100% Eat - This Place is from Fallout %% A&W Bacon & Swiss Double Burger & Dill Ranch Curds

Episode Date: December 23, 2025

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And you probably don't. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co. Jordan, how are you? I mean, we were so close to getting good food today. And then at the last minute, we got rug pulled, like... 100%... Mingo's coin style.

That was partially my fault. I forgot about the hours. I'm glad you checked. But I was thrown off. We were going to do you boy. That's the name of the restaurant. That's the name of it. Um, pitchforks down, but it's the, uh, it's the slider truck. Um, but they're, they usually open at five and I was one wheeling the other day, but granted it was Saturdays. Maybe they have different hours. Um, but it was like two o'clock in the afternoon. They were open and they have two burgers, which I haven't been there in a while. They just had the two sliders, the gringo and the vato. Yeah. Uh, it's what they're called. That's what they're called. Uh, it's what they're called. And there's like a, I don't, I can't remember what the burger is called. But the sauce on it is called assholes.

Yeah. It's what it's called. It's called. And so we were going to do that. And then Eric's like, they're not open. Yep. Devato, the red ass. The red ass.

I think it's pepper jack cheese, asshole sauce, and crispy jalapeno strings. Fried jalapeno strange. I've never had that. No, me neither. It sounds great. I mean, I just assume it's like the pepper.

You batter it. He's already eating the cheese skirts, just pointing it out. He's already doing it. I think their fries are good? Or do you think they're soggy and bad? I think everything at that place is really good. But we didn't go there today.

They've got lotkas. I've never had them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't we get them last time? You know what? Maybe we did. I think we did. Because I remember eating them.

So what did we have today? Well, shit. I forgot about it. I don't know. Only one way to remember. We got to go back. Let's keep talking about what could have been. So there we were.

In my fantasy. Yeah. Sitting at Jew boy. The restaurant. It's what it's called. Getting some orange whips. I think they're called. Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah from the Violet Crown And not going to An A&E Long John Silver's combo I wish it was A&E Arts and Entertainment Oh yeah

AW What does the A&W stand for Is that then the facts I used to watch A&E all the time Yeah That was muscle memory Yeah I don't think I've ever said

A&W Right yeah It doesn't flow very well A&E man There's a lot of good crime docs Yeah I watched an A&E But what about A&W

Yeah A&W? Root beer? Yeah. Did you feel like they had good root beer? I've had the root beer. Let me tell you. Nick knows they had the good root beer. And he didn't get it. Yeah, what's up with that?

But he doesn't even care. Can you explain it to me? Because I've never been to an A&W. Yeah, they like brew it in house, usually. Or they have like a fresh supply of it and it's, instead of it being in the soda rack, it would be a separate deal. And it would be, it would taste fresher. I don't know, like real sugar as opposed to corn soup.

So what he's saying. is right. Do you think that maybe that because this one was attached to another restaurant that they don't do that? No, because the other one down south had it. Yeah. Okay. Hey, you fucking idiot. Shut your mouth. God damn it, Jordan, fuck you. Didn't know there were two of these

abominations. Suck your chicken fuck off. Fuck you, fucking bitch. What are you stupid? The other one's gone, Jordan. Hey, uh, shut up. So, he's right. They used to really brew their own root beer in store

but there's no fucking way they're going to do that in 2025 when everything is a cost cut and no one cares and this is a combination A&W and Long John Silver guys we this is the closest we've come to eating at the forbidden restaurant we breathed

in food particles I feel like we did kind of eat it. We did have smelled oh my God it smelled so bad The fries tasted like Long John Silver I assume the burger tasted like Whatever's going on in Ghost Rider is like flashing against the door So we were watching Ghost Rider 2 and 2B

It finished and now the first one's on Yeah Yeah so it's been exciting Pretty good day I love 2B I love that It's crazy It's just like whatever's on I love coming up here going what movie

Ooh And then throwing something So we went to the A&W On Cameron which is kind of near the old rooster teeth office It is a combination And the new one That's right

So this is a combination, A&W and Long John Silver. Yeah. It was like, and we figured it out after a few minutes of really looking around and parsing it, it was like a restaurant from Fallout. Yeah, what really sold it is like the murals on the wall. Yeah, like 1950s families. Really bizarre.

But also like just the food. Yeah. Like, oh, this is my... This is my soda fountain. Yeah. It's every, there was a big, but to,

there was a jukebox. Yeah, there's a big jukebox that did not work. But before we get off that, we'll circle back to Nick's soda pop. Yeah. Conundrum.

So he was, he was asking about it. Yes. And he's like, where is it? And then explained it. And I went, I mean, you could just go.

You could go ask. You're not doing that. I'm not, yeah, I don't care. I don't care enough about that. I was like, and then you were like, here you are,

the guy talking about it. explaining it, asking where it is, doesn't care. It's my friends. Yeah. The other guys came in after us. He said, you said, you're telling everyone, or you're telling all of us. He's like, I'm telling my friends.

Yeah. But then I was having a hard time paying attention to this soda thing when Jordan was having his own soda debacle that was really taking my attention. It was lemonade. It was so strange. Bitch.

It's different. You guys should have tried it. Based on every one of your reactions, no fucking shot. He tried it, by the way. Pretty powerful stuff. That's why I dumped it out. It was it?

Punch to the mouth. What was it? Starry or something? You were like, Charberry. Oh no. Was it a Long John Silver's drink? Yes. Oh, no.

Was it a yard drink? It was Arbery. I thought they were doing Patrick Starberry. You said that. I thought it definitely wasn't. I thought it was bleeding over. It definitely wasn't. Jordan, Jordan, it's a long John silver drink.

But it is said, star. That's what made me want to get it, was that it was the dull. It's a star berry. I like pineapples. Mm-hmm. Yeah, these are lemons and strawberries. Yeah.

Hmm? These are lemons. Strawberry. Oh, are you just saying a general dole. Got it. Got it. Like fruit. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I didn't think they were pineapples. Yours is yours this time. The whole time. But then we also saw, we, we also. Can that be the start of the ride along, by the way?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. Why not? It was just so funny. Incredible. Incredible. We also saw that they have little corner machines that have jewelry box, long John Silvers, little, like, trinkets, stars and rings and stuff.

Stuff for the kids. But then also, Long John Silver, smooth slime that says we know fish. We know. They know fish. What the fuck? That place was so... Now I know what they put on the sandwich. That place was so confusing.

One slime fish, fish fillet? So we ordered all of this stuff, but I still got... I have a Long John Silver's Cup here. Yeah. That says, feed your sea tooth. And then on the back... It's just so bad. There's a paragraph.

Does it say fish? Yes, it did. That's the only thing I locked on to. Hey, Jordan. You know what's a... awesome about fish? They never complain. Say me things on social media or commit road rage.

They're shiny and the underwater embodiment of good karma. But most of all, fish make our mouths water. And to that, we say, fish, yeah. No, fish live in water. Here's how far I am. Oh, my God. Mio, you want to take the next?

No. Do you commit road rage? Is that an act? I'm committing road rage! You definitely have to commit to it. Eric does. Happened today. That guy was answering an email. One-handed.

There were also other people in that car. He was actually coding a website. Yeah. That was crazy. With Squarespace, it's so easy. Yeah. Fucking nuts. They were just in the road.

