100% Eat - The Year of Taco Bell CONTINUES? %% Taco Bell Crispy Chicken Taco & Burrito

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

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Doing good. Doing well. I'm excited to be on this new set again with our new neon sign that we opened. This thing gets brighter than the sun. Yeah, that's why it's awesome. It looks great. Even when it's dim. It's awesome.

It's dim as mo. It's incredible, it's big too. Yeah, it's awesome. Like it's meaty. Yeah. It rules. When we were, remember looking into something like that forever ago, it was like $2,000. Yeah, it was pretty expensive. It was like insane. It was so expensive. It, it was like $2,000. It was pretty expensive.

It was like insane. It might have been like $2,500 or something. It was so expensive and Gracie was like, put it out front. Yeah. Are you gonna put it outside? She did say that. Are you gonna put it outside the office so everyone knows where you are and where they can get at you and touch you and get at you?

What about any of this? Are you getting? Yeah. She just doesn't. She has no idea. Someone pointed out the fan was going nuts in Fiona's picture. We turned the fan off.

We turned the fan off just for you. That's a reason, it's not that big a deal. No. Like if we needed the fan on, I'd say, I don't give a shit. Exactly. But we don't need it on. It's reasonable. It's reasonable because I could see it

and it's bothersome. And go to hell. Burn in hell. Yeah. That keeps running. That keeps running. Yeah. The fan is the closest simulation you can get to the TV being messed up last time.

True. It's just something you can't keep your eye off of. You know, we're doing a Gracie episode tomorrow. We are. Maybe we turn the fan on and just tell her to look at it. Yeah, she might need it. It'll help her focus. It honestly will help her focus. She won't listen to us, but she will have something to look at. But then she'll also be like, who is that? Right. Who is she?

Probably, she probably will. When you did the introduction, you didn't say your name. Was that on purpose or no? No, you just said, I'm your host, along with my co-host. I also didn't clock that. Who are you? I am Michael Jones.

Oh, okay. Hi! I'm your host. It's probably because I stopped reading it and I put it down. He's always stay at home Mikey. Yeah, stay at home Mikey. Stay at office Mikey, it's me.

If you're listening now going, who is that guy? Well, they could have thought it was me. What if I did it? Yeah, see. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Homeschool Jones. So confusing. Homeschool Jones is a great nickname.

It's cool. It's a cool name. It's almost Homestar Runner, which I also. It's a cool name too that not only I didn't come up with, I didn't use it, no one I knew used it. It was only people who knew of me, but didn't know it. Are you talking about, oh that guy, homeschooled drones? Yeah, that's like, who has like a third...

Well, you're so mystical. You're like an urban legend. It's like a third degree nickname, but not a first degree or a second degree nickname. People you know weren't calling you that. Uh-huh. People to your face weren't calling you that. Yeah. It was just, I knew people said it.

Yeah. That's crazy. But you never met them either because you weren't at school. I mean, I may have met them. Probably saw them on picture day. I saw them on picture day, saw them in graduation. Oh, I didn't go to graduation. What?

I could have prom or graduation. Can you believe it? You didn't. Why would I do? I avoided school the whole year. Why would I go to graduation? It was boring thing ever. It was, it is super boring.

Graduations are boring. Yeah, we had- Thank God again, my parents didn't give a fuck. Yeah, they were just like, they didn't, I don't even know if they asked me, and if I had mentioned going to graduation, they'd be like, no, you don't go to school. Yeah.

It's just like the level of not like, you have to go. They were like, we don't give a fuck. You're done, thank God. We're over it, we made it. We're over it. Jesus Christ, you're probably gonna work. You know what I mean? Like that it didn't continue and like,

I don't wanna jump. I graduated high school and then the Xbox 360 was coming out. I'm like, well, I got to work. That summer sorted. Yeah, it was. And then I just kept the stupid job. Eight years almost. When I quit to come here. When you got Xbox 360, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, It's for AP because my TV had that. Me too. And I never knew what it was. Me neither. There was the HDTV switch on it too, right? There was like an SD and then you could slide it. It was like this big.

Yes, it was huge. It was a big old plug. Yeah, I had a flat screen, not flat TV. No, no, just a big screen. A big fat C or T, but it was a flat. It was like 27 inches, like 30 inches, it was silver and it was flat. Did it have the big chunky base? Or was it just the screen?

I probably had a chunky base. Because it had ass for sure. Yeah, yeah. I remember I had a TV like that too. I remember watching cartoons on it and going, this looks amazing. Yeah, and I was like, what are these colors for? And then I got the Xbox and it had the colors in and I don't

It wasn't even like I'm gonna get better picture. I went I have them I should do the same thing. I have no idea what they do green. Yeah, green green blue blue Yeah, and then other red other red. Yeah, well two reds and then looking at it It really was like holy shit. Whoa, it was it was the beginning of the fidelity was like I didn't know that they could do I was like, I didn't know that they could do this. I was like, whoa. On a video game? And at the time too, I was like, cause the screen's so big.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got it. They got it. They'll never make them any bigger. Cause it was gigantic and I was this close to it. Cause that's how big my bedroom was. I was like, gears of water this close to the TV. My bed, about this much space and then the TV.

Absolutely. Man. And then that was one of the first big purchases I made when I kept that stupid job after I got my Xbox 360. Hey, it's coming in handy for us. I bought a 47 inch TV. You're gonna wire that Nest thermostat. At the time was cheap, was on sale,

but I bought a 47 inch TV. Now this was like flat, but still flat when flat was like this thick. The thing probably still weighed 150 pounds. It was a 47 inch TV. It was like a thousand dollars. The difference between. It was a 47 inch TV. It was like a thousand dollars. It was every dollar I had. This new TV?

In my room, it was, I was this far away. And I would just be like, this is the best thing I've ever had in my life, every day of my life. And I would just, so cool. Look at my TV. So cool. It was very cool. And now we're like, I think I'm gonna get the 75.

Yeah, exactly. $498. You can pay 50 bucks now and now we're like Yeah, exactly You can pay 50 bucks more and like get get a 65 for yeah We replace like pay $100 more get a 60 inch TV, but a real brand. Yeah, fuck that we big high sense, baby We replaced the old broken TV with a 65 inch broke I Was careful when I turned this one on. It looks great, not cracked. So yeah, you replaced that, was it a 55? Yeah, the old one was a 55.

This one's a 65. The difference in weight between them, I could lift up the 55 and toss it. This one I had to like really like oh brother. So you got the same one for the other room Yes, yeah, so we got two of these that's for that'll be for the food court for the fun time We got a 75. Yeah, I can't believe it was a Phillips not that I put any weight into that It's probably a dog shit. Yeah, but but I don't even I know it's a name. I know it's not high sense No, right fact you can get a philip 75 inch for $498 is insane and boy, it fit. Oh, just barely. That TV stand. When I bought that TV stand last year,

I remember it was advertised as like, for up to a 65 inch TV. Just because of- I bet you could squeeze a 75 inch TV. The generic depth of the legs and shit. When they can safely advertise. I looked long and hard for a 75 or anything big that had a fucking base, but they just don't have them.

They have the legs. It's just the legs. And like some, I think that's- They make attachments too, where you can like bracket it onto the back of the TV, like where the mount is, and then you'll have like a base. Oh, and the bottom. I had to get one of those for my house.

I did too. Cause I bought, same thing, I bought a TV. It was way too wide. It fit on my dresser. But the way my house is, there's like in my bedroom, there's an indent and then the wall comes out. And so if the indent out wasn't there, it would have fit on the dresser.

But because it was there, the TV was up against it. And it pushed the whole thing to the right. And so the thing wouldn't fit. And I was like, God damn it. And then I bought one of those where it just comes through the middle. It attaches it attaches to the back. But um, I Measured that fucker. I was I was hesitant when I was doing the phone measurement because that's like good ballpark Yeah, when it's coming down to a quarter of an inch. Oh, I was like, let me get a real tape measure

Yeah, yeah, and I think that one measured out to the depth of the table It was like 13 and a quarter inches. And this TV's 13 inches. And I went, that's a whole quarter inch? It'll fit. We got room to play. And at the very least, it's sitting on top. It's sitting on top.

