shit. Me too. I just learned about this yesterday. Oh, fuck. Yeah. I got some flights coming on.

Yeah. I signed up immediately. I was like, fuck. I probably could have like five days of free parking. I have a year. Yeah. Oh my God.

I like using it because it's a fucking nightmare to use the pickup for ride share. So I might as well just like take the shuttle to the parking lot. A bad time. I pay out the nose and they give you a card so like when you come in you just you scan in and then when you leave you scan out

and it just like charges your card. Never in my life. Oh my God. Probably like two years ago I started becoming a park at the airport. guy, change my life. Same. And I,

and guess what? And guess what? I do short term. Yep. Even on a long trip. Yep. Because it's close. It is close.

It's nice. Yup. And I, dude, I'm in my car fucking two and a half minutes out. And you're right.

I'll pay through the notes for that convenience. Pay through the life change. If I'm doing it, if I'm doing it for like a work trip or convention and which we should do for our work trip.

Uh-huh. Oh, red garage. Yep. Yeah. There you go. I do. Dude.

It's like, yeah. You can walk right across. If I do conventions, like, they'll pay for park. So I'm just like, it's just like, dude, yeah, it's like $100. Yeah, I'm a cheapo. I'm like, I'm like, if I take, in my whole life I've been a cheap. If I take a lift there and back, but I'm gone four days, that's $12 a day. Yeah, we're at a break even point.

We might as well just park at the airport. Yeah, I don't give a fuck if it's $100. I'm just like, like, if I'm working, they'll pay for it. Yeah. Just say $100. I don't fucking care. being a short-term parking, that's like the, that's like the fancy move that I do. It's the only like big spend money, but it's not a waste at all.

I feel the same way. It's like the only luxury thing. When you come back from any trip in general, but like a work trip or if you have kids, it's like the greatest gift you've ever given to yourself. I don't just be like my, you can basically see your car when you walk out. Listen, I don't want to sound like the rooster teeth podcast where they just talk to all these first class flights, uh, but that is man.

That is what you do. Until they tagged by. back priority and it came out fourth. It's that. And then until until two years ago, never did it, life changing. I can't, I can't recommend it enough. It really is.

I really can't recommend it enough. Like, if you can, like, even you have to girl math it. Yeah. Of like, you're doing a thing where you're making money, you're spending money or whatever. Don't look at it as just, I spent $87 on parking because then it's astronomical. Yeah.

But if you look at, like, quality of life, you spend $87 to not take a lift or a shuttle. Dude. And it's like dealing with a weighting, the sweating. A little boost. I just got back. I don't want someone trying to talk to me. Like, it's worth so much money.

Yep. It's worth so much more than the parking price. Yep. It really is. Anyway, you reviews. Alan S. I ordered a four piece with coleslaw. I got four pieces. Yeah. Two of which were so small, I could, I could tell what piece they were about the size of a golf ball. The others were breast and leg.

Those two was so overcooked. I couldn't eat them and my dogs turned them down. I didn't get my coleslaw, but the mashed potatoes were okay. Aside from them not having any pride in their product, they were having trouble with... Every time. What were they having trouble with, Jordan? You'll never believe this.

They were having trouble with speaking English. Won't be back. Well, look. I mean, that guy was having trouble typing English. It's just a dog whistle. He didn't say anything. You know exactly what I mean. It's the same sentiment, but he didn't take me saying anything.

of the going like, okay, so you're like, you're criticizing them for speaking good English and look what you wrote. I know right. Like, truly. You know what I mean? Like, fucking, you fucking dip shit. Those two was... I couldn't he tell what piece they were. Those two was so overcooked. About the size of a golf ball.

Not fucking English. Fucking. It's always this kind of guy. I wish I would have screenshot his picture. It was, this dude looked fucked up. Baldsang sunglasses? No, not, not something. glasses, bald, big

like regular glasses, beard photo taken like looking down. It was fucked up. Yeah. Won't be back. Yes you will. Uh-huh. Next one. Dude, another great name. Bertha B. You got it. I love the alliteration. I understand

people make mistakes, but how is it possible that every time I go, there's a Spanish older lady at the window and not only is she rude but always forgets one or two items from my order and then gets mad when you drive around to let her know that items are missing. Today they were not even busy.

I was the only car in line and she managed to mess up the order and then argued with me in front of my daughter that she knew for a fact the orders were correct. I bet if she goes back and checks the cameras, she will feel stupid knowing that she was wrong. I bet. I will no longer go back to that KFC. She lacks customer service big time.

How did she even become a store manager? I am tired of ordering chicken pop pies without chicken. They should just change the man. you to miss three pop pies because you never know what you are going to get. Okay, hold on. Bertha might have a point. Birth is on to something. That might be-

remember the chicken pot pie from the last time. They keep forgetting to put the chicken in the chicken pot pie. That did happen. That was the mashed potato pot pie. That one might have been true. Uh-oh. Also, she did know that the lady was Spanish, not Mexican. So she was just saying like Bartholona.

I really, yeah. I like the part. I bet if she goes back and checks the cameras, she will feel stupid, knowing that she was wrong. Yeah, I'm sure she's gonna really hustle back there and check the cameras. I'm glad she's gonna do all of those things.

What the fuck are you talking about? She's gonna do it, but then see somehow Michael running out of the Alamo draft house. What the fuck? Who's that? Where is this? I felt bad. Oh, there's one bonus one.

One of the best scenes in the movie. Yeah. It made me see. It was a very good scene. It's just really fucked up. Bonus Hayden E. Okay. I order from Uber Eats.

