100% Eat - THESE are the meats? %% Arby's Chicken Wraps

Episode Date: May 21, 2024

Our Heroes are hungry for the meats and they know the only place that has them, allegedly, is Arby's so, on Jordan's recommendation, we're tackling the roast beef king but we're only eating the chicken? They also talk about Horsey sauce chardoneigh, moving to North Carolina, your support because we're not Carl's Jr, and more. Check out Good Lord: https://goodl0rd.bandcamp.com/album/good-lord. If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&ver=standard. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm 100% ready to go. I'm 100% loving the new intro that we heard. It was good! It's pretty good. Episode 2 and we still are listening to it. I think we nailed it. I think we nailed it. Want to give out a shout out to Pete and Jen at Pigeon Studios for doing our theme song.

Right. We paid them. And not Richard. Probably. I'm just saying, they didn't get paid in a shout out. The shout out was actually your tip. Oh! Because they did such a good job?

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who are insanely talented and not our friend Richard who goes I can try I Could strum on a guitar like a little bit of a slight on Richard. I like Richard's actually like he's he's got a little indie like He does he's got a I think he cut an EP. Mm-hmm So yeah, he's doing some stuff. He's doing great He's more he can do the hundred percent eight different show. He's a hundred percent soundtrack. Yeah I think next time we come up with a segment and it needs a little like musical sting. Yeah, Richards are can we put it on? Tape. Yeah, sure. He would probably oh he that would probably be the only way We would love it. You can check out Richards band good lord That's a lord spelled with a zero instead of an oh, but good lord. Check it out. Check out Richards band

But also and that's what we're reviewing to know Arby's! Yeah. Whose idea was this? We're reviewing Arby's, which is already a bit of a let down. And then I come to find out we're eating fucking chicken wraps again! What the fuck? They're everywhere. We have to try them all.

Also, all of this, just so you know, the last show that we don't do any more face jam. We're not doing that. No, that was a lot of me going like, here are some options, but here's what I think we should do. And then everyone just kind of like, whatever. It's fine.

This for some reason, the second episode of this show, Jordan's like, we got to go to Arby's. We have to get the chicken wraps. And it was like, well, I don't think you've ever been this like we have to. We have to. Right. Well, nobody asked for my motives. They were ulterior.

Oh, and what was your ulterior motive? That orange cream shake, baby. He was really in on that. Had to get it. He was going. It was part of, like, I thought everyone was gonna try it and like review it too. Nah.

No. Got a hard, hard nah on that one. Um. Yeah. The thing about that is that we were there and you were going Nick-style going, give me that shake, you have to give me that shake, give me that shake. And because of his Nick-style arched foot obsession. Okay, hold on.

You gotta watch this right along when it comes out, man. I went in. It's called drive back. To Eric's house. It's not! I met him halfway and got a shake, but I just wasn't eating enough. You were so... You got a chocolate shake and then were like, Why'd I do this?

No, I didn't really say why. That's what Nick says. I didn't say why to do this. I said, I didn't really want this. Yeah. Is what I said. And you said, I'm surprised you got it. He was so excited about the shake. Yeah. He went, well, I'll review it myself. You got the wrong shake though, Michael. No, I wasn't.

You should have got the good one. No, I wasn't eating that again. That's all right. But Arby's is our second restaurant. This is the, we're reviewing. Wow, wow. We're reviewing the food and the restaurant sort of as a whole instead of just the limited time food,

but we happen to get the limited time food because sometimes that can be the focus. Because that's what 100% He does. I'm definitely reviewing the food on this one. What are you doing over there? I'm just gesturing. Okay. I was looking at you and I just stopped waving. He's doing a fucking Arsenio Hulk.

They're like, woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo. You're a 100% or you're out there going, a new episode, every week, fuck. What's Arsenio up to? God damn, dude. I don't know, I bet it's not good. Chicken wraps. Okay, he's up to chicken wraps, I guess. I mean, that's probably what we were asking

when we were like, what's Carlton up to from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? And then he was the guy who was like, He was the ring master of our destruction. TGI Friday is the worst fucking food. Did you people when we were ending face jam rolling into 100% eat did you see people talking about your conditional to people cared man I couldn't I didn't fucking remember I don't remember the first episode of a hundred percent it's like part memory loss, part choice.

We need like an actual like a fandom.wiki or whatever for 100% eat slash face jam. So all the lore can be condensed. We have a database. It's kind of like when you go from Dragon Ball to Dragon Ball Z. Essentially it's what we've done here. Oh, 100%. You know? I'm a GT guy, so, you know. I know you are.

I know you are. I like Goten. Was that the kid? I mean, he was in Z as well. Yeah. Kid Goku. Goku gets small again. Small Trumps.

He likes Pan. Yeah. I like Great Saiyan Man. Oh my god. It's Saiyan Man. You're embarrassing yourself and the podcast, to a further extent just as a company The one thing that's true about this show and true to our brand is that we know everything about Dragon Balls, right? I like Krillin with hair. Yeah, that's because you know, I Krillin with hair fucks dude a robot

Yeah, Android who got the bomb really? You know why Krillin with hair fucks? Dude. A robot? Yeah. Android! Who got the bomb? Really she's a cyborg, but also... She's absolutely a cyborg, but they're called... They took a person and made her a robot. There's a line where a cyborg is... When Goku comes back after like seven years or whatever the fuck...

He just chooses not to raise his baby. Right. He comes back and he asks Krillin like how how did that happen? I'm like pointing to like Android 18 and the baby She birth and Krillin just goes well. You know before dr. Gero made her into an Android. She was a human right I will And the audience that was a pretty good Krillin That was pretty good. You know you know go areoken. Are you Sonny Strait? Is is Yamcha in the show? In what? Yep. Yamcha is in all of them, dude. Is Yamcha there? Probably. I don't know if he's in GT. Probably dude

He's been back to playing baseball still in the minor leagues. Yeah. Oh, yeah big time. Yep. He's a real Miles Straub Well last episode we talked a lot about heroes. This one, this one we're going to focus on Dragon Ball. Do that. When Gracie's not around, we can talk about anything from the 90s that we want. I will say, we have a Gracie report later in this episode.