Yeah. That was wild. Bad enough that they were just like, first off, like jumped in front of you and we're going so slow. Towards the green light. And then we were stopped at a red light. And it was green forever.

And they weren't going. They're just hanging out. Just laying on the horn. Eric fled before he committed. I was gonna. Well, no, he's a fish. He would never. Fish, yeah.

Fish, yeah. Fish, that guy. Yeah. So Long John Silver has pivoted to doing this chicken. They had a wrap. They had a chicken wrap. Yeah. They also had cheese curds.

Yeah. But when we were talking about getting these curds, I was like, can we make sure that they don't come out of the Long John Silver He was stressing, behind you. You got up to the counter and he's like, well, hang on, which restaurant is it from? Jordan was stressed out. I don't want a long time.

Silver cheese curds. Yeah. It was blue. The sign was blue. We were worried. And then Nick pointed to the sign for like, we got like the dill pickle. You were too focused on the blue.

The R went right over your head. The A&W was like on the sign. I was like, okay, those are fine. Yeah, but then I drank the lemonade. I mean, unfortunately, I think just based on the flavor, we might have gotten some long-d-silver cross-over. Fries were good? Fries.

Yeah. Me and Michael were talking about it. As we kept eating the fries, I just kept going, I ate almost all of them. I'm like, these just tastes weird. And Michael went, yeah, they do. I'm eating all of them. And I like how they were trying.

They weren't committing road right. Yeah, but also, yeah. I think it might have been fish. But also, the fries weren't the burger. No. So I was like, I'm going to put this away. Because I kept eating the very good burger. Yeah.

And then I went, I'm going to, put this back in the bag and just eat the fries. The whole meal was like an inescapable thing where like these flavors weren't strong enough to be offensive

but they were all not very good but in like a triforce where you're just like you're like I'm eating these pickle cheese curds well they're not very pickly and I don't really know that they take they're so salty okay let me try a bite of this burger

like a tri meek yes and then you just like you try the burger and you're just like oh it's like it's like dry and like what is this all right let me eat a couple of these fries. Oh, they taste like old chalmain. Hang on, let me go back to these cheese curds. You can say they taste like old chelman. How do you fry a fry so bad that it like, it's like a grainy texture

on it? You saw the one that I, that I showed you that look just fucked up on the one side. It's like the calling card of a bad fry you get at like the cafeteria. Why? Michael was the first one to point out that it tastes like cafeteria. I mean, immediately. And I didn't even say food. It said tastes like cafeteria. Oh, you looked one. Right. It was, it was crazy. We got the bacon Swiss double burger. I wish you went to A&E instead. In Dill Ranch Curds. Could it watch like ancient aliens? Yeah. Oh, hell yeah, dude. That history channel. Hell yeah. City Confidential. Baby.

Classic murder show. Nick, do you have A&W opinions? Like, apparently you're the most. He's got soda opinions that he doesn't care about. It used to be okay. Okay. All right. Well, not anymore. Was the inside of the restaurant always looking like fallout? Like you're going to find a ghoul in the freezer? I've been stuck in here. What are you thrilling me out? What are you doing, smooth skin?

Jordan's been playing Vegas. Yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah. Which is why I'm especially like, this is fallout. Yeah, yeah, it was definitely at the top of my time. The whole thing is a throwback. Like, the inside is a throwback to, it's like nostalgia for an age that never existed. But, but it really didn't exist at Long John Silver. You got some good pictures of us looking at the mirrors.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You guys have to check the socials and stuff that it's some really good pictures of longing for a better day. The golden age of A&W. I was longing to go home so I could play fallout. Oh, by the way, I was here a couple days ago.

And I reorganized some things on the shelf. Oh. I move some things around. Nice. I put the pineapple in Snoopy's lap. I noticed he's holding on to it. He's hanging on to it. And I changed my hat and I gave everyone the Mardi Gras beads.

Oh, hell yeah. I had distributed equally nearly. I had three, yeah, I hung him in Nick's eyes. I only had three, I put them on us, and then I put... It looks like he's crying. My Mac and Cheese badge on me. Nice. Behind Eric's head. Oh, very good.

My VIP Mac and Cheese Festival. Beautiful. We got it. We got to hit more events and get them more laying here. I think next year... I think next year will be a year where we go out and, like, do stuff. Is that what you think? I'm hoping.

Okay. I'm fingers crossed. Grace's not coming back to us. No, Gray's going to come back every day. She's not coming back to us. We got to go to her. Yeah, we got to get to her. Dude, the Discord's reaction to the commentary on that episode was

phenomenal. Discord is red hot. They knew exactly. So fucking funny. They got all the references I knew Gracie wouldn't know or care about. Yep. Because it wasn't for her. And then even still,

we passed them along to her and she does not understand what's happening. I'm upset. I told her. Yep. What does that mean? Why are you telling me? The Discord at one, so that was like Gracie's last episode. She'll definitely be back Ray style, but they all,

they were all on top of it. The discord was so fucking funny. Michael was talking about like there's just a part of me like getting them reading these comments it's just taking me back They were so good Like you stumbled upon

That would make me mad You'd be like I hate these people It's exactly what I was looking for And is exactly what I wanted And I got it and I still was like Kind of kind of pissing me all Kind of kind of I already lived through this once

Yeah yeah exactly They're fucking great And then Zan was knocking out artwork In the chat The Dog Bark 21 with Gracie and Mingus is so fucking good But then the gray out with the ray thumbnail is like... And so the halo with the crime.

Dude, it's so fucking good. Yeah, the Discord's been awesome. Thank you guys for subscribing and being a part of that. It's been such a funny... I was talking to Nick about it before we started recording and everything. It's such like a genuinely funny community because their punch-ups are good punch-ups where you go like... They're not echoing.

No, no. It is taking the joke and going like the next couple steps with it. And you're just like, it's not too far and it's not off track. It's so in the lane. It's fucking perfect. It's so, so funny. Like using every achievement hunter comment was so good. I loved it.

Someone was started talking about they're going to make a YouTube channel describing the downfall of 100% of me. And Paul F replied, this isn't it discord. And make it abundantly clear that even though you hate the podcast and think they are all literally Satan, you still watch all the content and obsess with the personal lives of anyone who has ever even had a passing relation with the channel. I was just like

Ow I hate that! See you tomorrow In Can't wait to watch more In a lot of comments about the women Being too loud Gracie being too loud

Does anyone feel like Michael and Gracie used to be better friends Well yeah you stopped lying to her She's so annoying I'm here to watch video games And she just talks and isn't good It's funny when Gavin does it though they also were talking

Not much new about this new achievement They also were talking about that They think that Gracie stole the things from Target Not you Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And someone said Gracie Flynn more like Michael Flynn Lock her up Who's that?

Who is that? Michael Vic, who's Michael Vick? Who's Michael Vick? Which one's they? Oh God, we had to explain Michael Victor And I just went I never ever ever heard anyone Say that name

and not understand No, who would it... Michael Vick, who's that? That's someone, right? Is he a full of there? Yeah. Yeah, that's someone all right. Is he a good guy?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a good guy. He's my O.C. I created Michael Vick. Oh, fuck, yeah. Dude, I love OCs. I'm all not that shit. I've never watched the show, but I watch like YouTube clips sometimes just because I'm reading the news or something.

