100% Eat - The Way Home to Cars - Burger King Ride Along

Episode Date: May 14, 2026

Drew didn't stick around but Our Heroes are headed back to the old Rooster Teeth office to record this week's episode. Poor Nick is suckin cup and getting it everywhere. It's all over the restaurant and Eric's car. Just like the food. Happy anniversary! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Rehome. We're going to go hang out with Drew Safflin. Oh, no. He was thrilled to see you. His imagination. Well, I mean, probably because I wasn't there. Oh, it's been it. Yeah, the one he wanted to talk to do.

He was just like, the whole gang's not here? Not worth it. It's kind of, we're kind of an all or nothing. Yeah. It was only 75% 100% of a lot of a deal. Except if you are. Drew and want to split us up and send us in two cars. I think I'm starting to...

I think I'm starting to figure out why he didn't talk to it. Why? Why? He doesn't watch this. He doesn't know. I mean, he knows. He's medless. Oh. Are you guys excited for the new Wopper? Anyway, so Drew...

I was really hoping they would be quiet longer. I was just really ready to sit on that one. I told Eric inside. I was like, dude, I And it's so upsetting, like, I'm so hungry. Like, it's a real food. I'm really just like, want to eat this because I'm so hungry and it's unfortunate. It is.

It could harm us. I was thinking that too. Oh. You want to cough up some dough for the fuck? No. Yeah. Hi. Hello, we're good.

Sorry. Thank you. No, thank you. He's got tickets, though. No, thank you. Give me a shake. You get tickets to something. I want a shake.

Hey, do you want Grogu? Do you like grogoo? Come on down to Grogu Town. You like Grogu? You like Grogo? Do you like JRP? Yeah. You got that's a good one.

Well, you guys know about him too? Yeah, we heard all about them. We, uh, there were, before we went and ordered, I looked online to make sure that it wasn't going to be a situation where I had to, like, order online for the limited menu and all that stuff. Uh-huh. Which we've run into before at Burger King. Uh, there are combinations of this food that you can only get through their app, but it's,

What are you feeling? I'm just Nick. It's just Nick. No, no. Are you okay, Nick? Well, it's just like, he's, because he's filming and he just wants to get out of here. Oh, that guy was his thing. Yeah, that's what I say.

Nick is like, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was pointing the camera at you, but I, like, I can see the sweat beating his face and these guys right outside the car. Like, hey, and Nick's just waving a phone. Well, at one point, I saw him. At one point, I swung the camera to Michael and he leaned down into the shot. I'm sorry, that's why you couldn't see him there. That's why I cut in.

That's, how you feel it? Anyway, you're free now. Anyway, yeah. I mean, it was distracting for me, too, because the guy's literally, like, waving. Yeah. It was like, that was like, too, yeah, I'm trying to listen to what Eric sang, and the guy was just like, hey, yeah.

Yeah, he was like, he had like a song or something. Yeah, he was waving like, Samda. Can you get, like, stop? Roll down the way down, cut it out. We could have given him a Grogu shake. Oh, but anyway, sorry. There's, there's different order. Yeah, so like.

Jesus. Low goo. Hey, baby, can I get a bogoo? No. Sauce Monkey special? No! We're doing this Denny style? No!

Okay, all right. Tip time. You could order different combinations of just this food through their app, and it's like, has the Imperial meal, whatever. But this is the bounty meal? Oh, bounty bundle. The bounty bundle. You went right up there and asked for it. And then they said, oh, they went, oh, yeah, four bounty bundle.

It was like so like, the bounty bundle is like, they didn't like, there was no, they didn't say bright suns. No, they don't know what that means. The bounty bundle sounds like a $35 skin pack at Fortnite. Yeah, well, bright suns is what they say at Galaxy's Edge because they're all in character. You're not too far off price wise, Michael. You're not, it's not. I mean, with these collector's items, I'm sure.

Oh, dude, these, these, uh, these plastic collector memorabilia cups. They're like the thinnest plastic. Yeah. It came wrapped and I thought it was paper. I thought it was a paper cup. You get cups at Rudy's that are like better. Oh, yeah.

Oh, those are real plastic. Oh, look, it's a dude from rebels. That one guy's like, like, standing crotch out. Yeah, that guy. He's like, he's from rebels or whatever. It's, uh, hope it's not a bad batch. They're all dead. Hell, yeah, do you get one?

Don't tell you. I also, I like that. I like the joke. Biggie, piggy, piggy, piggy. Get her, get it. I got it. Yep, that's right. I know all about it.

No, all about Bad Batch, which is a show. Cartoon. No. Which is a cartoon. It's a cartoon show. That's correct. Well done. This used to be a dollar tree.

I was going to say this dollar. Different show! And if you're enjoying this, check out car captives on Patreon. Oh, so two, available now. It's probably available right now. Nick has been telling us what he's planning for his additional episode. We're at the episode five, I believe. And he just keeps going like, this is for episode four.

Oh, this was episode five. Well, you think like, since we haven't shot episode two, every idea he comes up with until then would be episode two. Sure. No, he's got episode two. He's already sectioning off. Well, I'm sectioning the city. Exactly.

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Look at this wiggle. That's a lot of wiggle. It's like just way more wet than shake. It's a wet shake. It's a grogoo wet. Do you think this one's gonna be me fine? Or do you think it's gonna be bad fine? I don't know.

I bet it's better than the banana shake. It might be. This could be the best part of the meal. It's not their meat. Now here's the thing. It's not a wrap or the meal. Chicken fries might be okay. Chicken fries will probably be okay.

Yeah. Not man. Yeah, they'll be okay. So okay is above thing? Okay is like orderable. What, then. Dude, why is that? Why is that the thing now?

