100% Eat - These are MELTING - McDonalds Ride Along

Episode Date: April 16, 2026

Okay so part of the Kpop Demon Hunters menu is this McFlurry with non-blueberry blueberries but we gotta eat em QUICK! It's gonna make a mess in Eric’s car and he's gonna start to think about getting mad!!!!! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I got brain freeze. Time to hit the road. Ah! Make sure you can get. That's the only way you combat it. This guy does it before he drops. He doesn't have to start driving. I don't know what they mean anymore.

Ah, I don't know what his screams mean anymore. Ah, my brain! I feel like that's what he wanted to do in McDonald's for the 30 minutes we were in there. 30 fucking minutes. 30 fucking minutes for the time of ordering. The first scream was for the brain freeze. The other screams was, uh,

trapped in McDonald's. Yeah, those were backed up. It was, that was McDonald's like limbo purgatory. That was, swear to God, that was crazy. I feel like there are no more fast McDonald's. Is it just us because we always order of something? Maybe.

It's that and we go inside. The drive-thru is fast. Yeah. It was also lunch. We live in a world where the drive-thru is fast. It was launched. Nobody was in there. You got that?

I got it. It doesn't matter if there's 10 cars in the drive-through. It's faster. There's service and drive-through more. There were a lot of people for one short burst and then no one. There's a lot of one guy. There was a lot of one guy, but only the top part of that one guy. Yeah.

There's a lot of the top part of that one guy. You had a large cranial area. Man. So Jordan wanted us to be back-to-back episodes because this was important to him. And when Jordan's excited about a food, I want to like reward him. Right, I want to like, I want to like harness that.

I want to like, it's like, come on, Jordan, you like this too. And he goes, yeah, like Nick style. Yeah. I want to see, that's you. That's you right now. Wow, lucky you. Say it. I don't like being singled out.

Say it. Say the line. I don't like being single that. I'm sure got Archburgers. That's the second time he said that. No. You could. You entertained it, Michael.

There was nothing stopping you. I mean, I entertained Nick's idea. Yeah. The ordering system was stopping me from certain things. No, you still input all the numbers so you got all the points or whatever. Maybe. We don't know. Maybe.

They have to get back to them. It says it'll tell me later. Oh my God. We specifically avoided the- Right. The other McDonald's. The one that is slow and hot and takes forever and never has the stuff and doesn't take Nick's number. And this one said,

my beer. Yep. It truly did. And it didn't take anyone's numbers. No, and mine didn't even work. That's how you know that place is fucked. It's true. I kept going, excuse me, sir.

Excuse me. If I'm going to be trapped inside of McDonald's for 30 minutes, I'd prefer it to be that one, I think. It was nice and cool in that McDonald's. It was cool. And there was a TV that- Well, it was cold. It wasn't cool.

Yeah. It kept Nick distracted, so at least... Yeah, it was showing sports to Nick to keep him back. Well, he also was watching his own sports. Yeah. It's true. I'm like, well, when it worked. He was going,

I was getting mad at his phone. He just kept saying, Philly stuck. Well, Bryce Harper is sub-100 hitting him, so. Again, it's the fifth game of the season. Okay, he's your fucking all-star. He's your fucking all-star. Right, Michael? Pink truck.

I'm hearing so much. Nick's going to watch every game. He's going to live and die by every bit. And I do. I do the same thing. And you're going to die with him. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So watch out. Yeah, so neither of our codes work, but then. Eric gave Nick the receipt and he entered it manually and they're like, we'll get back to you. We'll let you know if you get the point. Does it usually put you in this like kind of like in between state? Yeah, what's with like the limbo of it all? I don't know. I don't know. My code never done it.

Nick would have a lot of experience. I've done it at like Panda Express before just because I forgot. So this is the K-pop Demon Hunter meal. Yeah. And I'm not familiar with K-pop demon hunter at all. We got the Huntrix meal. We got the Huntrix meal. Yeah. Yeah, they seal the Hun-Man. Yeah, they're the trio. The Saja boys are the demon boy bang. The hot ones. Oh.

