100% Eat - Too Much Spicy SOUCE %% Popeye's Chicken Dippers

Episode Date: August 19, 2025

Our Heroes, specifically Jordan, is mind controlling you somehow but you know what's out of control? The good vibes at Popeye's. Customers dancin, we're hangin out, we're not getting soda, someone's making coffee on a dining table, there's almost 30 accidents in the parking lot. Anything can happen, especially with food this good. Are the chicken dippers worth your time or are you getting chicken duped?! Switchforks return in mere WEEKS so grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to 100% Eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it, you probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan, how the heck are you? I'm feeling good because Nick's already holding up the clock to let us know that he's doing all kinds of things. He did it. He did it right this week. He mumbled something as I was talking. Bring me one. He wants a red bull. There's only one. Oh, if you get a drink, I mean, you know. Bring you. Oh, bring you a one of the thing I don't know.

I can have the one I opened and put back in the bridge. A lot of drink discourse going on. So what is the drink discourse? Oh, hang on. Eric, how are you? Hi, I'm doing well. Eric's here.

Come on, guys. This is our best friend Eric, and this is his time. This is the makeup for last week's episode. He's his best friend Eric, Jordan always rides up front. He's sitting in the car with him, even though he's short. It doesn't bother him one bit that he says really mean. He will be there for. Eric, even though he's a jerk.

Wait, come on. That's the Jordan Best Friend song. Didn't even rhyme. That's the second verse. No. It doesn't have to. It actually can't. So you guys had a signing that it was just you too.

You're here talking to the fan, signing stuff for Streamily or whatever. And then we've been hearing about this drink discourse. You need to be drinking. Jordan made me drink. Yeah, what's going on? Jordan Changi said no. He doesn't make him do anything. He's his own person with his own free will.

Yeah, but like, who can say no to Jordan? Yeah. You're so careful. see that's me you have no idea what you just did in the audience they're all they all like ever pulled over someone was like there was like a domestic going on someone's like don't do it they look over and you went like this sorry it just makes them Jordan's orders it makes them give in to the vice they're like yeah yeah so he admitted it we knew it we knew it the whole time I just didn't know that was the power I had is that what the drink discourse was I mean

There was really no drink discourse. Well, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, Michael needed something to, to talk about. Oh. Oh, I didn't need something. It's just what was there. Michael invented something. It was just been like, hey, that's a shoe. I'm going to talk about that shoe.

This was, I'm holding a drink. Jordan, no. I just merely pointed out that there was a drink in the fridge. Yeah. And got no, like, response when I did. And then 10 minutes later, I'm up here and he's called inception. Michael's down and downstairs and he opens the fridge

he goes fine twist my arm I did it was like 10 minutes That's the drink discourse Well no Well then he came upstairs And then he was just like

No no no no no no It started truly When Jordan went and got a soda That's true And then I went You told me we were drinking Because I pointed out there was A beer he assumed I was also going to drink

Yeah it's like having like a little kid And just pointing out a red button Yeah, we're in the bullshit. I just went in it out and said how shiny it was. No! No! No! Let's see what I can get away with.

You're hitting a doctor robot tomato is going crazy right now. He's riding roller coasters. He's going nuts. That was too far what he said about. In the last 30 seconds of that episode, just getting beat down. I'll be honest. Jordan was reading. I don't want to ruin the vibe of the show.

I was getting upset. Yeah, we know. Yeah. He probably put him up to it. Nick was the one waving. He's the one who gave him the name. He was hovering over the submit button and Nick met. Dr. Robots, Tomato's name came from Nick reading Dr. Robert Tomato wrong.

You're welcome, Robert. You're welcome. He paid me extra. It's ridiculous. He gets a cut. Ridiculous. How did that streamway signing go? It's fun?

Easy. Yeah. It was chill. I got to sit there across from Jordan, which was a nice change. How was that? It was good. I actually got to look at them all this talking. It's true. Poor Michael's got to do the most work.

Well, I try. To look. I don't want to make it seem like I'm disinterested, but I got to look everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just originally, Nick is the one right in front of you. Yeah, I know. That's why I usually look at the TV,

because I can see both of you at the same time. Exactly. That's maybe the movie. And it's a big TV. It was basically just like a Michael and a Jordan podcast. Yeah. Which was pretty fun. Let's cool.

I did a hair. I did a lot of reminiscing. We did old school reminiscing that I, okay. So just like time out for a second. Yeah. Where I did wait in and hammer you more about how it was your fault that we can't old school reminisce because it's like it becomes different

reminisce. It goes this reminisce. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. This is just me and Jordan time. Which is what the show would have been until you barged your way in. I think I was saying that. Right, right. Yeah. No, yeah, yeah. You did. You did mention that. Uh-huh. Who's this guy? Go back and listen to those. When did he start working here? Go back and listen

those old old episodes. Oh, yeah. You don't have to. Yeah. No, you really don't have to. No, yeah, a totally different show. Very different name. Somebody changed the name. He came from. Yeah. On the stream.

Right. Like, not just the name change, but like. Like, what, the impetus of that. Was it from Popeyes? No, it wasn't Popeyes. I believe it was Apple. It was, Applebee's or Friday. It was, because it was really early.

I think it was Applebee's and it was the boneless wings. The last time I didn't have food. It was, yeah, yeah. That was also the one we were like, maybe we should start inviting next. Yeah, yeah. Because I had editors Another horrible decision

It was editors in the editing room Going like So you guys go to eat And Nick's like on the show But you don't take Nick And I went Yeah But also at the time

Nick wasn't really on the show No no But he was there Just just in the background Not you know Not loud laughing all the time But now loud laughing And then regulation podcast said

Us too Yeah Yeah So you know We gave him food They gave him work Yeah Play this game

Wait a minute I'm just saying that's what I'm going to They were like I guess Nick can have chicken They were like you play Tony Hawk You're good right Also you know how to edit all these videos Right You know how to play Tony Hawk

He does Are you sure? Yeah you should watch it out You've never seen a guy laying sideways more What are you? Pop-I's chicken dippers Oh that's what we're eat Okay cool

We went back to Papa where it all started. Yep. I got two questions. What is the flavor on the Red Bull? Blue. June Barry. Oh,

is that what it's called? Yeah. Okay. And then what are you sucking on? I don't know. The leftover scraps. They're like doing away with geek bars. Oh,

really? And nobody's like carrying him anymore. I don't know because there's all kinds of like new laws coming out. Like kids candy vapes. I don't want to like totally real. I don't want to get down on like a total tangent. But like what is that one like thing they're selling at a, gas stations that people

are becoming like horribly addicted to. Cratum? Cratum? Yeah. I've seen it because they also sell those in babe shops. Because it's in the window. Cratum. Doesn't it have some of that like Cava stuff in it or something? So it's from Cava. Which

I don't know if you've ever had Cava. It tastes like drinking dirt. Like it is, it's disgusting. But then it makes your tongue tingle. Yes. But not my cop eyes. I got tricked into it once. Oh. Jordan's a Cratum guy? Yeah. Yeah. Luckily not.