I don't know. Yeah, you could order it. Yeah. And that doesn't help. And like, why don't you like it? So if you would order it, that means you like it. He gives, he, we didn't even talk about him sucking this fucking drink down. It didn't work.

I'm covered it. It didn't work. We've breached. entertainment. Nick walked up to the soda machine and he went, oh, Nick's fucked guys. Oh, no. Did you guys see? Is it just all over them? It was so much. And he just stuck with it. He went for it. And he filmed it too. It was awesome. I don't know what I'm going to get. And then he ended up getting just plain sparkling water in that place. Then he sucked it through the tit of the cup. And then he got, oh, tart. And then after we were, filling up our sodas he looked at me directly and drank it but it all yeah he just did it again in your car it landed on me all just down the fuck in front of the water it's just water save the food

village for outside it's just it's just tart water outside on top on the car not in the car michael was like so are we like eating here we went no we're going to go back to uh stage five and eat he's like if we're not eating on the car then i don't want to do it right i'm I was like, I'm eating in the restaurant or on your car. I'm not eating in my car. We're eating on my car. Yes. Okay, it's fine with me because I'm not.

This Burger King's already Burger King enough. Yeah. Hey guys, let's sit for 20 minutes. Right. And then we can have the, we can have all of our separate cars think of it. Yeah. This is nice. I don't have to cut away as we drive back.

Yeah, you know to edit. People are gonna know where Drew is. Drew, no. Oh. Do you think somebody's gonna be parked in my spot? Oh, yeah. We were thinking that would be pretty funny because we already lined up.

That'd be crazy. And there's like one person, yeah. There's so many open spots. There's a spot right here. If someone sparked in your spot, it's the guy that sat next to me. Yeah. Turned Kreyfim.

Go somewhere else. Or Drew came back to look for you. Oh, man. Eric was right here. I'm telling you guys, they were real. They were here. I don't know. Did you see Michael? Oh shit, are there way more cars in this a lot now?

There seem to be more cars. Oh, there seemed to be, yeah. Wait, is Rooster Teeth open again? People show up at noon? Well, we gotta talk about lunch. Hang on, is the office back open? No one didn't tell me? Now, Eric, the car did park in the spot next to where you parked.

Yeah, I think I'll be okay. Okay. It's just... But it's still an odd decision. It's crazy. Look how much lot there is. Yeah. Whatever. Shut up.

She was like, She was showing sympathy of our situation. She's not showing shit. She's not real. There's a person eating lunch in their car too. Wow! They can join us. They can join us. Okay, I don't like the way he said it.

Why? Join us! How do you think she's gonna like here? Yeah. Oh, I did a bad parking job. Yeah, I did too. I mean, I don't know or care if I did. You know what?

I was just trying to save our space. That's what you were doing. Everyone. Everybody's here. Yeah, Jordan, we're free to just slam. Yeah. But did actually. No.

I went slow and then . You don't have to take off your... I felt a disturbance in the force. It was attached to the seatbelt, so I did. That makes sense. No, you sure didn't. Or as angrily, I might add. Oh, yeah, dude, that was a rage hit, for sure.

Jordan's having a battle with the boxes. You got it? One after another? Yeah. That's a different thing. That's not Star Wars. Oh. Lunchtime.

Wow, I wish this other car wasn't right here. Why? You throw it down. I'm gonna throw it now. Don't throw it. Look how wobbly this is. It's so fucked. Oh my God.

That's great. Hey, Nick, try drinking this with no straw over Eric's car. Okay. Through the hole. Dude, that's slow. Yeah, your hood is much more sloped this time. Yeah, what happened to it? You bend it?

It's a different car. You bent it? Yeah. You could have fooled me. You wanted the sleek hood. Yeah. This one has air conditioning. You don't think it.

All right, let's see what's in here and then we can. Oh yeah, she. Let's take a look. Well, that's because who would see this and stick around? Right. What's see? Look at all these little boxes. Yeah.

So once again, Burger King, I will say, they've got the, um, the packaging, right? Like, this is like a lot. This is a lot of to do. He's out here sucking. He's over here sucking. He's doing a secret suck. He can definitely. He's doing a secret suck.

I don't know if that's going to be the best thing. The wind wants this on your car. Yeah, but what if they made effort on the food? Yeah, I mean, probably didn't. No. Well, they also did break, what was the SpongeBob? Was that Wendy's or was it? Hold that up.

They did a SpongeBob thing, yeah. Remember, they had like. Oh, that, well, no, I really don't remember. That's not. Oh, Wendy's did. That's pretty cool. They're Burger King, too. Oh, that's din.

What does that look like? Didlory and Grogu garlic sauce. Have you seen? Look, no, I've seen the new one. No. This is the way. Whoa, what's different? different about it. It's a bun. Let me see it.

Show us the bun. Show us the bun. Oh shit. He can't, he's not accepted in the society anymore. Oh yeah, I took on my helmet. Guys, the whole time. The bun is different. Hold on. I'm not Pedro Pascal. I'm, uh, no, that's me. I'm a burger. A boiga. I'm a bit of boiga the whole time. I'm Pedro Pascal.

I'm really nervous. That's fine. No, I mean, he doesn't. I don't care. Well, we're gonna dig into- I think this is yours. This. I'm making this yours. We're home. That, that's crazy, right?

You definitely don't need a spoon, I'll tell you that. We can take you back to the office for later. Is this kitty litter? What is it? I have a bunch of napkins too. Your car won't be needing that. Thanks, man. All righty. This is for Gracie.

Gone but not forgotten. Rest in peace. Yeah. All right, bye.