With such group members as Abby, who has very good abs. Oh, that's cool. So it's like Big Bang versus Black Pink or something? Is that what this whole thing is? No. Is it not like they're like K-pop bands? I mean, they are, but like one or demons. Right.

Like they're the bad guy. Yeah. Right. You're like, what are you not getting? K-pop demon hunters The Huntrix They're kind of like BTS Oh, okay

Yeah Right like they did their military service A.k. They sealed the Han moon It's true Yeah, they get a waiver Because they do good For the community

Yeah By stealing the hot moon When they do When they do mandatory service in the U.S. Do you think we're going to have our own K-pop bands or what's going to happen? Yeah. Well, the podcast will have to go on hiatus for sure

And then there'll be a big We all good serve Well, we can do it from the barracks It'll be a big Netflix live event from when we come back. We just keep... I think Eric might just eke out the draft. I'm going to skate right.

They said 42 and it made me... I'm like, come on. I'm like, 40's a nice round number. That's just for enlisting, not drafting. They're going to change that, but that don't take a couple years. Yeah, they'll take a while. You'll be good in six months. Also, the draft worked

because there was a whole thing where it's like... There was like shame if you did, if you like ran away from whatever. I don't think anybody has that. I don't think it's something we got a worry. They did. I think it's the opposite. You got drafted and you went?

Yeah. You fucking Mark. What you're thinking? So I'm not really worried about that, but maybe we can have our own K-pop bands and that's really what we're missing. I think that's the end game of it all. Yeah.

We have A-pop. Yeah, well, yeah, yeah. Oh, A-pop. We got to start calling it America Pop. A-pop. A-pop fascist hunters. Yeah. I like it.

Well, if it's American Pop, I might. be it might be apop liberal hunters. Bro, we're good. We got the sign. Yeah. We got the sign up on the door. That's like, uh, was like, that, like the plague skips us? Yes. Yeah. Right? What is that? Was that like locusts? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like the creep, the crepe, the mark on the door. Yeah. Blot on the door.

Yeah, we don't mess. We don't play well with liberals. And like, they're good. Yeah. They'll pass over that house. Jesse Plemons walks by and says, says, what kind of American are you? He doesn't even have to ask us. Nuh. We all high-five Jesse Plymins. While he scratches his face while holding a gun, that's like the whole scene.

He just keeps scratching his face. That guy's a great actor. He is really good. He is, yeah. I hope he's like that in real person. I think of real life. I hope he's like a crazy guy. He's in Breaking Bad, right?

Yeah. Yeah, he was the crazy one. He killed the kid. He killed the kid. He was great in that, too. Is that like the last season? Yeah. Yeah.

And then if you watch that last season and go straightening the movie, the El Camino movie. He looks way different. He lost a lot of weight. He's married to Kirsten Dunst. He can kind of do everything. They do a lot of movies and stuff together. They were in Fargo together, season two.

There are so many people in that Fargo show. They just keep making it. Well, every season is like a self-contained thing. So, yeah, they get a new cast every time. It's crazy. I've never seen that show. How many people live in Fargo? Christ.

Yeah, right. Well, what's crazy is most of the time, it doesn't take place to cargo. Like the movie. I've never seen that show or the movie. Oh, the movie's great. Oh, the movie is so good. Oh, you, I mean, yeah, the movie. Actually. There's a bunch of good movies that, like, I know are good and I have no, like,

qualm about, like, not seeing them. And it's just like, I'm saving them. Yeah. Just wait until it comes up, right? Because, like, I have that thing where I've seen, like, every movie made from, like, 2006 till probably now. Yeah. That's, like, a shitty action movie.

Yeah. There's, like, so many good movies. I've never seen The Big Lobowski. Oh, yeah. It's in the Alamo, I think, next month. I was like, that's how I want to see it for the first time. I think I'll love that movie. I don't think you want to turn here, right?