We will have a Gracie report later in this episode. That's very exciting. We should, um, we should have her like occasionally report in, is what we should do. Like via recorded message. Oh a recorded message is good. Or we could just call her. Yeah. While she's at work. Yeah. I mean that's that too. We can do that too. That's sloppier so that's more of this podcast. I was thinking some sort of prepared segment. That's too much for us. Just call her.

Yeah. Just really ambush ambush interview Gracie hello are we getting fired right now anyway we did Arby's we did we did we did go to Arby's do we have any what is it we are our opinions like generally I don't like it I don't't go there. Yeah. It sucks. I- I- He's a zest monster over here. I steer clear. I would sooner probably go to Burger King than an Arby's. Oh, so you were asking while we were eating this you just said you went like- I never really thought about it But I asked, do you guys think Arby's is better than Burger King? I would rather- I don't really know. Now, they do have these slop chicken wraps that we had today That'd be a tough call between that and Burger King slop chicken wraps right if I was presented with like

Regular Arby's which is usually the meat yeah, yeah, I'm not roast. I'm not getting a roast beef scene. No. I don't give a shit I don't want to ask for you. I don't want it, so I would take I would take Burger King and I'd find some sort of chicken to eat over Roast Beast. Roast Beast? Why is there not a Mr. Beast situation? Mr. Roast Beast. With a Grinch crossover. Bah-hoo boo! Arby's dude, Arby's eat the meats today.

Saucesty cheese put on your socks. And rub it on your toes. I will say the people that probably eat at Arby's don't know who Mr. Beast is just based on the clientele that was there at 10 15 a.m. this morning. They have good poppers. Why don't we get them? Yeah for Poppy. Yeah. For your grandpop.

Who scoots on down. There was one vehicle... Filler up! Urr is me. There was one vehicle in the parking lot. It was a tricycle motorcycle. But not the slingshot way where you're like, oh, it's... No, not like the cool ones.

No, not like, oh, the two wheels in the back and the one in the front, whatever. It was a motorcycle with two wheels in the front. Motorcycle each other. Motorcycles too nice of a word for it. It was a scooter. It was a it was a moped. It was borderline a rascal. Maybe it was a maybe it was like a pickup order.

You're there delivering it. No, no, because we saw the guy that was in there. Well, maybe he was picking it up and he's like, well, I'm here. I might as well have one. Oh Who like goes to the restaurant like this place looks pretty good something for me Old guy motorcycle Motorcycle thing? His cholesterol grew three sizes that day. His heart did. And it was already too big. Yeah, it was not good. And then as we were finishing our order and waiting for our order,

another older couple came in and it was just about 10.30 a.m. And those are the only people that were in there. Who doesn't want some Arby's at 10.30? It's a rough restaurant to be eaten at 10 a.m. Also, for a restaurant that was be eaten at 10 a.m. Also, for a restaurant that was empty, it took forever. We did not order that much. It was very confusing for the people who worked there.

It was so oddly confusing. But that's every time because we're always ordering the specific thing and they always have three versions of it and we need four of them. I gotta be honest, it felt simple. It did. I agree. So I want to give them the benefit of the doubt, but the number, I was saying numbers and numbers that were said back to me. She was breaking down and forming an equation that didn't need to exist. Yeah. You just, there's three flavors and you just said I want four of each and her first reaction was she did math in her head and she said so you want six total and everyone just stared at her

And there was a long silence and and I don't know who said 12 first yeah you did it was just like and then you're Like yeah four of each which you know is 12, but even if You're not you're not putting in it as 12 You know it's different menu who gives a shit what the total number is to begin with and you just kept saying four of each Or V. It's so I meant you go. Alright, so ranch how many ranch? Yeah, we should go for Unnecessary and watching you Guys watch this thing while Nick is two steps away from me right behind me because you know He's got that cheese key chain.

Yeah. Cheese chain. Yeah, that was the other thing. He's been waiting to use this cheese chain of his. It's like the Wendy's thing, basically. Tony's treats. Buy a little thing and get you like free, frosty for a year if you show your little thing.

If you're in the club. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tony gave Nick this cheese thing. How many times have you used it? Once! And was that today? Yeah! Great.

And you could tell that it was that way because after we made our order, I turned around and I said, and do you have your thing? He walked up and he just held it up straight arm. And then he goes, I have a keychain that gives me, it says I get free cheese. He was almost apologetic. He was like, so I have this thing. And then he also.

He said it comes with instructions. Yes, for what the employee to do. Cause even Arby's knows that they're not gonna know what the fuck this is. Yep, so he gave her the keychain and the card. And she just looked at the back and she just went Right, so a cup of cheddar and he went yeah And I just I thanked her because our transaction for some reason was not easy and then we added a

Weird thing on top and I just went thank you so much And this is what it got us. Yeah And I just went thank you so much And this is what it got us. Yeah Oh, yeah, you go to YouTube and you can watch the video version And it is if you think it looks like that because it's settled it started looking yeah It's this was even Nick admitted that it was disappointing. It's ballpark nacho cheese But we're more congealed worse. Yeah, it, it didn't taste like anything, which is crazy. And then it hasn't, usually that-

It looks rubber. The ballpark nacho cheese gets dark orange and hard on the outside when it's like sat for a while. This has sat for long enough where some of it should start getting harder. It is, it's like jello. It is not, it's just hanging out. Right, there's no skin to break down to the liquid

It's very rubbery looking and here's the thing that's really upsetting that in in slice form is how the cheese look oh on The fucking tacos to what I do the sandwiches you have to go look at these pictures on Our social channels at 100% eat you have to go look at these pictures of Michael discovering the cheese. It's like the worst looking cheese I've ever seen. He's so, he opens one of them and he goes, what is this? I thought it was the sauce on one. Well, I just went, well, I think that one's ranch.