I go down a rabbit hole, but that show The Masked Singer. Yeah. One year, I can't remember who it was, but I was not something of guessing and someone's like Michael Vick that was their final guess and they were like

Michael Vick maybe they didn't want to but they said it and they knew who Michael Vick was yeah yeah

that's awesome they give these stupid clues about like proving myself and redemption or something she's like maybe he's redeeming himself and like

was he dressed up like a dog being Michael Vick he wasn't he's dressed up like a dead dog no the Mingus no Mingus is a lot it was cinnamon

hooray cinnamon That's right And Gracie went to join There were a lot of comments of Gracie going to join cinnamon Yep Upstate Upstate New York

She knows what that is Ranger Yeah The Grey Ranger Granger She's certified It's all full circle Oh man

Hey you guys want to learn about A&W We've never done it before I guess Yeah I guess I'll be honest I'm kind of curious Never done it, never been Never been I can't wait to learn what A&W stands for

I can't wait to see how much he still lets me down with these things. These are facts. All right. Okay. Guys, as the New Year wraps up. The New Year is wrapping up? Yeah, I just want to say that it's incredible that we're all friends and that we can all live together in one place. And that he's...

I know what he's trying to do. And even more, and even more, I think it's great that we can all share meals together. Are you going to do it? It's a good life. Exactly. It's a good life. Baby, it's a good life. Hold on, hold on.

Hold on. I mean, it's not, you're right. Hold on, it's about to be, hold on to say, let me just close this window. What the? Okay. Oh, Jesus. That's so much better. Dude, this new year is his name. Nothing hits like home cooking.

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Is that what we're going to have? Tell him he can lick this when I'm done. Come on. Nick said you can lick his when he's done, I think. The plate. He says the plate, but I don't know. And if that's not enough, there's over 100 mouth-watering recipes each week

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He never arrived at the table. I'd like to be at the table. Yeah, we're working on it. We've been asking, but it hasn't been approved yet. Hey, we're fighting for you. But the powers that be won't let us let you sit at the table. Thank you. It's above our pay grid.

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They are legit and that's why I eat them all and I leave none for Eric. Me too. Yes, he does. Sometimes he actually says, I'm full. There's some left for Eric. I'm going to eat it anyway. Michael, give me that. When did we install a dog door and why is Eric crawling through it?

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Bow wow, wow. I didn't know that dog could talk. Me neither. It also looks like Eric. Also, maybe we just feed him the knife. I don't want that dog wielding that knife. He's not going to be holding it. And that's why in the new year, it's so great for us to all get together, his roommates and best friends together.

Well, Nick closed the window from here? From there? What didn't even just happen? Also, he came through the dog door. I don't even know. That's some Papa Burger power or something. Cheers to Eric, the poorest man in town. Cheers!

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Older than sliced bread? They're over 100 years old. Wow. So you can't even say that A&W is the coolest thing since sliced bread. No, it came before. But I mean, like, when were knives invented? That's a great question. Probably early names.

But that's not sliced bread. That's slicing bread. Yeah. You still had to slice your own bread. Yeah. Right. But then you can buy bread. But then what if you turned around and sold it?

Whoa. I'd say that's the best things that's right. I chopped this up. Mm-hmm. You know. That long to figure out we should cut bread and sell it. They still don't do it in some places. You go to Germany, it's a whole fucking loaf.

And you have to put it in a thing. Do you think they don't know? They have no idea. No, you have to like. Can you slice this? Fucking what? You put it in a machine in the grocery store. Yeah.

Nine! That slices it for you. And if you put it in the wrong way, it cuts the long. Yes, it's all fucked up. I love watching wrong bread cut. Pretty cool. By the way, we have an eater in Berlin right now. They went to the video game museum.

Oh, nice. Try the paint station. Yeah, the paint station. That's what it's called. They apparently. Dude, that was awesome. They were going to say, like, I'm pretty sure it's not that bad. I'm pretty sure they were all fake and I'm going to try it.

And then there was like, it's so bad now that you have to sign a waiver. and there's like other like precautions dude it fucks you up it's like zapping you and burning you and shit what is it it's like pong right my partner said I can't do it wow so to explain it

I think it was pong it was some kind of game I think it is pong yeah but it's like a table top where each person's holding on to something each person stands on another side and you're holding on to something and you're doing shit

but the power ups in the game like hurt you if like somebody else gets a thing and hits you with it, it like gets real hot, like burns your hand, it fucking zaps you. Like, it's like, it's got an electric shock. Like, and it's, it's just like, yeah, it's a bunch of like physical penalties. One v. one in someone in Pong. And it's like, it's, it's definitely not American. You know, like, ah, fuck. You're like, oh God. Yeah, we were, when we went to Germany, I think it was like 2015, uh, achievement hunter. We filmed the

old achievement hunter. Yeah. Just coming off the gilded age. Yeah. Oh, you just, oh, you just, oh, I saw Jeven Hunter. You just missed it. Yeah. Oh, you're just getting into it? Sellouts. You weren't even here when Bin Laden was here. He loved this shit.

Is that a fact? Not about A.W. Let's find out. The burger family, a set of mascots for the A&W brand, personified A&W's burger offerings in the 1960s and beyond. Papa Burger, Mama Burger, Teen Burger, and Baby Burger. We're not sure what each mascot represents, but we're going to head cannon insert Monkey Burger into this place.

and he's taking over. Monkey Burger has all the powers of Papa Burger, but he's bigger and stronger, and also he has a gun, and actually he has immortality because he is half demon and he likes murder. Stupid fucking hamburger family doesn't stand a chance. My family now.

There's those facts. Monkey Burger's taken over. Monkey burger is actually from falling out, and he's gone back and died. So he's cut like rad roaches. He's a centaur. Monkey Burger is scary And I think the hamburger family

I think the hamburger family should be worried About the power of monkey burger Dude can you tell this was established in 1990 Papa Burger mom Let's do like a mama bear Papa Bear That's a hate one of the kids Yeah, yeah Well we gotta do

We gotta do kids Is there like a kid burger? No no no Even better We'll get the teens Teen burger Cool teen burger This pickle's too salty This drinks too sour

This burger's jaw shit Burger family In 2020 No you skipped one I was trying to get through fast Don't forget about Dale Fuck A&W boasts that Dale Mulder

An A&W franchisee in Lansing Michigan created the bacon Cheeseburger in 1963 This cannot possibly be true But we have nothing to refute it But that won't stop us from sending Monkey Burger after him Because he actually has time travel powers

I knew it. So pretty much you can go anywhere and change freaking history. Check me. Stop flying! That doesn't it see. Mokey. He's gonna teleport there a year before and he's gonna invent it. And he's gonna invent it.

And he's gonna invent it. Hang on, the facts changing. In 1962, Mokey Burger created bacon cheeseburger. You can't write it down. They can change it. Why am I fading away? Yeah, for some, he does that and for some reason, Jordan fades away. away. Why am I

disappeared? Like, why did that affect him? What was the series of events? The bacon cheeseburger being invented one year earlier just sinecrates Jordan. Now, if you thought inventing cutting bread before you sell it

was revolutionary, in 1963 someone decided to put food on a burger. What? Yeah, this guy did it! Yeah, and nobody... He invented pigs, too! Nobody ever thought to do it.