So cratom, my addictive person. Let me know in the chat. No, because it's, that one I should do now? Cratom's going to be... Probably not.

Cratum is like people... See, Tick talks about it a lot where people are like, I was addicted to these, like, feel good drinks or whatever. That's like two and a half years. That's what I thought. And they're like,

no, it's like these little blue bottles and it's cratum and it's like, it's as close as you get to an opiate without it being an opiate. And there's like no regulation on it. So they say, sell them in gas stations.

Yeah, that, so I take, I drink a, I drink a bottle of cratom. Maybe I shouldn't be talking about this. I do a honey, I do a honey pack. Yeah. Do it! I drink a cratom, I do a honey pack, and then I take one of those pills with a rhino on it. Oh, gee. Yeah, I just want to see what happens.

And then I explode. Yeah. Yeah, I'm the rhino. Do you want to know where they call me the rhino? Unplugged. That one, did that one time. Just one. The best part of the movie,

honestly. He's like, well, we're gonna be seeing that again. Oh, never again. No, no.

No, I thought they were setting that up. It's like, that's his like, Google villain. Astro Goblin, former members of Funhouse, they've really latched on to

the rhino from, from Craven. Like, but only, but like only recently, like in like their last like three videos, they've like really been into it. That's okay.

Yes. Like quoting it and talking about how he unplugs and those rhino mode and all that stuff. You probably want to know it. They called me the right. Yeah. And then they went frame by frame at the end.

I just want to know why you got that backpack on. They went frame by frame at the end where Craven the Hunter's brother turns around and has his head, but it's like two things. It's the funniest. God, we were just talking about that like last week. So, God, that movie's, but that's why we're not going to watch that movie. We're going to watch the crow. We're definitely going to watch the crow.

Stay tuned. We're going to have more information soon about a, watch along for Crow. Probably by the time this comes out, we're doing that today? No. We are now. What the? Yeah.

Crow mode. You end of the button. Is that button you mentioned earlier? Same bad, same bad guy, naked gun. This is good stuff. No, he's doing it. Push the button. So, Popeyes.

You guys have any Poppignans in general? I just think of Popeyes is better KFC. It's nowhere near like the chicken gods in Austin. It's true. Fast food. Yeah. It's not KFC. Yeah.

I mean, the choice, you go to. Popeyes over KFC. Yeah. For for fast food fried chicken, I think Popeyes has definitely surpassed KFC. I think it's at the top. I just like the way they fry the chicken. It's so breaded. Which is important for a place that sells fried chicken. Well, it's breaded

and they season it. I was saying, they put the seasoning in the only restaurant in the world that uses pepper. So it's like, wow! How wacky! And it's like, we were also talking about it. It's like, it leaves that feeling in your mouth like, oh, is this heat? And

And I think you just said, no, it's not spicy. No. It's spices. It's spice. It's not salt. They use spice salt. Yeah. And we saw all the spices they use.

Yeah. They had all of them in big glass jars. Like in a candy store. Yeah. And Michael just kept going to me going, are these free? Can you do it yourself? Can you like make, is this like a spice bar? Yeah.

You just get like a handful of cayenne. I'm going to take some of this home. Yeah. Honestly, if you were to ask that lady who worked there if I could have some of the spice, she would have given, she probably had a bag. Yeah, yeah. She'd be like, oh, which one are you need? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. She would have done a little dance that she did. The people

eating there and working there were having such a good time. Everyone was really great. I really needed to know who was making a big pot of coffee over there though. Just in one of the tables. That was at one of the tables in just the dining area. Somebody had claimed it as their living space. Yeah, yeah. It was like a good like third of the table near the window.

Yeah. My thought was stuff. It's just like that's where everyone sits when they take their break. they take their break. That's, I thought the same thing, but it was too out in the open for it to be that to me. But boy, it was just a Mr. Coffee set up and ready to make some coffee. It was very weird. It was probably getting a lot of use earlier in the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now it's just there. They had, that was like, maybe the nicest Popeyes I've ever walked into. It was pretty nice. And they took our order super fast. They were really quick with the food. There was no confusion.

and everything for like the ordering process was nice and then we went to get sodas and that's where it all kind of fell apart because I hope you wanted Coke no additions or Sprite no additions or oh yeah I'm sure all the flavors were available

they always are and then there was just sweet tea and unsweet tea it's disappointing when you get to one of those remix machines and they're out of all the remixes the fun is yeah making your selection and stuff and there's nothing to select it also was in Spanish I think Yeah.

Oh, I didn't catch that. Yeah. It was. Yeah. All of like the flavors were like in Spanish but you can select any of them. I'm just like Peggy Hill.

It's like a second language. Yeah. I went to the Coke cream even though I knew it was out already because I saw you do it but I went through anyway. And it said like no esta something. Yeah. Eric and Eric and his saying yes esther.

Yeah. He just. I want a fiesta. So that was really. You know like Coke with cream. Please. I'm hooked on that shit now. Fuck Cratum.

I don't want to. My Coke might feel good drink is my creamer. I want me Coke with cream'em. You got any cream on the street? They call it nilla. Yeah. Give me it. Hey, what's up?

Hey, what's up? You know, just put a little bit of that nila. Give me with it. Put a little bit with it. I'm also getting double whammyed here because Lindsay bought these this morning. I realized fucking sugar-free. Yeah. Oh, is that the, ugh.

Are you, are you a sugar-free soda or no? No. You go for it. I'm not like a huge sugar guy. Yeah. But if I'm drinking soda, I want it to taste like fucking soda. Just go for it. Yeah.

I have no. I just like, I don't like how it tastes. I'm too far gone now. I'm too old. But I'm just like, if I truly want something, it's like, ah, but the sugar, then I just don't have the thing. I don't get the sugar-free version of the thing. I just don't drink the thing. Interesting.

Or don't eat the thing. I have such an association with the sugar-free versions of all soda being like, what my grandma drank? Yeah, well, it was- It tastes like going over to grandma's house to me. Well, it was sugar-free and caffeine. free was like all I knew. It was like that's why I'm going to drink soda. Yeah.

Like that gold top coat. I'm drinking it for the Yeah, yeah. The gold top Coke. I'm drinking soda for the taste. If I want Coke, I want Coke. Yeah. If you're making it sugar free, it's no longer the thing that I want. I actually I want the flavor of the thing. Everyone loves Diet Coke. I love it. Don't ever want to drink.

It's gross to me. It's not good to me. Yeah. I'm not saying like people are like, I don't like soda. That's fine. I like Coke. I can't drink any other version. It all tastes like shit. It's like you put soap in it. It's diet Coke zero sugar free. I don't like any of it's for the people who can't break the soda habit. Yes. Just found a way to like right yeah but that I understand Jeff but it's created a new generation of people who just went straight to diet yeah that makes

no fucking sense. Yes that's great you got to fall like fall off the wagon first or but if you ask Gracie what her favorite soda is she would say Diet Coke that that's Dr. Pepper oh it is Diet Diet Diet Diet Diet Dieter yeah a DDP girly and that's just like I think I think She just started at the movie we went to. Oh, we'll talk about that in the Michael Jordan podcast. We want a deep dive that. We got some good stories. For I'm hanging out with Gracie.