And he's like, what do you mean, that's ranch? And I went, yeah, that one's ranch. Then I opened another one. And he went, but what is this? And I went, oh, that's the cheese. That's cheese Yeah, yeah, dude. It's a very yellow It's like I'm like a craft singles hater right it's like completely understand I don't give a fuck about processed food right people like process food

Just look at it when it looks like fucking crap right that's like made of rubber and slopped out. Don't eat it. I hate it. And dude, McDonald's cheese, it's a nice looking slice of cheese, you know, right on there. You know, just like, I'm sure processed to fucking back. 100%. But it looks like a nice piece of cheese, it's appetizing, this looks fucking terrible. It looks radioactive. It looks absolutely horrible. And I'm just like, this is their cheese?

It's fallout cheese. It's fallout cheese You get my rads are yeah, you get a couple rads just from eating it, but you know You're hungry. I can't believe it also It's a wrap and it's not shredded it no was burgundy shredded. Did they have shredded cheese? It was sliced cheese I think only one of them had cheese on it And I just I guess the point that I don't even remember means had to be better than this Yeah, whether it wasn't there or it didn't look like that it was Upsetting to see that I felt like Nick without sauce yeah, you're gonna that cheese now

I am looking at the Burger King ones. I don't see cheese on some of these Better mm-hmm those ones were slopped with the hum me must now they were me That's what I thought it was at first. I thought it was Hummy Nustard. But it was fucking cheese. The whole time, the whole time we were like, oh, we're going to order the honey mustard. I was like, OK, I can't laugh that hard when

he starts saying it again, because he can start saying it again. It's so funny. Hummy Nustard. Tubby Custard. The way you say it with like it's not like it's like this little thing thing where it's like hum me muster You're saying it so straight. It's almost like he's like having a slight aphasia as he says it which is Trying to normalize it

Normalize honey honey nuts honey nuts or honey nuts or honey nuts third all right enough about this he see he can't let go Those are jokes from the other show. What can't keep making this damn. No, it's not dead. That was day What are you? You better be running on the ones that are dead I go back and start putting ads on the dragon ball Z They never reference characters or things that happened in Dragon Ball Ever not characters don't show up randomly and go this guy is from Dragon Ball look. It's yo Gero that guy He has like a Corvette and a sword you talking about Yajiro be Yajiro be

Yo, Gero that's it. Did you have a cat who are that wasn't his cat? He has like a Corvette and a sword you talking about Yajiro be Yajiro be the yojiro Did you have a cat who are that wasn't his cat poor is a cat are you talking about poor? Are you talking about Corrin? Yeah? Yeah, corns alone the sensu beans yeah, yeah poor hangs out with yamcha he grows them in the sky Yeah, Ploir hangs out with Yamcha. He grows them in the sky. Oh, I grow you sensu beans. Now let go, Kuu. You can't have any more sensu beans.

I'm running out of them. And then they just went like, eh, we'll never use these again. Yeah. Right, yeah. Sensu beans definitely got like, OP. And they had to be nerfed. By not showing up in the show anymore. Yeah, Jorobi drive up in a car and then cut off the monkey tail and then drive away or

something. I think it was a motorcycle. No, I'm sure he's got a little floating car. Oh, is it a car? I thought it was more like what we saw 30 are be my free cup of cheese! Boy, boy, I was about to make the same fucking joke! And if you don't give it to me, you better watch out. Yajirobe the unlikely hero of the Saiyan arc, for sure.

Unwanted hero too. Still also never makes sense in any universe how swords can cut them Yeah, it's like here's an energy beam from my fist that blows up the earth I'm okay fine, but you take this piece of metal and cut your tail off This is good. We are a Dragon Ball. It is better than Arby's yeah But I guess we should move on to the fact we're gonna learn about Arby's yeah right now Arby's is the only restaurant where you can get a keychain to gives you free cheese and the monkey in your life goes ape for it

That's that's a lie. Do you think you'll ever use it again? Yeah, the next time I go. But he won't go ape. But he's stipulating. Yeah, the undertone there is that when's the next time he's gonna go? When's he going to Arby's? He's deriding it in the hood. You gonna use it again? Oh, fuck yeah. Absolutely. 100%.

What am I, crazy? Yeah, I'm not fucking nuts, idiot. After the success of Curly Fry Vodka, Arby's has ventured back into the alcohol collab world with Chardonnay's Arby's Horsey Sauce. A Horsey Sauce with a Chardonnay flavor finish. Wait, it's not a wine? Congratulations to Arby's customers who, for the first time, will be drinking alcohol they didn't have to steal from Dad's liquor cabinet.

Gin doesn't freeze, dude. You can't keep drinking it down then putting water in it and throwing it back in the freezer. Also, this is just just sauce not booze idiot I'm getting drunk on this horsey sauce. It is horsey sauce just like these little cum packets that squirt squirt mm-hmm and But it's horsey sauce that they make with Chardonnay and they're like this is for the Kentucky Derby, and I will what are you talking about like that makes it make sense The thing that you should know is that chart dude Chardonnay in this case is spelled Chardonnay like a horse

Very almost I just assume he misspelled it. No dirty. What are you talking about? I copied and pasted that part to gives you free Pasted that part. Yeah, that's what you do gives you free cheese What what do you think they should mix with horsie sauce to make it different because I can't imagine chardonnay is doing anything to the horseradish flavor of this fucking thing Whoa, you had that probably already doing that Save him the effort. He begs when we asked for sauce I just pointed at him and he went oh, can we get some ketchup and a bunch of horsey sauce? Yeah, he stepped up to the counter to get all the And then we asked him about the horsey sauce here and we're like, oh you have like a bunch left over

He went yeah, but they go bad fast. You have to restock all the time. You gotta cycle them out It was like because they don't last as long as other sauces. What? What are you talking about? They don't stay white for so that these sauces, these horsey sauce packets, they age faster than your other sauce. Okay, I mean he seems to be... No. Now I will say, soybean oil, water, high fructose corn syrup, first three ingredients, good stuff for you.