It's fucking bullshit. 1860 when, like, the Academy of Science or whatever in England was like, we should close down. There's nothing else to invent. Yeah, that's it. I think we're done. I think we did it, guys. Yeah, yeah.

Science is 1860? Science is pretty much at the peak. What else is there? There's nothing. I also like that Burger Monkey is now the doctor. Oh, dude, yeah, he can kind of do anything, you know what I mean? Who's your companion? It's Monkey Burger, by the way.

Yeah. A burger monkey. Oh, monkey, monkey, Doom. That's important. Boone.

That's my companion. Because we were talking about Yeah, Companion, New Vegas, companion. I see. Yeah.

So he made up his own. Yeah, I see. He's also, half demon. He's the other half. He has a big freaking sword. On my mom's side.

Yeah, yeah, cool. Hell yeah. He's kind of, he's a shadow of a hedgehog type. He finds out that they're actually brothers. Half brother. Oh, shit.

Woody Harrelson? The dogs from his dad's side. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This all makes sense. Oh, let's keep learning about A&W. In 2020, the modern age, three plaintiffs sued A&W for using the label, quote, made with aged vanilla on their root beer and cream sodas. After three years of litigation, a judge sided with the plaintiffs and awarded $15 million

in damages as a class action payout. You can go to root beer and cream soda settlement.com to get you payout, but the time has passed. So you missed it, but if you team up with the monkey burger, he can take you back in time and also show you his leathery batwink. that he got from his father, Lucifer. Now, is he also the father of... No, no, no, no.

Dude, that's crazy. That's some bat boys. But that's crazy. Different father, same mother. That's Akita. See? See, this all makes sense. Also, that was a real website.

Shadow Monkey. Yeah. That was a real website where you could really get your class action settlement, but it was in 2023, so it's all... Just missed out. Also, I've never been there. Hit your ride on the monkey

Time Driver Old Express. all the board okay so now it's a kids show Magic School bus style where are we going in history today Burger Monkey we're going back in time to get some cash action lawsuit money

we're all going to get dollars we're inventing the bacon cheeseburger what we're going to go kill the guy who invented it so we can invent it first can't we just invent it before him no we have to kill him I need to save my blood loss

at the same time I can't keep Keep it inside. Oh, okay. I thought maybe we'd go to like... Yeah, I thought maybe we'd go to like Roman times and learn about like the Roman Empire. Yeah, he's gonna be roaming around

when I put a bullet in his fucking leg. See if he can get away from me. Be roaming around. Very well. Very well done. And finally, rock and roll Hall of Fame inductee Bob Seeger wrote portions of night moves at a Michigan A&W driving.

As in working on my... The song is about having sex in the back of a car. Be careful. Monkey Burger can also see in the dark and hover silently outside your window and he has a photographic memory for any toes he might see.

Ain't it funny how the night moves? I also like the... Looking for his night toes. He needs to hover. He can't just stand next to your car. Are you a little more obvious? Are you a monster truck? How can you tell?

He gets these fucking feet. He just looks taller. He's like, I'm fucking hovering. High, six foot. I'm going to start. I'm going to start asking that if it's a monster truck. If I see a tall guy but I can't see his feet, I'm just going to ask. Oh, sir, are you levitating right now?

Sorry, there was a wall. It was a low wall. I look at a wemby and I'm like, whoa. This guy's hovering. This guy's got to be hovering. No, I see his whole, I see everything. I saw a video where he was like walking in like the back part of like an arena like to back to the locker room and they have these like stanchions set up that are like for any regular

person like you know like yeah torso high like waist high like something you would either have to duck over or like really if you were like feeling brave step over he just like glides over he basically steps over he doesn't even break stride he's so tall is he seven three christ christ jesus fucking christ i got fucking bitch i think he's like seven three you call me a fucking short king he's like they have the root beer he's certainly not six seven There's a 6-7 brain rot and steal a brain rot. Oh, hell yeah. I heard about strawberry elephant.

That's all I really know. Yeah, yeah. That's like the rarest one. Can monkey burger go back in time and stop that from happening? Yeah, hopefully. Monkey burger actually makes it by accident. Uh-oh. Yeah.

Monkey burger is a fucking brain rot for sure. Throw Gracie in there while you're at it. Just Gracie. Doesn't need to be anything else. Just Gracie. And this is Gracie. And she looks normal, but just know she's fucking brain rot. And you go, and you take her and you put it in your house

and you go, don't steal my gracey. You have to lock the house because everyone just steals brain rots. That's the point of the game. Although my kids seem to forget that because they always get upset when someone steals a brain rot. And I go, it's the literal name of the goddamn game.

Yep. It's a Roblox thing, right? Yeah. Okay. I keep hearing about it. I've just seen a lot of TikToks of people going, lying to my little... Fulfillini, duplini.

Lying to my little brother that I got the rarest like brain rot, whatever. And then it's people going like, oh, yeah. I don't know. I went into like this guy's thing and I got like an elephant with strawberries all over and the kid is like sitting there

and he goes, you go, what? Are you trolling? Are you trolling? Yeah, griefing. They tell each other a lot. Anything that happens in a video game now is griefing. Don't grieve me. Really? With my kids, yeah. You grieved, Iris grieved me!

She didn't grieve you, I watched it. Other times? Absolutely griefing you. Absolutely. Not to get technical. Bring monsters to her while she's working on a machine and she'll literally go, he-ha-ha-ha. it's like, you're grief at me!

You're grief at me! I want to heal you now! Now I want to heal you! I remember griefing is a term when people would get in like vent servers and like use soundboards and shit. Oh yeah. And like make people mad. That's just fucking annoying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't, that was the only time that I remember the term griefing.

Flaymore's is another like bygone term. Yeah. Yeah. I think now that's rage baiting. What I like to say, uh, my rage bait is that all I know about Stealup Rain Rod is like the most common one is new being. Pizzanini. It's a guy with a pizza on his head. And I always, every time.

That sounds fun to say. Every time I see it. I'll be like, New Beanie Pizanini, that's the rarest one. That's the rarest one. And then that makes your kids nuts. They'll just be like, no, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. That's the first one. That's not rare. Dude, New vizanee is the rarest one there is. It's like opening mini brains. You need your sheets. So annoying. That's awesome. I just, I need 5% knowledge about the game. And I'm like, this is enough. Just enough to, just enough to piss you off. Exactly. Exactly. Turn the screws just a little.

bit. Are you grieving? Are you griefing? Rage baiting. Yeah. Griefing's in game. Are you flaming them? Yes. Absolutely. Yeah, pretty much you're getting flamed. You got poned. Oh yeah. They were watching something. For the win. Lead Haxler. They were watching something yesterday, this like narrative. It was just crazy. Yeah, you were explaining it to us. It was like a lifetime movie, right? Like a Hallmark show. It was a 30 minute scripted like drama thing about a kid who wanted to be a steal BrainRot YouTube influencer and they had real like I guess YouTube brain rot influencers

in it because my kids knew them people like millions of subscribers Oh my god, it's Jay Swizzle! Yes, and this horribly acted thing it's like 30 minutes long has like 2 million views but they're watching it and like everyone's overacting

because they can't act Right. Like literally I always said to me there's like a coach that's mad because this kid keeps having to cancel or like he missed his practice because his family needs them and he's got to pick them up

but there's a car died or whatever and he's just like you gotta get back here! and Hiras is like, why are his eyes always like this? And I'm like, because he's overacting. Because he doesn't know the fuck he's doing. He's mad.