That's exciting. The soda in general, like sugar-free stuff doesn't do anything for me one way or the other. Like when I drink sugar-free, I have soda so irregularly that I can't. There's a difference, I guess, but it doesn't do anything. There was definitely a point in time, like maybe in my early 20s where I was definitely drinking too much soda and had the realization I should just stop. Same. Me too.

And I did, and it was actually pretty easy. And now I only drink soda occasionally. I have it when we do like this show. Really? That's about it. I'd drink. Or mixers. Dude, I'd never have soda at home.

Dude, the stuff that I just found that, uh... You found some cratum. And I was just sipped, I was sipping. Is it vanilla flavor? Yeah. Yeah, find vanilla. He's packing cream. I think I can make some come out.

It's a good trick. Cream for Coke? We're about to get remixed. Arizona iced tea makes spiked tea now. Oh. Like the Seltzer Spitz. Is it also 99 cents? No.

But they're flat because it's like a tea or whatever. They have another one called juice cocktail. And it's like mango, strawberry kiwi, watermelon, whatever. Oh, brother. They're 5% alcohol. Oh, brother. They're about that size. Okay.

I could probably drink the whole case. Are they incredibly crushed? They taste so good. You take three big drinks. It's half gone and it, there's, oh, it's like drinking juice. It's like when we were doing those teas. Well, I feel that way with, so drinkable. I feel that way with Tweed already, but Arizona, they already make good ass tea.

Exactly. That's, like, that's my, that's my go-to tea. Yeah. But, dude, it's cool ass can. Oh, it's like the same art on the outside too. They have the, the, the Arizona Spike Tea looks like it's just that size bottle, but it's the, the right, or that size can with, like, the actual, that looks. that looks like your shirt on the outside of the can. This is good.

I like that shirt. It does look like an Arizona. Yeah. Like the green tea one. Yeah, it's a little mix up. Oopsie. Once upon a time, being a private citizen used to be easy. But now, thanks to the internet, there is more data on us than ever before.

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I guess we could. Gracie? our last Popeye's episode was on November 12th, 2019 Are you for fucking real? And was our first official episode of Face Jam where we hate the Popeye's chicken sandwich You received an average rating of 49.5

You're wrong. You have to be wrong. So, we ate like all a little extra stuff. We ate for spitting silly We ate wings against the Whataburger wings. They were awesome. They were awesome. They were great.

Yeah. That's when I started realizing it's like Popeyes knows how to do this. We never went back to Popeye's officially. We never did it. another episode. I also think 49.5 for their chicken sandwich, I feel like we were just underwhelmed for the hype.

Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Like I was probably said the words I wouldn't stab somebody over this. Yeah. He was probably trying to barge into the episode. Like, and me too, and me too. Me too. No, I think if you listened to it, it probably wasn't. I was trying to stick to the script. And it really was, uh, I think you gave it like

probably gave it like a 10. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The, uh, the thing that happened that is the one thing I wish we could redo in the history of this show probably is... Oh, I know exactly what moment you're talking about. Buy the sandwiches from the guy in the parking lot. If that had been like a 10th episode or something, we would have done it.

Now we go to restaurants asking. Ask it, yeah, hey, do you have anything? Can we buy that from you? That's why everyone in the parking lot today almost hit us because they didn't want to sell us any chicken sandwiches. Right, run me over. About three people to try to hit our car or us. Jesus Christ.

It's a small-ass parking lot, but made even smaller with the giant truck in the way. That was ridiculous. It really made things difficult for people who are already struggling. Not easy, not easy. But yeah, that was our first actual episode. I mean, that's got to be the biggest gap. Well, yeah, it's the first episode. It's the first episode two now.

That's the entire show is the gap. The whole one of the show. Like, what else could be longer? Six years is crazy. Five and a half years is crazy. Not wild. Nuts. Yeah.

How come we never, we never went back? But there wasn't anything that was, like, grabbing us. And we ate the wings for Spit and Silly, and that was really it. Oh, you haven't spent enough time with Nick in the back seat. Yeah, that's right. I'm right in front of my best friend, Jordan. I hope he doesn't learn from Nick. What?

National Fried Chicken Month is in September, but National Fried Chicken Day is July 6th. And National Fried Chicken Sandwich Day is November 9th. If you knew any of that off the top of your head, consider making a lot of lifestyle changes from the ground up. Or you could run our social media for us, You little social media holiday Gremlin. Make a post, you freak.

That's all those things are for is like people going, hey, did you know that in November it's actually National Chicken Sandwich Day and you guys should make a post to remind people about your episode. And it's like... National donut. Do you know what today is actually? What was that? Food Day.

Wow! And we celebrate is all very long. Nick's been celebrating since 4 a.m. Why you woke up early? Are you looking it up? I'm Googling what National Day is it today. I'm waiting for Gratim Week. Yeah.

it's national julian fries day whoa is that what we got no we got do they have those no we had sparkle fries it's also there's some other ones here just needs to upload national julian fries day national vinyl record day okay national middle child day

you got any middle children on the podcast today no no good middle children or problem children so I only had two smart I went one Even smarter. Exactly. Posting nearly 400 locations out of the U.S. Popeye's opened a new storefront in Birmingham, England,

with people lining up for over 14 hours. Oh, I heard about this. They get a taste of the Cajian cuisine. Honestly, if they wanted a real Popeye's experience, someone in that line needed to get shot. Remember when someone died for the Popeye's chicken sandwich? I do. That really happened.

He never got to watch the DTA 6 trailer or see Trump really sort out D.C. And finally make crime illegal. Release the files. And the GTA 6 files, that is. So I may download. Shot or stabbed? I thought someone got stabbed.

I thought he got shot. He might have gotten stabbed. Either way, he died. He died. He did die. He died for your chicken. Yeah. And then a guy tried to sell his chicken sandwiches

in the parking lot. Remember last week when we were freaking out about him being on the roof and wanting to, it just seems so quaint. It just seems so quaint. Uh-huh. I almost don't want to talk about anything going on

because it'll just be out of date. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. The podcast won't come out next month or next week because there will be no infrastructure. Imagine when we get like a pirate radio Imagine when we get ahead like three weeks from

Yeah, I don't have no idea. Honestly, when we start getting ahead, we should make a couple of guesses. Okay, that's a good point. The next handful of episodes will be pretty batch. These are usually pretty current. Yeah, within like a week or so. We have to do some of the recording.

We'll probably be hitting like a month on some of those. Just about, yeah. Yeah. My God. What could happen in a whole month since he recorded? God help me. I know my guess is just going to be, he died, he died! That's my guess.

When that episode comes out, that's my guess. Okay, I feel like it's your guest now. Yeah. I'm guessing every week. Popeye's and Burger King parent company restaurant brands international reported lower earnings than expected with a meager $2.41 billion in total revenue over the last three months. Pathetic. Burger King workers need to shape up and fill up.

figure out how to get that up to a cool $3 billion, or if they're not careful, we're going to make them work at Zaxby's where they're going to get grab-ass into oblivion after school. Jordan wave. It's kind of a fact about Popeye's and about Zaksis, you know?