It's there. It's sitting on top. It's fine. I like, just don't breathe around it. Like at home, going back to that issue of like, oh, it didn't fit. If it hung off like a quarter inch, I would not have bought the light. I would have of like, oh, it didn't fit, if it hung off like a quarter inch, I would not have bought that.

I would have been like, it's fine. So having it fit all the way, that's so good. Yeah, that's bonus. That's so good. This place is really coming together. Yeah, it's nice. By the way, I'm one of my hands over Michael Jordan's bodyguards,

but I already hooked up my Switch out there. Did you really? Yes. Oh my God. I brought the dockets already hooked up. Wow. I don't know if anybody has theirs. No. No, I don't know and I didn't bring a controller

But I'd be weird if you brought a controller without this I have the joy cons and one pro controller and there you go and I can play Or or we Zelda either way either way. I'm just throwing it out there And I'm gonna bring it in here so we can capture the audio really well He's if you capture you can play it on this But but it's out there, but the 75 inch TV 75s TVs out there do we have a long HDMI? That's no that's a good question. We have a 75 inch TV. I thought we want to see the 75 inch TV That was my thought that's kind of what I would like to see too

But Nick's trying to have his cake and eat it too. Are you trying to eat your phone? He's trying to have some case trying to have his chicken tender and eat it too, which he did. That is? By the way, well, because we got shortchanged. We got shortchanged by taco bar. I had already had those. Granted, we all had them today in the tacos,

but by themselves, I already had one. And I looked at Nick and went, I already had one, you can have it. And he went, no, I'm good, I'm good. And I was like, okay. And I ate everything else first. We ate all the food, which is kind of rare. The only thing left was one chicken tender. And I was like, okay. And I ate everything else first. Yep. We ate all the food, which is kind of rare. Yes.

The only thing left was one chicken tender. And I was like cleaning shit up. And Nick goes, well, it's still here. I'm like, well, this is why I offered it to you 10 minutes later or earlier. And you're like, no, no, no. I was trying to help. No one did.

That's why I offered it to him. Well, okay. No, no, no. And then he went, well, yes. I'm getting it. Yeah. Monkey wins again. Monkey money. Monkey creates his own game and then wins the game.

Yeah, now's the time. Now it's monkey money. Yeah. Do you want this? No. Those fools. Yeah. I said no so I could get it later.

We tricked him. We tricked him. I wanted it the whole time. You would have gotten it if you just said yes. Did we get a new capture card? Yeah. We did. Is it installed?

No. Oh. It can be, very quickly after this. I'm not asking you to do it I was just asking if it was done and then when we get the long HD mic No, we don't have yeah, yeah, I don't think they make 100 foot long I think about it. Did you guys ever have the TVs that had like the VHS combo like on the bottom or whatever? No, I never had one my friends had me too Either I'd be I just had a V My friends had those. Me too. I've never had one either. I just had a VCR. Yeah, me too.

The best TV I've ever had was that television, the CRT with the DVD VHS combo. You could literally watch everything. You could watch any. Old Rich Jordan watching his DVDs, VHSs on his 13 inch. I was playing X-Files. SpongeBob plastic all around it. It was usually a 13 inch TV.

19 stretch. Might've been 13. Might've been 19. I don't know. It was pretty big. When you got like the kids version. It was not the small one. And it came in like Game Boy colors.

It'd be like all bright ass green or blue. Like when they had like the mold plastic around it. Where like this is the SpongeBob TV you would get from like Target. I have a. I'd buy one of those now. Are you kidding me? I'd love the SpongeBob TV you would get from like Target. I have a- I'd buy one of those now, are you kidding me? I'd love a SpongeBob TV. I was about to say- I would buy one. But in Gracie's room.

If there was a market for that, I would love to make those- Dude, let's retro 90s the shit out of that room. And Gracie would go, what's the 90s? Yeah. No, it'd be great. She would. We lived in the 90s. Yeah. She didn't. Yeah. It's a big reveal.

Gracie, check it out. Why is everything in here old? What's a VHS? What's VHS? How do I watch this? There's gonna be toilet on this. Yeah, that's what she's watching. How do I watch Brant's on you?

Those TVs, that TV, VHS, DVD combo TV, that TV would be like $1,000. Yes. I would love it. And maybe it would work. Imagine if we could make one. Be like the van. Imagine if we could make like a 13 inch TV and it had the mold plastic and it was like the monkey holding it up

You know what I mean? That would actually be cool. That would cost us $14,000. Yeah, there's no shot if you're listening this like oh my god I hope they do that. No shot. Here's It as least to make sure it's not for here's best case scenario. We look into it It's expensive, but we can do it we get one for ourselves. Yeah, and then it just kind of sits in the store if you ever want it You know, I mean like hey, it costs a thousand dollars But if you want to buy it for four grand you can have it To you not taking your space warehouse. We have to drive it over to Elfamo So ship this I would totally be on board with that a little bit

We're like we're not selling it, but if you want it, you can buy it. We just leave like a little tag, like a piece of art hanging. It's like, hey, I like this art, but also if you want it. If you want it, and there's a little description. I think that would be so cool if we could make like a, like a mold plastic TV thing like that. I think that would be so funny. I have this really crappy, it might be a Phillips,

but at this point it's probably like 15, 16 years old. I've actually been hearing good things about Phillips. I've been hearing cheap things about Phillips. It's so old that it has an HDMI input, but it also has the composite input. Oh my God. So I can hook up my original Xbox to it. You can just hook up that PlayStation 2

and get the real graphics. It looks awful. Yeah, oh yeah. It looks so bad. Does it have coaxle though? Oh, you got to get that coaxle in case you want to watch Cable. You want to hook up a Nintendo 64. That's right. Yeah.

A little gray box. A little gray Nintendo box. Oh, God. I had that too. Yeah. Yep. Put it on channel three. The fucking pins!

Pen! Yep. Three, four, four, three, three, four, three, three, four, three, three, four, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three Don't break it. Don't break the pin. But if I had like an old CRT, it would look so good to play those old Madden games. It would look so bad. Good. Yeah. Yeah. It's because you can't see how bad it is. The way it's intended.

Yeah. It would look clearer. It wouldn't be stretched. It wouldn't be like, it's got this, like if you look at it too closely, it's got this. It wouldn't be stretched. It wouldn't be like it's got this like if you look at it too closely It's got this like wave ripple effect. Oh, yeah, because it's not meant to be playing this That's always like Emulators or even like a switch. Yeah, you have the things it's like want to stretch it. It's like why is that an option? Here's Mario wanted 16 by 9

Here's Mario wanted 16 by nine. It's fucking weird. Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob We have to like reach in between all this other stuff. You want to work on that while we talk about this? Not, maybe during the next show. Yeah, there you go, Michael Jordan podcast. I got an emulator working for Top Skater or whatever. It was like a headache to get working, but it's like really fucking cool. It's too clear. It's not meant to be seen and the fidelity in which you can see it.

Like when you see like the polygons and like without the, without the fuzz of the CRT kind of like blurring the edges and creating some sort of anti-aliasing when you emulate like an N64 game like Ocarina of Time or something like it's just like this guy just shapes. Yeah, just does not look as much as shapes. Oh yeah. Yeah. And good shapes for that time.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, like you look at like Final Fantasy shapes. Oh, yeah. Seven. Oh, yeah. This guy's got Fantasy shapes. Oh yeah. On the Z7. Oh yeah. It's like this guy's got three shapes. These guys are barely shaped.

You got spiky hair, blocks are his entire body. Hands, legs, feet. They're just a bunch of squares. And the hottest character in the world, Tifa. You know? Woo! Woo! Woo!

Look at those tris. Well, that was always great because Final Fantasy is even- Too horny! Even in that, they look like that on the map. My brain is filling in the gaps. They look like that on the map, but brain is filling in the gaps. They look like that on the map, but in fighting they look so much better.

Yes, they have faces and real shapes, and there's like main game, three shapes. Even the rendered cutscenes look good. Yeah, kind of, but that makes sense, because the cutscenes. What I never understood is like, if they look like this during the fighting, which is so much of the game,

why don't they look like this in the world map, in the regular game, like fucking. Well, the same fucking thing. It's like going from like animated chibi the whole time. The difference. I saw a video about it recently where it was a conflict in art direction between two people. No way. I think it was, what was it?