He's pretending to be mad right now. And then you go, watch me and laser team. Exactly. This is good. This is an acting. This is lying. There's a difference.

Why is he doing this? Because he moved to L.A. with a dream and never learned how to fulfill it. So now here we are. Yeah, I don't know if they were in L.A. Ooh. Worse. But anyway, there's this like bitch in the show.

There's like this bitch. And Looner just goes, is she a Karen? And then they start talking about Karen. And then Luna looks at Lindsay and goes, Mom, do you know what a Karen is? Do you know what a Karen is? And, oh, literally.

And she goes, yes, I do. And she goes, then tell me. Tell me. And I go, yeah, fucking prove it. Prove it, Karen. Is this like talking to Gracie? Yes, prove it. No.

No, because Luna knew what she was talking about. Oh, okay. Got it, got it, got it, got it. Not fully like that. Got it, got it. Now I understand. Lindsay answered it and she didn't go, what? Yeah.

Who are you? Well, those are the facts. You guys learn a lot? I still don't know what A&W stands on. I learned a lot about burger monkey monkey burger. I thought you liked monkey burger. I love it. I know it's just,

it has to make sense with Papa Burger. Yeah, Papa Burger Monkey Burger. I'm a big, I'm a big, like. Mama Burger Monkey Burger. Yeah, I'm a big. I'm a big O.C. guy, you know what I mean? You want to have like your racial character out there. California, we come right back when we started from.

Jason, don't call it. Don't call it. Don't call that. She loves it. She loves it. She's somewhere right now. She's on a plane laughing. Some reason.

No, she's driving. The ya, yeah, yeah. She was in to Patrick. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You do ya, yeah. You're allowed to make

Monkey Burger fan art if you want. But just know that it's not your OC. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's with our permission. Yeah, yeah. And you do have to. You are allowed to make your own OC. Uh-huh.

to go along with Monkey Burger. Yeah. Monkey Burger and friends. Right. But if you do draw a monkey burger, you do need to display some of his demonic power. Yeah, yeah, his leathery bat wings.

Right. It's not all of them, but something. He can't just be a regular monkey bird. Yeah. If he's levitating. Yeah, remember he is half demon. Son of Lucifer. And he has a gun and he is strong.

He has all the powers of Papa Burger, but he's bigger and stronger. Did you mention anywhere he had a gun? Or you just said that. No, he has a gun. No, he has a gun. Okay. I really just tried to get from him.

He's got the bat wings. Yeah, he's bigger and stronger. Also, he has a gun, and actually he has immortality. That's right. Because he's half demon, and he likes murder. Hey, you can't. Lunet drew something from Dandy's world, like one of the characters. And sometimes she draws it and then she'll cut them out like with scissors and then just have like these little set pieces.

And I'm like, what is this thing? What is this? And she goes, this is this guy and this is a gun and a knife. And I go, what's he doing with those? And she's like, I don't know. Probably shoot someone. I haven't decided yet No, he decides

I can't stop him Why are you putting the gun in his hand? I'm not He's telling me all the time It'll be like Luna You gotta get Jamie's on or whatever and she'll go Awesome

Truly your child 100% I go whoa put it down in Drop it 100% your kid That's phenomenal That's so funny She'll end too

She'll go She's lining up for the shot I'm not putting on my jammies Put on your jammies That's right So that's that's monkey burger And I like him a lot I feel pretty strong

Are you monkey burger? No no no no he's not a self It makes it sound like He's not a fireman situation He's simply my OCE He's not a self-insurer He's my friend Yeah

Whatever air In the same place at the same time He likes all my ideas You need to talk to him Talk to me I'll talk to him No gray in his hair regular normal color hair it's incredible

lush young and vibrant flowing flow awesome incredible I mean the great regular color hair it boy boy it does you don't have a flow problem don't stop flowing

just kind of like she's like a little bit of a tint problem maybe if we reach a Patreon tier I'll look so much older than this yeah oh yeah yeah it's because of this

It ain't going backwards That's it, buddy It might go up It might It's not really bad Dude don't ever be bald Yeah Seriously

Boy can't be gray for bald You look stupid as shit Big fucking shiny head Get like surgery immediately Get surgery Yeah whatever like hair transit That's a good idea Don't even think about not doing it happens

I'm gonna get hair But I'm gonna have it go down to like here Yeah Because that way if it starts It starts receding It'll start there Exactly. But at the same time, I'm gonna get big fucking teeth. I'm just gonna get all my teeth done, but all my teeth done just a little too big.

Hey guys, just got back from my shambles. So it just sort of like changes like my whole face shape. Yeah. I'm gonna get like jaw. Have you guys seen like the mission hair trip? Have you guys see like the looks maxing guys that put like jaw inserts in? Yes. I'm gonna get some of those. It'll make yourself taller while you're at it.

Get that too. Yeah, break your legs. Or hover. Ooh. Now, it's in reverse. Sometimes you'll hover and people will just think you're tall. You should get taller than Wambi. Oh, you think so?

Yeah. Okay. Sounds painful. Get like super duper long. I bet you can do it. Now, granted, your legs won't work when they're done, but you'll be tall. You just can't stand.

If people can help me up, I'll be seven, five. Yeah. Do you think they can add like another set of knees? Yeah. Oh, and it goes backwards dog style? A lot of knees. fold up. Yeah. So you can fold up. Yeah, like a flamingo. Yeah. Whoa. That's graceful. I thought you say that's Gracie. Uh, that's, we got to do this with my long, long legs, but don't change. Hey, that's, that's my O.C.

The guy named Eric. He's got big teeth. Long, long, long, long legs. He doesn't have long legs. He got long legs. That's part of the O.C. His arms are normal legs. Normal leg. Similar to how like the monkey always is the guy wearing the Yeah, Eric had, he's gotten long legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's like, he's like, he got longer. He's like decou and someone gave him long legs. He was born without a quirk, so he had to enhance himself. It was totally different.

This is Eric with a K. Yeah, this is different. Is it K or CK? Oh. And then. And a Q in there. Whoa. Wow.

And he's friends with Monkey Burger? No, actually, arch nemesis. They hate each other. But Eric with a C.K. Welcome to the dick graveyard. Yours is over there. He's also immortal.

So he can't plant them in the ground. See how I grow a tree. They don't grow, fool! He's immortal also, so he keeps coming back. Chops off his dick and he dies, but he keeps coming back. Keep getting dig chopped off and planted by the monkey burger. Big fucking dick graveyard. Welcome to my garden.

Oh, is that a penis berry tree? Oh my god, why does this garden fucking stink? I go back to Long John Silver A&W combo. That place was, it had a weird smell. Hey, can I have some of those cheese gardens? I don't think you can. I don't think they're already. They're in his garden.

Right before we started, all the food that was left because we threw it all away. One box of cheese curds was eaten. And there was a couple left in the other one. I walked right in. I put it right at Nick's desk. And he just went, no, I'll eat them. I have no self-control. No, I'll be bad.