And the final fact, a guy dubbed Russian Popeye has been getting face filler and injecting oil into his biceps to make himself look bigger. Just had surgery. Just had surgery to remove his biceps after a disastrous infection

left him with dead muscle. The surgery left him with severely limited mobility in his arms but he kept all the lip filler so he's still super hot. Like so hot, dude, you could kiss him if you wanted to, he's so hot. What are you talking about?

What does this have to do with the Russian Popeye? What does this have to do with the restaurant? What do you mean? Russian Popeye. Good, good. this is why we don't do Popeye this is like when we got a fact about a subway all fact

a fact about a subway station instead of subway the restaurant when you search Popeye's news and you're kind of like kind of browsing seeing the stuff and you go like man they made like a lot of money and then there's a guy named Russian Popeye you go gotta figure out what's about Russian Popeye

I gotta follow this right yeah I got to see what's up of Russian Popeye he has so much face filler he has so much injection like in his lips and then the pictures of him Does he really have like the Popeye forearms? It's all in his bicep, which is not a Popeye thing.

Popeye's forearms. He did biceps, but everyone said, this is Russian Popeye, whatever. It's because he did it wrong. Russian style. It looks, it looks like he has big biceps. Now do Ukraine. Yeah, what's Ukrainian blue dough up to? Ukrainian olive oil. Yeah, absolutely.

His biceps look like kind of like gelatinous. That's what you want him to look like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, you like that episode of SpongeBob where he buys the sleeves and inflates them. No, I don't think so. Those don't look, those don't look gelatin. Yeah, yeah. And instead of doing that, which he should have done instead of doing this, he just injected a bunch of oil.

Wow. Yeah. Whatever works, dude. I don't. Oh, this didn't work. Well, I did it, though, because I'm talking about it. Sounds like his arms don't work. He's still hot.

He's still hot. According to this fact, he's so hot. Yeah. You guys don't look at a picture of him? I guess so. You're gonna show us no matter what we say. And everyone's gonna have to look at it who's watching the video version.

It's just not a picture from Gracie. What the fuck? His arms are a different color than his body. That looks horrible. Don't worry. Here's all his face injection stuff. Why? Why?

That's not a Philly shirt, is it? No, it's Scrooge McDuck. Wow, he really loves all the American. cartoons, doesn't he? Every picture you're showing us is him like getting worse. He's getting... What a tattoo.

It's got an alien in the middle and all the planets. Yeah, it's whatever that movie runs about, I think. So anyway, I'm telling you, dude, I gotta say it looks good. He's so hot. It looked good in the first one and then became like less and less defined. It didn't look good in the first one.

It became less defined and more gelatinous looking. He just needs to He needs to extract it and start over There's no starting over There's nothing else there They had to take all the muscle It's all dead

The muscle's dead Put new muscle in dude Him arms don't work Put new ones in God Get AI to do it Get AI to do it Yeah get a large language bottle

To do it Ask chat GPT How to make my biceps come back Oh shit I fell in love with chat GPT Not again I'm regular I'm so normal What a normal guy

thing for me to do fall in love with the AI bot. It keeps happening to me and all of my regular friends. I was one of those people going bring back version four. He was so much nicer. I have depression because I'm not

on Avatar. Ah! I'm in love with a Chad bot. There was a funny moment. I thought about the Avatar depression thing when we were watching SpongeBob yesterday and there's this like long panoramic scenic shot and it's like really nice.

like a painted background yeah and it they put an effect on it with like the water shimmering and gracy's watching it she just goes huh beautiful just like it made me think like does gracey get bikini bottom depression oh yeah yeah yeah yeah she was an avatar but it's bikini bottom yeah yeah yeah that's just quick in and out yeah yeah just just a quick dive in i'm i'm excited to hear about it she could be she could be uh like sandy she's from texas oh yeah yeah under the sea root and toting that's fun I wish I was in Texas That's what she sings Is that what she sings?

I don't know She's no place full or squirrel She's a squirrel from Texas I miss my 20 acres So why she's there That's what I'm saying She's homesick And she's assigned

No she's there for research She's a scientist Yeah She lives under the sea To like do research Oh I didn't know that I don't know anything about the squirrel I know

Sounds so stupid And these are the guys That didn't come to the movie It's true They were busy We could have learned With other stuff And it was, it was not worth it.

I think I would have rather been there. I could have eaten a pretzel. It's true. We all had pretzels and they were all very good. Damn. So Popeyes today had a woman dancing at the counter. Behind the counter. You're right, you're right.

I'm just, yeah. No, no, that's great. And then a guy walked in dancing as well but I'm I think it was connected in some way I here's what I think happened

I was I wasn't looking seem like they were but I did see so the lady behind the cash register it didn't take our order she like took over for the lady who took our order

she was already talking to some of the the chillins running around she was which was you know it's just good time made everyone feel like family and we were kind of just like

one we're dealing with the Coke freestyle situation and the ice for a long time. The ice would not come out until it did. And you got all of the hot eyes. And then it was too much. But so we were dealing with that.

And so I saw her like kind of dance and trying to get trying to get the mood up in the, in the restaurant in general. It worked. And then the guy walked in and I heard him go, oh, okay, we're dancing. And so I figured he walked in, she made eye contact and started dancing. And then got music to start dancing. It was like one step in the door. And then like he danced right back. us. Yeah, that's where we were standing. Because that's all I saw. And they started interacting

with us. He was like, oh, it's happening. Yeah, I didn't look at her. Uh-huh. She obviously clocked it. I imagine as he was dancing, she went like this. Yeah. Because he was dancing, he was dancing up to the register. It was pretty fun. It was cool. Uh, that was- she also had like, what I imagine is like the Louisiana accent, which I think every Popeye's restaurant needs somebody from Louisiana working in it. Yeah. Which would be, just make it even more authentic. It was like a very easygoing place that took our order fast. It also was maybe the most organized fast food like counter set up that I've ever seen where right behind her to like the left were all of the sauces in the bins clearly labeled with what they were. So it was just like no

hesitation. There was also like the bagging station. All the bagging station was set up. The food was ready to go. Everything was labeled there and it was like, oh, this is like a very efficient. run Popeyes? Not what I was expecting at all. And everyone was dancing. You know it's not efficiently run, the parking lot. G-12-Christ. I don't know how much they have over that.

I'm just saying, put some labels outside. People just like, put a bunch of labels on the ground, drive on this side. I don't think you need labels when you're... More labels. When you know what side of the road you're supposed to do. They don't know, that's the problem. It was just people driving down the middle of the whole time.

Maybe they need someone dancing outside. Yeah. They should have had an outside dancer. Yeah. Yeah, like dancing you into the right. Have you seen the video? The guy on TikTok, I think he lives in... Russian Popeye, yeah.

He lives in like... I want to say it's like... He's hot or something. But he's got like a foam bat, so it's harmless. Oh, is it the people... People over the limit line on their bikes, and he just runs up and he goes, bab, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop,

until they, like, back up. They're in the crosswalk on their motorcycles, and he jumps on the back and just are tainting them. And they go, oh, shit, and they back up. It's not like an actual bat. It's just like a foam bat. It's just like, I got it. Yeah, it's really fucking great.