But then it's like, it's vinegar and corn syrup, great. Egg yolks, it's just horse radish powder. How much horse is in it? 30% horse? Oh shit, that's more than I thought. That's pretty good, dude. Yeah, is that why it's all white like that? Yup.

Is that what happens to the losers of the contest? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, they turn into stuff that Nick eats. Dog food and horsey sauce. He's gonna take a bite out of the winter, too, sometimes. He's just, wait, it's nicking a bush in the monkey mask. He's at the finish line with a knife and fork.

That's not the real jockey. He's biting his neck. For some reason he's a jockey. He takes off his jockey mask and he's wearing the monkey mask under it. There's gotta be a horse in the Kentucky Durban name, Humminustered. And Humminustre and Humminustre pulls the leg and down the stretch here comes Humminustre

that would be awesome wins the Kentucky Derby if anybody listening is a jockey or like an owner I guess the jockeys just they just ride they don't own if you're an owner and you're getting a horse see horse names are always out there just saying there could be some big whale You're an owner and you're getting a horse. Dude, horse names are always out there. Name them on there, please. Just saying.

There could be some big whale. It might be something for you. Big like fucking rich. Big whale's another good horse name. This is my fast horse, big whale. 100% eat, also a horse name. What's behind the Dairy Farmers of Canada Blue Cow logo on your favorite dairy products? It's high Canadian standards, which means we meet 42 food safety requirements.

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in Knightdale, North Carolina has a hiring event coming up. Benefits include 401k matching, dental and health insurance, paid time off, paid training, plus you get a free meal on your shift. Does this sound enticing to us? Depending on how this went, at the time of this recording, it is the day before our Patreon launch. I'd say the least interesting part of this is that it's in North Carolina. Really? All that other stuff sounds pretty good. The meal? No, the least interesting part is the free meal. Yeah. That's worthless to me. Oh, interesting part is the free meal. Yeah, that's Arby's yes, what do you think? Oh? Yeah? I'm out

It's a free meal from Chipotle at least McDonald's. I'd eat McDonald's every day Yeah, I would you work every so if you could work at a fast-food restaurant Which one would you work at it probably McDonald's you think so probably? That's the one I think I could stomach every day Taco Bell you'd die You couldn't you couldn't physically could eat it. He couldn't Contain it every day McDonald's I could like cycle around. Yeah, I think McDonald's is yeah It's a good choice one when uh, I was in eighth grade and we did that like Washington DC trip that all eighth graders take Yeah

And they give you just the per diem and it's like go off and like go get lunch Yeah, wherever you want and it's like the off and like go get lunch wherever you want. And it's like the first time you feel like an adult and you can do whatever you want. I had McDonald's three days in a row. Not, not on purpose because at one point we were at the national mall and they had that big McDonald's at like the air and space museum or one of them. And I was like, well, we have to go to this one. I know I had McDonald's the last two days, but I have to go to this one.

But as an eighth grader, you have money and they say go spend it on whatever you want for lunch. That's where you're going. Like that's it. Especially at that time where you could get 20 chicken nuggets and a extra large cup full of french fries or whatever. Like fuck it, sign me up.

A teeny beety baby? Oh my God. The worst food crime I did on that trip was when we were in Philadelphia. They did the same thing. They were like, go, go eat lunch wherever I went to Sabaro. Oh my God. Instead of getting a Philly cheesesteak sandwich. Yeah, it's really just pick anywhere to get cheese. I went to Sabaro.

Damn, Jordan. But again, that is a food war crime. Yeah. When your crime... Yeah, it's a food war crime. Yeah, well, it was what? For you. 2005. Yeah.

You know, it was war times. When... Yeah. Well, it was what? For you. 2005. It was war times. When, but when you're in eighth grade again, here is money. Eat anywhere you want. Right. You're not going to, I knew Sabaro. Exactly. No Philly cheese steak. No, you're going to go to the thing. You're a dumb, you're a dumb little flat brain. And then you're going to go over and just be like, Oh, which is much better than flat foot. That's true. Cause people like arches. Yeah. You gotta watch this ride along when it comes out tomorrow, man. I'm serious. It's going to be.

Whoo. It's going to be something. In Mobile, Alabama, just two weeks ago, 23 year old Preston North and busted into an Arby's brandishing a BB gun that resembled a pistol and pointed the gun at an employee demanding money and their car keys. What? Preston had been released from prison only eight days prior for shooting his aunt eight times, serving nearly five years for the crime.

Why in Arby's? Is that the richest restaurant in Mobile, Alabama? Why you- That's crazy! Isn't that insane? That's- It- I'm guessing- I'm guessing because he was released and it didn't say murdered.

She survived. She did. Did he shoot her eight times with a BB gun? No. Preston. Uh, he also was sentenced to 20 years and he served because of some law in Alabama. He served four years, 11 months and 29 days. So he served just under five years.

They released him and then eight days later he went, I'm coming for you, Arby's. Damn. Give me all your money! Who? When you go to an Arby's, no one there is going, yeah, I'm gonna get all your money and your car, while the car doesn't work and I have no money.

The car is my three-wheeled scooter, and it's 10.30, and and I have no money. The car is my three-wheeled scooter and it's 10.30 and so we have no money. I don't know how to fucking operate this thing. You're trying to get away. Also, how much money is Arby's going to have? Exactly. I have no idea. You know they're rolling in it.

Robbing a fast food restaurant. He's been in jail for five years. Robbing a fast food restaurant, he's been in jail for five years. Robbing a fast food restaurant five years ago, it's not like they're rolling in cash. So nothing has changed in that way. When he went in, Arby's was like the most successful. That's exactly what I was thinking. Were they? Five years ago?