Why? This isn't the Nick turn, is it? Never mind. Never mind. I thought it was. Are we trying to go to your house? No, I thought it was the weird in-between one. I wasn't paying attention.

I just immediately started looking behind us. I parked somewhere. I would have borderline either not understood or hated Big Loboski when it came out. Yeah, I get that. I get that. I'm certain for the last several years I'm going to love that movie. Yeah, and I've just not made any effort to see it. In fact, you'll, like, I think, I think that's a good one for you to watch.

I saw, I saw it when I went to, I don't know the last time. There was like a flyer for it in the bathroom. And those, those tiny little holes. Yeah, I love those. The silence chambers. Dude, I watch, I watch dudes, usually old dudes all the time, choose to go in, like, the urinal part. I'm like, you're dumb. You're dumb.

I want to go in my little box. Go in the chamber. I want to go in the quiet chamber. Put me in the piss box. But it had the promotions for movies. And I saw Big Lavowski, and I got excited. I was like, I'm going to love that movie. The last one that I had like that was Boogie Nights.

I saw Boogie Nights at Alabo. That was awesome. Oh, that's like one of my favorite. I've never seen that either. That'd be a good one to see there. That is, oh my God. The whole, uh, Alfred Molina part at the end was, like, so stressful with like how big the audio is. How many arms does he have? Unfortunately, he only has the two.

Fuck, yeah. It's, you know. He hadn't adapted yet. Dude, that's the other reason that, too, I would like love these 90s movies, too, because I know all these actors now. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, big time.

Oh, man. From things that are not these films? No. I watched Mona Lisa Smile for the first time. Yeah, Holly wanted to watch it. And I had never seen it. I had like total like misconceptions of what that movie was. I always thought it was like an eat, pray love kind of thing.

Right. Really fascinating movie. I, the casting in that is great because it's all these actresses at the like very beginning of their career and they're all great. It's like Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles. another one of the young girls, I can't remember. But one actor playing a love interest for one of the girls, I was like, why does this guy look so familiar? He's wearing these glasses.

He's kind of a dorking. He takes him off. I go, oh my God, that's Evan Moss, Beckarack, the guy from The Bear and he was in the New Christastic Four reboot. The cousin? Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. He looked so different young, but I was like,

The shape of his face was so recognizable. I was so pleased with myself that I clocked him. Does he have hair like he does in the bear? He has more hair. Yeah. I mean, that's fine, I guess. Yeah. That's fine.

All right. How the fuck are we getting all this inside? That's a good question. One step at a time. All right. Send Eric with the food under the bird tree. I can get both of these. They're back.

Give me your thing. Okay, yeah, that's a good idea. I can get both of these. This one. Yeah. There you go. You want to stuff it? Yeah, I got it.

Okay. And I'll grab this bag. No, just give me the bag. Okay. If you insist. Oh, this is a tight. So much shit. There's just so much shit.

You got it. Fucking crazy. A piece of trash perfectly floated back into your car. Oh, great. Fantastic. Well, it's not littered. It's just spoon trash. All right, sorry, I couldn't grab it. Nick would have been pissed if we had littered on accident.

Yep. Yeah. Oh, God damn it. Oh, shit. Oh, at least it's a, that kind of handle. Ah! My God. Don't be there.

Now that's AC. It's so nice in here. Oh my God, it's so nice in here. It's only 68. It feels freezing. I love it. Yeah. Careful.

Careful. Careful. Is Navy Seals versus zombie still on? Oh, it's got to be. Well, it was only 90 minutes, and we were at that McDonald's for about an hour and a half. Did it restart? We might have another one. No, it's still, that guy.

This is battle. ship. Okay. That guy's got no legs. Yep. Okay. Let's have a look. Lieutenant Dan?

Let's have a look at what we got here. Okay, these are the Saja boys and they have a breakfast meal. Yeah. Right, but this isn't breakfast. No, if we had shown up by the time we got the food, it would have been dinner. These are the Huntrix. These are the Huntrix. They're Huntrix.