Sakuraba? The guy, I filmed a fucking video with him. I know, Sakaguchi? Yeah, Sakaguchi? Yeah, Sakaguchi. Like his direction of like what it should be with like the isometric whatever. And then the new direction that they wanna take

Final Fantasy and like the sort of like tug and pull between like the two. Do you think whoever was the guy he was fighting with at that front wasn't involved in FF8 because that is not a problem in that game. I think Sakaguchi was like, Final Fantasy 7, here's what I want, but you can do what you want with it.

And so that's where there was like that push and pull. And then after that, he's like, I don't want to do this anymore. And they went, great, hyper realism, no fun. Yeah. Everything's beautiful ugly. And it's like, okay, cool. I never played seven,

but eight was the first one I played. You never played seven? Nine nine ninety nine. Wow. Wow. But uh. I played that game before I could fully understand it and it was hard.

Yeah. I remember. I played that game when I was like 11. When they. And I was like fuck is wrong. Oh, weapon. Eleven in the nineties was like my kids at four. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like again. It's a totally like. You didn't have a lot of information at your not even it's not even like book smarts it's just like dude I was so confused in yes for so long it's just like I'll just keep doing the same thing yeah forever and if it doesn't work I'll just get mad and scream when there was no internet or like I didn't have it and I'm just like I guess I stopped playing this game now well also if there was internet, there was no resources.

Like for video facts. That's all there was. It was game facts or cheat codes. There was no YouTube to be like, okay, show me how you did this. I had to go to Barnes and Noble or Kmart and go to the, and you would go to the, you'd bring paper and a pen

and then write out the cheat codes. You cheat for ass. Write out the cheat codes for Mortal right out the cheat codes for Mortal Kombat three. I would go to the library and use their computer and then print and print and you'd get 10 cents for paper. Yep. Yep. But it was suggested. Yeah. Donations appreciated. Yeah. Appreciate this. It's 1998. So I'm just doing suck it. Suck it. It's crazy like even game facts. Like if I was stuck in the game, I couldn't be like Google, like this game,

this is where nothing would come up. It's like I have to go to game facts. I have to go to the games. I have to pick a guide and there's seven guides written by anyone. And you hope they're not fucking stupid. And you got to scroll past the fucking ask fine. You all go all the way to the top.

Wow, Final Fantasy VII and ASCII art, really cool. Let me keep scrolling. Control F and just words that happen near about the part that you're at so you can go a little bit deeper and go. And no one ever knowing the difference we're doing east and west, but they're committed on using it. Go to this dungeon, go to the furthest east.

It's west! I would just be screaming at my computer. Oh, sorry, I meant least. I can see that. Just say left, right, right. It's twofold, no matter. It's people insisting on cardinal directions when it's top down and it makes the same,

or it's when I say left and people will go, it's west. And I'm like, hey, fuck face, it can't be any other direction. Left is west. You can't turn any other direction. Left is west. You can't turn the map. It doesn't turn. I'll fucking kill you. There's no southern hemisphere.

It's up and down, fuckface. You mean north? I'll shoot you in the head. Taco Bell, anyway. Hey, Taco Bell. This is a real Michael Jordan podcast. It's a new space, we got new TVs. We're flexing, baby.

We came in. We're talking about Taco Bell, I'm thinking about Tomb Raider, talking about pointed triangle kids. Oh, shit. Welcome to the fandom. Yeah, we got here and it wasn't like a rush to go get the food, we were just like hanging out and fucking around.

Well, Nick was fucking around with the TVs. Yeah, Michael walked in with his... What? Michael, Nick and I were in the middle of fighting. Well, he was holding, you were fucking around. Yeah, I mean Michael walked in with Michael Nick and I were the middle he was holding Well, I mean fucking around. Yeah, I mean he was stationed. He was he was fixing and you were fucking around. No Yes, when I walked in yes, yep But I walked in it might have been different before might have been different after when I walked in it was Jordan going things

We're falling apart. Yeah You get it yet Why are you using the screwdriver? Why is this taking so long? And then Eric going, I thought he got it. He said he got it. And I just looked around and went, I'm gonna start taking out trash. That's what I do. Hey, you did a great job. That's what I do.

I piled it very neatly too. We're about 20 minutes in. What did we eat? Taco Bell. Taco smell. Taco Bell, Crispy Chicken, Taco Bell, Crispy Chicken, Taco and Burrito. Hell yeah. They're doing chicken! Yeah, they've been doing chicken. But they're doing more with chicken.

Yeah, they're doing more chicken stuff. This is a dangerous... They did chicken nuggets, now they're doing chicken tenders, which are the nuggets just made long. It's the exact same. Nintendo asked, do you want to stretch it out? Yeah. 16 by 9 by Mario now. But it's not Nintendo S

cause they didn't just take the nugget and stretch it cause it would have got thin. They took the nugget and Zelda style fused them. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like three nuggets fused. With their necro arms. Yeah, there's green goo in the middle, but you just ignore that part and eat it anyway.

Well, they put the green goo in the cup and then you dip it. I made an apple picker. Have you done that? An apple, like take the apple off the tree. So you don't have to jump and grab. Anytime you fuse something, it keeps a copy of it. So if you just drop a bunch of, I don't know if there's a limit, like 20 or 25,

you just fuse them all together. It takes like 25 fused apples as like a blueprint. So if you walk into like a forest, you like say, I wanna create this blueprint and it'll drop a scan of like what's around and it just pulls all the apples down the tree. Oh my God, that's awesome. And like, and then you don't even have to make it

because sometimes it costs too much. You can just drop and they just fall on the ground. Wow. It's fucking cool. I don't give a fuck about apples. I have about 300. Yeah. Hell yeah.

Like Tony is my apple picker. And then just go, it's so fun. It's like, and they'll just float over your head. That's so cool. He's like, fwoom fwoom fwoom fwoom fwoom fwoom fwoom fwoom fwoom fwoom and then I'll just float over your head. It's very cool. Sometimes a tree comes alive. Me and Michael have definitely changed our tune on Tears of the Kingdom.

I didn't change my tune. I didn't change my tune. Me and Michael are on the same page. I'm still mad about Zelda. I'm still mad about the way that we felt about it. We're both on board equal. I was not ready to play the game. The game was always going to be cool.

I loved the game. I hate that Zelda. I went, cause it, cause it just takes away me real Zelda. As we were talking about it. I want Dungeons. It's like eight years per game. There was like six years between Breath of the Wild and this and I'm just like,

and Skyward Sword wasn't great. Twilight Princess was fine. Twilight Princess was fine. Augurion was great. Wind Waker's fucking great. Twilight Princess was fine. And I'm just like, it's been like 20 years since I've had like a great one.

And it's like, these are great games, but it's like, give me a dungeon, give me a, I want a hook shot and we want to get my bow. This game is just like, how about ultra hand? If you like what's cool, if you like what's happening on this podcast so far, you should check out the Michael Jordan podcast. Yeah. This is the most Michael Jordan podcast of 100% equal. Should we just, should we just Michael Jordan podcast? No way, baby. No, I want to play Want to make Nick run in there wherever I won't play it thanks to shady right? No, I'm going thanks to shady rays for supporting 100% eat Jordan go ready for your next adventure with With shade you're going that are built to win in a start. I'm starting right now. I'm starting with Shady Ray's

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Okay, all right, so yeah, we went to Taco Bell. It's Taco Tuesday. It's Taco Bell. I mean that's it's Taco Bell pretty solid I've it's you know what you're getting. It's slop food, but more or less. It's not disappointing I know what you're gonna get This is less sloppy though. Yes, this was less sloppy And it's been dangerous They're almost turning into a fast food restaurant Unlike Wendy's it has not fallen off glancing at whatever we last got a 75 Yeah, despite despite the more about that in the facts despite the Dumb press conference they did yeah, dude where it was a waste of everyone's time.

Here's the thing though, they're doing so well, they can afford that. Both in money and also in integrity. People go, whatever, I'm going to Taco Bell. Their social credit. Yes. They got a lot of positive... It's not really a dink on them. So was a so they took the crispy chicken and they went, what else can we do with it?