Half an hour later. Oh, they've probably gone to minx. There was only like six left. That's why I knew it was his shoe in. Even Nick would look at it. If it were more full, he might have been able to restrain himself. But he was like, fuck it, I ate one. Fuck it.

There's only five left. Incredible. Incredible. I brought him the ranch, too. Oh, man. Hey, hey, you know what? I knew you'd like the option, though. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah. We just got to get you filled with that asshole sauce. From Jew boy. The restaurant. The restaurant. The sauce. The restaurant. Wake up.

Asshole sauce. I was chuckling all weekend about that. Jordan, you want to teach you about the food? Yeah, let's see what we got here. This is the A&W. Bacon and Swiss double burger with garlic aoli. Here for a limited time only. Two juicy, all beef patties.

topped with melty Swiss cheese, thick cut bacon, grilled onions, and a creamy garlic aoli on a lightly toasted bun. It was lightly not toasted. No one ever toasted.

Every fucking time they say lightly toasted. It's not goddamn toast. They described, they're warm. None of it. They're warm. Toast to me

when you toast it, there's like crisp. Yeah. There were two patties. They were not juicy. They were so fucking dry. They were so dry. They were dry, dry, dry.

Dude, right as he read that, I was looking at the piece of paper. He went, juicy, I went like this. And you went, nope. The only thing that made it wet was all of the, like, aoli. I think it was just all cheese. It was a lot of fucking cheese. And the cheese.

Fuck. I couldn't really find the aola. No, and then. There was cheese everywhere. I don't know if bacon was there. I don't feel like it was. I didn't even remember. There were some onions in the middle.

That burger was fucked. That burger was fucked. Okay. Well, how about the dill pickle ranch cheese curd? Okay. Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds, all capitalized, tossed with the tangy flavors of dill pickle and ranch. I didn't get ranch either. Nope.

I hardly got dill pickle. It was one percent. It was cheese curd. It was cheese curd and fucking salt. Apparently, that box had more flavor. It had more dill flavor. This is the one I ate out of. And it just tastes like regular cheese curds, which is why I ate all of them.

I never got those dill fries for McDonald's. They just fucking never got more. Dude, they never got more. Yeah. Well, what I saw, and I still don't trust it enough, because it used to be like the meal, they only offer the fries now. If you go through the app.

And I'm like, okay, so you're telling me, like, first of all, there was nothing else to it anyway. Well, it was the socks. Yeah. It was the, you know, custom packaging and then the socks. You're telling me right up, you don't have that so much you took it off the app. They're like, they still have the branding for the whole meal.

And when you click it, it's just like, want these french fries? And I'm just like, I have no confidence you're going to have these. I'm not going there just for the French fries. You don't have anything else. You're not going to have the McDonald's we go to. Right, you're not going to have to Grinch salt packets, you fuck. That was the same thing with Burger King.

You couldn't order the SpongeBob meal through the app because they, it couldn't order him at Target either. Similarly, we stole the Burger King. Similarly, they were like, they ran out of a bunch of them. But people were saying you could just get them in person. So we went in person. But like, I don't trust that the Grink meal is going to be at McDonald's. No, it went fast.

Also, by the time this comes out, Greek season's over. Yeah, green season's done, baby. Yeah, his heart's already grown. Yeah, and his dog is hanging out. I feel like this year maybe he's just like, I'm not doing that. Yeah, I'll leave my heart small and black. Small, small and evil.

Small and black. It seems like a pretty good way to start 2026. Tiny black heart. And he's gonna fight Monkey Burger? Well, he might. That's up to monkey burger. Okay. He'll die.

Be careful. He'll die! I must find a way to stop the Monkey Burger. Max the Bucky Burger's here I hate him I love you Oh man

You ever seen that video where he just does the Grinch face Yeah he's totally normal and then he like contourses it Oh dude There's like old as fuck crazy It's like stand up of him doing faces Yeah, right? It's like 20 or I don't know He looks exactly like he does a face and it looks exactly like Clint Eastwood and you go Yeah

Yeah he turns around and But he'll turn around to, like, get into it, not reveal the face. And then you'll see, like, literally, like, like parts of it. Yes, yeah, it's crazy. He's like, now this part, now this part. It's not all at once. It's like, he has to, like, work into it. It's crazy.

It's really nice. Facial, like the control he has of his facial muscles. That's why he had such a run in the 90s, man. Like, he was movie, movie, movie, movie. Gangers. But, like, it was also matched with someone who's very funny. Yes. Like, he could have been the guy that does the face, but he sucks.

Yes. Right. It's like a lot more of those guys they have of Jim Carrey. Right. You know what I mean? Doing that and being Jim Carrey is what really.

Yeah. Absolutely. You know, and then it all led to Sonic. Rolls. Rolls in a lifetime. Burger or the hedgehog? Oh. Over and over again.

They have rolls at Sonic Burger? Yeah. I think so. Idiot. They don't. They don't have single burgers. I got a fan edit. No, they're single burgers.

It's not of that kind. I got a fan edit on TikTok of the two hot guys at Sonic burger. I saw that. It's pretty good. My friend Casey said. to me, I was like, yeah, fuck yeah, two hot guys. We're not the only ones missing them.

People love the two hot guys from Sonic Burger. Jordan, he just do that press material. Oh, yeah. This shit again. Quote. Uh-huh. Go ahead. Generations of Canadians.

Share fond memories of growing up with our beloved great A&W root bear, says Susan Cynical. The CEO of A&W Canada. Celebrating his 50th golden birthday is a major milestone, and we are so excited to share this occasion with Canadians coast to coast. We look forward to building many more years of fun-filled memories with Rudy. Taken from a Canadian A&W press release regarding their mascot's birthday.

The mascot is called Root Bear. Root Bear. And that's only in Canada. Uh-huh. I mean, they had him on, I think, the fries bag in our food. Okay, so that's not Papa Bear, Mama Bear. No, no, because No, because that was Papa Burger.

So, but you're doing a Mama Papa burger like Mama Papa Bear, but then you also went with a bear. We got to align in the A&Ws because the- Well, I mean, I feel like The NW Canada is probably just doing its own thing. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but it's throwing me off.

But he's still kind of here and I didn't really see any evidence of Papa Burger or whatever at the... That's true. Right. Who's Papa? Who is the daddy? Well, who's the daddy of A&W? I think the daddy might be Monkey Burger. I'm going back to fix it.

Okay. So he's not going to become Papa Burger. Sure. He's going to go take out Papa Burger. It's going to be like back to the future, but he's not trying to not fuck his mom. Right. He's going to take out a Papa Burger and then fuck his wife. Yeah.

I'm going to get between those buns real good. Look at Papa Burger. Well, yeah. And again, Monkey Burger bigger and stronger has all the powers of him. Not much to like. Papa Burger looks like shit. Yeah, Papa Burger. Well, check out, Monster.

Also, I thought Papa Burger would be a burger. So, no. It's a man holding... Yeah. Why the fuck are they all called Burger if they're people? They're the burger family. That's so stupid. I'm so mad now.

Wait a minute. I thought he was a cheese burger. Look at this picture. I think maybe Nick's in trouble. This guy's actually really big. Well, Papa Burger's... That's a regular-sized man right there. But Monkey Burger's bigger, stronger and has a gun.

That's right. Don't forget about that. Yeah, yeah. He has all the powers of Papa Burger. I can grow. He's like... You can grow. As well, let's show you.