Huntrix. Huntrix. The name of the band's. The name of their band's. It's the name of their band. is the Huntrix? Yeah. Yeah, it's just Huntricks.

I thought it was like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, like that's like their title. I mean, they're hunters. Oh. In the band Huntricks. It's very on the nose. Huh. Yeah. Do I check it out.

French fries, nuggets. This is worth it. But there's a, Nick, how do you feel about the face? What a waste. There's a bag and then a shaker bag underneath. Okay, okay, good. Dude, they did give sauce. They also have.

We got sauce. We got the Hunter sauce and the demon sauce. What's gonna happen when we eat it? Oh, I don't know. We're gonna start fighting each other. Do two and two to make it even. Me and Nick are the huntrixes. The hell you are.

Well, you can be Abby. No, I can't. Not right now. Oh, man. Not right now. Michael realized we were there and we were waiting and it was probably about 15 minutes of waiting and he went. All this for chicken nuggets. Right.

I was like, it's not even a. There they are. It's just chicken nuggets. And, hey, I'll forget them at flurry. That's pretty good. It's got the cat on it. It's not a crab. It's got the crab on it.

It's got the crab. There he is. He's pinched. This is before we got that. That's good. It's pretty solid. What flavor is that? It's like a blueberry swirl.

And then I think it's blueberry popping pearls. It tastes better than blueberries. It's good. You want to get the first official shake? Yeah. Yeah, let's see what the shake looks like here. Shake it up. Man, I love how they make you do it.

It's a fun thing to do. No, it isn't. No, it's just a mess. Oh, so it's two packs, huh? What is this? Oh, no. Oh, dude, you want to rip? Oh, yeah, you get a card, too.

Yeah. Ramion seasoning. Ramon. What? Oh, that was what was on the thing we just slurped yesterday. Ramune, remember? No, it's not Romine.

It's different. It is different, but... Sorry. Oh, what'd you get? Yeah, what'd you get? Who is it? Who is it, Karen? Oh, come on, man.

No! No! Just kidding. Who is it? Boom. Get it! Get it! Hello friend. I also got Zoe and Kat.

Oh, cool. Wow. I wonder if they're all the same. Probably. Yeah. Where's the fuck is Rooney? Whoa. Where's roomy?

Okay. Zoe's now right. This seems to be. She got little knives. She does got little. They all got cool-ass big weapons. She got a little throwing knives. But she doesn't throw them all the time.

No, she's stabbed. She fights with them a lot. I feel like you should just be chuffed them. You've got to get them back. That's true. She just makes more. This seems like it's McDonald's new thing. Like you haven't seen it.

Is like the shaky fries or whatever. Well, you know what? They actually had it this time, unlike the Grinch. Yeah. It's true. We didn't even get close to the Grinch. When I went to Japan the first time in 2010, I had done this and I'm like, oh wow, dude, this technology's awesome.

It's gonna be everywhere. No one did it again. What about now? Oh yeah. Try one? Yeah, I'd love to. Thank you very much. I'm going for the other one.

I'm opening somebody's pack. Hmm. Ooh. Well, ooh. You can find out what we think. Hey, how many how many they think are like this? Ooh. Is that the one you just opened? Yeah. God damn it Hang on, there's one more. Hey, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're opening for us?

What's going on here? What's going on here? Well, I'm opening it for us some bullshit. Do you care? No, he doesn't give a fuck. Not a little. He was he was like I could maybe bet on this? Where is it? Show me your card. I'm shaking. It sticks really well. That's good. Well, unbelievable. Damn, fucked up. Try it. All right, we'll have to go back for breakfast. Whoa.

You getting it right there? Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. It's, whoa. Bang. That flavor is crazy. These things are coated.

Whoa. That flavor is nuts. That does not taste like McDonald's at all. No. Yo. That's crazy. That's awesome. Damn.

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