In Mobile, Alabama, it must have just been like, man, before I get locked up, I got to eat that Arby's one more time. And then he gets out and he goes, I didn't get that Arby's but I'm getting it now. I just don't understand why an Arby's for money? Fucking crazy. That's crazy. But also he shot his aunt eight times so maybe yeah that you know it tracks. I'm starting to put it all together. Yeah yeah we don't like Preston. Hell no. Back to jail. The Russo law firm in Florida says they get at least 100 calls every month from people who want to sue fast food giants, such as Taco Bell and Arby's, for false advertising. Currently, Russo is in a lawsuit against Hershey's, I'm assuming you meant to put, not Hershey's,

for not having smiling faces on pumpkin leeches We at facejam not the show agree with these lawsuits and want to sue someone to maybe taco cabana They aren't in a cabana pay us now. We don't want to move to Knightdale, North Carolina, please. That was a mess I had to put I had to put a facejam because I wasn't gonna take a a shot at our limited liability corporation. You know what I mean? Like, Oh my gosh, face jams said that? Well, that's not us. Okay. Yeah. I can't believe face jams said that.

I don't buy that. But yeah, that's some quick thinking. Well, that was, so why I did that funeral company, heresy sauce. We had talked about this before about the false advertising. Yeah, that none of them were as egregious as on the wrapper. The pumpkin has a smiling face. Yeah. What? Yeah, I don't know.

And then the article people in a pit. I think you would sooner sue them for when you open it up and it's not vaguely pumpkin. Yes. Yeah. it's like a lump It's the ones that are supposed to look like a tree and you go Yeah, also then I just start eating it. I'm not thinking right long. I just eat the fucking reasons. It's amazing I'm not gonna go. All right. What am I doing with the next five years of my life? Assuming a fast food restaurant But if you are at least go with Taco Bell make food look big good it actually small bad Exactly go with that one at least not the faces on the wrapper you dumb fuck fucking Christ

Also, don't come after an institution like Reese's or her sees Don't fucking joke about it. My grandpa was driven to the cemetery in a hersey died in a vat of chocolate. They mixed him in. But now we know some stuff about Arby's. Do we? Yeah, what do you mean? We learned.

You guys don't feel like you learned something about Arby's? I learned about Preston and how the justice system failed this country. I'm checking Zillow for Knightdale, North Carolina. Oh, that's good. See if it's near Eric's house. Come on. We're already near Eric's house. Come on. We're already near Eric's house.

It's right next door. Come on. I'm done, by the way. That was the last fact. Damn. Those are good facts. Quick question. Yeah.

Are we done yet? I'm thinking the same thing. When you said Nightdale, did you mean night as in the absence of day or night as in rides a horse and has a lance now I he wrote it no no I did okay that's a copy and paste job on the night deal so I have no idea how very interesting because when I google it it's night with a K yeah that's very interesting then this article really did something it's it's just outside Raleigh oh let's go not so bad

whoa is that not so bad? We can all move into a townhouse 1500 square feet on the $273,000 I think on our Arby salary we could all pull that off right you think if we're all working at the Arby's yeah We pull doubles and everything yeah, but what if they can only hire three of us? Nick and find out I don't want to support Nick wow they really came out. We're fine. He figured out I Believe he can figure it out. I could also be looking in the wrong city I mean this good this could be night with an end we could not look at all yeah

Can we get Gracie back and you guys play some fucking puzzles or something You do the word oh Jesus Christ I started wordle. Yeah, did you? Yeah No, yeah, there you go All right, maybe uh how about connections connections with super easy today. I'm not doing anything but wordle right now. I'm starting with wordle I'm already pissed that there's I assumed it was just a wordle app, but it's inside the New York Times You can also just go to what a pain in my dick hole you just go to the site, too There's a site yeah, but I want an app Jordan. Mm-hmm 24 it's an app guy right here. I mean you could also make websites a little icon on your home screen

So it's like you're hitting an app. Just give me fucking wordle in an app That's what I want the wordle app now the wordle app god damn it. I want the wordle app Give meartle app now. I want the Wartle app god damn it. I want the Wartle app. Give me Wartle app. I don't know why I ventured into that territory. I thought it was pretty good. It was almost really coming out. I thought it was nice. This is a Dragon Ball podcast, not a Simpsons podcast. Yeah, absolutely. We should do the press material here. All right, let's see what Arby's has to say about these wraps.

Yeah, it's not what it is. Go ahead. Why not? It's about the restaurant. No, we're supposed to do the wraps. Did we skip press material last time? Yeah, we did. You might as well do it because there's not much. Alright. Arby's horsey sauce has always been a guest favorite. Oh yeah!

And we know the old... Woo! And he's the guest. I'm gonna gonna my first word I'm gonna guess horse And we know the old adage of not messing with perfection, but in this case we couldn't help ourselves We have been inspired Nick by the recent rise in I'm about to say these words the recent rise in chic cowboy culture what? Rice wanted to launch something that embodies it said that Ellen Rose Arby's chief smart chiefs Harvey's chief marketing officer the limited time edition Chardonnay

Horsesaws is just another example of Arby's engaging with its fans through fun and unexpected surprises fan engaging with its fans through fun and unexpected surprises. I'm a fan! Nick's over here screaming about horsiesauce. Horse is a terrible first word by the way. Was it? No, just nothing but white. One fucking yellow E. Oh, you got one yellow?

One yellow E. Is it the O? That's not good. I said E. Listen to what I'm saying. No. I answered your question before you asked it. You asked it anyway. So it was the O or?