Mama Burger ask him. Here they all are. He's like if Ultron got the infinity gal Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he turns into like Super Ultron or whatever. Yeah, I've been playing Marvel rival, so this makes sense to me. Dude, the gang's all here. There's some lore about that.

That's mama. T for teen. So take that picture. So Zan, go ahead and take that picture. She's also the monkey mask on him. Baby burger? Is baby burger the girl? She's not even a fucking baby.

She's not a baby. And also she's wearing like a pep of pig outfit. This is Girl Burger. Right, that's small child burger This is, that's not a baby at all. That's like people without kids who say baby About like a five-year-old Is that your baby?

No, how many months are you? It's like 612 6,100 months Whoa, 6,100, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well again, monkey burgers Oh, yeah, monkey, well monkey burger is immortal I know, I know, I know, 612 months, 51. There you go, so Jeff. Great.

Oh, dude. Yeah. I'm 4.20 months. Yeah! What up? Fucking sick. Well, we have our review of A&W and unfortunately

of the half of the Long John Silver but we didn't really eat the Long John Silver but we need to hear from you. We smell it though. In a segment we call U review. You review. We should do a Ureview but now make her sound like a ghost.

It's pretty good. You review. And then a fucking bit, like a church bell. Boom. Wake up, dead man. That was a good movie. I like it. I thought Josh O'Connor,

if Joshua Connor wasn't in that, it would not be half as good. That guy, you don't... He's my new favorite actor. Me too. I feel in the same way. I don't know if I recognize him from anywhere. He was in Challengers.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, he was fucking vile in that movie. That movie sucked. Yeah. That movie was just like, why did I watch this? Did he suck in it?

The person he played sucking ass. But that means his character. That tells me he has. That's such a good actor. I fucking hated that guy. And I was like, this guy's ugly and slimy and gross and sweaty and like... And then he played Prince Charles in the crowd. Zendaya has spit in his face and then they made out and fucked anyway. And I was like, ugh. And I never once thought about him like that in this movie.

Good actor. Yeah, he's great. Have you seen Emma from 2020? I did. He's the priest in that also. And he's great. My wife can watch that. So, yeah, exactly.

Time chats. It was really good. Yeah, he's the priest in that. He's also, he's great. He's also... And so different in this. He's British and... Had no idea.

And puts on a really good New York accent. Yeah, he had a great American accent for this. Wake Up Dead Man, really fun. It's on Netflix now, so you just watch it. But it's... I saw it in theater like a true patron. Me too. Yeah, I didn't.

I was gonna. I was gonna. I couldn't that day. And I was like, I would rather watch it. Oh, fuck, it's out. Fuck this. Once the option became available, my laziness prevailed. Absolutely. I was doing that.

And I don't think there's anything wrong. I was like, I was really trying to see it before that because I knew I couldn't resist. And I was like, fuck this. I had an opposite reaction. I don't get spoiled either. That's true. I was going to watch Jay Kelly.

Oh, yeah. The Noah Bomback movie. Uh-huh. And I knew that was eventually coming to streaming. I was like, oh, people are talking about it. It must be showing in theaters. Couldn't find it anywhere. It was already on Netflix.

Oh, shit. And I was like, I still haven't watched it. Wow. I would have gone to the theater to see it. You don't even need like Ben La Blanc in this new one. Like, it is so Josh O'Connor's movie. It's fucking crazy. Yeah, I do like his haircut, though.

Yeah. I like Daniel Craig. Daniel Craig with the long hair is cool. All this style in this one was great. It was very styling. I like the tweet that said, Milakunis somehow sucked the air out of every room that she's in in the tiniest role she's ever had.

And I just went, yeah, she was not good at all. She's terrible. She's in the movie. Yep. Jordan, lead us off. She's the character that doesn't need to exist. Exactly. Like, feel the same way.

Like, I didn't really fault Milakunis for that. She was just kind of following Ben-Blonk around. That character was absolutely pointless. Yeah. Just going like, come on. Especially solve it already. In a regular movie, it would have been fine, but in a movie where like the whole thing is every character's like big and they have their backstory and like their quirk and like why are they there and what's it and she's just like I'm cop yep yeah and that's all you get I'm cop I'm nearby cop yep yep I'm cop help me cop don't stop me cop yep okay okay so diving into your review here uh huh uh because that was our review of wake up dead man yeah that's right this is from DR okay DR says the building you got a sneak peek of this at the beginning yeah the wallpaper is falling off walls only one

One of four doors was open. It stink like sewer. These are all just thoughts. Outside looks like it needs rehab. What? The employees were very nice. Oh, the food was quick, probably right out of microwave. The cheese on the hot dog was nasty like cheap concession stand nacho cheese.

And no shit. The waffle fries were cold on inside. Why use many words when you were true? I only ordered food for child. I was keeping, who insisted on that place. Keep going. Her mom said they only went once. If I'd seen reviews, I would not have stopped.

Almost $7. And we picked the hot dog out of bun and wiped it off. And she ate with four. This review starts with the building. That's it. Exclamation point. What? I only ordered food for a child.

I was keeping. So you're not giving it back. Yeah, I decided. Yeah. Mom's mistake should not have given me. This is like the shortest you review we've ever gone. I was going to say. And they're very good.

She ate with fork. Almost $7 and we picked the hot dog out of bun. And wiped. She ate with pork. But, but everything's spelled right and there's punctuation. Yes. Yeah. So it's just like it's an active choice.

He says just leave out the word. He's just dropping articles. It's very well written. Yeah. That's the craziest part. You'd think there'd be like typos and spelling errors everywhere, but there's not. It stink like sewer. It stink like sewer.

It did stink like sewer. It had such a weird smell. It sunk like Long John Silver. It stink like. It wasn't a firehouse stink. It stink like a wharf. Oh, man. Jesus Christ.

All right. Well, that's D.R. Who's the next one? Kelly W. Felt like 30 minutes to an hour just to get my food at Dr. through yesterday. One working while the other two knit sure what they were doing. I fect

dog. I'm sorry, hang on. What they were done. While the other two knit sure what they were dong I fect invascible to them. I was about to leave McDonald's Donalds. Donalds. Donalds. Donalds.

I was about to leave McDonalads. Woiked had been faster. I am knit going back there there T-H-E-I-R This one is exactly like how you would have thought

the last one was spelled There is Yep Not a correctly spelled word To be found I gotta go to McDonald's I gotta bang out this review Real quick on my phone

And I'm not gonna use Smeltjure what they were Dong effect Invasible Invincible Mvazable Mvigd McDonald's

McDonald's. McDonnellis is crazy. What is Wake then? McDonnellid's wake had been faster. What does that mean? Uh, it's so good. It's so good.