And they said, let's put it in the taco. Let's put it in a burrito. And I mean, the fact that they use tortilla chips, yep, for the breading to like tie it back into Taco Bell. Yeah. For the cheeky. It's it's smart. It is good. Smart. Yeah. It's different. It's smart. It is good. It's smart. Yeah. It's different too. It tastes very different. I do like that it's like real chicken breading,

but it's softer. Yeah. It's not as like pokey hard. I thought it was going to be pokey hard. It's not pokey hard. It's like real, like an actual breading, but like it's moist. It has a nice like, there's still texture and crunch to like the outside without being like,

this is going to get in between my teeth somehow and hurt my little gums. Like when a little triangle piece of a tortilla chip breaks off. Yeah, it's exactly what I was expecting. Like you're the infragable crunk. Yeah. But then I don't, like there's none of that in the taco and the, these are like really loaded

with like a bunch of like lettuce. It's almost like a lot of shit in there. It's almost like a lot of shit in there. There's like a lot in there. It was kind of slaw-y. But not slaw. But it was dry slaw, like at Red Robin. So not good.

No. But they're, he fought for it or something. Something like that. He was happy they brought it back. We had wet slaw and I said, dry, dry, dry. I know everyone here loves dry slaw, right fellas? But the crispy chicken, it seems to be like their thing. That and the refrescas are like the thing that they're trying to push.

Everybody's so about drinks. It's all drink city. We'll learn more about that in the next section as well. Cosmics wasn't a big drinks thing. Now that's falling apart. Oh yeah. We couldn't even get excited for going down to the comics before they closed it.

But you had the, I'll get it later. You had the refresca that was like strawberry lime. It was like a slushy, yeah. Mine was more slush, yours was more drink. Mine was drink. You had a rock star pineapple. It was pineapple, I think lime, I got like no lime.

I'll get it, don't worry. But yeah, it was a rock star and pineapple. I could taste hints of the rock star, which is not good, rock star is the. Yeah, it's mostly it was pretty good Yeah, I really I really honestly I picked that cuz I had one voodoo ranger and I needed something to bring me back Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it says on the menu when you're ordering it though like 200 milligrams of caffeine. Yeah warning Is that enough to like it's a lot of deck well, I mean a cup of coffee is like 60 Yeah, so I'm like that you're 80 heart attack? Well, I mean, a cup of coffee is like 60. Yeah, something like that. 60 or 80.

I think, I think the- I'd be dying if it was like two and a half coffee. I think the- I'm not dying. The lemonade that killed you at Panera had like 400 or something. That's insane. Yeah, that's why people die. There were two deaths from a Panera drink.

It could have been three though. How did you die, Panera bread? Panera, mmm, Panera bread. You choked on something new I was studying why is that asking that? And then you just fall apart. I was super saying then I was being studied Hey, do you guys want to learn about Taco Bell? Yes, this is also funny You mentioned this to I thought I was gonna say this earlier talk about old games

The other thing is it like they would just put real music in and nobody give a fuck. Yep There was no yeah, we're gonna copyright strike. It was just like, we're just gonna steal your shit and put it in our game. And there's nothing you can do about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, there was usually so many real songs in video games.

And then people were like, oh yeah, we can't keep doing that? I gotta pay for that? I got Top Skater working and then I found out that, I didn't realize it at the time, I'm just like, this is skate music. The guy who made Top Skater was a huge Pennywise fan. So he's just like, hey, Pennywise,

can you just do the soundtrack for this game? And they went, yeah, here's a bunch of songs. So it's like nine Pennywise songs, only Pennywise. There's no other bands on that game. Nobody else gave him free music. That was it. Pennywise went, yeah, I don't give a shit. Here you go. And that was, it was that.

So I think that that's in an era of like crazy taxi, which the only version of crazy taxi that has those songs on it that you can get now is the iPhone version of that game. I love that. iPhone crazy taxi. Only Apple has the money to license the music. Fucking insane.

SGDQ is going on right now. Oh, is it really? Yeah. God damn. They did, I don't know if it was last summer or like in the winter. They had the oh, there was the live band. They did crazy taxi to get around copyright music. They had a live band playing. It's so cool. It was so funny.

A lot of offspring in bad religion, baby. But let's learn about Taco Bell. Our last Taco Bell episode was January 7th, 2025, where we ate the Taco Bell chicken nuggets. It received an average rating of seventy five. The reason that it felt like we did Taco Bell episode was January 7th, 2025, where we ate the Taco Bell chicken nuggets. It received an average rating of 75. The reason that it felt like we did Taco Bell recently, I think, is because we did Taco Bell. We did Taco Bell like twice.

We did it like twice in a month at this point. We did it, it was like December, like beginning of December, and then like beginning of January. It was like, oh, whoa, we really just kind of like... And if you didn't watch, check out the Talkable Taco Pass video. Yes. Oh, go back to history. I think Richard has that on his resume.

Should? I think it's like... You should put it on his reel. He should. Wait, look what I did. You ever watch any movies? Kind of. His guy eating tacos.

Here's a man destroying himself every day for 30 days. Not true at all. and he looks great. It was the best day of his life. How is he more jacked by the end? I don't know. Why is he the Joker in the middle? Because it was November. I forgot about that.

There was one day, because it was November. It wasn't Halloween, it was November. It was like November 1st or 2nd. Why is he the Joker in the middle of this? Oh, I'm sorry. That's the moaker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was for work. Yeah. And the woman at the middle of this? Oh, I'm sorry. That's the moaker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it was for work.

Yeah. And the woman at the drive-thru said, I like your makeup. Going, didn't we go to Mugaburger? And we walked in. And it was such a weird, like, you looked demented. I was so excited that, like, I dressed like the Joker, not for this, could have gotten out of it, didn't.

Walked right over and I was like, guess what I was doing? And then we were filming a scene where I was the Joker. Did we put out that Rytle? Did we not? I don't know. I'll double check. Find it.

Jokers or Joker copyright? Oh, for, yeah. Oh, because it would have been behind the paywall. It would have been on first, yeah. Put it out. I'll see if it's, if we have it. Put it out this Saturday for this. That's awesome. Hell yeah

Oh, you see the mocha lives Okay Fact number two. Yeah, we're done with this podcast With the release of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 plus 4 Taco Bell has teamed up with Tony Hawk himself to give away 500 limited edition Custom skateboard decks and 50,000 early access demo codes to the game You want early access to thPS 3 & 4 question mark How about breaking out your freaking Sony PlayStation 2 and playing it now you dumbo It already came out 20 years ago around the time Nick was going to college. He will now turn to dust

Slowly fade out your camera in the corner Slowly fade out your camera in the corner there. I don't feel so good, Mr. Eric. I feel old. Well, yeah, it's because you're like, you're getting older. No. So you're going, no shit. The ace of spades. Yeah, the Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 and 4.

You dumbo. Is that it? It is. That game is on Game Pass. Crazy. That's cool. Yeah. It's just, it's weird that they're making a new one. And also there's a bunch of Taco Bell DLC clothes and shit.

I wanna, can I be a taco? Are they funding this game? Can I be a taco? Like is it a scare? It's the cross-branding, it's Activision. They're like fucking buying new shit, you know what I mean? Like that's the easiest thing in the world.

Yeah, you can wear like a Taco Bell hoodie. Isn't that cool? I would. See? I would. Taco Bell sometimes emails us about stuff coming out. Yeah. And then we don't read it and then it comes out. I think I still have that gift card. Yeah. That's right. I wonder if that's expired. Oh, no way.

We can just email. Yeah, no way. We can just email whoever gave it to us. You can't take it. It's already in my account. Oh, it's attached. I wonder if it's expired. I'll take it. I'll get it. I'll take it. It's already in my account. Oh, I'll go with it. I wonder if it's expired. I'll take it. I'll get it.

I'll get it. I'll find out. An interview I was getting the screw driver. An interview on Yahoo Lifestyle. What the fuck? Revealed that Dolly Parton's Taco Bell order is a soft taco supreme with an order of rice and beans. Imagine that's the last thing you ever read. Then you died.