No. No. Earth. the o or? Earth Try earth. It's no our dude. There's no art. But maybe there I tried a horse maybe yeah But maybe they're you know the fucking game or maybe they're messing with you. No, we try it. Yeah What if they what if they fucking do you say eating Try it. Oh the two ease is that is that a oh shit? I know I've never I've never tried that okay. Can you double did you double letter? Oh? Yeah? Yeah, try eating They'll fucking trick you don't trick

How do you do no? yellow a E also still yellow mmm kind of we greens here Nick believe her greens, dude I Think this is great content, honestly. I know you like it. I think this is great background content. It's not foreground content.

Well, here's the foreground content, too. The foreground content, it needs a hundred percent of your attention because we're about to get into you review. Yeah. And these reviews, I'm feeling pretty good about. Now, last time you guys talked about switching off back and forth, I don't know if, Jordan, you want to start and then Michael, you want to do the second one. It's up to you guys.

Let's see how this first one. Okay, let's do it. Sam S says I stopped at the refurbished location at 4411 South Lamar in 290. I had to repeat the order three times. I ordered two double roast beef and a small curly fry and a medium crinkle fry. When I go to the window, they guy repeated the order and again it was wrong. He called to someone to add the second double roast beef. He then offered me two drinks for the inconvenience. I took one my mistake for not

looking in the bag when he handed it to me again, one sandwich and the, and the med crinkle fry is the same size as the small curly fry. Both were stale. I spent 1977 to find out that Leo in lethal weapon was right. And I am old enough to know better. I complained on the company website, but no one cares enough to respond. They got their money. So I am on a champagne to be sure. I just thought he was talking about the Chardonnay. So I am on a champagne to be sure. No one goes to this Arby's unless they just want to get screwed out of their money. This company has gotten as bad as the water burger on slaughter lane in Austin. No, don't even get me started on that one. I have also called 10 times on the, and the phone must be off the hook. Always busy dot, dot, dot. Probably from all the customers complaining, I want my 1977 back, not more crappy food.

This guy called 10 times. Let it go. He is calling a fast food restaurant. We ordered in person and it was a struggle You think you're gonna solve a problem over the phone, right? Yeah, you probably could just go in there throw a fit and they give some free food exactly, but he doesn't want free food He wants his 1970s He wants some sort of vindication yeah from Arby's It's a hollow victory if you get it. There's this idea, I think with like older people where they're like, that's right. This is a business is run.

They need me. They don't give a fuck about you. Never come back. Die for all they care. A company like Arby's is not the same as a company like 100% E. We do need you. We do need you. We're not.. Yeah, we're not we're not here But we need you. That's right. We're not a Carl's jr. We won't cast you aside We will say yes. Welcome. You have a complaint. Sorry. We're sorry. Oh

Sorry, oh We're just we're just trying we're trying We're just little guys. Yeah But we will not give you your 1977 back. Yeah. Also, what's with the lethal weapon quote? I don't know. You had to, dude.

Probably just watched it. Was that Joe Pesci's character? I don't fucking know. The most famous quote in the movie. Where he saw me. I am old enough to know better. What? That's not even it.

I thought he was gonna say, I am jeweled for this shit. Thank you, Nick. He was dying on the ice Leo gets Joe Pesci. Oh he gets yep Mmm. Does he say something about hang on does he say something about Arby's? I don't think so I Don't think so you look that up that maybe leave the weapon again. This is background content I'll move on to the next one alright. Go for it. This is from Mally B horrible location Probably because it's so ghetto, but anyways I the next one. Alright, go for it. This is from Mally B. Horrible location, probably because

it's so ghetto. But anyways, I ordered a kid's roast beef and cheddar sandwich. Something so simple that I ended up getting a wrong order. I ended up getting a Swiss and roast beef. My child was very upset. She didn't even eat it. And to top the cherry That's not how that's used to be. It wasn't even put on the right bread. I don't even know what bread it was But when I took a bite just to see how the sandwich tasted it seemed to me It was a floury taste more like potato bread. If you're going to mess up an order Please don't mess up a kid's order at least kids most of the time are picky that's a heads up for the future for you if you want to be successful thanks for the business tip of the

review what well Michael thoughts no it's true when you're planning on fucking up an order working at a fast food restaurant you definitely got there's a quota you have to remember. You're like, okay, now I could mess this up. Well, hang on, it's a kid's order? Hang on, save it for the next one. I gotta be successful. This next guy, he's fucked. I'm gonna get his fry size wrong and only give him one sandwich.

And they will be stale! I don't... you know, I don't know. Also, ghetto location. who's throwing that word out What I don't get is that he's talking about the bread is wrong the what are Then then bit the bread This is potato Like here's a thing I could even say if you went like I ordered it on a bun and I got a biscuit But it sounds like you're now you're just questioning the how many different breads are there?

What are you talking about? They have one bread. What are you talking about? They probably have bun Some kind of slice bread. I think they have a rye for the rubens. And then probably a brown bread and that's it So he just looked at it and went no no no no no this is all wrong All wrong. I wanted beef and cheddar. This is Swiss and beef. Oh Kids gonna notice simple. Yeah, they're very picky man. If this doesn't just top the cherry What are you gonna top it with thinking about what are you talking this cherry topping What are you going to top it with? I'm thinking about...

What are you topping this cherry with? With some of that rubber cheese sauce. That's...ugh. Alright, last one is from Joe S. My roommate woke me up after he stayed up all night drinking and asked me to take him to Arby's. Why is he reviewing the restaurant? He left this review! He typed this out! I had never been to an Arby's before so I wasn't sure at first, but he promised me it would be. Why is he reviewing the restaurant? He left this review! He typed this out!