Dude, I hate when it doesn't wake. When you find a new review and it's that, this last one's really fun. You want to just jump right on it? Yeah, you should. Yeah, okay. Christopher Jay says,

my battle buddy capitalized, and I came here in uniform after the duty day. He gets a military discipline. but I didn't. We both ordered bacon cheeseburgers. Both came with no bacon. Manager tried to bring us bacon in a plate to fix it. One star? He tried. He tried, but we wouldn't let him. We had no bacon. Here's your bacon. Too late. Excuse me, me and my battle buddy will not be enjoying this plate of bacon. He got the military discount, but I didn't. They're both in uniform. He was pretending. Did you ask? You could tell. Right? Like, go, hey, I didn't get a discount. I worked there too. Do people in the military

refer to their friends as battle buddies? Oh, Nick would know he served. I didn't have an answer. The monkey, well, the monkey served, the monkey served during like the Spanish-American war. I only served, he's been, like, no, he served in every war.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's sort of like a first time. And also, he like instigated a bunch of them. Yeah, he's exactly, like Wolverine, and it helps his, like, bloodlust. Nick, did your dad have a battle buddy? No. Oh. Was he in the Navy?

Was it a different kind of buddy? Oh, okay. I'm just trying. In air, buddy? Was it a dog? Cool. A really small dog who can dunk a basketball? No, a medium-sized dog who can fly a jet.

What are you talking about? It was in the Air Force. There's nothing in the... Come on, everybody! There's nothing in the Constitution that says a dog can't fly a jet. AB! They're at my 6. We're going around for a second strike, everybody! She's just...

Take control of the cockpit! The plane just goes... A.B.'s chasing his own tail again. Shit! There's a huge explosion and it's quiet. Everyone thinks AB gets blown out of the sky. And then, poof, he blasts through. There's like a sonic boom. And so we're just talking about AV?

It's just crypto now. Clears the smoke. And he goes, oh, talk about a dog fight. Nice. That's cool. The president. Air buddy is now my OC.

The president goes to put a metal on him and he lifts his leg and he pisses on him. And he's like, oh shit. Which president? Yeah, exactly. Because he's in the movie. I think he'd meddle himself. That's why. Trump dog syndrome?

Trump. He's got T.D.S. Trump dog syndrome. This dog was a dog. Hair, buddy. Oh, that's cool. I want to see Art of math. Can you see a dog flying a jet, please?

I'm thinking. like a golden retriever. Yeah. Yeah, got to be a golden retriever. Yeah. Gotta be, uh, he's American. It's a gack. Yeah.

He's, uh, he's down in San Diego. He's part of the top gun. I want to see. He's spiking. The boss. So, to me, it's a movie poster. It's him in the cockpit flying, but then also like sort of like the faded like silhouette.

The silhouette and he's in like the uniform. But then at the bottom, it's him playing volleyball on the beach with Tom Cruise. Yeah. But it's, but that's like just in like black silhouette. when he's diving like that he's don's hanging out too. Because it's a male dog. And they have to wipe the seat of the jet when he gets out

because his penis just sits on it. Red Rocket away. Splash landing for the Red Rocket. We make good stuff. This is great. No. This is great. A lot of good O.C. We get handed. Yeah. It's A&W and Long John Silver.

And this is what we come up with. We give you. We give you all the air buddy. That's awesome. This is great. And Monkey Burger? We're still trucking. We got finally got rid of that dead weight. We're free!

The Golden Age is back. Oh, wow. Monkey Burger's got a wingman. Whoa. So many new characters from this one episode alone. This is a lore-heavy episode. Absolutely. Don't miss this one.

If you have a fellow eater, make sure they can't miss this episode. If you're driving to Grandma's house and it's a long drive on Christmas Day, save this one, If you're an eater and you miss this episode, you're gonna be real confused in 2026. Yeah, when you see our virtual line on. They're only gonna be talking about everybody.

Let your friend know who's sad that Gracie left and they kind of fell off this podcast. Hey, they're back heavy. Hey, I just got him that fucking air, that pilots out of it too. Hell yeah. Oh my God.

The right stuff. Yeah. Well, that was your review of A&W, but we have our review of A&W. Bacon, Swiss Double Burger and the Dill Ranch cheese curds. Jordan will start with you. Very bad. Probably some of the worst food we've had on the show so far. Don't act. Surprise, Nick.

Oh. He ate more of it. You, uh, I'll definitely say you eat with your eyes first and this is very poor looking food. Yeah. From like, those fries look fucked up. They got waffle fries? They were touting. They were like, guys, we got waffle fries now. And you look at them and you just go, these, these are gray. These are fucked. They were gray. They were gray. They were gray. I didn't even think about it. We were, me and Michael were just sitting there eating fucking gray french fries going, these are not good

and we just kept eating up. Yep, we were just eating gray and everything else was like turning gray around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were watching, we were watching Ghost Rider, it was like the guy from Ghost Rider 2,

you know, I was about to Idris Elbow myself into Eric and just turning the dust. I went, he was in this? Yeah, crazy. Crazy. Oh, man. I walked in and I was like,

interest album was in Ghost Rider 2? You went, I don't know they had a Ghost Rider 2. No, I put it on, and Nick went, oh, the second one. The saving grace. for me is the fact that these did not taste like dill yeah and they were just pretty good cheese curds so that's gonna save it a little bit oh okay but not much excited to see what number it's gonna get 17 wow no my i'm with jordan it was dude the burger was just so bad it's the first

time we've ever been here too bite of a yeah that burger i had almost the exact same reaction as you on intentionally but like because i watched you eat and you literally went like and that's what i got mad i bit it and i think i am the eric was out and like come on yeah Like, I was just so, like, really, dude? This is your fucking burger? Come on. Like, who gives a fuck about the double switch? Yeah.

The base burger is terrible. You can't make a cheeseburger. You can't make a cheeseburger. I don't give a fuck what kind of special cheeseburger you have. You're fucked. You're fucked out the gate. Yeah. I don't care what you put on this thing.

It's so bad. It sucked. As. Because you get the flavor of everything else first, and then the burger comes in, and it's so bad. It's just not good. Yeah. Like, I would say it's worse than Burger King. I would probably

It's damn near equivalent Like certainly isn't better It's like that I don't think it was as dry As the burger we had That was crazy Last time The crusty crab burger or whatever

We had no fucking cheese That was nuts That was nuts I'll say I'd long to go back to Shell City You know what I'll say It was worse than Burger King Because even without cheese

I think that burger That burger is probably as good If not better But it had no cheese on it This thing was nothing but cheese The worst kind of cheese Swiss I agree I can eat

it melted. I can't eat it not. It's just too like but yeah it was a piece of shit I'm with Jordan. I usually read a little higher than him not today. 14. 14 It sucked. I had more of the curds. Well yeah 15.5 sucked ass. 15.5 for A and W. I can't believe there's a new

restaurant. Don't come wrong. I didn't think like it'll be great I just thought like oh maybe it'll be a 50 yeah. A 50 is great for us. It's a place you've never done before maybe it'll be something. Maybe it won't be the worst shit ever but as we all knew it's connected to a long John Silver. That's not a good sign. Yeah. Not a good sign. Yep, not a good sign.

They didn't even have the fresh brewed root beer. I had their fucked up lemonade too. Yeah, Jordan was chewing on it. Fighting with it. Well, that's our review of A&W. I don't know that Monkey Burger is going to be able to stop his bloodlust against the burger family because that was a terrible meal. That was awful.

No, it sucked. They deserve everything coming to them. And it smelled terrible in there. And it took a really long time. It did. It took a while. We were talking in there for too long. We had had had had things to talk about.

Absolutely. And yet here we are. With AirBuddy. Thank God. Yep. Thank God we can turn anything into something. There you go. They just can't turn this into food.

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