Your time is more valuable than Yahoo lifestyle. It should be spent re-listening to this podcast and also using all the codes at checkout for the ads. God bless. Thank you. That's what your time is for. Dolly Parton, Dolly Parton. The most taco supreme.

Ah! Dolly Parton. I'll never forget you, Dorley Porton. All right. Hey, what were you doing? He died. I don't remember. This takes a bit of a darker turn on this one.

No way. Take this serious. We were just talking about death. Three Ohio area Taco Bell workers were fired after aggressively kicking a man out for trying to purchase a drink, then slamming a door on him repeatedly and calling him racial slurs until the cops came and tased the man. Why did the man get tased?

You're thinking that's backwards, but it's not. Honestly, there's no place at Taco Bell for this kind of racism. Take it to Papa John's, but be careful because they might like it too much and make you manager. That's a lot of responsibility. How did I end up working here? I have stock?

I'm the CEO. The guy came in, wanted to buy a drink. They told him like, no, and to get out of the dining room. And then like, he's like holding his foot in the door. So like they wouldn't close it on him. So they started like slamming it on his foot and then punching the people who worked there, punching the glass, yelling racial slurs at him. And then the cops came. They didn't call him banana boat son. They did. He was white. And then the cops came and then they like took the guy and it was like, what is happening here?

So then the ACL, no, no, no, NAACP was like, yeah. NAACP was like what yeah, hey NAACP was like hey So thinking about suing this Taco Bell and Taco Bell went ha ha these three people are fucking fired Yeah, and they put on paid leave yeah Nobody think about it back with a hero's welcome. I can only imagine the guys like healthy These people are slamming this door on me and call me racial slurs These people are slamming this door on me and calling me racial slurs. Zap! And then they're like, and then people are fired. Nothing happened.

Of course not! Maybe they got paid vacation. This will teach them a lesson, not coming to work on our dime. I'm telling you man, you just gotta be careful though. I hope no one makes me take a paid leave for doing something wrong. Start slamming the door on Nick and it'll be fine. Oh no, I'm too many times on the bonger board. I can't come to work, but I'll still be compensated.

Throw myself down the stairs. Even out of line. We talked to our CPA today, and Jordan told him not to go to our Instagram. Because half of us aren't using the stairs right. But don't worry, soon it's gonna be more than half. Cause if one more person does it, it becomes policy. Now you're the odd man out.

Now you're like, now it's what are they doing? Now it's what is he doing? Go down the stairs head first. Did that come out yet? Oh yeah, dude. We should've put that up last week, right? Yeah, it came out Wednesday. It's on Patreon.

When I've got flung down the stairs? Yeah. Okay. I just remember you trying to... He kept talking about scheduling and? Yeah, it came out Wednesday. It's on Patreon. When I've got flung down the stairs? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I just remember you, he kept talking about scheduling and I went, I don't care. Yeah, did I? Put it out.

It comes out, yeah. Yeah. They set it out. Nick seems to know. That's why I'm asking. By the time this is out, yes. Okay, but so it's not. Okay, so you're talking TV time.

I'm talking TV time. I'm talking real life. Oh, I'm talking TV time. Michael Now, living and breathing is asking, is it out now? Nick, help us. And the answer is no. No, I guess guess which I didn't think it was and right I guess I was you got flicked

I don't care about fake time. I live in real time Okay, that's all I wanted to know now. Well because he said this when Jordan said I told the cba don't check Because half of them are done Yeah, I thought it had come out already and I was confused Okay, good discussion Check it out. I don't care about fake time. I want now like when I say to Nick is that quality control? I buy the comes out. I give me the quality control. I want it now by the time this comes out The Epstein is probably out.

Yeah, well. Jordan, they've come out over and over again already. People just don't like what it says. Honestly, I'm so sick of talking about the Epstein file. It's just time to mingle on. He's on the line. Yeah, it's not even a thing. Definitely not being paid.

All right, last fact. Why did you say rebuttal? Why did you go back to that? I wanted him, because I thought maybe he had a rebuttal. That was a minute ago. Rebuttal. With 2025 being the year of Taco Bell, as predicted on this podcast, there are plans to expand the restaurant's LivMost Cafe concepts to 30 more locations. That's good.

This year? Definitely don't worry about the snacks and drinks sector being too small. Anyway, if you need us, we're at the abandoned Cosmix doing skate tricks we learned from THPS 3 Plus 4 on our PS2 full circle. The, well, three plus four isn't on PS2, like three and four. Three and four. Two different games.

Yeah, you can't load up one disc and have two games on it. In order to get it to fit on one line, three plus four. But if you get two PS2s. Uh-huh, there you go. Two TVs. Cosmix, not a success at all for McDonald's. Abandoned quickly. No!

But Taco Bell, they, they might be able to make it work. Do you know why McDonald's fucked up? Too many buns. Not at Cosmix, but in general. Yeah, they're bunless at Taco Bell. They rely on the bun. They're chained to the bun. Taco Bell has no such chain. Yeah, well they're outside the bun. McDonald's thinks they can bring back the snack wrap and everything's forgiven. Yeah, that's what they think. They should bring back the snack wrap and everything's forgiven. Yeah, that's what they think they should bring back the snack I think it comes back. I think comes back like next week. Yeah, just call it a day in real time. It's soon. Yeah Yeah, TV time. I think it's now. Yeah, okay. Yeah Because we are on TV. I'm looking at it and it's right there a little confusing. It's not wobbling

It's not giving me a headache. Yeah, you you me to like turn on aggressively? TV works. Also, eight, ignore the quality of whether the special thing was good or bad or whatever. It was real food. I didn't, you didn't give me 15 pickle chips and some fucking crazy silly drink. I know. I know.

At least I got one good day. Just eat before. I got one good day. I was sitting there eating the Taco Bell going, I didn't have to eat a bunch of crab. I didn't have to drink a bunch of crab. I didn't have to drink a bunch of crab. It's actual food and the TV is not flickering. I feel great.

We let Gracie make it. I feel so good. I took a lag day. I feel so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're taking Gracie. Are we gonna feel good tomorrow?

They just said that. They just said no, that was 30 seconds ago. They went wait until tomorrow. I'm on TV time. No, you didn't. What? No, you didn't. He, he, he, he, you weren't looking.

I went, no you didn't. He went like this. It's very funny. Dude, do it with the monkey mask on. Dude got two right next to him. Anyway, those are the facts. God damn. Hold on, he's gonna do it.

He still has the. Okay, he went straight back that time. Everything the monkey does is exactly the same. Oh, so good. Oh man. And now we know everything about Taco Bell? You guys know everything. I can't believe they're trying to,

this year too, 30 more. That's insane. And their whole thing is like, I got Taco Money. Drinks and like little pastries and shit. Like. Has anyone that you know gone down with the Chula Vista one?

No, I keep telling Rocco to go fucking do it and film it and he won't do it. He refuses. That's like right up his alley. That's all he does. He hates food. That's what his Rocco's thing is that he hates food. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He just has to eat it. Yeah, he hates food and going to places and filming things. Yeah. Three things he does not ever want to do. Try force of stuff he hates. Yeah. We should go. To filming things. Yeah. Three things he does not ever want to do. Try for us some stuff he hates. We should go. To San Diego? Yeah. Okay.

I'll go to San Diego. Or we can wait six months and there will have 30 more open that we can choose from. San Diego? Remind me one a little closer. I'm fine with going to San Diego. I'm fucking down. But I don't know. Next stop.

Add it to Rocco's list. Eric hates San Diego. Yeah, that's right. Absolutely. Hates California. Next, next up, are we trying to do Minnesota? I don't know. You up. Add it to Rocco's list. Eric hates San Diego. Yeah, that's right. Absolutely. Hates California. Next up, are we trying to do Minnesota? I don't know.

You guys are talking about it. Yeah. Can you do that weekend? I don't know. Can you do that? You said you'd check. I didn't say when. What about during the week?

Is that easier? Probably. Okay. During the week is doable. Yeah, but if we do it on the weekend, more friends can come. So that is true. So think about that. Right.

I'm not saying it has to be. No, but it fucks me. But it's true. But would you be willing to get fucked? But worry about your friends that are here. Look, I'm, I'm, if, if, if the cost to benefit analysis, you know, if the, if the scales are balanced. I mean, I see what you're saying.