I had never been to an Arby's before so I wasn't sure at first, but he promised me it would be absolute gas. What? I bet it was. We went and I got the cheddar and beef, which I was told was the best item on the Arby's menu. It was very below average I was expecting something really good, but it was just liquid cheddar with interesting beef

The only reason they have more than one star is because the mozzarella sticks were great and I hear the poppers, too Poppers poppers. I mean that seemed like a pretty sane person. Yeah Yeah, I'd like again like why write a review why yeah, that's that's what I like Why the first why I understand never cared enough? I mean I care enough to start a podcast now I will say I feel like this is different phases of like the same guy the first one is when he is old and Mad that these things are not coming together for him. The second one is years prior when he has a young child

and he's like, oh fuck, they messed up the order. I'm so exhausted, whatever. The last one is him the first time he tried Arby's and he went, it's gonna be gas, dude. It's gonna be, yo, my friend says it's gonna be absolute gas. Bro, gonna be yo my friend says it's gonna be absolute gas Bro, this is good. That's a good thing bro. This are we's gonna be so fucking fire it And he goes this is liquid cheese on interesting beef

That's a good way to put it cuz that's what it is Interesting beef. Yeah, it's just sort of there. It's different. Yeah, all they have Arby's is like nobody else has this Yeah, but it's not good. No, it's interesting uncanny Valley beef Yeah, it's definitely interesting There you have it those are those are the reviews that you left that's the people you reviewed it Sam is definitely a 100-percenter Experienced eaters what he is yeah Well, let's talk about Arby's.

We got the chicken wraps, we got the curly fries, Jordan got the orange creamsicle shake, Michael got a chocolate shake. How was that chocolate shake? It was pretty good. Yeah, I really liked the orange shake. I was really impressed with the orange shake. Yeah, Eric busted out a straw and snuck one in there.

Oh, yes. Well, there's the whole Nick thing. And then you invited Nick and he What happened? There we go. What happened? Okay, okay, so, so this is a very Multifaceted story Where I we talked about how I was like, okay Yes, I want to get I want to get the shake get me one of the shakes and finally I'll review it myself and Nick goes

I want to get the shake get me one of the shakes and final review it myself and Nick goes I'll have some of yours and I'll review it with you. I'm like you can get your own It's what I told him he didn't and and he did not get his own Well, he didn't tell me at all that he wanted what I stood to hide behind me. I don't think he's key change I don't think he cared enough. No But then Eric, uh-huh you you pulled you you got a straw. You just he did a little side job Yeah, yeah, you you stuck it in there and you took it you took it out you through the straw way I was like, oh that was slick and I look up at Nick who in his defense was on his phone Yes, and didn't see that that happened. Uh-huh. Yeah, but yeah, but the content the context clues are there and this man went to college

So I say Nick come over here and and The context clues are there and this man went to college. Um... They were? They were. So I say, Nick, come over here and bust out one of these straws. Yes! And he walks over and he stands there. He stood there for so long! Just like, why am I here? Staring into the middle distance. He's just like, okay, tell me what to do next.

He was like, what? I'm ready to receive further instructions. Hahaha. He's like an NPC. Hello. It was fucking crazy. How can I help you? And then it was like...

Anything I can do? And so he just kept saying, we just went, get fucking strong, try the thing. And he went, oh! Hahaha. And then he went, oh, it's good! And then he threw it straight away, whatever. Jordan had a little bit more. And then Nick was like, I should have got one of those. We're like, we're still here, just get one.

And he went, no, I don't want, no, I don't want order. No, that's okay. That was the first thing he said. He took a sip because man, I fucked up. Yeah, yeah. The classic phrase, I fucked up because I didn't get it. I fucked up because I did get it. And then I ate all of it.

And then he ate all the food He said he fucked up again so Jordan had two more sips of his shake and then he went through my straw away busted out a new one handed it to him Go here you go, buddy, and then Nick hammered it. Did you drink all of it? So the I really like the orange creamsicle shake I thought it was good. What did you think of the chocolate shake? It's good. I already answered that question, but I mean like yeah, but what did you hold on? Hold on like what did you think? It was well made. It was well made. Yeah. Yeah, it's like it's an interesting good consistency It was almost too thick but not too thick because it doesn't say what the orange

Yeah, it doesn't seem like Arby's would be a place that you'd be like, oh shakes That's like a apparently this orange shake is a thing that comes around like once a year. It's creeping around. Yeah, and people like go for it. Like it's the peach shake at Chick-fil-A. Eventually everybody gets it, like an STI. Because last time we did- We gotta call some people and tell them I had it.

We- Michael really liked that. Because another time we did Arby's's we had the mint shake, remember? Yeah, yeah, we had that with the fish sandwich when we all like when we were all sick And then we had so much leftover and then gave it all to Cole. Cole liked it. He fucking loved it He went mint shake and a fish sandwich. All right He went okie dokie. Yeah, no kidding. So what did you guys think of these wraps? Cause they are...

They sucked, dude. They're shit. They're fucking crap. This is what made me think they're fucking crap. Is Burger King better than Arby's? Yeah, for sure. Those wraps were way better. So there were three wraps.

They were definitely better. There was a ranch, there was a honey mustard, and there was a... No. There was a humny, humny nuster. Humny nuster. Hummy nuster. Just say it. Don't think about it. It's hard for me to say. I don't think I don't think it's like it makes like my eyes want to roll back makes him feel silly And then there was goosebumps down there

And there's also the barbecue if you had to rank them best to worst before we give our score and everything They all had the cheese. They all I can't even distinguish them. What were they again? Okay, honey mustard barbecue honey mustard and ranch Um I would say honey mustard is the best ranch was second I suppose Barbecue, but the barbecue sauce was so sweet. It was so sweet and like really slathered on there There's only one I wanted to try the sauce with because I thought the flavor was too much Yeah, so that one was definitely the weakest. It was very like them all Michael was against all of these Wow equally terrible. I I'll say this

I think the chicken was better than the Burger King one. I agree with that. Yeah, it had a better but everything else than the Burger King one. I agree with that. Yeah. It had a better... But everything else made it worse. As a whole it was worse. It didn't taste better at all. But boy, the consistency of the chicken, like the bite, the crunch...