It's really good. It looks so funny. Yeah. And, uh, jumping on these people. Gracie. We need people like that. Gracie has decided that she is going to send me and Jordan TikToks in a little TikTok group. I feel like you decided that you, I feel like you created the group and started sending monkeys to me and Gracie.

I'm pretty sure Gracie started it. Go back and look. Okay. But it's mostly been, it's mostly, it's been monkeys. Did it start with when she was watching? that monkey video on the pluffle? Yes. Okay.

Because we talked about that, and that's when they started getting sent to us. Yeah, Gracie Monkey Video second to none. She finds, I thought I found weird stuff, and then she finds weird stuff with like 7 million views

that I've never seen that is like weird, weird. This is a perfect example where I feel it's... I didn't see... I missed this. I missed the first one she sent. The first one I saw was

you sending some sort of weird creature eating a banana. That was him. He filmed himself. You are absolved. But also, like, you started sending the weird shit. Yeah, but what did she send? She sent something, like.

She sent something about Donald Trump and said, what episode does he die? I'll tell you. Every week, it's my guess. And then you sent the little mere cat thing eating a banana. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I actually like that. I like creatures.

The monkeys, not so much. Yeah. I don't like the monkeys in human gloves. This I like because it's very easy for someone to go like, you guys have a group chat? Couldn't be happier not me in there. You guys mentioned it and I went, here's what's great. I'm not in it.

First off, awesome. Second of all, if something comes up, you're just going to tell me about it. There's not much to tell about. No, that's what I'm saying. And if there is, you'll tell. It's just a lot of weird videos. It is a lot of monkeys.

I don't really contribute to it. It's mostly the monkeys. Yeah. But I did see a raccoon steal some cat food. Yeah, yeah, there was... So I thought Gracie... He walked over and he picked it up and then he turned around

and walked on his hind legs and ran away with it. That would be one that I would just send to Eric but I was also like, I'll send this one to Grace's. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. That's fine. We have our own group chat.

We have a SpongeBob group chat. Whoa. That's true. We did carve out. Dang. That's messed up. Yeah. Well, we were making plans and so we didn't.

Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. No reason. That makes sense. Continue to bother you guys. Unlike the other group chat we have where it's five, five of us,

Two of which have moved out of the city. But any time we're still hanging out, we still use the group of the chat. You guys are part of the problem. Boy, it's muted. Boy, it's muted for those two people. You guys are part of the problem. They don't give a shit.

I have like two or three like that with all family group chat. So it makes sense. Yeah, I wouldn't put up with that. A friend group chat. I wouldn't mute. I would leave. I would just leave the group. I don't believe there.

I would not blame anyone who did that. I don't think Cole is not messaged it in about eight months. No, but he does occasionally. Sometimes he'll just go like, Hey, boys, and then, like, share some stuff. But then he won't message back. No. Yeah.

He just drops off. Yeah. He'll throw some stuff. We have a Discord where we play fantasy football. He's the commissioner. Oh, you guys are fucked. Oh, my God. This is every year since he's moved to Japan.

It's just like, it's not going to happen. And at the last minute, Cole goes, hey, how's this for our drafting? Great. It always comes together. We've still managed to do it every year. That's great. Yeah. Well, speaking about something.

that we're going to do, you're still feeling crow like you think crow mode, like we talked about it a little bit earlier, you think going crow mode still? Nothing has changed. Do you think you've changed your mind since the beginning of this episode? I don't think we talked about about 25 minutes ago. Do you still want to do it? Do you want to pick a date?

Today, right now. Pick a date. Skip the Michael Jordan podcast, we put on the crow cast. Do we want to try for... Call in all crows. Well, also, I was asking about the date. I already asked about the date you were talking about. Yeah, yeah. You're back. Okay, cool, cool.

I'm trying to get specific times when Lindsay's leaving because I might be able to do it like before they leave because it's a quick trip okay if I don't have to get a sitter for my children

we're looking at maybe Friday the 22nd or Saturday the 23rd 23rd is what we're I think we're aiming for It'll be in the Discord so you can watch the movie with us So get on Patreon

Patreon.com slash 100% eat and then you can do that and then you can watch the movie with us in the Discord but you have to buy it Yeah yeah yeah Calling all crows

Be there Oh my God Oh man Okay They should make one called the grackle That's a good idea We should make one called the grackle We should

We should make it look like it's a homemade Home movie style Time for my third movie Yeah What are you talking about? Have you seen those minute long Like TikTok like dramas That are like

Yes It has to be for people who, like, English is like their third language. Yeah, yeah. And it's like so direct. Hello, hello, mother. I am your bad son. Like, the way they talk to each other. And I just, I want to do that.

But it's the grackle. And the monkey is becoming the grackle. That you can just, he gets all the fucking animals. The monkeys become a grackle. You can dress me up like the girl in Moonrise Kingdom, which is the bird. And I'll be the grackle. This is my, like, my wings suit. Just freaking up.

Oh, he can be the best. bad guy. Like in the cross. He's the bad guy on this podcast. He's talking about it. He's some kind of tech billionaire.

Oh, Big Nick Tech? Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I want everyone to like me. If Nick could be a big tech billionaire, he would today.

So would I. I would. I'll take it. You pass in? You pass in? I'll take it. I'll take it. Are you nuts?

Yeah. Blank, blank billionaire. Yep. You need. Yeah, write in whatever you want. I don't give a shit. Dumb fuck billionaire. Sure.

The Kava sounds good. Drug. Yeah, I'll do it. Kratum time billionaire. I keep forgetting what it's called Kratum. Yeah, it's from Kava. So, there you go. Cratus.

Yeah? Oh, Kratos. I'll be a Kratos. That's pretty cool. Hey, do you want to learn about the food that we ate? We already read the facts. Oh, that's, yeah, I know. But here's a little bit of facts about the food, baby.

Oh. I know it's been a long time since we've been to Popeyes, but this is how they've been. show still goes. Don't let that laugh die down real quick. Yeah, we, I just wanted to milk it. Yeah, I got it.

Chicken dippers made with thin strips of all white breast meat and hand battered in Popeye's signature, Louisiana garlic and spice blend. Hey, real quick, do you think people in England thought Popeyes was too spicy or do you think they had to like, dial it down? I think it's fine. I got tons of Indian food. Yeah, yeah, but. Yeah, but it's pretty milk toast.

Is it? Yeah. It's not like, you got to die. I feel, like the tickers. I feel like there's probably plenty of people. Yeah. can do the spices. I bet that it's the same level of spice,

but people are walking around going like, Popeye's is spicy. I think, I bet they're exclaiming a lot that it is very spicy. And really it's, and really it's onion and garlic. I feel like,

they use pepper. I feel like people in England, like they don't make any of that food. Yeah, but they're like not in America so they eat other food. Yeah. Then what you made? Also, because Americans are like,

wow! Look at it! It's different! British people will also be the first people to tell you that their food sucks. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They can do it with most food, but there's some, like, Burger King indoctrination where it's like, beans and toast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Beams! Yeah, my weird jacket potato with the beans on it. I could do without beans, really in anything. I don't think we need beans. I don't like a runny bean like that, too. They do, like, a really runny bean. I don't like it. They also have a signature sauce.