It's just, it's unfortunate that the cost is my cost. Yes, if the, I mean, I see what you're saying. It's unfortunate that the cost is my cost. Yes, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it was like Nick's cost, they'd be like, fine, let's just do it. Oh, the sky's the limit. Yeah. Nick, quick, say it doesn't work for you. Say you would suffer. I'm booked either way. Oh, during the week or in the weekend?

I mean, yeah, but we'll do it. I mean, I'll do it. I'll just, I'll look into it. Okay. I really wanna do- I'm not looking into it, we're not booking it tomorrow. No. Calm down. I do wanna do,

Minnesota State Fair seems like a lot of fun. Yeah. But dude, how like, Mall of America seems fucking crazy. Did you see the hot tip we got? Oh, about- This will be breaking news about Planet Snoopy. There's Planet Snoopy in Minnesota. I just don't know if-

Lame. I don't know if, hmm. I just don't know if it's near where we're gonna be at. You're Eric with this one simple word. Eric hates this one simple thing. You just go, nah. Do you achieve another? I'm right.

Yeah. It's just two words. No, it's I'm right. Yeah It's just two words. No, it's two words said Yeah, yeah, I'm right. That doesn't bother me. I'm helping. I'm furious. I'm helping Gavin's Gavin's learning. Gavin's learning about it I'm right. So, what do you mean? Yeah, that makes sense. It's good, right? He's happy. Has he cracked peer permission? No, that's I thought he has without knowing it. Yeah Yeah, he's the one telling Nick wouldn't it be cool and Nick isn't even hesitating. He's run the experiments, but he's not taking notes of the results Yes, absolutely true Hey Jordan, do you want to learn about this? There's a lot of fuck on there's a lot of stuff. Huh? Can we rip through this turd? I

Can't see me. Oh, it's 42. I thought it was 32. No Through this turd. I can't see how many. Oh, it's 42? I thought it was 32. No, I couldn't see. It was about 32 when I started the fact. Yeah, I couldn't see the tens place. We kept talking about TVs. I love talking about TVs. Dude, should we talk about TVs more?

Gracie would love them. And after we explained to her what they are. Yeah, this is a TV. You can watch YouTube on it if you cast it from your phone. I really do want to make that room a 90s room. If we can make it tech Like compatible. Yeah, and we paint it Nickelodeon colors I want to be slime Eric. Yeah The GAC corner, yeah my clothes

Jordan teach us crispy chicken taco two dollars seventy nine cents asterisk a harmonious combination of one perfectly crisp, crisp meat. Harmony. Chicken strip layered with purple cabbage, crisp lettuce, pico de gallo, and shredded cheddar cheese with the choice of the all new spicy ranchero sauce or avocado ranch sauce.

We get this fancy ranchero sauce? We did not get a choice. No choice? I had, I saw no choice. we definitely got the green stuff yep I was fusing mm-hmm yeah I was using it to the taco wait okay so three chicken nuggets or a chicken tender and you use two chicken tenders now it's a burrito yeah but it's like triple damage I made dubious food. Dude, I have two of those. I have 32 swords now. Oh really?

Jesus Christ. Spack a diamond on it? They fucking kill Lynels. They kill Lynels in like six hits and it doesn't cost anything. You gotta go ride their back. All right, next. Oh yeah.

Next stop, you gotta kill the three headed dragon. I killed one already. Gleeok? Yeah, I killed the lightning one. The lightning one's like the hard one. It's the pink, oh no, sorry, it's the frost one. Oh okay. Cause he flies like a million feet in the air. That one's the baby one. The lightning one's like the hard one. It's the pink, oh no, sorry, it's the frost one. Oh, okay. Because he flies like a million feet in the air.

That one's the baby one from God. Dude, I came across, I think one of the first ones I tried to fight was three different heads. Oh yeah. And I was fucked. Yeah, that's cool. It was one of those ones where it's like, I'ma come back.

You just step up, you're like, I'm ready to take it on. You have six hearts and one and a half stamina. I was walking past like the highly the bridge of Hylia Yeah, it was guarding it. I was like I'm gonna get through this. I was like the bridge is yours You fight one of the constructs up in the sky Oh, yeah, it's one of the stupid crystals to open the oh, yeah, I fought that guy for like 40 minutes Oh my god, I kept killing me one hit. I was like fuck this come back to add like six hearts I came back later with the shit. I have now

Shit was Grab the block Yeah, yeah, I killed him To block yes All right, you cycle keep keep teaching us crispy chicken burrito five dollars forty nine cents asterisk a full-size burrito That won't leave fans hungry for more Featuring two crispy chicken strips surrounded by a bed of purple cabbage Crispy, lettuce, pico de gallo cheddar cheese with the choice of the old new spicy ranchero sauce or avocado ranch sauce

No choice. That was almost the coastline. Only the illusion. Yep. Yeah the illusion of choice. Yeah, that's I mean that's basically what it was Yep, crisp lettuce purple cabbage. That's you're halfway to slaw your halfway But you're not fully there, but but you could dry Keep it dry. Thankfully. It was the taco kept it not dry. Yeah, or the burrito Yeah, crispy chicken strips two for 399 asterisk. How's the taco the cheapest thing? Cuz I think there's only one it's one fan favorite formula from crispy chicken nuggets is back and bigger than ever The favorite formula from crispy chicken nuggets is back and bigger than ever. Literally. Each crispy chicken strip is specifically designed for extra crispy and crunchy goodness.

That's all we have to say. That's the end. This is the thing you ate but longer. I gotta be honest though, but like they made it sound good. But these facts are ringing true. Yes. Right. It's like stupid and simple, but not like buzz.

It's not like our mission is to bring together the hearts and minds Harmonious combination like just tell me what the fuck it is. Yeah. Yeah, like you don't need this. This is this is some Taco Bells They got some good copy. Yeah, whoever's doing their stuff is and now the thing we didn't get the spicy ranchero sauce I wonder what could have been the new spicy Ranchero is a creamy sauce made with Am I reading that right? And a lime and jalapeno chili Tomatoes garlic and onion offering a hint of spice that's perfect for dunking or drizzling. That sounds really good Yeah, now I'm annoyed now. I didn't care about it. Now. I want it. I like all those things. Oh shit

There's more going because they have a cut of ranch sauce, which we did get Yep all those things. Or shit there's more. Here's the avocado ranch sauce. Which we did get. Enjoy your crispy chicken with the classic avocado ranch sauce. A creamy and zesty ranch with a hint of avocado. What is the flavor of avocado? You know, avocado. Yuck. Right? It's yuck. It's mushy texture. It's a half-leaf. It's this. It's wet. Get it out of my food. Get it out of my food. It's my yep add an ala carte side of either sauce for 60 cents or dollar sign 0.60 is another way to write that or add to any menu item for dollar sign point 30 prices vary by location They're not available. Did not yeah availability definitely didn't have the option But there's press material also. All right, get ready for this. I'm sure this will be good shit. Quote, the craving for crispy chicken

is growing every single day. And our fans told us loud and clear, Colin, give us more. We listened, continued to innovate, and have now delivered. Kept making chicken tenders. Innovation. Where do we go from here? We took some green goo and made our nuggets tender. Said Liz Matthews,

Taco Bell's global chief food innovation officer. What? Is everybody an officer? I don't understand why you're an officer. Who wants to be an officer? Me, I want to pull people over. Yeah. What kind of food you got?

You're not being innovative enough. You're not innovating enough. Get on the ground, get on the ground, take a bite. Put the ketchup in the mustard. Slam that door harder I'll taste you Where was I? Well I'm gonna pop a John's bitch From our from our viral crispy chicken nuggets so viral yeah, they got everywhere

Ten now with crispy chicken tacos and burritos. We're not just jumping on a trend trust us We're redesigning it completely with the signature flavor of Taco Bell. Reinventing what crispy chicken can be is a challenge we fully embrace and execute. They're already claiming victory. And these menu additions are just the beginning. Stay tuned. Yeah. The Avengers will return.