It was good crisp. Yeah. There was something to it where I went, oh, I like this. And then upon further eating, I just went, there's nothing going on with these, man. And you couldn't save them. The horsie sauce didn't do anything. The melted cran cheese didn't do anything. I'm looking at this. It's fun. I'm getting angry Yeah, the thing about this meal is that it was about 50 bucks. It was $46. I think all together

what was two large curly fries two shakes and That's way too much and how many rats six wraps how is six? They cut them in half so we could have got and I wish we would have known we would have gotten six Yeah, so he was really trying to help us out, but you wouldn't let her she was dropping hands. Yeah It's called subtext. Yeah So it's they're two for five for like the wraps so you can try a couple of them whatever that's a horrible deal horrible deal To fit 250 for one of these is especially for like the size and everything

They're like two, I don't know, two three biters like you can you can like ram through these things. You can cover it in sauce. Absolute gas. Yeah, these are probably... This was not an absolute gas. I mean I'm gonna have gas. To top the cherry I did not like these either Not not a huge fan. So out of a hundred percent What would you give Arby's for this for this outing this venture that we did? The best thing was the curly fries. I had like two. Yeah, right when they got them too So they were the freshest they were. Piping hot. They weren't piping hot but what they were not piping hot. Huh? Don't speak And the milkshake milkshake was pretty good. Yeah, everything else is fucking terrible

I'm gonna hit him with George you go first damn it By the way on the last episode of face jam You went first and we said that was for the first time I was going back I was Trying to organize some of the haiku from Face Jam, because we're talking about doing something with them. And I was listening to the Saweetie episode. That one, since we betrayed Eric and everything was topsy-turvy,

you actually went first on that one. I was right, that had gone first before. Good to grace. But it wasn't on a real one, though. It's good to grace. Anywho, the great episode. That was so good. On a real one Who The great episode I would listen to that one just for fun as opposed to I Was research I was researching yeah

Listen to the show for research. Yeah, I mean now that we're starting fun now that we've asked for the wiki to start yes I'm gonna hit these with a very disappointing 29% Wow that shake though that shake was like Jordan kinder than I the cheese has upset me Michael Michael is mad let's go whoa 20.5 easily done 20.5. Easily done. 20.5. This sucked. Michael sucked ass. This is one of the rare ones where Michael's just like not having it. It was already bad And then they disgraced cheese which just makes everything better. It makes good things great It makes bad things okay, and you've sullied it. I don't think cheese belongs in a wrap like this I don't think it I think I think

Which is weird to say because it's like a taco I don't think cheese belongs in a wrap like this. In some sort of snack wrap. I don't think it... I think, I think if you're gonna do it... Which is weird to say because it's like a taco, but I don't know why, but with this cheese, it just doesn't work. If you're gonna do it, it should be shredded cheese. Like a taco. Yeah. But I think Burger King made the call

of not having it. Yeah. It just elevated nothing. Yeah. It really... I don't know how Burger King won, but they did. Yeah, but a lot, yeah. Which is really crazy. And I hope that people are really taking that to heart take it to heart

We're letting you know that Burger King did something that we're like this was better than the other version because we're impartial Exactly just like we've been saying aren't conditioned to love Burger King like you right, but we can understand It can be better than this interesting meat. Yeah, also are there Are there any like we got we got those Burger King defenders out there who are adamant about it out there, dude Do you know they're are there any Arby's? Sick of ants there are there's gotta there's gotta be because they're beefers. Yeah. Whoa, they're fucking be they're interesting be first Yeah, and they think they're interesting interesting be for another good horse name Yeah, just I think Arby's is a place that does stuff that isn't their main food like the curly fry and a shake and the poppers

Yeah, yeah anything that's not that roast beef sandwich I think yeah, like they do an okay job of but not these these just didn't or the fish sandwich Something wrapped in a tortilla at Arby's is weird to begin. We were looking at the menu and like the like Corned beef on marbled right like that looks pretty good. Are you sure it's right check the bread Like potato bread So I'm sure I would get that it would be bad,, but like, I don't know, something about them is kind of interesting. So, sent the picture to Gracie. Here's the Gracie report. I said, uh, these are Arby's chicken wraps. Just, what's your rating based on the look?

Here's the picture. Only the best photography for Mary. It's the picture that we posted on social. She said, what the fuck? The left one looks interesting bow fell in all caps bow right one looks decent So that's the barbecue one looks fucked up the right one is the ranch one I'm gonna give them Gracie and she said I'm gonna give them a 45 just my guess. I hate looking at the left one Why is it oozing? Hahahaha Hahahaha

Why is it oozing? But now it's time for I don't think she'd rate it that high if she ate it. No no no no I agree Here's our snack attack. This is from Tony Tony's treats. These are we still got him? La meta medas habaneras Pringles Okay, so I don't really- I'm not- Are these like super secret special ones? Are they out in stores? Like, I don't really see ones like this out there from Pringles They smell so good Whoo!

Dude, they smell like- They do smell good They smell like a fiesta Mmhmm They got a little kick They're making a fucking mess Uh huh How long have they been sitting around? They're like a little stale. You can tell because of how much is left in the can.

They're a little stale, stale as a side. That's good flavor. Oh baby, there it is. That flavor really sticks around. That's good. I like them. It does stick around too, yeah. It's like a...

No, if I eat the takis... It doesn't build. Yeah! Jordan, that's a great comp. That's exactly what it tastes like. It is... It has a heat that isn't overwhelming you, where you're just like, oh fuck, I'm cooking. It's on your tongue for a long time. That's it. It's enough. It's right on the border.

It's gone. It's right on the border for a spice mass. It's very... A lot of lime, too. A lot of lime. I really like these. Pringles habaneras, what do you think? I'll reward them. Benevolent. 93. Wow! Holy shit! I probably house these. I give it like a 75. 75, okay. That's an 84 and I think that's a good one. That's a good one. This is a chip that I would argue. Yeah way better than Arby's That's Pringles habaneras. We will have an address for our snack attack going forward eventually, but we'll figure it out soon

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