Oh, is that? Oh, interesting. Weird for them to be introducing a signature sauce now. I could have sworn it something like that would have been around. You would have think that would have been their thing. But here, nope. Popeye's signature sauce joins their extensive sauce collection and a unique variation. Unlike any other sauce on their menu, this creamy, craveable, and unique sauce is one of a kind and undeniably Popeyes. inspired by the brand's New Orleans roots,

the new signature sauce combines the bold flavors of the Louisiana Holy Trinity, bell pepper, celery, and onion, along with garlic and a dash of hot sauce for just the right amount of heat. They had so much more to say about the sauce than the chicken. Yep.

They give you so much chicken and that little thing and there's not enough sauce for that. You need two sauces for it. Didn't think about it. Didn't think it was that much chicken. Also, the sauce is like way smoky. I was going to say, None of these flavors come through.

No, it's clearly the celery. I didn't get... Salary is smoky. It tastes as much that's smoky to me. Really? I got hints of it, but like, I don't know. I guess if I'm ever going into the room of calling something smoky, it's too much

and I don't like it. Oh, okay. I guess like, I don't like smokey at all. There's no like, it's a little smoky. I don't like, my barometer is barometer. It's probably like... Barameter. Lower.

Barameter. It's a parameter barometer. It's a parameter barometer. Yeah. The smokiness is like it's there and it's what I tasted most from this thing. But like it has a peppery kind of, there's a little bit of heat. I like it hot. I really liked it.

Sorry. I really, really liked it. I thought it was really nice. Regardless of whether what they're saying is in it or not, ignore what they put in it. Yeah. They'll like, it's one of a kind da-da-da-da-da. It's pretty good sauce. It is.

And it isn't like a, oh, this is. this. I don't know how they didn't happen already. Do that, right? Where it's like, this is our blah, la, la, and you're like, it's like horseradish. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is a thousand island. Yeah, this was like, oh, it's like a sauce. It's like a, you're not being a sauce freak. No. It did seem like a signature sauce

and a good one. Yeah. Yeah. And unique. It's, like you said, it really carves out its own space. If I got another one, I'd add sparkle to it. Oh, dude, we should have tried that. We added the, we added the Cajon Sparkle to the fries. Maybe we can. Maybe there's a little bit of sauce. We can add a Sparkle to it. We should try it. Okay. Maybe we'll try on the Michael Jordan podcast. There might be. I don't know. We have to look. Okay. There might not be. I don't know. Was there Nick? I ate mine. I don't know if there were any others. Sounds like no, but we'll figure it out. Um, I have half of mine left. Whoa!

Oh, we've had some sparkle to it in the Michael Jordan podcast. And I'm saving it for later. Get sparkly for us. You can't have it. I'm saving. I'm taking it home. No, you're not. No, I'm not.

I'm not. Here's the thing. Here's the thing I showed up was going to. There's mashed potatoes. And so we'll use it for that. That sparkle might be good on those mashed potatoes, too. I'm like, do you want to explain what the fuck sparkle is? The audience.

Nick found it. I don't think to the audience. I don't know what it is. Oh, is it not on here? No. No. It's not part of it. It's like a, it's like a, it's like seasoning.

Yeah, it's just a little packet. Just to be clear, it's not a sauce. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little seasoning packet, like it was next to the salt and pepper and stuff. And it was Popeye's cage and sparkle, which is, I assume, whatever seasoning they put on like their fry. I guess so. I don't know. We sparkled the fries and they were pretty good after the sparkle.

Yeah. Yeah. So we. Was that cratim? Is that what that is? Cravable. It says, cravable. It says, ah.

You got any sparkle fries? I'm looking to shine. I'm feeling pretty dim. Dude, that's like a sci-fi drug. Oh, that's a sparkle. Yeah, sparkle. You know, but a little more creative than what did George Lucas come up with, the death sticks? That's Dune.

No, there is also spice in Star Wars, but like in the prequels, there's, like, OB-1's at a club and some guy comes up as like, you want to buy some death sticks. That's awesome. That's so cool. Is maybe. Do you know the drug is? in like Archie Comics is called like Jingle jangle or something. Oh yeah. I only know because, uh, yes.

Yeah. I'll watch some of the TV show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get your keys. And they taught it's like Jughead's going to do jingle. Yeah, that's or whatever. And you're just like, I'll jingle you jangle. He hides it in his hat. Yeah. Yeah, he's weird. I'll give you jingle jangle. You give me Jughead. That's how he got his name. That was awesome. That was awesome.

They need an origin for everything. Hey, Jordan. How about some press Here's the press material. Popeye's signature sauce. They have a lot to say about this sauce. It's one of a kind with its creamy, irresistible flavor designed to be the perfect companion to every Popeye's menu item. We took our time developing it over the entire...

The entire run of this podcast? Yeah. This restaurant. We took our time developing it over the last five years ensuring we landed on something undeniably Popeyes, said Chef Amy Alarcon, VP of Culinary Innovation at Popeyes. Creating a signature sauce is a monumental moment for our brand and one we approached with care knowing it had the potential to become

an iconic part of our menu. It's incredibly unique and ownable to our Cajun roots which is a true testament to our Louisiana heritage our camera just died. Whoa! Made a little sound. Pause. Hang on. Well, we have our reviews. No, no, I got some things to say about this. About what?

He wants to talk about He wants to talk about how ownable it is. Yeah, this is ownable to the Cajun Roots. He really struggled to get through that single word. That one gave me the

what do you call it? The ick? Yeah, very weird. Also, that's a totally new one and I feel like if we need to we kind of gloss over some of the press material stuff these days because we're just so used to it. But that's a new egregious.

That's crazy, right? Yeah. This is an ownable moment for our brand. What does that? even me. I don't know. Like in, even in the context, it's unique, definitely. It's ownable to our cars. No, I don't know. No, I don't think so. I don't even think that's I think they're just saying like we own this flavor. We own the Cajun's. Oh, it stopped again. It's internal temp too high it says. What? Interesting. Camera overheating.

Interesting. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Chill out, baby. Cool off, little mama. Ownable moments. Did you own that moment? No, fuck, no. So we got a new camera, obviously. There's a thing where it's like,

we're running hot today. Hey, we're going to turn this off when it gets hot. Okay, I mean, I get it. It is hot where it is. And then it's like, oh, you can go to the setting and change it so it just, it's okay for it. Okay, cool. I don't know why that would be a setting.

Whatever. Well, we'll see if it works. see if it works. That's what happened with my one wheel. Oh. Got too hot. Tuned off. Yeah. Well... Good thing we weren't writing this camera. Yeah, it's true. Well, we have our review... My leg.

We have our review of Popeyes, but we need to hear from you in a segment we call You Review! Here's how I think it should go. Yeah, I see a long one. I think Jordan should read the first one. Michael should read the second one, and then Jordan should read the last one.