Forming a team. It's just chicken. Yeah. Again, it's like it's innovative, I guess, or like in the scope of Taco Bell to make chicken nuggets. Yes. Because you didn't do that. Yeah. That's only in Taco Bell. When you were like our competitors. They have chicken. Yeah. They make chicken. But nobody is doing, they sell chicken as a Mexican restaurant. They also, Taco Bell already does a chicken soft taco. And they've done so many multiple kinds of chicken. Yeah, it's like the normal shredded chicken, I think is what the standard is called. But then they've had like, they've got like d like that. And like, they do like the fajita. The chicken street taco. Yup, yup. Chicken. They do lots of different, now, and again, chicken nugget was different chicken.

Yeah. And then they went, we're bringing it back and keeping it. And then they went, chicken tenders, which is exact same chicken, texture size, everything. It's just like three long. I love how in the quote of introducing it, they have claimed victory. Yeah, oh, absolutely.

I mean, hey, did we eat it? The wars are over, lay down your arms. Did we eat it? They won. War is peace. Hey, here's the thing. We're helping you! We were just talking before we got into the press material, you were saying like, hey, everything they're writing here is like, it's hitting. Like everything's right. Everything they're saying is right. The problem is they've planned out everything, including like when to say they won. Yeah. And then it's, it's just too far. And you go, what the fuck? That's why we here at one out of Brazil have claimed victory against all podcasts. I mean, I think we, I think we did pretty good. You see me. Thank you. Signing up y'all. Now here's the thing. We got three TVs.

What does that tell you? When you can drop a cool $900 on three large screen TVs, you know you're doing well. That's right. What were those 65s? Like 300 bucks? Yeah. Yeah, I think they were under that. It's like 249.

I think they were like 298. Yeah, it's like we probably barely cracked a thousand. Two 65s into 75 into TV. How do they look? Big! Big! 249. I think it was like 298. It's like we probably barely cracked a thousand. 265 into 75 into 70. How do they look? Big! Big, what do you mean? What's the picture quality?

Visible? What do you mean? High sense. Philips! It's high. Picture quality has it. Philips, the screwdriver Nick wasn't using. Yeah.

I got it. Well, we have our review of Taco Bell, but we need to hear from you in a segment we call You Review. Boop. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Oh, that's a different show. Okay. Whoa, this guy's name is Crispy.

It's nuts. The first one, crazy name. That's why I picked it. This guy's name is Crispy, but like Chris PY. That can't be his name. On Yelp, I don't know. Who wants to take it? Maybe it's Trispy.

I'll do Trispy. Okay. These are short. Crispy C says, I ordered a beefy five layer burrito and a steak cheesy street chalupa box. When I got the order, it was missing both chalupas. One of the two burritos and the crunchy taco. Sounds like you should tell us what you got then.

I basically paid $20 to receive not even $10 worth of my order. The delivery guy didn't respond to my text asking if he forgot something, and the restaurant didn't up the phone. I filed a complaint about my order on their website, and was given a coupon code for one free item. Despite my order missing far out of seven items, I will not be ordering from here again. You got a free coupon, dude. The guy who delivered his food, the door dash driver, ate this guy's food and went, here you go moron. And then he went, Hey, did you forget some of my food? I bet talk about for did forget some and he ate

some. Oh, I bet, I bet. But it was a... This guy got double-shorn. Yeah, I think it was teamwork. When you're looking at what he's, he ordered the five-layer burrito and chalupas and all that stuff. I'm missing the chalupas in one of the two burritos

and a crunchy taco. That's one of the two bags that he ordered. The Door Dash guy grabbed one bag of the two bags. I don't know, but in the box, it was all coming a box. It's all supposed to. I don't know, it was the Lux. Open it up, take a bite. Sorry, Crispy.

I wonder if the Crispy Chicken Taco and Burrito got Crispy to try it. Crispy Chicken. That's what the C's stand for. The main's name is Crispy Chicken. He walks in and he goes, you got me! So, not at all, I'll comment on the food. No, yeah, as usual. I'll do the other two because they're so short.

Harold B. The website says open until 10pm for dining. I'm on a bicycle and rode 5 miles to eat here. First night in Austin. First mean if the day. Disappointed by their attitude. What was the problem? That's the whole review. What was the problem? What was the problem? What was the problem?

What's the problem? Maybe he was alluding to they weren't open, but never got there. I know, right? The website says they're open to 10 PM. Disappointed by their attitude. He's on a bicycle. Are you finished talking? And Jordan just kept going, what is the problem? It's the wrong road! I was... He's on a bicycle.

You finished talking and Jordan Jiskof going What is the problem? Over and over. I don't get it. I'm on a bicycle and also he rode like the wrong road. I rode five miles to eat here first night NITE in Austin.

First mean? If the day. Why are you riding a bike to Taco Bell first night in Austin? Also, five miles on a bike is not that far. It is. I rode five miles. It took me 15 minutes to get here.

Maybe, I don't know. This is also the one on airport and MLK. Okay. First mean if the day disappointed by their attitude. Across the street. Your first meal? Across the street is Popeyes. Okay, and so first mean if the day disappointed by their attitude First meal Is a Popeyes sure if if you couldn't eat here go across the street to the Popeyes But he's riding a bike. He's an active healthy person. He can't eat Popeyes trying to toggle Bell But I also but I also don't know if he couldn't eat here. It's not said what is happening

Not sure what the problem was. Maybe there was just like traffic. Do you think he's complaining about the Austin traffic? Do you think he was riding his bike while he typed this out? Do you think he's mad that there wasn't enough bike lanes? I don't know. So do you think he's saying first meal of the day

or this is the first time? I think this is the first time someone was mean to him that day. The first mean of his day. But also, I mean... That's usually how I measure my day. But also saying first of my day of anything usually means like it's early. Yeah.

Like if I were to get a mean at 10 o'clock at night, I would be like, that's not a bad day. I only got one mean and it wasn't until 10 o'clock at night. That's what I'm confused too. Like if this is, in fact, his first meal of the day, when is he ordering this? None of this makes any sense. If he cares about it being open until 10 p.m. for dinner? Because maybe he's doing Michael logic

and he's like, it's 9 p.m., it's time for me to eat. Yes. And then closed. This is my first mean meal of the day, you son of a bitch! This Food Ranger's really hitting. I was almost mad. I'm disappointed by your attitude. That was pretty good.

You son of a bitch! Oh, no, go home, careful. Uh-oh. Close your eyes, Camp Camp fans. He's back! It's like he never left. One more, one more. All right, Sebastian J. Help me, my butt is on fire.

With you literally made my stomach implode. I would actually sue if I had the money. Why does this placard, a river, exist? I literally am crying, my butt hurts so much. Please, I am literally on the to let help me do recipes. Seb. That's it.

That one, one star review of Taco Bell Taco Bell. Hell, I know. Right. Help me. My butt is on fire. My body's even on fire. And I just suck down like nine fire sauce packets. You gotta like, how white are you?

Yeah. Um, I'm glad it course through you, dude. Now, like you might get like the shits from Taco Bell, but that doesn't automatically equal butt on fire. No. Right? Like nothing there is spicy. Nope.

If I don't eat spicy for a while and then I eat like two spicy chicken sandwiches from Wendy's, it could be rough. Then it's a camp camp commentary No see that again that was not butt-on-fire that was won't come out Knives in stomach Today you're locked in yeah, you're locked in I was locked in hey without that this should never would have happened. Yeah God's play God's plan Exactly. It's true.

Here we are. God's plan. Here we are. God's plan. God's plan. Well, Jordan going, Michael, you're a disgusting human being, but I too like one thing in Taco Bell. I don't like anything that you eat or talk about,

but crazy enough, I do like this one thing. The one thing that brings us together. Well, we have our review now of the Taco Bell crispy chicken taco in burrito. We caught up. About 40 minute TV talk and 15 minutes of this podcast. Yeah, baby! Jordan, we'll start with you.

What'd you think of this Taco Bell Crispy Chicken meal? These things are pretty good. Yeah? Their chicken is pretty good. They were pretty good. The new chicken is good. I like the new chicken. I like their angle on it.

I like the tenders more than the nuggets. The nuggets, famously, crap shoot. Yeah. Will they be burnt? I feel like maybe since the tenders are bigger, they know how to cook them better. They're consistent. They're more consistent.