I was heartbroken. When my meal got here, I was missing a mashed taters and asked for 10 buttermilk range and the finger looking good sauce all I got was 30 ketchup I was disgusted on how bad the service was

I tried to call every time I called either no answer and then other times I got hung up on will not order there again zero punctuation at all I ordered 10 rich I got 30 ketchup also had Mr. Burns on and smell

ketchup wrong, very convenient. They had to get 30 ketchups. The bag was open and they just went handful, put it in, handful put it in, handful, put it in, that's about two more. Like, that's about 10 buttermilk ranches, right? 30 ketchup to buttermilk conversion rate.

Yeah, we didn't have buttermilk ranch so here's 30 ketchup. He's 30 ketchup. Dude, 10, 10 ranch cubs. 10 ranches is crazy. That's already crazy. I'm asking for that. And he's doing it through a word. There was seven tosses so much.

He's on the end. He's on the episode. More! It's like fucking Kyle Wren. I was more. I was missing a mashed tater. Mass staters, one word. I thought that was like an exclusive menu.

So he's tried to call the KFC after Uber. Even if you did, what's going to happen? They're not going to call the driver back. Do you think they're going to drive you out? Your ranch is not coming. Right. It doesn't matter. It's like nothing.

Maybe you can get a refund. Maybe you can drive there. Nope. You just want your ranch. Calling does nothing. There is always... It does nothing! There's always a risk anyway when you're ordering through these apps that, like, they're

going to get it wrong. They're going to fuck up your mashed potatoes and you're going to get 30 shots. Do you remember the days of postmates when they would call you when they were out of stock of something and they're like, do you want something else? Sorry. I don't. Not anymore. I never used it.

Well, those are your reviews of KFC, but we have our review of KFC, but we have our review of KFC popcorn chicken. We'll start with you. So I don't remember the last time I had popcorn chicken. I don't remember that it went away. And I'm glad it's back. It doesn't quite taste how I remember it. I feel like, again, like kind of the seasoning blend.

Like it was a little more like... It needed the sauce. It needed a sauce. Yeah, it definitely needed a sauce. Like, it was a little bland. I remember it being crisper. Yeah. You know, it was a little like less cooked.

But it's KFC. And like, this is probably the best thing you're going to get there. It's one of the best things, if not the best thing you can get it. Yeah. The last one got a 9.5. Yeah. It's definitely not. It's a huge, huge upgrade from that.

It's a big upgrade. But I'm not going to seek its praises because I think in the end it's just kind of like down the middle of the road. But I don't know. The sauce is good. It wasn't the worst thing. I'll just give it a 59. 59. I mean, I agree.

It's a huge win for KFC. It's not great. It's pretty bland, but it's cooked pretty well. It could be crispier. but I like, I don't have faith in the crispiness and I feel like they just burned the shit out of it. Yeah.

I was impressed at how evenly cooked all 50 were. Like, they were all exactly the same. I was throwing them on the ground. Right. Sometimes it's a crap shoe. There's some burn ones. There's some soft ones.

Like they're all different. Like they were all almost exactly the same. But they were cooked pretty well. They were like pretty juicy. Not a lot of flavor, but pretty juicy. Comeback sauce was pretty good. I don't think I've had that before. And they will get a tick up for the price.

It's so cheap. Yeah. I can't believe how much food you get. For $10, it's hard to. It's big, man. You can't turn your nose up with that. They are, they're like little, I mean, you know, they're small little popcorn bite. But I was expecting, like, crumbs.

Fed us. I was expecting crumbs. I'm full. 67. 67. It's a win for KFC. 67. Get your kids popcorn chicken.

If you get a 50. If you get a 50. thing, like, one or two kids, you feed them for a week. You can feed them the entire filler arc between Raddits and Regina showing up. Average score of 63, which is way better than the 9.5 they got last stuff. Definitely higher. I mean, like, I was actually, like, looking forward

to, like, just eating food today. And I will say, like, it wasn't disgusting, and I don't feel like shit. And I'm full. You know, it would have been fun. Yeah. Sneak a crackball in there. Oh, no. Oh, I don't, yeah. Let's all just destroy the rest of our days. Right. Oh, my goodness. We do, like, a crack off.

Like, we'd play some kind of game. Whoever loses has to eat a crack ball. Yeah. Oh, God. You just do, like, a blind pole. And, like, it's like a roulette thing. It's like, one of them is a crack ball. Everything else is cheeseball.

That's, that's good. I was also thinking of another game. I haven't gotten to the rules yet, but I was going to call it, make Eric eat a crack ball. And we figure out the rules of the game. Yeah. But I think it's a good place to start. And if he doesn't, it's like a super sour route.

Well, if he doesn't eat it, he has to eat two. Oh, no. So if I eat one and I have to eat a popsicle right afterwards. Yeah. Oh, no. You get that one before and after. Oh my gosh. Why do you have as many positives as I want?

Why did they keep doing it? I'll go get one crackball and two popsicles. That's as many possicles as I want. They do come in a two pack. I'll tell you what, the popsicle like this game too. Did I take them out of that fridge? Oh, they might be melted now. They might be melted.

Well, if they're in the fridge, it's not Mike. Hey, you can see us live in New York. I don't think there's a lot of tickets left, but 100%. Eat Live. Is it the Bell House in Brooklyn or it's September the 3rd? Hell yeah.

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You can come see us. I think it wants me to drink it. Yeah. Just might be frozen. Yep. Oh, okay. I kind of cranked it up a little bit. Nice.

This is frozen. Cool. Okay. All right. All right. Go ahead and put that whole fridge. There you go.

Go ahead and put that dial down. Yep. You want to go to 100% eat them? Ooh. I definitely forgot to turn it down. Holy shit. Here, wait, we got to make a mid. The fridge shouldn't be able to do that.

It's a Mr. Beast thumbnail. That was good. Yeah, see? Very nice. Michael's not there. The freezer's only on mid. Yeah. I was like, this should be fine.

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