Okay. I think you're going to really enjoy the last one, George. okay All right let's start with Carolyn D Okay Need more diverse workers

I feel like Go ahead I feel like I should read it I feel like Eric should read it No no you're good You're good Why would he read it

Yeah Need more diverse workers Instead of just Mexican workers Root customers service Only to their people are see they helpful and oh brother it only gets worse and forgive for a better selection

they are discriminating spelled that word right hire all different types of people and thus will not happen all people eat their wide business fail one nationality of people working not the way of the world Popeye's on Riverside and Cameron Road

dot X rating zero dot She's putting in her password. Service bad. Ask for hot, fresh. You get cold. You get old and cold. Oh, no. That's it.

That's the end of the review. The opposite of one. That's the end. Service bad. Ask for hot fresh. You get old and cold. Be more diverse. Holy shit.

That one was wild. Really like. What do you think ethnicity, Caroline is? Wow. I guess we can only guess what it might be. Her name is spelled L-Y-N. Yeah. It really.

is interesting how she misspelled every other fucking word, but discriminating she nailed. Nailed that one. Wow, really shocking. Yeah. Ark they helpful and for give her a better selection. This is 100% typing on the phone.

Oh, you don't put the V. Pissed in the parking lot? She's one of the people driving around that parking lot trying to hit us. Well, she was, yeah, she was typing while. Here's all to do. I assume what she's attempting to say,

the worker is rude, customers only serve their people and are helpful and give a better selection. You think they're getting a secret menu? They get a secret. They're going to get that chicken. How do you get that chicken?

What am I missing out on? I want Mexican chicken. I want Mexican chicken. Ola, I would like the secret menu. Oh, Caroline. Secret menu, esta key? Yes, esta. No, estha!

Yes, esta. I was told if I said yes, estes. Well, that's just one review. What's the second one? Okay, Yarlie. All right, old and cold. Yeah, this is from Yarlie G. Okay.

So I went last night for two spicy sandwiches. They taste too bad because they put too much spicy sauce, and that's not it. What? They put the sauce on both sides of the bread. It was too spicy. Other way. They don't give us ketchup packwits and napkins. In other words, I don't like the customer service.

Excuse me. Oh, hang on. I don't like the customer service. Sorry, I got, I really just live and die on sauce. S-O-U-C-C. The sows. Soots. The suss.

Too much spicy soos, and that's not it. What does that mean? The other way. What does that mean? The sauce on both sides of the bread. It was too spicy. other way other way

other way too much spicy sous and that's not it they put the soos some weird packwits spelling of packets as well

with the QU hitting us with the QU in the middle of that damn dude I also costumer fell in ways line after that I always got to double

check for costumer service I want to point out the beginning so I went last night for two spicy chicken sandwiches but with like a deal over the egg

yeah they're right It's a... Sandwiches. Sandwiches. Saundwiches. Sandwiches. They taste too bad because they put too much spicy souse and that's not it. That's not it.

That's not it. That's not it. That's not it. Other way. Hey, at least you got... I'm gonna turn this sous around. Which way? Around.

The other way? Other way. Other way. I mean, I'm just glad they didn't get old and cold. Yeah. Well, Terry P has something to say. Whoa, himself. Taking a deep breath for this one. He can say. Well, it's not P. Terry. So I can say, this is Terry P. Incognito. I had eaten so much chicken and beef lately that I had a hankering for some shrimp. Good. Good. First sentence. Thanks for letting us know Terry. One. This really set, this is good

writing. It sets the stage perfectly. Lay in the groundwork. I like the mashed potatoes with Cajun gravy and coleslaw at Popeyes. So I headed there at dinner time for their popcorn shrimp meal. I'm not a regular. I thought this was going to say I'm not a regular person. I'm not a regular patron of fast food. But this was easy and convenient for my currently chaotic life. That's how fast food works.

Like explaining fast food. He's explaining his life. Right. I pull into the drive-thru lane already knowing what I'm going to order and find a young man sitting in a chair next to the speaker box. Okay, so obviously the speaker doesn't work, M-Dash, the first clue that this place is janky. Then when I tell him what I'd like to order,

he tells me that they are out of shrimp at 5.30 p.m. But he says, we will have some in the morning. Are you kidding me? How does that help me for dinner today? And heck, now I'm not ordering chicken instead, since I'm sick of eating chicken. and he knew that and beef too

don't forget if he'd offer me a hamburger oh if you offer me beef you're welcome so then I settle for the sides I like and threw in an apple pie which I'd never had there later when I ate the pie

I thought it was basically a McDonald's fried apple pie dusted on the outside with cinnamon sugar which only serves to messily cover the front of whatever you're wearing with cinnamon sugar dust I'll stick with the McDonald's version if I must indulge in a sweet

something that's really bad for me as I had passed up the other shrimp options on my way home for the convenience of Popeyes I was extra irritated at whoever is in charge of inventory at this place it reminded me of the time I went

to their Cedar Park location because I wanted wings at lunchtime and they had no wings at a chicken restaurant and that and not just don't have as in not any cooked and ready but no wings in the building lesson learned never count on Popeyes to have what you want to eat sorry they're popular and what a boring asshole yes that's what it is yes so then i was here thinking have i ever told you about the time i went to cedar park oh my god this okay So obviously, the speaker doesn't work.

Also, like, there's... This guy thinks he's the most interesting guy. Oh, that too, of like... But I can't understand why everyone's leaving him at the water. Obviously, the speaker doesn't work. So this place is janky. Shit stops working. Now, granted, if it's like this thing never works, it's run down and shit,

the idea of going, huh, their speaker is broken? Fucking terrible establishment. I mean, shit breaks. What were his other shrimp options on the way home? uh barn jump silver shrimp donalds well here's the thing too though

he also he also pointed out he also pointed out he's like I don't really eat fast food this McDonald's pie I love the McDonald's pie right yeah and also he went to the other poppice

yes that's the thing he's I'm very above this here are other times that I went and got fast food wow I do like he got the apple bunnies it's basically just this that is what he yeah that's that's what I would expect to get

They all are. Insane. And then I got dust all over my shirt. Also, I mean, what did you think was going to happen? At 5.30 p.m. they're out of shrimp. I believe that. Yeah. They probably didn't.

They probably don't get a lot of shrimp. Nope. Because they are a chicken restaurant. Yeah. I'm sick of eating chicken. So they're not going to get as much. So I went to Popeye's to order shrimp. What's up?

Maybe we went during Lent even. Well, I mean, guys, we're being too hard on him. He's got a chaotic life. That's, Terry? that's true yeah yeah he's dealing with you know he's helping people with the flood victims yeah yeah he's trying to open new restaurants trying to expand

he's trying to expand lesson learned don't go to Popeye's you won't be fooling Terry Pee again to have what you right right right or will you yeah except you except you will because he talks about when he's been fucking fooled again by Popeye

yeah that's it I'm done one more chance I'm giving you one more You know, the only thing that's surprising about this is at the end, he didn't say, So when I got home, I called. Yes. Oh, absolutely.

To ask about their shrimp. Yeah. To go and write a Yelp review this long that says nothing about anything to like, get fucking real. I really like the critique of managing the inventory space. I'm saying, that's a person that would call. Yeah. Yeah. How much shrimp do you get a day?