The nuggets are sometimes, and even worse with the nuggets, sometimes they look burned but weren't, but it's not appetizing. Yeah. You bite it and go, oh, it's fine. And then also it's like sometimes that one's like the biggest of the bunch. They're weirdly shaped. they're all pretty big,

but sometimes like once the little tiny one's huge. The tenders do make more sense. Yeah. And everyone's different and that's fine, but. Sometimes it's not fine. Sometimes you're different and you should feel bad. Yeah. Sometimes, you know, you know, you know what I mean?

If yours like normal different, that's fine. If you're like, like not normal different, come on, fix yourself. You know. Yeah, you know, you know, like, not normal different, come on. Fix yourself. You know. Yeah, you know. You know, like, what I'm just different. I just don't cut my nails.

That's not fine. You know what I mean? That's not fine. I only wash my hands once a week. That's not fine. Hey, you do you. Sometimes don't do you. Do someone else.

I don't yuck anyone's yum. I do. Well, your yum is not yummy. You should not think about that. Yuck, yuck, yuck. I'm yucking your yuck. I need you to know that it's a yuck. I'm trying to yum is not yummy. You should not think about that. Yuck, yuck, yuck. I'm yucking your yuck. I need you to know that it's a yuck. I'm trying to yum your yuck.

Right, I don't like avocado. It's fine other people do. You ain't avocado, buddy. Oh man. All that is to say that these are pretty good. I liked the taco and the strips by themselves. I think it got a little lost in the burrito. It's a lot, it's fat and there's a lot of shit in there. There's a lot of other shit and there's two tenders. So it's stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

Mine were like jammed off to the side. Mine was like one on top of the other in a very weird way. I was doing bite of chicken and then everything. They're a little more weird in a taco as opposed to because they are big tenders. And so they sort of just dominate the taco and wherever they are, they are. And you have to eat around it and all the other food just kind of falls to the wayside. Yeah.

But I mean, just being okay on the burrito isn't gonna hurt this score for me. This is 82%. Wow. Yeah. They improved on it. It's good, dude. It was good.

I was so happy to eat this food after the crap you've been making me eat. They fully embraced the challenge and executed. Well, I mean, the thing is, it's a harmonious combination. I wouldn't go that far. I think best case scenario with this chicken is just get the tenders outside the taco, because they're great for dipping.

Try the taco. I would try it, but it is like- I did sauce on taco as well, the avocado stuff, and that was pretty good. Well, yeah, I just mean like they're straight, like the fire ranch, like the straight dip-ins, like the tenders are where it's at. And it's also easier to dip tenders than nuggets,

because the nuggets, like you gotta stick your fingers in. Yeah, fingers get- You always have a buffer. Yeah, the tender just makes it easier. Like if Gracie's there, she can like, septuple bite dip, just keep going. But it's good, all the food was good. Oh, and we didn't even mention this.

You threw in the nacho fries. Got the nacho fries. Which was a nice refresher after the knockoff nacho fries we had last week. Which were so bad. The salty, disgusting Wendy's taco. This is how they should be, much more subtle. Much better, much better.

I'm with Jordan, this is a solid ass meal. I like Taco Bell. This is a win. I'm doing Jordan. This is a solid ass meal. I like Taco Bell. This is a this is a win. I'm doing 84% 84 remember when it was like we would kind of beat up Taco Bell is like a slop they're putting it Yeah, this and it wasn't even that sloppy at all when the taco in the burrito This is not slot now, but Wendy's was the golden child and now it's like Taco Bell We are sitting on top of the hill. We ate everything we ordered. And also I appreciate, which this just happens sometimes

and sometimes it doesn't, everything was so neat when we were done. Yes, it was. Sometimes cleaning up is there's like the shit everywhere. My fingers weren't ready. There's like slop, there's like grease all over the fucking table. Shit.

There's like 16 dipping sauce cups and whatever. I was cleaning it up as I was eating it and it came out of that last tender. Well, cause they shorted us on the tenders. Yes. They were supposed to get four when they got two, but I had them already. So I was like, I'm good.

You guys had already left the thing. I was like, Nick, you can have this. He was like, no, no, no, no. He did that whole thing. And I was like, okay. And so I ate the other food first, was done. It was just the tender left. I was like, wow, he ate everything but the tender.

I said this to myself, not out loud. As I'm cleaning up, Nick went, no one wants it. Yeah. I was like, I already offered ate everything but the tender. I said this to myself, not out loud. As I'm cleaning up, Nick went, well, no one wants it. Yeah. I was like, I already offered it to you. Yeah, he can't get it out. No one wanted it when I said, do you want it? Do you want it?

No, I couldn't. Excellent, no one's looking. You fool. I'm gonna take it. Somehow that was pure permission? Yeah, someone got it. As opposed to just, do you want this? I'm giving it to you.

It's an average score of 83. It's good. Which is, I would check you want this? I'm giving it to you. It's an average score of 83, which is, I think, I would check it out. I think this is worth your time. I think that the burrito was really hefty. It was hefty. If you are looking for the most bang for your buck, get two tacos because they're the cheapest thing.

But if you don't want to do two of something like that, The tenders. Get the, just get the burrito and like maybe a nacho fry. And just sort of like be cool with it. I also was happy that the avocado was a sauce that you could add and not in it. There was pico, which I'm not a huge fan of either, but I had no yucky taste.

No. Because it's just an amalgamation of 19 flavors. Yeah. They're all more or less good, but I'm like, oh, I don't get my yucky taste. That was a bonus. I was expecting to just breeze past that. It was a nice meal. I really like good. I like the drink too.

Yeah. Yeah. I thought for for something with monster energy in it, I would say it's about as good as it gets. Rockstar. Oh yeah, that's right. We talked about it last time we had Taco Bell. Twenty twenty five is the year of Taco Bell. Like it really it like they are putting out solid stuff. They know they're crushing it. They know their stuff. It's not that solid. And it's a little sloppy. Help my butt, my butt, my butt. I'm on the tulet.

I'm on the tulet. But Taco Bell's really killing it right now. I'm really curious to see if they do do more Liv Moss cafe things, because I think that's something we should definitely check out. They have to. They said they would. Thirty by the end of the year is crazy. Maybe they are the ones who can pull it off.

I don't know. I guess we'll have to wait and see. Well, we will wait and see. You can go to WC. I mean, I think it's a good idea to go to WC. I think it's a good idea to go to WC. I think it's a good idea to go to WC. I think it's a good idea to go to WC.

I think it's a good idea to go to WC. I think it's a good idea to go to WC. I think it's a good idea to go to WC. I think it's a good idea to go to WC. I think it's a good idea to go to WC. I think it's a good idea to go to WC. I think it's a good idea to go to WC. 30 by the end of the year is crazy. Maybe they are the ones who can pull it off. I don't know. I guess we'll have to wait and see. Well, we will wait and see. You can go to 100%. I'll wait right here.

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To you directly. That's how you can support us as well. So. How convenient. I got a message here. We can get one more TV. Oh wait you have a message? I got a message here from Buggy52 aka Neil. Okay. Who's got a gift message that says happy seventh anniversary to my crazy naked nugget loving wife Kelsey. Oh no! That's her! The skin peeler. Yep. Oh boy. Oh boy.

Thank you, Buggy. Thank you very much. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Can you try to eat these nuggets? Try to eat these nuggets regular style. I don't know if you can peel them that way. No, you can peel them.

Show me peeling. They're gonna be hard to peel. They're kind of like fused. They kind of like scale off. Do it and then post it in the Discord. You might have to like actually peel them with like a knife or a peeler or something. He is just fucking crazy.

He has hit my dick three times. Big target. Well don't worry, he'll make it better. What? Let's see, Michael's running podcasts. Here we go. Damn it. You hit yourself.

Yeah, you hit yourself on the screen. In the dick? Let's go home. Oh, oh shit, I threw it. Rate, subscribe, bye. You can eat yourself! You can eat yourself on the screen! In the dick? Let's go home! How? Oh shit I threw it. Rate, subscribe, bye. Eat food, rate food. Okay.

He's doing your job. We rate the food.