Well, how much do you get a day? Well, they don't. How much do you sell? Why aren't you ordering more shrimp? I want it! Why don't you have more 4XL shirts? They don't run into those problems at P. Terry, so obviously he can help them out. Right.

He can give him a call, set this thing straight. I mean, say the thing about Paterer. It's not on the menu, but always available. Just ask for a grilled cheese sandwich. Just ask for a grilled cheese. They always got a cheese and bread. You can also ask for shrimp. They might not have it. Not on the menu, and we don't serve it. Who's managing the inventory of the shrimp at P.

P. Terry. Full me once, P. Terry. Dude. This guy reminds me. there's a character in the show Dairy Girls. His name's Colm. And he's the one nobody wants to talk to because he just tells stories like this.

And they're just like, oh my God. He's still talking. You see the British guy? They're all British. Oh, wait. Aren't they Irish? Well, it's British Isles, so. Oh, I don't know how it works.

I've seen the show. There's like a British. There's like a British. There's an English. There's an English character. That nobody likes. Yeah. Yeah, because he's English.

There you go. Right. Well, enough said. That's enough said. Well, those are your reviews of Popeyes, but this is our review of Popeye's chicken dippers and the signature sauce as well. Jordan will start with you.

I feel like there could be like a possibility here we're like, you know how it's like a new year review and we have a way he's like, you review. We don't get one. It's like, and now here's our review. And I think maybe we just get like, no. It'd be like, do do do do review.

It would be like a metal. You know what I mean? It happened to be different. It's the other of you. Would you like? Are you too short of this? So you can watch it and move on. All right.

So somebody lays some guitar under that. So you can watch it and move on. Yes. This is what you come for in the review. The most important part. You've been waiting 59 minutes. Hey, you know what?

You know what I will say is pretty ownable. You change that setting. That's right. Yep. That's an ownable moment. That's ownable for my brand. Yeah. We're owning that moment for sure.

So I was actually really excited about these because I thought they looked I thought they looked really cool and crispy They're actually not that crispy Like they look really crinkly My goal was worried about too crispy Yeah It wasn't worrying but I said it was a possibility

It had the potential for mouth out of it could have been real some like hard Cat and French mouth scrapes Like When you get so much breading Where there's no chicken in the middle Yeah you know what I mean And the bread coalesces and it's like oh

It's like a crunch of bread It looked like it could have been that But I kind of... It wasn't. I kind of wanted some of that. Ooh. There wasn't any of that. So, yeah.

It was actually... It was just good chicken. It was just a little softer. It really just tasted like popcorn chicken stretched out. It was long popcorn chicken. It was long corn chicken. It was long corn chicken. It was long corn chicken.

Yeah. So like on that regard, it kind of like disappointed me. But the chicken is good. Yeah. It's still like juicy. It's not too big, not too pointy. It's not too pointy. They're good like two bites, I feel like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a dip bite, dip, eat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the sauce was really good. Mm-hmm. The sauce was good. I kind of wanted just a regular tender, which, like, they do, like, really crispy. Yeah. And dip that in there, which is why we also got these wraps.

Dude, they're huge. I wanted to take the chicken out of that and try it, but it was already covered in sauce. Their snack wrap thing is, like, gigantic. This is what they're a meal. Snack wrap. God, damn. It's a meal wrap. God damn.

I'm not going to hit him too hard for my expectations not being met. So I'm going to go. I'm just go 71%. Wow, 71. Okay. Popeyes is good chicken. Popeyes is pretty good chicken. And here is, this was nice for me too, because it was good, everything you just said.

The last, like, two times I've gotten Popeyes, I had it delivered to my house as I was just feeling like checking. And I know Popeye's is better than KFC. But I went with Bone Inn. And both times, I'm just like, this is not as good as I was like. expecting it to be. Now, granted, there's also like, they're to pick it up and drive it. It's a little bit further away, so it's not as fresh. But it's not like that crazy. We still drove

back before we ate it here. So that was my last two Popeyes has been disappointing in that, this is why I ordered it because I know it's better than KFC, and I'm like, it's kind of like KFC level. What the fuck am I ordering this at all for? This, I was like, I got to stop ordering a bone and chicken. I just got to move on.

I got to move past it. This was good. This was good chicken. It was juicy. It wasn't, it wasn't as crunchy, as you said, but it didn't, it wasn't like the McDonald's, like, non-existent breading. Yeah. Had good spices. I actually really like that sauce. And that's what I say

like, I didn't consider it smoky because that's usually too overpowering for me, but I was like, you know what? I was like, it's complex. I was like, just away from Nick. I actually kind of want this. We'll try it with some spark and see how it is. I really enjoyed it. Oh, my God, especially like, whether they deserve it or not, after the last

two things we ate. Yeah, yes. We've been on a cold streak of food. I'm going to give it an 82. 80.7. 0.7. Wow. Okay. That's the score of 76.85.

And that I'll own. What an onable moment this is. That was very ownable. 76.85. Very strange score. I haven't had one in a while. Have not. That's the first time we had Popeye

since the first episode. That's the equivalent when I just did there for the eaters. Yeah. That's the equivalent of like, I guess I'll play mindgrap a little bit. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're like, you did it! Hey! They did it, he loved it. Well, that's our review. Where does the tunnel leave? Let us know what you think. When are they building Eric's house? Go try Popeye's pretty delicious.

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And this thing holds your hand to get you to get it, it is not difficult. I think what Eric is saying is, let him be your first. Let him ease you in. He'll take care of you. He'll make sure you're comfortable.

He'll be Gentile. He's just throwing stuff now. But hey, if you do a 100% fan level, you also get one of these. What a disruptor. You also get a shout out like Nick Andert. Okay. Who writes in and says,

for the past few years, I've been listening to old episodes as I fall asleep. I have to know. Michael, why didn't you eat the Olive Garden on July 21st, 2020? Did you really eat the Alfredo sauce in your car before taking a picture? What's the story? Is nothing sacred anymore?

Do you remember that? I vaguely remember just doing a whole bit where I need to eat the food. Yeah. I just made it up. Yeah. I've eaten every food. There was a good standing of episodes. I remember like threatening not to eat.

Yes. Yeah. And then I decided there was one that I didn't. Yeah. You just said that that's how it was going on. That is one of the most popular ones for people to guess. Yeah. Yeah.

Somehow became believable. Right. So why didn't you eat the olive card? And now it's exactly what I wanted of going, remember that one time he didn't? Yeah. And not only did I do, but not because I remember the joke, because I've never not eaten the food. And it pleases me even more. I barely know what you're talking about.

Yeah. And he's like, keeps me up. I fall asleep at night, but sometimes I can. And he used his 100% fan shout out. And I'm just in here going like, man, I'm good. Yeah. Well, there you go. Hey, if you want to, if you have questions for the show also,

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I would die before I didn't eat the food. Yeah, yeah, right? I eat the food five times before we do the episode. To answer you, Nick's last question, it is sacred. He's just throwing stuff at you. He's trying to put it in my pocket. He's just peppering. That one hit like my pocket.

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